TYR Wodapalooza // Event 4 RECAP & Event 5 PREVIEW

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Bam. We’re live. I love it’s days like this. I love the studio.

Dave Castro (00:08):

Why is that?

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

Just because I just have such a nice fucking setup and then I normally take it for granted. But when I got to be in here five times in one day and I got the big old 85 inch TV and I got you guys in here with me, it just makes me feel just like I’m good. All

Bill Grundler (00:22):

Warm and cozy.

Sevan Matossian (00:23):

Yeah, I’m good. And I got my new CEO jacket and I got my new CEO beanie and it’s just, it’s all

Dave Castro (00:31):

Caleb. You got that?

Sevan Matossian (00:32):

It’s all good.

Bill Grundler (00:34):


Sevan Matossian (00:36):

We are blessed to be with C Beaver Hiller Fit and of course, of course. Bill Grundler. Bill, were you commentating for wrestling today?

Bill Grundler (00:45):

Yeah, I got two matches tonight.

Sevan Matossian (00:47):


Bill Grundler (00:48):

Wow. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (00:50):

Is that

Bill Grundler (00:51):

Coaching today that Cal Poly?

Sevan Matossian (00:52):

Who do you do that

Bill Grundler (00:53):

For? Yeah, for Cal Poly. That’s crazy. They have a

Sevan Matossian (00:55):

Great wrestling team,

Bill Grundler (00:56):

Right? Yeah. Yeah. They’re doing awesome. So we have, they wrestle American University and then northern Colorado tonight and then Air Force Academy on Sunday.

Sevan Matossian (01:06):

You know the boys, you know the boys on the team.

Bill Grundler (01:08):

Yeah. Yeah. It’s fun

Sevan Matossian (01:10):

Dude. That’s crazy. How long have you been doing that? I feel like an idiot for not knowing You do that.

Bill Grundler (01:14):

I think this is the third season now

Sevan Matossian (01:18):

And were you on Cal Poly’s

Bill Grundler (01:19):

Team? Yeah, that was my alma mater. Me and Chuck Liddell wrestled together.

Sevan Matossian (01:24):

No shit.

Bill Grundler (01:25):


 Caleb Beaver (01:26):


Bill Grundler (01:27):

Old school, right?

Sevan Matossian (01:28):

Crazy dude. Crazy,

Bill Grundler (01:30):

Crazy, crazy.

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

Oh, you guys different weight classes.

Bill Grundler (01:33):

Yeah, so he was two above me. I was 1 58 back then.

Sevan Matossian (01:39):

I’m going to send, what do you

Dave Castro (01:41):

Weigh now? Why are you frozen again, bill? What’s wrong with

Sevan Matossian (01:44):

Your internet?

Bill Grundler (01:44):

Please don’t tell me I’m frozen again. That’s

Sevan Matossian (01:46):

How he rolls. That’s how he rolls.

Bill Grundler (01:47):

Am I frozen again? Seriously,

Sevan Matossian (01:48):


Dave Castro (01:49):

Frozen. Seriously.

Bill Grundler (01:51):

Fucking kidding, dude. I even hardwired this time. Kidding

Dave Castro (01:54):

Me? You’re You’re unfrozen. You’re unfrozen. Oh

Bill Grundler (01:56):

Shit. I was about to you. You got to get

Dave Castro (01:58):

Terabyte speed, right Caleb?

 Caleb Beaver (02:00):

Yep. Terabyte speed internet. That’s the way to go. It’s the best one you can get.

Bill Grundler (02:04):

I was like, I’m not going to freeze this time. I hardwired no wifi, nothing. I

Sevan Matossian (02:09):

Damn terabyte or go home

Bill Grundler (02:11):

Apparently. Shit.

Sevan Matossian (02:17):

Event number four is in the books. Colt Merton’s is still in the top 10. John Young is shirtless.

Bill Grundler (02:25):

Look at that. Just shimmering shimmering skin.

Sevan Matossian (02:30):

Who is texting me on the work line? How dare you. Wow. Okay. Fun event. Lots of wipeouts. The winner of the first eat does a cannonball. What a cool treat we were given. I thought that event was more exciting to watch than I imagined it to watch. It kept getting better and better. James Prague won that event for the men, took second place last year to our very own Taylor Self and on the women’s side, I believe we all made fun of John Young for saying Grace Walton would win and she won by over a minute. I

John Young (03:15):

Facts. Yeah, it

Dave Castro (03:16):

Was rigged. John paid everyone off.

John Young (03:19):

I did. I have that kind of money for sure.

Sevan Matossian (03:22):

Hey, I was watching Gee running next to Spencer Pancheck and I was just looking at how they blew up so differently. They didn’t even look like they were doing the same workout. Gee made. Spencer looked like he didn’t even do CrossFit. Do you guys notice that stuff too? How people’s bodies blow up differently in workouts Like that just disappeared. Exactly. Go ahead Andrew. Give us the candid. Do you think that that supplement’s doing that?

Dave Castro (03:52):

I think he’s hanging out with the same person that KAKE hangs out with down there.

Sevan Matossian (03:58):

I mean I could not, gee looked incredible, but it really was apparent when he was next to Spencer. But swimming workouts blow people up differently, don’t they? If you’re new to swimming, don’t

Dave Castro (04:12):

Swimming. The thing that he’s got going for him though is he’s always been that strong and everyone’s earliest memory of Gee will be him snatching two 90 something as a teenager at the games. And it also helps that he’s no good at anything cardio wise. His CrossFit has been getting worse and worse is he gets stronger and stronger. So while I just made that quip at him, it’s very possible. That’s just how he’s built. There are people like that.

Sevan Matossian (04:37):

MLK of 5, 2, 4 0. Can we finally admit, dude, we’ve admit, listen, can we finally admit John Young knows more about predictions than anyone? Hey listen, he’s the senior analyst at the Seon podcast for a reason. If he wasn’t the best, he wouldn’t be. The second he falls off the tip of the spear, he is gone.

Speaker 6 (04:55):


Dave Castro (04:56):

Pretty sure that we admit that often.

John Young (04:58):

Yeah. Can you tell your mom to calm down though? That comment was hurtful by

Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Her. Yeah, sorry. I did see that too. That wasn’t cool. Mom. Chill that not cool Mom. Be chill. Beach chill. My sister texted me. Oh, you know there’s some lady, there’s someone impersonating our mom in the chat. I’m like, yeah.

Dave Castro (05:15):

Oh, I saw that.

Sevan Matossian (05:17):

I know

Dave Castro (05:17):

That’s not her.

Sevan Matossian (05:19):

Oh please. My mom’s never said a mean thing in her life. GY show. I didn’t see

Dave Castro (05:24):

Anything mean when I saw it. It was just like, oh that’s nice.

Sevan Matossian (05:27):

God, I just had short ribs. I cannot tell you how good they are. Fergie show for John Young to get some manscaping. What are you talking about? Sorry?

John Young (05:35):

You don’t like the chest hair?

Sevan Matossian (05:37):

My mom does not call mes ever. Not even once.

Speaker 6 (05:44):

Did I freeze again?

Sevan Matossian (05:50):

Did I fucking freeze again? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, you’re frozen. But listen, that’s not the private chat everyone. I’m right

Dave Castro (05:57):


Sevan Matossian (05:58):

On the back and I’m coming

Dave Castro (05:59):

Back Funer because he’s still there.

John Young (06:02):

Yeah, I know. And his audio sounds clear as day too.

Sevan Matossian (06:09):

Alright, no more short stop. I do want to tell you this though. My wife made him in the slow cooker and there was a piece about this big and I grabbed the bone and just the rib fell off the bone and I was like, oh, this is incredible.

Dave Castro (06:21):

That’s good. Have you ever had long ribs? Long ribs are way better.

Sevan Matossian (06:24):

I like long ribs too. I actually had short ribs for the first time. I don’t know, in the last couple of years. I mean first time, last couple of months. I had never had those before a month ago.

Dave Castro (06:34):

Which ones do you like better?

Sevan Matossian (06:36):

I don’t know. They’re both good. I’m into short ribs now I guess. No, there was nothing disgusting about it.

John Young (06:45):

You ever had Patrick Clark is in the comments. He’s absolutely right. Gabby did way better than I thought she would do. She’s still in the fight for the podium and I kind of thought she would do bad enough that ERO Lowen would pass around.

Sevan Matossian (06:59):

Emma, let’s bring up the leaderboard. John wants to start in on Gabby Awa. Let’s start. Is she in first?

John Young (07:05):

No, she’s in second.

Dave Castro (07:06):

How do you know

John Young (07:08):

Emma? Carrie is in first.

Dave Castro (07:09):

No, she’s not. Yes she is.

Sevan Matossian (07:13):

Okay, here we go. Gabby UA 270 points. Very, very close though. Emma carry two

John Young (07:19):

60. It’s not updated. This is before this one.

Dave Castro (07:22):

You said in the fight for the podium. She’s I

John Young (07:25):

No, no, no.

Sevan Matossian (07:25):

Okay, let’s, let’s take a quick break from the show. Get a, yeah, there we go. Caleb knows how to read my mind. Where are you at buddy?

Dave Castro (07:35):

I am sitting right in front of the, this is the seminar stage. It’s not the actual podcast stage. I listened to Annie daughter and Katherine this morning talking about how if you want to survive menopause, you have to eat at least a can of the protein a day as a female.

Sevan Matossian (07:53):

Nice. Are either of them going through menopause? That’s crazy.

Dave Castro (07:59):

I have no idea. It was just kind of a funny, it just seems so, it seemed like conjecture. It was weird. Anyways, we’re chilling. We just watched the swim.

Sevan Matossian (08:11):

And how close are you to the next venue? Can you give us a stand up and give us, hold the camera around and kind of give us the tour of the lay of the land.

Dave Castro (08:19):

This we are right. This is Bayside. Wait, Bayside’s right there where we just were in those bleachers

Sevan Matossian (08:33):

And where’s Jr? I see Jr’s got his camera going too. Where’s Jr?

Dave Castro (08:37):

Where’d he? He’s right over there. I don’t dunno what he is doing.

Sevan Matossian (08:44):

Yeah. And so is there an event going on right now

Dave Castro (08:52):


Sevan Matossian (08:53):

That event’s over and now you guys are just chilling. Everyone kind of does shops and walks around and shit,

Dave Castro (08:57):

Right, right. That event’s over. I think we’re just chilling. We’re trying to find some food. Dude, I’ve been crushing meat and fruit all weekend. Just for you baby.

Sevan Matossian (09:06):

Meat and fruit. Alex Bridgeforth to keep cussing down. Alright, fine. Okay. Dollar 99. We’ll try to keep cussing down. Fair enough. I always appreciate all,

Dave Castro (09:14):

I’m all fricking cuss.

Sevan Matossian (09:16):

There you go. Barry Cocker, Danielle, Brandon was freaking out and yelling, crying after the event. Friend who is volunteering saw her, JR r Howell or Taylor. Do you guys have any information on Danielle Brandon’s meltdown and maybe it’s just the obligatory meltdown she has to have at every competition maybe?

Dave Castro (09:35):

Yeah, if I had to guess, I’d say it’s definitely the obligatory meltdown. I didn’t see anything crazy happen personally. I did see Rose Scott getting pulled out of the water on our last run. Oh shit. We saw Brent tackle a guy jumping into the water, literally pushed him into the water and crawled over top of him as he exited the ramp. I also saw Cole taking,

Sevan Matossian (09:59):

Wait a second, wait a second. Wait a second, wait a second. So I want to tell you, we will show you the video very shortly of Rose Scott being pulled out of the water. We do have that video, but tell me as a swimmer, as the person who won this event a couple years ago here, Taylor, was that wrong? What Brent did? Was it unethical? Was it bad for sportsmanship? No,

Dave Castro (10:22):

James, I did it to James getting off the ramp the year I won. I think he was, I was almost right on top of him getting out of the water and he was going slow and I kind of just used his swimsuit and leg to pull myself up and go around him. I don’t think what Brent, he wasn’t being a dick or anything. He was just going faster and the guy was in the way and he jumped right on and falls off there I think racing.

Sevan Matossian (10:46):

And then was there another update you had after that one you were going to say,

Dave Castro (10:51):

Yeah, I saw Colton’s

Sevan Matossian (10:55):

Colton. Careful, careful. What you say about Colton?

Dave Castro (10:59):

I’ll be careful. Colton made a deliberate effort to pass someone on the ramp and it was ballsy and he did pass them. And to be honest, I am super impressed with his finish on that workout. He clobbered a lot of guys. That to me should have done a lot better on that workout. Just super impressive. I hate to say I’m right, but I was right about Hatfield. Love the guy. Super. I was really impressed with Hatfield yesterday after his burpee workout. He showed how much he can hurt, but saying you’re okay with swimming is kind of like you don’t really know how good you are, especially relative to the field and it’s pretty clear he is not Okay. White John Young. So put that shirt back on baby.

Sevan Matossian (11:37):

Hey, I

Dave Castro (11:38):

Never said he was good at swimming.

Sevan Matossian (11:40):

Did you see, you see when you saw Colton pass someone on the ramp, was he going up the ramp or down the ramp?

Dave Castro (11:46):

Down the ramp. He jumped over some dudes.

Sevan Matossian (11:49):

Oh wow. It

Dave Castro (11:50):

Was badass.

Sevan Matossian (11:51):

Aggressive. Okay, taxidermy. Did Taylor get Brian friend’s autograph yet? Did you get Brian friend’s autograph yet? Don’t swear. No. Apparently

Dave Castro (12:00):

Brian friend’s working the color commentary and the floor though. Did you know that?

Sevan Matossian (12:06):

I didn’t. That’s impressive. That’s like Joe Rogan,

JR Howell (12:10):

The tier Waza.

Sevan Matossian (12:12):

Yeah, the tier. We are at the tier water palooza 2024 Jr. Did Taylor cover everything? Do you have anything you’d like to add to anything? Do you know anything about Danielle Brandon’s crying episode?

JR Howell (12:24):

No, I know nothing about that, but I’m not sure if Taylor said it or not, but I wonder if maybe Nick Matthew had some cramping or something. He was backs stroking at one point on the second swim.

Sevan Matossian (12:37):

Is Taylor going to say something about that? Did you see that too? Taylor? Is that common? The swimmers to

Dave Castro (12:40):

Backstroke I saw. I was just shocked. Yeah, I tried to get it on video but I was too late by the time I got the camera on him, he had flipped over.

John Young (12:49):

Well it would be a reasoning that happens.

Sevan Matossian (12:52):

Hold on one second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dana M Sweet. Jesus. Why can’t I work with nurses that look like JR Janelle Winston Jr is an amazingly handsome man. Jr’s beard has grown like 400% since this morning was this morning show prerecorded. Fuck. What are you Armenian? My god,

JR Howell (13:12):


Sevan Matossian (13:14):

My God. Okay, go ahead. John Young has a question. Taylor.

Dave Castro (13:19):

Oh, he asked why Nick Matthew would be back stroking and that’s just because he sucked at swimming.

Sevan Matossian (13:26):

Jack forgot to put it nicely. Jackie Miley Jr. Is a DF off of work that we’ll figure out what that is after the show. I have to do any pencil and paper for that. It’s a dead, oh, look at that. Ivana Jr. Is fine. His wife is so lucky. Jesus. I didn’t even know we had this many women who watched the show

JR Howell (13:46):

Jr. What the

Sevan Matossian (13:47):

Hell is going on? Oh my God. Look at this. Renee. Hey Jr. Give us a kiss. What the is it Happy Hour JR Jason Miller Jr. Looks like a plastic surgeon that thinks Gig Getty. Gig Getty when he takes the felt marker out. Okay, let’s go back to, can we pull up the leader? Oh, anything else for us boys? We’ll let you guys go. Anything else you guys want to throw in?

JR Howell (14:18):

That’s it. No? Yeah, we just want to say how much Dylan’s taking care of us. We got to to talk to him about the workout right after it. This is actually a later version of the workout that was initially written. He really wanted to make the swim a little bit longer. They increased it last minute because after watching the WA Am competitors, he thought was short and he made it a little bit longer and still had a ton of people finishing into the time cap. Just clearly paying a lot of attention to detail as far as the flow of the workout and the Spectator,

Sevan Matossian (14:51):

Which I think is amazing. Jr’s critiquing, positive, critiquing and loving on the Tier Waterloo 2024 after the first day and a half. Alright guys, talk to you after the finale. Thank you Taylor. Thank you Jr. You guys are awesome. For those of you who don’t know every morning these guys are coming on live from the venue and doing their shut up and scribble show. And also there are times and places that you can work out with Taylor throughout the weekend. I think he’s doing workouts at Noah Olson’s dad’s gym and then also at actually the venue. You do want to move in quickly though? I heard they are packed, so if you want to work out with Sentinel Training and Taylor Self, you got to move in. Alright guys, thank you. See you guys tomorrow morning. The show’s Killing Tell Will brands that he is doing an amazing job.


Thank you. Wow. Why did he get balloons? How did he do that? That was kind of cool. He got his, you see that green? See Bill in the upper right hand corner way on the top? You got a little green camera? Yeah. You see that? No, no. On your screen look. On your screen. You see your Oh, oh, that thing right there. If you click on that, you can turn on or off. It’s called reactions. Oh, I turned mine off. Sometimes it makes you freeze. I don’t have that. I already freeze anyway. I don’t need help with that. There you go. Okay, back to Gabby Mag. Women’s leaderboard.

John Young (16:25):

Yeah, she did much better than I thought she was going to do. Traditionally, she hasn’t done well in swimming events and what I meant by in the running for the podium Hiller, not after this event, but the Rope climb event, I don’t think is going to be like she’s going to kill it. I think she’ll be fine, but I don’t think she’s going to kill it. And I think Ariel Lowen will be very good and I just thought Ariel Lowen might jump her, but I don’t think so anymore.

Sevan Matossian (16:52):

Caleb, is this updated? No, this is not updated. Okay,

John Young (16:55):

So we have the leaderboard. If you scroll over, the leaderboard is updated on the event. It’s just not updated on the scores. So you see, we could see who came in what place? We just have to do the math.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

Okay. Grace Walton, then Emma Carey, then Emily Deroy. Emily Rolf, then Gabriela Mawa, Ariel Lowen. Looks like Ariel Lowen did what she needed to do and Emma needed to do what she needed to do. And then Danielle, Brandon finally down there at eighth place. What place did Gabby take? She got fifth. Fifth. Oh there she is. Okay. Sorry. I didn’t see her. Wow. Okay, so the best girls are the best girls.

John Young (17:39):

So how many points are Danielle, Brandon, and Gabby separated by two 70 and 2 56. So 14 and Gabby got nine on her, so it’d be 23 points. That means if Danielle, Brandon would win the next event. Gabby has to get within whatever 23 points is whatever placement. That would be

Dave Castro (18:00):

Six spots.

John Young (18:02):

So it would be 76. She’d have to finish eighth or better. Eighth or better in the next event if Danielle, Brandon wins. But Danielle, Brandon has traditionally won handstand walking events.

Sevan Matossian (18:16):

Mike Halpin. Emma gets nine points over Gabby after that event. Can you rank them again? Let’s see how close that brings her. Does that put her up? Does that put name first place?

John Young (18:27):

Emma’s in the lead by three points and I think Emma’s going to be better than Gabby in this next event. I don’t think it’s going to be a race.

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

So this is good. This is great for Emma Carey.

John Young (18:38):

Yeah. Awesome Emma. She’s going to win. I mean I said that at the beginning of the thing. Everybody should have known it.

Sevan Matossian (18:44):

Alright, everyone should have known. Let’s go over to boys. Top of that mountain. Second place in the swim last year, the year before James Sprague wins the event. Pushes hard. Falkowski looked like he pushed hard too. He didn’t want to give it away. This leaderboard is also not updated by the way. Impressive performance for Jack Farlow also correct.

Dave Castro (19:08):

I think the Heat one app is updated somehow. Really?

John Young (19:12):

For the top 10.

Dave Castro (19:14):

Yeah, I’m looking at it. I’m in 95th overall. It’s pretty good. Is your dad Larry Young?

John Young (19:19):

He is.

Dave Castro (19:20):

He’s in third.

John Young (19:22):

I’m feeding it to him, man. My mom won the top 10 last competition. I’m going to get him to win this one. I’m just kidding. It’s all him.

Sevan Matossian (19:30):

James Prague won the swim event then Brent Falkowski, then Samwell Quant fourth, Roman Koff, Ricky Ard, Spencer Panek, Henrik Haal and Haal. And although he took sixth overall in this event, he did win his heat. Luke Parker also had a good showing. Gee had a good showing. Vineo finally showing up. Jack Farlow doing pretty good.

John Young (19:59):

Dude. Jack Farlow. He has impressed me the most out of anybody in this whole competition.

Dave Castro (20:06):

Why is

Sevan Matossian (20:06):


John Young (20:09):

Like he said, nobody knew who I was until I lifted that bar and that’s all I thought of him. A guy who could lift a bar because we’ve seen a lot of those guys. And for him to do this well and I thought I didn’t know how good of a swimmer he was, but I mean he hasn’t shown that he’s going to fade and maybe he gets 25th place in this next event and it’s all for nothing. But if he gets top five at water palooza, that’s an incredible accomplishment and I think it just shows that he’s one of those guys in the come up. Just like how we saw with James. James might be around six or seventh, I think sixth place after this event. Both of those guys I think are going to be names to watch in 2024.

Sevan Matossian (20:53):

The new generation is here. What’d you say? Hillary

Dave Castro (20:58):

James is in fifth, Jackson fourth

John Young (21:01):

And this next event, I don’t think it’s going to be good for either of them, but I think they’re both going to sustain in the top 10 for sure.

Sevan Matossian (21:08):

Krista Ham, thank you. Listen, if you guys want to get early shots, early views of the behind the scenes, it’s a fantastic episode. Fours out 15 episodes altogether. Sign up for a membership now. Dom, is this Dom Emma Carey’s coach?

John Young (21:31):

I can’t imagine.

Sevan Matossian (21:33):

Okay, is Daniel Brandon under a pressure because everyone expects her to win? No, I just think she’s always puts herself under a lot of pressure. She’s a fucking competitor.

John Young (21:43):

She’s not doing bad. She’s throwing

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

Place. Sorry for the swearing. Sorry for the swearing.

John Young (21:47):

She’s easily third place. She’s third place by a margin and she has a chance to jump Gabby, I think in this next workout. I don’t know if she will or not. I kind of hope she doesn’t just to put fire under her and it’d be a good placement for Gabby. And I’ve been talking trash about Gabby this whole weekend, so it’s be nice for her to prove me wrong. It would just be a cap in her hat, but she’s third place by an easy margin, has a chance to be second place. I kind of don’t think first place is going to happen, but that’s not a bad finish at all.

Sevan Matossian (22:20):

To piggyback on what John said, to fill in the blanks, Halpin is supporting John’s assertion that this next workout might not be so good for Mr. Farlow as he was 27th on the inverted medley at the games of the final and the handstand walk workout. And this next workout does have, what is it, 270 feet someone said of handstand walking. Two 70. Yeah, two 70. Okay. Bill’s mouth is frozen’s. He’s not talking, but good, good observation. Any surprises, Hiller from this last workout?

Dave Castro (22:56):

I think Matthew did pretty poorly. But didn’t someone say look like he got hurt?

John Young (23:01):

He was cramping.

Dave Castro (23:02):

He’s kind of drastically fallen outside of the top 10 with that, but the leaderboards not up. Colton did as about as expected. He didn’t finish it near the top.

John Young (23:13):

Hatfield didn’t do well,

Dave Castro (23:14):

I would say I agree with John. The biggest surprise has to be Jack Farlow. His physique looks great too. He’s leaned out a little bit. He looks as you would say, he looks like a man.

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Caleb, can we watch some of the slips on the ramp? I don’t remember seeing this many slips last year.

Dave Castro (23:31):

It looks steeper than normal.

Bill Grundler (23:32):

Yeah, it looks steeper. I think they said, didn’t they say it was like 10 feet above the water? The top of the bar. That’s

John Young (23:38):


Sevan Matossian (23:38):


Bill Grundler (23:39):

It was crazy was they said that they made a point of saying that you weren’t allowed to dive into the water. They wanted everyone to walk down.

Dave Castro (23:47):

No way,

John Young (23:48):

Dude. The faster you go, the safer you walk.

Bill Grundler (23:50):

The faster. A hundred percent. That’s why I was shocked to see that. And then I also thought it was funny that Brent Hamid dove right away when he hit the end of the thing and they were all, the slower you went, the more he slipped. And that was going down and coming up.

Sevan Matossian (24:04):

Who was that right there?

John Young (24:06):

I think that was Sprague.

Sevan Matossian (24:08):

Oh that was Sprague. Wow. Okay. Here we got another one. Oh, this one’s great. I really like the end of this clip. How she’s like a dams zone distress. The way she throws her arms on the runner. Here we go. Who’s this? Do we know who this is?

Dave Castro (24:21):

I don’t.

John Young (24:23):

Oh yeah. She made that more dramatic than it needed to be.

Sevan Matossian (24:27):

Oh man.

John Young (24:29):


Bill Grundler (24:31):

But everyone, Emma Carey slipped before when she made the turn to try to get onto her runner. I mean everybody was

Dave Castro (24:38):

Slip. bk G’s sister.

Sevan Matossian (24:39):

Oh, that’s the 17-year-old from Iceland

Dave Castro (24:42):

Helping she

John Young (24:43):

Get done playing Guitar Hero. Chase. Jesus.

Sevan Matossian (24:46):


Bill Grundler (24:47):


John Young (24:47):


Sevan Matossian (24:47):

Fuck? Karate kid 1980s wants their chase back. I

Chase Ingraham (24:51):

Just worked out and I wanted to jump on.

John Young (24:54):

Worked out too,

Sevan Matossian (24:54):

Man. Let’s see this Henrik Hainon won a heat, one of the men.

Chase Ingraham (25:01):


John Young (25:01):

How you do it. I mean that was a fast

Sevan Matossian (25:04):


Chase Ingraham (25:05):

He stayed on the side because those tear decals get slippery. They’re not made to be wet.

Sevan Matossian (25:13):

Oh, I thought those were supposed to be sticky. I imagine those as being extra sticky.

Bill Grundler (25:18):

Sticky is the wood that’s Thats why they have the wood there, which is dumb. If that’s the case, why even have that on there?

Sevan Matossian (25:26):


Bill Grundler (25:27):

Or you make the small names along the edges so you have the nice big open area.

Sevan Matossian (25:31):

Hey, why not just put a flag down there at the end that has a tear flag blowing on it and let the ramp be safe. You know what I mean? Just down there.

John Young (25:38):

Nobody will know it’s tear Waterloo if it’s not that big.

Bill Grundler (25:43):

Oh, that’s right. I haven’t even heard it once. That’s right.

Dave Castro (25:45):

Tear or die.

John Young (25:47):

We’ve got to let ’em know that it’s tear

Bill Grundler (25:50):

And a flag right next to that would do that. I agree. I agree.

Sevan Matossian (25:53):

If you want to try a pair of experimental shoes out that endorsing before I’ve even tried them. Try the tier, what are they called? The tier hold on DZ ones. The drop zeros. Does anyone here have these?

Dave Castro (26:07):

I don’t.

Chase Ingraham (26:09):

Ones from last year.

John Young (26:11):

I have tier runners.

Sevan Matossian (26:12):

Yeah, I had the runners too. My feet were too wide, but I ordered this and I’m getting it soon and I can’t wait to, there

Dave Castro (26:19):

You go. They look crazy.

Sevan Matossian (26:21):

These guys are paying the bills this weekend. I mean, not for me.

Dave Castro (26:24):

You’re not falling out of those shoes.

John Young (26:26):

Is it a lifter?

Sevan Matossian (26:29):

No. It’s

Bill Grundler (26:29):

One of those straps that come up around your ankle. Huh?

Sevan Matossian (26:32):

It’s for people who are too afraid to go, dunno how to tie shoes. Is that what it’s Oh wow. The deasy one. Look

Dave Castro (26:40):

At the flag.

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

Just a dick.

Dave Castro (26:46):

Oh, Jackie’s boyfriend has the Amazon version of those shoes. I don’t know what that means, but she’s the one who called JR dph.

Sevan Matossian (26:53):

Oh Jesus. Look at Wads Zombie Athletic Birkenstocks. God, you guys aren’t helping. You

Dave Castro (26:57):

Know what I was thinking with these double unders? Why was no one wearing Crocs? Well, stay on your feet. Think about it.

Sevan Matossian (27:04):

No, tell me. There

 Caleb Beaver (27:05):

Were people that had CROs out

Dave Castro (27:06):

There. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (27:09):

There were some why? To get a little bounce. Why would you wear? Because

Dave Castro (27:12):

They easier

John Young (27:13):

Take has to put on

 Caleb Beaver (27:15):

The little strap on the back. You put that down and your foot is secure. I’m telling you. Why would,

Sevan Matossian (27:20):

But why would you barefoot’s easier than with crocs on, isn’t it?

John Young (27:24):

Your feet don’t hurt.

Sevan Matossian (27:30):

Those are tear crocs, by the way. People, if you don’t know, those are Tear Crocs. Tear

John Young (27:34):

Crocs. Too many people put their foot in and then try to do the strap and then it doesn’t work.

Dave Castro (27:41):

They’re very good for doing CrossFit in. I’ve done it

Sevan Matossian (27:46):


Dave Castro (27:47):


 Caleb Beaver (27:48):

CTP does it all the time.

Dave Castro (27:50):


 Caleb Beaver (27:51):

He hikes in ’em. He’ll do metcons in them, run on the treadmill, all that shit.

Dave Castro (27:55):

I got all my coaches a pair of Crocs for Christmas one year, and I had a coach who snatched 290 pounds on a pair of Crocs.

Sevan Matossian (28:02):


Dave Castro (28:02):

It was pretty cool.

Sevan Matossian (28:04):

Hey, how do I know that? Wait, where is it? How do I know that Matt Welty is gay. He was looking at Emily. He was looking at Emily’s feet. Alright. Crocs are great for workout. Wow. Really crazy. All right. The Latin group was wearing Crocs. Yeah. They also smoke cigarettes at halftime

 Caleb Beaver (28:30):


Sevan Matossian (28:31):

Okay, last time we didn’t get, is there anything else we want to say about this workout? Oh, let’s look at the footage of Rose Scott. Is she toast? We saw Rose Scott. The canoes had to bring her to the ramp and

Dave Castro (28:45):

The canoes.

Sevan Matossian (28:47):

Here we go. Caleb, with all the secret footage.

John Young (28:49):

Dang, this is like an emergency medical team.

Sevan Matossian (28:52):

Ca peptides.

Dave Castro (28:54):

Yeah. I like Rose Scotchy. The trip though.

Sevan Matossian (28:57):

She is a trip.

Dave Castro (28:58):

Oh yeah.

John Young (29:00):

She can do some monstrous things, but she’s just a little bit of a head case sometimes.

Dave Castro (29:06):

She fights everything. And this time she tried to fight the water and lost,

Sevan Matossian (29:11):

Hey, so what you think she swallowed water? You think that’s what happened?

Dave Castro (29:15):

No, she tried to go to war with it.

John Young (29:17):

I think she’s just not a very good

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

Swimmer. Not a good swimmer. Okay. And by the way, go back again. That’s Danielle Brandon, who we had reports was having a fucking meltdown. She doesn’t look like she’s having a meltdown there. She’s just walking with nurse Emily.

Dave Castro (29:32):

That’s two in one show.

Sevan Matossian (29:34):

Yeah. Emily Rolf and JR is your bedside nurses. Holy shit. Hospital heaven.

Dave Castro (29:41):

I’ll be their tech.

Sevan Matossian (29:42):

Am I dead? No, you’re just at the JR Emily Hospital. Oh, it feels

Dave Castro (29:47):

Like heaven. So dude, helpin just commented this, that Ro fainted had to be wheeled out of a semifinal and she was also at a semifinal doing that catapult of the overhead squat that you remember. I thought she died.

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