Sevan Matossian (00:02):
Welcome to the most reliable news in the world. Exciting weekend coming up, Taylor Self versus the world. Who is this Taylor Self guy? If you don’t know much about Taylor, go on over to the Stevon podcast. Type in Taylor Self and watch the podcast I did with him a couple years ago. He is a coach. He’s been a tester of games, events, workouts at the ranch, and he is a coach at CrossFit Charlotte. He will be going against Dall and Pepper, CrossFit games champion kids, kitties champion, former kitties champion. Now a serious threatened contender to the number one spot this year at Dickies in Texas. He’ll be week one of the born primitive, the creators of the best shoe in the CrossFit space. The Savage one wide toe box, low profile beast of a shoe. Taylor will be going against Allen Pepper and week one on Friday night.
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But listen, on Thursday, yes, Thursday after Dave announces the workout. Come on over to the Avon podcast and we will watch a young man Bryson, do the workout with Taylor and dLAN watching on, and then we’ll talk about it. This will be a test run of the equipment being used at CrossFit Charlotte. And then in the evening Thursday, we’ll bring on the greatest analyst in the CrossFit space, John Young to furthermore talk about the workout. It’s going to be a crazy, crazy beautiful Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Special underdogs, athletics, showcasing their athletes on Saturday night. So big weekend if you’re into that open stuff. Thank you Barbell spin for the attention. We know you are the most trafficked website for news in the CrossFit space. Paper Street Coffee. Holy shit.
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Gabe. Gabe has done it. Number one, don’t tell anyone, but I think it’s one of three. But don’t tell anyone Paper Street Coffee. What was once just a dream is become a reality. I just wanted to say thank you again for everyone who supported us. Everyone who wakes up and decides to open a bag of Paper Street Coffee, that’s me. We are so grateful that you chose us for those in the New Jersey area. Come check out our shop. I think it’s in a really swanky part of New Jersey made possible in part by all the incredible people who support our online store. This is not a part of town fraught with hooligans. This is the bougie, nice part of town, you know where you can leave your laptop out and take a piss and come back and you don’t got to worry about it being stolen. Grand opening March 2nd, paper, street Coffee, 22 Union Avenue, crest Skill, New Jersey, and that’s in America. Congratulations, Gabe. I am pumped for you. You can also go over to the Paper Street Coffee. Do not spell out street, it’s just st paper st coffee.com. Use code word seon and get some sort of a fantastic discount. I do believe a Paper Street coffee is given away like a 200 voucher every week during the born Primitive Seon podcast. CA pep peptide ca peptides. Open 2024 Open. God, I’m so jazzed for this weekend. Okay, there’s more news.
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Tia Claire Tomi we’ll talk about a little bit later in the show was seen wearing something, protecting her wrist. I’m sure there’s a name for this device. I bought one for my son once when he injured his thumb. And I wanted to show you something in the comments. Someone, this guy Gj ho gat. There is no news, just efforts to create news. And four people liked it. And then this chick writes, nevermind. She’s fine. And then someone else here writes Slow Newsday. And 17 people liked it. Now think about that. Imagine what the psychology behind that is to say that imagine if LeBron James the greatest in basketball was wearing that. That shit would be on the cover of the New York Times. But our queen, the lady and man, the one who has transcended the sex of the champion, the greatest, the goat Tia Claire Tomi is injured. And to report it, these jackasses say it’s a slowest Newsday. No, what you mean is that you’re so fucking emotionally sensitive and protective of your queen that you embarrass her by having to write dumb shit like that. Why don’t you just text DMT and be like, I could give two shits about your wrist, but no, I know what it is.
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You get all scared. Oh my God, is she hurt? Don’t worry, it’s just the news. But don’t be a douche bag. Don’t hide your psychological weakness by saying it’s a slow news day. This is important. Tia is the best that’s ever done it. She’s coming back from a pregnancy. Don’t diminish this. All things Tia, all news Tia is great news. Find it insulting that you would say that. That is a Newsday. You should be banished to Orange Theory. Go, you pawn Scum. There’s always a little bit of editorial in the news. I appreciate you guys being cool with it. And she actually is injured. Go figure the doctors, which I think is just a hypothesis. The doctors are saying that it is because she’s picking up her baby too much. Boy, you know how I feel about picking up babies. But here we go. A word from the great T to me
Tia (05:50):
From picking up Willow so much. My wrist has actually swelled up a lot and they call it, I don’t know how I’m going to butcher the name, so I’m not even going to, but basically my wrist is swelling and it’s just from constantly picking up Willow and they say you tend to find it in
Sevan Matossian (06:11):
Just my assessment, using my own discernment. She looks perfect on a one to 10, she’s a 13.7, that’s the highest. You can go on a one to 10, 13.7.
Tia (06:25):
Or parents are constantly picking up their children or hairdressers because they’re doing a lot of this movement.
Sevan Matossian (06:33):
A lot of this movement.
Tia (06:36):
So right now I’m just trying to obviously not inflame the
Sevan Matossian (06:40):
Wrist. I know I’m juvenile, I know. Let’s skip up here a little bit.
Tia (06:43):
All the movement without any pain
Sevan Matossian (06:45):
And we’ll hear a little bit more about the actual injury and what the implications are.
Tia (06:51):
Any hindrance? So the wrist was pretty swollen. I couldn’t even do a pushup or anything.
Sevan Matossian (06:57):
The wrist was pretty swollen and she couldn’t do a pushup. You don’t think that’s newsworthy yesterday or two days
Tia (07:04):
Ago? Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (07:05):
Looking perfect. A zero stress in her voice. A great attitude. Really cool that she sharing that. That’s how on top of her game she is. She’s not even worried about losing a sponsor or anything like that, just a beast. Andrew Hiller released a video about Haley Adams on the Hiller Fit YouTube channel called 48 Hours with Haley Adams. I’m going to see if I can pull up, oh, Andrew Hiller’s Instagram or YouTube station here, a video that’s having a truly remarkable run, more than 60,000 views in the first 24 hours. But I want to put that in context with you. The last time the CrossFit Games posted an original piece of content, not some live games footage, but just an original piece of content that had this many views or more was in December of 2022. Now are you ready for this? Here’s the crazy part. In December of 2022 was the last time CrossFit gettings posted anything that was doing that. Good. And do you know what it was? It was this video about Danny Spiegel and listen to the title of the name. My goals are bigger than CrossFit.
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My goals are bigger than CrossFit. Andrew Hiller’s account has 33 times less subscribers than the CrossFit Games account. And just to give you another example, the street parking promo that the CrossFit games did last year with Adrian Bosman, that was some original content, although made by street parking that had 20,000 views. A kudos to Andrew Hiller for absolutely his great contribution to the community, to Haley Adams. And yeah, we could go on and on talking about how amazing it is, what he did. Let’s see. That may be it. Let me see. Okay, we talked about the Savon podcast. Open, the Born Primitive Open, the peptides open. We talked about Paper Street Coffee and Andrew Hiller. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, that is the news.
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