The Ultimate Behind the Scenes Podcast #5 | Thursday PM

@coffeepodsnwods (00:03):

With his wife,

Sevan Matossian (00:05):

John Young’s the only guy that looked different than I expected. Everyone else looked exactly like how I thought they look.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:12):

What do you mean? What do you think he’s going to look like?

Sevan Matossian (00:14):

I just didn’t know he was going to be that big. He’s big

@coffeepodsnwods (00:17):

Thick. He was big,

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

Thick and by thick. I’m not insinuating chubby at all. I mean thick. His head is thick, his titties are thick. His shoulders, he’s broad.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:30):

Caleb’s a lot taller than I thought he was going to be.

Sevan Matossian (00:33):

Who is

@coffeepodsnwods (00:34):

Caleb? I’ve only ever seen him sitting down, so

Sevan Matossian (00:39):

I expected I had been warned, so he was exactly how I thought you’d

@coffeepodsnwods (00:44):

Been warned. Is that a coffee?

Sevan Matossian (00:47):

No. No.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:48):

Oh, I was like, whoa.

Sevan Matossian (00:50):

Well, kind of diluted.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:52):

Yeah. Hardcore,

Sevan Matossian (00:54):

Diluted. Oh my goodness. Tank reefs coming in hot Maderis is toast.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:59):

Oh, come on. Don’t say that. It’s early. Early.

Sevan Matossian (01:03):

That burpee. Dude. Caleb is a Yeti, not decaffeinated. What I’m drinking is caffeinated. Thanks. Okay, interesting day. Let’s just go straight to the leaderboard. I want to say something I don’t think anyone had picked, I don’t think any of the pundits, Ariel Lowen in the top five. I don’t remember that and I was kind of shocked. Wow, look at that curtain behind Souza. It reminds me of one of the, oh, there he is.

@coffeepodsnwods (01:41):

Thanks. Oh, saved.

Sevan Matossian (01:42):

Who would’ve thought that John Young would always be our savior? No one ever said that except maybe in his church.

@coffeepodsnwods (01:50):

I What were you saying about the curtain?

Sevan Matossian (01:52):

John Young in the house. Oh, hey dude, Susa, give those headphones to John and I’ll order you another pair.

@coffeepodsnwods (02:01):

Oh, okay. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (02:03):

Right. Since you have that mic. Yeah,

@coffeepodsnwods (02:04):

For sure. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (02:05):

Yeah. Bring those to the office tomorrow and give ’em to him that way. Caleb, yours sounds good too.

@coffeepodsnwods (02:12):

Yeah, I think so. He was on mute, but they do sound good. Can you hear me or no?

Sevan Matossian (02:18):

Yeah, you sound great, John Young. I know you’re going to say it’s only day one. Don’t trip, but lemme propose this to you. People are like, oh my god, Justin Madero is Saudi shit, the bed. But what people should be saying is, is holy shit, we knew Ariel Lowen was going to be top five at the end of the week and we didn’t pick her. Why not? Uhoh Young’s muted. Hold on young. Hold on. Don’t say anything brilliant. We can’t hear you. Something’s wrong with your audio, brother.

@coffeepodsnwods (02:45):

Yeah, are you plugged in

Sevan Matossian (02:47):

Big Mrs. Sloppy? 4 99. Hey, I think I saw extra sloppy today. Does he have long hair, long blonde hair?

@coffeepodsnwods (02:55):

No. I thought it was shorter. It is short. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (02:59):

Barry Cocker. Why is Pedro a sweaty dude? He is always like that. That’s just how he rolls in Madison.

John Young (03:06):

It’s my natural glow. Better John.

Sevan Matossian (03:11):

He got the Chief Hotel hotel area, the shitty ac. Are you at the where? Are you at a hotel or are you where Hiller is?

John Young (03:20):

No, I’m at the Marriott.

Sevan Matossian (03:24):

Oh, John’s audio is horrible. It’s too low.

@coffeepodsnwods (03:30):

Turn that gain up or something. Boy, here I could adjust his mic setting. How about now? Oh, there you go. That’s better. One more time.

John Young (03:38):

Check, check. 1, 2, 3.

Sevan Matossian (03:40):

Nice. Everyone here, John. Good. He’s going to say the smart shit.

John Young (03:45):

You can hear him.

Sevan Matossian (03:46):

John. I think Ariel Low’s about to have a fantastic 2023 CrossFit games.

John Young (03:53):

I’m thinking so this has been her best start yet. I don’t know if she can make a run at the podium, but I do think she can get top five. I think she could stay where she’s at.

Sevan Matossian (04:05):

She’s in third.

John Young (04:07):

Yeah, well top five. Top five. I think the podium’s going to be hard for her after the whole entire week, but what Ariel Lowen has proven is that she is one of the most consistent people out there, so we keep having these ups and downs like we’ve been having and Alexis Raptors has some downs too, which she hasn’t yet. Then for sure. Ariel Lowen could podium, but I feel like Emma Lawson, Laura Horvath, Annie Thor’s daughter, they’re all going to keep climbing. They’re all going to have better events. All three of them have had up, well, Emma Loss and Laura Horvath have had up and down events thus far and by the end of the weekend those will balance out to,

Sevan Matossian (04:47):

Hey, Alex practice has had her worst event. I mean,

John Young (04:51):

If that’s the case, then she’s going to win.

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

Yeah, I mean we were talking about that training Think tank video someone made over there. 55 minutes. Go over there ctp watch what

John Young (05:05):

C T P made it.

Sevan Matossian (05:07):

Yeah, I mean go watch that video and see how amazing Alexis rap this is. They put it out a week before the games. I’m telling you, I was telling you and hey, have all you guys seen her in person? You seen her in person, Pedro?

John Young (05:20):

No, I’m nervous about that after how I have seen Dad, to be

Sevan Matossian (05:25):

Honest, who’s seen her in person besides me? It’s crazy, right?

John Young (05:29):

I have, she looks formidable. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (05:31):

Yeah, she is. That’s

John Young (05:34):

A really weird way to say attractive Caleb

Sevan Matossian (05:39):

And she got a coach on her. I forget the guy’s name. I only asked him his name five times today. She got her coach on her like a fly on shit and he’s like watching her and you can just tell they’re in sync and I got great behind the scenes stuff with Alexis Rapids. You guys are going to be so happy. Richard Fitwell dollar 99. This guy for some reason thought that I was a shitty driver. I forgive you. Sarah Palo Vic. So nice to meet you during our behind the scenes tour, highlight of the tour. Oh, that’s sweet.

@coffeepodsnwods (06:11):

That’s very

Sevan Matossian (06:12):

Nice. Hey, so Sarah’s a baller. There’s these people who can buy fancy passes for the CrossFit games and then they go under the stadium. Oh yeah. So when I’m in there running from point A to point B, trying to move around in the stadium, I saw a big herd group of people today, like 20 people taking a tour. I’m like, what the fuck are you guys doing down here? They’re like, oh, we got special v i p access with our, we got stadium.

@coffeepodsnwods (06:36):

How do you get those passes? Like you got to be invited

Sevan Matossian (06:39):

American Express Black

@coffeepodsnwods (06:41):

Damn Ball,

Sevan Matossian (06:43):

Mrs. Burns. Hey, super sticker. Jeremy. I saw Jeremy today. Can you confirm? John Young is handsome in Sevy gives great hugs. Hey dude, John Young is a, but he’s like weird big

@coffeepodsnwods (06:59):

Yoked, yo, I grabbed his shoulders, I gave him a hug and I didn’t want to let go and I was gripping his shoulders. I was like, oh, this

Sevan Matossian (07:07):

Is Hiller needs to do a Natty or not. I’m not joking.

@coffeepodsnwods (07:11):

Look at those traps. Bring it on. Hey, Jeremy’s freaking big. Have you met Jeremy in person?

Sevan Matossian (07:17):

Yeah. Oh

@coffeepodsnwods (07:18):

Yeah. He’s intimidating. He’s normally

Sevan Matossian (07:19):

You’re big, big dude. You’re like run through a fucking brick wall, thick seon.

@coffeepodsnwods (07:27):

That’s my biggest regret.

Sevan Matossian (07:29):

Say that again. That’s my

John Young (07:30):

Biggest regret of today was John was on with Spin when I met John and all I did was high five him across the table and for the rest of the day I was like, I’m disgusted that I didn’t actually hug him when I met him, that it was just like a reach across five.

@coffeepodsnwods (07:44):

There’s always tomorrow. Oh yeah, daily Hug still gave me the same weird handshake, so daily Hugs for me please.

Sevan Matossian (07:52):

Avon’s new short fund. No camel to hide the moose knuckle. Really? Was I rocking a moose knuckle today?

@coffeepodsnwods (07:59):

Were you?

Sevan Matossian (08:00):

I hope not. Crystal Bacca 9 99. Thank you.

@coffeepodsnwods (08:04):

Wow. Thanks. Crystal.

Sevan Matossian (08:05):

Is that like a modeling photo?

@coffeepodsnwods (08:06):

Yeah, it looks good. Huh? Is that AI or is that real?

Sevan Matossian (08:11):

Eaton Beaver. The Masters finals were cool. Dancer said it’s coming back to the open division. Keep killing it. Wow.

John Young (08:17):

That was dope when he said that.

Sevan Matossian (08:19):

That is cool. He

John Young (08:20):

Said that on mic on the floor and it was like mic drop. It was cool.

Sevan Matossian (08:26):

Allegra R 4 99. You guys are killing it. Loving the Update podcast. Not always able to watch the events. Loving the excitement on both fields this year. It’s pretty crazy. The games are amazing, man. Someone goes to me, saw I was in the pit with a photographer and I said to him, Hey, how’s it going? He goes, same old, same old. Oh, you sounds like you need to get kicked out for a couple years. He’s all, why do you say that? I’m like, why do you think I’m having a blast? Trish, nice to meet you today. Your Musk doesn’t come across across on camera. You are a potent

@coffeepodsnwods (09:02):

She topic. Yeah, she’s a topic of conversation at dinner the same evening. That’s for sure,

Sevan Matossian (09:08):

Josh, so the rule about the grips turned out to be nothing.

@coffeepodsnwods (09:15):

Maybe that’s not the right event.

Sevan Matossian (09:17):

Oh, maybe it hasn’t happened yet. Oh, look at Caleb likes some Blade. He’s highlighting Blade. Ah, Susa. Is John bigger than I?

@coffeepodsnwods (09:26):

Oh, I don’t know who Blade is. No, no. You guys are probably be close to this. Really?

Sevan Matossian (09:33):

Is Blade weird big like that?

@coffeepodsnwods (09:35):

Oh yeah. Yeah. He’s Yo dude. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (09:40):

Yeah. The camera does not do John Justice. I’m telling you. He’s like the thing from the Fantastic four. He is Stout, Jacqueline Robinson, Canadian, $10. You guys are absolutely crushing the media. Susa forever. Grateful to you for making the sev on Start the podcast and dragging back to the community. This is the most hype for the games in forever. Thanks, man.

@coffeepodsnwods (10:01):

Thanks Jacqueline.

Sevan Matossian (10:01):

And the support out there is crazy. We looked all over for you starting to turn into a game. The thing is, I’m spending a lot of time under the stadium interviewing people. That’s why the place where I come up is to get coffee at Paper Street once in a while.

Caleb Beaver (10:20):

What’s funny is we can’t even find it.

@coffeepodsnwods (10:23):

Yeah, true. Trying to give him protein shakes and food and water and make sure he doesn’t just interview and just flop down. Keep him hydrated.

Caleb Beaver (10:30):

He’s like, I need one of those. And I’m like, okay, I’ll go get one of those. And I came back and he was gone. Couldn’t find ’em for three more hours

Sevan Matossian (10:37):

Every day. I’ve been kicked out of somewhere, so you guys know I’m working hard, but it’s cool. Everyone’s been cool about it. No one’s been rude to me, but I’ve, every day somewhere I’ve been kicked out. Well, I’ll wait until after.

@coffeepodsnwods (10:55):

Yeah, that’s the wait button there.

Sevan Matossian (10:57):

Yeah, we’ll wait until after the games. Everyone’s great though. I got nothing bad to say about everyone, anyone but slop. Slop is slop. Slop related to extra slop. What’s all this slop? What does slop mean? Why is that a popular John?

Caleb Beaver (11:14):

I know there’s a

@coffeepodsnwods (11:15):

Mr and Mrs. Lop. Yes. Yeah, there’s a Mr. And Mrs. Slop, and you know what? The name doesn’t do justice. They’re a good looking couple

Caleb Beaver (11:21):

Super cool people.

@coffeepodsnwods (11:23):


Sevan Matossian (11:24):

You met them. Yeah,

@coffeepodsnwods (11:25):

Yeah, yeah.

Caleb Beaver (11:27):

They introduced themselves as slop.

Sevan Matossian (11:30):

Hey, is it the guy in the gal that did, they have six kids that are all grown up and the husband had his shirt off and he’s really buff.

@coffeepodsnwods (11:38):

Kind of acts like he’s on

Sevan Matossian (11:40):

Really hot. No,

@coffeepodsnwods (11:41):

No, it’s not them.

Sevan Matossian (11:43):

Sevy. I wandered my way into the media area today. I was lost as hell and no one said anything. Fist bumps. Susa and Tyler though. I’ll do some more tomorrow until I find you.

@coffeepodsnwods (11:54):

Yeah, yeah. He somehow got in there. Yeah, it was interesting.

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

You guys are fucking with me.

@coffeepodsnwods (12:02):

No, no, no. He really did. How do you know with him? He just introduces himself. Yeah. Yesterday introduced him and then introduced himself and then we’re in the media pit and all of a sudden I hear like, Hey, and I turned, he’s standing right there up behind me, up on the top in the seats that are restricted for media.

Sevan Matossian (12:20):

Dan Guerrero, I swear to you, eventually we’re going to get back to Ariel Lowen. We’re, we’re going to tell you what we’re going to do tomorrow. We’re going to talk about the leaderboard in a second. Dan Guerrero, Canada, $2. This team is crushing it. Thanks gents. Dennis O’ seven. How’s your body holding up today? Susa and Grace found me at five 30 in the parking lot laying under a tree.

@coffeepodsnwods (12:49):

I got footage when we posted

Sevan Matossian (12:51):

And I’m wounded. I’m beat up. I am beat up.


Oh, dude, I got so much great footage today. They had to carry Colton off the North Park. Two people actually carried him and they set him in an ice bath. I got the whole thing. Colton gave me an amazing interview, sat in the ice bath for five minutes, drank a Gatorade, and then, well, it was in a Gatorade bottle and then came out of the Ice bath brand new again, and I got the whole interview. I got Katherine, David’s daughter, gave me a really intimate interview, just the two of us off in the athlete recovery area. After her pig event. I got Annie Thor’s daughter with her fucking world-class coach Yami, as Annie was locking up. It was just the three of us. I got great footage there. I got Rich and Dave having some intimate conversation. I got such good shit. You guys, Luke Parker, Luke Lazar, Juki, Justin Maderis. It’s getting tense, dude. The dudes are really intense. This year I got great footage of Jason Hopper. I got a picture with Jason Hopper’s mom and two aunts today.

@coffeepodsnwods (13:59):

Wait, was that at the hotel?

Sevan Matossian (14:01):


@coffeepodsnwods (14:02):

We saw them when we were leaving Right before you got into the elevator? Yeah. Oh, that’s who that was. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (14:09):

I’d party with those ladies.

@coffeepodsnwods (14:11):

Yeah, they seemed cool.

Sevan Matossian (14:13):

I canceled my Netflix to fund more behind the scenes. Solid. Great Ghost. Met her yesterday.

@coffeepodsnwods (14:18):

Thank you. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (14:20):

Trevor Gentry. How does your body feel after a couple of days back in action? Also, how’s Mariah doing? I know all of us are beyond stoked to see the finished product. My body, like I said, I’m really, really beat up. Each camera is probably three pounds harnesses a pound, and it’s basically I’m holding, maybe it’s four pounds, but just out like this for hours every day, and I’m doing this thing when you run or I move around, I kind of have to do a two pound lateral raise for 10 hours a day. It’s fucking crazy. I’m worked,


But I’m high as a kite. I’m happy as a clam. Trevor Gentry, Mariah showed up late today. Her plane got canceled, so she didn’t get an action today, but she immediately took over. It was crazy. She’s like, oh, what’s the plan? I’m like, I don’t know. Do you mind if I take over? I’m like, no, not at all. She said, okay, look it. You’re not going to shoot any more B-roll. You’re just going to shoot interviews. I’m going to be shooting with the red. I need you to do this tomorrow. Bring this higher drive here. You need to use these cards. You need to export them here. She just completely took over. I was like, all right. All the dudes were just like, the whole team was like, all right, you’re in charge.

John Young (15:28):

Fall in line troops.

Sevan Matossian (15:30):

Yeah, I just need to interview people.

John Young (15:33):

She’s really cool.

Sevan Matossian (15:35):

She’s cool. She’s boss.

John Young (15:38):

That thing, you saw her coming up. She had practically newborn child with her and immediately took over the whole room and that’s immediately commanded respect. That’s really good.

Sevan Matossian (15:49):

I forgot to mention that. She has a fucking kid that looks like it was just the birth secretions were wiped off at less than 15 minutes ago.

John Young (16:00):

Cut the cord yesterday. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (16:01):

She does have a brand new baby with her. That’s crazy. Yeah, it’s got that brand new hair on it

John Young (16:07):

Can’t even hold its head up.

Sevan Matossian (16:10):

Oh, I forgot all about that. Yeah, and she just came in and took over, which is great. Takeover. Great. Thank you. Colton saw Sev on and was reborn. He was great with me, man. He was so good with me. We had so much. I had blast with him today and he crushed the gymnastics workout. Jordanna. Montero.

John Young (16:34):

Nice. Wow. That was nice. That’s a great pronunciation.

Sevan Matossian (16:39):

R 20. Hey, can Irish people do Spanish? Oh yeah. Yeah. You got Spain over there. You could do Spanish names,

John Young (16:46):

Right? We’ve got Spain in Ireland.

Sevan Matossian (16:52):

You can say, lemme hear you say VO

John Young (16:55):

In trying to do a Spanish accent or in where am my Lucky Charms accent

Sevan Matossian (17:00):

Or no, no, not in your lucky terms. Can you say or

John Young (17:07):

What does that mean first? Say it again. I didn’t hear. It’s not bad.

Sevan Matossian (17:10):

I don’t think it’s bad. It’s like, Hey, what’s up homie?

John Young (17:13):

Say it again

Sevan Matossian (17:14):


@coffeepodsnwods (17:21):

Was on the butt. Regardless of how it came out. I was just going to do regardless.

Sevan Matossian (17:26):

Got out from Rio Dero, Brazil. Pedro’s accent is the cutest se. I hope after the games you can have Emily Rolf and husband Kyle on the podcast. I loved your interview last week. Keep up with the great work. Yeah, me and Emily are kind of building. We’re slowly building the relationship. By the end of the week, me, her and Kyle will be tight. I think

John Young (17:43):

She’s having the best weekend she’s ever had too, so far.

Sevan Matossian (17:46):

Hold on, hold on. Let’s collect more money. Before you get all crazy and start talking,

John Young (17:52):

I’ll try to steer the

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

Conversation, John. Hey, really? Tell me John, go.

John Young (17:58):

Yeah, she’s like second place isn’t she

Sevan Matossian (18:01):

Is. She

John Young (18:03):

Is. Yeah. Second place overall.

Sevan Matossian (18:06):

Alexis rap, us, Emily, RO, Ariel Lowen.

John Young (18:11):

Yeah. I mean we all saw this coming.

Sevan Matossian (18:19):

God, I love it. They’re cool.

John Young (18:23):

No, I guarantee one of them stays up there, so it’ll be really interesting to see who it is.

Sevan Matossian (18:30):

Hey dude, lemme tell you, Annie Serious is a heart attack. She’s dangerous. And Emma too.

John Young (18:36):

Yeah, and Laura’s still coming. That’s what I’m saying. I think two of those three will drop off and one of ’em will stay.

Sevan Matossian (18:43):

God and Bethany’s look at Sharp in the corrals and the warmup area. I’m positive. Hey, what’s going on with the dudes? Do we have weird shit going on with the dudes?

John Young (18:57):


Sevan Matossian (18:57):

Didn’t shit

John Young (18:57):

To bat on day one. That was pretty weird.

Sevan Matossian (18:59):

Who did?

John Young (19:01):

That was a bit weird. It’s a typical day one for him.

Sevan Matossian (19:04):

For who? What? I can’t, how come I can’t hear the name

John Young (19:07):

Patrick Ner.

Sevan Matossian (19:08):

Oh, he looks great, man. He’s yoked. Wow. Roman Koff. Jay Crouch my boy Jay. Okay, here’s the big thing with Jay. How did Jay

John Young (19:25):


Sevan Matossian (19:27):

That was 10th in the pig workout. How did Jay beat Jason Hopper in the pig flip? He’s like a little version of Jason Hopper.

John Young (19:39):

I mean, how does Hopper not know how to do a pullover? Yikes. He was doing singles the whole time. No, he was doing zeros. I saw him fail multiple times on Pullovers.

@coffeepodsnwods (19:52):

Maybe he crushed his meat on the bar and

John Young (19:54):


Sevan Matossian (19:54):

Dude, Spencer Pancheck.

@coffeepodsnwods (19:59):

Yeah, that’s cool.

John Young (20:00):

Roman Spencers going to be really good at the Helen workout too.

Sevan Matossian (20:04):

Who? Say it again?

John Young (20:06):

The new Helena. The event. Six. Spencer’s going to be really good at that workout too.

Sevan Matossian (20:14):

Oh, Maurice fee. Big giant. He

John Young (20:18):

Is so cool.

Sevan Matossian (20:19):

Thick. He makes John look skinny. He is thick people. He is thick. Samuel corn wire. Good. Positive, super healthy back there. Positive Bakowski marching around back there like a statue. I haven’t interviewed him. I attest the waters.

John Young (20:43):


@coffeepodsnwods (20:43):

He looks good.

Sevan Matossian (20:44):

Yeah, he does look good. Super positive. Sorry, go ahead,

@coffeepodsnwods (20:48):

Susan. No, I was just commenting on his physique. It was just nuts. He was way off the distance and he was turned to the side and you could just see each ab just like boom, boom, boom.

John Young (20:56):

Purely superficially. He’s aging like a fucking scotch. He’s like, yes, he’s a handsome guy.

Sevan Matossian (21:04):

He’s not aging.

Caleb Beaver (21:06):

He was struggling with those freestanding handstand pushups though.

Sevan Matossian (21:10):

Sarika. 1999. Thank you. Loving every bit of this. The big hug that’s and the thumb shared. Warm my heart. Yeah, that was crazy. I sent that to my mom and my sister.

@coffeepodsnwods (21:20):

Yeah, that was a good capture. Who captured that?

Sevan Matossian (21:23):

I dunno. Will someone?

@coffeepodsnwods (21:25):

Oh, willed. Nice job. Will

Sevan Matossian (21:27):

Anyone running the five K tomorrow? Nope. No one. I know Danny Boswick. $5. Thank you, Dan. Interesting use of negative space in your profile picture

John Young (21:39):

And your comment.

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

Elisa Carr. Radda. I hope you all understand how much the crew’s hard work means to all of us. Makes it more enjoyable for those that are at home with the family and couldn’t make it to the game. So much love to you all. There’s this dude working with this named Patrick Rios and him and his wife are killing it, capturing stuff, and then Susie’s been working the shit out of the iPhone.

@coffeepodsnwods (22:07):

You got that cinematic mode. Think crispy.

Caleb Beaver (22:12):

I’m just watching Susa do that.

Sevan Matossian (22:14):

We got Bruce Wayne back at home.

@coffeepodsnwods (22:20):

Dude, there is a lot that happened today.

Sevan Matossian (22:22):

Thank you Mr. Rid. Go ahead, Susa.

@coffeepodsnwods (22:24):

Well, I’m just saying, I don’t know if it just, I mean there’s just a lot of meat on the bone. I mean Luke Parker’s knee, he crashed, got stitches we saw,

Sevan Matossian (22:32):

Got it on film.

@coffeepodsnwods (22:33):

Got on film. We saw, which we will be posted up soon. We saw Emma Carey immediately on the very first, I don’t even know how many feet she was. The second turn into the bike jumped right over the little plastic railing thing. They had got it on

Sevan Matossian (22:46):

Film. Got it on film

@coffeepodsnwods (22:47):

Madero on that last event. I mean he needed that ending the day today because I had a feeling that if that event didn’t go well through him, he could have been potentially looking at the cut. I mean, Jason Hoppers, Hey dude,

Sevan Matossian (23:00):

He is looking at the cut, bro. I’m sorry.

John Young (23:02):

He’s going to be fine.

@coffeepodsnwods (23:04):

He’s going to be fine. I think the momentum in that last event is going to start pushing him through and he’s going to come back charging tomorrow. I think mentally

Sevan Matossian (23:10):

Don’t act like he’s not on the cut. He is 26th.

@coffeepodsnwods (23:13):

Yeah, that’s my boy though.

John Young (23:15):

But you know that kind of injury, like an impact injury where he whatever imprint of the brakes on his, it’s way worse tomorrow. How do you fight that? How do you stop?

John Young (23:28):

What is injured? I don’t know if he’s injured.

John Young (23:31):

Is it not just bad bruising on his chest and then that was slow him down on the pig on the chest where all that stuff is. Untouch is going to get worse as the days go by.

John Young (23:41):

Pullups and Toes the bar and he was the last place guy on all of it, man.

Sevan Matossian (23:45):

Someone said that the reason why was so that they think that his head should be checked if he took a traumatic shot to the brain because the way he was behaving after that wind showed the way he was emotional. Did you see that Susa?

@coffeepodsnwods (24:00):

I did. Yeah. That was a very interesting theory. It didn’t seem that farfetched to me.

Sevan Matossian (24:05):

It doesn’t.

@coffeepodsnwods (24:06):

No, it doesn’t. I mean, what’s his injury? Does anybody even know what happened? Did we see it?

Sevan Matossian (24:11):

His chest is all, you could see he’s got a tattoo of a handlebar on his chest where the handlebar hit.

@coffeepodsnwods (24:15):

That’s what I’m saying. So we didn’t see the impact and sometimes it doesn’t take much and I mean, think about the turnaround, right? You’re out there in the sun riding that bike, 40 minutes, you crash, you knock your head pretty good, assuming he did. I don’t know this, but this is just the theory and then immediately you turned around. I mean we were all out on at North Park this afternoon during the pig event. It was ridiculously hot.

Sevan Matossian (24:35):

What Susan and I are talking about right here is that after Maderis won this event, it seemed like he was holding back tears. Someone was suggesting that because he bumped his head, that’s when one of the signs of bumping your head really hard is being really emotional.

John Young (24:49):

So you think he was dizzy out there at North Park and that’s why he was so slow, because he’s dizzy. He

@coffeepodsnwods (24:56):


John Young (24:56):

Lost North Park.

@coffeepodsnwods (24:58):


John Young (24:58):

He was walking around. It took him like 45 seconds at one point to pick up his belt and put it, and he was pale and it was roasting out there and he was white, white.

Sevan Matossian (25:09):

I didn’t understand a word. Pedro said. Can someone explain what Pedro just said? He was wandering around what Pedro’s internet is. Fuck

@coffeepodsnwods (25:16):

Yeah, you just super chop. He was

John Young (25:17):

Pale white, he said,

Sevan Matossian (25:19):

And wandering around in North Park. You’re saying that Maderis was wandering around in North Park looking for

John Young (25:23):

What? Not wandering around, but it took him 45 seconds to pick up his belt and put it on and it’s like,

Sevan Matossian (25:32):

Oh shit. Yeah,

@coffeepodsnwods (25:34):

I mean, that’s what I’m saying. You know how that heat was, so imagine doing all that. I mean, we were standing there shooting content and watching it and it just seemed almost unbearable. Imagine trying to flip the pig and then immediately coming off that bike ride, which by the way was also outside in that heat and took a toll. And then on top of that, falling off the bike so hard that you have visible bruises on your chest. I mean, in order to have to happen, that dude, he

Sevan Matossian (25:58):

Tattooed. He has a handlebar tattooed on his chest. His chest has the craziest red mark on it. Yeah,

@coffeepodsnwods (26:03):


Sevan Matossian (26:05):


John Young (26:05):

About, I feel like that’s the case though than event two will be the worst thing. You know what I mean? He might still be fatigued and not be the Justin of old, but it won’t be that bad. You know what I mean? Instead of a fifth, he might get 10th. Does that make sense?

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

Yeah. Did he finish that workout? The pig workout?

John Young (26:27):

I think he got capped. Let’s see. Yeah, he got capped. I don’t even think he was on the pig again. He was almost last place in it.

Sevan Matossian (26:35):

Danny Boswick. Did you and catcher and squash your beef on camera? No. I thought about it and I thought it would be insincere if we did it on camera, but in the most appropriate manner that we could without it distracting from why she’s really there. We hashed it out and we had Annie as a witness and it was cool. Hey, she let me film with her today in some pretty intimate situations that if she thought I wouldn’t have approached her in if I was fucking hating on her and she wouldn’t have let me get close if she felt anything weird. So it’s good. Sima Globes, Audrey was on her deathbed and asked where her c e o visor was. She’s fine everybody.

Caleb Beaver (27:19):

I witnessed that and it’s true.

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

I have an extra wonderful faucet. How about that shirt you were gifted today? Yes. Thank you. Bring that up after the games are over. Thank you. There’s some great shirts given to me, but not appropriate for this. Not quite seon. Let’s try it for PG again. Kids are watching. Alright. Alright, sorry. Alright. Thank you.

@coffeepodsnwods (27:38):

I pg So far. So far, right?

Caleb Beaver (27:41):

I don’t know for sure.

@coffeepodsnwods (27:42):


Sevan Matossian (27:43):

That means this guy won’t be getting any more airtime. Sabre, I got food poisoned and puked at the bike event then got dehydrated and they took me away to the hospital for iv. I yelled at Caleb was my favorite medic. Is that true? Is all that true?

Caleb Beaver (28:01):

That is a hundred percent true. Literally, I just got off the plane and I walked into the parking lot and I looked to my right and I saw an ambulance and somebody in a stretcher and I was like, huh, already. That’s crazy. And then I looked more and I saw cima and so I said, was that Cima and Travis? Oh yeah. So we went over there and that’s when we saw Odd on the stretcher and we’re like, what’s up dude? And she’s like, yeah, food poisoning. And I said, oh, that’s horrible. And then they started putting her in the ambulance and then she says, but you’re my favorite medic around four other medics. And I said, I don’t think you should tell me that in front of everybody who’s taking care of you. And then they took her away.

Sevan Matossian (28:52):

Did she come back?

@coffeepodsnwods (28:54):

She says right here. I’m back

Caleb Beaver (28:55):

Though. Yeah, she came back first. She’ll be back

John Young (28:58):


Caleb Beaver (29:00):

Poor girl.

Sevan Matossian (29:02):

Wow. She with Scott Pan eight,

Caleb Beaver (29:07):

She’s a trooper.

Sevan Matossian (29:09):

David Smith, I think in Justin’s case it was combo of impact from the fall and then he blew himself up trying to catch up to the lead pack. The bike took a lot out of people. A lot out of people. Basically. That’s what they’re saying. Why all the cramping happened in the North Park with the pig event

John Young (29:27):


Sevan Matossian (29:31):

Wow. I don’t even recognize you. Andrew

@coffeepodsnwods (29:33):

Is, can you hear us?

Sevan Matossian (29:35):

T h Chevy Sock Fund. Come on boys. Help your brother out. Keep on killing the coverage sock. What’s a sofa? Is he at the Great Dane? Oh shit. Where is Hiller? Looks like he’s at the Great Dane. Is he at a bar? You’re at a bar. Wow.

@coffeepodsnwods (29:54):

Oh, that was the meetup. That’s awesome that guys, we can’t hear you, which is good. Don’t take.

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