Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Can someone send a link to Sprague two? Shit, I cannot forget to do that card right there.
Mattew Souza (00:10):
I will send the link right now to, alright.
Sevan Matossian (00:13):
Bam. We’re live. Dude. My headset’s dope. I ordered you and Caleb one.
Mattew Souza (00:17):
Awesome. Yeah, that sounds so good on the show. The It
Sevan Matossian (00:21):
Did. People were stoked on it. Oh shit. Look who’s here.
Mattew Souza (00:24):
Who’s here? Phil? Oh. Oh fuck. You guys have an echo
Sevan Matossian (00:35):
Hold. How’s that? Better? How’s that? Better?
Mattew Souza (00:41):
Yeah. You sound great. Have Hiller talk. Hiller. Hiller.
Sevan Matossian (00:47):
Andrew,
Mattew Souza (00:49):
I can’t hear anything in there yet. One sec. Something’s not working with these. How about now? We can’t hear you.
Sevan Matossian (00:57):
Do you see him back there? Oh, you can kind of see him back there.
Mattew Souza (01:01):
Yeah, you can. You got a gnarly echo? Okay. Where shall you go? I’m going to go sit in the bathroom. Yep.
Sevan Matossian (01:08):
Yeah. Can you do that
Mattew Souza (01:10):
A different type? Echo. You kidding. Bye.
Sevan Matossian (01:15):
Justin. H
Mattew Souza (01:17):
Oh
Sevan Matossian (01:20):
Oh. I’m going to mute Hillary. Sorry, Andrew. That sucks.
Mattew Souza (01:28):
I just need,
Sevan Matossian (01:30):
All right. Luggy camera straps. Hiller crushed the behind the scenes already. Yeah. Is he publishing a shitload of stuff? What’s he doing? Is he
Mattew Souza (01:42):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (01:43):
Publishing like a maniac.
Mattew Souza (01:44):
Dude, it looks insane. Hey Hillary, your team’s doing awesome, bro. It’s really small. It’s certainly small.
Sevan Matossian (01:55):
Oh God. Oh. Can someone send James Sprague a link?
Mattew Souza (02:00):
I already did.
Sevan Matossian (02:01):
Avon’s. Great. When Hiller isn’t on
Mattew Souza (02:05):
Avon’s,
Sevan Matossian (02:05):
Great. When Hiller, I don’t know what that means.
Mattew Souza (02:07):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sevan Matossian (02:09):
I just like to be great. What’s he got? Oh my God. Hiller, you put out four videos today.
Mattew Souza (02:16):
Five videos in 24 hours. Yeah, it’s ridiculous.
Sevan Matossian (02:19):
You made a video from my bedroom the other night.
Mattew Souza (02:24):
You were
Sevan Matossian (02:24):
There. Am I getting Thanks. Am I getting tore up in the comments on that?
Mattew Souza (02:30):
No. People really like
Sevan Matossian (02:31):
It. Oh good. Holy fuck. Is this live? Where is that? Oh shit, I already lost it. Hiller’s insane, but he’s the opposite of insane, but I know what you mean. I’m with you. It’s that he’s fucking like a shark.
Mattew Souza (02:48):
Yeah, it’s
Sevan Matossian (02:49):
Crazy. Dude is pounding hole. Janelle Easy.
Mattew Souza (02:56):
Might have added a word in there.
Sevan Matossian (02:59):
Okay,
Mattew Souza (02:59):
Susan, good to
Sevan Matossian (02:59):
See you. Are you in Madison?
Mattew Souza (03:01):
Yeah, I’m here. I’m all set up. Got the whole road cast and we’re ready to rock.
Sevan Matossian (03:06):
Okay, what do I do? I go to,
Mattew Souza (03:10):
Oh shit, you’re going to put me on the spot.
Sevan Matossian (03:11):
I go to Cellular and then
Mattew Souza (03:14):
Yeah, there should be the call forwarding cellular.
Sevan Matossian (03:22):
Oh man. How about
Mattew Souza (03:25):
Trap Deuce on air? He bathroom sounded likes. Oh my goodness. Dude, I love Beaverson. Butthead, Bluetooth.
Sevan Matossian (03:44):
Where do I go for forwarding? There’s got to be a phone. Oh, phone. Phone. I got it. Okay. You get it? Call forwarding. Yep. Oh, are you going to have to read me your phone number?
Mattew Souza (03:59):
Put in the private chat At that point we just have to call my phone. You pussy. Okay. Put it in the private chat.
Sevan Matossian (04:12):
Jessica Valenzuela seven. I feel like mom’s sending their kid to school for the first day. How was it? Dude? It was crazy.
Mattew Souza (04:19):
Gosh. Hey,
Sevan Matossian (04:21):
So many people are so nice to me. Oh dude, it’s crazy. You think with the buildup? Dude, Jason Hopper fucking squeezed the life out of me.
Mattew Souza (04:35):
Oh, was that like a test you squeeze though? Like he shook? No,
Sevan Matossian (04:38):
Dude. Oh, I typed in the number now. What? Oh, just go back.
Mattew Souza (04:46):
Oh, Scott Haw. Let everybody know it. No one wants to text me. Yeah. Well Scott, I got something for you here. Oh, that. What’s his phone number of the chat? Hey. Hey. Just read it out loud. He had that in his two.
Sevan Matossian (05:04):
He had that in his pants. Scott, that’s gross. Okay, someone call in and test the
Mattew Souza (05:09):
Served up and ready for you.
Sevan Matossian (05:10):
Scott Hopper hugged me like crazy. Dallen was there loving. It was so crazy. Me and Catherine had a fucking just a love fest, dude. I can’t wait to show you guys some of this footage. Dude, it was crazy. Annie came over, Noah, Colton Col, Sager, and I just fucking bro out. It was nuts, dude.
Mattew Souza (05:31):
Oh man. That’s so cool, bro. Out
Sevan Matossian (05:37):
It was. Yeah, Avon. It was crazy. James Sprague is like a model. He’s like a boy man model in real life. They
Mattew Souza (05:45):
Already have a call.
Sevan Matossian (05:47):
Oh, cool. Okay, let’s say hi
Mattew Souza (05:49):
Caller, welcome to the show. What’s your name and where are you calling from? Oh, Jesus
Sevan Matossian (05:53):
Christ. That’s why you’re not in charge
Mattew Souza (05:55):
Of the phone. Wait, wait. Alright, caller, just stand by for 30 seconds while I’ve finish my story. Then we’ll bring you in. What’s your name? Caller. Where are you calling from?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I already told you.
Mattew Souza (06:14):
I didn’t hear it. I was talking over you with a fucking killer joke. What’s up,
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Killer joke, my ass. Let’s go. You got
Mattew Souza (06:22):
To make this good. Oh, Jeff. Oh, Jeff, how I love you. What up is
Sevan Matossian (06:26):
Baco?
Mattew Souza (06:28):
No, no, no, Birchfield. I’m good.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I’m good, man. Yeah, I’m Come on. Svo.
Sevan Matossian (06:35):
Baco ditched the show. He didn’t have the stamina. Birchfield did.
Mattew Souza (06:40):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (06:41):
I need to show more footage of you working out Jeff. It’s been a minute.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I know. I mean,
Sevan Matossian (06:47):
Have you bench
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Pressing that lovely gray hair flowing. Do my bench press from my pussy pad on my bar.
Sevan Matossian (06:58):
Alright, thank you for testing out the phone. Good to see you. Good to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Alright, we’ll talk to you all later.
Sevan Matossian (07:03):
You later. Lucky camera straps. Hiller’s crushing them behind the scenes already. Yeah, go over to Andrew Hiller. Hiller Fit four videos up already, but there’s rumors that there is a fifth one that is going up tonight. Hiller, go in the hallway. God, I wish I had one of those rooms. I appreciate it. Sloppy slop. Jessica Valenzuela. Yes, I read that one. Mom. Thank Jessica. Oh, oh. John David Taylor. 99. Nine nine to up your pay to 3 0 1 an hour for the Motley Crew of bad news bearers. Dude, thank you. Seriously. John David Taylor. G d t. Hey, you know who I met today? You know that dude. You know the trading Think Tank videos. Am I echoing like a motherfucker?
Mattew Souza (07:48):
Yeah. Pretty bad. Can you shut that door, Hiller? Or is it shut? Oh cry. This is not good. Wait. Here, I got an idea.
Sevan Matossian (07:57):
Do you tuck a towel on there?
Mattew Souza (08:00):
There’s another door.
Sevan Matossian (08:02):
Hiller and I just had a fat steak, by the way.
Mattew Souza (08:05):
Oh, that’s good. On this toilet. This one. Oh, that’s good. That’s good. Way better.
Sevan Matossian (08:11):
You’re seriously on the toilet?
Mattew Souza (08:13):
He is live from the toilet.
Sevan Matossian (08:17):
I met the guy, my version
Mattew Souza (08:22):
Of the soundboard. They’ll flush the toilet.
Sevan Matossian (08:25):
I met. Hey, did someone send Rega a link? Yeah,
Mattew Souza (08:28):
Yeah, yeah. I sent it to him.
Sevan Matossian (08:30):
I met the Let’s
Mattew Souza (08:31):
Push him with the text.
Sevan Matossian (08:33):
I met the guy who sits on that training Think Tank podcast. Who’s behind the computer?
Mattew Souza (08:38):
CT P.
Sevan Matossian (08:39):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (08:41):
He’s cool, huh?
Sevan Matossian (08:42):
Yeah, and you know what’s crazy? When we got home, I dunno if I’m supposed to say this. Hiller said he is one of the coolest dudes he’s ever met in the CrossFit space, and he actually is really cool and he’s got a fucking incredible camera too. And then there’s this lady there, Lana doing media. I got to hang with Scott Schweitzer today and I got to hang out with Rosie. You know the one who’s always in the video? Bam. I’m live. I must have hugged her like five times. Oh,
Mattew Souza (09:10):
Awesome. Yeah, photography.
Sevan Matossian (09:15):
Who else I got to hang with? I met Chris Madigan, the CrossFit PR guy who’s cool as shit.
Mattew Souza (09:20):
Oh, that’s
Sevan Matossian (09:21):
Awesome. Mellow. Holy shit. He’s mellow. He’s one of those dudes that I don’t know what his job is, but he’s in charge of the press conferences he’s in charge of whenever there’s a big group of us that gathers, he’s in charge, right? He gathers us together. He’s one of those dudes with really, really gray hair. But you can’t tell if he’s 20 or 60. He looks like a surfer dude. What’s up dude? What’s up John?
Mattew Souza (09:49):
What’s up? Nice shoulders, John. Thank you Howard. Nice. Oh yeah.
Sevan Matossian (09:55):
Chris took the picture. Ross. Oh hey. Do you guys see Mike Halpin there next to me? To the right of me? Yeah. By the way, that is not what I look like. Look at my shorts. What the
Mattew Souza (10:04):
Fuck are my shorts doing? What is that photo dude you posted? I
Sevan Matossian (10:07):
Do not look. That’s Rosie next to me.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
They did You so dirty.
Mattew Souza (10:11):
Oh, Rosie’s awesome.
Sevan Matossian (10:13):
Yeah. I don’t like Chris Madigan anymore. Take that
Mattew Souza (10:15):
Back. What I said about him did you dirty?
Sevan Matossian (10:18):
Hey, that guy behind Mike Halpin is just a young weird version of Mike Halpin. Barclay or Barclay.
Mattew Souza (10:26):
Oh, the dude right behind Halpin. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That’s Barclay Dale, isn’t it?
Sevan Matossian (10:30):
And there’s us making sweet love with morning chalk of that other dude. Next to him is Joe. That dude was cool, bro. This
Mattew Souza (10:36):
Looks like a birthday party.
Sevan Matossian (10:38):
That giant dude. There’s a giant dude behind Schweitzer. You can’t see him. That’s Teddy Williams. That’s Colt Merton’s propaganda machine. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (10:46):
Teddy’s Teddy’s the bomb. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (10:51):
By the end of the day when I hugged him, I think I may have hugged him inappropriately.
Mattew Souza (10:55):
Nice. You cop a little backfield or what?
Sevan Matossian (10:58):
I was,
Mattew Souza (10:59):
I
Sevan Matossian (11:00):
Didn’t hug him inappropriately. When I hugged him. I was ready to take a nap on him.
Mattew Souza (11:05):
I was like been feet. I nestled in
Sevan Matossian (11:08):
12 hours. And that’s that dude on the rights. I don’t even know if you’re supposed to say, but that’s Snuffaluffagus. That’s the dude from behind the training Think Tank. That’s
Mattew Souza (11:17):
Him.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
CTP Cam.
Mattew Souza (11:20):
Dude, you just outed him.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Dude. He has active social media.
Sevan Matossian (11:25):
Have
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You watch Barbell Shrugs? If you watch Barbell Shrugs, then you know who that is.
Mattew Souza (11:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Multiple barbell.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You just off the radar for a while.
Mattew Souza (11:35):
I put on my toe spacers.
Sevan Matossian (11:37):
Seriously? Seriously. Oh, I met Mary Monsour today from Toe Spacers.
Mattew Souza (11:42):
Nice.
Sevan Matossian (11:44):
She didn’t think I’d recognize her. I knew it right away. Her hair’s dope.
Mattew Souza (11:47):
Nailed it.
Sevan Matossian (11:50):
Then there was that chick, Lana, what is she doing again?
Andrew Hiller (11:55):
She’s doing media for 65 plus because no one else would. She had special media pass to cover it and she was sending them some footage because the stream was such garbage.
Sevan Matossian (12:06):
And that chicken, the blue is Heather, between Lana and Hiller and the Blue shirt Be Friendly Shirt.
Mattew Souza (12:17):
Heather
Sevan Matossian (12:19):
Hiller? Yes. No, no. Yeah, you don’t know.
Mattew Souza (12:22):
Hope’s out here. Hiller.
Andrew Hiller (12:25):
She was nice too. Put on the spot. I don’t know, but she’s
Sevan Matossian (12:27):
Nice. She didn’t talk much, but she was hanging. And then Tyler Watkins is there. Hopefully he’s going to come on the show today and I told him to come on and promote the app.
Mattew Souza (12:38):
There are a lot of events,
Andrew Hiller (12:39):
Internet stuff. So
Sevan Matossian (12:41):
Say that again, John.
Mattew Souza (12:43):
I said there are a lot of events to pick people now on the app.
Sevan Matossian (12:47):
Oh, good point. Eaton Beaver. It was the prison. Grab my pocket. Squeeze. Eat Beaver’s. Not Teddy, is he?
Mattew Souza (12:58):
Oh shit.
Sevan Matossian (13:01):
Tank Reeves. How terrible was the live feed for today? Dude, when you’re there, you don’t even know any of that shit that’s going on. Dude, I did like 50 interviews today. Dude. I got to hang with Alex Gaza today.
Mattew Souza (13:13):
Was it at school in person as it is on the show?
Sevan Matossian (13:16):
I was a little overwhelmed, to be honest with you.
Mattew Souza (13:18):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (13:20):
Most of the athletes are not, they’re all impressive. But there’s some that when you see them, you’re kind of like, oh fuck. Jason Hopper is fucking big
Mattew Souza (13:30):
Dude. Yeah, he’s a big
Sevan Matossian (13:31):
Dude. I didn’t realize that. Very big. Yeah, when he grabbed me and hugged me. Yeah, he’s a slab at meat. That
Mattew Souza (13:39):
Was the only person I was afraid for you to meet.
Sevan Matossian (13:42):
Yeah, him and Down came over and they roughed me up a little bit. He’s something else’s big. Yeah. Down’s big, but not big like Hopper. Hopper is huge.
Mattew Souza (13:55):
Football big.
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
Yeah, that David Shrunk guy. Huge. I got to look into his eyes. That’s a man.
(14:06):
Karina Rain. I’m hopeful for the coverage at semis next year and hype for Waza and Huntington Beach. I think we’re going to about to blow the doors off this thing. I think I killed it today, dude. I got so much great footage of Don Fall, Adrian Bosman, Dave Castro, Chuck Carswell, Alex Gaza. Colton Mertons. I had a great fucking powwow with Annie and Karin. I’m going to fucking murder it for you guys. It’s going to be nuts. I got so much crazy footage with the demo teams, the judges, the masters athletes. Hopefully I’m going to try to find, I saw Noelle Henderson at then the end of the day. Oh, room service is here. Alright,
Mattew Souza (14:52):
Baller. John, what’s up? How you doing? You look nice and bronzed. Thank you. That turned into just a nice shade on you right now.
John Young (15:00):
Well, everybody in the comments still is hating on it, so we’ll just, I appreciate that.
Mattew Souza (15:06):
It’ll come around. It’ll come around.
John Young (15:08):
Think I have a light on and I think the lamp makes me look a lot redder than I am, but without it. That’s what I look like.
Mattew Souza (15:15):
What I mean connection without it yet. Keep that bad boy on. How’d you get all those videos out? How is that even possible?
Andrew Hiller (15:23):
Thank you. And then I brought some, yeah.
Mattew Souza (15:25):
Okay. Ca Hormones.
John Young (15:29):
I love those videos. Hiller. I love seeing the athletes struggle before they actually have to do the event. Then you get to see the wide eyedness when they actually go, when you find out who’s bad before they go. It’s great.
Andrew Hiller (15:45):
That correlates.
John Young (15:47):
I know, but I like to see what I
Andrew Hiller (15:49):
Was actually thinking, watching it is, are specific athletes doing that on purpose? They’re just kind of chilling because they were allowed. I was curious about that too. How many people are just chilling? They don’t want to show their cards.
Mattew Souza (16:03):
So
John Young (16:03):
It’s like KY wasn’t chilling.
Andrew Hiller (16:07):
Everyone knows him.
Mattew Souza (16:09):
So what is that? Is everybody just sizing each other up over there? Can you feel any tension or anything like that? Or is it all Everybody plays nice and they’re like, oh boy. Oh, that man knows how to party. You just see that party trick. I was wondering what the room service person thought when she, I don’t know why it’s a she, but when they dropped off the food and then they could just hear somebody talking from the bathroom. Audrey sizing everybody up.
Sevan Matossian (16:42):
Hey, to be honest with you, everyone was really fucking cool today. I got good vibes from every single person. I did see Justin Maderis there. He was extremely focused. I just gave him a couple highs. I didn’t film with him. I’m just feeling everyone out. I did get a ton of great interviews with people powwow with Cole Sager. Great talk with Cole Sager. Got great content from there. Colton. Who else did I? Too many. Too many.
John Young (17:18):
Was that Dave UBank in your video? Hiller?
Andrew Hiller (17:21):
There was, yes, it was.
John Young (17:24):
Okay. I’m just confirming.
Mattew Souza (17:25):
Was it
John Young (17:28):
What
Andrew Hiller (17:29):
Your
Sevan Matossian (17:29):
Question? No, no.
John Young (17:30):
I wondered, Stevon, did anybody give you the same reception as Dave gave Hiller?
Sevan Matossian (17:36):
I great. I had a great reception with Dave Eubanks. There was one person, one person
John Young (17:47):
That
Andrew Hiller (17:47):
Saw, was it Laura
Sevan Matossian (17:50):
That I saw True? No, I saw Danielle Brandon from afar. I never saw Laura. You know what I hear? I hear Laura’s like if you see her, it’s not even like that at all. I think Laura will be just cool as shit. There was one. No, no, no.
Mattew Souza (18:06):
You got a figure shake too.
Sevan Matossian (18:07):
No, there was.
Mattew Souza (18:11):
Oh, here we go.
Sevan Matossian (18:12):
There’s one female athlete and one employee there that it was a little weird. Other than that, it was not bad. Just weird. Oh, we got an echo. That’s why Hiller’s in the bathroom. What’s up James
Mattew Souza (18:25):
Going on.
James Sprague (18:26):
How
Sevan Matossian (18:26):
Are we doing? Look at James veteran. Move. Veteran. Move veteran. Move. Nice. Move
Mattew Souza (18:31):
The phone. I love you for that. I love
James Sprague (18:33):
You for that. What are we talking about now?
Sevan Matossian (18:36):
Hey, so let’s just get at it. You ready, James?
James Sprague (18:40):
Yeah, let’s get at it.
Sevan Matossian (18:41):
Okay. James. James already told us ahead of time we spoke to his agent. It’s a hundred dollars per question people. So Barry, my cock in or s SPF 50 fund for John Young. Jesus.
Mattew Souza (18:55):
He looked good though. He’s got a golden tint. You look.
Sevan Matossian (19:00):
I look what?
James Sprague (19:00):
He look big again.
Sevan Matossian (19:01):
Oh good. Yeah. So tell me your first impression of Seon when you saw him.
James Sprague (19:07):
Adorable.
Sevan Matossian (19:10):
Like a little tiny, like a Beanie Baby. Like little tiny jar jam, like, oh, that’s so cute.
James Sprague (19:15):
One, one. Seven. Seven. Just like someone I want to squeeze. Awesome. Just says like bro to bro. I just want to give you a big old squeeze.
Sevan Matossian (19:25):
Amazing. Anyone stand out there? Be honest. Who seems out of the boys? Who’s uncomfortable freaking out? Anyone you see who’s just freaking out?
James Sprague (19:36):
No one’s uncomfortable. Everyone seemed pretty chill. Me and Jack were talking. Jack Farlow. Were like, we’re the rookies. We don’t know how to get into these veteran conversations yet. So we were trying to figure out how to weasel our way in there. But everyone’s so nice. It’s pretty easy to get along. At least for the dudes. I feel like the girls, there are some more rivalries. I’m not talking to her, but for the
Sevan Matossian (19:59):
Justin and Vellner, were sitting next to each other and Justin seemed like he was already level eight. Intensity.
James Sprague (20:06):
Oh dude. I feel like Justin does the best job of anyone of not locking in until he has to. I don’t know. At least that’s how I seen.
Sevan Matossian (20:13):
Okay. Okay. He does a
James Sprague (20:15):
Great job. Just like, Hey, I’m going to enjoy this and then be a boss when I have to. It’s dope.
Sevan Matossian (20:23):
I saw Fifi.
James Sprague (20:25):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (20:26):
That was cool. I saw down Pepper. I saw Figo, James Frigg down Pepper. Oh, I didn’t see. I didn’t see Emma Carey.
James Sprague (20:40):
Oh, okay, gotcha. She was there. Everyone’s out there. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
Okay. And then I barely saw Danielle Brandon for a brief second and then I turned around. She was gone.
James Sprague (20:48):
Gotcha. Yeah, she’s all over, man. I don’t know. She’s miss social. She has to be so many places so many times. She needs two of her.
Sevan Matossian (20:57):
Did the documentary crew approach you? I know there’s a documentary crew there that’s approaching people. Were you picked to be part of that?
James Sprague (21:04):
Not yet. I have to go prove my way in first.
Sevan Matossian (21:07):
Did they say that?
James Sprague (21:09):
That’s why I have to bike hard? No, I just assume you have to do something cool to get into that.
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
You kind of look like you’re in person. You’re more attractive than you are on camera.
James Sprague (21:20):
Oh really?
Sevan Matossian (21:21):
Yeah. You got more. Boy, I saw you and I was like, you’re a little boy. You got a little boy band in you.
James Sprague (21:25):
Yeah, dude, I feel that. I mean, I’ll take that. It’s the opposite of being photogenic, right?
Sevan Matossian (21:30):
I mean, you’re good looking on camera, but you’re even better. You don’t let down. Let’s say that you don’t let down.
James Sprague (21:35):
You’re sweet. I want to hug even more now.
Sevan Matossian (21:37):
Hey, how big is Jason Hopper?
James Sprague (21:39):
Small dude. Everyone’s small to me. I look down on him.
Sevan Matossian (21:43):
Oh shit. No respond.
James Sprague (21:51):
He’s big enough to be third string at Clemson.
Sevan Matossian (21:55):
There you go. Shit, you ain’t fucking around. Spray ain’t fucking around.
James Sprague (21:59):
He’s been rude to me this week, bro. I’m going to dish it back. I
Sevan Matossian (22:02):
Understand, I understand. Hey, you playing
Mattew Souza (22:04):
Head games with the guys back there, you dropping em, little things like that and just see ’em. Just give ’em one of these, but verbally and see who kind of jump.
James Sprague (22:12):
If I can figure out how to, I’m usually too nice to do that, but I’m trying to figure out how to be, have a good balance of that.
Sevan Matossian (22:18):
How about Ows? Did you talk to Kakowski
James Sprague (22:20):
A little bit. I told him he’d go back to back again to measure because me, him and Yele, the host are, I think that’s how you say his name are the three tall guys. So we need to see who’s the tallest.
Sevan Matossian (22:32):
Oh, I’d like to see that. I’m going to try to organize that tomorrow. Okay, do it.
James Sprague (22:36):
Do it. Yeah. Bring it up.
Sevan Matossian (22:39):
I did get a chance to talk with Kakowski a little bit today and then I saw his agent at my hotel dude’s agent, some guy named Benji.
James Sprague (22:49):
Yeah. Isn’t that crazy?
Sevan Matossian (22:50):
Yeah. And so I asked Benji if you could get Kakowski on. He’s like, let me know if you want anyone on. Oh, you’re going to love this, Suzy. He goes, let me know if you want anyone on. Let me know if you want anyone on. I’m like, who do you represent? And these names off all these people. And he is like, and Falkowski. I’m like, Wakowski. He’s like, oh, come on. There’s no fucking way. Not him. Come on. Come on on. Have you
James Sprague (23:11):
Ever had him on?
Sevan Matossian (23:13):
No. No, but I think I’ve teased. I mean I love Frankowski, but he was on with Hunter McIntyre one time on this show. Yeah.
James Sprague (23:24):
He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on, bro. This is the only place he had fun.
Sevan Matossian (23:29):
That was a long time ago, John, huh?
John Young (23:32):
Yeah. I mean when Hunter McIntyre was relevant in CrossFit. So years
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
Ago, I don’t think I ever had Kakowski on.
Mattew Souza (23:37):
No, not on the show.
Sevan Matossian (23:39):
Yeah, you did. There was a whole battle between those two. No. What? Brent Kowski, the tall blonde dude. The guy with the crazy physique
James Sprague (23:49):
Ied
Andrew Hiller (23:49):
Caleb’s on it.
Mattew Souza (23:51):
Caleb, is this true?
Sevan Matossian (23:53):
No. No. Caleb shook his head like, fuck you guys.
Andrew Hiller (23:57):
Hey, does this stuff hydrate you?
Sevan Matossian (24:01):
Hey. Okay, Jerry Ally James. Sparkling water for hydration. It’s just bullshit, right? It doesn’t do it for some,
James Sprague (24:07):
I mean I couldn’t do it. I just need my regular H two O with some salts. I don’t think I could do sparkling. That’s a good head. I mean it’s still water. I think you get away with it, but I just wouldn’t want that. It’s a great question.
Sevan Matossian (24:23):
That photo looks like when you go to a Mexican restaurant and the waiter gets in on the group birthday photo.
James Sprague (24:30):
Let’s go
Sevan Matossian (24:31):
The one with me. Oh, that sucks.
Mattew Souza (24:36):
So
Sevan Matossian (24:37):
Good. We’ve been waiting almost 12 hours. When do T D C and Daniel Brandon? Come on. Jesus. We got James Sprague. What do you need? Yeah,
James Sprague (24:44):
I’m not pretty enough guys. I’m sorry.
Mattew Souza (24:46):
You are pretty enough. Don’t listen.
James Sprague (24:47):
Oh, thank you. So Hiller, what did you have to do to get that pass to be in front of us on that bike today? I was shocked to see you there.
Sevan Matossian (24:52):
I was shocked to see him there too. Let’s talk about that.
Mattew Souza (24:55):
So are the people letting him in?
Andrew Hiller (24:57):
You walk back there and you just don’t ask any questions
James Sprague (25:01):
And you just feel like they didn’t care?
Andrew Hiller (25:03):
I think it was a little bit more open. Today I got this blue wristband, which gets you a little bit more than the pink wristband and with the blue wristband, I just didn’t get told to go away.
James Sprague (25:13):
Gotcha.
Andrew Hiller (25:13):
However you shout at something and Adrian shout, Hey, go get distracted.
James Sprague (25:20):
I got distracted.
Andrew Hiller (25:21):
That was the only instance.
James Sprague (25:23):
You’re looking too big on those hormones, bro. Also, I just played Catan with Brian friend and he kicked my butt. Have you guys played Catan?
Mattew Souza (25:33):
Hey dude, are you doing that right before the games? I heard that dropped your T
James Sprague (25:37):
Levels. Nah, bro. Actually eat raises them a lot. Not
Sevan Matossian (25:42):
If you lose Susan. Not if you lose. Hey, that chick Molly said James is hot from,
Mattew Souza (25:47):
Yeah, she didn’t.
Sevan Matossian (25:48):
Molly, you should see him in person. And I’m not even joking.
James Sprague (25:52):
My dad’s laughing. He’s getting a kick out of this.
Sevan Matossian (25:54):
Your shit will, your shit will swoon. Oh my God. Why that picture of my shorts all fucking buckled around my moose knuckle. What is going on? Except on fanny pack. It was great hanging with you today. Fuck you.
James Sprague (26:10):
Someone made an account, bro.
Mattew Souza (26:12):
If they got a punt in there, that’s amazing.
James Sprague (26:14):
Do you have two fanny packs on in that? Yeah.
Mattew Souza (26:18):
You heard of two chains. These two fanny
James Sprague (26:20):
Packs. That’s like a grout fit. You can’t do that, bro.
Sevan Matossian (26:23):
That’s like a what
James Sprague (26:24):
James? A grout fit like grey on gray. A grout fit bad boy.
Sevan Matossian (26:31):
Trina McCloy finally caught a live one. My hardest fool to see you in your prime smash it boys. She’s talking to you. James. You’re the only one
James Sprague (26:38):
In your prime. Oh no. Y’all look good. Y’all
Mattew Souza (26:42):
Look great. Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (26:44):
What about this upside down workout where it’s like everything’s upside down except for pullovers? Have you seen this thing?
James Sprague (26:52):
I mean, pullovers should kind of go upside down too. You get really dizzy. I’ll tell you that. Linking em together point. It’s all the Dizzy Fest, bro. Let’s just call it a dizzy workout. It’s sick though, because if this is the only way Tand pushups come up, Laura Hovas happy. I’m happy. It’s great.
Sevan Matossian (27:10):
So when you see that pullovers, we’ll ask you and we’ll ask all the boys here, what do you guys think is going to count as a rep? So you think you’re going to do a pullover and then lock out at the top and then have to do
James Sprague (27:21):
It? Yeah. I’m sure they’ll let you go unbroken if you want to or reps on reps. But you have to just show clear lockout like a bar muscle up
Sevan Matossian (27:28):
Got. That’s going to be nuts. A pullover is when you jump grab the bar, point your feet straight up into the air and then get on top of the bar, right?
James Sprague (27:35):
Yes, correct. You kind of shoot over
Sevan Matossian (27:38):
And then so to get down, what are you going to do? You’re going to do a negative muscle up and you let go of the bar and that’s one rep.
James Sprague (27:46):
It’s a reverse hollow. So you kind of go into a Superman hollow at the bottom and then you just kind of fall off the bar to link them together. But this girl makes them look, she does too much with her arms. You can actually use less arms if you figure it out.
Mattew Souza (28:01):
Dude, someone’s getting their junk wrecked on that pull
James Sprague (28:04):
Up. Oh yeah. Yeah. You have to wear really tight shorts. First time I did it
Mattew Souza (28:07):
You got like the Noble cup or what?
James Sprague (28:09):
The Noble Cup though. That’d be sick.
Mattew Souza (28:12):
I’ve done those before.
John Young (28:13):
16. Sounds like so many.
Sevan Matossian (28:16):
16. Good amount. How do you know it’s 16? How do you know it’s 16?
James Sprague (28:18):
He said it in the, he read the description.
Sevan Matossian (28:24):
So you are saying you can do pullovers without dismounting?
James Sprague (28:27):
Yeah. Yeah, you can do that.
Sevan Matossian (28:30):
Okay. Alright.
James Sprague (28:32):
Yeah, people can figure it out. It’s different. It’s just a different way to move your body. Opposite of hollow, which is all we really do gymnastics with is a hollow position. So if you can figure out how to get yourself out of that, you can do it.
John Young (28:44):
James, do you think that’s the crux of the workout? That part, because I mean everybody has been doing free hand standing pushups since the last, since 2021. Do you think that’s the crux of the workout or the 360 on the obstacle?
James Sprague (28:58):
So unbroken obstacle steps to a 360 pirouette? It really depends. Do you see how Victor kicked up in that games post? If they make you do a V sit up, that might be the crux of the workout. If they make you do a straddle up into a handstand and then into that, that’s a hard skill. But if they just say, Hey, get up on this ramp however you need to, then now it’ll be easier.
Sevan Matossian (29:24):
Or I need amp, I need help a ham. I need help. What are you guys talking about here? I think talking
John Young (29:29):
Instagram, the CrossFit games post, you can see Victor do. Yeah, this right here. I doubt very many games people have that period.
James Sprague (29:36):
That’s a very hard skill he made way too easy watch. So you basically have to have all that core control, be able to master the sh straddle and come up. Yeah. There’s no way anyone’s doing it like that. I guarantee it. That’s way too advanced. Other people look way more sloppy.
John Young (29:56):
But the whole game build, I mean.
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