Sevan Matossian (00:03):
I can’t stand the pressure. Bam. We’re late. Bam. We’re live. Oh, I didn’t even do rumble. It happens. What am I gonna do? It happens. It happens. When I say that I didn’t do rumble, I mean, before every show I have to do like copy and paste, click, click, copy paste, copy paste, click, click, do all this stuff so that it streams to rumble simultaneously. The, the software we use, streamy Yard does it automatically to Facebook, YouTube, Twitch, and two Twitter accounts. Uh, the Chevon podcast and my personal one. But, and not to rumble. So every morning that has to be done. If I don’t do it to Rumble manually, it, eventually, there’s something automated in YouTube that I set up where it gets sent over there later in the day. But that’s, that’s that. So I was like, I was, it’s funny, the two minutes went by fast. I, cuz I sat down here at 6 59 thinking I would start on time, but I didn’t. So I appreciate you pointing out that I’m late, guys. Uh, that was, uh, what a, what A wild weekend. What a wild weekend. Uh, you know, what was wild for me is the fact that CrossFit does a stream for the CrossFit semi-finals.
(01:23):
And for, i, I don’t know how many hours the streams were in their totality. Let’s say seven hours a day for three days. I’m just making that up. I have no idea. I didn’t even look. But if it’s seven hours a day for three days, that’s 21 hours. And by far no second place, no third place, no fifth place. The most thing talked about in the chat is this podcast because of you guys. So basically, you guys do free advertising for this podcast on the CrossFit Games podcast for 21 hours. I almost, not quite, I almost wanted to cry a little bit in the shower this morning, thinking about that. Not wanted to. I almost did. I was like, just tripping. I was kind of overwhelmed. I was like, what?
(02:12):
Uh, I also started, then right from there I started thinking, Hey, good morning. Good morning. [inaudible] Kasr. Then I started thinking that, um, why, why, uh, I wonder why CrossFit doesn’t promote stuff in the chat. Like, you know, like every three minutes do like a link to the affiliate map. They should do that, right? Uh, Melissa Odier, that was the intent. Se I know. It was crazy. You guys are amazing. It it, I, I I’m sure it was the intent, you guys, it’s, it’s, I’m so thankful, I guess is what I’m saying. Good morning, Robbie. Like yeah. Prec cry. Yeah, I prec cry.
(02:49):
Actually, that might even be a little exaggerated cuz now that I think about it, that you say like that I didn’t feel the tear ducks turn on, you know, that feeling. But I did feel, uh, whatever’s pre prec cry, it was, was pre pre cry cry. Oh, it was weird. It’s really cool. It’s, it’s, it’s, um, you’re supposed to, I’m supposed to say I’m humbled, but it’s the opposite for me. I guess I’m broken or something. I’m, I, I’m proud. Is that one of the sins? You’re not supposed to have pride, right? But I am proud. I’m like, oh, this is so cool to be a part of this. I don’t even know how this happened. Um, I’m putting on my toes spacers and I put them on. I shouldn’t show you guys this. Make someone throw up. I hope all of you have. Uh, I hope no one’s eating. This is my foot right here. My toes. And it’s, you would think they’re supposed to go on one way like this shit. I can’t. I can’t. How am I gonna do it? You would think they’re supposed to go on like this, right?
(03:56):
But I think they actually go on like this anyway. If, if you, I don’t know what I’m trying to do. I don’t know what I’m trying to do. Just trying to hurt my back. You think that, uh, I, I, I clip, clip that for PornHub. Thanks Dick Butter. Um, oh, that was an accident. I, uh, but you know what, this is kind of weird too, but I feel this extra sense of accomplishment at the end of a show because I’ve worn these for two hours. I feel like I’m multitasking and I’m kind of the king of multitasking in my own little head. So the show’s killing it. You guys are awesome. Uh, the representation. All the photos people sent me, Philip Kelly sent me all sorts of photos. Brian sent me all sorts of photos, people sending me all sorts of photos of all the Sevan, uh, the CEO o shirts, um, you guys meeting each other.
(05:00):
It was people spotting wad, zombie in the crowd and taking pictures and sending ’em. It was really cool. It’s a really good, uh, it’s a really good feeling of like, like accomplishment. Like kind of on accident too. Not kind of on accident, but accident. Uh, Vitori, Vittorio Vittorio. Uh, you and the crew had a great coverage all weekend as usual. Thanks. Yeah. Oh, dude. And what about, uh, Tyler Watkins and Spin and Young? I hope they don’t hear this, but they’re adorable. They’re so fun. I swear it, it reminded me of being in elementary school and getting to go to school and see my friends. The fact that I got to come on here and see them, and then Grundler joined us. I was kind of sad that Tyler had to go. Not kind of sad. I was sad. I really have fun with those guys. Uh, shout out to the Sistas at semis, uh, west Chris, b Phillip, Kelly, g Gs Louise, Gabe, wa Zombie, Natalia, Natalie, Marco Calon. Yeah. Dude, I, uh, so many people, some people sent me that group picture of all you guys. I need to post that on my Instagram and the, um, and the fact that Colton, what Colton did for us, how fun, right? All impromptu we got behind a horse. Uh, and he took care of us. He gave it his all and, uh, and then came on the show.
(06:30):
Yeah, it’s a good, it’s a good, uh, it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s pretty darn giving. It’s, it’s a pretty darn giving, um, crew. Generous to say the least. Uh, where is, uh, John Young this morning? He killed it this weekend. Yeah, he was awesome. I don’t know where he is. Great coverage. Best B Team in the game. Yeah, it was nuts. It was nuts. They maybe the new aam. There was something in here. Someone already did. Murf. Oh, Jeff. A 15 minute Murf with Vest. Crazy. I’ve never done Murf with the vest. Um, tuning in with, uh, in, in from the Jaz. That’s cool. I am also going to Murf at, um, 8, 8 30 this morning when the show’s over. But I will not be doing Murf. I’ll be, I’m taking my boys to watch my wife do Murf <laugh>. Oh, se I don’t even want to go do it. I’d rather hang out here with you guys. But my, uh, son said they wanted to go watch their mom. And I think that’s pretty cool. So Jake, uh, Chapman, uh, been to the races with my kids today. Their first Tee Tee. Loved it. We climbed through the hedges and sat roadside with the riders doing 170 miles per hour. Crazy. So Jake’s on the aisle of Man. Is Jake the one that has a bun? A handful of gyms on the aisle of man, guess who’s coming to stay at my house tonight for like a week, I think. I think, um, I think Hillary’s coming. Isn’t that a trip?
(08:09):
Yeah. Nuts, nuts, nuts. The, uh, what you guys did in the chat, it makes me, I do wonder. I, I wonder what other people think. I wonder what, I wonder what CrossFit thinks. I wonder about what the person, like they have some guy there, right? Who’s obviously manning the chat and I wonder what that person thinks. They’re probably like, holy shit. And you guys are so funny in there. I took pictures of what I thought were funny, funny comments, and I wanted to do a montage of them for my Instagram.
(08:39):
Adam Mann. I had a couple of long travel days this weekend. Got to introduce my wife to the Sev podcast, uh, doing, doing Murf with her this afternoon. That’s cool, Adam. That’s super cool. Oh, okay. I don’t own any gyms. Uh, Jake Chapman, but there are five on the island. Okay. Five gyms. Oh, that’s cool. You like all of them? Yeah, Hillary’s gonna be at, uh, broken Science, but I, but he, he was in town for, uh, street, the street parking event, which I didn’t make it over to, which is kind of a bummer. Not kind of bummer. It is a bummer. I wish I would’ve gone over there. I just didn’t have any time. And then, uh, I think he’s, he told me today he’s, uh, taking his, uh, um, wife, girlfriend, fiance, whatever. He calls her over to San Francisco Airport to, uh, drop her off. And then he’s coming back. And then, uh, I think he’s gonna stay at my house for a few days. She’s kind of cool. I better clean the sheets in the, um, oh, I gotta tell my wife that in the kids’ room. I wonder if the phone’s working this morning.
(09:45):
I used to feel more of a panic to get the show started faster. You think it’s starting too slow these days? Like by now, I haven’t played anything yet. Uh, phone number. You guys should all be so proud of yourselves too. We’re we’re, we’re, we’re a fucking force. It’s a, uh, what a what a great thing. Oh, this is, oh, I called myself <inaudible>, my wife. I asked, um, Susan to see if he could come on this morning. He said he could come on at 7 45. I had this idea I wanted to share with you guys, and then I started telling him about it and he started saying it better than me. Let’s see if my wife answers. I gotta have, hello. You reach Haley. I gotta have the, uh, I gotta pull the sheets off the kids’ bed. So Hillary is a place to sleep That’s clean. Hmm.
(11:01):
Oh, that’s right. That’s right. Christine. Oh, are you there? God, it would’ve been cool to see you again too. That’s right. He’s doing Murr at 11:00 AM He told me that too, at the ranch. And then he’s headed up to the city. Uh, there he is. Is that, is that Tyler? I don’t know. That’s a walk. Everyone, uh, reaching for their phones to match the tone. Can you do that? Uh, Cornholio up to 21,800 subscribers. They’re working overtime on the suppression, but they will not succeed. Something did happen on, uh, YouTube this weekend. I, uh, I, I don’t remember the exact numbers, but there’s something called impressions. And what I think that is, is, you know, when you go onto YouTube, it pops up shit in your algorithm of things that you, they think you might be interested in or for whatever reason. And previous stuff you’ve looked at.
(11:51):
Well, our impressions like 400% more than normal, meaning more people. We were getting in front of more people’s eyes than ever the opportunity to, uh, watch the show. So that’s cool. Uh, yeah. I, I’m looking at this comment from YouTube. It says, uh, it’s from Nick, uh, Palfrey. My God, that was an awesome last day. I don’t know what was more somber, uh, giving an announcement, the b BBC news anchor informing the country the Queen had died. Or Sean Woodland almost in tears telling the viewers, viewing, um, telling the viewing masses that Danny Spiegel was missing the games. Was he sad about that? Did he express, um, was he heartbroken? I don’t remember hearing that.
(12:37):
Yes. Oh, I don’t know if my man Bun will be at bsi. That is a fucking good question. Yeah. Come. You can sleep in the halfpipe. I will be at all the, uh, v i p parties and such, so you’ll have to sleep outside until I come home and open the door and let you in. But, uh, yeah. Uh, Kevin Doyle in the, uh, YouTube comments, man. Uh, uh, where is it? Um, look at David’s daughter this year, uh, compared to last year. Serious comeback. Yeah. You know what we didn’t talk about, I guess, uh, I guess Makowski s feet were hitting the ground in the, uh, toes to bar. We, we, we didn’t talk about that at all for whatever reason, but I think we should have. I’m not okay with that.
(13:36):
I’m not okay with it at all. Okay. Oh, I did so many of these already and haven’t erased them. Oh wow. It’s always weird when I choose something on Instagram to show you and it says it’s not there anymore. One more weekend. Um, I was asking, uh, Mike Halpin this morning. I was on this thread with Mike Halpin and a bunch of other people. I think it was Mike Halpin said it. And I said, Hey, I wonder what the schedule is for next week. And he said, just look at this week’s schedule and add nine hours. And if that’s the truth, that’s gonna be hard. That means I’m gonna be up all night. I did not enjoy how much I was up this weekend. I did not feel good yesterday. I felt a little dizzy eating Beaver savon. You doing merf this morning? Kind of. Kind of. I, um, I’m going to watch my wife do Merf with the boys. How’s that? Is that, is that close? Close enough.
(14:57):
I saw something about Candace Owens is thinking about becoming Catholic and I was like, God, I don’t e I don’t even understand that stuff. I don’t even, I don’t even know what that means. Oh, you guys wanna start with something just awesome. I could have done this. I could. I gu I guess I could still do this. I’m young. I could have another life. Um, the, so many of you guys sent me this guy. This must have just started populating the algorithm in Instagram. Cause I got so many people sending me this and I apologize when you guys send me stuff and I don’t acknowledge it. I try to, but sometimes I copy the link and I paste it in a doc. And when I come back, um, you are, uh, in my, to my inbox. You’re gone. And then I can’t remember who sent it to me, so I apologize.
(15:38):
Um, and my inbox is about two months ago, I lost the battle in my inbox. I can no longer answer, answer all my dms. Even spending, I spend three or four hours a day answering dms and I just, I can’t get to it. But I want you to know I’m trying and it’s, it’s unsettling to me that I can’t get to ’em all in a weird way. Um, not cuz I care, but because maybe it’s like, cuz I care. Okay, here we go. This guy, um, his name is Troy Hawk and he’s greeting people, uh, at the entrance to the store called Weight Rose. Weight Rose and Partners. I guess this is in the uk. Dick Butter. I love when the meme guy in Tea Land Foreman Alliance in the chat. It didn’t go well for them. Oh yeah, yeah. There there were some funny comments. Oh, I want to tell you something. I wanna tell you something. I don’t know if I should tell you this. Should I tell you this? When those guys act like they don’t care, they care.
(16:35):
It’s fucking eating away at their souls that they, that um, it’s eating away at them big time. Mu mos eating away at the soul. They do not like it when you guys say stuff to them like, you eat corn dogs the long way. They fucking hate that. Those guys, they hate that. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Yeah. I thought you guys were nice too. I didn’t think anyone was mean. It was, it was a just like a, you guys weren’t stoning them, but, but they were getting, um, uh, I dunno what the word is. What’s cra Um, uh, they, they just can’t stay away from the chat. It’s, it’s pretty funny to me like a, uh, like a, a moth to light, uh, make wads great again was the original CrossFit troll. Well now he, I guess he’s come full circle. Yeah. Taylor’s savage. God, I fe fucking almost fell outta my chair one or once or twice.
(17:40):
Yeah. The the, when those guys, when they were leaning into it, uh, in a weird way, I could tell. I was like, oh, it, this is eating away at, uh, they’re not liking this lander. And, um, Jonathan, uh, what’s it, Wooley? W is it Woosley or Wooley? Let’s, let’s just go with Wooly. It’s easier. Yeah. Taylor was pounding that ass. Yeah. But still not being rude. Right? Still not being a dick. Still not like, you know, uh, n n nothing. It wasn’t like this. Just, it was gracious ass pounding. They, I like, like no fighting words, but just Yeah. They got caught spitting in the gym and, and, and, and. Yeah. Anyway. Here, here we go. This guy’s awesome. Welcome
Speaker 2 (18:34):
To Waitress <laugh>. Big Shop, little Shop, <laugh> Cardboard Box. Small trolley, small trolley. Treat shopping. Welcome to Waitress, sir. I hope we can meet your demands. Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (18:49):
So this guy doesn’t work there. He’s just saying hi to people as they come in, like, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hello there. How are you? I’m thank you. Shoulders back. Have a wonderful time in there. Thank you very much. Very well.
Sevan Matossian (19:03):
He told that lady shoulders back. That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Welcome to way chase, madam. I hope it meets all your demands. Thank you. Hello. Hello. You? Yes. Not bad. How are you?
Sevan Matossian (19:15):
And then, and then this guy’s tripping, right? The guy who works there for some reason, he’s not, he’s, I don’t know. He’s he’s bugging about it
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Up too bad. What you up to? Oh, I’m from a greeter’s guild. I’ve been employed by Apple Upper manager.
Sevan Matossian (19:27):
Oh. He brought a manager and a suit over
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Benjamin basically to enhance the customer experience. I’m surprised you haven’t been told and
Speaker 3 (19:34):
We’ve not let the as
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yet. Alright, fair enough.
Sevan Matossian (19:38):
So, so she’s like, basically like, who are you? He’s saying I’m from a fucking greeter’s guild. <laugh>. Then she’s going to go get even, uh, call someone at even higher management cuz he’s like, I’ve been assigned to work there.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Um, it was arranged by a chap called Ya Moby, just if you drop his name. Alright, thank you. Phantom days Madam. Take that to the site. They’re gonna love you flowers mince.
Sevan Matossian (20:01):
Take that to the site. It took me a while to get that, but because she’s wearing that yellow jacket like she worked at a construction site.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh good lord. Good lord. You’re a welcome addition to anywhere you have a, a wonderfully studious air. If I could be permitted to say that,
Sevan Matossian (20:15):
He said that. That guy’s smart. You have studious air, air, you have a studious air look, it looks like Paul Saladino, doesn’t it? Paul Saladino works at that place. Doesn’t it look like him on the right.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Nothing
Sevan Matossian (20:36):
Down from head. And they brought an Indian guy, like how is the Indian guy, the enforcer? Look at the Indian guy’s body language like he wants to tussle.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Just
Speaker 3 (20:44):
[inaudible] you
Speaker 2 (20:45):
On. Oh, no worries at all. That’s not a problem. No, that, that’s alright. Hey, welcome to wait today. I hope we have everything that you need. Yeah. Yes. All good. Yes. I’m, I’m from a guild essentially. I’ve been hired from head office. I’m surprised for yeah. Know down. I’m afraid.
Sevan Matossian (21:00):
Imagine this in the United States of America. So I remember when I was in college, the Panhandles weren’t allowed to stand within, I don’t know, 40 feet of the, isn’t it crazy? Panhandles aren’t allowed to stand within 40 feet of the entrance of a building. Smokers aren’t allowed to stand within 40 feet of the entrance of a building in California. But you can sleep in the doorway and shoot fentanyl in the doorway and the cops won’t do anything. That facts, spitting facts. What’s fascinating? What is the fascination with Danny Spiegel? Um, uh, and this guy is a famous guy from TikTok, right? Famous guy from TikTok. Is that what someone said in the, the comments? And he’s being nice to people and it’s, and and and and it’s, it’s being, he’s being told to leave. You can sleep in the doorway in California. But this guy’s being nice to people actually drawing business probably for these people. It’s a great promo.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You need to welcome to White church ma’am. Welcome to
Sevan Matossian (22:16):
White. He’s still doing his shtick while he is being told to leave fucking crazy. We live in such an ass backwards world. But here’s the deal. Here’s what I was thinking li a little, uh, a little, um, homework assignment I’m gonna give myself, uh, today. I haven’t give it to you guys too. Fuck it. You guys get a homework assignment too? Here we go. Here’s the homework assignment. Uh, let’s, let’s listen to this. First he talks about the art of giving compliments. I really like this. Here we go. Come
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I adore those trousers. You clearly do some form of yoga. Your posture is marvelous at it. Go on, smash it.
Sevan Matossian (22:49):
I adore your posture. Those trousers are magnificent. Go on, smash it. Obviously you do yoga. He’s like just complimenting the fuck out of her.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I dunno if you know this, but well delivered compliments is like a drug for both the complimenter and the compliment team. You see, you give somebody a compliment, you mean right? And they feel refreshed by your compliment and you feel good cause you’ve made them feel good. Um, but there is a secret to giving a good compliment. Uh, it has to be honest. It has to be bespoke. And there has to be no motive behind it. Now, if you can do all of that, you can make yourself happy and you can make everyone else around you happy as well. Do you know why people don’t do it? Because they’re embarrassed and worried that their delivery of,
Sevan Matossian (23:32):
What does that mean? It has to be be spoken. Like you just have to say it. What does that mean? Be spoken. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
The compliment won’t be up to boat of hat. And then, you know, another part of you’ll think I should let him know. And then the other part will pop up and say, no, I’m just gonna look at the floor and keep this to myself.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Thank you for patronizing the B BBC set. I hope you enjoy your music or podcast or audio. Sir, you’re a, you’re a rainbow vision of ecstasy. Cycling. Ecstasy. You can’t hear me, but trust me. Hopefully these words will vibrate into your brain. Boost some form of,
Sevan Matossian (24:13):
Yeah, I dig it. Okay, so here’s the assignment. We gotta get, I wanna compliment today a natural compliment. Ah, here. No, that’s even, that’s even too, too strong. Uh, bespoke. Yeah. What does that mean? Like, like you said it, I said it, I said it. It’s like Chris Rock. You gotta say it. Bespoke. Oh, unique. Fuck it. Don’t make me look it up. Okay, fine. I’m looking it up. Bespoke. Does, does that mean you spoke it bespoke? There was a store here in, uh, San Francisco. I went one with, uh, Greg. One time old Bespoke. It’s a bicycle store. Spoken bespoke. He bought me a bike there. Custom made, uh, handcrafted bike. A made for a particular customer. User. Oh, unique. Someone wrote that in there. I didn’t think, oh, unique. Thank you. Shit. Clive, I guess I should read. I should trust you. Unique. Okay. Bespoke. A unique Oh yeah. And I said it was a, a bike store and it was a, a custom bike I had made there. Holy shit. Okay.
(25:14):
Wow. Oh, wow. Eating beaver. Uh, he’s already like just, uh, checking off the list. He, he’s done with his homework assignment. Okay. No one else can gimme any compliments. This is it. That one was last line, uh, seven on your ability to keep us engaged amongst all the noise in the world is phenomenal. My goodness. My goodness. Jordan Boha Boha. Doesn’t this guy look like, um, like the Indian version of Mario Lopez? Like if you went to India and you stayed in a hotel, he’d be the guy telling you like what the movies are about. Doesn’t he? He’s all like, charming and shit. Looks like he boxes on the side so he could fight a little. Stays in shape. Uh, morning, uh, Savon, let’s go with that. Randomness. Are we talking about in the morning show? Yes. Always. Randomness. I hate the word Beto. Uh, bespoke Americans started using it to feel fancy. It drives me nuts. Oh, I’ve, I’ve, I’ve never, I’ve never heard anyone It come from anyone’s lips like that.
(26:15):
I, I did, I did. We’re good. It took me a second. Gimme a second. I can’t read all the comments. I can’t even, I can’t even read how one 10th of the comments. You gotta, you gotta bear with me. Some, some someone, some of you have cracked the code on how to get my attention. Like either, I don’t know, using my name or your profile pictures or something. Um, but some of you crack crack the code on it. Yeah, we got, we gotta do, we gotta do that. I, I enjoy doing that. I I appreciate that. Art. His sister’s a master at that shit.
(26:53):
I saw on, um, Instagram a clip of, uh, Mike Wallace. Uh, probably a lot of you don’t know who Mike Wallace is, but he was used to work over at 60 Minutes. He was even an old guy when I was. I mean, he, he’s dead now. His son’s a a journalist. <laugh> a journalist. What the fuck does that mean? I should look up the definition of that word and rework that word scumbag. Uh, isn’t it funny that people th there’s things that I just have no respect for. I I need more like, just to tell me you’re a doctor or a journalist is a ding. Even though I liked a lot of doctors and they’re important, I, I don’t know if I like any journalists. That word is just complete garbage. Chris Wallace, uh, yeah, that’s his son. Chris Wallace. Thank you.
(27:41):
Oh, you think he’s on, he’s he’s on death store. You think he’s he’s that old too. Anyway, Mike Wallace didn’t need an interview with Margaret Sanger. And if for any reason you’re like me and you’re still pro-choice, or if you’re black or if you’re black or Jewish or pro-choice, you have to see this interview. It, it, it’s so clear, it’s so fucking clear. Or, or Indian bha or anything other than, than fucking German or finish <laugh>. It’s so clear, uh, what, what the goal was for, uh, it has nothing to do with women’s rights. It has nothing to do with women’s health. It has nothing to do with, I mean, it’s, it’s, it’s obvious if you just think for five fucking seconds about what it means to take a baby out of a woman’s stomach and kill it. But you gotta see that fucking interview that, that that, uh, abortion thing was made.
(28:32):
Imagine something being made to kill Jews and black kids and it’s still okay today. And it’s the darling of the left. Now. Now, maybe they were wrong. May maybe someone may, maybe someone made something to do something really bad and it was good. I’m open to that. We made this thing to kill Jew kids and black kids. And, uh, but it actually is good. But, but, but at least know the origins of that shit. If you’re, everyone should know the origins of that shit. I’m not saying, I’m not saying that, that that’s a definitive nail in the coffin for it, but boy oh boy, I’ll, I’ll eventually I’ll find the, I’ll get a good clip of that interview and play it on one of the shows. It’s a it’s nuts. It is nuts. That’s not even that long ago that they were saying that shit on national tv. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Any of the sugars, right? The pro-inflammatory food. So white rice, anytime you have a boxed food that you need to read a label and there’s more than like four ingredients, don’t bother. Right? Is cereal in a NoGo? I mean, there’s a whole bad history there when it comes to cereal. So we won’t get into that. Tell that story real quick. In 90 seconds. The, the house, you correct me where I’m wrong here. Okay. What people don’t know about cereal is Mr. Kellogg. Yeah. Yeah. Wanted kids to stop masturbating. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so he created a product that would lower their desire to Yeah. Masturbate by lowering their testosterone, which became Kellogg’s like cornflakes. Am I correct? That is correct. Yep.
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