Andrew Hiller (00:01):
I don’t know if
Sevan Matossian (00:04):
Live
Andrew Hiller (00:04):
Calls for someone to play that one on the air. Nice glasses.
Sevan Matossian (00:07):
Thank you. Did we launch the membership?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, sure.
Sevan Matossian (00:11):
Holy shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Christmas episode. Did you hear
Andrew Hiller (00:17):
Those? You hear those things I sent?
Sevan Matossian (00:20):
No. No. Are they stuff for my soundboard?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
They’re hilarious.
Andrew Hiller (00:23):
You could put ’em on your soundboard.
Sevan Matossian (00:26):
Where are they? Oh,
Andrew Hiller (00:27):
I send them in the group chat.
Sevan Matossian (00:29):
Oh, okay. Hold on. Let me play.
Andrew Hiller (00:32):
Play the first one. Don’t play the last one. Don’t play the last one. First
Sevan Matossian (00:35):
Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Dump truck hottie. Wow. I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The second one, the first day of
Sevan Matossian (00:46):
Christmas, my true love gave to me a dump truck. Hottie. I was actually, seriously, I was just in the bathroom drying my hair towel, drying it, and I was just staring at my wife’s butt and I was like, it’s crazy. I have a Jewish girl with a black girl’s butt. It’s crazy. Yeah, and she’s wearing my boxers and her ass is crazy.
Andrew Hiller (01:09):
It’s a 300 air squat workout.
Sevan Matossian (01:11):
Yeah, it’s fucking nuts.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (01:15):
Can I play the second one?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That s and
Andrew Hiller (01:19):
Then the third one here, play it away from the microphone. You can listen to it first. How about that?
Sevan Matossian (01:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
On the first day of Christmas, my true love
Andrew Hiller (01:27):
Gave, oh, we can hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
A $200 million company.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah. On the first
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a $200 million company.
Sevan Matossian (01:45):
God, that’s awesome. Okay, so did Tom just, is Tom a member now?
Andrew Hiller (01:51):
I don’t think so.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don’t think so.
Sevan Matossian (01:53):
Oh, he fucked up peace on earth to those upon whom hosts favor rest. His favorite rest. Yeah. Oh, like Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, that too. Heidi. Who hoes? If hoes be resting their favors on you, you are truly blessed.
Andrew Hiller (02:10):
Oh, here we go. Do people know how to sign up for the membership? I can show you really quick if you want.
Sevan Matossian (02:15):
Yeah, that
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Tutorial
Andrew Hiller (02:18):
Here, I’ll do it. Thank you. So you go to the YouTube channel and this is how you do it from the computer. I’m assuming it’s different from the phone and there’s this button right there, the join button. Now click it, but I hope my fricking, there you go. Director and the CEO memberships.
Sevan Matossian (02:36):
Oh, that’s awesome. Okay, cool. Alright, start Bingo. Make it rain cash. Hey, I think January 1st is the debut of the release. Yeah, I think so.
Andrew Hiller (02:48):
January 1st.
Sevan Matossian (02:49):
Yeah, if everything’s going to plan, I was sending those over to Dave last night. Oh, look, A member first
Speaker 3 (02:56):
One, first
Sevan Matossian (02:57):
Member. Look a member. The Shiz became a YouTube member. Excuse
Andrew Hiller (03:00):
Me, I’m going to stop my screen really quick because I’m going to click the join button. I just don’t want my credit card button to pop up on the screen. Nice. Remember it says it at the top too. All right, so here so far. I’m good. I’m in the clear. This is the next screen.
Sevan Matossian (03:17):
This is the first. Is this a? Oh, there’s your credit card number. Oh,
Andrew Hiller (03:21):
It’s just a line digits. Everyone can have those. Donnes is a
Sevan Matossian (03:23):
Member. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (03:25):
Is a member.
Sevan Matossian (03:26):
Wow. Hey, is this shirt made by Ate? I’m a
Andrew Hiller (03:31):
Member. There you
Sevan Matossian (03:32):
Are. Healer is a member.
Andrew Hiller (03:33):
Hiller is a member. Yeah. Is this, I signed up for the $20 one. I wonder if that’s the green versus the difference.
Sevan Matossian (03:41):
Is this a wad? Zombie shirt, indicate shirt. Is
Andrew Hiller (03:46):
This a dication shirt?
Sevan Matossian (03:47):
These shirts make me look fucking swollen.
Andrew Hiller (03:50):
This is also indicate,
Sevan Matossian (03:51):
Yeah,
Andrew Hiller (03:52):
They fit well. I put one on a buddy of mine. He said the same thing. Feels huge.
Sevan Matossian (03:56):
Yeah, they feel great. It’s like the perfect tightness of the sleeve, but lots of room for titties. If you got titties,
Andrew Hiller (04:06):
You got titties.
Sevan Matossian (04:07):
Dude, I got crazy titties flesh. Jesus’ birth was no Insta perfect manger. Scene with glowing orbs. The most iconic birth in history took place in a lowly unsanitized manger among farm animals. Oh, what a birth story. The king of the universe came to earth upon flesh to live among us. The word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only son from the father full of grace and truth. John one 14, I wonder, did Mary experience pain? Did she get scared and ask? How long would it take? I don’t know. I think
Andrew Hiller (04:43):
Reading this stuff is what gets people killed.
Sevan Matossian (04:47):
I don’t know, but like most home birth, it was probably messy, bloody and vulnerable and intense. Like Hunter McIntyre’s last High rocks race. Our modern society doesn’t like dirty and unfiltered, but in fact we censor birth and death. It’s too uncomfortable for our virgin eyes. Perhaps instead, we run away from our pain winning and setting high rocks world records. We like to clean up birth, numb the intense feelings with drugs and make it sterile and clean. Even in postpartum. We tell mom to cover up. We censor manger scenes and we censor modern motherhood. Yes, birth is anything but clean and dignified. Birth is a breaking of waters. The gushing of fluids moans too deep for words. Kind of like when you fuck hunter, man, hunter, do you know how many dms I got from women when I said, dude, I don’t know if you were on there, but I said something like, dude, every chick in the world would fucking carry hunter’s baby, and you would not believe the responses I got in my dms. It was unequivocal. Do people want your seed?
Andrew Hiller (05:46):
Oh, so they were all agreeing,
Sevan Matossian (05:47):
Dude, not one chick’s like, that’s bullshit. I don’t want a redhead. Every chick’s like fucking a. Take me now. You exude some. We have
Scut (05:57):
Jeans. Dude. We are the greatest warriors of all times.
Sevan Matossian (06:00):
You’re proof that. What’s the Darwin shit? Even the most fucking blue-haired septum ring wearing bitch to the most conservative fake titty, fake lip bitch. They can all want your seed. Yeah, they can all get it. They all know they’re near hunter and their loins burn, swell, wet, gush, all
Scut (06:25):
Of it. I think the studies are coming across if women are not on birth control and there’s a very hyper-masculine man around them, it’s very powerful If they’re sedated with birth control
Sevan Matossian (06:36):
It. I think the studies are in that. If you don’t want to fuck hunter, you’re not a woman. Gay.
Scut (06:40):
I don’t ever shower, dude. Never. I just smell. I have musk almost never shower. I get wet.
Andrew Hiller (06:46):
You look like you got Musk in that outfit.
Scut (06:48):
Well dude, this is Scott. Don’t you remember this guy from Christmas story? The bully?
Mattew Souza (06:53):
Oh yeah.
Sevan Matossian (06:56):
Among the stalls, when Mary had Jesus were the intended animals, the king of kings was born to a 16-year-old girl. His flesh felt cold air, his belly felt hunger and his body felt pain. He was comforted by gentle touch of his mother Mary and fed by the nourishment of her breast milk. I’m so sick of wow. Merry Christmas morning. A young hunter McIntyre
Mattew Souza (07:19):
Indicate Heidi’s a member. Yes, Jeffrey, are you seeing all these
Scut (07:24):
Out of curiosity now? I’m not trying to suggest anything, but at what period in time if Mary was 16, at what period in time in history did it all of a sudden not become cool to do that anymore? Out of real curiosity
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
After less children. When did that become
Andrew Hiller (07:40):
Dude, that chick
Sevan Matossian (07:41):
Didn’t Still not out of vogue. Dude, that
Andrew Hiller (07:42):
Chick was a virgin. Whatcha talking about?
Scut (07:44):
No, but you know what I’m trying to say? It was not uncommon back then to have children with very young women. At what point in time did that become a real No-No. And also men used to have sex with each other all the time. All these, they still do have this meme that’s going. They still do. There’s this meme going around. It’s like everybody wants to do Spartan shit until it’s time to do real spartan shit and it’s just a meme of these dudes just banging the shit out of each other. It’s like that used to be the way in Roman empires everybody was having at each other. And then it’s like, what happened? Why is
Andrew Hiller (08:17):
Solve this king like that too? Would that be like the liver king way
Scut (08:20):
To bang each other?
Andrew Hiller (08:22):
Yeah, ancestral tenets.
Scut (08:24):
Yeah, I guess so. I bet you, I don’t
Andrew Hiller (08:26):
Know the ninth ancestral tenet or something.
Scut (08:29):
That’d,
Sevan Matossian (08:30):
That’d be the
Scut (08:31):
Worst homoerotic experience you could get into like a extremely stretched across red skinned fucking troll like that.
Sevan Matossian (08:38):
I was gay. I would not fuck the liver king.
Scut (08:41):
Oh, last person.
Mattew Souza (08:42):
No, you’d get fucked by the liver king. I
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
Said it. Dude,
Andrew Hiller (08:46):
You wouldn’t be able to catch any of us in a foot race.
Scut (08:49):
Top five celebrity bangs. 100%. Elton John would be at the top just because the overall wrapped around experience, not because of the way he looks. It’s about more about the experience. Liver King would invite you over, make you eat raw meat and then have sex with you. Think about Elton John. He’d pick you up in a glitter helicopter and then take you to a castle and then serenade you all night.
Sevan Matossian (09:08):
Liver king would make you a semen milkshake. That was a car that was
Scut (09:13):
A heavy photo. A night with him would be dynamite.
Sevan Matossian (09:17):
I would rather have the guy who was the guy who died of aids, they made the movie about the Indian guy. Although I heard Indian dudes have huge hogs.
Scut (09:26):
Are you talking about Tom Hanks and that scary movie with
Sevan Matossian (09:30):
No, no, no. Who’s the Indian guy? It was a movie about what? You remember the movie? I
Scut (09:38):
Don’t think I do.
Sevan Matossian (09:39):
Someone will say it and then someone will say it in the chat. Huge movie. Being new to the
Scut (09:42):
Big
Sevan Matossian (09:43):
Hog. What was the movie? Oh, Freddy. Freddy Mercury. Yeah, Freddie. Freddie Mercury. Yeah. Oh, fucking Bohemian Rhapsody. I have seen it. Thank you. That’s a
Scut (09:52):
Great movie. His was kind of fringe dirty. I don’t know if I want to have a night with him, but Elton John classy.
Sevan Matossian (09:59):
The liver king would make you his three car parking garage for his semen. Geez.
Scut (10:07):
Yeah. This is kind of dirty. So are you going to keep on reading about childbirth?
Sevan Matossian (10:15):
There is one more thing I’d like to say about this. Oh, I showed you the picture. Okay. I showed you the picture already. Hey, how was Christmas Eve Hunter?
Scut (10:24):
I got pretty drunk.
Sevan Matossian (10:26):
Were you with family? Were you with all the intelligent people of your family, the Harvard grads and whatnot?
Scut (10:31):
No, dude, I actually decided to have a West coast. I actually almost do all my Christmases out here just because I’m at the end of the year and kind of burnt out. I spent time with all my Malibu families. We went out, had a bunch of food, had a bunch of drinks, took the kids to chase.
Sevan Matossian (10:46):
Where?
Scut (10:46):
Santa around.
Sevan Matossian (10:47):
Where did you go? Nobu. Nobu?
Scut (10:50):
No, there’s a place called Lucky’s across the street in the shopping center, which is a steakhouse, which is awesome. And all the family is in Malibu. Not all of them, but a lot of the families in Malibu go there. So you’re seeing everybody while having dinner and I can just be honest, I’m not good at drinking anymore. I’m good at partying my ass off, but that casual drinking I suck at.
Sevan Matossian (11:14):
Okay. But before I go anymore, so you’re telling me that that strip in Malibu where Nobu is and Aviator Nation in that breakfast space where the Tom Ford sunglass place is, you’re telling me if I lived there, I would see you hang out in that strip. That’s your stomping ground. There’s there’s gym that’s upstairs. You know the gym that’s upstairs in that strip mall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see the guys working out on the balcony across the street from the,
Scut (11:40):
My buddy runs the show there now.
Sevan Matossian (11:42):
No shit. It’s across the street from that hotel. What’s that hotel called?
Scut (11:46):
You’re thinking of Malibu Beach Inn.
Sevan Matossian (11:48):
Yeah. Holy shit. That’s your stomping ground.
Scut (11:51):
This is the life.
Sevan Matossian (11:53):
You guys guys have no idea how good he has it. It’s a little tiny hamlet right on the edge of one of the craziest cities in the world, but yet it’s all yours. When you walk around there, people know. Are you famous there? I mean it’s all famous people. You’re walking by, you’re like, there’s Hunter’s house. I mean, not Hunter’s house, their’s Cher’s house. There’s so-and-sos house.
Scut (12:14):
I’m the token jock because everybody out here has done something of some absolute insane level and I’m just the young jock guy because everybody in Malibu, you’re either between the ages of zero and 18, then you go to college and disappear or you’re 40 to a hundred and you’re rich enough to live in Malibu and you’re having kids and stuff. I’m the only jock around
Sevan Matossian (12:36):
Caleb’s there. That’s Caleb’s here. That’s crazy. I see Caleb, I’m going to show you guys this.
Scut (12:42):
I don’t want to see that childbirth picture. That was
Sevan Matossian (12:44):
Weird. No, you Caleb. I do. We’ll go back to that in a second you guys. So this is where he lives, this spot right here that says Malibu and Pepperdine University. Everything up in these hills. There’s no one lives behind him. It’s just Rocky Mountains where rich people try to build mansions. I live
Scut (13:01):
Up in the hills though,
Sevan Matossian (13:02):
And then this is Los Angeles just butts up right against it.
Scut (13:06):
It is crazy. As soon as you hit Topanga Canyon, just past there is where the homeless encampments start and they’re too far away from the drugs to be up in Malibu and concentration. But I go down, I’m working with my coach now if you go down to where the 10 hits the highway and go a couple inches in, that’s where my coach is before the 4 0 5
Sevan Matossian (13:30):
Santa Monica Pier. You get
Scut (13:31):
Off the exit there man, and it is like a mad max beyond the thunderdome scene. The creatures and the people there go look up Mad Max beyond the thunderdome and I want you to see what
Sevan Matossian (13:42):
These people look like.
Scut (13:45):
Los Angeles is the California’s the fifth biggest economy in the world and I’m not a politically aligned person, but if I had one gun and one bullet, I’d shoot Gavin Newsom.
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
Oh, he is a huge, this
Scut (13:58):
Is what the people look like in the streets.
Sevan Matossian (14:01):
It’s he’s horrible freaking crazy marmalade. Do you go to marmalade? Do you go to Marm?
Scut (14:05):
I go to Marle all the time. It is so crazy. I don’t know if me with a baseball bat and a night in LA would survive.
Sevan Matossian (14:14):
What I’m just saying. It is crazy there.
Scut (14:17):
Absolutely. I don’t know if I’d make it a night out there. It is so crazy and bad and I just live up here in the hills of Malibu looking down on that shit. Pot of a city. It’s crazy. Oh wow.
Sevan Matossian (14:32):
Kayla, what are you and some 6-year-old
Scut (14:34):
Girls from Guy again? Who
Sevan Matossian (14:35):
The fuck are you? He does look like Q Anon. Oh no. Is it his pizza parlor right now? Where are you Caleb? That’s
Caleb Beaver (14:41):
My Monsters Inc. Bedroom. I just outfitted the Shakin with the Disney
Sevan Matossian (14:45):
Room. Where’s the kid and what did you do with him? What’s behind
Mattew Souza (14:50):
That curtain? Is it a door or a window? I don’t know. That’s a window.
Scut (14:55):
Out of curiosity, how much does that CEO thing behind you cost? If I was going to ask Santa for something.
Sevan Matossian (15:01):
Well, you know what’s great, so yesterday, maybe Susan knows, but yesterday I had someone, the owner of Paper Street Coffee was on and he had one of those made for his Paper Street coffee store. He has a new store in New Jersey and he said it was a thousand bucks.
Andrew Hiller (15:17):
That’s fair. Is it bigger that size?
Sevan Matossian (15:19):
It’s a little bit bigger,
Andrew Hiller (15:20):
Not big. Oh wow.
Scut (15:22):
Unsolicited plug towards those guys. They sent me some of the new canned coffee. It’s dope. They’re doing really, really well. I like that company a lot.
Sevan Matossian (15:30):
They’re killing it. Thank you. Gabe
Mattew Souza (15:32):
Is killing
Sevan Matossian (15:32):
It. Yeah, they’re killing it. The coffee’s so good. I
Scut (15:35):
Can be real with you guys when I say that. I haven’t bought coffee ever online before. All these brands just keep on sending it to me, but I keep on getting suckered into going into Starbucks and Sping $7 for a cup of brown water, but I’d rather invest. I’m trying to be that hippie guy who grinds his beans and smells ’em afterwards than puts hot water over top
Mattew Souza (15:59):
Weighs them. You got to weigh ’em too. If you really want to get fancy
Andrew Hiller (16:02):
Josh Bridges and
Mattew Souza (16:05):
You got it.
Sevan Matossian (16:07):
Who
Scut (16:07):
Do you think amongst all the CrossFitters is the big swing and D in town now who makes the most paper? Does Josh Bridges have a secret? Is he a secret millionaire through his coffee company? Is it Rich Froning? Is it Tia Claire Tomi?
Sevan Matossian (16:23):
That’s a great question. Who do you think is making the most money? Hey, can we do a three-Way poll? Caleb,
Mattew Souza (16:29):
There’s no poll. It’s rich.
Sevan Matossian (16:30):
It’s rich. Do you think it’s
Mattew Souza (16:31):
Rich? I know it’s rich. I bet his company pulls in probably anywhere between five and 800 KA month.
Andrew Hiller (16:39):
Which company got
Mattew Souza (16:41):
Here’s
Scut (16:41):
Here’s a curve ball. Yeah, street parking and Ryan Fisher with Chalk Ryan just broke over 25,000 members for his app.
Mattew Souza (16:50):
Yeah, he’s doing really well. That
Andrew Hiller (16:51):
Decent.
Sevan Matossian (16:53):
That’s not, that’s decent. Jesus. How much does it cost to be a member? How much does it cost to be a member? 20 bucks,
Scut (17:00):
$30 a month, and I bet you he has ranging price points that people got in at, so let’s say 30% of that to obviously a much cheaper price point and then the 30%, they’re middle tier and then there’s 30% which are full price.
Sevan Matossian (17:15):
Hey dude, if it’s 10 bucks a month, he’s killing it
Andrew Hiller (17:19):
Pretty soon. Sev on podcast, YouTube. YouTube subscriptions.
Sevan Matossian (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My YouTube subscriptions are going to be crazy,
Scut (17:25):
But is there some secret kingpin that we don’t know about? I love the industries like
Sevan Matossian (17:30):
That. Bill and Katie are the and Katie
Scut (17:34):
All. You’re talking about the people who own Rogue.
Sevan Matossian (17:36):
Yeah, more than everyone combined. They
Scut (17:37):
Basically own Ohio, which is a worthless state so they can have it.
Sevan Matossian (17:41):
They made it so it’s not worthless.
Scut (17:44):
I get it. I respect that company. I’m not by any means aligning them with the state of Ohio. It’s like owning a dumpster
Sevan Matossian (17:52):
And then the RXBAR kid, that kid with autism sold for 600,
Scut (17:56):
$600 million.
Sevan Matossian (17:57):
Yeah.
Scut (17:58):
That’s like eating an iPhone though. I hated those bars. It was such harsh, tacky,
Andrew Hiller (18:05):
Oh, wait a minute.
Sevan Matossian (18:06):
You didn’t put a Fraser in there. You guys
Scut (18:09):
Didn’t put Fraser up there,
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
But
Andrew Hiller (18:11):
Other than have him write it in, you can only have something. Ser would be froning in literally name one thing that Fraser could be froning in one thing,
Sevan Matossian (18:20):
Shoulder overhead, like
Andrew Hiller (18:22):
Exercising. No, he couldn’t.
Sevan Matossian (18:23):
He can’t. Alright. He was the
Scut (18:24):
First Patron Saints of CrossFit though. He was the first person to align the entire community in excitement. We
Sevan Matossian (18:31):
Did see Rich put 400 over his head in a competition.
Andrew Hiller (18:35):
I think he missed that.
Scut (18:36):
He
Sevan Matossian (18:36):
Missed overhead squat, but he got the 400 over his head to set it up.
Scut (18:41):
How celebrated Michael Jordan is in comparison to
Andrew Hiller (18:45):
What’s his name? You’re making me second guess myself, right? I know in here, but I feel so missed it.
Scut (18:57):
Who else I think happens to Tee Claire to me now that she’d lost to tell me Hack she lost to Laura Horvath.
Sevan Matossian (19:03):
Her stock goes up. She needed that. It makes her more likable.
Scut (19:08):
She needed that loss.
Sevan Matossian (19:09):
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
Scut (19:12):
I understand.
Sevan Matossian (19:14):
Look at all these members piling in
Andrew Hiller (19:17):
Met. What
Scut (19:17):
Does new member mean? Does that means this is the first person ever to come in here? It’s just like today they’re a new member.
Sevan Matossian (19:24):
We launched our membership program today, hunter, so we’d never had a membership program before and so today we launched a membership program and you don’t really get anything with the membership program except, well, that’s not true.
Scut (19:34):
Is it a contribution? Do I have to pay 99 cents?
Sevan Matossian (19:37):
Yeah, it’s like that. We’re launching today. I think we’re going to put out a behind the scenes from the CrossFit games and those people will get early access to it by two weeks or a month and then when we do behind the scenes at Water Palooza, if we do that, you’ll get access to that and if we do it at semifinals, you get access to that, but I don’t know what we’re doing. Are you
Scut (19:55):
Guys go into Waap Palooza? Is anybody going?
Sevan Matossian (19:58):
We might be. We’re looking for a sponsor
Andrew Hiller (20:02):
Builder.
Scut (20:04):
I might have one.
Sevan Matossian (20:06):
You do?
Scut (20:08):
Yeah. I’m going there and I’m going to work with Represent. We’re having a whole booth and we’re going to basically do a workout with some prizes behind it, but I don’t know if we go, we should just party hard
Sevan Matossian (20:20):
Always. Hey, you set the world record, you try to set the world record partners, then you set the world record in individual, then you try to set the world record in partners. Are you burnout?
Scut (20:33):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (20:34):
You are. You’re chill. Not in a bad way. I don’t mean burnout in a negative way. I mean like, Hey,
Scut (20:39):
I don’t want to talk about High rocks anymore, that kind of stuff.
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
Wow. Holy shit. That’s the most aggressive I’ve ever seen you
Scut (20:47):
Out. No, it’s not like I’m rude to you. It’s just like you
Sevan Matossian (20:50):
Were a little bit No,
Scut (20:52):
Very aggressive. I mean in the nicest way possible. I’m sure there’s a certain point in time in the year after the CrossFit games you’re like, I don’t want to talk about the CrossFit games. Let’s just go review strong man videos for the next eight weeks and women’s arm wrestling.
Sevan Matossian (21:07):
I’m over process. Lemme say about you. Lemme say this about you. People take you as cavalier, gung-ho. Always positive, but the truth is is that you’re an obsessive compulsive psychopath fucking world-class, top tier fucking athlete and somewhere it burns so fucking bad that even though you said you’re the fucking probably the fittest man on earth, right this very second, you’re bummed that you didn’t set the doubles world record and it’s eating you away alive inside because you’re such a fucking freak. Something like that crushing
Scut (21:40):
My soul.
Andrew Hiller (21:40):
Wow. How bad was your teammate? Wow.
Scut (21:43):
He’s a good
Sevan Matossian (21:43):
Guy. Blame him. Talk shit about him. End the relationship right now. Burn the, burn the boat that
Andrew Hiller (21:49):
He’s not a fit as me. He’s a really good guy, but that doesn’t make him fast.
Scut (21:52):
He screwed the pooch dude. I don’t think he wanted to kill himself the same way I did. I don’t really care. There’s a certain point where everybody like you, I’m going to do it regardless of I tear the skin off my hands and I have blisters when I’m done with my races, I can stand up and I still have bloody scabs in between my thighs from my thighs running together and I just don’t care. I think some people will just cash out at a certain point because there’s, you’re like, I’m okay.
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
Did you guys make the second fastest time in history? Yeah,
Scut (22:26):
We did. By 12 seconds, which is a fucking loser move.
Sevan Matossian (22:30):
So you lost the world title the fastest time ever by 12, but you beat the second place score by 12, so you’re right in the middle. You split the difference.
Scut (22:38):
Yeah. Yeah. There’s an interesting way to
Sevan Matossian (22:43):
Look at this. Do you know that it’s going to damage the friendship when you do that with someone? Every show I go on with Hiller, I’m like, this could be our last one.
Andrew Hiller (22:50):
I think the same thing.
Sevan Matossian (22:53):
This could be the one. This is putting it all on the line here. You could say something. What
Scut (22:58):
Do you think? Is there something you guys could really encounter with each other that you’d write each other off for good?
Andrew Hiller (23:05):
I think we’ve talked about that before, haven’t we?
Sevan Matossian (23:09):
I dunno, but we have disagreements for sure on things, but it’s good, but it’s good for the relationship.
Andrew Hiller (23:17):
I think we had a full conversation where we’d be like, I walked in, I’d be like, what are you doing? Bang. At Alexis like, Hey man,
Sevan Matossian (23:25):
It was an accident. It was an
Andrew Hiller (23:26):
Accident. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (23:27):
Okay. I’m gay.
Andrew Hiller (23:28):
Walk me through this real quick. I think we’ve head into your
Sevan Matossian (23:32):
Conversation. I’ll tell you what he’s most disappointed about Hiller. I sense he is disappointed in how fit I am. He wishes I was fitter. He doesn’t like the fact that I’m not a little more fit.
Andrew Hiller (23:46):
He called me the other day and was telling me about this workout. He did the ring dip, pull up workout and he didn’t finish and I’m like, what the fuck?
Sevan Matossian (23:52):
Yeah, that puts stress on our relationship, my lack of fitness. Other than that, we’re good. Do you still work out
Scut (23:58):
Those creamy eater pan pants?
Mattew Souza (24:02):
Dude, aerodynamics.
Scut (24:04):
Do you have a clothing sponsor?
Sevan Matossian (24:06):
No. No, but you know who I want? I want either a born primitive or a barbell cartel. I’m addicted to the barbell cartel pants. Would you wear those barbell cartel pants? What do you wear? Joggers.
Scut (24:18):
I don’t even know what that is. I’m going to do Goose some Googling.
Sevan Matossian (24:20):
Look at their joggers. It’s so unlikely. I feel like a 17-year-old kid in them.
Scut (24:26):
Wow. Shit. Is
Sevan Matossian (24:27):
This
Scut (24:27):
Like those gigantic muscly Mexican guys that own this company?
Sevan Matossian (24:33):
Let’s get this straight. Alexis with ZZ pound Chevy. Yeah, she’d probably have to carry me around
Andrew Hiller (24:38):
As pound.
Sevan Matossian (24:39):
Oh as pound with Z.
Scut (24:40):
These are super cute.
Sevan Matossian (24:42):
They’re thick. Wonder who the model is. That dong is huge. They’re thick.
Mattew Souza (24:48):
I mean I filled them out nicely. Mine
Andrew Hiller (24:50):
Is the dong. Those look like my legs.
Sevan Matossian (24:52):
Dude.
Scut (24:52):
I put on a pair. I went to go skinny jeans shopping the other day and there was not one pair of pants that didn’t make me look like a walking sexual harassment claim. Every single my butt cheek.
Sevan Matossian (25:03):
Try wearing a size. That’s your right size dude. Try wearing right
Scut (25:06):
Size. Dude, I’m 32. 32. It’s just like I feel like they want men to continue to get slender to slender. I go to seven, all mankind jeans, seven jeans all the time. That’s how screwed up
Sevan Matossian (25:17):
My body is. You’re 32 and I’m a 32. How tall are you?
Scut (25:21):
Six two.
Sevan Matossian (25:22):
Yeah, I’m five five. What a fucked up body. How did that
Mattew Souza (25:24):
Work?
Scut (25:27):
Even if you go, I’m talking about my waist. I can go 34.
Sevan Matossian (25:29):
I’m talking about my waist too. I’m 32, 28, motherfucker. I’m
Andrew Hiller (25:33):
32, 30.
Mattew Souza (25:35):
I
Sevan Matossian (25:36):
Fun. No wonder you’re a god. No wonder women want to just fucking,
Scut (25:40):
I don’t know what’s going on. So I only wear fitness clothes now, which I’m not into.
Mattew Souza (25:46):
Those jeans fit your thighs and shit.
Scut (25:49):
No, they don’t. It’s getting skinnier with time. I don’t know what’s going on with society. It’s like I feel like they’re changing things.
Mattew Souza (25:58):
They didn’t want men to have strong legs.
Sevan Matossian (26:01):
I feel like I should be going through. I can’t believe all these new Amanda’s stack.
Scut (26:05):
So what do these people get
Sevan Matossian (26:09):
You just saying? Warmth in their heart. Warmth in their heart that they’re supporting me and my humble family. Warmth in their heart.
Mattew Souza (26:15):
In a frank Hangout with you in Malibu when we pinpoint your location on the coasts. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (26:21):
Oh, Johnny. 34 30. Yeah. Boy, I love it. Juice is a
Andrew Hiller (26:24):
38 30.
Scut (26:24):
Just go on right online right now. I didn’t know that this is true and it’s probably going to get me in trouble. Just Google, what is Hunter McIntyre’s address and you could literally get my address and it attached to my phone number and it’s just up on Google so easily. I didn’t know that at all.
Sevan Matossian (26:41):
What is hundred? Oh yeah. Got it. How fucked up is that?
Andrew Hiller (26:47):
Well,
Sevan Matossian (26:48):
That’s
Andrew Hiller (26:48):
Pretty business or what? What’s going on? How did that happen? I
Scut (26:52):
Don’t know. I don’t know how my information got sold into the black web. It’s probably my ex-girlfriend. Crazy Chick
Sevan Matossian (26:58):
Classic.
Scut (26:59):
But yeah, dude, I
Sevan Matossian (27:02):
Can get full background report on you too. Really? My records. Oh shit. You’re putting on a lot of followers, dude.
Andrew Hiller (27:09):
What’s he
Sevan Matossian (27:10):
At? He’s at 1 22 now. Nice.
Andrew Hiller (27:13):
That’s pretty good.
Sevan Matossian (27:14):
It’s pretty influencer
Andrew Hiller (27:16):
Because High Rocks is becoming bigger than CrossFit as he says.
Scut (27:19):
God, that was a great day. I think I won that fight.
Sevan Matossian (27:23):
Hey, everyone’s riding that. There’s so many videos on that now. I have a video like that. I think talking Elite Fitness did one.
Andrew Hiller (27:33):
What?
Sevan Matossian (27:34):
Yeah. What
Andrew Hiller (27:35):
Are we talking What?
Sevan Matossian (27:36):
The Lone Ranger Podcast. Sorry, I didn’t mean to throw you off there. Where did you originally do it? You did it on the Chalk guys. Ryan Fishers. It’s got a little buzz.
Scut (27:46):
What did I do?
Sevan Matossian (27:48):
Just you guys talking about how High Rocks is going to surpass CrossFit.
Scut (27:52):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (27:54):
Rena became a YouTube member. Thank you.
Andrew Hiller (27:58):
Cool
Sevan Matossian (27:59):
Name. Yeah, that’s what I meant to say. Thank you. Thank you. CrossFit’s.
Scut (28:01):
Like that deer that got shot with a bow and it’s still running away and
Sevan Matossian (28:06):
Blood’s just sparked all over the place. No, I refuse.
Scut (28:10):
And it’s just trying to get through the field and you just know it’s not going to make it to the other side. I refuse. Everyone’s watching like, oh
Sevan Matossian (28:18):
Fuck prices, please. Have you given any presents, hunter? What’s the most expensive gift you bought someone this year?
Scut (28:29):
I just got totally suckered. I went down to Cross Creek, which is the mall here, and I bought a couple of hats and that cost me $400 to buy some hats and some T-shirts in Malibu, which was a huge mistake.
Sevan Matossian (28:43):
Sounds about right.
Scut (28:44):
I bought my mom a nutritionist and that’s been her year long gift and that changed my mom’s life. I think it’s pretty insane how there’s pretty much a large portion of the population that doesn’t understand how eating food properly can massively affect your lifestyle and has helped my mom out tremendously.
Andrew Hiller (29:04):
What’s the biggest thing she had to change? Do you know?
Sevan Matossian (29:07):
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on one second. High Rocks is a retarded chicken. Okay, fine. I I’ll go with it
Andrew Hiller (29:13):
And cross. It’s a deer that got shot. All right. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (29:16):
Okay. Back to your mom and the nutritionist. Yes.
Scut (29:21):
I think my mom was just telling me, she’s like, my gut just feels like crap all the time. I was like, mom, all you do is drink wine, black coffee, eat cheese. Everything you’re doing is very acidic.
Sevan Matossian (29:32):
She’s
Scut (29:32):
Like, what are you talking about? And then the nutritionist started to pull these things out. You can’t do them all at once. You can maybe have one and now she just feels much better and doesn’t feel sick. Last night I went and I had a bunch of red meats and fried calamari, fried onion rings and then a bunch of wine. And I literally woke up this morning and I was like, I’ve been poisoned. I poison and.
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