The Boat and the Bridge, Black Box Summit | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

It’s so bizarre. Did you get a new camera? Bam. We’re live.

Caleb Beaver (00:04):

No, I just finally set up the one that I had. I had to get some cords for it, I guess, or connections.

Sevan Matossian (00:12):

Hey, it looks good. What’s the deal with your lighting now? Is it because it is just darker later?

Caleb Beaver (00:19):

No, I just don’t have the curtains open.

Sevan Matossian (00:23):

So you are kind of going into vampire mode

Caleb Beaver (00:25):

A little bit randomly. We’ll have people come by the house and look in our windows. Yeah, and so I’ve been just closing them all the time basically, unless I’m not doing anything on the show.

Sevan Matossian (00:40):

Hey, is that normal for Nebraska? That’s just the neighbors feel comfortable doing that. They see someone working on the house, and so that’s the kind of, you’re just allowed to do that?

Caleb Beaver (00:49):

Yeah, I think so. Because had

Sevan Matossian (00:52):

In California, that means your shit’s going to get robbed,

Caleb Beaver (00:54):

Right? Yeah. This is my neighbors, or the guy used to own the place. His friends will stop by because he hasn’t told them that he moved.

Sevan Matossian (01:02):

Oh.

Caleb Beaver (01:03):

So people will just run by the house and be like, oh, is Mr H here? And I’d be like, no. And he’s like, well, is he alive? I’m like, I don’t know, dude.

Sevan Matossian (01:15):

Wow. He was that bad. Well, yeah, I guess if the house is indicative of the state he was in. Yeah. That’s a fair question.

Caleb Beaver (01:21):

Oh yeah. The dude’s super fucked up and yeah, I don’t think we’ve heard from him recently, so it’s very possibly he is not around, but it’s sad.

Sevan Matossian (01:34):

Whatever. My son’s been complaining about his, well, all my kids were on and off having this kind of weird sickness for the last month. A bunch of kids around here had it, and I swear this is going to sound horrible, but if I didn’t have it, I wouldn’t believe my kid

Caleb Beaver (01:49):

That he was sick.

Sevan Matossian (01:51):

Yeah. I just don’t feel good, but I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s definitely my stomach.

Caleb Beaver (01:57):

Really?

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

Yeah. My shits are solid and I’m not throwing up, but something’s going on in my stomach. It’s not even bad or good. It’s just like when you don’t feel good, and so you kind of pay attention to your body. You can’t fully be present in the outside world because you’re kind of doing Yeah, it’s so weird.

Caleb Beaver (02:11):

You just hate being sick.

Sevan Matossian (02:13):

Yeah,

Caleb Beaver (02:13):

The stomach feeling. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (02:14):

Last night when I went to bed for an hour, I just was uncomfortable in my body.

Caleb Beaver (02:20):

Yeah, I get that.

Sevan Matossian (02:21):

I’ve had so little to drink. Heidi crew maybe stopped drinking spicy marks. I’ve had so little to drink this month. Besides that, I’m trying to think. Besides that wine, I don’t think I’ve drank at my house in a month.

Caleb Beaver (02:35):

Wow.

Sevan Matossian (02:36):

You need sourdough. Well, that’s funny you say that you need sourdough because the best I felt was when I ate Dave’s wife’s bread. No, Castro is poison. Was it

Caleb Beaver (02:46):

Sourdough?

Sevan Matossian (02:47):

Yeah. It’s crazy. Crazy. It’s so good.

Caleb Beaver (02:50):

Last time I tried to make sourdough bread, I had a starter and they said you could either put it, this is the first time I ever made sourdough ever, or tried to make sourdough, and they said, you can put it in the oven or you can put it on a high spot in your kitchen. So it’s like all the heat rises and so I don’t know what it is exactly, so I put it in the oven and put S or plaster wrap on top and then just let it sit. Well, then that night my wife was coming home from work and she was like, well, we have microwave pizzas or whatever. So I went to go heat up the oven and I forgot that the sourdough was in there and it was in a plastic bowl with Saran wrap and I just melted the bowl into the fucking oven rack.

Sevan Matossian (03:40):

Oh, ruined at the shakin?

Caleb Beaver (03:42):

No, this was at one of my apartments when I was in Virginia. It was very sad.

Sevan Matossian (03:49):

My kid, whatever. Everyone’s colonoscopy. Haley pegged you too deep. Stop chugging olive oil. Listen, one of my kids has it too. I took him to tennis yesterday. He’s like, dude, I’ll try, but I don’t feel good, but he looks fucking great. But he got out there for 10 minutes and he’s holding his mouth. He’s like, Hey, I can’t, dang. Really? Yeah. And yesterday I probably threw up like 10 times in my mouth. I just swallowed it back down, but

Caleb Beaver (04:18):

Geez.

Sevan Matossian (04:20):

Yeah, weird. Right?

Caleb Beaver (04:21):

That is a little weird.

Sevan Matossian (04:22):

In my whole life, I’ve never had a stomach queasiness. I mean, I have, but it’s like, you know what? That you don’t feel good. You throw up and then you feel better.

Caleb Beaver (04:30):

Have you been drinking a lot of coffee lately?

Sevan Matossian (04:33):

No, actually less coffee than normal. Less coffee than normal.

Caleb Beaver (04:37):

Oh, weird.

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Yeah. Less coffee than normal. My sister said I should have some ginger. Not one person has suggested that. What’s bubble gut?

Caleb Beaver (04:47):

I think it’s usually when I have the shits. That’s what I call bubble guts.

Sevan Matossian (04:51):

Oh, no, no. My shits. My shits are fine. I took just fucking rocks this morning. Looks like I eat carnivore, but I did notice this morning when I looked in the mirror that I did look a little thinner. I think I ate. I’m eating less because I don’t feel so good.

Caleb Beaver (05:08):

Really?

Sevan Matossian (05:08):

Yeah. Oh look, there he is. What? Do you

Caleb Beaver (05:11):

Know?

Sevan Matossian (05:11):

What? Do you know what?

Greg Glassman (05:15):

Hey guys,

Sevan Matossian (05:16):

Good morning.

Greg Glassman (05:18):

How are you?

Sevan Matossian (05:19):

Good, how are you?

Greg Glassman (05:21):

I’m good.

Sevan Matossian (05:23):

Better than that bridge

Greg Glassman (05:25):

Dude. Isn’t that something?

Sevan Matossian (05:34):

Have you seen the time lapse video of it, Greg?

Greg Glassman (05:36):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (05:39):

A

Greg Glassman (05:39):

Time lapse, but I think it was, yes.

Sevan Matossian (05:42):

Does that tell you anything about it?

Greg Glassman (05:49):

I’m not seeing anything here other than they ran into the bridge.

Caleb Beaver (05:55):

Somebody was saying they saw a Knight’s Templar logo on the side or something crazy.

Greg Glassman (06:03):

It’s a sign.

Sevan Matossian (06:04):

Hey, look at the last minute. They actually do try to turn away. Look at the very last minute before it hits. It tries to turn veer off to the left.

Caleb Beaver (06:13):

Yeah. It’s like they get power right before it hits, and then they’re just a little too late.

Greg Glassman (06:21):

Some maritime guy was saying that it would take five miles to turn that boat in a circle and a mile and a half to two miles to bring it to a stop at its cruising speed.

Caleb Beaver (06:35):

Wow.

Greg Glassman (06:36):

And they had some kind of propulsion problem.

Caleb Beaver (06:40):

It’s like a full on power problem. It’s shut off a few times.

Sevan Matossian (06:45):

Hey, so it was supposed to go under that bridge

Greg Glassman (06:49):

And the mayday saved a lot of lives. They’re saying.

Caleb Beaver (06:56):

Yeah, it’s supposed to go under the bridge. That’s a thoroughfare for bridge for the cargo boats to get through. It’s a pretty busy harbor,

Sevan Matossian (07:04):

By the way. That’s eight times the speed is what that says.

Greg Glassman (07:09):

Yeah. It’s not a fast moving boat, but it takes forever to stop it. And if you watch the video, look at all the cars going by, cars going by, a cars go by and they’re screaming Mayday. I mean they’re in an absolute panic, but the cars have stopped by the time it hits.

Sevan Matossian (07:31):

Are there any other camera angles?

Greg Glassman (07:35):

There would have to be right. That’s

Sevan Matossian (07:37):

Fine. One 30 in the morning, man. Yeah, at the very last minute it looks like.

Greg Glassman (07:53):

Say that again. You broke up for me

Sevan Matossian (07:55):

At the very last minute. It looks like the boat tries to turn left R right, but his left right before it hits. Unless it’s that impact that causes it to jerk like that. God, that’s so wild. Hey, it doesn’t sound like it’s 30,000 people. They said crossed that bridge in a 24 hour period on average. That’s not a very busy bridge. I don’t think

Greg Glassman (08:22):

That’s how I would see it. I was trying to compare that to Camelback or something. I think we beat that.

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

I want to see how many cars cross the Golden Gate or the Bay Bridge every day. How many cars Cross Bay Bridge? For people who don’t know, the Bay Bridge is the bridge between Oakland and San Francisco. Oh, 260,000. I guess. 30,000 is not that small. I mean the Bay Bridge is just wild. It’s

Greg Glassman (08:52):

An eighth. An eighth

Sevan Matossian (08:54):

An eighth. Big difference. But I think the Bay Bridge is like six lanes.

Greg Glassman (09:00):

Yeah. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (09:06):

Do

Greg Glassman (09:06):

You have fond, when you say Bay Bridge, do you get a warm and fuzzy?

Sevan Matossian (09:10):

Yeah. As a little kid going crossing it,

Greg Glassman (09:13):

I just think of was sitting in fucking horrible traffic and the smell of urine.

Sevan Matossian (09:17):

Oh. When I was a kid, we used to cross it and it was fun. I loved looking at all just the structure.

Greg Glassman (09:25):

I looking out the window. I finally settled in Santa Cruz full time. It was 1995, and all of my friends loved to go to the city. We were going to San Francisco. That was the thing to do. Go to the city and I was like, dude, it smells like piss.

Sevan Matossian (09:44):

As

Greg Glassman (09:44):

Soon as you get off the freeway in the city, you’re smelling urine. I couldn’t work past that. I eventually did. I eventually got over that.

Sevan Matossian (09:53):

What did you guys do there? You’d go there for day trips to see what the air show or some shit, or for bars at night or what?

Greg Glassman (10:01):

I was new to town and I hung out with, I got befriended by lesbians and we went to the city.

Sevan Matossian (10:06):

Oh yeah. That’s a good spot for lesbians.

Greg Glassman (10:09):

I dunno. No.

Sevan Matossian (10:11):

Hey, you didn’t really have to cross. Did you guys cross the Bay Bridge? You guys didn’t though, right? Or would you stay up on the left-hand side when you went there? Like you were going to the airport or would you go the I guess you could go either way.

Greg Glassman (10:21):

I can’t say for sure. I know when we would go to, what was our place there? The St Re’s?

Sevan Matossian (10:28):

Yeah. Yep.

Greg Glassman (10:29):

We’d get off right before the bridge, right, immediately.

Sevan Matossian (10:35):

Right, right, right, right. We would be on the west side of the,

Greg Glassman (10:38):

You missed that off ramp. You’re going over the water.

Sevan Matossian (10:41):

Damn. Good memory.

Greg Glassman (10:43):

Yeah. Fourth Street I think.

Sevan Matossian (10:45):

Damn great memory. Hey, Greg. Yesterday someone was asking about the nutrition seminar that CrossFit used to have that Rob Wolf ran and then it stopped and we never went back to it. We never had a nutrition seminar. Can you share the history of that? What happened? Was that the paleo zone argument or what happened with Rob? You guys were close, right?

Greg Glassman (11:12):

Yeah. Yeah. I think on some level we probably are still, even though we don’t talk and may not,

Sevan Matossian (11:22):

I mean, it used to be, lemme even go back a little further.

Greg Glassman (11:27):

The final thing was there was a long simmering problem on a couple of fronts and nothing was really being done about it. But then he got super shitty with Greg Everett towards Dave one night.

Sevan Matossian (11:46):

Oh, around the black box summit. That was a straw that broke the camel’s back.

Greg Glassman (11:51):

Well, and I called to talk to him about it and he wouldn’t return my calls and I left message after message after message. Then I had Dale leave the message, you’re fired. What am I going to do? It’s a weird thing when an employee won’t return a call, but there was an over certainty and overstating. I have trouble listening to nutrition where we’re presenting mechanism after mechanism after mechanism of some hypothetical interaction. It very likely could be, and it might be chemistry, so well that these are probabilities, but you’re still in the space of conjecture and you’re talking about something that nobody has ever measured, but you see it so clearly, and that was all just rough for me. There’s so much that we can say that I don’t need to, this came up the other day at a talk. I was asked to give for a group of fellows, but I don’t want to say too much and start another war, but I have no interest in the divisions between paleo zones, Scarsdale, none of it really matters to me. Look, reduce your refined carbohydrate consumption until your EPA to a arachidonic acid level becomes greater than one. Or flip that less than one. If you want, get me an A1C five-ish and let’s see.

(13:37):

Oh, triglycerides. I want ’em to fall off the scale where the number has no meaning and things mid double digits starts to look that way. You’re outside of the tests, reliability, but you do any one of those things and you’ll do the other two. So pick your metric and pick your fucking way of doing it too. I don’t really care. I’ve got a anti-intellectual stepbrother that doesn’t eat white food. He figured out that it interfered with his golf and his tennis and he made it to the pro ranks in both. And he was a very good athlete. And so I said, so tell me about your white food thing. And he says, white food makes you fat. And it was bread, rice, sugar, but the kid wouldn’t touch a glass of milk because it’s white and I don’t need to iron that out. I’m not just roll my eyes and go out. His model worked. It’s not like he needs milk. Right? If it doesn’t have a nutrition label on it, it’s food. If it does, don’t eat it. How do you like there’s one that works too. That too. That too will give you the right EPA to a arachidonic acid triglyceride, and A1C

Caleb Beaver (14:51):

Next fat diet.

Sevan Matossian (14:56):

The context was this. Some guy said, Hey, I took the level one. I loved it. I just felt like it was really light on nutrition content. And then I was thinking, oh yeah. And that was a very popular seminar though too, right? The nutrition seminar.

Greg Glassman (15:11):

I think I could say all that’s worth knowing about nutrition in a one hour up.

Sevan Matossian (15:16):

Yeah. Did you ever consider bringing one back? I felt like there was discussion about it, and it sounds consistent to what you just said about the chemistry.

Greg Glassman (15:34):

I don’t remember the particulars of it, but that would make sense. It needed the right champion. It wasn’t, I dunno, how do you say it?

Sevan Matossian (15:49):

You think Zoe would be the right person for it? Perfect. Yeah.

Greg Glassman (15:55):

She is the only person that I have heard talk about nutrition in a very broad and general sense. Scientifically the only person, she approaches it systematically. And I find in that a bit of profundity. Now, remember, her PhD is in mathematics from Cambridge, and her doctoral thesis was on the Unthinkably bullshit math that constitutes nutrition, research and science. There’s three strikes against Zoe right there, right?

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

Yeah, yeah. No shit. She’s a PhD in mathematics

Greg Glassman (16:40):

In maths, which is what she says. That’s a distinctly British kind of a Welsh, she was always good in maths, so she got a PhD in it.

Sevan Matossian (16:54):

God, that’s wild. I mean, she obviously comes across as extremely intelligent, but there’s nothing,

Greg Glassman (17:02):

She’s so

Sevan Matossian (17:02):

Smarty about her.

Greg Glassman (17:04):

She’s so smart and was so profound and correct on the statins along with Malcolm Kendrick and has seen Andra that they had to be called war criminals and delisted from Wikipedia.

Sevan Matossian (17:22):

Was she taking, I dunno if she was,

Greg Glassman (17:24):

But Mountain was for sure.

Sevan Matossian (17:26):

Yeah.

Greg Glassman (17:27):

And for what? There’s nobody, there’s, of all the me spurts, he I think has some of the most charm likability, good natured. And I don’t hear controversy in anything he says they’re taking percents of percentages. It’s bullshit. I mean, what are you going to do? Argue about it. No, you have to de-list them. It’s like U Skov, like Bill Buckley was on the political front like Roger Kimball is, there are some people so effective that none of these little halfway weighted liberal, 25-year-old chicks that put hearts on the dots of their eyes wants to take on. They just, he doesn’t exist. Doesn’t exist. They can’t do that. They can’t respond on that level.

Caleb Beaver (18:18):

Zoe Combs not on Wikipedia, by the way.

Sevan Matossian (18:21):

She’s not. She’s a

Caleb Beaver (18:22):

Rational wiki, but not real Wiki.

Greg Glassman (18:25):

There we go. She had to go. I would like to be taken off of Wikipedia someday. I think the people that aren’t listed are better people than the ones that are

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

Right?

Caleb Beaver (18:37):

Well, technically you’re not on Wikipedia. CrossFit is, and your name is within the cross Wikipedia, so you’re not even on Wikipedia

Sevan Matossian (18:44):

Either. If you click his name, it doesn’t give you a Greg Glassman. There used to be one, I think.

Greg Glassman (18:49):

I don’t think so. No,

Sevan Matossian (18:50):

There isn’t. Oh, Tyler, thank you for the 99 cents. I dunno, this is interesting. I don’t think Greg has an opinion on this. We’ll find out. What is Greg’s opinion on CrossFit’s recent inability to divine terms feet together on the VPPs toes or heels over the bar and toes to bar? Basically, there’ve been some open workouts. There’s been some inconsistency in what the rules are versus what’s being allowed to the athletes to perform.

Greg Glassman (19:22):

Dave must be just freaking, it’s not the kind of thing he likes.

Sevan Matossian (19:31):

Jake Chapman. Greg, does Greg know what to eat to stop persistent erections? Less Viagra cereal. Don’t eat the blue food. You turned me onto this movie called No Safe Spaces.

Greg Glassman (19:52):

Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (19:53):

It was Adam Corolla and the guy from, who’s a friend of yours now and then, yeah, Dennis Prager did a movie. And do you remember

Greg Glassman (20:04):

My buddy in Idaho just went on to become chief of staff for them

Sevan Matossian (20:08):

For Evergreen College.

Greg Glassman (20:13):

My buddy Ben,

Sevan Matossian (20:15):

Chief of staff. For who?

Greg Glassman (20:16):

For P or U.

Sevan Matossian (20:18):

Oh, no shit.

Greg Glassman (20:19):

Moved to LA in my old neighborhood. I met him through his parents, who we ran into at North 40 by accident. I was admiring their giant Rottweiler. Gus, you’ve met him. He came to the house eventually, the one that fell in the pond or jumped in the pond.

Sevan Matossian (20:38):

Yeah. Yeah.

Greg Glassman (20:39):

Like an Idaho dog. Right? You bring him to a coy pot and he jumps in, but all 200 pounds of him. But I ran into them and I was admiring the dog. And then we left and I was walking out to the car and the man that was with the couple chased me out and he says, my wife has insisted that I follow you. She thinks you’re Greg Glassman. I’m sorry to bother you. And I said, yeah, I am. And then they introduced me to Todd Herman, who filled in for Limbaugh 500 times when his health was failing interesting people, but it was their son, Ben, who was in the county assessor’s office and allowed me to pull off the impossible

Sevan Matossian (21:24):

Oh, doc

Greg Glassman (21:24):

Success with my peer on the lake.

Sevan Matossian (21:31):

Herman was also the guy that escaped Washington, right? State?

Greg Glassman (21:34):

Yes. But I don’t know if that’s, yeah, we

Sevan Matossian (21:39):

Can’t tell that story.

Greg Glassman (21:40):

That sounds familiar.

Sevan Matossian (21:42):

Yeah. Hey, do you remember the premise of that movie? No. Safe Spaces or like the Brett Weinstein character in there? In the Evergreen College?

Greg Glassman (21:52):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

And he was a full liberal, right?

Greg Glassman (21:57):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

When he went there. And then from there he kind of catapulted into fame. He parlayed that into, during Covid, having that huge, widely successful podcast with his wife. Have you seen that? It’s like the Dark Horse podcast. I think Dale was on it. Dale Saran was on it.

Greg Glassman (22:16):

Cool.

Sevan Matossian (22:18):

Anyway, I wanted to show you this clip. He was on Tucker the other day.

Greg Glassman (22:22):

Hey, aren’t these guys like ta? And I mean, they happier out of the hive even if canceled.

Sevan Matossian (22:37):

I was actually thinking about that today about that.

Greg Glassman (22:40):

I was never fond of that set, and nor was that set fond of me. But I’ve enjoyed my canceling and I think I would enjoy it even more had I been cast from the lot of Fucktards.

Sevan Matossian (22:57):

I was thinking about that this morning in the shower too. I was thinking about that movie, the Matrix. I was thinking, does anyone ever take the blue pill back? Does anyone ever go back? You’re asking, Hey,

Greg Glassman (23:06):

Do they? No. The intellectual migration of going from conservative to liberal, it’s been done a few times for votes

Sevan Matossian (23:16):

And

Greg Glassman (23:18):

Maybe thinking it’s going to increase your pussy score, but popularity kind of thing. But no, it doesn’t work that way.

Sevan Matossian (23:34):

Wow. You just nailed it. I know. I do know a handful of men, maybe more than a handful, a dozen men who are conservative, but parade around as liberal to maintain their vagina and their life. Wow, I never thought of that.

Greg Glassman (23:48):

It starts with the shut the fuck up. You don’t want the trouble. It’s that way in Santa Cruz. Hey, we were just talking about Rob Wolf. Rob Wolf on becoming an affiliate, went to the SBA on his campus in Chico,

Sevan Matossian (24:07):

Student something union,

Greg Glassman (24:09):

Small business administration. And an advisor was looking at the website and told him that all the American flags and the guns and the soldiers all had to go, that the whole thing was jingoistic. And Rob came to me and asked me if I knew that the flags and all the guns and all the soldiers were bad for our business,

Sevan Matossian (24:34):

Jingoistic, extreme patriotism, especially in the form of aggressive or warlike foreign policy. Wow.

Caleb Beaver (24:42):

Derogatory even.

Sevan Matossian (24:44):

So having flags and guns.

Caleb Beaver (24:49):

Wow. Incredible

Sevan Matossian (24:53):

Eaton Beaver. Good morning, coach Sevy and Caleb.

Caleb Beaver (24:59):

Good morning. Hey, Eaton

Sevan Matossian (25:01):

Braylin, tender at fitness competitors is competitive. CrossFit a fruitful effort. It’s all competitive. That’s what the stopwatch does, right? I mean, whether it’s with yourself or someone else.

Greg Glassman (25:16):

Yeah. Almost anything you can measure, you can race. Right? What’s the realization,

Sevan Matossian (25:30):

I’m going to show you this video. So you don’t think anyone goes back once someone’s red pilled, they don’t want to be put back into the

Greg Glassman (25:39):

No. It’ll happen one item at a time. I mean, watch the evolution of RFK Junior. It becomes easier to do. You eventually develop this sensibility where you go, that sounds like some bullshit. Double speak,

Sevan Matossian (25:56):

Right? He started with, Hey, something’s up with these vaccines. And then it just spreads to like, Hey, something’s up with,

Greg Glassman (26:05):

Recently the Department of Defense announced that these right wing rumors of Travis Kelsey and Swift were false and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they were never employed by the DOD. And it sounded so odd to me that I could only come to one conclusion, but I first had to hit it by Jim Wag, right? This is what Jimmy says, and I go, Jimmy, DOD announced today that Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift were never on their payroll, and that these are right wing bullshit rumors. And he goes, yeah, that’s what we used to do when it was the d oj, we’d have the DOD say they had nothing to do with it. And I go, that was exactly what I thought I was hearing. That’s exactly what I thought. There was Department of Homeland Security or Health and Human Services, another department. There was no need for DOD to deny them on a payroll

Caleb Beaver (27:08):

Department of Energy.

Sevan Matossian (27:12):

So as soon as they start doing that, that’s almost like, huh?

Greg Glassman (27:17):

It’s a weird protestation. It’s weird protesting.

Sevan Matossian (27:27):

I haven’t looked into the Diddy stuff,

Greg Glassman (27:29):

Jonas. It’s Nick Jonas saying, I’ve never been sponsored by Coca-Cola. And I got a picture of the fucker sitting there in front of a Coca-Cola wallpaper with his fucking brothers. And it turns out no. Coca-Cola sponsored the Jonas Brothers tour, not him. The tour. Very clever. You learn the pattern of lies, it jumps out at you.

Sevan Matossian (27:59):

Oh, yeah, you can just look up Nick Jonas. And

Greg Glassman (28:03):

That’s what I did. I put it into Google and I found 4,000 images of him. And I’m going to guess his agent’s not letting him sit in front of that fucking wallpaper without something, right?

Sevan Matossian (28:17):

Yeah, yeah, for sure. And there’s the glue. Yeah.

Greg Glassman (28:23):

And I know that’s why he weighed in on the diabetes thing. He got his chain yanked by his keepers.

Sevan Matossian (28:30):

I remember when he denied that Nick Jonas has been a part of many advertisements like Bayer Diet Coke, Dexcom, and many other brands. Oh, it wasn’t Coke Greg. It was Diet Coke. Massive.

Greg Glassman (28:46):

We used the image. It was,

Sevan Matossian (28:48):

I saw that image too. I was just looking for it. Yeah, that was wild. God, what a douche.

Greg Glassman (29:01):

I got that. I got thousands of letters from what Luster had told me, had called the T one terrorist moms and the American dietician or dietetics, whatever the hell they call themselves now, can get the American Diabetes Association, get them all to send letters and tell them what to write. And

Sevan Matossian (29:22):

They’ll say, I remember that. They showed up on the blog too. Do you remember that?

Greg Glassman (29:27):

I got 5,000 emails overnight. It was the greatest thing, and it was the easiest thing to build filters for. That was actually fun. I got where I could actually make ’em stop completely. Anything about your kid, type one diabetes, boom, it went in the bucket and they filled up so fast. It was super cool.

Sevan Matossian (29:47):

Yeah. For those of you who don’t know how that works, when Greg had a little tussle with Jonas publicly, the blog, the CrossFit blog, crossfit.com filled also, and the comment section was, shit.

The above transcript is generated using AI technology and therefore may contain errors.

Check out our other posts.