Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Canceled. Is that what it is? My client? I don’t even know. Why haven’t I been using this?
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Oh shit, I shut up.
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Well, son of a bitch and sc god, I dunno what to do. I don’t know what to do. I know what to do. I don’t know what
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To do. Good morning, me.
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Hi babe.
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God.
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Hey. So here’s the deal. I’m supposed to pick Greg up from the airport at maybe,
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Oh, that’s right.
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But I don’t know. I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know if he, what? There’s some complications. So I called him. When he calls me, I’ll answer and then I’ll keep you posted. But I do want to go to the skate park with the boys, but I’ll figure it out in the next 30
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Minutes. Okay?
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Just
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Let me know.
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Alright? I love you.
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Okay, love you.
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Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
Sevan Matossian (02:13):
Alright. Fuck. Alright. Someone sent me a, where is that? Someone sent me something saying that Trump, some ladies come out that Trump Diddled in 1993. Where is that? Where’s the Trump diler? Where is that? Is it on my Instagram? Lemme see. Maybe I’ll just look for the news story. Trump News grope. I think he was accused of groping a woman in 1993. Oh, the Daily Beast, six foot one beauty queen accuses Trump of grabbing her body everywhere. I don’t even know if this is a reliable news source. Yet another woman has come forward yet another to accuse Donald Trump of groping or bringing the total number of sexual misconduct allegations to the GOP candidate up to 28 on video. We’ve watched Biden have 28. What the fuck are they? We have video footage speaking to the daily male, Swiss former beauty page agent contest. Beatrice Koel said the Trump jumped on her when she met him in 1993. Now listen, if he jumped on you, you’d be fucking dead.
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She was runner up to Ms. Switzerland, participated in Miss Europe in 1992. She told the male, she evidently put her on Trump’s radar. The new businessman offered her an all expenses paid trip to New York and the New Jersey for Donald Trump America Dream pageant. November of the following year, she recalled during an event at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan. Cool. Told the mail Trump approached her. We talked for so long that everybody was staring at us. She said a good 10 minutes, if not 15. Ooh, yeah, that’s a long time. I couldn’t believe he was so fond of me.
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Later, one of Trump’s employees came up to her and said, Trump wanted a private meeting. As the mail puts it, Kool agreed and accompanied him to one of the big suites upstairs. She said she thought he just wanted to talk, but as soon as she entered the room, she continued. He jumped on me. I just had time to turn. I was not prepared. I tried to do what I could to get rid of him. He kissed me on the lips and on the neck. He tried to lift my dress. She added. He was grabbing and touching my body everywhere he could.
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Kool believes, believes her height. Six one was the only thing that allowed her to escape Trump’s grasp. She said she deescalated the situation by asking if they could talk first, at which point Trump allegedly reverted to his best behavior. Wait a second. So a guy tried to kiss you and lift up your dress and you said, can we talk first? And he went on to his best behavior. They proceeded to chat for the next half hour. She said, during which Trump offered to help bring her to the US as a student. He asked me to agree to see him again. I said yes, because I didn’t want to be in trouble. He asked me if I’m mad. I said No. I had to find something diplomatic. She said. It was the beginning of the page and I had an entire week to stay there.
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I was in a foreign country. I was scared I could not go home. I could not come back. She provided her dress, which had President Trump semen stains on it. Oh, no, no. That was Bill Clinton. Sorry. I got my president’s messed up. That was Bill Clinton who had the semen stain. Listen, this article goes on to say, Trump denied the allegations, unequivocally false, just as he denied others. He faced up to and including those of writer Eugene Carroll, whose sexual assault complaints against Trump in New York Court has twice found credible. Do you guys know who Eugene Carroll is? She’s the girl who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her. I think it was in a dressing room, which matches the exact and identical accusations of what happened in an LA law episode prior to her making those accusations and the chicks bat shit crazy. I’m not saying that to disparaging. She’s batshit crazy. She’s a complete blue hair. It’s fucking nuts. Is this a no comment show? What do you mean? Fuck you? How about that? I don’t really know what’s going on. We were supposed to have a guest today and he’s in the military and he got called up to do something, and so we will be rescheduling him.
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It’s going to be a crazy show. Then my kids, basically, I got up early thinking the show was at seven, not paying attention to the 200 times Susa told me it had been moved to eight. Then I went on at eight and then I’m thinking to myself, well shit, maybe I should just do a half hour show and take my kids skating. So I don’t know. I saw a comment up here. What was someone saying? Augustus think Ms. Brandon is fully crashing out. I spoke to her yesterday on the phone. She FaceTimed me. I was in my minivan with the boys.
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We had a very brief conversation. She was trying to unfuck some of the discussion that I had with Taylor Self the day before, and she called a few of my, or at least one of my other colleagues. The thing is, I realized something last night. My priorities are so different than most. I mean, not most of you in the chat, I think have the same priorities as me. Dude, Danielle, Brandon is not voting for Kamala. She’s voting for Trump. I’m telling you. Oh, she called you three times too. Jesus. Holy cow. Yeah, maybe she is. I dunno what it means to crash out, but maybe she is crashing out. The thing is, I was thinking last night I went trick or treating with the boys and I was thinking of the priorities of things on my life, the things I prioritize, and the fact that I wanted to make sure my boys’ flashlights had batteries, and that’s such a more high priority for me, but for whatever’s going on in her life is so real to her.
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And I thought when you have kids, the bar of safety shit, the bar of relativity of what’s important and not important really changes compared to the general public. So your dog could die, your favorite tree in your yard could die. You could have crashed your car, you could get fired, you could find out one of your parents died. I mean, all this bad shit can happen. But then if on this whole other end you put that your child’s healthy and no one’s didd, your kid, all that other shit does not matter. I wish I could draw it to scale and then there’s nothing in between that. So soon as I, Mr. Dragon, how are you? Good to see you buddy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our only Camelo voter, right? Is that true? Tell me, Mr. Dragon. Be honest. You’re welcome here. This is a safe space for all camelo voters. Oh, crashed out means to go insane or do something stupid via urban dictionary. Yeah. What’s weird is my dog died and I didn’t really think it was a big deal. I was in the car with it for seven hours. It was in my wife’s lap and we handed it back and forth when she had to get out to go to the bathroom or when we pumped gas. Maybe I teared up a little bit, but when I got home and I had to dig the hole and bury it, I cried like a motherfucker. Dude, Mr. Dragon, you better care if you’re from the uk. You better care. Mr. Lang. Hi Mr. Lang. I’ll give you on Tuesday’s show, I’ll definitely send you a link.
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Oh, okay, okay, okay. Okay. I’m going take the boys skating in Sunnyvale then. Hey, so if you’re in the uk, it’s 4:00 PM for you. Okay, well, that’s nice. That’s good to have you here. Yeah, that attaboy, attaboy go Trump. That’s what I like to hear. Brandon Waddell. Digging the hole in the yard in the yard is hard, but covering them up with dirt is harder. Yeah, that part was hard. That part I started sobbing to where I couldn’t see snot was coming out of my nose. That was weird. That part was weird. You’re right. Digging the hole and burying him. That was the weird part.
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Yeah. So I spoke to Danielle. We chatted about some stuff. She had some stuff she wanted to share with me regarding the details of what Mr. Self and I were talking about, and then I asked her why she doesn’t come on the show. I go, Hey, what happened? Why don’t you come on the show? I’m paraphrasing, and I could be wrong and I apologize, Danielle, but I think she said she doesn’t respect me because I disrespected rad. I think that’s why I disrespected something that she really respects, which is rad, and therefore she doesn’t come on the show.
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I was like, okay, there’s that. I don’t really do the respect game. That’s not one of my metrics, respect and disrespect. So many people have not respected me in my life that it’s like I was like, all right, I’m not going to use that as a metric. I did work with a ton of military guys a ton when I worked at CrossFit and respect is really important to them, and I saw the fact that their need to be respected was their Achilles heel. It was their total weakness. So I was pretty glad that I had figured that out early on in life. That wasn’t a metric that I was going to use respect or disrespect. I was always going to try to respect people, but if someone didn’t respect me, I wasn’t going to hold that against them or make it anything that affected me. I was like, no, I’m not doing that game. No one respects me. Jesus Christ, if respect was my thing, you know what I mean? I would be so vulnerable.
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Oh, Jake Chapman, I respect all the five foot Armenian men. I know. Well, that’s cool. I think she blocked all of the savvy followers. I have other reports that she’s not coming on the show for other reasons too. Who knows? But my feeling was this, here’s the thing. I thought she enjoyed tussling and that none of this was a big deal to her, and it was just all fun and games, but I don’t think it is. Somehow, I think it’s gotten into her, you know what I mean? For her, it’s like the equivalent of her kid got di hold. I think she’s shooken, shooken, shaken, shooken. I think she got shook a little and I can’t even fathom that. Right? Super hot, super fit. Super appears to be fun on ig. Cool. I mean, from the outside it looks like she has the, you know what I mean?
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All this stuff would just be noise and stuff for her to dip down and play with and then pull back up and ascend into the heavens where the goddesses hang out. But I guess it’s not like that for, so I went to Europe. I dunno. The first time I went to Europe, I went to Germany and I was there with a friend and we met his family members who lived there, and I was, I dunno, 20 years old or something. And they took us out to breakfast and we just got off the plane and I was in my nice clothes, a pair of khakis and a button up shirt, and they took us out to breakfast and I ordered a hard boiled egg and the hard boiled egg, they’re like, Hey, you eat the hard boiled egg like this. You eat it with a spoon in Germany. And I was like, oh, that’s trippy. So I hit the hard boiled egg and when I hit it, the yolk flew out on my shirt and everyone started laughing and I was so fucking angry.
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I was like so pissed. And I found out that in Germany, hard boiled egg doesn’t mean it’s hard boiled. They put it in this little, it’s like a stand that holds just an egg perfectly, and the egg sits in it upright, and then you eat it with a spoon and it’s still soft. And in hindsight, that’s where I was at in life. Now that shit would, yeah, they’re laughing at me. I don’t know if it was there laughing at me. I think I was upset because I cared about my presentation and I had egg all over my clothes. It could have been, I don’t think I cared if they laughed at me. At that point, I had accepted that I wanted to be funny. Oh, it’s called a soft oil egg, whatever. But now that would never phase me in fucking a hundred million fucking years. A bird could shit on me now and I would go like that and taste it to make my kids laugh. I don’t give a fuck. And so I have to remember that there’s other people who are I, there was a point in my life when I was fragile like that, and I have to just remember, I’ve come to a place just imagine if the only thing I care about is that my kids are safe, then it’s like, I mean, it’s so hard to fucking phase me at all.
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So I’ve been reflecting on that today as I think of what Danielle’s going through, just how easy my, because I’ve dumped all that part of Seon is, and yeah, all that part of Seon is gone. You know what I mean? I realize that I need to at least need to be aware that there’s other people still in that space existing. That level of consciousness is probably the vast majority of people. Stevon, did you know that in the eighth grade, hunter McIntyre caught sniffing the toilet paper after he wiped this kid’s name? Brandon saw it and told the whole school. Wow, I’ve never done that, but I could see myself doing that.
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I don’t think it’s the victim mindset. V and D, V, V as in Victor, N as in N as in oh, oh, V as in Victor, N as in Nathaniel, Nigeria, V as in Victor, N as in Nigeria, D as in Dick, K as in K as in kk, K and eight, the number eight.com, VNDK eight.com. I don’t think it’s just that your identity is so fucking big. You use so much energy to preserve a certain kind of identity or self-image, a self-image, and at some point in your life, well, first of all, there’s never any happiness there, just so you know.
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And it just makes you so vulnerable. It’s trying to protect, just trying to protect too much landmass. Seon, did you see that your BMX friend was hanging out with Miss Horvat, the fittest woman? Oh no. I guess not. Fittest woman in the world. I think K’S with a C. Theresa Kuck is not KUCK. I think so anyway, so I don’t even know if I want to don’t, I probably shouldn’t even, I should probably just stick to talking about nice titties and dudes with great shoulders and James Sprague looking like Magnum pi, a straight version of Magnum pi, and I should probably take her out of the, you know what I mean? She probably doesn’t belong in the, I probably shouldn’t do any more material on her. You know what I mean?
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Probably. I mean, just out of, what’s the word? Respect the word. I don’t believe in just out of respect. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Dixon Sider S’S going soft. I don’t know if I’m going soft. I don’t know. The great Brent Falkowski retired. I don’t even know what that means. He writes, lemme tell you what he writes here. I want to play with people. I don’t want to ask pound people. I had no idea she was going to go into a tailspin. You know what I mean? I don’t want to, yeah, she isn’t handling it. Just leave her alone. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
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I would make fun of Heidi’s Halloween costume. I wouldn’t make fun of one of my son’s Halloween costumes. Although my sons have such crazy high emotional iq, it’s fucking nuts. They’re so rooted in who they are right now that it’s really hard to disturb them. Brent Falkowski, after 12 years in competing in the sport, the 2024 Rogan Invitational will be my last competition. It’s been a tough decision knowing I’m still at my best and improving. But the excitement for a new set of challenges far outweighs any sadness I have. Saying goodbye to this chapter of my life, the level of focus I gave while competing, I can now put into what is setting my soul on fire, improving the sport via the professional fitness association, which competes with the professional fitness athlete group pfa, to help the next generation have it even better than I did.
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Don’t expect me to give anything less than 100% next week at the Rogue Invitational. I plan to go out with the bang. Oh, he goes on here. But more importantly, I would like to tell you that I could have not done any of this without the creation of CrossFit by Greg Glassman. What Greg Glassman has done by creating CrossFit as a cure for the world’s most vexing problem. And let me participate at the tip of the spear as the fittest human beings with the fittest human beings alive has been nothing but an honor and a privilege to be involved in something that has had such a global impact on helping so many people save their lives and cure people of chronic disease and give people more days on planet Earth with their kids and their loved ones. I cannot thank you enough, Greg and CrossFit. I’m sorry that I left on a bad note and that I’ve having this pressure against Dave Castro, the creator of the games, because without him, I have nothing.
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Love Brent. Wow. Holy shit. I cannot believe how thoughtful that is. I had Brent all wrong. Oh my God. Oh, it goes on. Sorry. There’s more. There’s more. There’s more. Sorry. There’s more. To the 10,000 affiliates remaining on planet Earth, I will also do everything in my power to make you successful, to help you increase your earnings, and to be a great representative of the sport. I know without the CrossFit affiliates that the sport would be nothing today, and it would’ve been nothing in the past. Thank you. And I plan on signing up to becoming a CrossFit affiliate member and possibly an owner in the very near future. Holy shit. Holy shit. Wow. I had you all wrong, Brent. I thought you were a self-serving fucking piece of shit. So wow. This guy may even be straight. He may even like girls. I may have had him totally wrong. I thought he was a narcissistic homosexual. Wow, that’s crazy. That is fucking nuts. I apologize. I want to apologize.
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I want to apologize to Brent and all of Canada for my total misunderstanding of who you are. Sorry brother. Yeah, and I also want to say that you do have a nicer body than Brandon Luckett. I was wrong. Wow. You know me so well. I’m really tired besides my kids. The second best thing I love in life is a beautiful set of tits and I’m watching Dexter and Quinn, one of the cops is banging this reporter. And God, I’m just not into skinny chicks so much, but man, this chick has the nicest little titties. It’s crazy.
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It’s just nuts. It’s so cool. Titties are so great. I love women. You guys are so what a wonderful, that’s the only proof that there’s God, that he made a flower, that as a man I can deepen so deeply. I can cry with you. I can ejaculate with you. I can have aspirations with you. I can think of the future, the past. We can make kids together. I mean, what a blessing. The human female form programming me perfectly to appreciate the female form the female body. What a blessed program. I have to not be one of those people that is offended by vagina or breasts or any part of the female form. Just absolute love for it. Yeah, but just be balls deep in it. Just want to gobble it all up.
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Yeah, I can deepen. Thank you, Heidi. I don’t think there should be a question right there. I can deepen so deeply with the female form and female intellect. What a treasure my programming is, and then also to have that creature to in abundance on the planet too. And then after indulging in the abundance to bond with one female that is my wife and really appreciate it in its fullest bottomless depth. You just realize at some point you just can’t get close enough to it. Oh yeah. Basically a normal human male. Yeah. Thank you men. Give me the ick. Yeah, you guys got it fucked up. Yeah. You guys got the raw end of the deal. What can I say? Yes. Did you steal any candy from the boys? You know what happened is two days before I went to a candy store in town and I bought a bag of black licorice and I ate it, and I have not felt really, I have not felt good in two days from eating all that black licorice. So yesterday one of my boys did give me a Reese’s Peanut buttercup, and I just threw it away. I did not eat it. That was kind of hard, but I mean, that’s how great women are. I would trade a thousand Reese’s peanut butter cups to watch my wife do the dishes, wearing her morning attire.
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Maybe by the white licorice. The black licorice is so black licorice. Is gayest candy ever? No. Well, I like black licorice because I don’t like it. Do you know what I mean? It’s so weird and it’s crazy. I gave my kid a piece and he’s like, oh, this is so weird. He’s like, I like it, but it’s so weird. And I was like, yeah, yeah. I love women so much. It’s crazy. The shitty part is that so many of them are crazy. That’s the shitty part. But whatever. What you going to do? I’m not being, they just are. Oh, you don’t like black licorice? Maybe it’s that Asian palette. Oh, that’s a cool outfit on you, Judy. You look great in that. Holy shit. Look at you girl. Ow. Nice. I.
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