Riddles, Lies & Stories | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Bam, we’re live. Hey, I’m going to see if I can send Tim Murray a link this morning.

Mattew Souza (00:09):

Oh, okay, cool.

Sevan Matossian (00:11):

Yeah. Shit, I could do that right now. I just want to see how he’s doing. Yeah, I could do

Mattew Souza (00:16):

It too. You want me to send it too?

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

He’s in the, oh yeah. We don’t start again until 11 eastern time. Oh yeah, yeah. Send it to him. Okay. Hey guys, this is going to be a little cryptic. I’m trying to figure out how to share this. You’ll send it to him?

Mattew Souza (00:31):

Yeah, I’ll send it right

Sevan Matossian (00:31):

Now. Okay. You the man. Thanks. Su. This is going to be a little cryptic what I’m about to say to you, but I think there’s some value in it. I’m a crazy, crazy trusting guy. I don’t even know if trusting is the right word. Even as I get older and older, don’t do the for a long time, I don’t really do the respect metric. I don’t do respect or disrespect as a metric. I don’t need respect and it’s kind of hard to get your head wrapped around that if you live in this world of duality where you think, then the opposite is you think that without respect there has to be disrespect. I also don’t live in that world, right? So if you are not evolved enough as a human being to realize that you don’t have to do one or the other, then what I’m saying isn’t for you probably yet. Go get crackers or something. Now it’s time to take a break. The same thing with trust. As I get older and older, trust becomes less and less important to me. That being said, if I’m the coach of the 49 ERs and you’re the Chicago Bears, no, I’ll be the Chicago Bears. That’s better, right? Yeah. If I’m the Chicago Bears and you’re the 49 ERs and a guy on my team is telling the 49 ERs our playbook, you’ll not be on my team anymore.


It’s a bad look. A bad look. It’s just a bad look and I’m not worried about it because Oh boy. Oh boy, and I’m not worried about it. It’s you. It’s your your reputation. Oh, I think I saw dude, I think I was watching, is it Joe Rogan’s podcast and I saw how they were doing their mics. I’m always fiddling with my mic. They have their mics so different than ours. I’m going to fuck with my shit after the show. The way they’ve chosen these angles on this thing is so different than the way I choose mine. Oh, by the way, next time you come here, I have so much shit to give you if you want new mics and shit. Not that your shit sounds bad, but I kind of don’t want that shit in my office anymore. Yeah, well appreciate. It’s not so much the mics, it’s the arms and the configuration. Mr. Rambler. Oh, there he is. There he is. Hey dude,

Tim Murray (03:23):

What’s up?

Sevan Matossian (03:24):

What’s up? Did you start Tim Murray at wheel wide Live correspondent?

Tim Murray (03:32):

Yeah, we start at 11 for the next, which is like a three max deadlift.

Sevan Matossian (03:38):

And what event number is that?

Tim Murray (03:42):

This was not seven. It’ll be event number seven.

Sevan Matossian (03:47):

Okay, so you’ve done six. What place are you in?

Tim Murray (03:49):

I’m in first by one point going into after today or going after yesterday.

Sevan Matossian (03:57):

Your tell us how you did. Can you tell us event? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. How you, did you got any first places?

Tim Murray (04:03):

See, I got first and the swimming this morning. That was the first event.

Sevan Matossian (04:07):

Oh, we were talking about that, right? Because you were like, shit, I haven’t swam in a long time, but you swam in high school, so you riding a bike, you got in, you did good. Yeah,

Tim Murray (04:16):

I mean the 75 meters was a little long, but I mean once I got to it, it was fine. Then second, how

Sevan Matossian (04:24):

Close was second place? How close was second place?

Tim Murray (04:29):

He maybe half a length behind me.

Sevan Matossian (04:32):

So what’s that half your body length? Like two feet behind you? So

Tim Murray (04:36):

Close half the pool length, so like a 25

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Yard pole. Okay. You kicked ass. You kicked ass. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Event two.

Tim Murray (04:45):

Event two. I finished Second event. Two was what was two? Event two was a 300 meter row with 25 snatches, three rounds for time. I finished second by like three seconds.

Sevan Matossian (05:02):

Who won?

Tim Murray (05:03):


Sevan Matossian (05:04):

Mikey swoosh. Keeping it close. Go Mike. Alright,

Tim Murray (05:09):

And then I got second in the next event. Which one was that one? They’re all starting to run together. I can’t remember

Sevan Matossian (05:17):

Exactly which one. Maybe Su will find the third event at wheel wad somewhere. He’s looking as he sips a foofy drink in his little tiny. That’s nice looking. Well, espresso action here. Hey, so after the third event, you’re saying you weren’t in first place?

Tim Murray (05:33):

No, he had me by, I was two points I think.

Sevan Matossian (05:37):

So you guys are clearly the number one and number two? Yeah. Okay. I have

Tim Murray (05:42):

11 points. He has 12 and then the next guy has I think 18.

Sevan Matossian (05:47):

Okay, so wad two was Randy plus and then wad three was I think maybe you Oh, oh, I think maybe you passed. Oh no you didn’t. Oh, lower back, upper back, upper something, lower something. Keep going to where it says short stature Neuro short stature. A rep begins with bar on the ground in front of the athlete. Athlete will lift bar up, rack position rep is counted. Oh, it’s a clean.

Tim Murray (06:17):

Yeah, it was clean. So we picked our own weight and then did as many reps as we could in the three minutes I think. Yeah, we had two minutes to figure out our weight and then three minutes to start the competition

Sevan Matossian (06:32):

And what was it for a max clean?

Tim Murray (06:34):

Yeah, I did one 10 for 36 reps.

Sevan Matossian (06:40):

Damn. Oh, because it’s total pounds moved.

Tim Murray (06:44):

Total pounds moved. Yeah, so I did one 10 for 36, which was like 39 and change 39, 60 I think.

Sevan Matossian (06:52):

Did you get any? No reps?

Tim Murray (06:54):

No. I got maybe one,

Sevan Matossian (06:58):

But I knew

Tim Murray (06:58):

It before I did it.

Sevan Matossian (07:03):

And he beat you on that one? He got you. You took second.

Tim Murray (07:06):

He did 1 0 5 for 40 reps.

Sevan Matossian (07:08):


Tim Murray (07:08):

So right away for more reps. So it was close.

Sevan Matossian (07:13):

Okay. Four, workout four.

Tim Murray (07:16):

Four was a rope climb with a sled pool and double unders I believe.

Sevan Matossian (07:24):

How’d you do? They don’t have it. I

Tim Murray (07:27):

Think that was four. We ended up tying in that one. I had one more. If I would’ve gotten one more rope climb, I would’ve him

Sevan Matossian (07:40):

No shit.

Tim Murray (07:41):

Yeah, it was

Sevan Matossian (07:42):

Okay, so five must event five. You crushed then?

Tim Murray (07:47):


Sevan Matossian (07:48):

What was that

Tim Murray (07:49):

Then? Five was, oh, it was basically 4:00 AM wraps. Four four minute am wraps. It started with a max meter row. He ended up getting me by six meters on that and then the next one, so we had four minutes and then two minute rests and then he got four minutes on a, it was push jerk or no, not a push. Press 10, push press five burpees and then go as often as you could at 75 pounds. He got me on that one. Then the next one was burpee or box get overs. I got him by one rep on that and then a max farmer.

Sevan Matossian (08:28):

Gary, how high is the box? Please tell me. 48 inches. Please tell me.

Tim Murray (08:33):

It was about 20 inches.

Sevan Matossian (08:34):

Fuck those guys. They need fucking porch for you. They needed the boxes to be taller than the dudes. Okay, go on. I’ll talk to them. I’ll talk to them for next year. It needs to be a spectacle. They need to look at it and the people need to be like, oh, that’s fucked. Yeah. And then you did a event six too.

Tim Murray (08:59):

Yeah. Event six was, what was six? No, six was this morning. It was a, we have rain going on, so they moved it inside. It was a run, so it was like a weighted carry. So we ran three rounds of 400 meters with a 25 pound plate for the first 400, A 15 pound. Where

Sevan Matossian (09:20):

That, do you put that

Tim Murray (09:24):

Wherever I felt comfortable, I tried to carry You moved it and then off to the side. I even put it on my shoulder for a bit. Just whatever was comfortable at that time.

Sevan Matossian (09:37):

And then what’s your deadlift going to be, you think?

Tim Murray (09:42):

Three wraps, maybe 2 75, I’m hoping.

Sevan Matossian (09:45):


Tim Murray (09:46):

I’m hoping to get that today.

Sevan Matossian (09:49):

And Mikey’s strong as shit, right?

Tim Murray (09:51):

Yeah, so that’ll be a good one. Then our last one is like a dry try of ski.

Sevan Matossian (10:00):

I did a dry try last night. My wife will have nothing to do with it,

Tim Murray (10:03):


Sevan Matossian (10:04):

Anyway. You did a what? A ski? What?

Tim Murray (10:07):

It’ll be a ski. It’s 12 calorie ski, 15 calorie row and then a 12 calorie bike for time with a seven minute cap.

Sevan Matossian (10:19):

Hey, when you do the deadlift comp, will you two be next to each other and will the crowd see that? Will the crowd be

Tim Murray (10:26):

I’m in lane one. He’s in lane two all weekend.

Sevan Matossian (10:30):

That’s on. I’m going to go to wheel wad right now. That’s on their YouTube.

Tim Murray (10:34):

Yeah, streamed live. Every event’s been live.

Sevan Matossian (10:39):

I wonder if wheel wad, if I came on live to watch that shit and streamed it on my channel if they’d be pissed or if they’d be like, Hey, thank you. Interesting. You know what I mean? Wouldn’t that be fun to come on today prior to the UFC fight and fucking cheer Mikey on, I mean, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. We’re Tim. We’re Tim, sorry. Got fuck for a second. Let me see. Oh, so they’re not live now because I’m on the No, because

Tim Murray (11:06):

They just ended, the last group just went, so we won’t go live again until 11 eastern.

Sevan Matossian (11:12):

Okay, I’m going to try it. David Attaway for Tim’s CEO shirt to wear on the podium. Okay. Yeah, we got to send you some CEO shirts. Hey, will you text me your address when we’re off and then I’ll send it to Travis and get you some CEO shirts. You’re large or tell me what other size

Tim Murray (11:27):

You’re I’m a medium, but yeah.

Sevan Matossian (11:30):


Tim Murray (11:30):

I swim in large now.

Sevan Matossian (11:33):

Alright. Hey dude, I know you’re there by yourself. We’ll be watching at 11 kick ass. Love you dude. Thanks for checking in. A lot of athletes won’t do that. I really appreciate you doing that. It’s cool for you to let us talk to you in the middle of a competition. No,

Tim Murray (11:46):

I appreciate it. Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (11:48):

Yeah, for sure brother. Alright dude, good luck. Thanks,

Tim Murray (11:50):

Sam. See

Sevan Matossian (11:51):

You. Tim Murray fittest, short stature athlete in the 2023 CrossFit Games going out at a wheel wad today, 11:00 AM Wait, let’s try to do that.

Mattew Souza (12:04):

Yeah, I’ll put a little, I’ll remember.

Sevan Matossian (12:06):

Okay, I’ll remember too. I’m going to do a note. Your

Mattew Souza (12:08):

Website was kind of screwed. I was on their competition day and it had those first few descriptions of the workout and then it just ended with heat times and then I go to their leaderboard and then the leaderboard had a bunch of the stuff for the workouts at the end.

Sevan Matossian (12:21):

I think I have Kevin Oars phone number in my phone. Lemme see. And

Mattew Souza (12:24):

Website is so important for these things.

Sevan Matossian (12:27):

I do have his phone number. Okay. I’ll text him after the show and be like, Hey, can we steal your stream?

Mattew Souza (12:33):


Sevan Matossian (12:35):

See what he says

Mattew Souza (12:38):

After we’ve done it or before.

Sevan Matossian (12:41):

Good question. So I wanted to let you guys know something. This is just straight big dick stuff. If you don’t like bragging, also now could be a time to take a break. I personally love bragging. We did two affiliate shows. We did one two nights ago, Matt, Susan, and I with a Josh Honeycutt from Alien Species CrossFit,

Mattew Souza (13:10):

No Species CrossFit.

Sevan Matossian (13:13):

It’s two words something. Anyway, it’s a gym in Detroit, which is just kind of can’t even believe a gym can succeed in Detroit. And that show was massive for us. That show has over 20,000 views, over 10,000 on YouTube and over 10,000 on iTunes and Spotify. And when you think about why those shows are so big, those shows are just talking about affiliate fees and L two Oh we love Oh, new species.

Mattew Souza (13:40):


Sevan Matossian (13:40):

Species. We know you love bragging. Okay, good. You’re here for it. So those shows, you just have to imagine how many affiliates were listening. In hindsight, I wish we would’ve done a poll.

Mattew Souza (13:52):


Sevan Matossian (13:53):

How many of you guys are, why would anyone who’s not an affiliate listen to that? Unless you’re already listening to the show. So you have the regular listeners who just want to just hear the crazy whatever. They’re just here for it. And then I don’t know if there’s 13,000 affiliates, you think 5,000 of them listened to that show two nights ago and then again last night?

Mattew Souza (14:15):

Yeah, I do.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

When we did the show, people around us in our circle were like, Hey, you guys, as soon as that announcement was made, you guys should go live. And I was like, no, we’re good. We’ll go at three or four. And Susan and I were totally calm and everyone’s like, no, no, you need to go now before anyone else goes. And I’m like, dude, it does not matter. It does not matter when we go, everyone can scoop us. I don’t care who gets the story first. I don’t care who gets to talk to Don, I don’t give a fuck because I’m so confident in this show is being the place where the real talk is and the fun talk. You get a little, some penis jokes in there mixed in with some serious shit

Mattew Souza (14:57):

Sprinkled in.

Sevan Matossian (14:58):

Yeah, everyone likes some boobs

Mattew Souza (15:01):

And we’re judging that too by the number of people that reached out to us who are affiliates through dmm. Oh

Sevan Matossian (15:06):

Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (15:08):

Yeah, so that’s why when you were saying, Hey, do you think 5,000 people watching that were affiliates? And I was like, yeah, that’s why too. Because we have that huge sample size of people that wrote in that said they’d be watching everything else.

Sevan Matossian (15:21):

Oh, let’s, let’s see if the phone works.

Mattew Souza (15:24):

Oh, Hiller,

Sevan Matossian (15:26):

This is Hiller calling,

Mattew Souza (15:30):

Not rushing as a power move.

Sevan Matossian (15:32):

Oh. Oh, is that you said, okay. Yeah. Good. Thank you. I like a power move. What’s that? I like a power move. Hiller said not rushing is a power move. I like that. Go ahead. What’s a power

Gabe (15:41):


Sevan Matossian (15:44):

Wearing a shirt that’s too small. What’s up

Mattew Souza (15:46):

Calling the shots.

Gabe (15:47):

What’s up man? It’s Gabe. I’m at a jethro’s, Jim.

Sevan Matossian (15:50):

Oh no shit.

Mattew Souza (15:52):

Yeah, it’s his. Yeah man. Hey,

Sevan Matossian (15:54):

Let us send you a link real quick speaking. This is perfect timing.

Gabe (15:58):

Alright, go ahead. Go ahead.

Sevan Matossian (16:00):

Okay, bye.

Mattew Souza (16:01):

You got it. Shit.

Sevan Matossian (16:04):

Shit. So SU’s going to send Gabe from Paper Street Coffee a link so we can see Jethro’s New Gym. The thing is this, man, we are so, I’m just so proud. I’m so humbled. I’m so humbled by the role I play in the community. I’m so humbled by the role the podcast plays in the community. So humble.

Mattew Souza (16:32):


Sevan Matossian (16:33):

I promise to use my platform wisely only for good. Unless Caleb’s not here, then it’s just all fucking hell. Hell, hell, hell the fuck is Caleb? Can we just call Caleb, be like, dude, where the fuck are you?

Mattew Souza (16:50):

Maybe he’s building his way out of the shakin right now. I think he traveled. Didn’t he travel? Here we go. Here we go.

Sevan Matossian (16:57):

Oh, Philip, so you saw the Sev account was back. Wait till you hear the drama behind that. Wait, what kind of kind of

Mattew Souza (17:06):


Sevan Matossian (17:06):

Oh shit. Hey, what’s up dude?

Gabe (17:08):

What’s going on guys? I

Sevan Matossian (17:10):

Realized that crazy. Look at you. If I

Gabe (17:11):

Could do this, does this work?

Sevan Matossian (17:14):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang dude.

Mattew Souza (17:17):

Oh, nice.

Sevan Matossian (17:18):

This is in Long Island, New York. This is a brand new affiliate. Jethro owner Paper Street Coffee is hanging out the couch. Kevin there. You can tell Jetro doesn’t have the heat figured out yet, that’s for sure. By the way people are dressed. Yeah, baby Devon hat on backwards.

Gabe (17:35):

We’re here. We did it

Sevan Matossian (17:40):


Gabe (17:40):


Sevan Matossian (17:46):

Wow. jetro. That’s a real gym player.

Mattew Souza (17:49):

Holy smoke. It looks beautiful.

Jethro (17:51):

It was hard work, but we finally did it. Thanks Gabe.

Mattew Souza (17:56):

Dude, that place looks awesome. Your logo is so sick. The

Jethro (17:59):

First thing I had to do was I had to get a CrossFit logo because a lot of gym’s, so I had to do it. CrossFit, chief Nation, everything’s brand

Sevan Matossian (18:07):

New. Second thing you have to do is pay 4,500 bucks and the third thing is get your L two.

Jethro (18:12):

That’s fine. Everyone should get their L two anyway, but I’m going to be doing it. Hey Fon, look how racist we are. We got a big chief head,

Sevan Matossian (18:20):

A cultural appropriation man. That is nice. I have to have that shirt, man.

Mattew Souza (18:25):

Yeah, that’s a dope logo.

Jethro (18:27):

I’ll send it to you YouTube, Matt, I’ll just do

Mattew Souza (18:29):

One. Lemme scoot it around real quick. Yeah, let’s see it. I think those bay doors that face right out through the front there too.

Sevan Matossian (18:36):

Damn, dude.

Mattew Souza (18:37):

Oh, that’s sick.

Sevan Matossian (18:40):

Oh my goodness.

Mattew Souza (18:42):

That layout’s now. Hey,

Sevan Matossian (18:43):

Can we look out that window? Can you point the camera out the window? I’m curious what’s out there. Will people run out there? Yep. Oh, that is nice. Dude,

Mattew Souza (18:52):

Look at that.

Jethro (18:55):

I just took over Gabe’s phone. Gabe, what a good dude. He came over today all the way from Jersey to be here.

Sevan Matossian (19:01):

Yeah. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (19:02):

Dude, that’s awesome.

Sevan Matossian (19:04):

Oh, Jethro. Hey dude. Thank you for all the support of the show. Always. Congratulations. Thanks. Anything you ever do in the gym that we can pump up, obviously we will love you. Congratulations. If I was closer, I’d join that affiliate dude. Oh, thanks. Like I fucking,

Jethro (19:19):


Sevan Matossian (19:20):

Right. I actually would.

Mattew Souza (19:21):


Jethro (19:22):

Man. Like I said, everything you guys did, everyone in the podcast, even Gabe coming down, everything you guys have been so positive and that’s the main reason why I opened up the gym. And just so everyone knows, take your L one, join an affiliate and no matter what’s going on, the noise in the CrossFit space, just remember it’s all about fitness, all about health. So

Sevan Matossian (19:44):

Awesome brother. Hey, love you. Talk to you soon.

Jethro (19:46):

Love you too. Thanks. Bye.

Mattew Souza (19:47):

Ciao dude.

Sevan Matossian (19:49):


Mattew Souza (19:50):

Dude, that place looks great. He looks like he got such a good location with the way the doors open and you can run out in the parking lot. The ceiling looks like old

Sevan Matossian (19:57):

You car lot, right? He got a used car. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (19:59):

He definitely looked like an old used car light. Oh, you know what? That was probably like an auto shop with the way that was set up with all those bay doors in the ceiling height because usually there’s the car, a car lift and what have you.

Sevan Matossian (20:11):

Tom walk Chevy, give a membership scholarship to his gym. Who would pay for that? I would love to do that. Who’s going to pay for that?

Mattew Souza (20:17):

How does that work, Tom?

Sevan Matossian (20:18):

Yeah, tell me.

Mattew Souza (20:20):

Okay. Scholarship.

Sevan Matossian (20:25):

Yeah. That’s awesome. So the affiliate thing, it’s like I’m so proud of those two shows. I’m proud that it was a, that’s the courtyard that everyone feels comfortable coming to. Someone called me and specifically was like, Hey, why did you go so easy on HQ? And like, Hey, I didn’t go easy on hq. I didn’t go hard on hq. I knew before we did those two shows that I didn’t want to alienate anyone and I wanted it to be a place where people could process shit. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. No, I was just

Mattew Souza (21:07):

Going to say, I don’t think there was an intention to be hard or not hard on hq. I think he was just discussing openly what was happening, right,

Sevan Matossian (21:19):

And take the pulse. I did express my opinion lightly. Su expressed his opinion a little. I want to say, well, Susa deserves to express his opinion a little harder because he’s got skin in the game and yeah, I thought those shows were great. I say this with 100% zero. Humility, CrossFit HQ is so lucky to have us. You fucking guys are so fucking lucky. You are so lucky. Dawn, you are so lucky. Next time you guys are even thinking about inviting me or not inviting me to something, you’re fucking out of your mind. You should fucking kick yourself in the fucking balls as hard as you can. I’m so fucking good to you guys. I’m so good to the space. I say that with zero humility, with complete objective with the presupposition that the success and flourishing of the community is important. You should be fucking sucking my cock. Oh, I got a little more passionate than I thought. Will Branstetter, we can take out small business loans from your podcast. Thank you Will. Solution oriented Bill thinks I should borrow money and give it to Jet. That’s very nice of you. Will fill out the paperwork.

Mattew Souza (22:40):

It’s a 23% interest rate though,

Sevan Matossian (22:44):

Vindicate. The shows were great. I hope HQ listens to them because there are positive and negatives that can be taken from. Yeah, I’m sure they did. Just they would be stupid if they didn’t have the perspective. They shouldn’t worry about someone should be big picture and be like, wow, out. That was really good. That was a good forum. The net gain of those two shows was that people were allowed to process that. Basically HQ stirred the hornet’s nest. And I don’t mean that in a negative way. They had to if they wanted to raise fees and that people got to come somewhere a safe space and process and that’s it. That’s all I’m saying. Yeah, that’s the facts. Yeah. It’s just the facts

Mattew Souza (23:33):

Would’ve been smart for them if Don was here with us.

Sevan Matossian (23:36):

Yeah, it just wouldn’t have been as mean. Yeah. If you and I were ceo, we would’ve played it different. For sure. Yeah. It was good to process it a couple of times with Daddy not in the room, so we could be honest. We could be like, you know what I mean? When he’s not here, I hate him. And then you settle down and you’re like, you really don’t hate daddy. Yeah. Some people got to get that off their chest. Thoroughly impressed by the affiliate owners though. Not one person was a scumbag. I didn’t get one dmm. That was just completely the hardest thing I heard was these guys are corporate stooges. By the way, someone wrote in comments, someone wrote in the comments of the second show that Dave and Nicole and Don are just VC puppets and the VCs puppeteers. That is not true there. No, I don’t know Don well enough. But you will not puppet Dave or Nicole. You may try to put your hand up their ass and get ’em to do a couple little tricks, but you ain’t puppeting them. They’re not like that. They got the Glassman disease. Greg got to ’em. They got it. They’re fully infected.



Mattew Souza (25:00):

Victim mentality. Lost out.

Speaker 6 (25:04):


Sevan Matossian (25:05):

Photoshopped me a picture of De Koon’s wearing a seven Easter shirt. That’s pretty cool.

Mattew Souza (25:11):

That was

Sevan Matossian (25:11):

Cool. Yeah, it It’s a good picture of Koons too, don’t you think?

Mattew Souza (25:15):


Sevan Matossian (25:16):

You guys want to see it?

Speaker 6 (25:23):

Where is it? Oh, here.

Sevan Matossian (25:27):

Oh, it’s so small.

Mattew Souza (25:33):

Is that something call?

Sevan Matossian (25:34):

I hear that echo.

Mattew Souza (25:36):


Sevan Matossian (25:40):

Oh damn. The picture quality on this is horrible, but I’ll show you guys anyway. Let’s see. That’s pretty good, right?

Mattew Souza (25:49):

Oh, there you go. They got sharper. Yeah, that’s great.

Sevan Matossian (25:54):

Hey, what gym is that?

Mattew Souza (25:55):

What a good dude. I don’t know. That’s at one of the summits. That’s the background that they bring with them all over to the place.

Sevan Matossian (26:02):

Well, that’s interesting because you know all that writing behind that is Greg. That’s Jeff Glassman’s.

Mattew Souza (26:11):

I don’t know if that one, I think that’s affiliate owners.

Sevan Matossian (26:16):

No, that one. See that there’s writing on the back of that. It says CrossFit and all of that writing is writing that Greg’s dad did.

Mattew Souza (26:24):

Are you sure that’s the same one? Yeah. It’s not the name of all the affiliates or you’re reading it.

Sevan Matossian (26:28):

I read it.

Mattew Souza (26:29):

Oh no shit.

Sevan Matossian (26:30):

I saw a video of this and I zoomed in. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (26:33):

Oh, no way. Oh yeah, Travis. I did. Thank you. You got the Chicago Bears CEO going today, but it’s cold out here.

Sevan Matossian (26:47):

Oh, let me see that. Let see.

Mattew Souza (26:49):

This is Chicago Bears one. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (26:51):

That’s nice. Hey, you should be happy. I don’t have that one. I don’t think I have that one.

Mattew Souza (26:55):

You don’t have this one? You have this one. I do. Yeah, for sure. And then I got the same one. The same one needed in my mug. Thank you, Travis.

Sevan Matossian (27:03):

Oh, hey Travis. Did you send Travis Bett? Tyson’s dad a CEO EO sweatshirt, because he called me yesterday late at night and he said he was at a pool hall and wearing the CEO shirt and some fucking progressive fucking septum ring wearing fucking blue hair. Half cut came up to him and was yelling at him for wearing it.

Mattew Souza (27:26):

That’s awesome.

Sevan Matossian (27:27):

Yeah. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (27:29):


Sevan Matossian (27:30):

The racist Palestinian killers. Fuck, dude.

Mattew Souza (27:35):

Oh, Jessica wants to make fun of me. It’s California cold. It’s 50 degrees,

Sevan Matossian (27:40):

Dude. It’s cold

Mattew Souza (27:41):

Degrees. It’s freezing.

Sevan Matossian (27:43):

It is fucking cold. And then finally, and then I’ll switch subjects to race relations and abortion and 13-year-old humor. There is a post that Andrew Hiller made yesterday.

Mattew Souza (28:08):

It’s a new post.

Sevan Matossian (28:10):

It is his most recent post and I want to show you. You got

Mattew Souza (28:16):

It. You got to bring

Sevan Matossian (28:17):

Up. Yeah. Thank you. I’m on a roll today. There’s a comment in here that I want to show you guys. Where is that? Anyway, there’s a comment in here that says, why are all these people who are games usually cover the games talking about affiliate stuff. Oh, is it this one? Coach? Here we go. Dude, I’ve been asking the same question. All these games pundits are all having emergency podcasts about affiliate related stuff. It makes me think of mean girls. She don’t even go there. God, I really like that movie Mean Girls. I hope that’s not directed at us at all. Right. I got triggered by it. That’s not directed at us at all.

Mattew Souza (29:17):

Right? What do you mean the mean girls thing?

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

No, I don’t care about that. All these game pundits are having emergency podcasts about affiliate related

Mattew Souza (29:23):

Stuff. No, dude. Okay. We’re not a games pundit.

Sevan Matossian (29:27):

Okay. I mean, we are a games pundit, but we cover the whole community, right?

Mattew Souza (29:31):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It’s not our soul thing. We’re not just on here talking about athletes and CrossFit game stuff.

Sevan Matossian (29:37):

Okay, so that’s not directed at

Mattew Souza (29:38):

Us. No, I don’t think so.

Sevan Matossian (29:42):

No. You’ve always Allegra or no, you’ve always supported affiliates, supported or hated on or whatever. But we talk more like I just want to,

Mattew Souza (29:50):

We had the show when Rosa got let go and we’ve always been doing this stuff

Sevan Matossian (29:54):

And I don’t think spin is a spin is all things CrossFit, right?

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