NEVER Give your Kids a Cell Phone | Live Call In

Caleb Beaver (00:00):

No, I’ve been up for a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (00:04):

When I was a kid, my dad used to wear a cloth diaper on his head in the mornings. I should ask him about that.

Caleb Beaver (00:16):

Was it thin or thick or

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

Just like a regular baby’s cloth diaper? He would put it on his head. I think he did it to hold his hair in place. I think it was part of his hair styling. You know what I mean?

Caleb Beaver (00:27):

Like a durag?

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like a do-rag. Exactly. A do-rag. It would be this white cloth diaper and I’d see him wearing it in the morning and then he would take it off, I mean, pretty quick. You know what I mean? He didn’t go out with it. But what made me think of it just now is I came on the show and I was looking at my hair. I just washed it and I’m like, God, what a fucking shit show. So I put this on to kind of pull it back and then when I take it off, at least the rest of the, that’ll kind of keep it in place. And then when I take it off the rest of the day, it’ll hopefully stay out of my face.

Caleb Beaver (01:06):

Resets it for the day

Sevan Matossian (01:08):

I think. I don’t know.

Caleb Beaver (01:10):

Seems legit.

Sevan Matossian (01:12):

Corey. Thank you. I should make a list right now. I should make a list of the people who’s been I saw, so Jason got paid fee, got paid. I’ll make another list over here. Colton and dLAN have not got paid. How cool. There’s a show. I get to do two things at once. You guys get to see me work in the morning. Oh, can we use this but also see the sponsors?

Caleb Beaver (01:48):

Yeah, I was trying to get back to it. Hold on.

Sevan Matossian (01:51):

I think you can just edit that. Our shape, right? Can’t you just hit edit and then it pulls us up a little bit? Okay. Who else needs money? Oh, Taylor hasn’t been paid. And then there’s this other list of people that have, oh, Lindsay Lane hasn’t been paid. Lindsay Lane, I haven’t heard from her yet. She needs to get my, maybe she feels so bad she doesn’t want to get her thousand bucks.

Caleb Beaver (02:30):

You think so?

Sevan Matossian (02:31):

No, I just wishful thinking. Okay. Alright. That’s kind of easy. I’m trying to think if there’s anyone I’m forgetting. John’s wife sold fucking 70 little Colton piggies or some shit.

Caleb Beaver (02:54):


Sevan Matossian (02:55):

I think so. Holy shit. I think I saw on her Instagram 60, so I just rounded it up. Sean, what’s up dude? For the record, we don’t fucking kiss the blarney stone. It’s only you Americans that fall into that trap.

Caleb Beaver (03:10):


Sevan Matossian (03:11):

I heard your chicks don’t give head either. Is that true?

Caleb Beaver (03:14):


Sevan Matossian (03:16):

Slater. Good morning. It’s weird to say good morning to someone with a fake name, right? It’s like, no,

Caleb Beaver (03:27):

You’re talking to your imaginary friends kind of thing.

Sevan Matossian (03:29):

Yeah, kind of. Kenneth, what’s up, dude? Oh shit. Kenneth, I need to send you a Slack box. Kenneth, if it’s easy for you, would you text me again? So it pushes your text up to the top of the fucking How many texts do I have? Oh, it’s not that bad. This morning I have 252 texts. That’s not bad.

Caleb Beaver (03:51):

That’s it.

Sevan Matossian (03:52):


Caleb Beaver (03:55):

Do you feel lonely when it’s under 300?

Sevan Matossian (03:58):

Yeah, I feel like a loser.

Caleb Beaver (04:00):


Sevan Matossian (04:05):

Look. How about this fake seon? Do I say good morning to fake Seon or is that weird?

Caleb Beaver (04:11):

No, that’s cool. Good morning. Fake Seon

Sevan Matossian (04:14):

Here for a short time before I’m beaching at morning. My sweetie Sweet as se. Yeah, I think I’m going to the beach today too. I’m after the show. I’m thinking about doing on some app out there. I can’t remember what it is. I’m going to say Sugar wa, but I don’t think it’s Sugar Wad on some app somewhere. I have videos of my kids doing 50 workouts and for like 35 bucks you can buy the 50 workouts and then a description of them and then a little writeup. I forget what the app is.

Caleb Beaver (04:46):

I thought it was Sugar one.

Sevan Matossian (04:48):

That’s a real what a weird name for an app.

Caleb Beaver (04:53):

Yeah, it’s Sugar one.

Sevan Matossian (04:55):

So I’m thinking about I’m going to do another 50. I did this workout with my kid yesterday. I put him through this workout and the first time I did it, I tried to not use any equipment, but I was like, you know what? Oh yeah, okay, there it is. I’m going to just make 50 because it’s just so fun making them. And yesterday two of my kids went to a tennis tournament and I put one of my other kids through this workout and I’m like, people should see this shit what I do with my kids. So I was like, you know what? I’m just going to film their workouts every day for the next 50 days. It sucks. That’s the easy part. Plugging it all into this app was tedious.

Caleb Beaver (05:34):


Sevan Matossian (05:35):

Oh my God.

Caleb Beaver (05:36):

You got to do every single movement and all the rep counts and all that shit.

Sevan Matossian (05:40):

No. Well no. It’s just you have to just type.

Caleb Beaver (05:43):


Sevan Matossian (05:44):

You know what I mean? And then you have to click over to another box and type again and click over into it feels like secretarial work.

Caleb Beaver (05:52):

That makes sense.

Sevan Matossian (05:53):

Anyway, I did this really cool workout with my kid yesterday. I mean, I didn’t do it. He did it. I made it for him. But all the workouts require, so when I made those 50, I tried to do them without equipment and this time I’m just going to be like, fuck it, I’m just going to make 50 workouts. Hey look, this is the kind of shit I do with my kids. If you want to see it, I’ll probably put it for free on YouTube. Also, Audrey. Audrey sent me a weird DM yesterday. I usually don’t talk about dms without asking people. Sorry, Audrey in advance. I have to read you what she said. I What did she say? What’s your Instagram? Oh, is it odd?

Caleb Beaver (06:42):

She said, ha ha ha. Show it. It’s fine.

Sevan Matossian (06:44):

She said, look at you repairing bridges because I reposted something. Brian Friend posted you guys. There’s no bridge. I mean, take two. There’s no broken bridge. It’s really not what you think. I don’t know where you guys get your information, but there’s nothing to be repaired. I think you guys have a misunderstanding on what happened. So I guess that’s it. Oh, Eric Weiss, it’s Sugarwood. Good morning, Dan. I say that painfully to you. Slater is not fake. So good morning. Yeah, good morning to you too. The pain, the money out part, anything that’s left over from this weekend just stresses me out.

Caleb Beaver (07:48):

Oh, the thing on the to-do list the last few to-Do

Sevan Matossian (07:52):

List things. Yeah, just any, yeah, I just want it to go away now.

Caleb Beaver (07:56):


Sevan Matossian (07:57):

Like sending invoices. I think we have to send an invoice to Born Primitive, so I’m Sures will do that.

Caleb Beaver (08:02):

You have to send out all the gift cards.

Sevan Matossian (08:05):

Pay people. Yeah. I hope no one really wants to collect that stuff. I hope they bug you, Caleb.

Caleb Beaver (08:12):


Sevan Matossian (08:13):

Sure. Caleb has access to the step on podcast, Instagram account. Deb, bug him over there.

Caleb Beaver (08:20):

Give me two to three business days to respond and I’ll get around to it.

Sevan Matossian (08:25):

The two business, because he’s so busy working at the Shakin.

Caleb Beaver (08:32):

I wish I was working at the Shakin right

Sevan Matossian (08:34):

Now, Monday through Friday. On Saturday and Sunday he takes the day off at the Shakin.

Caleb Beaver (08:38):

It’s the day of rest. It’s the Lord’s day.

Sevan Matossian (08:41):

You can just email gift cards now. Super easy. I know. It’s not actually the work of doing it, it’s just it being on my mind. I don’t want to think about it. I think I’m going to the beach today too. I’m going to finish here. Then I’m hopefully going to go in the backyard. Hopefully there’s not too much. The sun’s out. I can see out the window and hopefully there’s not too much moisture on the get grass. Can you weed whack when the grass is moist with Morning Dew on it?

Caleb Beaver (09:11):

Yeah, you can. It just kind of gets stuck everywhere.

Sevan Matossian (09:15):

Oh, it does get stuck more. I noticed that. I noticed that. Okay. And I like it though when the weed whacker starts steaming. You know what I mean? Because of the moist grass.

Caleb Beaver (09:25):

Oh, okay. I see what you’re saying. Yeah. I thought you meant like overheating. Steaming. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (09:31):

That is right. I did notice that when the grass was moist, it was getting stuck more.

Caleb Beaver (09:36):

Yeah. Sometimes it’ll get clog up the weed eater or the mower if you mow it when it’s wet. That’s kind of why you want to do it before it rains. But if it’s just Morning Dew, it’s probably okay.

Sevan Matossian (09:47):

Yeah, just some Morning dew. You didn’t watch the fights last night, did you?

Caleb Beaver (09:50):

No, I didn’t get a chance to. Were they good?

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

I couldn’t have been more wrong about Ryan Garcia.

Caleb Beaver (09:58):


Sevan Matossian (09:58):

I mean, he’s weird dude. Something’s definitely up with him.

Caleb Beaver (10:03):

Is he in his villain era?

Sevan Matossian (10:06):

Yeah, maybe. Did you ever have any friends and they did too much acid. They can’t close the doors they opened. They’re just really weird and their eyes got all big all of a sudden. And they think that they are their thoughts and they’re just spooning off everything they’re saying and they have no, he just feels like he has no fucking inner peace. The post-fight interview was just absolutely bizarre. At one point he argued that he had a DHD. The whole thing is weird.

Caleb Beaver (10:50):

He argued he had a DHD. I think he’s on Coke.

Sevan Matossian (10:53):

Yeah, it does seem like that. Or maybe that’s Adderall. I’ve never done Adderall, but maybe it’s Adderall.

Caleb Beaver (10:59):

I don’t think Adderall makes you that manic. It’s a different, I know people who are on Adderall every day and it’s not like you don’t get crazy. You don’t have that urge to just lash out at every thought you have. It doesn’t really do that.

Sevan Matossian (11:18):

I was chatting with Dave about it and Dave just said, it’s just the Mike Tyson phenomenon. Remember when Mike Tyson would be on stage? He’d be like, oh, fuck your mother.

Caleb Beaver (11:26):


Sevan Matossian (11:27):

That he’s just, yeah. And kind of like what you said, he’s in the villain stage basically. Someone said that he got 60 million for this fight, and Dave’s like, dude, just imagine being 25 and getting 60 million for the fight. And then I was just like, wow.

Caleb Beaver (11:40):

Good point. Just to show up to fight. You get 60 million. Fuck it.

Sevan Matossian (11:46):

I think he was going to get 30 million if he showed up and 60 if he won

Caleb Beaver (11:49):

Even then. That’s absurd.

Sevan Matossian (11:52):

Crazy. S what do you think of the return of Trish?

Caleb Beaver (11:58):

I think it’s a farce.

Sevan Matossian (12:02):

Tell me you answered that question. I don’t even know how to answer that.

Caleb Beaver (12:05):

I don’t think it’s real. I’m pretty sure the profile picture is not the same as what it was before and they created another Instagram account.

Sevan Matossian (12:18):

Oh, can I see that?

Caleb Beaver (12:19):

Yeah. And it’s not the same vibe. They talk too much. They say too many things.

Sevan Matossian (12:30):

Is Trish and Braylin tender the same person

Caleb Beaver (12:35):

That the same? I thought maybe they were

Sevan Matossian (12:39):

Ryan Sson. People who don’t need Adderall and take Adderall. People who don’t need Adderall. Shit. Listen, Ryan, I saw this story yesterday where there’s a chick in the Netherlands. I guess they’ve euthanized 40 people. They’ve euthanized 40 retards in the last 10 years. Can you imagine euthanizing someone because they’re retarded? What the fuck is wrong with people? Hey, those are the same people who are upset about the use of the word retard. Do you know that the same people who are proponents for euthanizing retards are upset at the use of the word retard? It’s what the fuck is wrong with you people? There’s a 28-year-old girl who has autism and they told her it’s incurable. And so now she wants to kill herself. And I was reading an interview a Trish the Dish 2024,

Caleb Beaver (13:37):

Season two,

Sevan Matossian (13:39):

Oh, here’s my favorite pre-workout. Take one of these concentrates, add three something packs and dump it all in a Tupperware global pitcher. Easy, convenient, and delicious. What’s your favorite pre-workout drink? I remember making those as a kid

Speaker 3 (14:04):

A little bit over two and a half years.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

I know that guy in the middle, but I can’t place him.

Speaker 3 (14:14):

4,000. Oh wow. That’s a big jump. Cool. It was good. So here we are on a Friday night in Denver, Colorado, and it is currently just after 10 o’clock. We just finished a workout 10:00 PM that is, and we just finished workout. Can hit

Sevan Matossian (14:26):

Pause on that guy. There’s this girl that I talk about sometimes guys, and I tell you about how I remember seeing her all the way back in 2009. I see her on teams sometimes. That was her coach back then. He owned some affiliate in Denver. That must be in Denver somewhere.

Caleb Beaver (14:42):


Sevan Matossian (14:43):

Look at the way that guy’s facing Boaz. I don’t really like his posture right there.

Caleb Beaver (14:47):

Looks like he wants to fight him.

Sevan Matossian (14:48):

Yeah, totally.

Caleb Beaver (14:51):

They both look like they want to fight him.

Sevan Matossian (14:53):

I remember we were at some sort of sectional or something and the workout had 50 pull-ups in it and one of his athletes did onesies and won it. It was pretty impressive with onesies.

Caleb Beaver (15:04):


Sevan Matossian (15:05):


Caleb Beaver (15:06):

Wow, that’s impressive.

Sevan Matossian (15:09):

Yeah, we had that shit when I was a kid too. Ryan Sanson. People who don’t need Adderall and take Adderall definitely are manic. I know, because that’s me addicted to that shit for years. Yeah, I know people who were taking the bar exam and had to have that shit to study. No. Wow. Look at this. Something read. Did you see Jocko’s thorough response to all the gossip and rumors people have been spreading? No. I’d like to see that people start sending me so much shit on Jocko. Wow. And I was reading the comments, man. There’s a lot of people out there who hate him

Caleb Beaver (15:55):

About being on steroids or No, that was two years

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

Ago. No, basically. You know that guy, Chris Kyle?

Caleb Beaver (16:03):


Sevan Matossian (16:03):

So the story is is that that guy was just killing people, murdering people, and that basically his spotters were out there and every time they went and took a piss, he killed three people. He worked under Jocko’s, the story and that Jocko was telling him, Hey, we just need body count, body count, body count. And that dude knew Chris Kyle that he wanted to set the world record for most Sniper Kills. So that was the deal with that. And then the deal with Jocko was that I think he led Seal Team four, but that basically there’s stories that he would send guys out to get on Heineken runs and people got killed doing beer runs and that he was sending guys on day missions when they should have been night missions and that he wasn’t going out with his troops. And that basically he was just not a good leader. And now he’s become the leadership guy. That’s all the buzz right now. War crimes.

Caleb Beaver (17:10):

I think that kind of ebbs and flows with him normally when he first The

Sevan Matossian (17:13):

Leadership stuff.

Caleb Beaver (17:14):

No, people shitting on Jocko.

Sevan Matossian (17:18):

Jake Chapman. People hate success. Yeah, it could be that too.

Caleb Beaver (17:22):

Yeah. When I first heard about him, it was like 20 15, 20 14, and he was like becoming a really big deal. Everybody was listening to their podcast. Everybody in our dorm was listening to his podcast and everything.

Sevan Matossian (17:35):

He invented the pop seal. His day Day. Yeah,

Caleb Beaver (17:38):

Pretty much. And then people started shitting on him a couple years later and then it went away. And now here we’re back with the second cycle of people shitting on him again. The

Sevan Matossian (17:50):

Same thing. I mean, obviously people wouldn’t be shitting on him. Well, we wouldn’t hear people shitting on him if he wasn’t successful.

Caleb Beaver (17:57):

Of course.

Sevan Matossian (17:58):

So that’s one thing. Whether it’s because he’s successful, I don’t know. But we sure as hell wouldn’t hear about it if it wasn’t him. Oh, Jocko podcast. 4 34 covers everything. Wow. I’m surprised he faced that head on.

Caleb Beaver (18:12):

I don’t know if

Sevan Matossian (18:14):

Suge Knight was on Patrick be David. Is that true? I thought Suge Knight was in jail.

Caleb Beaver (18:23):

It’s titled War Crimes, murder and Leadership. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (18:27):

Hey, I don’t think the Pentagon ended night missions. I don’t think that’s true.

Caleb Beaver (18:34):

They did for a little while. They

Sevan Matossian (18:36):


Caleb Beaver (18:37):

For a little while during G Wat Global War on Terror. They wouldn’t let anybody go out on night at night because I can’t remember the exact reasoning, but it was something like, well, it was unfair to the enemy or something like that. It’s like it was so T tared,

Sevan Matossian (18:53):

For those of you who don’t know, that’s the whole thing about the seals. That’s like one of their things. They got these crazy night vision goggles and then they can go out at night and they can see in the dark. And other dudes, like if you talk to a seal and ask ’em about it, they’ll tell you all sorts of crazy shit about seeing in the night. You can just walk right up next to someone. They won’t even see you’re there. I don’t think this is true either. Extra sloppy night missions were a waste of time. I don’t think that was true at all.

Caleb Beaver (19:23):

Definitely not. I think we got the

Sevan Matossian (19:27):

Yeah, I think it’s the opposite of that, Kenneth. The lap night missions are still a thing. Oh yeah. Can special forces only operate at night? Yeah, that’s my understanding. I’ve never deployed with the seals. It’s hard for me to say that night missions with foreign forces who do not have night vision, make night missions impossible. I had these pair of night vision goggles.

Caleb Beaver (20:03):

You did?

Sevan Matossian (20:03):

Yeah. Like this $10,000 pair. Wow. It could use two different ways of seeing at night. Someone gave them to me and they came in the box and they said that it was illegal to send these out of the country. They were fucking crazy. Dude. You put on this helmet and then you pulled the goggles down.

Caleb Beaver (20:27):

Yeah, they’re sick, huh?

Sevan Matossian (20:29):

It was nuts.

Caleb Beaver (20:32):

You can see everything. It’s really clear.

Sevan Matossian (20:34):

Yeah, it was nuts. I don’t have them anymore. I use them to pay my mortgage one month when I lost my job.

Caleb Beaver (20:41):

Damn. Really? That’s sad.

Sevan Matossian (20:44):

Dave’s incriminating himself and Dave right now you’re fucking retarded.

Caleb Beaver (20:51):

I think he knows more people than Dave who would give him night vision goggles.

Sevan Matossian (20:54):

Yeah. Dave would never give me a pair of $10,000 night vision goggles. Did you bang Haley in the dark with them on? No, but if you would’ve said that and I still had them, I would’ve.

Caleb Beaver (21:03):

Dude, that’s a genius idea.

Sevan Matossian (21:05):

I know, right? Somebody

Caleb Beaver (21:06):

Give me some night vision goggles.

Sevan Matossian (21:08):

Well, that would be fucking fun.

Caleb Beaver (21:10):

That would be amazing.

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Sold them on Facebook. No,

Caleb Beaver (21:16):

You can’t. People sell ’em on there and they’re just shitty ones.

Sevan Matossian (21:21):

One. These were not shitty. There were two different ways you could see at night. One of them shot out a red light, but one of them, you didn’t need to do that.

Caleb Beaver (21:28):

Kind of like an IR strobe for red.

Sevan Matossian (21:32):

No, there was a green and a red I think.

Caleb Beaver (21:36):

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:38):

And basically in one of the modes, there’s no way anyone could spot you. And it was just unbelievable what you could see in Pitch Black. It could just get light from anywhere.

Caleb Beaver (21:51):

It’s crazy. Right?

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

And it was so clear. It was so clear. It wasn’t like Atari.

Caleb Beaver (21:59):

Yeah, you get

Sevan Matossian (22:01):

So clear.

Caleb Beaver (22:02):

There’s like a little fuzz, but it’s not enough to,

Sevan Matossian (22:05):

I don’t know. Dude, it was so clear. It was perfect. Night emissions.

Caleb Beaver (22:18):

That’s dope.

Sevan Matossian (22:23):

I want to show you this. I was at the beach the other day. Do you know this term Catfish?

Caleb Beaver (22:32):


Sevan Matossian (22:35):

Will you bring that up? What that definition is? I’ll read it first for people who dunno what catfish is. Remember I told you about that Dad, my kid was crying at the pool and I went over to go talk to him and the dad put his hand on my shoulder and shook his head. No. Did I tell you that story?

Caleb Beaver (22:52):

No. What the hell?

Sevan Matossian (22:54):

Basically he was in swim lessons and my kid started crying. He had to swim a lap. It was like his first day and he grabbed the side and was crying. Then I went over there and he said no. And then I realized, yeah, you’re right. This swim in structures had 10,000 crying kids. So I just went back down and sat down. Now my kid loves swimming. It’s like two weeks later, catfish. A faker stolen online identity used for, created or used for the purpose of being deceptive in relationships. Trish. Oh, and here it is. Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man. So pedophiles are catfish. They can often be catfish

Caleb Beaver (23:33):

In a way. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (23:35):

Yeah. So I was with this guy the other day. The guy put his hand this other dad again, and we were out in front of a burrito place up at the beach and we were getting kids burritos and there were these two boys talking and they were 12 years old at the oldest. And they were sitting on their bikes, electric bikes, of course. And they were both looking at one boy’s phone. And I heard the other boy go, Hey, how do you know she’s real? You’re probably being catfished. And the boy’s like, dude, she likes me. And I’m like, just fucking clean cut. Beautiful. 12-year-old boys. You know what I mean? Handsome is fuck perfect hair. Little Justin.

Caleb Beaver (24:16):


Sevan Matossian (24:18):

Looking at cell phones. I’m just like with their fucking really cool trendy helmets on fucking $2,800 electric fucking bikes with the fat tires. It made my heart cry a little bit. I wanted to figure out who their parents were and be like, dude, your kid’s 12. And he knows the term catfish. Maybe 11.

Caleb Beaver (24:42):

The kid’s fucked. I

Sevan Matossian (24:44):

Just couldn’t believe what I was hearing. So I told that dad, I was like, dude, those boys are talking about being catfish. He hadn’t heard the term. I was kind of proud. I was like, well, here, look, I’m teaching you something now, bitch.

Speaker 4 (24:57):

Some new research today. It made me feel kind of sick. So let’s talk about it. This was a study by Off Calm on children in the uk, but we can assume similar results in the us. So here’s what was found. A quarter of five to seven year olds now own their own smartphone.

Sevan Matossian (25:12):

No way. No way

Caleb Beaver (25:15):

A quarter. Fuck. That’s a lot of kids.

Sevan Matossian (25:20):

No way, dude. How are you even giving your five-year-old a Nintendo Switch? No way.

Caleb Beaver (25:35):

Yikes. That’s so bad.

Sevan Matossian (25:44):

Kenneth Dela, she’s wearing a T-shirt. Controlled ops

Caleb Beaver (25:48):

Tswift T-shirt.

Sevan Matossian (25:50):

Interesting se Jake Chapman se. Our 16-year-old Belinda did a quarterfinals two in 16 minutes. She’s 42nd. The world individual so far. She was crying during the workout. Absolute savage. God, don’t you love it when your kids cry during the workout? Holy shit. My kid almost cried twice yesterday in the workout. I put ’em through. Wasn’t even that hard. I mean I couldn’t do it, but

Caleb Beaver (26:16):

It’s not even that hard. Fuck.

Sevan Matossian (26:20):

He’s a 50 pound kid. I had a six pound weight vest on him, two three pound wrist weights and made him hold a six pound D ball. So he is holding 18 pounds of shit on him while he is doing footwork. A footwork workout. Hey dude, that’s awesome. Congrats Jake. You should be proud, dude.

Caleb Beaver (26:38):

Yeah, that’s dope.

Sevan Matossian (26:44):

Red doesn’t, being so close with Glassman and all that entailed, give you any pause about hopping on rumor mills. What’s the positive outcome of fueling Jocko Kyle? A dead guy. Gossip. First of all, I dunno what Greg has anything to do with this. And second of all, there’s a fucking movie about fucking Chris Kyle, a Hollywood movie, and Jocko has a fucking podcast all about it. And I was contextualizing it in relationship to the podcast. I didn’t fucking, first of all, no, I don’t care. And second of all, the one who fucking hopped on the gossip rumor mill by addressing it. Douche canoe. Okay, and who cares about Jocko when 25% of five to seven year olds have cell phones? I don’t believe that. Do you believe that? I’m going to say, I’m going to call bullshit on that

Caleb Beaver (27:59):

Shit. I don’t know, man. I’ve seen a lot of kids that age with cell phones.

Speaker 4 (28:05):

No, 32%.

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

I don’t even understand this. I don’t even really understand what you’re saying. How about don’t you? Aren’t you concerned about thinking that it’s bad to be on the gossip rumor mill and then bringing it up again in the comments

Speaker 4 (28:25):

And a five to seven year olds now use social media completely unsupervised.

Sevan Matossian (28:29):

So 25% of them have phones, but 32% of them use social media unsupervised. First of all, I don’t even know what that means. Unsupervised. How about just at all?

Caleb Beaver (28:40):


Sevan Matossian (28:41):

What would your kid need on social media?

Caleb Beaver (28:43):

There’s nothing there for them. There’s nothing there for anybody, honestly. But yeah, definitely don’t need to be using that as a kid.

Speaker 4 (28:53):

No, they’re mostly on WhatsApp, TikTok, Instagram, and Discord. So the age limit for social media is 13 and that is too young. It should be 16 or 18.

Sevan Matossian (29:04):

18. 18.

Speaker 4 (29:05):

If you follow me. You know why it’s unsafe. There are predators, self-harm content, child sexual abusers, bullying, drug access, deadly challenges. But we need to reflect on this fact every year

Sevan Matossian (29:16):

Early. I wonder if this lady’s life is just, fuck, she’s so steeped in this shit.

Caleb Beaver (29:22):

Yeah, absolutely. She’s probably just wildly neurotic about everything

Sevan Matossian (29:27):


Caleb Beaver (29:28):

It’s insane.

Sevan Matossian (29:32):

Jeremy World. I fought to not let my 11-year-old daughter get a cell phone for Christmas. I lost the battle. So I’m definitely fighting uphill battle. It is what it is. Man, that sucks. Probably fighting with the mom, right?

Caleb Beaver (29:46):

For sure. Well, I need to know where she is. Damn, that’s

Sevan Matossian (29:54):

Tough. What’s that painting behind her? Some weird sex thing? I.

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