Mederios vs Hiller – Sevan vs Gazan

Mattew Souza (00:00):

Down there. Shit. Uh, did you, did you already go

Sevan Matossian (00:03):

Live? Yeah. Nope. Fuck, we missed it. I just yelled at today by Jay for that. Uh, bam. We’re live. That sucks. Oh. Oh, shit. And my camera’s all twisted up. Fix it now. I’m on. You

Andrew Hiller (00:14):

Want me to do it?

Sevan Matossian (00:15):

No, no, no. Don’t touch my shit. Oh, that’s the wrong way. Wrong way wrong.

Mattew Souza (00:23):

<laugh>. I didn’t see YouTube on there at first, so I freaked

Sevan Matossian (00:25):

Out. And there’s no rumble. Son of a bitch. That’s what happens when fuck

Andrew Hiller (00:29):

Around, go streaming to your destination. How do I get into this freaking thing? Oh, it’s gone.

Sevan Matossian (00:34):

I got it. Bam. We’re live.

Andrew Hiller (00:38):

Hey Moonie, it’s that Bergeron is a terrible coach. That’s the option you’re looking for.

Sevan Matossian (00:43):

How do you even know that? Why do you always say that? Let’s start back. Why do you always say that’s the truth, dude, I know, but I don’t, I’m not buying, I

Andrew Hiller (00:48):

Don’t, I’m legitimately looking up each and every athlete that’s done better this year versus the athletes that have either left or done worse and it’s not in his favor. I haven’t finished that. Did

Sevan Matossian (00:57):

He ever, did he ever used to be a good coach?

Andrew Hiller (00:59):

No. He got athletes that were gonna be extremely talented no matter what, and threw a bunch of work at him and then they were sped out the other end. Amazing. Anthony Davis was a freaking freak in the year that he went teaming Tim Timberwolf. I think it was 2017, he finished top 10 in the open. The dude’s a freak that the they strong clearly. Right. And I think his biggest weakness is handstand upside down handstand push up handstand walking. So he is been struggling with that since, but Bergeron got him aboard the Comp Train program, sped out the other end, top 10 finish in the open and just, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (01:35):

What’s wrong with that? That there it is. That, that’s the argument of why he is good.

Andrew Hiller (01:38):

Massive platform. Call it 10,000 people. You’re gonna have some people that come out that are the best Katherine Matt leaves because it sucked.

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

You think that’s why Matt left

Andrew Hiller (01:50):

The cheerleading comment where it’s not a cheerleading camp and Col Sager was the, he did that top 10 thing, right?

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

I know, but you think, first of all, I didn’t ever hear him say that. I just heard Matt say that. So, so I don’t know if that’s true, but even if it is true,

Andrew Hiller (02:03):

I heard Eron say that. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (02:05):

Let’s say, oh, okay. Let’s say it is true that that doesn’t mean he’s a shitty coach. That just means he ups his priorities don’t align with Matt’s. Have you ever looked at his programming?

Andrew Hiller (02:16):


Sevan Matossian (02:17):

Oh, okay.

Andrew Hiller (02:18):

It’s fantastic if you are. Well,

Sevan Matossian (02:20):

It is fantastic. Cut that. Someone cut that. But that

Andrew Hiller (02:24):

<laugh>, it’s, it’s not fantastic if you’re trying to win the CrossFit games, but then he against Champions Comp,

Mattew Souza (02:31):

Comp Train. Wasn’t that like the first competitive site? There was like Outlaw by Rudy. There was Comp Train with Ben Bergron and there was like Invictus and those were like the three back 2012,

Sevan Matossian (02:42):

13. Yeah. CJ’s been around forever,

Mattew Souza (02:45):

Right? And so, right at some point I think that he, he helped produce better athletes.

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

Hey, look at the, uh, this looks like a little kid on the cover of Comp Train. Is that a little kid?

Andrew Hiller (02:59):

No. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (03:00):

You know who that, do you know who that is?

Andrew Hiller (03:02):

Uh, no, it’s not a little kid.

Sevan Matossian (03:04):

Uh, that does not look. She might

Andrew Hiller (03:06):

Be 2021.

Sevan Matossian (03:06):

Oh, please. Really?

Andrew Hiller (03:09):

I, I, I’m not really certain about that. What’s her? She looks 12.

Mattew Souza (03:14):


Andrew Hiller (03:15):

Shit. Did she just finish 40th in the east? I’m just not, I I’m not sure what her name is. Someone’s gonna say it in the chat.

Mattew Souza (03:22):

Hey, have you checked out his podcast recently?

Sevan Matossian (03:26):

No. Is it good?

Mattew Souza (03:27):

I think the reason why I partly was defending him at the beginning was because just the views fell off a cliff.

Andrew Hiller (03:33):

That’s why you’re defending him. His

Sevan Matossian (03:34):

Views fell off to Cliff.

Mattew Souza (03:36):

Dude, like, I don’t think any of his shows in the past like month or so, I’ve broken a thousand views and he used to get like hundreds of thousands

Andrew Hiller (03:44):

Because how many times can you hear the same thing over and over again?

Sevan Matossian (03:49):

I know. That’s why I gotta switch from Tranny’s and abortion. I need something new. <laugh>, um, uh, and, and, and racism. <laugh>, uh uh. So SevOne is wearing a pride shirt. Yeah. You know what this is? This is a fucking CrossFit livermore shirt. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (04:01):

And was it, what does it stand the back across

Sevan Matossian (04:03):

The butt? Matt SU’s Gym

Mattew Souza (04:06):

Community Fitness Love baby. Everybody’s accepted at my gym

Sevan Matossian (04:09):

On the back. It says, we don’t care if you suck Dick or eat twt. Not at

Mattew Souza (04:13):

All’s Not

Andrew Hiller (04:14):

Little bold for Suza. It is <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (04:17):

He’s in the Bay Area. Uh, hill. Geez. Why? Why extra sloppy Andrew Hiller? Would you? I don’t even know who these people are. Uh, but maybe you do. Mary Fuck kill Blair.

Andrew Hiller (04:29):

Wait a minute. I know these people, Rachel,

Sevan Matossian (04:31):

Who are, who are Coley?

Andrew Hiller (04:33):

This is someone I know because these are people that are in my circle. Yeah. Like non-internet circle. And that’s interesting because they’re kind of not, wait a minute, wait a

Sevan Matossian (04:42):

Minute. Are those all girls or are there any boys in there? This is

Andrew Hiller (04:45):

Weird. This person’s from Harbor Park. CrossFit for sure. And Blair’s a male. Rachel and Coley are women. Coley was one of the competitive gymnasts on my team. Like Oh,

Sevan Matossian (04:58):

You’ve talked about her.

Andrew Hiller (04:59):

Yeah. Yeah. One of the, like five of them.

Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Rachel, you enjoy, you enjoyed coaching them?

Andrew Hiller (05:06):

Oh yeah. They were, uh, pleasure to work with. They’re very easy. Gymnast, gymnast, gymnastics. I mean, all you gotta do is make ’em stronger for the most part because they’ve got the upper body endurance and strength from the years spent doing gymnastics. And then you just have to deal with all the injuries that were reoccurring because of the gymnastics training. And Rachel Yes. Is a badass. Very strong Blair’s. Uh, Blair’s the guy who popped his elbow Granite Games last year.

Sevan Matossian (05:38):

Are they old now? Sorry, I

Andrew Hiller (05:40):

Was texting. I think Blair is 28 and Rachel’s about that. And Coley’s got a couple kids Now

Sevan Matossian (05:47):

That wasn’t even, that wasn’t that text I just sent wasn’t even like urgent. It wasn’t like my wife saying like, I’m locked outside. I’m sorry. That’s stupid. That

Andrew Hiller (05:56):

Shows that that’s unprofessional.

Mattew Souza (05:58):

Disinterested <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (05:59):

Oh no. It shows a lack of, um, I’m not worried about professional or any of that stuff. A lack of, uh, like restraint. Like, you know when you’re just about to let one fly, but you could hold it back, but you’re like, ah, I’m ready for bed. It was like, just like that. It was like, it was a lack. It was sensitive. <laugh> uh, Savon, please take it off. Take what off

Mattew Souza (06:22):

Suza too. I think they want us, all three of us to be shirtless. Oh fuck.

Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Someone dropped 5G

Andrew Hiller (06:27):

In the chat. I will chat. Not Mary. Fuck. Kill these

Sevan Matossian (06:30):

People. Oh, nice. Good jobs. Good job.

Andrew Hiller (06:33):

I I will if I don’t know them that like that. I know that <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (06:37):

What’s the

Andrew Hiller (06:37):

Other one? Especially former athletes. There’s no, there’s, there’s no none of that above the former athletes.

Sevan Matossian (06:42):

Outlaw Fitness. Is that the other one? Outlaw

Mattew Souza (06:45):

Way? I don’t know if that’s still around. It might have converted to just strictly weightlifting.

Sevan Matossian (06:49):

What is Outlaw way of fitness? Um,

Mattew Souza (06:51):

It was just outlaw way and it, his gym was CrossFit Outlaw or Outlaw CrossFit by

Sevan Matossian (06:56):

Uh, okay. I found it. Rudy found it. Hiller’s drinking flavored water.

Andrew Hiller (07:02):

Dude, it’s my, it’s one of my favorite things to do is go to Costco and look for stuff that I just haven’t seen before and then try it.

Sevan Matossian (07:10):

Oh, that’s what that is.

Andrew Hiller (07:11):

Yeah. They don’t have that one. They don’t have that. They didn’t have any of the cheeses that you have in the Santa Cruz Costco back in Chicago. So I got some cheese. Jalapeno cheese.

Sevan Matossian (07:22):

Yeah. That doesn’t surprise me. God, this place is Foofy, but I like it. That’s the Hey. That’s why you need a to what’s interesting cuz you’re in Chicago, but that’s why you need a ton of liberals cuz they eat cool food and they do plays and drama and they do like fun stuff like shows. But other than that, they should be involved in no decision making shit ever anywhere anyhow. They’re evil people.

Andrew Hiller (07:43):

I got a whole log of sl this this big.

Sevan Matossian (07:47):

Yeah, that’s a, that’s good liberal shit too. They, they don’t normally eat that. They do something else with

Mattew Souza (07:51):

It. They don’t know how to take that meat.

Sevan Matossian (07:53):

Uh, what is the outlaw way of fitness? Uh, determined a motivated rewards results. Man. This guy used to be huge. And is this the same guy? Let’s go to about Outlaw Rudy.

Andrew Hiller (08:03):

He’s the guy who made my 12 days of Christmas workout for the past eight years. Every year for I have the same is work out and it’s the outlaw way. Yeah. You know it suza, doesn’t

Mattew Souza (08:12):

It start with like a 2 25 squat clean?

Andrew Hiller (08:14):

It’s a 2 25 clean and jerk I think.

Mattew Souza (08:18):

Yeah, it’s ridiculous. And then it

Sevan Matossian (08:20):


Andrew Hiller (08:20):

With twice the 12 at the end is front squats. And I remember the first time I did it, there was handstand pushups at 10 and I didn’t know how to kip ’em. And that 12 front squats at 2 25 just was miserable.

Mattew Souza (08:32):

Mine’s drink of beer.

Sevan Matossian (08:34):

Can I ask you a, an honest question?

Mattew Souza (08:36):

12 ounces of beer?

Sevan Matossian (08:38):

Yeah. Either of you.

Andrew Hiller (08:39):

Yeah. Who who are you looking at right now?

Sevan Matossian (08:41):

I, I don’t find either of the, sorry, I was looking at the picture. I don’t find either of these women more attractive or less attractive than the other. Like I would bathe with either of them. Like I would if you were like seven, which one do you wanna shower with? I would be like, you choose

Andrew Hiller (08:57):

<laugh>. Flip the coin.

Sevan Matossian (08:58):

Yeah. I don’t, I do not find, I I don’t find body building, uh, attractive at all. I mean, I, to be honest with you, I find the, the, the, the pre the frum one more attractive.

Andrew Hiller (09:10):

Wait, is this true?

Sevan Matossian (09:12):

I really, it is true. I’m telling you the truth. <laugh>

Andrew Hiller (09:15):

No, you’re talking about the comment that this is the wrong outlaw. I know, I know

Sevan Matossian (09:18):

You were chief. Oh, oh, <laugh>. I know you were, you were, hold on this, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about in the comments. Well, I’m gonna go to it about, and

Andrew Hiller (09:26):

Also I’m thinking that’s, I can’t say that I agree with your bathing comment. It’s fine. I, I I believe that you’re telling me the truth.

Sevan Matossian (09:33):

Okay, fine. <laugh> and fuck you. Save your comments on you too for someone who gives a shit. Cuz the like, don’t, don’t, I don’t wanna hear anything. Like I don’t wanna hear anything I I’m about Did

Andrew Hiller (09:44):

You know that’s the same person by the way?

Sevan Matossian (09:46):

Yeah, that’s what I mean. That’s, that’s what I mean. Like, you’re on the

Andrew Hiller (09:49):

Babe with either of them. They’re the same person.

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Like I lo I they are, but the one on the right, something hap like, I don’t find that. Um,

Andrew Hiller (09:56):

Yeah, she got on some anabolics crazy

Sevan Matossian (09:58):

Bastard. I’m not enjoying anyth, I’m not enjoying that bathing suit. Those earrings, that makeup, that smile that, um, EMEIA. I just, I don’t understand. Um, I guess I don’t understand body building or, um,

Andrew Hiller (10:12):

I asked him to do some bicep curls today and he immediately bow out.

Sevan Matossian (10:16):

Yeah, but it’s not that I’m philosophically against him. I just, I’m not, I just don’t enjoy that movement. I mean,

Andrew Hiller (10:22):

Have you seen Chris Bumstead?

Sevan Matossian (10:24):

I want big arms like that, but I, I just don’t enjoy that movement. Do

Andrew Hiller (10:27):

You know, do you know who Chris Bumstead is? No. I I think you might be into male body building.

Sevan Matossian (10:32):

No, I don’t, I’m not into that either.

Andrew Hiller (10:34):

Have you seen Chris Bumstead though? Because everybody’s into male body building. When you look at Chris Bumstead, this is the right website too, by the way.

Sevan Matossian (10:42):

The outlaw one is the,

Andrew Hiller (10:44):

The one I have now. Yeah. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (10:45):

Okay. See if it’s, if it’s Rudy’s. See scroll down reasoning.

Andrew Hiller (10:49):

I bought his merch. I remember that. That owl

Sevan Matossian (10:52):

Go to about, I wanna see what it says about him. Can you go to about, about, oh, there hasn’t been an entry since 2021. Does like down at the bottom, does he have an about like, oh, F faq, maybe

Andrew Hiller (11:05):

YouTube gym program shop. Let’s go all the way down.

Sevan Matossian (11:10):

No, uh, Barry McCullin or, uh, Hillary. Um, talk about the fitness freedom. It looks like you had a great time. The steroid booth was hilarious. You had a steroid booth.

Andrew Hiller (11:19):

Didn’t you see the steroid

Sevan Matossian (11:20):

Booth? No. I

Andrew Hiller (11:21):

Think Miranda put it up on her Instagram. I’ll bring it up. There’s a, it was awesome. Yeah, there’s a giant line in the steroid booth. Talked to Blair the other day. Hilary, he’s not doing a whole lot of CrossFit. Yes. He didn’t blame me. That’s sarcasm. But Blair is done with CrossFit.

Sevan Matossian (11:36):

I did CrossFit

Andrew Hiller (11:37):

For the first Happier after having seen the semi-finals. He said, I

Sevan Matossian (11:39):

Did CrossFit for the first time in a year today, <laugh>,

Andrew Hiller (11:45):

How, how did that

Sevan Matossian (11:46):

Go? And and that was because of Hillary. That’s the Hillary’s fault

Andrew Hiller (11:49):

Intensity of

Sevan Matossian (11:50):

Me through a workout. And I was like, dude, I’d never do this if I wasn’t, if you weren’t here, he was

Andrew Hiller (11:54):

Down for 20 minutes.

Sevan Matossian (11:56):

20, 40, 15

Andrew Hiller (11:58):

To an hour. Somewhere between there. <laugh>,

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

<laugh>, uh, okay, go ahead. What? Let me see the stereo booth. Let’s see.

Mattew Souza (12:04):

Does it need volume?

Sevan Matossian (12:13):

Oh, wow. Wow. Holy shit. Holy

Andrew Hiller (12:19):

Shit. So that’s,

Sevan Matossian (12:20):

That’s awesome with EC there. It’s

Andrew Hiller (12:23):

Just a giant line for the steroids. And no one’s in line for that challenge because everyone wants to get on. Everyone’s into it. <laugh>. That’s

Sevan Matossian (12:31):


Mattew Souza (12:32):

Yeah. The stuff they make is so good.

Andrew Hiller (12:34):

That whole event is crazy.

Sevan Matossian (12:35):

Cool. Corn Holyoke screen of event. Oh, Mary Suza kills Savan. Fuck Hiller. Oh. Oh really? That’s a really big shocker. Me too. Me too. I would, that’s exactly what I would do too. I’d kill myself, Mary Susan. Fuck killer. That’s exactly <laugh> smart. Um, Yolana Jennings. Uh, whatever time it is for you. This time is perfect for a live. Keep it up for a slow drip, uh, to Australia. Oh. For a slow drip of money to Australia. All right, fine. All right. Five

Mattew Souza (13:03):


Sevan Matossian (13:04):

It is nice. Tit tiller.

Andrew Hiller (13:06):

Slow drip bit. Yeah. I told su I was gonna sit here and do this every once in a while and just make my boobs bounce.

Sevan Matossian (13:13):

Uh, Sevanna is wearing a pride shirt. We got that. Okay. I just wanna make sure I didn’t miss any. Um,

Andrew Hiller (13:18):

Alexis is here. Whoa. What’s up Alexis?

Mattew Souza (13:21):

Yo. Okay,

Sevan Matossian (13:23):

So there was no, what about Rudy? Like, you couldn’t read about Rudy, like No, there wasn’t

Mattew Souza (13:26):

Any like, Hey, but didn’t he get, didn’t he get, didn’t he catch a case for smacking around Elizabeth Awa?

Sevan Matossian (13:33):

Uh, I don’t, I don’t know if he caught a

Mattew Souza (13:37):

Homeboy, caught the case.

Sevan Matossian (13:39):

Really? Like, like charges were

Mattew Souza (13:41):

Prosecuted. I don’t know if she pressed charges, but there is some drama with that. And he, he ended up getting like, aggressive and then somebody, like, he left his gym in handcuffs. I know that

Sevan Matossian (13:49):

There was another girl too before him that he got pr. He, he was he he he made his way. No, I’m not a I’m not into bu dead’s body to believe it or not.

Andrew Hiller (13:57):


Sevan Matossian (13:58):

Interesting. No,

Andrew Hiller (13:59):

I don’t believe you.

Sevan Matossian (14:00):

No. I’ll show you. Um, let me see. Uh, I’m into, uh,

Andrew Hiller (14:06):

She’s gonna be a picture of Suza <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (14:08):


Andrew Hiller (14:09):

I’m into, uh, Susa signs

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

Off. I’m more into, um, uh, uh, Brad Pitt and Troy. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Andrew Hiller (14:16):

Okay. So am I. That was

Mattew Souza (14:18):


Andrew Hiller (14:18):

Specific. You know what? Yeah. The top end is Chris bums it to me.

Sevan Matossian (14:22):


Andrew Hiller (14:22):

Like Troy, any bread pit where he is like fighting glove. Troy, anywhere between there. I’m kind of rich. Froning, I would say snacks right in the middle of those two.

Sevan Matossian (14:29):

Yeah. Yeah. Rich’s body’s like, Rich’s body’s perfect, but even like, even if Rich was like 10 pounds just leaner hung like emaciated,

Andrew Hiller (14:38):


Sevan Matossian (14:39):

Emaciated, like a homeless froning. You mean

Andrew Hiller (14:41):

35 year old Froning this year?

Sevan Matossian (14:43):

<laugh> <laugh>. Oh,

Andrew Hiller (14:46):

Froning in 2014.

Sevan Matossian (14:48):

I didn’t

Andrew Hiller (14:48):

Say it. Emaciated

Sevan Matossian (14:49):

Fing. Oh my God. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (14:53):

I’m a, I like Froning with a, a little less of a beard too.

Sevan Matossian (14:56):

I may, uh,

Mattew Souza (14:57):

I agree with

Andrew Hiller (14:58):

That. You know what’s the nuts is looking at him now versus looking at him back then. He is way smaller looking now. When, when I first saw this movie, I thought he was huge Red Pit and Troy. Oh

Sevan Matossian (15:09):

Really? But he, but he’s not huge in this.

Andrew Hiller (15:11):

And I thought he was big in Fight Club too. And he’s so small.

Sevan Matossian (15:14):

Yeah, lean. Just lean.

Andrew Hiller (15:16):

And I bet if you walked up to us in person, you would think he was small too. Just shredded though. Yeah, very, very good looking. But I

Sevan Matossian (15:22):

Don’t think he rolls around like this. I think he’s just, I think he’s really a regular dude. Like if you saw him at the beach, like mm-hmm.

Mattew Souza (15:28):


Andrew Hiller (15:30):

You know what do, uh, Chris Enver,

Sevan Matossian (15:31):

He, he’s on RS for this, right? He’s on RS for Troy?

Andrew Hiller (15:34):

No. No. Really? Maybe like an Anar, but it’s a really short No,

Mattew Souza (15:38):

No, he’s

Andrew Hiller (15:39):

Not. No way. What Suza? You don’t think so?

Mattew Souza (15:41):

I don’t think so, no. Because they could do so much shit in post-production and they could do some grading on the lighting. Give a little more shadow to wherever they want. And he doesn’t even have to work as hard.

Andrew Hiller (15:49):

What did you think of the bodies in 300?

Sevan Matossian (15:50):

Even his legs are nice.

Andrew Hiller (15:53):

Yeah. I, I mean, so Fight Club.

Mattew Souza (15:56):

What about Snatch? There you go. When he was the boxer in that movie, snatch,

Andrew Hiller (16:00):

That’s a 100% natural. Just don’t eat

Mattew Souza (16:03):


Andrew Hiller (16:03):

Club. Any, anyone can look like that if you don’t eat for a year.

Mattew Souza (16:06):

You know what I’m talking about though, that movie Snatch? Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (16:09):

I’m unfamiliar with Snatch.

Mattew Souza (16:10):

Shred is good.

Sevan Matossian (16:12):

I mean, you, you don’t understand any of the dialogue. Zero. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (16:16):

Why? They have this like, really thick, like, uh, hillbilly Irish trailer park accent.

Sevan Matossian (16:21):

Yeah. That’s a great, that’s a great physique too. Go to the

Mattew Souza (16:24):

Go to the, on the right. Not the one of him sitting there, but one of the ones of him standing.

Sevan Matossian (16:27):

This one

Mattew Souza (16:28):

For snatch boxing. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (16:31):

Whoa. Oh, those are tattoos. I thought they were veins on his belly.

Mattew Souza (16:35):

<laugh> that movie he was getting,

Sevan Matossian (16:38):

Or, uh, or, um, uh, uh, what’s his name? The guy who played, uh, bond.

Andrew Hiller (16:43):

Daniel Craig.

Sevan Matossian (16:44):

Daniel Craig. He’s got a good physique, I think. Oh, Roy’s done in any random YouTube video. Yeah. Well, Royce is huge.

Mattew Souza (16:51):

Hmm. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (16:52):

He’s too big for

Sevan Matossian (16:52):

You. Yeah, I mean, or even, um, uh, like, um, well, what’s the guy? Uh, Luke Parker? Like, I mean, just for me, just like, like for, I, like, I, I would, I don’t need to, I wouldn’t, I’m not craving that. I’ve never craved to be that fucking muscular ever.

Andrew Hiller (17:07):

I feel too big as we speak. There you go. I just can’t move around. Not the same <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (17:13):

You just don’t eat for a year. Just don’t eat for a year.

Andrew Hiller (17:15):

Right. You’re like, do you feel like you’re more it? And I go, it depends on what I’m doing. If it’s a salt black and deadlifts, I feel great. If I gotta go do a hundred pullups, it’s not as good as it was 20 pounds ago. <laugh>,

Sevan Matossian (17:27):

What did you think of the street parking event? What, what’s your takeaway?

Mattew Souza (17:30):


Andrew Hiller (17:31):

I think that’s big picture. Incredible

Sevan Matossian (17:33):


Andrew Hiller (17:33):

Picture. So I, uh, Alexis and I showed up. We got there a little bit early, actually, this is the coolest thing about it, which I asked who we when to get there. He said eight 30. The team was getting there. So we got there just a little bit after we walked in on the team briefing. There’s or 40 people there, all part of the street parking team are volunteering. And there are seven camera people walking around recording the other people during the briefing. What do you take, uh, camera

Sevan Matossian (18:03):

People for the camera people?

Andrew Hiller (18:05):

No, no, no. They, they, they were just kind of videotaping the entire event so that they started at that moment and they’re chopping stuff up the entire time from the event.

Sevan Matossian (18:14):

Yeah. They wanna show the community 1% of the community’s there and the other 99 aren’t there. And they wanna show the other 99. They wanna celebrate the ones who were there and show the other 99. Like, Hey, this is a cool event. You should come next time. So that

Andrew Hiller (18:25):

Was the first thing that I, the first huge thing I noticed that was immediate. I was just like, whoa. Seven people, all who are very high level videographers, just getting stuff ready for the community outside of the event where there was like 400 people we walked. So like, I think everyone started showing up around 10. And then this huge line just kinda walking in, scanning QR coders that showed up. And towards the back of the line there were some people directing. So we talked to them for a little bit and they were from Australia.

Sevan Matossian (18:52):

And when you say talk to ’em, are you rolling,

Andrew Hiller (18:54):

Rolling, like on drugs?

Sevan Matossian (18:56):

No. <laugh>,

Andrew Hiller (18:58):

You guys? Oh, video camera. I, I actually grabbed a video of the whole line, so I kind of started at the beginning and I got everybody as I walked to the back. And then I talked to the people at the back who were volunteering and they were volunteering from Australia and Europe. And I just thought that was cool too. They, they came all the way to street parking and they were just having a good old time. Everybody was from everywhere. And this has been something that they’ve been setting up for some time and did one last year. And they actually limited it from, Hey,

Sevan Matossian (19:32):

Why did they choose the same place? I mean, I like it. I’m glad they chose the same place. Why did they choose the same place

Andrew Hiller (19:37):

From, I understand it’s the only one that they’ve repeated. So every everything else is new. They kind of jump around and I think Julian said they were in Texas a couple weeks back and did something like a tough utter. He put up a video on that. It was pretty funny.

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

Uh, um, um, did people stay the night at the ranch?

Andrew Hiller (19:52):


Sevan Matossian (19:53):

Why not? They weren’t allowed to.

Andrew Hiller (19:55):

I’m not sure if that’s the case. I just know nobody did

Sevan Matossian (19:57):

Because that’s what you do there. I didn’t think

Andrew Hiller (19:59):

The night last

Sevan Matossian (19:59):

Year. I mean that, I mean, wouldn’t it be cool like, I mean if I, if if I was, I was motivated when you went to that. I was like, fuck, maybe we should do just like a, a weekend where we all get together, people who like the sev on podcast and we could go out to the ranch and just set up tents.

Andrew Hiller (20:12):

I’m down. He said there’s wolves out

Sevan Matossian (20:14):

There though. And do a bonfire. No, no, no. It’s chill. Dave. So chill.

Andrew Hiller (20:18):

The wolves are chill.

Sevan Matossian (20:19):

The, all that shit really. The only thing is there’s mountain lion out there.

Andrew Hiller (20:23):

Alexis said RVs.

Sevan Matossian (20:25):

Yeah, all that. Stay, stay up all night. Blow. I mean, oh dude,

Andrew Hiller (20:29):

Jacqueline, I talked, dude, I had a huge conversa. This is funny. Jacqueline Robertson. Yeah. Um, hey girl. Her dad is her, his birthday was this weekend. He turned 71 and January.

Sevan Matossian (20:39):

Happy birthday. Mr. Robinson.

Andrew Hiller (20:40):

Mr. Robin, this is Mr. Mrs. Robinson. Robertson.

Sevan Matossian (20:43):

I’m sorry about Mrs. Robertson <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (20:46):

Uh, she walked up and she said, Hey, I’ve seen your YouTube. And I don’t think she just, I don’t think she said that because later, I guess her dad asked, who is that <laugh>? She goes, he has a YouTube channel and goes, I just told him all about that bear that eats all the bread out of our freezer. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:01):

And did he?

Andrew Hiller (21:01):

Yeah, he, we had like a 10 minute conversation about this bear named Boo Boo that hangs out in his backyard as I, I don’t experience much stuff like wild animals in my backyard.

Sevan Matossian (21:10):

You live in a log cabin?

Andrew Hiller (21:11):

Yeah, but it’s in suburbia. It’s in, there’s no bears.

Sevan Matossian (21:16):

Cummins. Cummins. Yeah. Are we trying to determine what kind of physique would make you, would make you say my name Make Cummins? Yeah. What’s the name? What’s the deal there? I dunno what the fuck is going on with this guy. Uh, Allegra, um, uh, love that Hiller went to, uh, fitness Freedom. Yeah. It’s cool, right?

Andrew Hiller (21:34):

It was, it was super cool. I had a great time. It, it, it’s very, um, um, got lots of hill running, which is cool. How

Sevan Matossian (21:43):

Many times did you run the hill on the ranch?

Andrew Hiller (21:44):


Sevan Matossian (21:46):

I, I I Oh, so she came down from Canada?

Andrew Hiller (21:49):


Sevan Matossian (21:50):

Um, four is a lot. Did you run on, if you’re facing the hill, did you run on the, the right or the left?

Andrew Hiller (21:57):

Both. Wow. Wow. Went up the left twice. Went up the right twice. Went up the middle once. So I guess five

Sevan Matossian (22:04):

Up the middle.

Andrew Hiller (22:05):

Yeah, that was the final one.

Sevan Matossian (22:07):

Was there. The middle doesn’t really have, well I guess the middle’s more to the left,

Andrew Hiller (22:11):

The middles. That one where you’ve seen at the games, they’ve either carried up the rock sack or the wall

Sevan Matossian (22:16):

Ball. So it’s still little to the left,

Andrew Hiller (22:19):


Sevan Matossian (22:20):

I mean in, in my mind. Little to

Andrew Hiller (22:21):

The left. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (22:22):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Um, uh, so she came out from Canada. That’s interesting. So that’s a pretty This

Andrew Hiller (22:28):

Is the one on the

Sevan Matossian (22:29):

Right. Yeah, that’s the one on the right. It it didn’t look that smooth though when you were there, right? It’s all bumpy and shit now. It’s,

Andrew Hiller (22:34):

It’s bumpy. I was amazed. No one like rolled an ankle or anything.

Sevan Matossian (22:38):

Um, I think CrossFit buys street parking.

Andrew Hiller (22:41):

Good luck. You kidding? It’s the other way around. <laugh>. Why would your freaking mind,

Sevan Matossian (22:46):

Uh, here’s the thing, Barry, if um, if I don’t think you can sell street parking, you

Andrew Hiller (22:52):


Sevan Matossian (22:52):

It’s like CrossFit. I mean, you could sell it, but it would be

Andrew Hiller (22:55):

You sold CrossFit.

Sevan Matossian (22:56):

I know, but it’s gonna just end up the same way. Yeah. How’d that work out so far? Yeah, it’s um, you’re what, what, what Cro what? Well, I’ll just use Miranda and Julian as an example. What they created. You can’t purchase, meaning you can’t purchase a, a real community. It’s, it’s like those people online who have like a million followers on Instagram and they get like 12 comments and you’re like, what the fuck is going on here with, does it count it

Andrew Hiller (23:20):

Well that you bought those?

Sevan Matossian (23:22):

Right? And this is not

Andrew Hiller (23:23):

The case with street parking. So <laugh>, I don’t think I see the

Sevan Matossian (23:26):

Correlation there. That’s the mir. That was the miracle that of CrossFit and street parking and certain communities, uh, um, you know, e even Facebook and Instagram and like, you can’t buy the, everyone just thinks of Instagram as like the app, but it’s the whole fucking community. There might be fucking a dozen apps out there better than Instagram. We’ll never know. Cuz 90% of the reason why we’re on Instagram probably is just cuz of all the other people who are there. And so once something like street parking is formed,

Andrew Hiller (23:56):

Are you trying to say you can’t buy Instagram then too?

Sevan Matossian (23:59):

Um, there’s,

Mattew Souza (24:00):

There’s way too much conflation of valuation and buying businesses.

Sevan Matossian (24:04):

No, no. I think, I think you could there because those relationships are so much more superficial than the relationships that are at CrossFit or at, um, street parking.

Andrew Hiller (24:14):

Does anybody know anybody who works at CrossFit? Other, other than I know Adrian.

Sevan Matossian (24:20):

No, I know Dave. Uh, no,

Andrew Hiller (24:22):

No, no. You like Dave? Yeah, David Adrian. So the community though,

Sevan Matossian (24:26):

I know Justin Berg,

Andrew Hiller (24:27):

Who owns Instagram? Zuckerberg

Sevan Matossian (24:29):

Zey. I think Zuck, I don’t know. It’s about the

Andrew Hiller (24:31):

Same number of people that we know who work at both of

Sevan Matossian (24:33):

These. You’re not buying Zucks 39 minute, um, <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (24:37):

Nobody’s buying that.

Sevan Matossian (24:38):

No. Really? You’re not buying it either. Fuck,

Mattew Souza (24:40):

No video evidence or doesn’t count? Let’s see, let’s just see a handful of his pushups towards the end to actually, Hey,

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

What if he would’ve done it with no vest, then would you believe it?

Andrew Hiller (24:49):

He’s probably, we got access to the best drugs on the planet.

Sevan Matossian (24:53):

Not, probably

Mattew Souza (24:55):

Not. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Uh, uh, hospital. Colin Wiggins, uh, found $9 in my gym bag. Thanks for all the laughs. Oh, that’s awesome. Thank you. Found $10.

Andrew Hiller (25:06):

That’s a lot of freaking change you found in your gym bag. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (25:09):

Thank you. Hey,

Mattew Souza (25:10):

The other thing with, uh, street parking is that the valuation would basically fall a cliff if Miranda and Julian weren’t attached to it anymore.

Sevan Matossian (25:18):

And they didn’t think about that when Greg left CrossFit.

Andrew Hiller (25:21):

I was about to say that. There you

Mattew Souza (25:22):


Sevan Matossian (25:23):

So what happened? A matter of fact they wanted him to go away.

Mattew Souza (25:29):

Well, they, as in the athletes, maybe a handful of the people working there.

Sevan Matossian (25:33):

The, the thing is, is you, I’m just trying to think of like something that like you might not like, but if it went away, um, like no matter how much you don’t like Floyd Mayweather, if you don’t like him, he makes boxing. It. It was the same with the games. It was like, it’s, I guarantee you that all the people who hated Dave, like 99% of the people who hated Dave were disgusted by the fact that he, he didn’t run the games anymore. Like, that was, that was half the fun. Was hating the guy who fucking made the workouts. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Because at least you still respected them. Uh, come inside, come inside cu inside

Mattew Souza (26:06):

Someone phonetically spell that out for us. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (26:08):

I know what, what I, the thing is, is I wanna say it. I know it’s a joke name. I just don’t get the joke. And so I’m trying to like work at Cumins.

Mattew Souza (26:18):

Maybe Startings.

Sevan Matossian (26:19):


Andrew Hiller (26:19):

Cuban’s, ID

Sevan Matossian (26:21):

Cumins Id, yeah. Cuban’s Id. It’s a spice, rare spice. I cannot help what my parents name me. <laugh>. I cannot help. What? I cannot help.

Andrew Hiller (26:33):

Can people on the podcast hear your dog bark?

Sevan Matossian (26:36):

I don’t

Mattew Souza (26:36):

Know. Yeah, because I could hear it.

Sevan Matossian (26:38):

I’m gonna fix that. No, really? You’re gonna, no. Don’t you, are you cold?

Mattew Souza (26:41):

He just wanna show up his six pack and No,

Sevan Matossian (26:43):

No. Fuck that. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. Did you always

Andrew Hiller (26:45):

Yell at me for my dog barking? Are you kidding? Or like the chicken or the air or the roosters, whatever,

Sevan Matossian (26:49):

Let people know that I’m in the country. I cannot help my parents. And Well, I I don’t even know what that means. I cannot help You. Could not help. I could not help. I will. I will not help. I shall not help. I, my parents named me. How about just that? My parents named me. I’ve considered legally changing my name. Uh, I kept getting made fun of in school, so I decided to run with it at this point in my life.

Mattew Souza (27:11):

Okay, well that’s all bullshit, but it is. We appreciate the 9 99 <laugh>. That’s

Sevan Matossian (27:17):

Bullshit. That’s not real.

Mattew Souza (27:18):

That’s not a real fucking story. He doesn’t even have

Sevan Matossian (27:20):

A real Who am I to judge? Hey, we’re having that guy. You make the Flat Earth movie. Come on.

Mattew Souza (27:26):

Oh. And

Sevan Matossian (27:26):

I’m so fucking excited. You know,

Andrew Hiller (27:28):

It’s flat, right?

Sevan Matossian (27:29):

I I don’t think it’s flat. I believe it’s round, but I’m Good luck. So open to it being flat. I’m so fucking open to it being flat.

Andrew Hiller (27:37):

It’s flat, but I’m not a flat earth. I just think it’s flat. So

Mattew Souza (27:43):

It’s just a floating like this

Andrew Hiller (27:49):

Next subject. It’s flat <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (27:51):

I, I don’t know. I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. I mean, the fact that it’s, I don’t know, but I’m just open to it. I’m just like, um, uh, oh. Yes. Sorry, Mabel, how are we getting into, uh, how are we getting into Tyson’s pants? Uh,

Andrew Hiller (28:04):

Is that, who would Oh yeah. Uh, it’s the redhead you were talking about.

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

Look how she has her head tilted down too. She’s like, she’s

Mattew Souza (28:10):

Well, she’s doing it for you, huh?

Sevan Matossian (28:11):

Yeah, she’s, look at her.

Mattew Souza (28:13):

She has the same name as my grandma. So that’s gonna be a little thorough. How

Andrew Hiller (28:16):

Did Kelly feel the earthquake from Japan, Alexis? Because the earth is flat.

Sevan Matossian (28:21):

I want, um, I

Andrew Hiller (28:22):

Bang on the table. The other side of the table feels it too. Wait,

Mattew Souza (28:24):

Even if it was round, you would still fill the earthquake? Cuz it’s all in the same structure. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (28:28):

Right. Or flat.

Sevan Matossian (28:30):

I, I I I

Andrew Hiller (28:32):

I’m sorry. Sorry. I didn’t know you were still looking at the red head.

Sevan Matossian (28:34):

We, we will not get into Tyson’s pants, but

Mattew Souza (28:38):


Sevan Matossian (28:40):

I, I would love to if you could and then come on the show and talk about it. Or just call in anonymously. Hey, fuck the guy who’s, who

Andrew Hiller (28:49):

Plays for the Bears almost. Yeah. The

Sevan Matossian (28:51):

Guy, the best quarterback, whoever, uh, height college quarterback ever lived, man, he can really throw the balls. <laugh>, dude. He you DM him now before his shit gets crazy and use that pick. That pick is crazy. That’s a great picture. Just with your head down and your eyes up. It’s like, fuck.

Andrew Hiller (29:08):

Does this person have an Instagram, this red head person?

Sevan Matossian (29:11):

I don’t know. Probably. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (29:13):

They’re your handling that

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

Really? Her last name? MCUs.

Andrew Hiller (29:17):


Sevan Matossian (29:17):

Bro. Oh. Oh, <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (29:20):

You’re trying too hard to make these names inappropriate. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (29:22):

We’re primed for it. We just think it, we see it everywhere now. Can’t help it.

Sevan Matossian (29:27):

Uh, I wish it wasn’t real. Suza. Wow. Geez.

Andrew Hiller (29:31):

We more money <laugh>. Wow. Wow. Who’s Eddie Bravo. Uh,

Sevan Matossian (29:40):

He started this organization called A Bunch of Organizations, but his big one I think is he started a Jiujitsu club called 10th Planet. They got a bunch of gyms, I think around the, maybe around the world. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> definitely in California. And he’s very well respected in the Jiujitsu community. But he got in a and, and him and Joe Rogan are friends and he got in a fight with Joe Rog. Joe Ro.

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