Matossian, Hiller, Souza & DiCicco

Andrew Hiller (00:00):

Uh, pc.

Sevan Matossian (00:02):


Andrew Hiller (00:03):

Who? No one.

Sevan Matossian (00:04):

Bam. We’re live.

Mattew Souza (00:06):

Wait, I don’t have

Sevan Matossian (00:07):

<laugh>. He’s gotta have your heads on. Oh

Mattew Souza (00:11):


Sevan Matossian (00:11):

Oh my goodness. I definitely need a

Mattew Souza (00:12):

Shirt on him,

Andrew Hiller (00:13):

So hell no. No, no. We’re sit your ass down.

Sevan Matossian (00:17):

Shirtless. The shirtless Show.

Andrew Hiller (00:19):

No. Rumble

Sevan Matossian (00:20):

Focus is the, um, oh, I’ll turn the phone on my we’re,

Andrew Hiller (00:25):

What is this Rumble option?

Sevan Matossian (00:27):

Wait. Oh, I’ll remove that. Don’t worry about it. Did that go away for

Mattew Souza (00:29):

You? Look at that tan dude.

Sevan Matossian (00:32):

Did all that rumble shit go away for you?

Mattew Souza (00:34):

Yeah, it did.

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

Okay, guys. Hi everyone. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Mattew Souza (00:37):

Wait, I can’t hear you. I

Andrew Hiller (00:39):

Have to turn on. Is that mic a little bit away from your

Sevan Matossian (00:40):

Mouth? Me?

Mattew Souza (00:42):

Am I breathing in it?

Sevan Matossian (00:42):

Oh, it was No. Clo. Closer, closer. Closer is better. What

Mattew Souza (00:45):

Do you mean close? I can’t hear shit.

Sevan Matossian (00:48):

The closer you put the, uh, mic, the better you sound

Mattew Souza (00:51):

Okay. I’m putting a shirt on.

Sevan Matossian (00:52):

Oh shit. You’re right. You do hear his breathing. Why

Mattew Souza (00:55):

Is that? I’m fucking out of breath. I don’t know why. I’ve been watching cops <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (01:01):

Okay. Uh, I think the phone is hooked up. My glasses are foggy here. Little,

Andrew Hiller (01:05):

That mic is gonna make me off myself.

Sevan Matossian (01:08):

<laugh>. You know what’s awesome about these glasses is it makes the camera angle look like it’s better. Cuz when I look down, it still looks like I’m looking at the camera a little bit.

Andrew Hiller (01:15):

It’s like that AI filter that makes your eyes always lock on the screen. Have you seen

Sevan Matossian (01:19):

That? No.

Andrew Hiller (01:21):

It’s kind of trippy.

Sevan Matossian (01:22):

Oh, is that what, um, Emily was using? Someone said, I heard someone say Emily’s using an AI to keep her head straight. Is that true?

Andrew Hiller (01:28):

So you’ll, you’ll look over here, but your eyes will still be pointed at the

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

Screen. Was she using that? I don’t know. Oh.

Mattew Souza (01:33):

Hey, can you turn the music up? My headphones? Oh, sure. There it’s,

Sevan Matossian (01:38):

Uh, Kenneth Lab. What’s up, rambler Mason Mitchell. Hi.

Mattew Souza (01:43):

The headphones. Oh

Sevan Matossian (01:44):

My God. Bill Henneger. Stop touching Nick. No, not Bill Henneger. Uh, Rosie. What’s up girl? Could always good to see you. Hi, Rosie. Go. Usually show up late and make a, an entrance. That’s pretty crazy. Soccer mom.

Andrew Hiller (01:55):

Oh, I just got my lucky head with

Mattew Souza (01:57):

Hi. Fuck. I just put the shit outta

Sevan Matossian (01:58):

Myself. Soccer mom has her earbuds in and she’s in bed

Andrew Hiller (02:01):

Trying a sound effect when you said,

Sevan Matossian (02:03):

Ah. Can you guys hear me? No.

Mattew Souza (02:05):

Yeah. I mean, not in my

Sevan Matossian (02:06):

Headphones. You can’t? No. What the fuck?

Mattew Souza (02:09):

So I said, turn the

Sevan Matossian (02:10):

Base. How’s

Mattew Souza (02:10):

That? Oh, there we go. Now I can

Sevan Matossian (02:12):

Hear myself. How are you guys talking while I’m talking?

Mattew Souza (02:15):

Oh, sorry. I couldn’t hear shit.

Sevan Matossian (02:17):

Soccer mom. Hi.

Mattew Souza (02:19):

Still outta breath.

Sevan Matossian (02:20):

You guys say hi to soccer Mom. Say hi. Hi. Say

Mattew Souza (02:22):

Soccer mom. Hi, soccer

Sevan Matossian (02:23):

Mom. She’s in bed right now.

Mattew Souza (02:25):

Oh. What’s up sweetheart?

Sevan Matossian (02:26):

Hey, girl. Yeah, get that in there. Hmm? You ever had a foursome? <laugh>?

Andrew Hiller (02:33):

Yeah. Actually

Sevan Matossian (02:35):

<laugh>, not you. Hillary. <laugh>. Uh, Marco. Uh, Cal. Cal Theron. Uh, I kicked out the sidelines at Semi’s West for not listening to one of the staff members. Not my fault. I got kicked out. Well,

Andrew Hiller (02:46):

W well, whose fault was it? Honey

Sevan Matossian (02:47):

Tank. Reeve. What’s up? Blair? Can’t stick around tonight. But what the fuck’s up?

Andrew Hiller (02:52):

What is that? It sounds like someone’s slowly dripping water outta my head.

Mattew Souza (02:55):

Yeah, it’s probably my mic. Dude, this shit’s.

Sevan Matossian (02:57):

It’s like Jew. It’s

Andrew Hiller (02:59):

Like a horrible

Sevan Matossian (03:00):

Effect. Uh, CrossFit. Corey? Mm. Who else? Uh, who’s this? M w Uh, good evening. All, all right.

Mattew Souza (03:08):

Mw new.

Sevan Matossian (03:09):

I haven’t seen that before. Bruce Swain. Barry my cock in her. Hi. Nice to see you.

Andrew Hiller (03:17):

C C C C, ccc. Look, I’m not alone.

Mattew Souza (03:20):

I, well, now I’m hell of self-conscious. I can’t do anything about it.

Andrew Hiller (03:22):

Oh, you’re right.

Mattew Souza (03:23):

I got the stepchild treatment over here.

Sevan Matossian (03:28):

Hillary, uh, Suza. See if you can, you’re gonna make me get up and bend that to your mouth. Here.

Mattew Souza (03:32):

Let me see. No, but if I bend it into my mouth, people want to kill themselves. <laugh>. All right. There it is.

Sevan Matossian (03:40):

Yeah. What is that? That’s interesting. I’ve never

Mattew Souza (03:42):

Do you hear the creaking and shit too? Hold

Andrew Hiller (03:44):

On. Sounds like fucking the grudge when that thing slowly turns its neck. It sounds what it’s like

Mattew Souza (03:54):

Now. I just can’t fucking move it all. No.

Andrew Hiller (03:56):

<laugh>. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (04:01):

Oh, that’s a trip. So I need a new mic or

Mattew Souza (04:03):

Something. Yeah. Can we have a handheld on? Could I just hold one? I I can’t help but breathe in it. I can’t. Is

Sevan Matossian (04:10):

It, is it right? Is it still doing

Mattew Souza (04:11):

It? Yeah. I’m trying not to breathe. Which only makes me like, breathe more

Sevan Matossian (04:15):

<laugh>. How do you, how do you come up with extra sloppy? I don’t understand. I don’t, I don’t even, I like that person. I don’t like that name. Imagine how much I must like that person. Cause I don’t like their name and I like them. Aaron Shabel, uh, Jew over under 1.5 shirts off when they pop on. Oh, hold

Mattew Souza (04:31):

Your breath. Yeah. I’ve been trying to hold my breath.

Sevan Matossian (04:33):

Uh, Christopher, uh, do I know this guy? Christopher Alford. Aloha. Aloha to you too. Aloha. Uh, Fergie. Hello? Uh, good evening, Mr. Wick. Yeah. Good evening. I didn’t like John Wick for ah,

Andrew Hiller (04:48):

I thought I was awesome.

Sevan Matossian (04:49):

I liked half of it. Tim Brown. Uh, former receiver for the Oakland Raiders. I thought you were a black dude, but you always had your helmet on. What do I know I’m not moving. Uh, masturbater. Hello? Uhhuh. Tits out.

Mattew Souza (05:03):

That’s a new one.

Sevan Matossian (05:05):

Uh, Caitlin. Oh. Uh, even though Caitlin Vanille didn’t make the games, I still want to have her on. And I would like to have Emily, uh, Turner on. Is that her name? Emily Turner. Who’s the girl who won? Ellie.

Andrew Hiller (05:16):


Sevan Matossian (05:16):

Ellie. Jesus crime. Sorry.

Andrew Hiller (05:18):

You’ve had a role at getting that image wrong

Sevan Matossian (05:20):

Today. Ellie Turner. I gotta have El on. Suza. Heidi. Olivia Zachary.

Andrew Hiller (05:28):

What’s Cban? Robbie? Who’s he a drug?

Sevan Matossian (05:31):

Robbie. Julie. Julie Lewinsky. Wow. Wow. Lewinsky. So that name. Wow. That is a cool fucking looking human.

Andrew Hiller (05:44):

I did the same thing. I just got closer to the computer. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone’s just checking out, Julie. So Lewinsky the

Sevan Matossian (05:51):

Start of the show. You’re, you’re fucking incredible. Uh, the guy who owns the building that CrossFit Inc. Used to be in, I think his last name is Lewinsky.

Mattew Souza (06:02):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (06:03):

He’s a cool dude. I wonder if they’re related. Is your, is your dad or your grandpa Rich as fuck? He owns the building. You have crazy. You’re awesome. She got a big old head. Great hair. <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (06:13):

You’re so weird. Like you and you don’t like pit bulls. You think you’d love a pit bull? I

Sevan Matossian (06:17):

Like the head of a pit bull. I just don’t like the stuff they do. I

Andrew Hiller (06:20):

Can use this

Sevan Matossian (06:21):

Camera seven on. It’s time to pop the top. I’m so s sw right now. It’s crazy. I couldn’t even get my shirt off if I wanted. Hmm. Uh, lucky camera straps with the big buck shirt off Chevy. Blow me <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (06:32):

Pop the top.

Sevan Matossian (06:33):

But thank you. $30 is, it’s quite a Did you

Andrew Hiller (06:35):

$30 take the shit

Sevan Matossian (06:37):

Out. I know, I know. It’s tempting. Uh, Janelle, um, uh, are we getting a strip tease? No, you’re just getting a tease, man. There’s so many comments I’m trying to make through. Uh, extra Charlie that live from the ranch was super cool today. More visits to the ranch with friends, uh, <laugh>. That’s all the friends I have. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (06:54):

They we’re all

Sevan Matossian (06:54):

There fucking way out of the loop for me to go over there. That was like 11 miles from my house. I refused. Oh. Wad zombie. I’m hoping this is like stern and Suza hops on a Cian.

Andrew Hiller (07:06):

A Saban.

Mattew Souza (07:07):

What does that mean?

Andrew Hiller (07:08):

What does Cian Oh,

Sevan Matossian (07:10):

<laugh>. What what

Mattew Souza (07:11):

Does that mean? What does that mean?

Sevan Matossian (07:13):

Let me pull up a picture of the simian.

Andrew Hiller (07:16):

Sounds like a dero made marshmallows.

Sevan Matossian (07:19):

Hey, look at the, can you believe fucking Pedro had, uh, Yana Koski on his podcast?

Andrew Hiller (07:24):

Yes. That’s

Sevan Matossian (07:25):

Awesome. What stud Let go. I would love to have, uh, Yana Koski on there. On here. On there. Not on there. On here. Didn’t he

Andrew Hiller (07:32):

Get coached by the rowing in the closet guy?

Sevan Matossian (07:34):

Yes. Uh, Cian, uh, motor Bunny. Official site Motor Bunny. A Bluetooth controller for the Cian. I don’t know if you’re ready to see the Cian

Andrew Hiller (07:48):

Sex machine.

Sevan Matossian (07:49):

Uh, the Cian is a saddle is a type of masturbation device. It consists of a hollow satellite seat containing two electric motors. You wanna see a picture of it? Yes.

Mattew Souza (07:57):

No, I’m cool. I get, I get the gist now. I’m scared.

Andrew Hiller (08:00):

I wanna see it. Just click the images button.

Mattew Souza (08:01):

Don’t click the images button. Don’t <laugh>. I have no control. Ah,

Andrew Hiller (08:07):

I’m just gonna look it up on my phone.

Sevan Matossian (08:08):

Okay. I’m gonna hit, uh, hold on. I’m gonna stop sharing screen. Oh, okay. Uh,

Andrew Hiller (08:16):

Siberian Husky. Perfect.

Mattew Souza (08:19):

Wait, can we address clock’s comment and just let him know it’s actually the camera angle angle. Hillary and I are exactly the same size.

Andrew Hiller (08:24):

This is a cian. Uh, whoa.

Sevan Matossian (08:27):

Okay. You see it, it’s basically a, it’s like a

Andrew Hiller (08:29):

Force for men or women.

Mattew Souza (08:31):

<laugh>, whatever. Float your boat, bro. It’s for women.

Sevan Matossian (08:33):

It’s a fucked up question.

Mattew Souza (08:34):

Don’t, don’t judge. Dude. It’s gender fluid.

Andrew Hiller (08:37):

<laugh>. No. Look at this picture.

Sevan Matossian (08:39):

Is that with the creature on it? That look at the

Andrew Hiller (08:41):

Dude that is a, that is a female from what I can tell

Sevan Matossian (08:44):

On it. Dude, it’s 20 here. Okay. I’m gonna pull it up. For those of you who don’t know what a cian is,

Mattew Souza (08:47):

Oh boy.

Sevan Matossian (08:49):

This thing’s $2,700.

Mattew Souza (08:51):

It ain’t cheap to have fun.

Andrew Hiller (08:54):

Yeah. What’s wrong with showing wholly expensive?

Sevan Matossian (08:58):


Andrew Hiller (08:58):

Rob would make one for 10 grand.

Sevan Matossian (08:59):

Hey, look on the look on the bottom right. Look at the other stuff that this website’s selling. Okay.

Mattew Souza (09:04):

Oh yeah. Fine. We should probably,

Sevan Matossian (09:05):

Okay, fine. Uh, go ahead

Mattew Souza (09:06):

And cut that off

Andrew Hiller (09:07):

On the screen. Roast

Sevan Matossian (09:08):

Beef. Thanks. Wa Zombie. Uh, oh. Miss Poke face. I haven’t seen her in a long time. Good evening. Happy to finally catch a live show. Great to see you. Oh my goodness.

Mattew Souza (09:16):


Sevan Matossian (09:17):

How the fuck do you look like that? And call yourself Pug

Andrew Hiller (09:20):

Face Gear Bill and Katie

Sevan Matossian (09:22):

<laugh>. Uh, you know, you know that’s what the fest total mi uh, wow. $20. Well, do you want me to tell your fortune for $20? Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (09:31):


Mattew Souza (09:32):

Fortune. Yeah, do it. You have all the information you need.

Sevan Matossian (09:35):

Oh my God. You are, uh, miss Angel face. You are. Um, you are officially, you know, like when you go to Guru, guru and they change your name to like raw, like you were Ronnie Teasdale. Now you’re raw. Ver I’m changing you to, uh, miss Angel face. Okay. Miss Pug face. What is up with that? Can you explain that to me? Someone I need, I need a data point. Why did she call herself Ms. Pug face? I

Mattew Souza (09:57):

Don’t know.

Andrew Hiller (09:58):

There’s nothing wrong with pug face. I

Mattew Souza (10:00):

Mean, well, she doesn’t look like a pug face

Sevan Matossian (10:02):

At all. I don’t find pugs attractive at all. It’s one of the most fucked up dogs in world. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (10:05):

Yeah. Pugs. Sound like my mic. <laugh>. That’s mic. She’s

Sevan Matossian (10:10):

The opposite. And she’s the opposite of fucked up face, right?

Mattew Souza (10:13):

Yeah, for sure.

Andrew Hiller (10:15):

Catfish that I’m talking about. Like,

Mattew Souza (10:18):

I’m just hanging out over here

Sevan Matossian (10:20):

By Look at Jeremy World. Okay, here we go. Uh, miss Pug. Oh, miss Pug face equals hot as fuck. Yeah. I guess anything can mean anything these days. All right. You win. You

Andrew Hiller (10:28):

Identify as a hot pug, <laugh>,

Sevan Matossian (10:31):

Uh, any other people? I don’t recognize your name. Oh, here we go. What’s a blue waffle? Uh, Julie Zelensky. You’ve asked me that at least three times. Oh. Not related. I don’t comment often, but I listen every day. Big head compliment. Oh yeah. Have I ever mentioned your big head or how nice your hair is?

Andrew Hiller (10:47):

Hey, at least he’s consistent. He likes big heads.

Sevan Matossian (10:49):

Yeah. Is she, what do you think she does for a living school teacher?

Mattew Souza (10:53):

Yeah. Some sort of administrative job, if not

Andrew Hiller (10:56):


Mattew Souza (10:58):

Oh, you go specific.

Sevan Matossian (10:59):

She’s very nice, but she’s a bossy.

Andrew Hiller (11:01):

Hm. You think? No, she’s sweet.

Sevan Matossian (11:04):

Oh, sweet. But sweet and bossy. Sweet

Mattew Souza (11:05):

But assertive. Sweet. Assertive but assertive. Thank you. She’s

Andrew Hiller (11:08):

Also not assertive.

Mattew Souza (11:09):

Common assertive. Like you Hiller

Andrew Hiller (11:12):

Common assertive.

Sevan Matossian (11:13):

Ms. Vladimir,

Mattew Souza (11:16):

You get the, uh, what was that thing called again?

Sevan Matossian (11:18):

Super fit

Mattew Souza (11:19):

That we just looked up.

Sevan Matossian (11:20):

Cian. Cian.

Mattew Souza (11:21):

Yeah. You get the Echo Cian. Did you know what

Sevan Matossian (11:23):

That was? Dude, David? No. I need that for the show. The Cian? No,

Mattew Souza (11:27):

No. Never seen that before in my life. I’ve never read one of those ever. Why would you ask me that?

Andrew Hiller (11:30):

The guest sits on the Cian.

Sevan Matossian (11:32):

Yeah, that’s what the Howard Stern did. He had his guest sit on the Cian. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (11:35):

That must have been like, at least post pre 2015. Otherwise that’d be canceled time now. That would

Andrew Hiller (11:40):

Be awesome.

Sevan Matossian (11:41):

Yes. Oh, shit. Okay. Good point, Gabe. Right? Good. Thank you Gabe. Uh, I’m gonna put on the Toast Pacers right now, and then I’ll Oh, oh, first actually, I want to ask you guys a question while I put up the toast

Andrew Hiller (11:53):

That warring with his toes. Spacers.

Sevan Matossian (11:55):

Hold on. I’m gonna, um, I’m gonna get take away the Cian and, uh, I wanna show you guys something.

Mattew Souza (12:04):

Look how bad this farmer tan is that I got today. Look

Andrew Hiller (12:07):

At that drive

Mattew Souza (12:08):

Over here. Dude. Can you see it?

Andrew Hiller (12:09):

You’re nuts.

Mattew Souza (12:10):

And the other arm’s not even just quiet as could be.

Sevan Matossian (12:15):

So guys, I started the show today with a, a bit of a monologue.

Andrew Hiller (12:18):

Mm. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And look at

Mattew Souza (12:26):

You with the good mic and headphones. <laugh>. I’m just over here trying not to breathe properly. <laugh> or move

Andrew Hiller (12:31):

Only through your nose, out through your ears.

Sevan Matossian (12:34):

Okay. Here we go. Here we go. I just wanna go through some of these comments here. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (12:39):

Oh, baby. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (12:40):

Uh, while I put on my toes. Pacers. Oh, okay. You you go ahead. You go ahead and, uh, and

Mattew Souza (12:43):

I can’t control it though,

Sevan Matossian (12:44):

But can you read it?

Mattew Souza (12:45):

Yeah. Um, partly. Hey, Jules, the best part is seven. Always saying something confidently like a com competitor’s country. And then immediately being corrected. Great show as always.

Sevan Matossian (12:59):

Oh, like when I said someone was from Spain and they were like from Egypt or some shit.

Andrew Hiller (13:03):

All right. So that one’s kind of irrelevant. Okay. That’s cool. Towards the top. It’s still cool. It’s a cool comment. That’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (13:08):

I like it. Yeah. Uh, I was a bit surprised to see H W P O go full woke and promote men competing in the Women’s CrossFit division. That’s hard note for me. But, but we don’t know that they’re actually, um, we don’t actually know that, right? We don’t know. We don’t know what they’re supporting

Andrew Hiller (13:25):

With a dead video. If a man were to be humble woman and compete in the CrossFit games, you would have to support it. No,

Sevan Matossian (13:32):

I, I don’t, I don’t know. I don’t know. They just said that they’re, they’re supporting that video. Didn’t say anything to me. Do you? Should I play the video to everyone in this? In Please, please,

Andrew Hiller (13:39):


Mattew Souza (13:39):

Yeah. Let’s bring everybody up to video. Okay. In case you haven’t

Sevan Matossian (13:42):

Seen it yet. So I addressed this video on, um, H hw, uh, po Let me see. Should I

Andrew Hiller (13:49):

Take my pants off?

Mattew Souza (13:50):

Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Sevan Matossian (13:51):

You can

Andrew Hiller (13:52):

Off earlier today. Run up that hill.

Mattew Souza (13:54):

It’s a Friday night. Cause

Sevan Matossian (13:55):

This show, this show is truly inclusive. Okay, here we go. So this guy is, um, the does he is, I don’t want to say his name right, is it’s the World Strongest Gay, right? That’s his Instagram handle. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (14:08):


Sevan Matossian (14:09):

Okay. And he is an official representative of Hard Work pays off, uh, Matt Fraser’s organization.

Mattew Souza (14:15):

Seems like a really nice dude.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

Very nice. And, and fucking pristine looking fastidious.

Mattew Souza (14:23):

Yeah. It feels like he he smells really good.

Sevan Matossian (14:25):

I agree.

Andrew Hiller (14:26):

It feels like he smells

Sevan Matossian (14:27):

Perfect. Symmetrical ears, nice hair.

Mattew Souza (14:30):

Okay. Like here, colors

Sevan Matossian (14:31):

Presents. Well. Cool Shirt. I’m not, I’m not sure I understand the dead cow, but still cool.

Andrew Hiller (14:35):

He died his beard once.

Mattew Souza (14:36):

Isn’t that Fraser’s tat?

Sevan Matossian (14:39):


Mattew Souza (14:40):

It’s like, so you could wear a shirt and have his tattoo on. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (14:42):

It says, we believe the H W P O is a place where hard workers can be themselves. Okay. In Celebration of Pride Month. I don’t, I don’t know what Pride Month is. I think that’s where you celebrate <laugh>. I don’t even know what that is, to be honest with you. So see, they

Andrew Hiller (14:56):

Coming from Barry?

Sevan Matossian (14:57):

Uh, we’re partnering with the Out foundation. I I’m familiar with them. Pretty, uh, I, I I don’t like that organization. I think they’re a a not a welcoming organization. I think they’re a mean for a variety of reasons. Um, as a nonprofit out foundation. And that means nothing. A nonprofit that’s like Bullshit Talk as a nonprofit out Foundation works, basically it just means they’re, uh, tax gov government owned. Yeah. As a, as a nonprofit. Out foundation works to promote diversity means nothing to me. And the fitness industry connects individuals with inclusive spaces to work out, provides important educational trainings and so much more. So to me, they’re not inclusive. They’re actually, uh, um, they hate women. And we could get into that <laugh> later if we can get into the details of

Andrew Hiller (15:42):

That. If they said anything. It’s that they hate women.

Sevan Matossian (15:44):

<laugh>. Well, they want, they want I, that organization thinks it’s okay for men, uh, to compete in women’s, um, competition. Uh, the Chloe Johnson issue, you know, and I personally, on some level, I don’t really care. But, but, but I don’t wanna lie. I’m not gonna lie and tell you that a man is a woman. Like, let’s just be honest. Like, if we, if we, if we’re all gonna decide we hate women and we don’t want them to ever win any more trophies anymore, let’s just decide on it. I don’t like the lying part. But anyway, learn how to get involved and join us in donating. So when I see this, I think everyone with H W P O must be on board. Amanda Barnhardt, Jason Hopper, Matt Fraser, Sammy, Matt O’Keefe. I just think of all the things and there’s some, there’s some bills that out Foundation supported throughout the years that I think would be very concerning. I would think, especially to Matt Fraser since he’s having a kid. But, but maybe not. But anyway, so this is what this guy says. Let’s play this. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (16:36):

Like the out foundation opening up their hearts and showing the world that the gym and physical fitness is one that everybody can enjoy and love in order for them to better themselves is so important. And that’s why I think for H W P O to be partnered with the Out Foundation to promote not only a message of love and inclusivity, but one that is promoting health and wellness for every single person, regardless of who they are, is so important. And that’s why the Al Foundation is doing such an amazing job at opening up these doors for so many amazing people.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

I have no idea what that dude just said. He didn’t

Andrew Hiller (17:09):

Say anything. I commented that, look, it only has six likes. Come on guys.

Sevan Matossian (17:15):

I have no idea what that said.

Andrew Hiller (17:19):

He didn’t say anything. It’s the trophy of the uniform.

Sevan Matossian (17:21):

Hey dude, I may not fucking be a Christian, but I know that Jesus came down and they’re saying he came down and turned fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, wine into water or, or the other way, water into wine. Like I know, like they said it. Like, what, what are you saying right there? Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (17:37):

Which is sick that he did

Sevan Matossian (17:38):

That. Yeah. It’s pretty cool if he did. Yeah. I don’t, I don’t know.

Andrew Hiller (17:42):

Now. Now, now can you rephrase that in a way where Jesus didn’t do anything, or we don’t know by the words that they said Jesus,

Sevan Matossian (17:47):

Jesus went also went into another place and flipped over a table cuz he was pissed. I know that he flipped, but they, these guys open their hearts and get and promote love. I don’t even know what that means.

Andrew Hiller (17:57):

Jesus, you said he flipped over a table, got all angry. What he would say here is, I have rumors that Jesus was a very angry person. And I have nothing to say about where or how I know this

Sevan Matossian (18:07):

<laugh> Right. <laugh>. Right, right.

Andrew Hiller (18:09):

But I glad it authority that he’s angry. Yes. Yes. Okay. Jesus can do some magical stuff, I think, which makes him a demonn. So <laugh>,

Sevan Matossian (18:17):

Right? Ooh. Scary,

Andrew Hiller (18:19):

Scary, scary bad. Jesus. That’s the sound.

Sevan Matossian (18:21):

Okay. So here’s the thing. So I wanna go back to this comment. I wanna go back to this comment right here. And, and I wanna look at this.

Andrew Hiller (18:28):

Hey, can you play that thing from the other day? The, the pastor remember in the courtroom?

Sevan Matossian (18:32):

Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Let me address this and I’ll go straight for that. Thank you. Okay. Uh, the best part is, uh oh no, I was a bit surprised to see H W P O go full woke and promote men competing in women’s CrossFit division. They’re, I don’t know if they are promoting that. Well,

Mattew Souza (18:44):

We don’t know anything cuz it’s not really specific.

Sevan Matossian (18:47):

I don’t know. I know out foundation promotes that. So I guess by proxy, is that the right term? By proxy, you could say H W P O supports that.

Andrew Hiller (18:57):

Hmm. Liver king is nothing on Jesus.

Sevan Matossian (19:00):

Jesus also faceted for 40 days. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we know he is doing shit. We don’t know what these fucking guys are doing.

Andrew Hiller (19:06):

Jesus is a

Sevan Matossian (19:07):

Badass. And then this guy says, it’s a hard note for me. And then, and then, and then, um, where was this?

Andrew Hiller (19:13):

Where was

Sevan Matossian (19:13):

What? Oh, someone, Veronica Zimmerman wants to know where H W P O went, woke. And then by woke, I presume you mean everything I don’t like is woke and I don’t have English ability to say it any better. No, that’s not true. Woke, uh, Shelly Shell’s hd, I’ll, I’ll explain it to you. Woke is when you say stuff like, um, men are women and you can’t define women. When someone says, what’s a woman to you? And you get all defensive,

Mattew Souza (19:36):

Isn’t it like no objective truth,

Sevan Matossian (19:38):

Fine. That too. And you can’t tell the difference between what’s going on in your head as a reality versus reality at all. You’re just completely lost and you’re willing to use violence to, in order to, um, protect that your delusion. And, and you think, you think, you think fighting racism with racism is the right thing to do. You think it’s okay, uh, to, to to hate, uh, white people in order to promote, uh, um, the Taliban?

Andrew Hiller (20:06):

You ever hear the saying fight fire with fire? Yeah. That, so the forest on fire, so you just put more fire on it. Okay.

Mattew Souza (20:12):

Thinking the oppress with oppression,

Andrew Hiller (20:14):

That’s all I always think. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (20:16):

Right. Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can, uh, uh, our men and women,

Andrew Hiller (20:19):

I love that saying, fire with fire.

Sevan Matossian (20:21):

Are men and women different?

Mattew Souza (20:24):


Andrew Hiller (20:25):

Worldwide? It should be. I’m gonna fight fire with water.

Sevan Matossian (20:27):

Jen Thompson, euros. Semifinals. Oh, what’s he saying? Another video that says something. Oh, let me see.

Andrew Hiller (20:35):

Rambler. Yeah, there it is. There’s a sip and

Mattew Souza (20:39):

Swallow into the mic just for Heidi.

Sevan Matossian (20:42):

Oh, is it, is it the black guy? Protect your home Children.


Protect your Children. Is it this, is this the video you’re talking about? Hillary? The one with the dude who was getting yelled at in the courtroom. The black ball dude. Yeah. Oh yeah. This is good. Okay, here we go. Th So here we go. This is, this is my question for the world’s strongest gay. This is, this is what this guy, um, suggests that you’re saying. So he’s actually gonna say what I, what? I’m curious if, if this is what you meant to say. Okay. Brace yourself. Ready? Here we go. Brace yourself. Here we go. Because some people don’t want to hear the truth. People don’t want to hear like, Hey, that piece of paper is thin. That dog bites. Like, this guy’s gonna just say some shit that’s like gonna, might ground you in reality. <laugh>. Okay, here we go. Headphones

Speaker 5 (21:24):

Here. It’s called, it’s perfectly normal. I’ll read some of this for you. It says, after a bit a person’s, it becomes moist and slippery. And the clitoris becomes hard. After a bit, a person’s becomes erect, excuse me, stiff and larger Pastor, sometimes a bit of clear fluid that may contain Pastor sperm comes outta the tip of the and makes pastor it wet. Pastor, can we

Sevan Matossian (21:49):

Sir? I’m sorry.

Speaker 5 (21:50):

I was it something I said.

Sevan Matossian (21:53):

Now, listen. Uh, America’s um, uh, gay is gay, strongest gay <laugh> since you won’t tell us anything, but it’s about gay shit, right? That’s what eth we have to guess. So don’t get all pissy and shit. It’s fun guessing. I’m enjoying the show. I’m making a whole show of it. We have to guess because you won’t tell us you understand. Like we, I’m not, I’m not, I don’t wanna make shit up. But here’s something. This guy is a pastor speaking in a school board meeting about a book that, um, that teaches gay stuff. So this is in my Instagram feed. I’m wondering if this is what you’re talking about, bringing books that talk about putting penises in kids’ mouths. I’m just wondering

Speaker 5 (22:30):

If you don’t wanna hear it in a school board meeting, why should children be able to check it out of the school system? We have perverts that are perverting our kids and you all sit back smug in your chairs, but you don’t want me to read it. Why does it bother you? Yes or no? You can’t.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

Hey, I think you’re right. I think, I think, um, it is inclusive to, uh, to, uh, sexualized kids. I’m just not that inclusive. I guess <laugh>, I guess that is fully inclusive. I’m just not doing that part. You’re right. I’m, I’m exclusive. I save sex for adults. <laugh>.

Speaker 5 (23:05):

Hey, answer that question. You wanna know why? Because politically speaking, you can’t say that it’s wrong. And you don’t want me to read the filth because it exposes the truth. How dare you tell me to stop reading it. If you don’t wanna hear it. Why should the children have to say it?

Sevan Matossian (23:24):

Oh, oh, I like this comment. Uh, uh, Todd Adams <laugh> the new face of white supremacy. <laugh>. This is a black guy, <laugh>. Oh geez. Oh my goodness. Holy shit. Hey, listen. And for those of you who, well, we’ll get to. Those of you who are like, I don’t see what this has to do with CrossFit. I, I don’t see what it has to do with CrossFit either. So I’m someone don’t talk about it has nothing to do with CrossFit. I get it.

Andrew Hiller (23:46):

I bet the world’s strongest gay knew what a thruster is. You know what a thruster

Speaker 6 (23:51):


Sevan Matossian (23:51):

<laugh>. Yeah, I know what a thruster is. Like, if he wants to make thrusters available to everyone, I’m, I’m totally with him. Okay, here we go. Pastor,

Speaker 6 (24:00):

Your time is is the time is up. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (24:02):

That makes two of us This book here, it’s called, it’s Per,

Andrew Hiller (24:05):

I just don’t understand what this chick is doing, reacting to it. It’s all the same. She barely even makes a facial expression. They don’t think she’s sitting there looking at it and pointing at being like,

Sevan Matossian (24:14):

I was just thinking what Alexis probably thinks of her skin. She’s probably like, damn.

Andrew Hiller (24:18):

She probably is.

Sevan Matossian (24:19):

That was weird. I was just like, who’s in the room with me? I heard something move that was fucking weird.

Andrew Hiller (24:24):


Speaker 6 (24:25):

It’s me.

Sevan Matossian (24:26):

Okay, hold on. We’re we’re, we’re, we’re gonna go a little bit. Uh, um, okay. I’m gonna show you one more thing. I’m gonna show you one more thing, by the way, where a guy says something. This guy’s also saying something. Okay. Now listen carefully. This guy is saying something so you can agree or disagree. Well listen to what this guy’s saying something totally different to kind of discharge and calm down. So no one’s like this is transphobic or anti-gay or sev hates Jews or nothing like that. Like, but, but, but I do hate, um, uh, misdirection when it comes to medical advice. So, so that one you can go ahead and project onto me. Here we go. Wa listen to this one. Oh, sorry, I gotta

Andrew Hiller (25:01):

Share the screen. I can’t wait to see what this is gonna be.

Sevan Matossian (25:03):

Here we go. This one, this one is, uh, this guy’s also saying something. Listen,

Speaker 6 (25:07):

Diabetes is a 110 billion annual industry. Big pharma makes 110 billion a year on diabetes. How many of you think they wanna shut that down, right? Oh, one person does. Okay. Well, I would take issue with that. They don’t wanna shut that down. Um, so the, in fact, if you asked me if you said Gary, nobody, nobody would say this. This is a hypothetical. Um, but if you said, Gary, write me a diet that would guarantee I get diabetes, I would go right to the American Diabetic Association website. I would download their dietary guidelines and I would send ’em to you. Check it out. I’m not making this up. If you, if you go there, you’ll see, you know what they recommend for a type two diabetic first thing in the morning for breakfast. All of oatmeal, glass of orange juice with natural honey crushed brown sugar.

Sevan Matossian (25:54):

So, so world strong, Sade. Do you see what I’m saying? The, the, the Diabetes Foundation website has more balls than you do. They tell you what to eat. So then we can then judge them and be like, no, actually you’re giving the advice that causes diabetes. And then we can start the discussion. You’re saying nothing dude, but we know why. Or we can speculate. Why?

Andrew Hiller (26:16):


Sevan Matossian (26:17):

Oh, because people, it’s, it’s not gonna come out nice in words.

Andrew Hiller (26:20):

What do you got against oatmeal? It’s,

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

It’s, it’s not gonna come. It’s not gonna, it’s not gonna come out nice in words. It’s not gonna come out. It’s not gonna come out nice in words. It’s not like the pasture. It’s not, it’s not gonna be. Yeah. Yeah. It’s not gonna, yeah, exactly. It’s not gonna come out. Um, uh, I what this, this, this is the sevan. This, this the, what the fuck is that a sentence? This the base Sevan. What’s based, is that a typo?

Mattew Souza (26:44):

The base? No, it’s like based like, you’re, you’re like a based person.

Andrew Hiller (26:48):

It’s like cap. We need to explain that to you earlier.

Sevan Matossian (26:50):

Ka that’s what you do. Like when you rip on people? No,

Andrew Hiller (26:53):

No, no. Like no cap. You’re

Sevan Matossian (26:54):

So fat when you get on a scale card comes out and says one at a time. It’s actually a comment.

Andrew Hiller (26:58):

Comment on that YouTube cap. It just

Mattew Souza (26:59):

Means that JM is like under the age of 18.

Sevan Matossian (27:04):

Okay. Is that right? No, I don’t, I don’t know. I haven’t learned what base means. I don’t, I don’t even know what Karen is.

Andrew Hiller (27:09):

Oh no,

Mattew Souza (27:10):

I know the origin.

Sevan Matossian (27:11):

Oh, base is anti woke. I don’t know if I’m Yeah, I’m anti woke. So H W P O causes diabetes. No, but stay with us. <laugh>. No, I, I don’t think so. I think actually H WPO has got the diabetes thing. I don’t know for sure, but I’ll figure it out. If you have diabetes, I recommend, uh, signing up for H W P O.

Andrew Hiller (27:33):

Yeah, I’ve heard this about

Sevan Matossian (27:34):

Oatmeal by the way. They can, um, <laugh>, they can, uh, someone is so high. Dude. <laugh> not. There

Mattew Souza (27:44):

We go. Not justified. It <laugh> not,

Sevan Matossian (27:46):

Not high at all. Nothing. I’m high. I’m high. I I was, uh, I just worked out for two hours with the boys hour and 45 minutes with the boys. I’m so fucking pumped. I’m so was I, was I fucking on ecstasy in the garage after our work workout? Yeah. I was fucking, couldn’t

Andrew Hiller (28:02):

Believe he was bloating. He was nuts. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (28:04):

Oh, how do you drink the coffee? That fucking, I’m so fucking excited. I just wanted to put these, I just, no, I’m not hiding. I just wanted to put these on today. The guy, I wear these every once in a while. I’m not hiding

Mattew Souza (28:12):

From, it’s a fucking Friday night mood. Get over it. The fucking glasses are the vibe. Throw ’em back on, dude. I’ll do

Andrew Hiller (28:17):

Dude, this, this person only knows of you because of me, which is cool.

Sevan Matossian (28:21):

That’s bullshit. Thanks Hillary for introducing me. That’s bullshit. Mm-hmm. Hillary was a stain on his dad’s sheets bef before Wait. And I, and I was alive for, for 30 years. Suza be a man and take a drink without pulling the mic away. I was when

Andrew Hiller (28:35):

I was born. So

Mattew Souza (28:35):

Everybody said to pull it away the first time. They’re like muted. I can’t even fucking mute it.

Sevan Matossian (28:39):

That’s true. Oh yeah. I have, I have control volumes.

Mattew Souza (28:41):

Yeah. So I gotta pull

Andrew Hiller (28:42):

It away. Blue out state? Either of you.

Mattew Souza (28:45):

Only because, uh, Frazier was in it.

Andrew Hiller (28:47):

Oh man. Oh, I’d like

Sevan Matossian (28:49):

To see that. Was he good? It he had

Andrew Hiller (28:51):

A little like, throwaway scene, but it was still pretty funny. Yeah, he

Mattew Souza (28:53):

Had a little cameo because

Andrew Hiller (28:54):

I didn’t know. And then I watched that show religiously and I was into CrossFit and he just rolled on the screen. I go, guys, you’ll never believe this. My buddies weren’t into CrossFit. That guy won the CrossFit games last year. And then of course they’re like, shut the fuck up, dude. No, no, you’re stupid.

Sevan Matossian (29:09):


Andrew Hiller (29:09):

Awesome. And then it was actually him. And actually in that same movie, there’s the cans of kcl Cliff everywhere. Because you could have bought your way outta the movie. It was crowdfunded. So kcl Cliff bought Fraser a spot on that movie. Oh shit.

Sevan Matossian (29:21):


Andrew Hiller (29:22):

That makes sense. A whole movie where there’s bottles of beer in everywhere. There’s cans of kcl Cliff. It’s kind of funny. Uhhuh

Mattew Souza (29:26):

<affirmative>. That was when he had like the Kiff and Red Line sponsor. Wasn’t Red Light O’Keefe’s like clothing company or whatever it

Andrew Hiller (29:32):

Was. I heard Pair Red Line shorts.

Sevan Matossian (29:35):

Those shorts were good, right?

Andrew Hiller (29:36):

I kinda liked them. Yeah. Yeah. I heard

Sevan Matossian (29:38):

They were the best. Okay. Uh, let’s keep reading. Uh, Halpin is a gentleman and a scholar and has the patience of a Buddha for those first three minutes. Thoughts? Uh, thumb down. <laugh>, uh, <laugh>.

Speaker 8 (29:51):

Oh, Hal Halpin was so brave. Just sitting there not doing

Sevan Matossian (29:54):

Anything. Uh, listeners, he don’t, I thought Halpin was a good sport. He was easy. A good sport. He, but he was a great sport.

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