Live Call w/ Danielle Brandon

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Offenders, bam. We’re live. Uh, that is not true. Is it d b e Cuz of Danielle Brandon Energy. Yeah. That that is not true.

Sevan Matossian (00:12):


Sevan Matossian (00:15):

Uh, yeah, that is, that is absolutely not true. That is, uh, yeah, this is happening. You know, you know the last time Danielle, Brandon was on, Sarah Sigmund’s daughter was on, I think first for like 45 minutes and then she left, and Danielle, Brandon was on and they were on in the same show. Yeah. Oh, shut it. God. You guys suck. Oh, Sean, you know what? You suck. Oh my goodness. You so know what you suck. So it’s, it’s early. I came early, I came early. Fucking bats watchat you guys around a little bit. Let me do my, um, let me do my little, uh, normal beginning. Hi Barry. What’s up dude? Fergie. Hello sema. Hey Mitchell. Is Mitchell new? Is he new? Like, like last like 10 shows? Seems new. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you’re, you’re way too new to be saying. Is this actually happening? No. You, you got, you haven’t earned that, right? Uh, we need Danielle, Brandon Energy. Oh, here she comes. No. Oh shit. Here comes a text from Danielle right now. I’m sorry, I can’t make tonight’s show. Fuck.

Danielle Brandon (01:21):

Why? Why? I don’t know why it says Matt near.

Sevan Matossian (01:27):

Oh. Oh, wait. I know why it says that. Because you haven’t been back to your house in a week.

Danielle Brandon (01:34):


Sevan Matossian (01:39):

Fuck it. Hey, I’m putting on my toe spacers while, while you can pull your shit together, Ms.

Danielle Brandon (01:43):


Sevan Matossian (01:45):

Oh my God. Talk about That’s like getting, that’s like getting caught. The parents caught you. Daddy caught ya <laugh>. Daddy caught ya. Damn.

Danielle Brandon (01:56):

No. Damn. Yes.

Sevan Matossian (02:00):

I swear he is just over here helping me with my homework. I swear to God. Nothing. What are you talking about? Nothing. Just helping me with my homework. Why is your shirt off then Miss Brandon? Oh. Because, uh, I spilled some water on it while we were doing my home homework. <laugh>, what’s up girl?

Danielle Brandon (02:18):

Uh, not much

Sevan Matossian (02:19):

Good to see you.

Danielle Brandon (02:20):

It’s so great to see you. Thanks for letting me come on.

Sevan Matossian (02:24):

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you like how fast I responded? Anytime You fucking want <laugh>. Anytime

Danielle Brandon (02:31):

You Oh, I was just jealous of everyone else getting to come on.

Sevan Matossian (02:37):

I, um, I think basically I think what our process is schedule like two or three shows they fall through and then we get, and then, you know, do we, it’s like quitting smoking, getting you on the show. You have to just like keep I, I had to try like a hundred times and then I finally quit.

Danielle Brandon (02:56):

Well, that’s what it takes to get me.

Sevan Matossian (02:59):

That’s <laugh>, uh, Hector trying to send her a link for every show. It’s, it’s actually not a bad idea.

Danielle Brandon (03:06):

How fun.

Sevan Matossian (03:07):

It’s not a bad idea. I sent her a couple links, uh, during the, um, week while she’s competing. Sprinkled her with a link or two. Yeah, you

Danielle Brandon (03:14):

Did. Unfortunately we had to do the, um, athlete briefing

Sevan Matossian (03:18):

Or unfortunately, like you’re competing and you’re like, yeah, like I wanna really come on and talk to you knuckleheads.

Danielle Brandon (03:22):

I did. I had to get an athlete briefing. I would’ve rather been on the show than that.

Sevan Matossian (03:27):

Um, uh, you are you wearing tow bases?

Danielle Brandon (03:31):

I’m not right now.

Sevan Matossian (03:32):

Oh, don’t worry. I’m holding it down for both of us.

Danielle Brandon (03:34):

You are. I should.

Sevan Matossian (03:36):

I sent, uh, I sent, uh, Mary a, uh, text and she responded with, you’re really starved for sponsorship, aren’t you? I said, yes, absolutely. <laugh> star. Absolutely.

Danielle Brandon (03:47):

No you’re not.

Sevan Matossian (03:48):

I know. Just, I don’t wanna disagree with her. Did you see Dave has an olive oil out?

Danielle Brandon (03:57):


Sevan Matossian (03:58):

An olive oil? Uh, like the stuff you put on salad or like you cook with, it comes in a bottle. You squeeze Olive. Dave Castro, he has an olive oil.

Danielle Brandon (04:06):

What’s the, is it like a flavor?

Sevan Matossian (04:08):

I don’t think so, but there he, um, he found a, uh, farmer. It’s been, he’s been talking about it for years and he found a farmer with 1100 trees. Look at, look at, he’s putting labels on his, uh, first set of bottles.

Danielle Brandon (04:20):

Wow. Wow. He’s doing it himself too.

Sevan Matossian (04:24):

Yeah. How cute. Right?

Danielle Brandon (04:25):

Oh, wholesome.

Sevan Matossian (04:26):

A little bit of d n A on Dave Castro, d n a on every bottle. Oh,

Danielle Brandon (04:30):

Look at his hands. Trying to be so precise.

Sevan Matossian (04:34):

Yeah, he got his first, uh, 90 bottles and, um, yeah, I think it’s really cool.

Danielle Brandon (04:40):

That is so cool. That’s awesome. Wow. That’s a wholesome video. Oh, I like that street parking. Oh, it’s a street parking. Is that a collab with them?

Sevan Matossian (04:52):

They, so basically he’s, so he found a farmer near his ranch that has 1100 olive trees. Old dude. And I think eventually, well I probably shouldn’t say too much, but basically Dave talked to the guy and he’s like, Hey, I’ve always been into olive oil. They talk blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Next thing you know, Dave’s like, Hey, um, can I, uh, harvest some of your trees and make my own olive oil? And then he started thinking, oh shit. Um, I’m having this event happen at the ranch this weekend, so I’m gonna rush to get the bottles done. Yeah. And make some labels. And then he kind of did the, he asked, uh, Miranda, he said, Hey, what if I put the street parking label on the first hundred bottles?

Danielle Brandon (05:24):

Oh, May 27th through the 28th. Um, you know what I did see a video of, is your one of your kids hitting tennis balls?

Sevan Matossian (05:31):

You play tennis?

Danielle Brandon (05:32):

No, I don’t play a lot of tennis. I haven’t ever.

Sevan Matossian (05:36):

But your, huh? You’ve turned into a pickleball queen.

Danielle Brandon (05:39):

Yep. Pickleball.

Sevan Matossian (05:41):

Um, w uh, do you like, um, pickleball?

Danielle Brandon (05:44):

I do. I enjoy it. It’s fun. I live like a minute away from the US National Pickleball courts of Naples or something,

Sevan Matossian (05:52):

And it’s huge there cuz it’s kind of an old person sport.

Danielle Brandon (05:55):

It’s huge. There’s like 60 quarts, maybe more.

Sevan Matossian (05:58):

Oh. Um, and any concern that, um, so the other day I went to play tennis with my kids and I had just had sandals on, but I played with them and I ended up because, because I had sandals on tweaking my knee. I’m 51, I’ve never tweaked my knee. Right. But like, my foot kind of got twisted. Something weird happened to my knee and my knee hurt for like three days. It was kind of weird. Yeah. Any concern that, that kind of stuff?

Danielle Brandon (06:21):

Mm, no.

Sevan Matossian (06:22):

No, because you’re super competitive and you could do something stupid, right?

Danielle Brandon (06:25):

Absolutely. I mean, there’s a risk with anything that we do to do something stupid. You know, I think like two weeks before semis, you know, I had someone make a comment saying like, lay off the pickle ball for, you know, two weeks out from semis. And I did because of that. I was like, just in case whatever. Now I feel like I’m gonna like jinx it if I go play when this person told me not to play. So kind of, but not really worried,

Sevan Matossian (06:56):

Uh, getting some bars in honor of Danielle, Brandon, what is what, what are some bars? Loves getting

Danielle Brandon (06:59):


Sevan Matossian (07:00):

Yeah. What’s getting bars?

Danielle Brandon (07:02):

Like getting bars.

Sevan Matossian (07:04):

Getting, uh, thank you Barry. Uh, Barry Macer. That’s, uh, very nice of you. Yeah. Uh, uh, Karina Rain. Uh, Danielle, are you cheering anyone on this weekend in the west or the touring? If so, who do tell

Danielle Brandon (07:16):

Exactly. You think what she, what you think she sounds like

Sevan Matossian (07:20):

Dan? Uh, no. I think she sounds like, uh, the,

Sevan Matossian (07:23):

Hi, Danielle, are you cheering anyone on this weekend?

Danielle Brandon (07:28):

Um, on the West. I really wanna see like Ariel and Emily. I wanna see them do well. I think that’s all.

Sevan Matossian (07:39):

Emily. Who? Emily. Who?

Danielle Brandon (07:41):


Sevan Matossian (07:41):

Oh. Oh, okay.

Danielle Brandon (07:43):

Right. She’s there.

Sevan Matossian (07:45):

She is. I believe she is.

Danielle Brandon (07:47):

Yeah. And, uh, Ariel Lowen.

Sevan Matossian (07:50):

Yes. Uh, the, the boys picked her to win.

Danielle Brandon (07:54):


Sevan Matossian (07:55):

And, and, and, and your old, uh, your old, it, it’s, it’s weird. I, um, people throw this term around about you that they’ll be like, oh, that’s Danielle’s training partner. Or that’s, and I, if I finally realize that some point it’s here. Danielle’s never had a training partner, or especially if it’s a girl, she, Daniel doesn’t have training partner. She doesn’t train with anyone yet. Maybe I think Dolan’s in the room or James is in the room, but they’re like,

Danielle Brandon (08:23):

I would say if I’ve ever had a training partner, it would be Dolan only because I do, um, talk to him like, but it isn’t about like workouts that I’m doing or workouts that he’s doing. Um, you know, after a workout that maybe he watched me do that he was doing the same one after. He’ll be like, Hey, like you, you know, you looked really good on that. Like your rounds looked consistent. Like he’ll give actual feedback, which is great.

Sevan Matossian (08:48):

Um, but it’s, it’s the same. It would be like, uh, people will, were saying this weekend that em Carey is your training partner. Emma Carey is not your training partner.

Danielle Brandon (08:57):

Yeah. I wouldn’t really say that. I say,

Sevan Matossian (08:59):

Yeah, she trains at the same gym. She has some of the coaches, you guys use some of the same equipment.

Danielle Brandon (09:04):

Yeah, absolutely.

Sevan Matossian (09:06):

But you aren’t training partners. It it, it’s just not true.

Danielle Brandon (09:09):

I mean, yeah, exactly. I mean, maybe more so leading up to the games.

Sevan Matossian (09:13):

Um, you don’t want any, you don’t want any, you don’t want any female training partners?

Danielle Brandon (09:18):

Yeah, I don’t think so. I think I’ve, I don’t really

Sevan Matossian (09:21):

<laugh> You’re like one of those fish, you know, that, that, that lives in the, in those little glass jars by themselves. I forget what they’re called, like betas or something. Or they alphas or do you know what I’m talking about? The Isn’t

Danielle Brandon (09:31):

It a little beta fish? Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (09:32):

They’re what a fucked up name too. That’s not the beta fish. It’s the alpha fish.

Danielle Brandon (09:37):


Sevan Matossian (09:38):

Guys, this is my fucking interview. Okay, fine. Keep throwing, uh, money at it. Uh, Danielle, what are your thoughts on putting shop? Oh yeah. These, these guys. You’re like one of these. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (09:48):

Danielle, I just saw a fucked up video of Petco throwing away a whole box of beta fishes.

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

No shit.

Danielle Brandon (09:55):


Sevan Matossian (09:56):

On the gram.

Danielle Brandon (09:57):

Uh, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (09:58):

One of the,

Danielle Brandon (09:59):

It was this girl and she was going, she’s like first time dumpster diving and opened the dumpster and there was literally like 50 beta fish and they were all alive. That’s what they were alive, thrown in the dumpster with like, barely any water.

Sevan Matossian (10:14):

I hope that was an accident.

Danielle Brandon (10:16):

I don’t think so.

Sevan Matossian (10:19):

Ugh. Uh, uh, Danielle, uh, you should have sent me that, by the way. Uh, Danielle, uh, what are your, what are your thoughts on, uh, putting shopping? Oh fuck.

Danielle Brandon (10:29):

Just do

Sevan Matossian (10:29):

It. Okay, fine. What are your thoughts on putting shopping carts away? Here we

Danielle Brandon (10:33):

Go. I was saying just do it. Just put it away.

Sevan Matossian (10:35):

Oh, just do it? Yeah. Okay. Fine. You happy Jeremy? You fucking happy?

Danielle Brandon (10:41):


Sevan Matossian (10:43):

This is a, a theme on the show. I, I don’t, I don’t think it’s necessary to put a shopping cart away. You just don’t have to leave it. You just don’t leave it somewhere where it’s gonna hit another car being the way, but I don’t think it’s necessary.

Danielle Brandon (10:51):

Nothing more irritating than pulling up to a spot. And there’s a sharp shopping cart in it.

Sevan Matossian (10:56):

Uh, Barry McCullin are easy buddy. B pace yourself. We’ll get there. We’ll get there. We’ll get there buddy. Give it a second. We gotta buy her a drink first. I really, I really like the, um, I really, I really like the vi uh, you posted a video of you doing goblet squats.

Danielle Brandon (11:14):

Oh yeah.

Sevan Matossian (11:15):

And someone posted, sorry Caleb, I forgot to give this to you. I, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot all about this. And someone posted, Hey, um, can you do those on my face?

Danielle Brandon (11:25):

Really? And you

Sevan Matossian (11:26):

Yeah. And you wrote back it was fucking cra I and you wrote, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See if you can find it. And you wrote back, not even dinner first or something. It was, it was amazing. D does that ring a bell?

Danielle Brandon (11:39):

It kind of does, but I feel like there’s so many comments. I really try to look through a lot of them.

Sevan Matossian (11:45):

I think a lot of people would like block that person or not answer it.

Danielle Brandon (11:50):

You know, if I really did that, I’d be

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

Just blocking thousands

Danielle Brandon (11:55):

The whole time on. I’m on Instagram and I’ll block people. I’ll absolutely.

Sevan Matossian (11:59):

Hey, maybe it didn’t happen. Maybe that was just a, uh, a dream of mine that you said that. I do

Danielle Brandon (12:03):

Remember this. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (12:07):

Uh, oh, here it is. Go squab on my face, please. Oh, there’s a please. Yeah. And Danielle writes, take me out to dinner first. Take me out to dinner first. Damn. It’s really, it’s, it’s good.

Danielle Brandon (12:18):


Sevan Matossian (12:20):

You’re, you’re, you’re a good dude. Educating, uh, um, um, not educating, um, integrating, talking with the, uh, pawns scum of the earth. You know what I mean? The lesser the, the, the grossness that is, uh, Instagram, you know. Yeah. Sprinkling a little recognition. God. And, you know, that made that guy’s day, he can’t even believe it.

Danielle Brandon (12:39):

Oh, yeah. He’s soaked. I’m glad, I’m glad I could make his day.

Sevan Matossian (12:44):

Is is that your first idea for a response? Do you ever go on the other? Like, do you ever be like, I’m gonna write back to him, uh,

Danielle Brandon (12:50):

Like, Ew, gross.

Sevan Matossian (12:52):

Yeah. Or fuck you asshole. And then you take a deep, you, you know, like when someone flips you off, sometime you’re about to flip ’em off and then you take a few deep breaths and you’re like, I love you. Like you, you kind of just flipped the script. It’s like you don’t even know where it came from, but you’re like, God, I, I’m glad I waited for answer number two.

Danielle Brandon (13:04):

Yeah. I mean, I, I guess I, I just haven’t put much thought into it to think like just how maybe inappropriate it is or, you know, I guess it’s disrespectful. I, I feel like sadly I’ve been getting it for so long that I don’t really necessarily,

Sevan Matossian (13:24):

Since you’ve been 12, not like,

Danielle Brandon (13:25):

Oh, that’s so disrespectful. I’m like, whatever. You know, they can say whatever they want. They just open their mouth and they shouldn’t. Right. Like, like, I’m just not gonna let that affect me. Whatever. Like, they’re saying what a lot of people are thinking in their head, like,

Sevan Matossian (13:43):

Uh, C Correct.

Danielle Brandon (13:44):

They’re just saying it out loud.

Sevan Matossian (13:46):

Correct. And then, then, and then, and you’re just having, being lighthearted.

Danielle Brandon (13:50):

Yeah. I don’t,

Sevan Matossian (13:51):

And and I guess it’s, it could be mood dependent too, right?

Danielle Brandon (13:54):

Absolutely. But I don’t think I’ve ever gotten offended by somebody like saying, I mean, yeah, I’ll definitely be like, like, that’s disgusting. Like, that’s really far. But it’s not gonna ups. I’m not gonna even mad about it.

Sevan Matossian (14:08):

You’re not like, how dare you, how dare you talk to me like that You’re misogynist.

Danielle Brandon (14:13):

No, we already know where, you know, we already know.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

And the truth is, is that guy probably really likes you. Oh, you’re, the truth is that guy probably really likes you just to, he’s just, he’s just a, he’s like, doesn’t know

Danielle Brandon (14:23):

How to express it.

Sevan Matossian (14:24):

Or he is. It’s just a thousand que he’s ahead of himself. He didn’t buy you dinner yet, <laugh>.

Danielle Brandon (14:29):


Sevan Matossian (14:31):

Um, the, uh, the RAD series.

Danielle Brandon (14:34):


Sevan Matossian (14:35):

Are you digging that? Are you enjoying that?

Danielle Brandon (14:36):

I do. I love it. I love that squad.

Sevan Matossian (14:39):

You’re getting loose or every episode? Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (14:41):

I feel like I am. Oh, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (14:46):

Oh, what’s this? Let us see. Oh. Oh, let us see. What is this Caleb, you’ve, you’ve found here.

Danielle Brandon (14:51):

Oh, my Atlanta.

Sevan Matossian (14:54):

Oh, here it is.

Danielle Brandon (14:56):


Sevan Matossian (14:56):

Oh, this was, oh, this was a highlight, uh, episode 17. The rad, uh, uh, behind the scenes with, uh, Daniel Brandon East Semi-finals just released hours ago. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And at 7 25 you can see a highlight where Danielle Brandon says, you know who I don’t want to beat me at the semi-finals this year. And it was weird. It’s like the audio drop right when you said the person’s name or something That’s crazy. Was

Danielle Brandon (15:22):

Cut out.

Sevan Matossian (15:23):

Uh oh. Yeah. Who? Uh, for a dollar 99. Thank you. Uh, Mr. Dick Butter.

Danielle Brandon (15:27):

Who has the

Sevan Matossian (15:28):

Name? Whose name was Bleeped out in the latest Rad video? Well, thank you God. Caleb. You’re good. Caller

Danielle Brandon (15:32):


Sevan Matossian (15:34):

<laugh>. No,

Danielle Brandon (15:35):

No, it’s no real beef. It’s never anything. It’s just, I feel like every year, you know, I, I don’t know. I’m just, I’m just a competitor.

Sevan Matossian (15:44):

Is she in your camp? Is she, does she train at br at Brute?

Danielle Brandon (15:49):


Sevan Matossian (15:51):

Danielle, who, uh, did your ink, uh, keep crushing it? Thomas Graves

Danielle Brandon (15:57):

Uhoh. I got a lot of it done in Sacramento and in Vegas.

Sevan Matossian (16:02):

Uh, no one in Naples?

Danielle Brandon (16:03):


Sevan Matossian (16:04):

Are you, are you done with tattoos?

Danielle Brandon (16:06):

No. No. No. I don’t think I’m done. I just haven’t really thought about much lately. There’s not any easy accessible places here in in Naples.

Sevan Matossian (16:16):

Does that make you happy? Do you ever think it’s good that you don’t have access to the, your favorite place or else you’d be like, it would become like you’d have a subscription at the tattoo parlor?

Danielle Brandon (16:23):

Yeah, absolutely. Sure. It’s a good thing. It’s not a good or a bad thing, but I can see how like, I could think of it as a good thing.

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

Um, what about one on your face?

Danielle Brandon (16:38):


Sevan Matossian (16:39):

No. It never entered your mind?

Danielle Brandon (16:41):

Yeah, it has entered my mind.

Sevan Matossian (16:42):

Oh fuck. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Danielle Brandon (16:45):

Absolutely. Recently actually.

Sevan Matossian (16:48):

Oh, I knew it. God, I’m a fucking genius. You might win the games this year.

Danielle Brandon (16:54):

Yeah. Maybe

Sevan Matossian (16:56):

You reward yourself with a, just a big old tattoo on your face.

Danielle Brandon (16:59):

Yeah. Why not?

Sevan Matossian (17:02):

I don’t approve.

Danielle Brandon (17:04):

Okay. I dunno. I a lot of people didn’t.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

Uh, uh, Mary. Oh, whoa. So you were in route to get the tattoo and there was an intervention.

Danielle Brandon (17:14):

I’ve just, I talked about it a lot. I said I wanna get this.

Sevan Matossian (17:18):

And there was an intervention. Yeah. Caleb, are there any, I don’t see, I don’t see too many women with tattoos on their face.

Danielle Brandon (17:26):

Um, oh, thank you. What inspired me was, um, at some, you know, famous model, got some tattoo right here and I thought it looked really good.

Sevan Matossian (17:39):

Um, uh, I’m trying to remember the guy. There’s a rapper.

Danielle Brandon (17:44):

Oh, post Malone.

Sevan Matossian (17:45):

Yeah. And I think he said he got tattoos all over his face because he was ugly.

Danielle Brandon (17:51):


Sevan Matossian (17:52):

And he just figured, um, that it doesn’t matter

Danielle Brandon (17:57):


Sevan Matossian (17:58):

That was his reasoning.

Danielle Brandon (18:01):


Sevan Matossian (18:02):

But you saw it on someone else and you thought it looked good. Yeah. What and what happened? What would happen to God? I, oh man. Oh, oh man. Kind of like, pardon me. Kind of wants to see you get it. Just to be like, oh shit. She didn’t.

Danielle Brandon (18:15):

Yeah. Right. Wow. There’s, huh. See, mine would be even less aggressive than that.

Sevan Matossian (18:21):

She’s ver that girl’s very attractive.

Danielle Brandon (18:24):

Yeah. A pretty face.

Sevan Matossian (18:28):

Uh, Mary Monsour.

Danielle Brandon (18:30):


Sevan Matossian (18:31):

Hi guys. Hey, look, Mary.

Danielle Brandon (18:36):

Wow. She looks really added up.

Sevan Matossian (18:44):

Oh, is that, oh no. I don’t know who that is. I had a great fighter on here the other day. Her name was Ty Emery. Can you see the comments?

Danielle Brandon (18:56):

Oh yeah.

Sevan Matossian (18:58):

It’s, it’s, it’s an unhealthy addiction. Don’t do it. Um, does anyone ever want to get the rogue thumbs up? Pick with Danielle? What’s that? I don’t even know what that is.

Danielle Brandon (19:06):

Rogue. Does anyone wanna get the rogue thumbs up? Pick with Danielle?

Sevan Matossian (19:12):

Does that mean the middle finger pick? Is that joke for J? Yeah. I see people ask you to do that all the time. I saw at wa Polos people were like, Hey, can we take a picture and flip the camera off together

Danielle Brandon (19:19):

All the time.

Sevan Matossian (19:21):

Uh, Liz, uh, Marash. Danielle, Brandon, what made, by the way, this isn’t normal Normally. Like, I have, like, I have notes here. I’m like, we would be like just shooting the shit and like, Warren up, but fuck. He’s gotta make some money.

Danielle Brandon (19:33):

Yeah. I’ll, I’m really happy for you, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (19:36):

Danielle, Brandon, uh, what made you smile so big on the 800, uh, meter run? That’s a great question. Cause I have some theories about that too.

Danielle Brandon (19:43):

Okay. What do you think? What are your theories?

Sevan Matossian (19:45):

I think when you start hurting, I, I think there’s, you, you smile.

Danielle Brandon (19:50):

Yeah, I think so. Also too, um, I mean at

Sevan Matossian (19:54):

First I thought it was cuz you think you’re gonna win? And I’m like, no, no, no. That’s too easy. Mm-hmm. No. It’s like, oh shit, something’s going on in inside. You

Danielle Brandon (20:00):

Know, I used to do that in high school. We just had this thing where whenever we would hit the 200 mark, it was like, if you smile then it just makes it easier.

Sevan Matossian (20:15):

Do you know which games athlete also does that? Female.

Danielle Brandon (20:18):


Sevan Matossian (20:19):

Wow. Good job. You know your fucking, you know your trivia Look at you. I didn’t think you would. You, you knew that. Uh, Savon start starting from the up, going down. I dunno what that means. Do you know what that means? I don’t know. Olivia, your face is too pretty. Don’t do it. Well, did her whole body’s too. Pretty, pretty. She can never have ano take off. The ones you have. Your your whole body’s too pretty for a tattoo. Yay.

Danielle Brandon (20:43):


Sevan Matossian (20:43):

When are you dropping the Rad, Daniel? Oh, yes. Yes. I was gonna to this too. You guys are stealing all my good questions. That shirt is fucking cool.

Danielle Brandon (20:50):

Have you, did you see cash on it too?

Sevan Matossian (20:53):

No, I didn’t see him. My dog

Danielle Brandon (20:54):

Is on it,

Sevan Matossian (20:55):

But I, but I honestly think there should be a more fierce one that like, that’s like, like really like takes the whole fucking chest and it’s more like, it’s more, even more Game of Thrones ksi, and you’re fucking like, fierce. You know what I mean? Like, the wings are like on the side of the shirt and it’s just like,

Danielle Brandon (21:10):

Ooh. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (21:12):

Massive. Massive. And your head’s like right here and you’re riding this motherfucker like, looking like this

Danielle Brandon (21:17):

<laugh>. Okay, I’ll take, I’ll I’ll take that. Can you

Sevan Matossian (21:20):

See it?

Danielle Brandon (21:21):

Yeah, I can. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:22):

I’d rock this shit out of that. That’s a cool shirt.

Danielle Brandon (21:24):

Yeah, it’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (21:26):

Uh, when are, are, are those, are any Dragon shirts available?

Danielle Brandon (21:29):

Not right now,

Sevan Matossian (21:30):


Danielle Brandon (21:31):

Nope. I think for the games,

Sevan Matossian (21:35):

This, this girl I had on the show, her name was Ty Emery. She’s a fighter and, um, she’s a bare knuckle fighter. And after one of her, after one of her fights, she jumped up onto the, onto the ring, you know, onto the ropes and she lifted up her shirt and showed her tits.

Danielle Brandon (21:51):


Sevan Matossian (21:52):

Yeah. And the, the video went crazy viral. Like crazy viral. Like it was every everywhere. Uh, this was like six or eight months ago.

Danielle Brandon (21:59):

Oh wow.

Sevan Matossian (21:59):

And um, so like Joe Rogan talked about, it was like on all the show, this is her everywhere.

Danielle Brandon (22:06):

Oh, and

Sevan Matossian (22:06):

What? And then so I had her on the show and I’m like, Hey, that was just total impromptu, right? And she goes, yeah. And she goes, you know, I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I have this crazy body. And I just did it just like, just as a celebration. And I’m like, yeah, check on all those. And I go, but don’t you? I go, it went so viral, don’t you wish you could have monetized it? And she goes, yeah, it was kind of a waste. It was a fuck up because she got so much attention. Yeah. But she couldn’t like parlay it into anything.

Danielle Brandon (22:35):

What do, why, what do you mean?

Sevan Matossian (22:37):

Because she didn’t have anything to sell. Do you know what I mean? Like, um, no. Do you know what I mean? There was nowhere to go and get a piece of, so, so if you win the games and you lift your shirt up this year, make sure the shirts are l like ready at, at like, if someone’s slinging like 5,000 shirts in the parking lot and you’re there signing ’em a hundred bucks a shirt.

Danielle Brandon (22:56):

No. Okay. Do

Sevan Matossian (22:57):

You get what I’m saying? Don’t ever, don’t get crazy and don’t be able to parlay that shit. Yeah. Like if you’re gonna do the double flip off again, have the double flip off shirt like Tupac. Wow.

Danielle Brandon (23:05):

You know the

Sevan Matossian (23:05):

Right. Ready? Yes. Because when I saw that, I’m like, oh, Danielle, Brandon could,

Danielle Brandon (23:09):

This is smart.

Sevan Matossian (23:10):

Yeah. There we go. All right. Uh, dear Cooper, dear Cooper Marsh

Danielle Brandon (23:14):

Dear Cooper,

Sevan Matossian (23:17):

Trish, uh, <laugh>, do you think when a middle-aged man has a sports car, it’s kind of, um, hot. What does that mean? It’s kind of gay hot.

Danielle Brandon (23:28):

That seems like girly.

Sevan Matossian (23:29):

Girly. Do you think it’s, what do you think about a, uh, middle a mi What’s a middle-aged man? Like 45?

Danielle Brandon (23:34):

I really don’t care what kind of car a man drives.

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

Wow. Alright. Fair enough. Do you care if it’s dirty?

Danielle Brandon (23:41):


Sevan Matossian (23:42):

You don’t mind? Like, you don’t mind, like if the dude you’re dating pulls up your house and you

Danielle Brandon (23:45):

Jump in? Oh, it’s in the car. If like inside the car?

Sevan Matossian (23:47):

Yeah, like inside the car. Like you get in and there’s some like clothes on the, in the, in the where your feet go <laugh> and there’s like some, a Starbucks cup that’s like been in there for too many days in the center console.

Danielle Brandon (23:56):

Yeah. I wouldn’t want

Sevan Matossian (23:57):

That. No. Okay. So that matters.

Danielle Brandon (24:00):

But like the car itself, like Yeah, I mean if you drive, I want you to drive a solid car, but I don’t care if you drive a fancy sports car or a

Sevan Matossian (24:10):

Cute or truck or whatever. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like that <laugh>. Oh,

Danielle Brandon (24:15):

Let’s just,

Sevan Matossian (24:16):

It’s a little over. Come on Caleb. Come on buddy. Halfway meet me halfway.

Danielle Brandon (24:21):

I’m getting an Uber.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):

Meet me halfway.

Danielle Brandon (24:25):

I said I’ll drive.

Sevan Matossian (24:27):

Uh oh. How is your car?

Danielle Brandon (24:29):

It’s great.

Sevan Matossian (24:30):

You lost one in the flood and you got a new one?

Danielle Brandon (24:32):

I did. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (24:34):

What’d you get?

Danielle Brandon (24:35):

Uh, I have a Volkswagen Taes.

Sevan Matossian (24:37):

Did, did they or did they sponsor you?

Danielle Brandon (24:39):

Mm-hmm. They sponsored Sarah, right? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (24:42):

That’s, that’s a mistake on their part. I

Danielle Brandon (24:44):

Know it’s a great car.

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

When, when you get behind something, when you re it is a great car. You like it?

Danielle Brandon (24:50):

Uh, yeah, I like it

Sevan Matossian (24:52):

When you get behind something like that. And do you tell Cooper right away? Like, like soon as I put on these tow bakers, tow bakers, tow bakers, I tell Sue Susan. I’m like, dude, dude. He’s like, what? I’m like, contact these fucking people and get money from ’em. He goes, why? I’m like, I like this shit.

Danielle Brandon (25:07):

No, actually it’s usually the opposite way around.

Sevan Matossian (25:10):

They tell you

Danielle Brandon (25:11):

Like, um, you know, I’m like typically advertising something, you know, for free. And Cooper Cooper’s like, yo, like don’t be giving shit out for free.

Sevan Matossian (25:21):

Oh, he does? Okay. He does say that. Okay. Yeah. Fuck your Volkswagen

Danielle Brandon (25:25):


Sevan Matossian (25:26):


Danielle Brandon (25:27):

Fuck that. I don’t have one.

Sevan Matossian (25:29):

Uh, I walk everywhere in rad shoes. Why? Why drive? Why drive a car when I walk everywhere in rad shoes? No, I’m saying that’s your answer.

Danielle Brandon (25:37):


Sevan Matossian (25:38):

Se if you had to put a roll of pennies up your ass, why me? Can’t you ask Danielle that? Would you put it one penny at a time or the whole roll? Wow. Wow. That’s an incredible question. I have an answer. I don’t really want to give it.

Danielle Brandon (25:58):


Sevan Matossian (25:59):

It’s just, it’s just a

Danielle Brandon (26:00):

He paid you 4 99.

Sevan Matossian (26:03):

I know. And he got to see me read it like a jackass, <laugh> <laugh>. One penny at a time. I do, I do one penny at a time. I know. I it’s one penny at a time. There’s probably, it’s I know

Danielle Brandon (26:18):

<laugh>. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (26:18):

What if by the end I like it and I ask for another roll. That’s uh, did Danielle yell? Oh, great question. My God. This is, this is the easiest. Did you yell at any judges this weekend? Absolutely

Danielle Brandon (26:30):

Not. Unsolicited?

Sevan Matossian (26:33):

Not, not, uh, no. Not on, um,

Danielle Brandon (26:36):

Um, uh, Linda, um,

Sevan Matossian (26:40):

So what was the workout before Linda? Before we, what was the workout before Linda?

Danielle Brandon (26:43):

The, was it the ring muscle up one? I mean, and you

Sevan Matossian (26:45):

Did good at that?

Danielle Brandon (26:46):

Um, no. I, I think I yelled at my judge.

Sevan Matossian (26:49):

You got what?

Danielle Brandon (26:50):

I think I yelled at my judge during that.

Sevan Matossian (26:52):

During the second workout too. Yeah. And the third workout? No,

Danielle Brandon (26:55):

No, no, no. Just the second and third. The second I just said. Um,

Sevan Matossian (27:01):

Oh, it was warranted. Thank you. It was warranted. It wasn’t unwarranted. It was warranted. Yes. Your judge needed to be yelled at. They, yeah, they needed a good yelling,

Danielle Brandon (27:08):

Yelled at. But the way the tone in which I was yelling at, you know, it’s really loud. It’s chaotic out there. Um, but on the burpee box, jump one the muscle up. That was my fault. There was like a lot of, um, I just wasn’t keeping track. It was my fault. But the burpee box jumpers, um, I landed like at the 3 21 and she didn’t give me the rep, but she gave the person next to me the rep. And we were like the sa we landed at like the, the same time

Sevan Matossian (27:41):

There was one judge for the two of you?

Danielle Brandon (27:43):

No, but my judge didn’t give me my rep. And the, the judge next to me gave that athlete, the rep and I yelled and said, this person got the rep, like, why aren’t you giving me mine? And she goes, what? And I said, nevermind. So that was the extent of the Yeah. Um, and then the Linda, Linda who? Sarah Linda. And then the, the third workout on Linda. I go and I do three, like my first like, couple reps are really fast. And she’s like, no rep, no rep, no rep. And every time, you know, I’m like, why no rep? Why no rep? Why? And she’s not telling me. Um, and so I pause at the top and I look back on the bench and I’m like, why are, like, why, what am I doing? And she said, you’re not locking out.

Sevan Matossian (28:34):

Oh shit.

Danielle Brandon (28:35):

I wasted like five reps. And so did 15 reps on the first one.

Sevan Matossian (28:40):

Um, are are 60 pound dumbbells heavy.

Danielle Brandon (28:44):

They’re not light.

Sevan Matossian (28:46):

And what’s the most you’ve ever bench pressed with dumbbells?

Danielle Brandon (28:50):

Probably like seventies.

Sevan Matossian (28:53):


Danielle Brandon (28:54):

I don’t know that I’ve ever like, had felt necessary to go heavier than like seventies.

Sevan Matossian (29:00):

Right. Isn’t that interesting? And do you remember the last time you dumbbell, bench pressed before that workout?

Danielle Brandon (29:05):

Yeah, actually Matt was having me, I was doing a lot of dumbbell bench,

Sevan Matossian (29:09):

No shit.

Danielle Brandon (29:11):

And complaining about it too.

Sevan Matossian (29:13):

And, and when you complain, are you like, Hey dude, you’re fucking up. No, these,

Danielle Brandon (29:17):

Well, I, I wanna do, I was like, I wanna do regular bench.

Sevan Matossian (29:23):

But do you say, Hey,

Danielle Brandon (29:25):

Sick of dumbbell benching.

Sevan Matossian (29:26):

And and do you also say to him, Hey, there’s no way these are gonna be in the games. You’re outta your fucking mind. Yes. No,

Danielle Brandon (29:31):

No. Never said that.

Sevan Matossian (29:32):

You just, well, it’s just what you want. You don’t put any logic or rationale to it. Like, just fuck you, it’s what I want.

Danielle Brandon (29:38):

Well, it was just for like a lot of weeks I feel like I was doing a lot of bench and I saw the boys doing regular bench and so I was kind of jealous. I was like, why do they get to do regular bench? I wanna do regular bench.

Sevan Matossian (29:50):

And what was the reason

Danielle Brandon (29:53):


Sevan Matossian (29:54):

That you had to do dumbbell and they got to do regular,

Danielle Brandon (29:57):

They had also been doing dumbbell. Oh,

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