Live Call In | We Know Everything

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Bam. We’re live. Damn. Where’s my hat go? No hat. Good morning. I have a dream. I have a dream. I have a dream Boy. These shows so many good shows. They’re just kind of all stepping all over each other these days. Sean Leman. The best thing Sev ever did for me was introduce me to Tommy G, which in turn introduced me to Mellow Bucks. I don’t know who that is. You like Tommy G, huh? Pretty cool, right? Look who joined James Hall? Jill Controlled Chaos. Mr. Player 3.0. All these people. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Hay Way chatter. Okay. All right. All right. Saban’s Mayhem Empire. That’s a weird one, Ernie. Good morning, Marissa. Good morning. Didn’t even click your name and you got a good morning.


Yeah, so many good shows. How about that? With Miranda Alcaraz yesterday. Chris Hinshaw. Oh, oh, okay. I’m getting some feedback. My toothpaste arrived yesterday. Matian, CEO, Matian. I saw my label too. It’s dope. God, I’m so excited. I brushed with it this morning. It’s good stuff. And I got a little feedback saying that I can taste a little bit of salt in the matian a little bit. I tasted a little bit of salt in it too this morning. It’s less chalk. Well, it’s not charcoal at all, but it’s less gritty than the stuff that I’ve normally been using. And I like the grittiness of the stuff I had normally been using, but maybe this stuff is better for you because you can use it more often without it maybe being aggressive on your teeth. Shit, I don’t know. But man, God, I don’t know how anyone brushes with Paste anymore.


Now that I’ve used powder. It’s like, wow, paste. Paste is weird. I’m missing the hair still. When I get in the shower. It came inside her, came, came inside. Great. When I’m in the shower, came insider, I reach for the back to pull the rubber band out and it’s not there. I’m still doing that. And at night when I go to bed, I’m reaching for the rubber band too. Augustus link Chevy. Cut his hair so they can grind it up and add it to his tooth powder. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We got Ronnie Teasdale. Jake Chapman, when is raw coming on? We have raw scheduled. Hey, it’s none your fucking business. It’s my show. No, thanks for asking. We have raw Scheduled Raw. Oh, there’s Caleb. Wow. I haven’t seen that. Crash sweatshirt. Hey,

Caleb Beaver (03:18):

Just washed it.

Sevan Matossian (03:20):

Oh, did it Used to be black and you bleached it?

Caleb Beaver (03:23):


Sevan Matossian (03:23):

I only have the black one. I’ve never seen a white crash one.

Caleb Beaver (03:27):

Oh, really?

Sevan Matossian (03:28):

Yeah. That’s blasphemy wearing anything but a CEO shirt. How dare. You

Caleb Beaver (03:34):

Should see what I’m wearing underneath.

Sevan Matossian (03:37):

Oh yeah. Oh good. That counts A live call in show notes. What’s today? J oh one nine 2024. You know how I know the show is going to be around a long time? Because I put the year on the notes when I send them to you, because you know what I mean? I’ll put Miranda, if I’m sending you the show notes from Miranda, I would send you 1223. So you know it’s December of 2023. I know she’ll be on again.

Caleb Beaver (04:05):

Yeah, I could probably go back and see all the way back to 2021. All your notes. You’re probably right.

Sevan Matossian (04:10):

I had her on yesterday and she’s one of those people that I’m like, oh, I wish she should be a regular, or, I felt that way about Jennifer say, but I don’t say that anymore. I know. I never follow through with it. The only people who are the most regulars, who do you think the most regular is? Oh, that’s a great, we could get five minutes of show out of this here. Here we go. Who’s the most regular

Caleb Beaver (04:33):

Right now? I feel like it’s Hunter

Sevan Matossian (04:35):

More than Greg.

Caleb Beaver (04:37):

Oh, I guess, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about Greg. I guess I consider Greg

Sevan Matossian (04:41):

Probably don’t hurt his feelings. Think about him. Think about him

Caleb Beaver (04:44):

26 times. I think he’s been on.

Sevan Matossian (04:47):

Let’s make a list. Greg. Most regular. Then I’m going to go with John Young.

Caleb Beaver (04:53):

Oh, okay. We’re going like everybody. Everybody.

Sevan Matossian (04:55):

Yeah, everybody. Anyone with a heartbeat?

Caleb Beaver (04:58):

Okay. Yeah, John Young. That’d be a good one.

Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Lemme just throw some names out there. I like what you said. Hunter Rich is pretty regular. I’m proud to say.

Caleb Beaver (05:10):

Okay. Yep.

Sevan Matossian (05:12):

Tyson’s been pretty regular and I think he’s coming on again. Tyson be, he’s coming on next Tuesday, right?

Caleb Beaver (05:18):

Yep. Yep.

Sevan Matossian (05:21):

Let’s see. Hiller Taylor, bill. Okay, so the whole gang. Hiller Taylor, bill Hiller.

Caleb Beaver (05:27):


Sevan Matossian (05:28):

Taylor. Oh yeah, bill. So basically all those guys. Would you put Tyler Watkins on there?

Caleb Beaver (05:39):


Sevan Matossian (05:41):

He’s once a month.

Caleb Beaver (05:42):

Yeah, he’s regular.

Sevan Matossian (05:44):

JR came inside, or Laura’s mentioned regularly. Eric Weiss, Brian friend. He’s fallen off lately. Yeah, he’s off. Holy shit. Okay. Has that light switch always been exposed like that, or was there a cover on it a couple days ago?

Caleb Beaver (06:06):

This one? Oh no. It’s always been exposed. Wow. Yeah, usually you don’t see it. They were like this.

Sevan Matossian (06:13):

Oh, okay. Alright.

Caleb Beaver (06:17):

All of them are exposed, so if you really want to, you could probably get shocked at least twice a day.

Sevan Matossian (06:22):

Oh, that’s fun. So you’re at the Shakin?

Caleb Beaver (06:28):

I am, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (06:29):

Do you feel like you’re getting value out of it because you’re doing shows there?

Caleb Beaver (06:34):

Yeah, absolutely. It’s a nice retreat from staying at our in-Law’s house, that’s for sure. We set up a TV and a couch and we have internet, so now we just stream shows and watch shit down here. We’ll bring our dog down here and hang out basically all day. Wait a

Sevan Matossian (06:56):

Second. Do you have a couch? Do you have a place where you can sit and cuddle and watch TV at the Shaan?

Caleb Beaver (07:02):

Yeah. Here, let me, no

Sevan Matossian (07:03):


Caleb Beaver (07:05):

See if I can

Sevan Matossian (07:05):

Do this. Have you been doing YouTube shows?

Caleb Beaver (07:09):

No. I fell off over the course of the past month, but I’d like

Sevan Matossian (07:14):

Ask. Brian has been on the most episodes excluding Beaver and Susa. I wonder if that’s true.

Caleb Beaver (07:22):

It’s possible.

Sevan Matossian (07:24):

I mean, I used to invite him on every single show in the beginning. Everyone, no, I think Tyson’s next Tuesday. I think he was offered the eighth or the 16th and he chose, or the ninth or the 16th and he chose the 16th. Yeah. What were you going to show me? Something? The Cuttle couch.

Caleb Beaver (07:47):

Lemme pull it up on my phone quick.

Sevan Matossian (07:51):

Oh, you know what’s going to happen today? I think Travis Belling Hausen from Indicate is going to call in.

Caleb Beaver (07:56):

Oh yeah. Because he’s got some explaining to do. Yeah. He wants new venture with open shirts. Right.

Sevan Matossian (08:09):

Brian was on every show until he became a pricey commodity. What’s that? What’s a pricey commodity? I dunno what that means. Oh, too expensive. I couldn’t afford him.

Caleb Beaver (08:22):


Sevan Matossian (08:25):

The Burpee dude. Is Brian coming back on? Oh look. Oh shit.

Caleb Beaver (08:31):

Can you hear this?

Sevan Matossian (08:33):

No, but this is pretty advanced. Are you taking this on? Wow. You are fucking, that’s genius. You’re going to use that to point at shit around the shakin from where you’re sitting.

Caleb Beaver (08:43):

Yeah, sure.

Sevan Matossian (08:43):

Oh, I should do that too. I should point it. God, how come? I’ve never thought of that.

Caleb Beaver (08:47):

Alright. Alright, cool.

Sevan Matossian (08:52):

Well, hold on. I’m going to mute this one and unmute this one. Unmute your phone. Want to and mute your other one. See what happens. Do the reverse.

Caleb Beaver (09:00):

Okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (09:02):

Unmute that. Okay. How’s that?

Caleb Beaver (09:04):

Alright. Can you hear me?

Sevan Matossian (09:05):

Yeah. Oh, shit. That’s from where you’re sitting. Oh God. You do have a little couch and you do have a cuddle spot. That’s crazy.

Caleb Beaver (09:14):

Yep. So there’s our couch that we brought from our old house in Virginia, and then this is our TV stand. tv. This is a bunch of drywall walls you needed to do something with. We

Sevan Matossian (09:27):

Have a, does that work? Does that work? The heater, the furnace.

Caleb Beaver (09:30):

So this is just a Woodburn stove. A friend of ours got it for free and just gave it to us.

Sevan Matossian (09:36):

So it just needs to be vented and it’s ready to go.

Caleb Beaver (09:39):

Yeah. We’re thinking about just putting it up against this wall or something, and then just putting the vent out through the side,

Sevan Matossian (09:46):


Caleb Beaver (09:48):


Sevan Matossian (09:49):

How fun.

Caleb Beaver (09:51):

Yeah, it’d be pretty cool. It would save us a lot on heating bills, so that’d be nice to have.

Sevan Matossian (09:56):

Oh, that’s awesome.

Caleb Beaver (09:58):

That’s the shower and surround that we need to put in. We ran into a pretty significant pipe problem with the last shower,

Sevan Matossian (10:11):

So that’s your getaway. Have you guys ever spent the night there?

Caleb Beaver (10:14):

No. No, not yet.

Sevan Matossian (10:18):

God. I like the ceilings too.

Caleb Beaver (10:20):

Yeah, it’s pretty nice.

Sevan Matossian (10:22):

Someone said touch. Someone said Waap Palooza is going live right now, but I just went, oh, subscribe. I guess I should subscribe. Tier, tier, waap Palooza. O Nelly, O Nelly. I just spotted something. I have to tell Dylan right now. Oh, shit.

Caleb Beaver (10:45):

They didn’t use the proper pronouns.

Sevan Matossian (10:47):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder how you spell Dylan,

Caleb Beaver (10:52):

Isn’t it D-Y-L-A-N or something? Or

Sevan Matossian (10:54):

DI. That’s what I thought. He’s not populating in my computer. My computer has a very, doesn’t have everyone in it. Why is that? Okay, I’m going to text this to you.

Caleb Beaver (11:03):

D-Y-L-I-L-A-N and then Maleki,

Sevan Matossian (11:06):

And then I’m going to grab it on my phone. Look at me. I’m like a media director forever. I’m pretty much the media director of Waap Palooza now too. I think might as well. Waap Palooza, just everyone. Okay. Dylan, we tier name is missing on YouTube. Got to make sure the sponsors are happy. Got to make sure the sponsors are happy. Yeah, you never want to accidentally slinky. You don’t want to send the nudes to the wrong Dylan. That could get weird. You got to send it to the correct Dylan. Alright, what do we have here? I’m going to start. I’m starting at the bottom. Here we go. Oh yeah. Look at this. Jim Throws party. I didn’t number them. Sorry. We’re just going to start at the bottom and workup. Is that cool, Caleb? Yep. Okay. Jim throws party for lady that lost 100 pounds.


This is cool. I don’t even know how this popped up on my radar. Check this out. Still trying to wrap my head around this past weekend. This lady’s name is Lex Precon. On Friday at our CrossFit, CrossFit s sp RC Christmas party, my gym and family surprise me with my special award for hitting my goal, losing 100 pounds. Yesterday my gym showed up for me to celebrate the best way we know how. Grinding it out in a workout with each passing movement. I felt an overwhelming amount of pride in all the work I’ve put in this year. I have stood and looked in the mirror every day to see my body get smaller and smaller, but it wasn’t until yesterday that I let the depth of my progress really sink in. I’ve truly never worked harder for anything in my entire life, and I can’t stop thinking about how grateful I am to have had the people at CrossFit SPRC fight this fight right next to me. Crazy. Right? Hey, can we look at her? Can we go back to, oh, I think her first video is kind of like a highlight video. If you go back to her main page, what’s her name anyway?

Caleb Beaver (13:24):

Lex Esposito.

Sevan Matossian (13:26):

Lex. Yeah. Click on. Yeah. Look at that. Here she is. Look at her. Here’s the full montage. Went into a CrossFit gym and dropped a hue.

Caleb Beaver (13:41):


Sevan Matossian (13:46):

Yeah, girl. So it’s doable. It’s totally doable. Here it is. And then how cool is their gym that they threw a party for?

Caleb Beaver (13:56):

Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, I don’t know how often people are losing a hundred pounds, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. That’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (14:05):

Steven Flores, get her on the pod. No, those days are over. We’re too big time for that. You got to lose two 200 to make it on the pod these days. 200 Slinky OG CrossFit. Shit right there. It’s awesome. Right? Mason Mitchell ruining every good story with, I heard a rumor she was sneaking ozempic. Hey, here’s the deal. Let’s say she was on Tirzepatide from Peptides. More power to her. Is that what it was? Caved Astro. But this is truly important thing. She went from 2 39 to 1 39. You usually hear from 300 to 200.

Caleb Beaver (14:46):

Yeah. At the beginning of that video, it said January 2nd, 2023. I was 239 pounds. So Steve’s lost a hundred pounds, did 1 39.

Sevan Matossian (14:56):

That’s amazing. Yeah. Good mover, right? Great mover. Yeah. Oh, Jake Chapman. That’s not true. I’d watched that 1000 times before watching some ball guy throwing barbells around. Not even close. Sorry. I like high performers. I love the a hundred pound weight loss story. Congratulations to Lex. But I found the thumb being just so utterly enjoyable to watch yesterday. Oh shit. Jeremy Flatter. Flatterer. Jeremy Flat Earth. Her, she basically made a better commercial than CrossFit has in years. Gave Astro coming in with the diplomatic approach. Why not both? No. Fuck that. The thumb is fucking stud.


So there you go. That’s cool. I like that. Now let’s get back to the regular shit. Let’s bring up abortion. Okay. Here, this one. If you’re not watching the show, you kind of need to see this show. We’re going to show an abortion in live HD 10 80 hd. No, we’re not showing an abortion. Ron, what’s up, dude, I want you guys, this is kind of hard to see what’s going on here. This happened yesterday in Canada. A guy from Rebel News is trying to interview, I think one of the ladies who’s in Parliament, and he’s asking her a question, and as he’s holding the mic up to her mouth to talk to her, a cop stands behind him and screens him. It’s like a basketball screening, a screen, right? That’s in basketball. Isn’t there some rules in basketball? You can screen, but it can’t be a moving screen.

Caleb Beaver (16:30):


Sevan Matossian (16:31):

Okay. Yeah. Look at me. Fucking sports genius. Well-rounded in all the sports. Okay, watch this. We’re going to watch this a hundred times, so don’t worry if you miss this, but this happened yesterday. And let’s weigh in heavily here. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (16:46):

Against the law in Black Faces Canada to ask insensitive questions. Why is your government supporting Islam National? Excuse me. What you doing under arrest for assault? Why are you pushing me? You’re under arrest for assault. You’re under arrest for assault. You’re under arrest for, how am I under you? Into me? You pushed into me. I was just scrubbing. I got my credentials here and you just bumped into me. So excuse me. You’re under arrest.

Sevan Matossian (17:18):

God. You know that guy takes a strap, puts an apple in his mouth, and lets his wife fuck him

Speaker 3 (17:23):

In the As. Why am I under arrest?

Sevan Matossian (17:24):

Will you pause this for a second? Let’s watch that again. How is that? So he’s interviewing someone that’s like a basketball screen that guy does, right?

Caleb Beaver (17:33):

Yeah, for sure. He just steps in front of him.

Sevan Matossian (17:38):

It’s so fast too. Oh God. I fucking hate Canada. Hates running through my heart right now. I apologize. Forgive me father for have sin.

Caleb Beaver (17:49):

You can tell he doesn’t really have an argument other than saying police,

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

You’re under arrest. Yeah. At one point he’ll start saying, you assaulted a police officer. It’s like, dude, how does anyone even know you’re a cop?

Caleb Beaver (18:01):

Yeah, he’s in plain clothes. How do you know that everybody else has a police badge across the back of their jacket?

Sevan Matossian (18:10):

Okay, let’s watch that one more time. I wish there was a version we could watch without all his, can you mute that shit? He says in the beginning and wish we didn’t have to see Trudeau in blackface. Let’s watch this one more time. It’s crazy. Or 10 more times this guy and everyone in Canada knows who this guy is. Okay, so Rebel news, David Menzies brutally arrested for Scrumming Freeland. Menzie was physically obstructed by an unnamed RCMP. I think that just means cop who interfered with his attempt to question Deputy prime Minister, minister and Finance Minister Christia Freeland. I mean, this seems totally legit what he’s doing.

Caleb Beaver (18:50):

Yeah. You see this in the United States all the time?

Sevan Matossian (18:53):

Yeah. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (18:56):

Hoarding his lap on that. Whatcha doing?

Caleb Beaver (19:02):

And he’s facing him, so he knows he is walking that direction.

Sevan Matossian (19:05):

Yeah. Yeah, he

Caleb Beaver (19:06):

Just stood there.

Sevan Matossian (19:07):

Okay, let’s watch out for

Speaker 3 (19:10):

Why are you pushing? You’re under arrest for assault. You’re under arrest for assault police. You’re under arrest for, how am I under you? Bumped into me. You pushed into me. You bumped. I was just scrubbing. I got my credentials here and you just bumped into me. So, excuse me. Police, you’re under arrest. What’s your name and your badge? What’s your name and your badge? Told you’re under arrest. Why am I under arrest? Sir, you’re under arrest. Why you do, why are you taking my phone? Because you’re under arrest. I have the microphone. Can I have the microphone? Can I have the microphone? You? Why am I

Sevan Matossian (19:49):

Watch this black guy right here? What? He starts saying, I want

Speaker 3 (19:52):

Black faces Canada. It’s against.

Sevan Matossian (19:55):

Oh, you don’t get to see it. And there’s a longer one where this one cop walks up on the right, this black dude, and he just keeps telling him, stop resisting. Stop resisting. And it’s like, dude, he’s not even resisting. Shut the fuck up. God damn. I hate that guy’s eyes. His face. I wish he would just go back to the hospital and finish going through transition, whatever he is doing. Oh, I hate that shit. I wonder what happened. Can we go? That happened yesterday. I wonder if there’s any update on that. What’s the guy’s name? Dave Rebel News. I’m tired of watching. I don’t like going there and watching SE Google while he is on the show. Oh, I don’t see anything updated.

Caleb Beaver (20:43):

Looks like the last thing was that he was arrested.

Sevan Matossian (20:47):

RCMP arrest Rebel News Journalists after questioning Christia Freeland. Damn Rebel News journalist David Menzie was arrested on Monday during a memorial service in Richmond Hill commemorating the victims of Flight PSS 7 52 for attempting to question Deputy Prime Minister Christa Freeland on a public street. The actual, I think the memorial was weird too. God, I wish I could see a wider angle. Oh, let’s see this. Is this a wider angle shot? Let’s see this one.

Speaker 3 (21:24):

How come the IRDC is not a terrorist group? Why is your government supporting Islam?

Sevan Matossian (21:36):

Oh God. What his out what? He had his arm out like he was catching him. Yeah. His whole intention was there was to block him. Why else would he be standing there?

Speaker 3 (21:49):


Sevan Matossian (21:54):

Man? Man, man, man, a disobedience to tyrants is obedience to God. Benjamin Franklin. Really? Did he say that? Man? Oh man. No, I don’t think the cop did his job. The cop did not do his job. Hey dude, it would’ve been just as effective if the cop would’ve been like, Hey, Dave, can you come here for a minute? And just waved him over. And then when he came over, Dave could have been like, Hey, what are you doing? What? And he’s like, Hey, I just think it’s not cool what you’re doing to that lady. I mean, there’s other things he could have done to give that lady a little bit of space. Hey. Or that lady needs to say to the cop, Hey, I feel threatened. I feel unsafe with this guy so close to me.


Send Hunter an invite. How about you send your mom a fucking invite. Dickhead. I found the Instagram account of the lady doing the licensure bill. Oh yeah. You will not be surprised at all. You will not be surprised at all. You will not be surprised at all. She’s a physician. She’s obese. The only thing she cares about, everyone in all of her photos is obese. And the only thing she caress about is Black Lives Matter and diabetes medication. That’s it. It’s fucking mind boggling. This is the lady in California that’s trying to push through the licensure bill for athletic trainers.

Caleb Beaver (23:47):

First six posts. Tell me if you see anything wrong here.

Sevan Matossian (23:52):

Oh yeah. Look at Kwanza. Do you guys remember the origins of Kwanza? Do you guys remember this lady celebrates Kwanza? Does everyone know the origins of Kwanza? Do we need to go over that again? Let’s go let, lemme pull up Kwanza one more time. Kwanza was founded, oh God. If I can find the Wiki page. This is what Wiki says. Just so you know, Wiki, what a pile of shit wiki is. Kwanza was first celebrated in 1966. It’s estimated that 12 million Americans celebrate Kwanza. I don’t believe that for a fucking second. It was created by a guy named Milana Cara, because he hated, it doesn’t say this, but in other places you might. He hated white people and he hated Christians. This guy is, he’s part of a nonviolent organization, but you got to see the crimes. He spent five years in jail for kidnapping women and holding them in a basement. I’m going to see if I can get the, oh. In 1971, the guy who invented Kwanza was sentenced to 10 years in prison for felony assault and felony imprisonment. It was basically kidnapping,

Caleb Beaver (25:10):


Sevan Matossian (25:11):

Mrs. Davis’s face, and her big toes were tightened in a vice. She also had a detergent poured into her mouth and was beaten with a toaster. Well, this is while in the basement.

Caleb Beaver (25:25):


Sevan Matossian (25:32):

He took the women down there because, and started doing that to them because he believed they were going to poison him.


Oh my God. I wonder if that lady knows. She’s celebrating. So the lady who is trying to push through the licensure bill, she celebrates Kwanzaa, which is a made up holiday by a guy who ties women up in the basement and beats him with a toaster. Beats you with a toaster. Kwanza. Oh, can I see more of her? Look at, there’s a picture of her in front of a dialysis center, Mrs. Burns. Good morning. Just keep scrolling. Let me see. See, I don’t like that. Seven guy’s opinions. These aren’t my opinions people. These aren’t my opinions. Look at her.

Caleb Beaver (26:26):

That’s the food bank, I think.

Sevan Matossian (26:30):

How about you worry about yourself? You’ll see it. It’s right in front of a look at


Every single one of her. Oh, there it is. DaVita. Look at the DaVita Health Tour is coming. Free chronic kidney disease screening will be available at my Turkey giveaway in healthcare. Thanks to DaVita. Holy shit. So this lady is a pharma sto. She’s a physician, by the way. She’s a career politician. Her mom had the same seat, same seat that she did, and now she holds that seat. She’s a California. Is she a senator or a congresswoman? Can we go back up to her name and title? Assembly member. Assembly member. I can’t even pronounce her name. These are the people running the show for US Citizens of California and those people who own CrossFit gyms. Can I see her name? Can you go to her profile? I want to look at her name. I want to see if I can even pronounce her name. Assemblywoman Akila Weber, government official member of the California State Assembly. Look at her picture. I mean, she looks nothing like that.

Caleb Beaver (27:52):

No, she doesn’t. That was like a picture from when she graduated med school,

Sevan Matossian (27:55):

Probably. Yeah, she looks nothing like that.

Caleb Beaver (28:00):

She’s pretty in that picture.

Sevan Matossian (28:01):

Yeah. Hot, great body. Just a stooge now for a pharma and passing. Passing licensure bills at fuck CrossFit. Should I feel guilty that I’m not a member? No, because my husband paid for it. I mean, we’re one. No, fuck it. Fuck it. Member. Member y Clark. I’ve responded about Friday, by the way. I’m going into coach in an hour for five hours, but I’ll catch up with whatever you and I the fuck that is. Hey, this isn’t your own personal place for messages. You’re on message timeout.

Caleb Beaver (28:46):

That’s why you have dms.

Sevan Matossian (28:52):

God damn. Just don’t say stupid shit. Dan, you’re on a fucking roll. Just try to say one thing that’s not moronic. All holidays are made up, made up, but to the extent that they signify something like Christmas is the day that that dude is he killed or born on that day. The Jesus guy

Caleb Beaver (29:09):

He was born.

Sevan Matossian (29:10):

Your birthday’s not made up. How did the guy choose what day Kwanza is? The day that the fucking he hit the lady with the toaster jackass. I’m getting pretty wound up here this morning. Hey dude, this could be an amazing theme for 2024, this whole Athena Hiller relationship.

Caleb Beaver (29:34):

Dude, it’s wild.

Sevan Matossian (29:36):

Yeah, I’m pretty excited. I have it in my notes. It is coming up. Not quite yet. Not quite yet. Okay. Fact-checking in real time. This is my homeboy, Donald Trump. They’re trying to fuck with the big D and here we go. Here we go. Go.

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