Sevan Matossian (00:01):
S good morning. Good morning, good morning. Good morning counterculture. What’s up, dude? Good job on the podcast at Rogue. Good job. Just taking the fucking bull by the horns or the What’s that? What’s that? Where is Caleb? Caleb? Where is Caleb? Did you guys see that interview that Tyson Bain did? Oh shalom. You guys want to start with some just fucking crazy shit. Want to just get the crazy shit out of the way and then straight go straight to funny stuff. God, yesterday’s show was so good with just being funny. Golly, no abortion talk, no injection talk racism’s funny, so you can still talk about that, but man, the whole killing shit.
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I got some people in my dmm, you know, who are pretty, who sent me all the footage from Pakistan, Pakistan, Palestine, Palestine, Gaza from Gaza. Man, they sent me some fucking crazy images this morning. Did Fraser talk to Tyson? Dude, that suit, is that a onesie you’re wearing? You guys make some crazy astute observations. What Iota said yesterday about being how much stimulus I get and then someone else talked about how much pistachios I eat. Those are, fuck, those are gnarly. I guess. I don’t know how much I share, but I have in the last two weeks been consciously been like, okay, I got to reduce the stimulus. Not that it’s bad, but I’m so stimulated and so excited to do shit that sometimes I’m just like, okay, I need to just chill. I need to not be on the phone. I need to not be listening to an audiobook.
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I need to just chill. God. It’s nice to chill and just listen to my kids. Did you see the garden hoe beheading? No. Shit. What? Oh man, really? Okay, let me just start with this. So yesterday, I’m just going to get this out of the way and then I swear we’ll do some funny shit. So yesterday they rolled up on a hospital in Gaza and they found two dead hostages that were kidnapped from Israel. They found weapons and there’s video footage of the hostages being dragged through the hospital. The hospital Hamas was using, like we’ve been told all along, that no one wants to believe the Al Shifa hospital in Gaza as a base. So there’s kids in the NICU there, there’s women having babies there, there’s cancer patients there. There are six civilians there. It’s all civilians. There’s pregnant women there. It’s a place where people go to heal and Hamas was using it as a base. They found munitions there. They found a tunnel that came up in through the bottom of it. They found two dead hostages and they have video footages of hostages being taken there.
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I wonder if people were protesting the United States to stop bombing Nazi Germany. By the way, don’t forget, this is what Tucker was talking about. By the way, when the crazy people, when the people who are like women can be men and men can be women. When those people get pushed into a corner to defend their irrationality, that’s what they do. They don’t care. They’ll, they’ll stack bodies like cordwood. Asymmetric not enough evidence. Sevan, I saw, maybe not from me, but I went to all the different news stations. I start with all the liberal dip shits. First I start with CNN and they took their cameras into the hospital, but maybe this is what you want to see. Maybe this is what you want to see.
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The Instagram is fool. What’s crazy is this shit doesn’t pop on my algorithm. People have to send me this stuff. I dunno. This is a family of, this is a family of Arab children who lived in Gaza and their parents are dead and they’re what’s left. Their parents died, so that sucks. It goes on. It goes on and on. I don’t know if you guys are seeing this shit in your feeds. Here’s a man carrying a dead girl walking through barefoot through the streets of Gaza. It looks like they both ate a bomb. I am going to assume that that’s real, that that’s not staged, that’s not making, there’s another guy that got blown up. Look how they had their shoes. These people had their shoes blown off of them. I no help in sight.
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Tough way to start the morning, Caleb. What’s up dude? Morning and then finally, I’ll show you this just so you know how bad it is. Ah, son of a bitch. It’s the one in the middle. This one. Now’s the one where you guys, if you don’t want to see some, just fucking the craziest shit ever, now’s the time to go to the bathroom. These are dead bodies that are just lined up. I assume that those people didn’t climb under there alive to stage the photo. I’m assuming those are people who are smashed by rubble and those are their feet hanging out. Just dead bodies lined up.
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Now you definitely should be like, fuck man, this has to stop. This war has to stop. Or you could be like those people, I wish those people were still alive. Those people need to survive. You could both those desires. The thing is, if you’re trying to get those people to stay and defend their homeland, they’re all going to end up like that. If you want to help those people, you have to support them to get out of there. If you want to help support marginalized communities, the last thing you want to do is defund the police.
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Listen, if the police are, let’s say 10% bad and 90% good, the hood is 90% bad and 10% good, and so you have to be able to take the risk. It’s like getting off the couch, right? People say, Hey, if you get off the couch and start exercising, there’s a chance you’re going to injure yourself. You have to take that risk. You have to take the risk with the police in order to mitigate the crazy violence in marginalized, in black neighborhoods. Fuck it in black neighborhoods and if you suggest otherwise to black people, you’re getting them fucking killed. And so to suggest that these people to die on their land instead of live like me, remember the story about me, right? I went and visited the home. My grandparents were chased out of millions of Armenians were killed. Not like this little bullshit. By the way, anyone who says genocide, I’m like, go fuck yourself. This is not a genocide. Lemme tell you, Israel could have killed everyone there already. Easily, easily could have killed everyone there already. You have to know that genocide looks totally different than this. Yeah, my dad told me this. They’d rather die in there the land than leave. I had Palestinian friends say this to my face. Yeah, these are three-year-old retards. My dad fucking called me a few months ago telling me that he’s going to stay in Armenia. If Azerbaijan enters the country to war, he’s going to stay and die there.
Caleb Beaver (09:24):
Why?
Sevan Matossian (09:24):
Come on, dude. Come on dude. Cave dasher are the cops generally bad to the people that are the most bad to them and the most often. Yeah, you just have to stay away from cops. They’re like bees. They’re just doing their thing. Yeah. Third world, a third world country here in Austin. Really? Austin, Texas is getting like that. I heard someone describe some of these cities as looking like Mumbai. I know probably most of you haven’t been to India, but it’s fucking crazy there. Not dangerous. The thing is their shit’s not dangerous. They just have their shit’s not dangerous like it is here. Riley s just wait until se finds out. Israel gives weapons to Azerbaijan. I know, right? Anyway,
Caleb Beaver (10:24):
When you think you can stop the flow of weapons, you’re wrong anywhere.
Sevan Matossian (10:28):
Too much money.
Caleb Beaver (10:29):
Yeah, absolutely.
Sevan Matossian (10:32):
Good to see you. I was tripping.
Caleb Beaver (10:34):
Yeah, the past two days I’ve been doing Taylor’s programming.
Sevan Matossian (10:39):
Oh,
Caleb Beaver (10:40):
You’ve
Sevan Matossian (10:41):
Already worked out?
Caleb Beaver (10:42):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (10:42):
Wow. You’re a beast
Caleb Beaver (10:44):
And it’s destroying me.
Sevan Matossian (10:48):
Oh, too hard. Are you going to give feedback?
Caleb Beaver (10:51):
No, it’s not hard. I’m just not used to that.
Sevan Matossian (10:57):
I sent you the notes.
Caleb Beaver (10:58):
Cool.
Sevan Matossian (11:00):
So there we go. I hope we got a good balance. Hamas is using hospitals as bases hiding behind kids with cancer as shields with tunnels coming up in the hospitals and we have shitloads of fucking people who are in their homes who are being fucking bombed from above buildings collapsing on ’em on the other side. I’m probably not, I hope I’m not a betrayed tank when I say this, but Tank dmm me the other day and he is like, Hey, I’m paraphrasing, but hey dude, I don’t want to pick sides. Part of me totally respects that
Caleb Beaver (11:41):
Tank doesn’t want to pick sides.
Sevan Matossian (11:42):
Yeah. I don’t want to pick sides. He’s like, I don’t want to be pro Israel or pro Gaza. I don’t want to fucking be part of anything that’s like, he doesn’t want to be involved in the killing part. The thing is, you don’t have to be in some of these people. I know this is a shithole fucking explanation, but you just got to roll with like, hey, it’s their karma and like, Hey, we can’t have fucking the people who are beheading people win. We can’t have those countries here. I’ll show you. I’ll show you what we can’t have. I got a good clip somewhere. Three 12. We can’t have this. We can’t have these guys win. I think it’s three 12 I
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Petition.
Sevan Matossian (12:35):
Oh yeah. Here we go. Check this out.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
The Hamas free Palestine, you’re all in. Oh yeah, you’re in easily. I just have to read terms and conditions just so you know what you’re signing. By supporting Hamas free Palestine, you agree to the following, you agree that every Jew, Christian, and non-Muslim in the world must be slaughtered? I don’t know about that one. You endorse making homosexuality punishable by jail or death. Oh no. You don’t agree with that? You believe Iran should use Palestinians as puppets to spread radical gid and destroy the west? No, no. I’m glad I read the terms and agreements. He supports strict Sharia law, which bans women from showing their knees hair playing sports in public, not being able to travel without a man’s permission. I’m sorry, not interested. Okay. You want terrorist group that heads babies and rapes girls to replace only democracy in the Middle East. Not sure that’s something to support. So applies a sign. I agree with this. Yes, baby. No, no. Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh no. Thank you. I don’t support any of these two things that you just read to me so that I won’t be able to sign this then.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
That’s fair. Yeah. Thanks for not signing. Yeah. Alright.
Sevan Matossian (13:44):
Yeah, we can. We can’t have a world with where you’re beheading homosexuals.
Caleb Beaver (13:50):
Did you see this
Sevan Matossian (13:52):
First comment here? Lemme see. This is propaganda free Palestine from the river to the sea. Yeah, and I know everyone here gets it, but Free Palestine from the river to the sea is calling for genocide of the Jews. That’s what that means. That’s their word for it. You don’t even have to read into it. It’s explicit. Yeah. This is wrong too. Scroll back. Let me see. Amazing how he blatantly is providing misinformation by grouping the two together. pro-Palestine is not pro Hamas. That’s the problem there. That’s what we’ve been talking about on the show. If you’re fucking pro-Palestine, you’re getting those fucking people killed. Hamas is not a, they keep saying it’s a terrorist organization. It’s the fucking governing body in the military for that fucking piece of land. Yeah. Can you imagine that? The Jews were like, fuck you, I ain’t leaving. This is Germany’s ours. Millions of ’em. They were German Jews. Look how that played out for them. It’s crazy. I’m so glad I’m alive. Fuck. I’m so glad I’m alive. My kids are going to a skate camp today. I’m so fucking pumped.
Caleb Beaver (15:19):
Really?
Sevan Matossian (15:20):
Yeah. I mean I’m pumped just because there’s going to be a lot’s items I didn’t even know I called the skateboard instructor. I’m like, Hey, can we get two hours of lessons today? And he goes, oh, I’m doing a skate camp. I’m like, oh. It’s like three days long. I’m like, oh, can I just bring my kids for a couple hours today? And he said, sure, of course. But my kids, I don’t even care what my kids learn or don’t learn. They’re just going to go there and they’re going to get to be with other kids. You know what I mean? At the skate park. It’s going to be dope.
Caleb Beaver (15:41):
Yeah, that’ll be awesome.
Sevan Matossian (15:43):
Yeah. That’s some good to tell Iota. That’s some good kind of stimuli.
Caleb Beaver (15:50):
It’s your same instructor. He is just running a camp. Brian Sheckler or something?
Sevan Matossian (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It’s just at the local skate. There’s a dude who’s the godfather of this local skate park and I take my kids to skate with him, try once or twice a week. He’s dope. Teaches ’em new tricks and everything and I guess he’s doing a big skate camp. I guess kids are out of school right now.
Caleb Beaver (16:12):
Oh yeah. Thanksgiving break probably.
Sevan Matossian (16:14):
Yeah. I want to ask,
Caleb Beaver (16:17):
Sorry. Indigenous People’s Day.
Sevan Matossian (16:24):
I want to ask, I haven’t watched Dave Castro’s weekend review. Can you hear that?
Caleb Beaver (16:36):
Yeah. Just reading Jake Chapman’s comment. My son is a lovely boy, but he is hard to keep alive.
Sevan Matossian (16:44):
Ouch.
Sevan Matossian (16:46):
I’m calling Mike Halpin.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Reach Michael Halpin. Please leave me.
Caleb Beaver (16:54):
Michael.
Sevan Matossian (16:56):
There’s I guess in the weekend review, Dave talks about something called the Triple Crown where if you win three events you get some sort of prize money and I was like, fuck, before CrossFit jumps on that bandwagon. Maybe we can get a California hormones to put up some sort of prize for the Triple crown for CrossFitters. That would be sick.
Caleb Beaver (17:23):
Wouldn’t that be crazy?
Sevan Matossian (17:24):
Yeah, I haven’t talked to Sarah about that. Or maybe Paper Street Coffee and California peptides want to jump in together and give it a prize for the Triple Crown winner.
Caleb Beaver (17:34):
I like that.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
Or maybe even Noble wants to give up 20 grand
Caleb Beaver (17:40):
Less.
Sevan Matossian (17:41):
No, 20 $20,000 for the winner of the Triple Crown brought
Caleb Beaver (17:46):
To you 20,000 socks.
Sevan Matossian (17:52):
Oh look it. Wow. Good morning, Alison. What’s up Matt? Moving and getting used to the new schedule. It’s 9:00 AM here. I’m used to watching it at seven. I’ve been awake for four hours already in the days in full swing. Dang.
Caleb Beaver (18:06):
Where’d she move to the Midwest?
Sevan Matossian (18:08):
Costa Rica.
Caleb Beaver (18:10):
Oh wow.
Sevan Matossian (18:12):
She already ran into Paul because he lives there.
Caleb Beaver (18:16):
Dang. That’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (18:18):
I’ll give up ACEO shirt. Yeah. Should we put together a crazy package for the winner of the Triple Crown?
Caleb Beaver (18:26):
Yeah. Coffee Yeti. Somethings on
Sevan Matossian (18:29):
Podcast brings you the CrossFit triple crown. I wonder if I can even use that. I wonder if they can’t stop me from doing that.
Caleb Beaver (18:38):
I don’t know.
Sevan Matossian (18:43):
Janelle Winston, the history of what happened in Europe to the Jews is crazy. Every time I read about it, it seems even more ridiculous, but people literally supported legislation to dehumanize the population. I don’t remember which country it was, but for those of you who don’t know, the Jews were considered dirty. I’m trying to remember which country or which capital someone will say in the comments. This is recently in the last 150 years. It’s where not George Soros got his money. Who’s the other big, the Rothchilds? I dunno if you guys know the history of the Rothchilds. There’s a great documentary about them on YouTube, but basically the Jews were not allowed to live in the center of the city. I can’t remember which city it is. Is it like St. Petersburg or No, it’s somewhere in Czechoslovakia. Basically, the Jews weren’t allowed to live in the city.
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They were considered dirty and they weren’t allowed to live inside the city walls. They were forced to live outside the city walls and inside the city walls where all the good shit was. Money lending was not allowed, but outside the city walls it was so, of course the Jews being that it was a lucrative profession. It wasn’t allowed inside the city walls because it was considered unholy and unclean. The Jews started doing that within a hundred years. They were lending money to the king or queen of England at the time and they built this massive fortune after being pushed outside the city walls. It’s like JC except Jay-Z, except he wasn’t forced to live in the ghetto. He lived in the ghetto and built this empire there instead of fucking complaining like a little bitch. Well, I guess he made his music. His music is kind of complaining like a little bitch.
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And then as Jews were being pushed out of Europe, they were coming to the United States and they were all landing in New York. These are the cliff notes. The spirit of what I’m saying is correct, and all these poor Jews were coming to the United States and the vast majority of them were in the textile businesses. They were seamstresses. They made clothes. They were fucking the lowest of the low in the countries they were coming from. But at that time, when they came to the United States and New York is when the textile industry exploded and it became easy to get materials. So what did these fucking hardworking motherfucking Jews do? They fucking took over the textile industry and all of these poor fucking immigrant, fucking no skilled Jews except in seamstress shit. Textile shit started putting their kids into schools and sending their kids to schools to become lawyers and doctors all while being fucking hated on man. Yeah, read the story. It’s fucked up man. It’s fucked up. And now the world wants to hate on them. It’s like the way Hiller hates on Poor fucking Tia six times. Some of you assholes do. She works her ass off and becomes a 72 time champion. All of a sudden you guys hate her because of how good she is. Fuck you. That’s disgusting. She’s just a poor Jewish Australian girl. I dunno. Is she Jewish? God, that’d be awesome. If she was Jewish I could start calling you guys. Antisemites.
(22:16):
Oh, Justin h Seon code didn’t knock off 10% and free shipping to California peptides. Does it start in a certain day? Oh fuck. What the fuck? How dare you call me out publicly? How dare you. Let me see. I swear the show’s going to get funny. Hold on. Lemme call my girl. Lemme see what’s going on dear Sarah.
Caleb Beaver (22:46):
It worked for me.
Sevan Matossian (22:48):
Oh it did?
Caleb Beaver (22:49):
Yeah. I got free shipping. Went to free shipping.
Sevan Matossian (22:52):
Oh shit. Justin, you got school? You got school. Justin H. Hold on. Lemme see. So you refuting the misinformation. Justin h is giving indeed. Hi, good morning. Hey, if you use code seven, you get 10% off and free shipping. Is it working okay? Okay. Thank you. Bye. Did it work?
Caleb Beaver (23:25):
It says free shipping there.
Sevan Matossian (23:26):
Yeah, but where’s the 10% off?
Caleb Beaver (23:30):
I don’t see that part.
Sevan Matossian (23:31):
Oh, okay. I’ll text her. Aha. Okay. I’ll text her. Sarah, I don’t think the I 10% is working. Let me know. We tried, please. Alright, thank you Justin Point. Justin H. Yeah, I have seen a few of the videos. Matt Bern Chevy. Have you seen these videos of Argentina’s new president calling Collective shit? Yeah, I’ve seen some of that. Greg’s got a great lecture on that. Let’s poke him tomorrow about that. About how when you start working for the group, shit gets really weird quick and that what we need to keep fighting for is individual rights.
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It sounds all good. It takes a village until you put it in practice and start thinking about it. Having someone with a big brain explain to you how that shit works. Jeff Dixon, I rarely get to listen live. It’d be much more convenient if you could start the show three hours earlier. Fine. I understand. Oh shit. What happened here, I’ll show you this too. While we’re doing a little bit of house cleaning, there was this girl named Jenny Lau and she started the program. She was the first trainer downstairs at hq. She was the official coach at HQ when I worked there. So we had this big fat gym downstairs below the offices. Huge awesome gym and she actually, when I say huge and awesome, it was smaller than Susie’s gym and not as nice. So shit, I don’t know. Susie’s gym kind of fucked me up, but it was a dope spot with really high ceilings, 30 foot, 40 foot ceilings.
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It was nice. And we had a class there that went on every single day and it was a, this lady Jenny Lau ran it for us for years and years and years. She was like, there were people down there, people who worked for HQ or people who didn’t work for hq, people who didn’t work for hq. There was this one guy I’m thinking in particular, we actually made a video about him, where she found him. He was, this is before Greg did the class for fat old people down there. She found a guy who was more than a hundred pounds overweight at a local, he was probably 20 years old. He worked at a local coffee shop and she coaxed him into the gym at HQ and took a hundred pounds off him. Led him to lose a hundred pounds. Yeah, I’m trying to remember what the name of that video was. Anyway, she was dope. She knew her shit. I think she’s level three.
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She crazy knew her shit. Her name’s Jenny Lau. That’s awesome. And then we started that program downstairs that had over like a hundred people there. It was a big program every morning. Tons of people. My mom went there and it was for fat and old people and my mom was too fit really to be in the class. I remember Greg’s like, ah, your mom might be too fit. She was like 75. My mom could front squat like 35 pounds and shit. Gangster shit at a hundred pounds. Oh wow. This is a great story. Dane Lucero. What is this? Savon as a dirtbag, I left three gyms. To me, dating the staff is this common? Oh, that’s awesome. When you say dating, you mean you put it to some girl there. That’s awesome. You fuck one of the chicks there and then shit gets weird.
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What happened to her? Yeah. What a great lady. What happened to her? I think Joe Westerland is saying, yeah. Okay. So insane coach. Very, very down to business. Very, very extremely attractive lady. Very fit. Remember how I told you there was that fucking Iraqi chick that I didn’t like who came to, she got super fit. Remember I told you a couple days ago? Yeah. The CrossFit, this fucking chick, Jenny Lau got her strong and got her all those muscle ups. She trained this fucking chick, this fucking stick Iraqi chick. She turned her into a full-blown hotty. Whoa. 1 55 for 20 fucking strict ring muscle ups. This chick Jenny LA was a beast. Oh, you met my mom. Oh, my mom’s training at a non-affiliate now. Probably going to get in trouble for saying that for some reason, I don’t know why I shouldn’t. My mom’s training at, what’s the guy’s name? The guy’s really cool. I don’t go to the gym. I didn’t like the fucking politics at the gym. But the owner’s dope.
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It’s not even the politics, it’s the ideology, some of the shit there. What is the name of that? It’s called West and the guy’s name is Daniel. God, what is that guy’s name? And his homeboy’s name. Marcus. They’re the cool two coolest dudes. I’m so happy. My mom’s at that gym. Daniel. Daniel. He used to train my kids. God, he’s fucking cool. Beautiful buff guy. Maybe he’s Iranian. Anyway, this chick, Jenny Lau, going back to this, she’s been around the area fucking forever. She’s a great coach. Everyone loves her. She’s a specialist also in training people who cross train Daniel Jay? Yeah. Is that who it is? Daniel Jay. Maybe that’s who it’s, and his homeboy Marcus. They’re like Gods like everyone knows him in town. They’re, they’re Santa Cruz legends, always smiling. Nice handsome. It’s weird that I can’t stand his gym, but I love him. It’s weird. I really like him. Yeah, he’s cool as shit. Anyway, super buff. Crazy strong. Got some weird numbers. Probably like a 500 pound back squat and shit. Oh, so this chick, Jenny Lao started. She started her own.
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