Sevan Matossian (00:01):
Spam. We’re live, partially present. That’s how I feel. Well said. Thank you. How did you know after four days of Waap? I don’t even remember what I do here without, it’s like I forgot what I do. What’s my shtick? What do I do? Saber? Good morning. Cool. Looking at all your pictures, dude. Seeing all the people you met this week. That’s cool. The real Kevin Dave interview this weekend review. I dunno. I dunno. He’s coming on soon. Don’t worry. He’s coming on soon. I was wondering what happens if you go all the way through SEAL training and then you don’t want to kill anyone?
(00:58):
I need to ask him that. I was actually thinking about that this morning. I was like, wait. You go through all that training, all that training, all that training. It’s like those people who go through, well, it’s like being a doctor, right? You go through all that training, 12 years of training, and then you realize you’re full of shit. They’ve turned you into nothing but a pusher of drugs for pharma. That’s all you are. I mean, you know some shit. I don’t mean to completely belittle it, but the occupation funnel that they’re pushing you in is just horrible. I can’t find my backdrop to my show. It’s weird. It’s gone.
(01:37):
When we do shows like Waap Palooza, there’s so many people working on the back end and tweaking with stuff. I just can’t find it, so I had to go back to this old one. You see it, you see, I’ll pull my picture off. Look at it. You see that just says birth fit Paper Street Coffee. There’s a little Yogi Sev on, but there’s no, I don’t see any of the ca peptide stuff. It’s under brand new 2.0 right above Waap Palooza brand 2.0 right under, no it’s not. It is not. No, it’s under New 2.0. Above the Water Palooza one. No, that says Zello schemes. God, I wish you were right. It’s called Savon Podcast background. No. Oh, well it’ll work itself out. I ain’t tripping. I ain’t tripping. I ain’t tripping. Robert Cow ton. Great coverage this weekend. 11 medals. The morning panel with JR and Tyler was excellent. 1111. Did we do 11 shows? I think we did more than 11 shows. God knows how many we did. Fuck so many. Our adult slumber party’s acceptable.
Sevan Matossian (03:30):
Our adult slumber parties.
Sevan Matossian (03:34):
Oh, there it is. What the
Sevan Matossian (03:38):
Fuck? Where? How he do that? How did he do that? How did he do that?
Sevan Matossian (03:45):
Dude, I swear I tried that. I swear I tried that. I dunno. All right, thank you. What do I say? Thank you. Thank you Will Branstetter. Thank you. My breathing’s a little weird this morning. It was different getting up at 6:00 AM I’ve been getting up at 7:00 AM for the last four days. I got Lazy Pull boy. Amazing weekend. Got the results my team wanted, and looking forward to the SoCal. Oh, that’s cool. I’m putting on socks. It’s cold back here.
(04:33):
No, Caleb. No Susa. sebi. Do you think they will ever use the broadcasting team against Scott Perkins? Waap? Pza was bad, bad, bad. Hey, I don’t think it was bad. What do you think was bad about it? I thought Sean did a great job. I thought Tommy did a great job. I thought Brian, I thought Brian’s information was great. He was just acting weird. The joke killer made on his Instagram was apropos to the way Brian was acting. It sounded like he was copying some sort of intonation or trying something new. He was doing a golf show and dude, I thought Lauren Khalil was fucking amazing. I know people were just having fun, but dude, imagine that was her first time. I didn’t hear. She was laughing. People were making fun of her for laughing a lot, but she didn’t do any ums or uhs. She was on point.
(05:29):
She gave tons of great information. I never thought they were giving any dumb information. I appreciate everything they said. To be completely frank, I never once was watching and like, man, that was bad. It was only in the comments. I’d be like, oh man. People are really having Adam, but I didn’t think it was bad. I don’t think Brian was nervous. Brian. I think Brian was nervous and not himself. I don’t think he was nervous. I think, what do I think? I just think that before, I don’t know the other shows. He’s done everything, and so this was the first time, even when we’ve done some things together, I completely deferred to him, but this time he was dealing with other people who were exceptionally competent at their job, meaning Sean and Tommy, and so finding a rhythm of back and forth with them was going to be difficult. I didn’t have a problem with it at all. Zero. None.
(06:30):
I was more than happy. Hey, here’s the thing too. I watched ’em, some people are like, well, they’ve never even competed at the highest level. They’re not even games athletes that shit, okay, fine, but I watch a lot of UFC and when they brought the ESPN guys to start commentating the UFC, man, it was fucked up. Those are all avid practitioners, at least of CrossFit. I mean, Lauren Kalil does CrossFit. Sean and Tommy are super proficient at CrossFit. Brian’s super proficient. Those are all coaches. They know their shit. This season again, yeah, kind of. I found this on the floor in here. I must have put it on a couple of days ago. It’s getting cold. I actually, I keep telling myself that I’m going to wear a collared shirt and start wearing vest again just to change shit up, but not a taxidermy Agree. Khalil is fine. Yeah, I had no issue. I think Lauren gets undue hate. Yeah.
(07:34):
Why? Walter? Hi. When I was in Little league, a photographer was handing out his website to us before we knew about.org, so when he said it, we thought he was a peto sending us to an orgy site. Okay, thank you for your contribution. Let’s see. Frodo, it was fine. I did notice the extra laugh. I don’t care. Here’s the thing. This is my favorite question. Jake Chapman, what do you think about the Latin division? Latin America division? It’s like the homo flag. I had no problem with it forever and ever and ever have it at the bar. Have it at the fucking liquor store. There’s people where I live who have it up on their garage. Cool. I love it. You’re gay and you’re proud and you love same genitalia, fucking a I love you rock on. Then you put that shit up on my elementary school and I’m like, no, I don’t want the pirate flag at my elementary school. I don’t want the I eat fucking vegan flag at my elementary school. I want that at my elementary school. I don’t want that there. It’s not appropriate for obvious reasons. I would do a whole show again saying why it’s not cool. Well, I’ll just tell you really quick. That’s a sex flag that denotes, not connotes, but denotes that I have a cock and that I want cock root drug across my face. That’s all that flagged denotes.
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It says that. Why would it need to be up in an elementary school and so the Latin America division, anyone can participate. They have categories for everybody at Waap Palooza. Why do they need one for Latin Americans? Well, here’s the thing that makes it more acceptable. It’s not skin color. It’s nationality. That’s the thing people all get all fucking confused about. I’m not sure why, but it’s not necessarily ethnic. It’s just a coincidence. I guess that everyone’s south of San Diego is the same ethnicity, but it’s just a geographical region and that shit’s okay in sports to have events just for geographical regions, right? It’s the way the N-F-L-N-B-A major league baseball. It’s how all that shit split up the Olympics, all that shit, so for some reason that’s okay. Cool. Okay. I’m okay with that too, but it’s just these times that makes me sensitive to it, right?
(10:20):
I don’t need anyone segregated based on their skin color, but it’s not really their skin color. That’s just a coincidence. The truth is it’s just by region, so yeah, and the motherfuckers who pay for this whole thing, these guys are like Colombians or some shit, so I’m good. Don’t lie, se you’re just waiting for the CEO’s zip hoodie. I do have one. He made me a one-off that said, see, it has to be CEO across the entire front. I can’t have it just up on one side. It’s got to be across the whole front. Oh, shit. I got to send Caleb my notes. I just saw Caleb roll in. Caleb just rolled into the office late rubbing sleep out of his eyes and shit, so that’s how I feel about the Latin American division. I think I just pulled a piece of meat out of my mouth. I want to send a little message to, hi, Caleb.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Good morning.
Sevan Matossian (11:23):
I want to send a little message out there. They’re not going to get it, but just let me rehearse it with you. I want to send a little message out there to all the people out there trying to control other people in the media space.
(11:41):
You don’t have any control over the media, and if you try to leverage what power you do have over the people in the media space, it’s going to backfire. You have no clients that we truly give a fuck about. If you try to control us and say things like, Hey, I’m not going to give you access to Caleb anymore. If you don’t take this down or put this up or do this, then we just won’t cover Caleb anymore, and then we will release to the public that you’re the agent who’s trying to bully the media around and when that gets out, no one’s going to like any of your clients, and it won’t matter if your clients are the top 10 women and top 10 best men in CrossFit. We as the media can fucking focus on anyone and blow everyone up. It’s what we do. It’s our craft. We can focus on Colton Mertons, tater tot, Olivia Kerstetter, aunt Haynes. We can pick anyone. David shrunk. There’s plenty of people to just blow the fuck up and just love on. Do not be fucking stupid and think that you’re holding all the power you are. Do not understand the power structure if that’s what you’re doing.
(12:57):
All of us out here, we all know each other. We’re all friends. We’re all working together. You start swinging your big dick around and being an asshole to some of us. We’ll, just fucking out. You don’t control any of us or anything. We can do everything from our home. Just fucking around on the internet. There’s not one, I don’t know any lazy people, media people who went to Waap Palooza, everyone fucking pony up their own cash. I mean, to use an example that’s completely irrelevant. Just to show you this guy, Pedro is a school teacher, a family man. He lives in Ireland. He pointed up his own big cash, probably over a thousand dollars, $2,000, $3,000 to come out here and work. He knows when he’s here that he has to be working the entire time or else he just wasted his $3,000. In his mind, he’s like, how am I going to make this $3,000 back?
(13:56):
How am I going to build my brand? How am I going to build the services that I’m providing to the community so that I can justify spending this $3,000 instead of using it to buy my kids new clothes and my white food? It’s like that. It’s that serious to us. No one’s fucking around. It’s like that. You’re fucking with our lunch money, so don’t start. I’m practicing. Thank you for letting me practice. Some people out there who think that they don’t understand the power structure, they think they’re going to take something from us. You’re not taking anything from us. What’s going to end up happening is you’re going to swing your big dick around and we are going to, we’re just, we’re just going to out you. We’re going to start ignoring you and your athletes, and we’re going to start telling that story. We’re going to tell the story about how you think you can push us around and you can’t. We’re good people trying to work hard, giving it our all. Did you see Caleb? You wouldn’t believe this. Anyway, I’ll wait for that. There was a great, Pedro did an hour and a half interview, and there’s this great section in there with Danny Spiegel.
Caleb Beaver (15:11):
I watched it with you last night.
Sevan Matossian (15:12):
You did watch a little bit, and she starts criticizing the event, which is fine. I respect that. But then later on along in the interview, she starts saying that it’s not cool that people criticize the event, and so Pedro calls her on that. He’s like, Hey, aren’t you doing what you just said you don’t like people doing? And then right away she turns and starts playing the victim, and then motherfucker comments are like, Hey, why are you guys obsessing on Danny? It’s like, dude, she brought Hiller up in the interview. Why is she obsessing on him? Don’t worry about us. That’s what we do. We obsess on people.
Caleb Beaver (15:46):
Although she didn’t mention him explicitly, I guess it’s inferred. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (15:50):
Yeah. If she’s not going to say who it is, then I feel perfectly okay guessing. She basically said, Hey, there’s people making content out there that’s influencing judges that it’s making it hard for me to work out and I’m getting a bum deal. I don’t think that that’s true at all, but she said a lot of insane shit too. She said, her 1.8 million followers are good people. Just the bad ones are just the men. And I’m like, well, that’s 1.7 9 9 9 9 9 of your followers.
Caleb Beaver (16:20):
I know one of her followers that absolutely loves her, and she goes to my gym.
Sevan Matossian (16:24):
Oh, that’s good. Good. That’s good. Yeah. Toxic masculinity. You just don’t like beta males. Sean Sullivan, you love meat in your mouth. I do. Eaton Beaver, good morning. That’s not a good morning to you. That’s a good morning to both of us. His name is Eaton Bieber.
Caleb Beaver (16:46):
Oh, good morning.
Sevan Matossian (16:47):
Oh, you could say good morning too. Great weekend. I thought it was a great weekend too. Yeah. Yeah. A couple at my gym lover too. Yes, she’s lovable, dude. She was great in the interview until he scratched the surface and then the shit just fell apart. Remember what Chris Rock says? There’s four ways to get attention. Show that ass be fucking great at something. Do something infamous that’s like the sex tape or play the victim. Those are the four ways she’s doing all four of them, but six minutes in, you play the victim. It’s like, wow.
(17:27):
Yeah, Julie Jones. Yeah, exactly. Danny always plays the victim when things don’t go her way. She needs to learn to follow the standards, period. Yeah, that’s it. And stop blaming other people. Dude, how come how you’re so fucking cool? Look at Jason Hopper and dLAN and Ricky, how they were just completely able to leverage the media to work their way. How is it that she’s so cool, so capable, so beautiful, so well-spoken, all these things, but for some reason she has an issue with some of the media. It’s like, dude, take control and fix that shit. It’s on you, girl. Stop blaming. It’s on you. Take control and fix that shit. Or don’t. Or don’t fuck. What do I know? Maybe you like it this way. Some people need fighting in their life. There were these filmmakers I used to work with when I was running the media department and they were always fucking complaining and it would piss me off, and then I realized, oh shit. That’s part of their process. That’s just part of their process. Like
Caleb Beaver (18:32):
Getting things off their chest, you mean?
Sevan Matossian (18:34):
Yeah, I guess. You know someone who has autism or something, or OCD or ticking before they open a door, they have to be like, and then they open the door and knock that shit off. Well, chill, chill. I don’t care if that person does that or not. I just need them to go through the door. So then I just start to learn to work with people who have these pathologies or these needs, because at the end of the day, I just need them to go through the door. I just need them to make sure. So they would come in my room, in my office and complain or be bitching. I’d be like, okay, this is part of the process.
Caleb Beaver (19:08):
Just let ’em do that for 10 minutes and then they go
Sevan Matossian (19:10):
Away. Yeah. Danny, just figure out the process. Oh, jetted. I, wow. Been looking for you buddy. Been looking for you. Hey J, did you see that dude Egan at Waap Palooza? I think he won the, I dunno what you would call that. Was it a snatch from the lap? He did a one. I want to say he did 1 55 in the event, but I want to say his lifetime PR was 1 62. I sent him a text to ask him if he’d come on the show or a dm, but I guess Colton was trying that. Hey, you think that’s dangerous for that dude? For Colton to be trying the adaptive athlete snatches, it looked like it would fuck your shoulder up if you weren’t proficient in that movement. Yeah. Oh damn. Look at you. How much is this? I think this is 1 45 Colton. I mean, that’s really a reverse curl, right?
Caleb Beaver (20:15):
Yeah, pretty close. I think it’s might be a 10 on there, 1 55 maybe.
Sevan Matossian (20:20):
It says, I think it’s seven five
Caleb Beaver (20:23):
Re
Sevan Matossian (20:24):
I think that bar’s short or something. Caleb, I don’t think that’s a 45 pound
Caleb Beaver (20:27):
Bar. I think you’re right. It’s probably one of those comp bars. I have one of those. Those are nice. I like those.
Sevan Matossian (20:34):
You do have one?
Caleb Beaver (20:36):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (20:37):
Where do you grab that
Caleb Beaver (20:39):
At? The collars?
Sevan Matossian (20:40):
Yeah. Dang. Dang. Your elbows hit the weights. Your elbows hit the plates or your forearm?
Caleb Beaver (20:47):
No, I’m not that close, but I got to go all the way out there for sure.
Sevan Matossian (20:52):
Damn, girls love dangerous. Oh, here. There is a proper technique I was watching on IG live. He was leaving it out front too far. Okay. Yeah. Adam Blakesley. Good point. If it’s dangerous for Colton, it’s more dangerous for the adaptive athlete guys. If he hurts his shoulder, then what? I just think that they’re probably more proficient and they’ve worked that groove more than Colton getting in that weird position with really heavy weights. There was this concept that,
(21:40):
Where was it? Oh, there’s this concept. Did you guys watch the behind the scenes this morning, episode four? It was awesome. I watched it last night before I went to bed. I hadn’t seen it yet. And there’s a concept in there that Pat Vellner brings up that basically you could work your ass off in an event and perform better than God. What was the term he used? Maybe someone will remember in the comments, but he basically, you perform higher than you’re really capable of. And he said he thinks that happened to Adler in event number one, and that’s why Adler was cooked for event number two. It falls in that line of a guy who gets a girlfriend who’s too hot for him. Paul Peters. Caleb, why do you always look like a feet predator?
Caleb Beaver (22:36):
Takes one to no one.
Sevan Matossian (22:38):
Damn. No, you didn’t, Caleb. I don’t even know what a feet predator is. What’s a feet predator?
Caleb Beaver (22:44):
I’m guessing somebody that just wants to look at feet all day. Put fetish guy.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Feet predator. Feet predator.
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
Heidi. It’s like when your kid’s stuck under a car and you pick up the car, the old adrenaline really is, it’s just that. Alright, all right. Hey, let’s go to the bottom. I didn’t number ’em again. We’re just going to just work our way up. I’d like to get all the way up to vagina comedy. Do you see that? At least?
Caleb Beaver (23:22):
Oh wow, that’s up there.
Sevan Matossian (23:24):
Yeah. Well, let’s start with do do good economy. The do good economy. Oh, jerks it to feet. Caleb doesn’t look like he jerks it to feet. He’s too busy with the shagan. It would hurt his neck to jerk. Listen, Paul, this guy doesn’t even know feet exists. He’s fucking six, 13 and a half.
Caleb Beaver (23:47):
Can’t even see him.
Sevan Matossian (23:48):
Yeah, he forgets. He has feet. How about what Hiller said on the show the other day? So Hiller was on the show and he said, Hey, you know guys on steroids, the guys who has the hottest girl in the rooms on steroids? And I was like, holy shit. That’s true.
Caleb Beaver (24:08):
I consider that.
Sevan Matossian (24:10):
And then all these guys who all the guys, have you noticed how many guys on Instagram now are on testosterone? It’s just like everyone and their mother is on T and you can just see it in their heads. It’s a trip. All the chicks have fake boobs and fake lips and it’s just like, I want to tell you the story I heard this weekend about, but I think probably Matt Souza should tell it.
Caleb Beaver (24:44):
Was it from this weekend?
Sevan Matossian (24:46):
Yeah. I’m so glad My life isn’t fake. I just get to just chill. Work hard, but chill. Fake sounds so hard,
Caleb Beaver (25:04):
Doesn’t it?
Sevan Matossian (25:05):
Yeah, it sounds so hard. Hey dude, it’s funny you say that, Chris. I had this theory, I’ve put it on this show a couple times, that basically all of this Botox and fake tits and all of this shit that women are doing to themselves, all these lifts and plastic surgeries, I guess just not women, I guess the men too, that there is some sort of tranny component to it and that these people who are, I hate to say it like this, but these people who are on the right who have think that it’s gross or weird, but they don’t realize that they’re participating in it too. It’s the same pathology. It’s just manifesting a little bit differently, but it’s the same pathology. It’s the same issue. It grows. It grows from something. Austin Hartman, natural tits are so much gooder.
Caleb Beaver (26:11):
The base.
Sevan Matossian (26:13):
I am not an expert, but I have to guess. I agree with you. But the thing is Austin, but you like looking at the other ones, two with three O’s. 2, 2, 2. You love looking at the other ones too, right? So it’s weird. I saw this woman on Instagram and it had her name and then it said Natural medicine doctor. And then I clicked on her button and she had big fake tits and fake lips and fake hair and just everything about her was fake. And I’m just like, you’re not a natural medicine doc. You’re a natural medicine doctor. Listen to Caleb. He’s a boobs sommelier. That’s like a wine expert sommelier. How do you say that word?
Caleb Beaver (27:14):
Sommelier.
Sevan Matossian (27:15):
So
Caleb Beaver (27:17):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (27:17):
That’s pretty good. Kenneth Jesus cave’s been reading books again. Listen to this shit. Transhumanism occurs before the fall of an empire.
Caleb Beaver (27:30):
Is that what happened to the Romans,
Sevan Matossian (27:32):
Please? Heidi Krum tranny component for Botox. Please go deeper. You’re not happy with yourself, not you, Heidi, but I’m just saying basically you’re not happy with yourself and you’re going to start to make some serious external changes, and so you’re going to take this poison that’s killed a lot of people that’s found in rusty cans, often known as botulism, but you’re going to find a way to safely inject it in your fucking face to make wrinkles go away. You just can’t accept who you are on the outside, so you’re going to take this risk of paying someone hard-earned money, which is human energy to fucking change the way you look on the outside when the truth is no one gives a fuck, but you think other people give a fuck and that’s why you’re doing it. And it’s the same sort of derangement that eventually I think grows and grows and grows until you chop your dick off. I think that those things are related. It’s just baby steps.
(28:42):
I mean, for those of you who are out in the real world, every time I go out in the real world, I smell someone and I’m like, wow, that person thinks that what? They’ve added a smell to them that they think that somehow is good. You know what I mean? You’re on the sidewalk and someone walks by you and you’re like, wow, I smelled something you’ve added to your body when I just don’t want to smell, but they’re wrong. No one likes the ax smell, I don’t think. And then if you do like the act smell, I also would go on it to say, I know this is very elitist of me, but you’re attracting the wrong people. Let’s go back to Danny Spiegel. She’s attracting the wrong people. You don’t want to attract men who fucking doom scroll through Beaver picks. Sorry, Caleb, through thirst picks. Better.
Caleb Beaver (29:38):
That’s better. Yep. Less offensive.
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Thank you. You don’t want to attract that. I’m also okay with her doing it, but she’s clouded when she says shit like, Hey, I have good followers. No, actually you don’t have very unhealthy the beta class following you and it’s confused you about who you are.
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