Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Oh shit. We’re live. We did it. Oh, we did it. All right guys. Holy,
Tyler Watkins (00:04):
Caleb did it. Good job. Caleb
Sevan Matossian (00:06):
Live. Caleb. Caleb to the rescue. We’re live. Welcome to the most popular show on the internet.
Tyler Watkins (00:15):
Falling off the rails.
Sevan Matossian (00:17):
Oh my god. Taylor. Two minutes buddy. Two minutes Taylor. Two minutes. First victim is gone. Taylor Self is here. The next victim is waiting in the wing.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh my God.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It’s this. It’s blind, relentless, constant pursuit of excellence. That’s a great,
Sevan Matossian (00:46):
If you guys see any problems with the show, please let us know. Up top you have Andrew Hiller from Hiller Fit down below me. You just have a typical fitness enthusiast named, what was your name again? Tyson Badget.
Tyler Watkins (00:57):
Yes sir. Yes sir.
Sevan Matossian (00:58):
And then below Then from the Heat one app, Mr. Tyler Watkins Tyson. What’s up dude? How is everything? You in training camp yet?
Tyler Watkins (01:06):
No, we just got done June 6th and then I’ve just been back with the family this past week. Just fucking killing it. That’s
Sevan Matossian (01:13):
About it. Family, family, family. I have no idea how you have the wide camera shot. We asked him and he said it’s because he’s on the Paper Street iPad. Son of a bitch. If everyone could get one of those. This show brought to you by Toe spacers. $500. Taylor. It’s Taylor. Taylor Self from Kill. Taylor is undefeated against women. No woman has beat this guy. Not a single woman has beat this guy. Is Unfucking defeated against women? I heard.
Tyler Watkins (01:39):
Today’s the day
Sevan Matossian (01:41):
Caleb, please kick the old Tyler Watman. Thank you. You. The man Tow Spacers was generous enough to provide us with the money today and they gave us this commercial. I’m not sure how this fits in, but please enjoy.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
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Sevan Matossian (02:21):
I’ll activate her. I know that chick. Oh, well tell her I could help her activate her senses. I personally wear the toes spacers and under the desk at all times is the rock pad. We will pull up the workout now Taylor, we’re going to go in one minute. We’re going to pull up the workout and when Tyson bein gets back from hiding his tissue paper that he saw in the shot, he will tell us the workout. Here it is. Week eight, Tyson.
Tyler Watkins (02:52):
Here we go. 30 burpee, pull-ups, 20 box jumps all the way over the box. 10 burpee bar muscle up 20 jumps all the way over the box, and then 30 burpee pull-ups to finish.
Sevan Matossian (03:05):
Andrew, do we have a guess on the time?
Andrew Hiller (03:09):
I would like to say he’s going to be under six 15, but people have the opposite opinion of that
Sevan Matossian (03:15):
In charge of the brand Will Branstetter. I don’t know how that happened, but he’s absolutely fucking killing it. On the backend is Matt Souza and C Beaver and of course on the camera, Mr. Big shirt himself. Bryson Delmonte. We’re ready when you are.
Andrew Hiller (03:36):
There he is.
Tyler Watkins (03:40):
The Wayne’s World countdown.
Sevan Matossian (03:43):
His shirt isn’t covering his shorts today. That’s a little disappointing. I was like
Andrew Hiller (03:46):
Foot too. And that’s just a medium.
Tyler Watkins (03:49):
He’s wearing shorter shorts than normal. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (03:51):
Taylor still from Sentinel Training is off to the races.
Andrew Hiller (03:57):
What gym is this? Is this the
Tyler Watkins (03:59):
Same? This isn’t his normal gym.
Andrew Hiller (04:02):
What do you mean
Tyler Watkins (04:04):
It’s not Charlotte?
Andrew Hiller (04:05):
Are you sure
Sevan Matossian (04:07):
There’s graffiti on the wall? Bryson, where are you guys?
Andrew Hiller (04:10):
CrossFit, Charlotte. Oh,
Tyler Watkins (04:11):
Okay. There you
Sevan Matossian (04:12):
Go. Fine.
Andrew Hiller (04:16):
So he said the standard of this was the same as the open in 2023 I believe, which is just you can’t be able to touch the bar when you put your arms over your head with your elbows locked out.
Sevan Matossian (04:27):
So this one’s going to hurt.
Andrew Hiller (04:30):
This is going to hurt quite a bit. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (04:32):
So no one should call in. No one should call in. This one’s really bad. This isn’t the week to call in. This is the week where we just hang out with Tyson
Andrew Hiller (04:38):
Only women.
Tyler Watkins (04:40):
What’s up with the box jump? Does he have to clear the box or can he just step on it and over? Can he jump on top of it and then go to the other side? Completely clear it.
Tyler Watkins (04:49):
I was wondering why he didn’t just write box jump overs. That’s a odd way to write
Andrew Hiller (04:52):
It. Tyson, did you see? You have to clear it. Quarterfinal Tyson. Say it
Tyler Watkins (04:57):
Again.
Andrew Hiller (04:57):
Did you see the quarterfinals?
Tyler Watkins (04:59):
I have not
Andrew Hiller (05:00):
Because Taylor had a mishap with a box, so he doesn’t like to land on top of it anymore.
Tyler Watkins (05:08):
Do it. That’ll do it.
Sevan Matossian (05:10):
Tyson in the middle of the workout. He pushed it so far into the red. He blacked out and he was on the top of the box and he fell off live. We were live on the air and he just went unconscious. It was crazy.
Tyler Watkins (05:19):
What a dog.
Sevan Matossian (05:20):
Yeah, he’s
Andrew Hiller (05:22):
Landed flat on his back.
Tyler Watkins (05:24):
He have on his back.
Andrew Hiller (05:25):
He landed.
Tyler Watkins (05:26):
Landed on
Tyler Watkins (05:26):
It. Oh, he landed on his back
Andrew Hiller (05:27):
Off the top of the page?
Sevan Matossian (05:28):
Yeah, just got to the top and then blacked out and went, just went boom. Like
Andrew Hiller (05:32):
A tower falling over. Sure.
Sevan Matossian (05:36):
Taylor Self is doing 30 burpee pull-ups right now and after this he’s going to switch to 20 box, jump all the way over. We’re not sure exactly what that is, but you’re about to find out. Oh
Andrew Hiller (05:47):
Shit. At 50.
Sevan Matossian (05:48):
Oh shit.
Andrew Hiller (05:49):
Yeah, see he doesn’t like to be on top of it anymore, so he fixed the issue.
Sevan Matossian (05:53):
Wow. And what’s the box height for the girls?
Andrew Hiller (05:58):
20 inches.
Sevan Matossian (05:58):
20 inches. Okay. Which
Andrew Hiller (06:00):
Is weird because they just got to go further. It’s
Tyler Watkins (06:02):
In this wider. Yeah,
Andrew Hiller (06:03):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (06:05):
Okay, so he’s doing great. So when did he get to the box at two minutes?
Tyler Watkins (06:09):
1 55. Thank
Sevan Matossian (06:10):
You. That’s why Tyler Watkins is here. The number stuff.
Andrew Hiller (06:14):
He just listens to what I say.
Sevan Matossian (06:18):
He’s doing 20 of these and then he’ll switch to the 10 more burpee bar muscle up. Go ahead Tyler.
Tyler Watkins (06:24):
I think somebody’s going to beat him at this one. I think he’s done it again where he is programmed himself out.
Sevan Matossian (06:29):
No shit.
Andrew Hiller (06:30):
Yeah, you think so?
Tyler Watkins (06:32):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (06:33):
Did he just do a burpee? Am I Yeah,
Tyler Watkins (06:35):
Burpee pull up. Okay. Burpee bar muscle up.
Andrew Hiller (06:38):
Oh, see when I took that time and Bryson’s like no way. He’s going to finish it that fast. I thought it was a set of 10 bar muscle ups. All right. Yeah, it’ll be,
Tyler Watkins (06:46):
What are you thinking now? 6 30, 6 45.
Andrew Hiller (06:49):
Closer to seven now because closer to seven.
Sevan Matossian (06:52):
Hey, I think that there’s going to be people who maybe if they can beat them, they’re still going to fuck up the sequence. You know what I mean? They’re going to go back and forget that it’s bar muscle ups and that’s just going to get them kicked out. Especially girls. That’s a lot for girls to
Andrew Hiller (07:05):
Remember. Oh, that is a rookie.
Tyler Watkins (07:08):
Oh yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:10):
What’s he doing? What’d he do? His shoes
Andrew Hiller (07:12):
Untied. His shoes
Tyler Watkins (07:12):
Untied.
Sevan Matossian (07:14):
Oh, Nelly.
Andrew Hiller (07:14):
Oh, that really messes with you when you’re doing a box. Jump over like double wonders. It messes with you, but box, jump over. You’re always whoa.
Tyler Watkins (07:21):
Oh shit
Andrew Hiller (07:23):
Him.
Tyler Watkins (07:26):
I didn’t Jin him. You brought it up.
Andrew Hiller (07:28):
What? He just slipped. That’s your fault. He’s getting beat.
Tyler Watkins (07:30):
Oh yeah, that’s obviously my fault.
Sevan Matossian (07:32):
Colton Merton’s licking his chops. Okay, so at 3 45 he got to the second round of box, jump over jump overs.
Andrew Hiller (07:41):
Is that called a double entendre? Because chops are like pork and he’s a pig farmer
Sevan Matossian (07:47):
Maybe or it’s a pun. Just a pun. Double entendre.
Andrew Hiller (07:50):
Pun. No, it’s like an oxymoron.
Sevan Matossian (07:52):
No, it’s
Tyler Watkins (07:53):
Not. Double entendre means it means something else.
Andrew Hiller (07:56):
Yeah, it does. Yeah. Chops. She’s licking his pigs.
Sevan Matossian (07:59):
We heard last week that it wasn’t the real Haley Adams, just so you know.
Andrew Hiller (08:03):
Yeah, that wasn’t her. I called that person out on the show. I go, Hey, if that’s you, where are you right now? And they never responded. They just disappeared. I had a feeling it wasn’t her.
Sevan Matossian (08:11):
Why? Because you keep tabs on her.
Andrew Hiller (08:13):
Yeah, I know where she is at all points in time.
Sevan Matossian (08:16):
You guys share location. It looks like maybe both shoes are about to be untied. Okay, here we go. Final round. Started at 4 32.
Tyler Watkins (08:25):
Oh my gosh.
Andrew Hiller (08:26):
You know what? He’s going to be close to that original time now of six 15.
Sevan Matossian (08:31):
Let’s go Taylor, let’s go buddy. Push hard
Andrew Hiller (08:34):
That three oh a. Are we supposed to cheer him on? Oh
Tyler Watkins (08:37):
My
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
God. Sure. Yeah, whatever he wants. He’s our guy. Yeah.
Tyler Watkins (08:40):
What’s is, what’s the money at
Sevan Matossian (08:43):
500 this week? 500. Okay.
Tyler Watkins (08:45):
Restarted.
Tyler Watkins (08:46):
He got beat.
Sevan Matossian (08:48):
Yeah, he’s got beat a few times Last week, the second fittest guy in Europe called in and put it to us. Whole
Tyler Watkins (08:53):
Group of Europeans.
Andrew Hiller (08:57):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (08:58):
Listen, tomorrow night at 7:00 PM Pacific Standard time. Alex Perez is fighting in the main event, the UFC. He will also be on the show next week. So watch the show tomorrow night on ESPN Plus watch the Alex Perez fight and then after the fight, a couple days after the fight, he’ll be on the show also. Today’s the last day to get your indicate kill Taylor T-shirt last day to get your indicate kill Taylor t-shirt is today. And then of course, thank you to toe spacers. Then finally, don’t call my personal phone if you have my personal phone to number. You can’t get into the show like that. You have to call 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. And you don’t even call it, you just text me and I’ll text you a link.
Andrew Hiller (09:41):
Oh my God. He’s going.
Sevan Matossian (09:43):
Hasn’t slowed down people. Hasn’t slowed down.
Andrew Hiller (09:47):
Sub six, you said six 30, which means what? I said six 15. Six 15?
Sevan Matossian (09:52):
Yeah. He hasn’t slowed down people. Someone just tried to call him on the
Andrew Hiller (09:57):
Phone. Oh, it’s going to be close. Oh my God. Oh, he’s moving Too conservative. These are fat. Oh wow. Wow. Six
Sevan Matossian (10:07):
13. Good job dude.
Andrew Hiller (10:08):
Damn. Six 13. Nice. Good job. Good job dude down there.
Sevan Matossian (10:13):
Hey Bryson.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (10:16):
It looked like it was executed perfectly. Did you see any issues with it?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Perfectly. I mean perfectly. His hand slipped and his shoes came untied, but he didn’t slow him down. So you
Sevan Matossian (10:26):
Mean on one of the bar muscle ups, the hand slipped and you almost went over the top?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (10:30):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
And good job, Hiller. You were almost exactly right.
Andrew Hiller (10:35):
I’m pretty good at that guessing times. It’s a, you guessed the wrong workout. You didn’t even know. Oh, you shut your mouth football or something.
Sevan Matossian (10:49):
All right. Taylor has just finished the workout. He is definitely wounded. This one’s going to hurt if you’re not willing to hurt. Don’t. Do not try to. Come on. Oh look it. Wow. Wow. We have a Mexican Javier in the house.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
What up? What up? What’s up dude? What’s up man?
Sevan Matossian (11:15):
You got a pretty strong looking jaw buddy. I love that. Look at that jaw. You look like you might have something put on. It’s just
Andrew Hiller (11:21):
The angle. Dude. Let’s go. Jorge Fernandez,
Sevan Matossian (11:25):
I appreciate you. I appreciate you warming up the crowd. Do you know how bad this one’s going to hurt? Javier? This is going to be bad dude. I’m ready. I’m ready to hurt. You ready to hurt? Where are you?
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I’m at Syracuse Sweat Club. CrossFit, Syracuse.
Sevan Matossian (11:40):
Okay. Syracuse,
Speaker 9 (11:41):
New York.
Sevan Matossian (11:42):
Okay, and do you have someone there to remind you what the movements are? Because although you got a strong jaw, we’re not sure about that brain and there’s some shit you got to remember. It’s like switches from burpee pull-ups to burpee bar muscle-ups, back to burpee pull-ups. You got that?
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Yeah. Yeah. I got a guy here helping
Sevan Matossian (11:57):
Me. Okay. You know a guy. Alright. Yeah. Alright, we’re ready when you are buddy.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Alright, sounds good. Let’s get
Sevan Matossian (12:03):
It. Javier. Alright. From Cross RACs,
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Right? Right here
Sevan Matossian (12:14):
Representing all of Latin America?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Yes sir. Cuba. Cuba Baby.
Sevan Matossian (12:18):
Cuba. Sorry. Yeah. Cuba. Sorry. Yeah. Cuba.
Andrew Hiller (12:21):
Are those the same thing?
Sevan Matossian (12:22):
Yes. Yes. Fine. It’s fine if you’re American. It’s just south of anything. South of San. Diegos sideways. Javier, can we get your phone sideways, brother? Yeah. Don’t be nice to him soon. A brother. Thank you home brother. I mean pto.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Oh, there we go. Sorry,
Andrew Hiller (12:43):
Doesn’t that mean what time or this hour? I want to
Tyler Watkins (12:46):
Know what his tattoo on his shin says. Who gets a tattoo on their shin?
Sevan Matossian (12:51):
Oh my goodness. Nick Chevy loves bans more than any other southern country. That’s true.
Andrew Hiller (13:00):
Aaron Mano.
Sevan Matossian (13:01):
I like Venezuelan women too.
Tyler Watkins (13:03):
That’ll work.
Sevan Matossian (13:05):
Joe Biden used to coach at CrossFit Syracuse. Yeah, I heard that too. That’s cool.
Andrew Hiller (13:10):
Really?
Sevan Matossian (13:10):
Yeah, for sure.
Tyler Watkins (13:12):
Well he wandered into CrossFit. Syracuse
Sevan Matossian (13:14):
Once.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Alright,
Sevan Matossian (13:19):
Ready when you are dude, let’s get it. Time to beat is roughly six 12.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
I called you out yesterday, Taylor, I’m going to kill you.
Sevan Matossian (13:30):
Alright. Taylor’s not even alive yet, dude. He’s still dead. He’s killed himself.
Andrew Hiller (13:35):
I kind of like that when he’s ready.
Sevan Matossian (13:38):
Taylor Self just did the workout. Got six, 12. The workout is 30 Bures, pull up 20 bucks, jump overs all the way over 10 burpee bar muscle ups. That’s when you got to get on top of the bar. Then another 20 bucks, jump all the way over and then 30 burpee. Pull up guys.
Andrew Hiller (13:53):
Hey Tyson, what do you think this guy? Count us down
Sevan Matossian (13:55):
The banano. Javier, the Banno from CrossFit. Syracuse beautiful orange wall.
Tyler Watkins (14:02):
7 0 1.
Andrew Hiller (14:03):
7 0 1. You think
Tyler Watkins (14:05):
Oh one?
Sevan Matossian (14:06):
Yeah, he’s too big.
Andrew Hiller (14:07):
We’re going to know once he gets to the bar, muscle ups, whether or not he’s got a shot. He already a shot. Yeah.
Tyler Watkins (14:14):
Nevermind. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (14:15):
Hey, he’s all muscle. Look at even his, he puts too much work in every burpee. He’s all muscle
Tyler Watkins (14:24):
Tattoo on his shin at 2001, so I’m assuming the birth year.
Tyler Watkins (14:29):
So he’s older. He’s a
Tyler Watkins (14:30):
Young guy in the tank.
Sevan Matossian (14:33):
What year were you born? Tyson?
Tyler Watkins (14:34):
2000.
Sevan Matossian (14:36):
Oh, okay. He’s a baby.
Andrew Hiller (14:37):
He’s where you that tattoo? Tyson?
Tyler Watkins (14:40):
What’d you say?
Andrew Hiller (14:41):
Where do you got that tattooed on you? Your birth year?
Tyler Watkins (14:45):
No, I had that idea but my dad said he.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (14:55):
Kenneth lap for S’S kids Juujitsu lessons. Thank you. Today it’s 10:15 AM
Andrew Hiller (15:03):
Hey, Taylor’s first set took him a minute. 55.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
You’re on Pace.
Sevan Matossian (15:07):
16. Oh, stop. Don’t cheer Javier on. Who said
Speaker 10 (15:10):
That?
Sevan Matossian (15:10):
How have we
Andrew Hiller (15:12):
That says on,
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Did I lose count? Hey, did I do 30 in my first set? I lost count.
Andrew Hiller (15:17):
I know
Sevan Matossian (15:19):
Seconds. I wish I knew. Maybe Caleb can check from the start link on the start link. Yep. He is checking. He just gave us the signal. He is checking.
Andrew Hiller (15:31):
Is he counting for himself
Speaker 11 (15:34):
23?
Sevan Matossian (15:35):
No, there’s someone there. The guy head on backwards.
Andrew Hiller (15:38):
You tell from the accent. That’s him.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Minute
Speaker 11 (15:41):
25.
Sevan Matossian (15:44):
1 55 is the split time.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
3 27.
Sevan Matossian (15:51):
I’m not worried if he beats him
Andrew Hiller (15:53):
Off the burpees. 28.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
1 45.
Andrew Hiller (15:56):
I would be
Speaker 11 (15:57):
29.
Sevan Matossian (16:00):
You did 31 Taylor. You did 32 Taylor. People are saying you did too many
Speaker 10 (16:04):
What? No way.
Andrew Hiller (16:06):
He almost just caught that first box jump. That would’ve been awesome.
Sevan Matossian (16:09):
Oh, that will be great for the show. If someone eats shit on the box, God,
Andrew Hiller (16:15):
He’s going to eat one of
Sevan Matossian (16:16):
These. Yeah, he lands weird. He lands weird. That Landy. He’s not as athletic as Taylor. Not even close.
Andrew Hiller (16:23):
Isn’t there a Mexican jumping bean? Isn’t that a thing?
Sevan Matossian (16:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s a Banno jumping bean.
Andrew Hiller (16:28):
Oh. Oh.
Sevan Matossian (16:30):
Hey, look at his matching outfit. He knew he was doing this today.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Wow. I’m still hurting.
Sevan Matossian (16:39):
Yeah, this is the worst. We’ve seen you after a workout. What show is this? Episode eight.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
No, the burpee drag rope was pretty bad too.
Andrew Hiller (16:47):
He jumped in the pool.
Sevan Matossian (16:48):
Oh yeah, that’s right.
Andrew Hiller (16:50):
Two seconds
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Down.
Andrew Hiller (16:52):
He’s got four seconds behind Taylor at this point.
Sevan Matossian (16:56):
Let’s go buddy. Let’s go. Javier. He’s
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Got to get on this. Those reps going to take him way too long.
Sevan Matossian (17:00):
He’s got to get off this at 3 45. 3 45 was basically
Andrew Hiller (17:05):
Got off
Sevan Matossian (17:05):
The bar. Mus, you
Andrew Hiller (17:06):
Got to go directly to the
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Javier. You suck. Syracuse sucks. Sorry. I’m good now.
Sevan Matossian (17:14):
I wonder if that gym’s even up on its affiliate dudes. What
Andrew Hiller (17:18):
They’ll find out. This
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Guy’s wearing whale LABAs for grips. What the fuck is this guy doing? Back on pace? Hey, he’s not on pace, bro. He’s not on pace. Not lying to him. You’re off pace. Javier, quit. This is the only CrossFit thing where somebody will not cheer you on. Instead they’ll beg you to quit.
Sevan Matossian (17:39):
Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. This one, no man has a chance to meet Taylor on this one. This one’s definitely set up with all the home cooking the wow. Look at this Mary Monsour free toast spacers to whoever guesses his time. Go ahead and put your guesses in the chat Right where you
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Want to be. Said I did 30 reps.
Andrew Hiller (17:59):
What?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Talking
Andrew Hiller (18:00):
That down.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
Oh, I was six 11.
Sevan Matossian (18:05):
We’re not going to know this guy’s time.
Andrew Hiller (18:07):
He’s fucked because we weren’t going to watch him finish,
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
Right? I don’t know. I think he’s going to come to a halt here in a second.
Andrew Hiller (18:14):
Taylor was done with these at four and a half minutes. Oh, look at all the times coming into the check.
Tyler Watkins (18:25):
You better get on your fucking horse, bro.
Sevan Matossian (18:28):
Let’s go. Javier, you’re only 20 seconds. Behind. 4 32 is when Taylor finished these
Speaker 10 (18:37):
And I was pacing to this point. If he has the juice to sprint the last 30, all of them, then maybe. But I don’t think he can go 30. Jump up. Jump down.
Sevan Matossian (18:46):
Most did. He is only three seconds behind. Four seconds behind
Andrew Hiller (18:49):
Transition.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Two seconds behind. No, he’s dying. Too many steps.
Sevan Matossian (18:54):
Time beat six 12. Is he getting his chin over the bar? Come on, man.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
You were so
Tyler Watkins (18:58):
Disappointed.
Andrew Hiller (19:00):
Too many.
Sevan Matossian (19:02):
Thomas from the socialist Denmark to the Land of Dreams Sentinel training. Thomas Jacobson. Thank you brother. Love you. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Let’s go buddy. Five minutes, seven.
Tyler Watkins (19:16):
Wow, you got to drop off that bar
Andrew Hiller (19:21):
Up in a minute.
Sevan Matossian (19:22):
Yeah, he’s got, yep, exactly.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Easiest $500 you ever made. All right.
Tyler Watkins (19:30):
You made one aggressive step up. Let’s see if it lasts.
Sevan Matossian (19:33):
Jeremy World. His biceps are too big. 13. Listen, you can’t start guessing times now. It’s too late. We’re at the end. Two
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Seconds.
Tyler Watkins (19:42):
This is the most optimal angle for these.
Andrew Hiller (19:45):
Yeah, it is. Hey, I’ve seen worse.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
13.
Sevan Matossian (19:51):
I do like that. This guy is a counter. That’s beautiful.
Andrew Hiller (19:54):
18. Yeah. Should we make that a mandatory thing? Six
Sevan Matossian (19:58):
12? No, we can’t make too many rules for this show. We’ve got to
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Do 10 in 20 seconds. There’s no end.
Andrew Hiller (20:04):
Oh, this is cool. 12 daily dope wheelhouse on
Tyler Watkins (20:06):
This one. You got to drop faster.
Sevan Matossian (20:11):
Six 12. Six 12.
Andrew Hiller (20:15):
Damn.
Sevan Matossian (20:16):
Oh, it’s going to be close. Dude, this is going to be real close.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
No it’s not. He’s got five reps to go. Two, six.
Sevan Matossian (20:25):
Fuck Javier. Great attempt buddy. Great attempt. Great attempt. Wow.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Hey, what’s this guy’s name?
Sevan Matossian (20:32):
Javier. Javier.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Javier. What?
Sevan Matossian (20:35):
Dude, they don’t give, they don’t need two names in Cuba. Everyone there is just Javier
Tyler Watkins (20:39):
Santos.
Sevan Matossian (20:40):
Javier Castro.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
What the fuck was that? You didn’t win, dude. You can’t shoot the arrow when you lose. He does. You can’t shoot the arrow when you lose, bro. What the fuck did I lose? Yeah, you lost. Did I lose? Come on, bro. It’s like me getting, that’s like Tyson getting sacked and then doing an end zone dance. No way.
Sevan Matossian (21:06):
Javier, did you make it to the semifinals?
Speaker 10 (21:09):
No, not this
Sevan Matossian (21:09):
Year.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
Well never. Alright
Sevan Matossian (21:13):
Buddy. Do you have CrossFit game dream? Is that what you want to do? You want to go to the CrossFit game someday?
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:19):
Yeah. You’re a beast dude. Hey, good job, love. Hey
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Javier, what was your score on 24.1? Very slow.
Sevan Matossian (21:27):
So bad. You don’t even want to say.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah. Seven. Oh yeah, something. Seven 10. Yeah, it’s slow. Yeah. Alright
Sevan Matossian (21:38):
Buddy. You should probably leave the gym. Someone’s called immigration. They’ll be getting you in 10 minutes. Bye-Bye.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Oh my gosh. Okay. Fucking hey bro. Hey, that dude looks like a combination of Dan, Ty, and horses.
Sevan Matossian (21:52):
Here we go. We have Matthew Jordan ready to feel the pain. How bad is this, Taylor? What’s up? What’s up? Dude there?
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Good
Sevan Matossian (22:01):
To see you. Hi. Hi. Hey, nice to see you. Hi.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
Can y’all see the clock in the background?
Sevan Matossian (22:11):
We can. We can
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Fucking phone sideways. Jesus Christ. Phone sideways. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:16):
Tyler, will you translate what he says? He talks in your language.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Then we can see the cast bus too. Where are you from? Georgia. We got to unlock your phone. Unlock it. Rachel,
Sevan Matossian (22:26):
Like when you watch porn, Matthew put it in the way when
Speaker 10 (22:29):
You watch porn. Oh God. I got to get, where are you from? Matthew? South Carolina. South South Carolina. Wow. There we go. That better? Yes sir.
Sevan Matossian (22:42):
Is that Alex Anne in the middle with the white T-shirt? No,
Speaker 10 (22:46):
I get it.
Sevan Matossian (22:48):
Hey Matthew, are you any good?
Speaker 10 (22:51):
I’m okay. I’m good at burpees.
Sevan Matossian (22:53):
Okay. Alright. That’s what they always say. I good. Yeah. Do you have any clue how bad this hurts?
Speaker 10 (22:59):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
It looked
Speaker 10 (23:00):
Like it hurt pretty bad.
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
Alright. Alright. Who’s the girl? Is that your girl? That’s my
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Wife Rachel.
Sevan Matossian (23:05):
Oh, okay. Alright. Tell her thank you.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Well Rachel and Matthew. Alright all. Can you start the clock? Yeah. Can you see the clock? Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (23:12):
All right, wife. I
Speaker 10 (23:13):
Think so. You guys ready?
Sevan Matossian (23:14):
Yeah. Did she give you, Hey, did she put a little carrot at the end of the stick? If you beat ’em and get the 500 bucks, you get something.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
100%.
Sevan Matossian (23:20):
Alright. Alright, good. Alright. Every dude needs a carrot.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (23:26):
Alright. He’s
Speaker 10 (23:26):
About to start the clock.
Sevan Matossian (23:28):
Alright, let’s do it.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Matthew looks like the mom. Matthew looks like the mom that wakes their kids up on Saturday morning by storming around the kitchen. Do you guys want pancakes? That’s how he sounds
Sevan Matossian (23:41):
For the 500 bucks in a stand. Matthew Jordan from CrossFit, the Forks.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
2, 4, 3, 2, 1. Go. Caleb? Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (23:53):
Oh look, he’s back there filming him. Oh wait, do they
Andrew Hiller (23:56):
Have to have the music off? Or if
Speaker 10 (23:58):
We just keep talking, we’ll be okay?
Sevan Matossian (24:00):
Oh yeah. We can just mute him. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh, he’s on pace.
Andrew Hiller (24:03):
Taylor, you’re not wrong.
Sevan Matossian (24:08):
The workout guys. 30 burpee pull-ups, 20 box jump overs all the way over the box. 10 burpee bar muscle up. That’s when you get on top of the bar. 20 box jump overs all the way again. Then 30 burpee pull-ups at the time to beat six 12. Javier from Kuba was pretty close.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Nine.
Andrew Hiller (24:26):
I like him. He’s got strikes on his feet.
Sevan Matossian (24:29):
This is a man’s workout. Even though the box is lower for women, women have no chance at this game. But we feel like we should include numbers for them. 12.
Andrew Hiller (24:37):
Lemme see where this is. I think a handful of women could beat Jay around this one.
Sevan Matossian (24:40):
No. Name one Name. One
Speaker 10 (24:43):
14
Andrew Hiller (24:44):
Gza.
Sevan Matossian (24:46):
Fuck
Speaker 10 (24:46):
No. 15.
Andrew Hiller (24:47):
Upper body pressing Home Day. That’s a whole workout.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
16. But she’s a better upper body presser than me.
Andrew Hiller (24:54):
Yeah. You have the same bench. Press Max.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
No, we don’t shut the you
Sevan Matossian (24:59):
You do.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Fucker.
Sevan Matossian (25:01):
Is this 19? Where’s he at? 19 I think.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Caleb.
Andrew Hiller (25:06):
Hey Mr. Reed. The bar height looks different when you’re in the middle of a rep than it does when you’re standing under it, right? Oh
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Yeah. Who’s saying, oh, this
Andrew Hiller (25:15):
Dude from outside? I cannot tell you how many people I’d reach out to me during the bird. People look, the bar’s too short. It’s like shut the fuck up.
Sevan Matossian (25:22):
Alright, if you want to go against Taylor, you can text me your number at 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. I’ll send you a link. And then if you’re lucky and this mess of texts that pour in, you could come on the show.
Andrew Hiller (25:35):
Tyson would go sub six on this.
Sevan Matossian (25:38):
Tyson, can you beat Taylor on this?
Tyler Watkins (25:41):
Yeah, I’ve been thinking about that the whole time. I think so.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
Oh,
Tyler Watkins (25:49):
Oh shit.
Sevan Matossian (25:50):
By the way, you look so good on your jump overs. Taylor,
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Me. He looks like he’s a jumping horse. Like you go to the horse races and the horse recognized
Tyler Watkins (25:59):
Almost that fake horse competition. You see that shit?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
That’s
Tyler Watkins (26:06):
What they do with legs.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Oh my God.
Sevan Matossian (26:11):
The time that when he comes off of these jumps. Taylor was at 3 45. 3 45 when Taylor,
Speaker 10 (26:17):
No, I was done with the burpee bar. Muscle ups at 3 45.
Tyler Watkins (26:20):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (26:21):
Okay. I apologize.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
Yeah, you’re tripping, bro. Oh, John Young. Apparently John Young’s time is in 5 59. But he did, but he did 10, 5, 0 5 10.
Sevan Matossian (26:32):
He sub bench press for muscle ups.
Andrew Hiller (26:36):
Hey, it is crazy how most of these guys are pretty close to you after the box jump overs. You can’t really boot ’em quite yet.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
No. Initially I was thinking that this, it was going to be super fast and then the closer I got, I was like, I probably need to pace the 30 and 20 a little bit so that I’m not,
Andrew Hiller (26:54):
Huh? You know what that means?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
That means it’s beatable probably.
Andrew Hiller (26:58):
Damn right. That’s what it means.
Sevan Matossian (27:01):
Hey Taylor, could you, I
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Don’t know though, dude. I pinned it on the last 15.
Andrew Hiller (27:05):
Someone’s going to pin it on the last 20.
Speaker 10 (27:07):
I don’t think so. On the 30th. Burpee, I was close to failing.
Sevan Matossian (27:12):
What did you think when your shoe came untied?
Speaker 10 (27:15):
So on the first set of 30, I lost count and I was like, Bryson, I was screaming. We were on mute. I was like, Bryon, you didn’t hear me Bryon. And I was like, Bryon. He’s like, what? He’s like, his head’s in the computer. He’s like, what? I’m like, where am I? He’s like, I don’t know. So I just, my thought was 30. And then after my boxing overs, I saw my shoe LA and I was like, fuck. But it was like, well, I’m not going to stop the
Andrew Hiller (27:37):
Workout directly tied with you. He, he’s on.
Sevan Matossian (27:39):
Yeah, he is tied with you.
Andrew Hiller (27:40):
Oh my gosh.
Sevan Matossian (27:42):
Oh, we got to get you a counter, Taylor. Shit. This is close. His transitions are fast. 500 bucks from to spacers. Who thinks Matthew Jordan’s going to get it?
Andrew Hiller (27:53):
No, he can’t hold. What do you mean? Because his chicks had some stuff, right? Carrot. The carrot. The carrot.
Sevan Matossian (28:03):
Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. That’s why he’s going to win. He gets a stand and 500 bucks.
Andrew Hiller (28:07):
He’s going to get it.
Sevan Matossian (28:09):
You need to get a carrot. You need to get a carrot. Taylor help you out.
Andrew Hiller (28:13):
He does. He gets absolutely nothing out of this show. That’s why he keeps losing
Speaker 10 (28:17):
All fuck off. Still. I have a winning percentage right now. Dude. If it were my batting average, I’d be a fucking hall of famer.
Sevan Matossian (28:24):
Good point. 4 32. Exactly where you got off. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (28:28):
Oh dude.
Sevan Matossian (28:30):
Hey, is that bar high enough? Yo,
Andrew Hiller (28:32):
All of a sudden I’m thinking we’re going to have to check the bar. Holy
Sevan Matossian (28:35):
Shit. Holy shit
Andrew Hiller (28:36):
Out. Hey, reading the comments. Yeah. Now we’re going to check it after he is done. Not before.
Sevan Matossian (28:41):
Holy shit. These are the final 30.
Andrew Hiller (28:45):
Yeah it is.
Sevan Matossian (28:46):
Holy shit. Oh, 500 bucks. Tow spacers. This guy got it. Holy shit. Got to be quicker.
Andrew Hiller (28:53):
Taylor’s going to have a demon to fight with. A box jump workout. Is this
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Nine
Sevan Matossian (28:58):
Be a tough week for Taylor? Another tough week for Taylor.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
10. What’s he at?
Andrew Hiller (29:03):
I think he’s at 15.
Sevan Matossian (29:05):
That was 10.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
That was 10. This is 11. 11.
Sevan Matossian (29:08):
Thank you Su. He’s moving. He’s moving fast.
Andrew Hiller (29:11):
He is moving fast. He feels it.
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Can you do 20 of these in a minute? That’s what he needs to do.
Andrew Hiller (29:17):
Absolutely.
Sevan Matossian (29:21):
Damn. Tell us when. 15.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
No, he’s not. Got it.
Andrew Hiller (29:26):
16. Oh, he’s got to push it now. This is where Taylor said he’d put the pedal down.
Sevan Matossian (29:32):
Time to beat six 12 people. Time to beat six 12.
Andrew Hiller (29:36):
I’m thinking no, I do like
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Watching Taylor’s 10 left. 10 left. How to do 10? Trying be close. Maybe not that close. Eight left time to beat six 12. Yeah, I’m good. Yeah. Should have had that pace earlier. You would’ve done this.
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