Sevan Matossian (00:00):
I’m not going to lie. The thought of getting a coupon for a standi chubs me up a little
Matthew Souza (00:05):
Use code on 24.
Sevan Matossian (00:10):
If I were driving by someone on the side of the street and they said, Hey, I’ll give you a standi. There would be movement in my pants.
Matthew Souza (00:17):
Regardless of who it was. I just, the offer, that’s all.
Sevan Matossian (00:23):
I hate to say
Matthew Souza (00:24):
It, but
Sevan Matossian (00:30):
I’ve told the story before. The only time anyone’s ever honked at me was I was in San Francisco and it was after a rave and I was standing out by the park, golden Gate Park by the panhandle. There’s a skinny part of the park. That’s the panhandle, and I was standing out in front of this house and these gay guys drove by and honked at me and I waved
Matthew Souza (01:00):
So stoked. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (01:03):
I was so stoked. I was like, wow, someone honked at me,
Matthew Souza (01:09):
Love being objectified.
Sevan Matossian (01:11):
I just thought it was so cool. It sucks that people can’t enjoy being honked at, you know what I mean? If you see a hot girl walking down the street and you honk at her and it’s, I guess considered offensive, it just sucks. I just loved getting honked at, I’m sure. I bet you the vast majority of people enjoy getting honked at. You know what I mean?
Caleb Beaver (01:41):
I used to get honked at all the time.
Matthew Souza (01:43):
You did
Sevan Matossian (01:44):
Serious.
Caleb Beaver (01:45):
Yeah. I would always go for runs up and down my neighborhood and I would just take my shirt off and just be running, and I used to be fucking shredded, just shred the city and so you just have chicks and dudes and all sorts of people.
Sevan Matossian (02:00):
Did you like it?
Caleb Beaver (02:02):
Oh, I loved it. It made me run faster up your pace a little bit. You start
Sevan Matossian (02:06):
Moving a little bit faster. Yeah, I probably tighten my stomach. I probably tighten my stomach muscles.
Caleb Beaver (02:10):
I start swinging the arms a little bit, A little draw all my action.
Matthew Souza (02:15):
Yeah. Loved it.
Sevan Matossian (02:17):
That’s awesome. What a great story, Caleb.
Matthew Souza (02:22):
Fuck.
Caleb Beaver (02:22):
Is that a bless your heart moment?
Matthew Souza (02:24):
Yeah, that’s a good birthday gift for him.
Sevan Matossian (02:29):
I stayed up late last night. I was pretty wound up after the show. I stayed up till midnight. I don’t do that
Caleb Beaver (02:34):
Anymore. Oh, wow. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (02:35):
I was fucking around on my phone. I was watching YouTube videos, Patrick Bed, David Clips and UFC clips and I was just completely fucking around yesterday. Hey, there was a really gnarly part in yesterday’s podcast where Lindsay from Birth Fit talked about sexual assault and she talked about, I don’t know how she worded it, but obviously I know it’s true. Someone gets sexually, some chick’s jogging through the park at night naked and she gets raped. We all know it’s not her fault,
(03:24):
But you can’t free yourself from that pain unless you really work through the honesty of what it is in your life that brought you to that moment that you made, that those were your values or those were your judgments of society that put you in that situation. God, just the way she worded it, because the important part of after getting sexually assaulted or something, obviously traumatic happening to you, getting jumped at, I mean, well, I’ll just use my example. I got jumped at a party in high school and it was like they jumped me, but what was I doing out at night with drinking at a party, walking by myself, not using, I mean, in hindsight, in that same situation, I would’ve never walked where I was walking. Now that I’m 52 years old,
Matthew Souza (04:23):
Right? Yeah, you would’ve known it was a bad idea right off the
Sevan Matossian (04:25):
Bat. Yeah. There were fucking six guys coming. I was at a party from Mount Diablo High School, which is a ghetto high school, and there were six guys walking towards me and I was by myself and it was on a street, and I know that there’s a shitload of drunk people everywhere and I’ve been drinking. I mean, it’s like it’s a trip. God stand is so fun.
Matthew Souza (04:52):
Nice transition.
Caleb Beaver (04:58):
We’re one degree of separation from Donald Trump now.
Sevan Matossian (05:02):
Yeah. Who are we? Oh, because of Patrick bed. David’s hanging with him. Yeah, I know. That’s cool. Right?
Caleb Beaver (05:07):
So basically
Sevan Matossian (05:09):
He’s
Caleb Beaver (05:09):
Going to come on the show in the next year.
Sevan Matossian (05:12):
It’s funny. I do think he’s going to come on the show.
Caleb Beaver (05:16):
It’d be pretty wild if he did.
Sevan Matossian (05:18):
Yeah, that would be fun. Craig Alexander writes in the comments, there’s two comments because yesterday’s show was huge, by the way. The sponsorship for the show and the offers we’re getting are like, there’s so many now and there’s so many that we are able to turn them down. Ones that just don’t fit, but so I think in the last couple of days there were a lot of people who watched the show. Someone said there were 4,000. Well, when we got off the show, 9,000 people had watched the show live yesterday. The Taylor Self versus the World, and so there’s two comments in the comments on YouTube. One of them is Seon isn’t plugging a peptide company going against everything CrossFit stands for, and then it goes on to say, people already think no, the top are on something. So imagine he just said that. He just said people already think slash no, the top are on something. Why feed into that? How many zeros are on that check? Sevan
Matthew Souza (06:39):
God, people are so stupid,
Sevan Matossian (06:41):
And then two laughing emojis
Matthew Souza (06:43):
Just stupid. Super low, low level thinking there and who the We don’t give a fuck. I give a fuck who’s on steroids? I don’t give a fuck. As long as the check clears, they take it. They don’t. I don’t give a shit.
Sevan Matossian (07:05):
Did
Matthew Souza (07:05):
You enjoy the show?
Sevan Matossian (07:07):
But we wouldn’t. But there are people that we don’t take checks from.
Matthew Souza (07:12):
There are, yeah. We’ve serious money.
Sevan Matossian (07:15):
One of the most, fuck dude, maybe the most committed non CrossFit athlete I know to CrossFit is Sarah Cox, the owner of Ca Peptides. She’s been to shitloads of affiliates. She has hundreds of CrossFitters who are friends. She spends a minimum of two hours working out every single day. She’s exceedingly polite and generous and open. Anyway, ca peptides.com use code word seon. If you have a tendon or ligament injury, BPC 1 57 seems to be the popular one people are using. I also hear that it can’t be really tested for. Yeah, pat, A lot of people definitely believe that CrossFitters are using it. It’s the way of the world. When you look at these warriors, what these warriors do, who cares? Yeah.
Matthew Souza (08:35):
Don’t care.
Sevan Matossian (08:39):
Our friend Andrew Hiller does not drink any alcohol. I don’t know if he’s ever had a sip of alcohol. He doesn’t drink any alcohol. See, eating any shit. You don’t. You just don’t see him eating shit food. You just don’t see him having to bite a cake or a bowl. Ice cream. He passes. You don’t see him. That being said, he drinks C four and does steroids, natural naturally occurring supplements. He’s also not also pushing them on people. So these sponsors that come to the show, they’re coming to the show not because of me, not because of Caleb. Sorry, Caleb, not because of su. They’re coming to the show because you guys, because of you guys, they’re so coming to the show because of you guys.
(09:47):
They’re so coming to the show for you guys so much. By no means do I profess to be perfect, but I so prefer honesty. Honesty for me Trump’s like everything. Just be honest. Just be honest. Even the way this guy writes this in that passive aggressive form. I mean, he said, I guess that’s better than saying someone else wrote, Hey, isn’t ca peptides a banned substance? It’s like, Hey, it’s not even a relevant issue. Who cares if it’s a fucking band substance we’re not putting on the event? What the fuck do we get? Yeah. Well, it’s not one of my values whether to use or not use band substances. I don’t not park in the red because it says red. I don’t park in the red because I don’t want to ticket and because I don’t want to cause a traffic jam or stop a firetruck from using it, but it’s not because it’s red. Do you know what I mean?
(11:03):
I used to grow marijuana. I didn’t care that it was illegal. That wasn’t one of my values. That’s not one of my values. I’ve gone places where it says, Hey, only people who are vaxxed have to wear a mask. I didn’t wear a mask. My values don’t follow around following the rules of what someone else tells me to do. I’m bigger than that. I believe in myself more than that. Fergie show. Happy birthday, Sevan. Thanks for bringing the CrossFit to the world. I appreciate it. It’s going to be hard to top if I’m ranking the comments, the sandy coupon, it’s really going to be tough. Tough. It’s going to be so tough. I think about getting a stand every day.
Matthew Souza (11:53):
You shouldn’t have worked at Black Angus. Remember I told you that story about that chick? That shit’s fucking crazy. He got hooked up. Doubt.
Sevan Matossian (12:02):
You don’t put shopping carts away because it’s not one of your values. I do put shopping carts away. I probably put shopping carts away more than the people who claim they do, but one of my values, but I don’t believe that you have to do it. I don’t think that there’s, in the hierarchy of things, holding the door open for someone is way higher than putting your card away. Someone’s walking behind you To be conscious when you walk through doorways, who’s in front of you and who’s behind you is significantly more conscious. I also don’t think it’s a rule that you have to hold the door, but I just don’t think of,
Matthew Souza (12:32):
What’s the distance you give people?
Sevan Matossian (12:34):
It depends.
Matthew Souza (12:36):
Great question.
Sevan Matossian (12:37):
It depends. Black people, hot chicks and old people get
Matthew Souza (12:42):
Like a 30 foot.
Sevan Matossian (12:44):
They just get hot chicks. I want to look at you as you get closer kids because it’s appropriate. And black people, I just don’t want, I feel the social pressure of feeling like they’re going to think, you know, mean
Matthew Souza (12:57):
Open the door for me.
Sevan Matossian (12:58):
Yeah. I’m willing to walk around the block three extra times as long as I don’t have to cross the street with a black person watching me, so I don’t get accused of crossing the, you know what I mean? Let’s say I have to cross the street to go somewhere. I’m going, but there’s a black person walking towards me. I’ll just keep walking so that we can walk by each other.
Matthew Souza (13:11):
Okay. Gosh, you’re so good. I’m
Sevan Matossian (13:14):
A tool. I’m a tool. You’re socially aware. You’re just so no social pressure. I just feel social pressure. I feel social pressure can’t help it.
Matthew Souza (13:23):
Oh, shit. Wasn’t that how you got jumped the first time?
Sevan Matossian (13:27):
That was, it was seven
Matthew Souza (13:29):
Black
Sevan Matossian (13:29):
Dudes who fucking beat the fuck out of me. People who don’t put shopping carts away also don’t put toilet paper on the holder.
Matthew Souza (13:38):
What? I don’t think so. Also, don’t put one’s inside your house though. One’s in a parking lot.
Sevan Matossian (13:50):
Yeah, but I see it. I see what he’s saying. It’s
Matthew Souza (13:53):
A stretch. And along that same line of thinking, you’re saying we don’t replace trash bags or Yeah. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (14:00):
My kids say, please thank you. Hold the door for strangers and maintain eye contact when talking. If not, I beat them. Hey, doses. Did you see that? I saw in the comments yesterday you were saying that you don’t think that there’s people out there who condone pedophilia or who are trying to normalize it, but I sent you that link the other day, and I was sincerely wondering what you thought about that. I forget what it was, but I was wondering if you thought that was a form of Oh, it was basically they had a LGBTQ plus club at an elementary school for eight year olds.
Matthew Souza (14:37):
That is about time. That’s what I say.
Sevan Matossian (14:40):
And to me, you’re so progressive. And to me, that seems like that’s a sex club. I know they want to paint it as a place of acceptance, but for eight year olds to already, I mean, when I remember when I was, I didn’t know I was straight when I was five. I knew I wanted the kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Allen, to come home and bathe me.
Matthew Souza (15:10):
We got to find Mrs. Allen.
Sevan Matossian (15:13):
She’s a redhead, and now I’m married to a
Matthew Souza (15:14):
Redhead. That makes total sense. Yeah. She wore shirts with no sleeves, had big lats.
Caleb Beaver (15:21):
Childhood crush became your wife.
Sevan Matossian (15:26):
Yeah, and I know, oh, I responded to that teacher is a pedo, not a question. Okay. But here’s the thing, but the argument, let me play devil’s advocate here, is that they would call me homophobic and saying that homophobia is different than I’m being homophobic because I’m projecting pedophilia onto a club that’s just about gay people. But the thing is obviously, and I think you and I see eye to eye on that. It’s not that. It’s just the fact of talking about sex to eight year olds. I didn’t know why I wanted Mrs. Allen to come bathe me. I never thought, even when I liked Michelle Harper in the second grade, and I would follow her around and walk her home from school and shit, I still didn’t know I was straight. God. She had Charlie’s angels, hairs, long, thick hair, and it was like feathered and Kim Cavender, Kim Cavender’s. Dad heard me asking her for a kiss.
Caleb Beaver (16:26):
Oh, that’s awkward.
Sevan Matossian (16:27):
What’d he say on the phone?
Caleb Beaver (16:29):
Did he say anything? You said hang up right
Matthew Souza (16:31):
Now.
Sevan Matossian (16:32):
She told me. She told me she was a redhead too. Southern girl. God, I can go back to that feeling of wanting something from her, but not knowing what it is. I just couldn’t get close enough to her. Do you know what I mean?
Matthew Souza (16:46):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (16:48):
Do you remember that feeling? Being a little kid and liking girls but not knowing?
Matthew Souza (16:51):
I just acted like a clown. I didn’t really know why.
Sevan Matossian (16:54):
Yeah, I acted like a clown too. It
Matthew Souza (16:56):
Was like Mackenzie in the fourth grade and all of a sudden I would stand on my chair when she could watch and then anything to hold her attention. Not much has changed, I guess. Japer in the court. Really?
Sevan Matossian (17:07):
My son the other day is like, Hey, so-and-so called me a show off. Someone called him a show off. I’m like, yeah. He goes, is that bad? I’m like, ah,
Matthew Souza (17:19):
Let him know you ain’t pimping if you got it. I
Sevan Matossian (17:22):
Said, there’s nuances to it because he likes magic, right? So he wants to do magic. And I’m like, that’s a form of showing off. I think it’s okay to show off.
Caleb Beaver (17:37):
You doing anything you’re good at is showing off these days.
Sevan Matossian (17:40):
When I see kids pulling wheelies down the street, I always honk at him and wave. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Yeah. Boy, not yeah, girl. Because I never seen any girls doing that. How come girls don’t pull wheelies?
Matthew Souza (17:51):
They’re smarter.
Sevan Matossian (17:55):
The DEI should get on that. There’s a disproportionate of
Matthew Souza (18:01):
Disproportionate amount of girls doing wheelies,
Sevan Matossian (18:03):
But I do think that that is a black and white activity in my town. There’s no black people, but you see black people pulling wheelies.
Matthew Souza (18:10):
Do you
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
Know what I mean? You see black and white kids together pulling wheelies. Steven Flores, happy birthday se What’s up buddy? Five five one seventy. I want to thank Rosemary for birthing you fair? I think that’s cool. And making such a cool dude. Thanks for waking up. 7:00 AM every morning. Thanks. My family member died of mine and my mom has flown to the Midwest to be with her sister and my cousins, and one of my cousins I haven’t talked to in 40 years, probably since I’ve been 10 years old, text me and he goes, Hey, your mom tells me you’re a conspiracy theorist, libertarian. And I told her that she has you miscategorized. You’re just awake.
Matthew Souza (18:59):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (19:01):
Yeah, that’s cool, right?
Matthew Souza (19:02):
Yeah, that’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (19:05):
Adam Blakesley, happy birthday. You’re looking selt today. Nothing like a Matian commercial.
Matthew Souza (19:11):
I definitely need a Matian commercial. I did
Sevan Matossian (19:13):
Wear this shirt today. CrossFit media director, so full of myself today and the team because of what we did yesterday.
Matthew Souza (19:24):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (19:25):
Selt, selt, slender, elegant
Matthew Souza (19:29):
S
Sevan Matossian (19:30):
Possibly has aids. It was a year ago, my wife was asleep and I asked her, Hey, was it a year ago that the group bought me this picture right here?
Matthew Souza (19:44):
There’s the angle. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (19:46):
Buddy. Hey, I’m filming in 10 80 today.
Matthew Souza (19:48):
Let’s go. Looks great.
Sevan Matossian (19:50):
Look, you can see this angle. When I’m in this angle, I’m going to have to sit up straight because when I hunch over, I get titties.
Matthew Souza (19:56):
Yeah, you’re fish bowling it. We can see everything from there.
Sevan Matossian (19:58):
So it was a year ago that this was purchased, right?
Matthew Souza (20:01):
I thought it was two years ago.
Sevan Matossian (20:03):
Haley told me it was a year ago.
Matthew Souza (20:05):
It could have been a year ago. I don’t know, dude. A year
Sevan Matossian (20:08):
Ago today I was in here weeping like a baby.
Matthew Souza (20:10):
Was it a year ago? Fuck. Why does it seem like so much longer? You want to play the video?
Sevan Matossian (20:16):
No.
Matthew Souza (20:18):
Think I could find it. I tried. How gently Caleb, let that out there. You
Sevan Matossian (20:24):
Knew you liked girls in the second grade, but you didn’t know that that made you straight. Right? I mean, I knew I liked girls too, but I didn’t even know why I liked them. Now I know I want a stand. I know what I want, but I did not know that. I did not know that. In the second grade, Susie got on with me last night. We were fooling around. I’ve been fooling around with my cameras and I was showing him this angle and we decided this is, if someone calls on the phone, this is the angle I switch to. So if you call on the phone, you get this angle.
Matthew Souza (21:07):
Yeah, I like that angle. It’s all dark around the edges too.
Sevan Matossian (21:10):
What do you think, Caleb?
Caleb Beaver (21:11):
It’s cool. You’re in a spotlight. I like it.
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
Yeah. Thank
Matthew Souza (21:14):
You. It’s layer. It’s layer.
Caleb Beaver (21:19):
It’s the bat cave.
Matthew Souza (21:20):
Every time you go to that, you’re pitting a cat somehow.
Caleb Beaver (21:23):
Ooh.
Matthew Souza (21:24):
I
Sevan Matossian (21:26):
Could not pull a girl until I started lifting at 15. Oh, I was holding hands with this girl in the second grade. I kissed a girl for the first time when I was a sophomore in high school. I fell in love with her. Right after I kissed her. She said two things. She said, you taste like peanut butter and I want you to know this kiss doesn’t mean anything. It was Tracy. Fuck. It was Tracy Munoz. It broke my heart. I was so into her. Oh my God. I was so into her.
Matthew Souza (21:53):
Tracy mood. Yes.
Sevan Matossian (21:54):
Oh my God. She like
Caleb Beaver (21:55):
Peanut butter. And I don’t, this doesn’t mean anything.
Sevan Matossian (21:58):
The bedroom, it was in my bedroom
Matthew Souza (22:00):
Still didn’t mean anything. Damn. How’d you get in your bedroom?
Sevan Matossian (22:06):
I was having a party at my house. My mom used to let me have parties all the time. I had parties all the time at my house, invited everyone over. We had soda pop and planters peanuts out and shit like that. We would all sit around and the kids would hang out.
Matthew Souza (22:21):
Cool. Smart on your mom. Always be the one to host the party. Then you know where everybody’s at and what they’re doing.
Sevan Matossian (22:29):
And there were these other two really pretty girls who would come over. Laura and Lisa Hilly. Their sisters. They were twins.
Matthew Souza (22:37):
Oh, snap.
Sevan Matossian (22:39):
They were not only pretty, but they were like, I don’t want to say goody goodies, but they were goody goodies. I don’t mean it in a bad way. They were really cool. I thought all the kids were cooler than me that I hung out with. Were you cooler than the other kids you hung out with?
Matthew Souza (22:58):
Oh yeah. No, no, no. They were cooler than me. I did stuff to get into the cool kid group. Yeah, yeah. No.
Sevan Matossian (23:04):
Were you ever the coolest kid, Caleb? Or was it your friends cooler than you?
Caleb Beaver (23:07):
No, I was always the weird one. I would just move it. I was always new wherever I went, I would just move every three, two years or whatever.
Sevan Matossian (23:15):
Did you ever make it into the cool kid group? Never. Oh, I was always in the cool kid group. But like Susa said, I had to do shit.
Matthew Souza (23:23):
You got to earn your keep.
Caleb Beaver (23:24):
If I ever did make it, maybe the one time I did was when we lived in Germany, but otherwise I was always on the out. I always got outcasted to the weird kids when I was on the football team. It was the second string guy and me the kicker.
Sevan Matossian (23:38):
You were the kicker.
Caleb Beaver (23:40):
Hell yeah, dude.
Sevan Matossian (23:40):
Dude, do you know what?
Matthew Souza (23:42):
That’s amazing.
Sevan Matossian (23:43):
I saw, I met someone, broken science or something, and they said, Hey God, who told me this? They said, I think they had a kid, a baby. And they said, my dad’s devised a 15 year plan for my kid to be a professional kicker. You know? And your wife could do that.
Caleb Beaver (23:59):
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
Sevan Matossian (24:01):
Oh, you and your wife could just have a kid and be like, Hey, you just be like, you’re having a baby. No. Oh, you’re not. What are you having? NFL kicker.
Caleb Beaver (24:11):
Exactly. Absolutely.
Sevan Matossian (24:13):
You guys have the perfect bodies for that together. You guys could make a fucking, oh yeah,
Caleb Beaver (24:17):
Dude. Our kids are going to be savages super. They’re both going to be six foot tall. They’re just going to be like 200 pound if they’re dudes is going to be like 200 pound just fucking animals.
Sevan Matossian (24:28):
How much does a kicker make?
Caleb Beaver (24:30):
Probably at least a million.
Sevan Matossian (24:32):
At least a million. Right? And it’s a long career. You could do it 20 years, right?
Caleb Beaver (24:35):
Oh yeah. There’s Adam Bennet Terry. He was a kicker. He might still be a kicker. Actually. He’s been around for 20 plus years. He could make a career out of it if you’re good enough.
Sevan Matossian (24:48):
That’s what I mean. I think you and your wife could have kids. Dude, if you had three boys, they could all be fucking kickers in the NFL. Fuck. I bet you you guys could have a girl who can make it to the NFL.
Caleb Beaver (24:58):
That’s very possible too. Fuck it. Let’s find out.
Sevan Matossian (25:04):
Lemme see. Yeah. You don’t even send your kid to school or nothing. He’s just being groomed to, some kids are groomed to be gay. You, we groom your kid to be a kicker. He could be gay. Kicker if you wanted. Whatever. How.
Caleb Beaver (25:18):
Don’t give a shit. You’re making millions of dollars, buddy.
Sevan Matossian (25:20):
How much does
Caleb Beaver (25:21):
Possibility sit on my retirement for the rest of my life? And I don’t have to give you shit.
Sevan Matossian (25:24):
Shit get paid. And he never has to get hit either, right? He’s totally safe.
Caleb Beaver (25:28):
Yeah. Maybe knocked down a few times, but that’s it.
Sevan Matossian (25:31):
You
Caleb Beaver (25:31):
Should flowers
Sevan Matossian (25:33):
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Beaver, there are 32 place kickers and 32 punters in the league, plus those on practice squads, many earning league minimum. This brings the average salary of the NFL kicker down to 860,000. Who’s the highest paid kicker in the NFLA? Jake Elliot.
Caleb Beaver (25:49):
How much did she make? A couple million.
Sevan Matossian (25:51):
Let’s see.
Caleb Beaver (25:53):
Matt Gay, highest paid. NFL Kicker. Just signed a four year deal for 22 and a half million.
Sevan Matossian (25:58):
Holy shit, dude.
Caleb Beaver (26:01):
Damn. Oh, also Pat McAfee. He was a kicker for the Colts.
Sevan Matossian (26:06):
And dude, that means, and
Caleb Beaver (26:07):
He makes shitloads of money. That
Sevan Matossian (26:09):
Means that if you could be a kicker that makes 4 million a year, and you do that for 20 years, that’s 80 million after taxes. $40 million. Then you have the next 40 years of your life just to hang out.
Caleb Beaver (26:21):
So easy, dude. And I’ll do behind the scenes with them every day.
Sevan Matossian (26:29):
I’m so excited. If CrossFit doesn’t go out of business and this whole behind the scenes thing takes off, Avi’s going to become a superstar. I can’t wait to take him to a,
Caleb Beaver (26:39):
It’s funny that you’re always tongue in cheek about the CrossFit. I think if CrossFit goes out of business, that’s
Matthew Souza (26:42):
The best opportunity for us possible.
Sevan Matossian (26:44):
Oh, okay.
Matthew Souza (26:46):
That’s good. We just live stream CrossFit here. We are CrossFit, what are talking about the gangs all here. All 216 of us.
Sevan Matossian (26:54):
So the sponsors are choosing this because of you guys. I mean, that’s the whole thing. And we’ve come a long way since being considered persona non grata and we’re not going to make it. And you know what? Part of me believed that? It’s just like that article that the New York Times said about me basically saying that the interview I did with Stacey Tovar was so inappropriate and I totally believed them and I never went back and watched it. And then Andrew Hiller and Sporty Beth made those videos on me and I saw the video and I’m like, holy shit, I’m a fucking nice guy. I wasn’t being a creep at all. She felt a little uncomfortable. That’s not my responsibility. But she turned it around. She did great. She answered, and it was a, I don’t want to say it’s not my responsibility. I care that she felt uncomfortable. I’m never trying to make anyone feel uncomfortable, but boy, what a fucking gem that video was. It’s like that. So over the years, people are always telling you, Hey, it still happens to me once a week. Someone says, Hey, your life would be easier if you didn’t say this and didn’t say this and didn’t say this. But I don’t think we get to where we’re at if we didn’t stay true. If we stayed fake. If we went fake.
Matthew Souza (28:20):
Yeah, for sure.
Sevan Matossian (28:21):
And I’m not saying that when I have kids on the show or young guests that I don’t, you act accordingly. Yeah, I’m going to, I have different, I don’t want to say I act differently around my mom than I do around my friends, but I’m not talking about Standies in front of my mom. Right? Everybody. It’s not that I’m not being authentic or it’s like when I have Olivia Ted her on it, I’m going to try to not say any f-bombs. Right? When I have Trita Smith on, I’m not going to start asking about her boyfriend. Yeah.
Matthew Souza (29:01):
Only Haley Adams.
Sevan Matossian (29:03):
I mean, Haley. Well, here’s the thing too. You have to take an assessment, right? She’s 22 or 23. Everyone knew she had some Deact as a boyfriend. And also if you tell me that you’re on Snapchat five hours a day, then I know you know more. You see more crazy shit than I do. Could be actually crazy, man. Right? Eric Wise, happy birthday. Thanks dude. Have a beautiful day and thanks for bringing it every day. You’re welcome. Three games, athletes and tailor two KA day. Two KA guy plus travel expenses. You don’t even need a sponsor. The listeners will pony up that easy. Oh, you mean if we do quarterfinals? Here’s the thing, I usually won’t tell you guys this stuff, but.
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