Matthew Souza (00:00):
Mid lift, reset it back in. Finish the jury.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Our first victim is gone. Taylor Self is here. The next victim is waiting in the wing.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh,
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Burpy. Burpee.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh my God.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It’s this. It’s divine, relentless, constant pursuit of excellence. That’s great.
Sevan Matossian (00:33):
Welcome to the most exciting show. No. Welcome to the best show on the internet. Kill Taylor.
Andrew Hiller (00:43):
You sound like me at Water
Sevan Matossian (00:45):
Appalooza. Today’s show is brought to you by skull fuck.com. I personally use their services all the time. Last night I went a little overboard with their services, Andrew Hiller. This show is also brought to my H-G-R-C-B-D Taylor 20 code and Andrew Hiller personally gives some of this stuff to his dog.
Andrew Hiller (01:07):
I can’t see it. They sent me this stuff. It’s not working. The dog was tweaking over it because she knows shit when it’s storming and stuff will give this to her and she calms down
Sevan Matossian (01:16):
And she likes it. Really? You give CCBs to your dog when the storm’s going?
Andrew Hiller (01:20):
Yeah, calms her down. They also send me some of this sleep stuff that I’ve never taken and they also have you send me some of this Recover bal that I know Alexis rubs all over her body every night.
Sevan Matossian (01:31):
Okay. Maybe
Andrew Hiller (01:32):
A walking catastrophe at the moment. So she plugs herself in this C BD bomb and she says it helps
Sevan Matossian (01:37):
Susan next time have Hillary omit the part where he says he hasn’t used any of that.
Matthew Souza (01:42):
Yeah, we could left that part
Sevan Matossian (01:43):
Out. Okay. Caleb Beaver.
Andrew Hiller (01:45):
Alexis used all of it.
Sevan Matossian (01:46):
Caleb Beaver on the backend. Tyler Watkins from Heat one app on the bottom above him. Pedro White from around the whiteboard. Matt Souza. Do you have a name for your podcast on Tuesdays? Matt?
Matthew Souza (02:01):
No.
Sevan Matossian (02:02):
Okay. Matt has a podcast on Tuesdays and Andrew Hiller from Hiller Fit. Bryson Mont is running the camera. Lizzie’s doing the scoring. Listen. 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. The prize money this week. $1,000 H-G-R-C-B-D Taylor code 20. Bryson will you tell us the workout and then Tyler Watkins will then re-explain it.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yeah, so the workout is a two minute am wrap of 40 toes of bar, then max rep sandbag to shoulder and the time remaining. Rest one minute and then another two minute amrap. Starting with 20 sandbags. A shoulder max rep towed a bar in the time remaining the sandbags. A hundred pounds for the guys. 80 pounds for the ladies And at the top of your sandbag clean, you have to release your offhand. You don’t have to extend your arm. Just release your offhand at the top with hip extension and your buy-in reps. So the 40 toes, the bar in the first one and the 20 sandbag the shoulder and the second one. Don’t count towards your score, but you do have to finish them
Sevan Matossian (03:00):
For the love of something. Let Susa take over.
Andrew Hiller (03:04):
Can you do me a favor and put that new screen back up here? I’m going to take some of this
Sevan Matossian (03:08):
Just so
Andrew Hiller (03:08):
Everyone knows. Take some
Sevan Matossian (03:09):
Of it. Andrew Hiller is going to take some of the H-G-R-C-B-D
Tyler Watkins (03:15):
Product’s going to make you
Andrew Hiller (03:16):
Way too much, isn’t it like two
Tyler Watkins (03:19):
Drops?
Andrew Hiller (03:21):
Yeah, I couldn’t see it and I’ve never done that.
Tyler Watkins (03:24):
That’s what Seon did before this show.
Andrew Hiller (03:27):
I’m going to pass out half through the show.
Sevan Matossian (03:30):
Pretty
Andrew Hiller (03:30):
Good actually.
Sevan Matossian (03:31):
Tyler Watkins. So what’s the deal with the workout?
Tyler Watkins (03:34):
So you have to do a curtsy with the sandbag at the top is what I understand and then yeah, that but
Andrew Hiller (03:41):
Basically you got to dab at the top.
Tyler Watkins (03:43):
Yeah, you got to dab at the top. What matters is his speed on the toes of bar is what matters and then the sandbag reps on the first round count and then the toes to bar reps on the second round count. Nothing counts besides that. So that’s the score.
Sevan Matossian (03:58):
Okay. I love it. Bryson, how long till take off?
Tyler Watkins (04:02):
He’s ready to go.
Sevan Matossian (04:04):
Heidi, did you turn gay? I didn’t turn gay. I’m finally out. We’re ready when you are Bryson.
Andrew Hiller (04:15):
Cool.
Tyler Watkins (04:17):
Nice enthusiasm. Good enthusiasm. Bryson. Bryson’s fired up. You could tell everybody’s fired
Sevan Matossian (04:21):
Up today. 40. He’s going to start with 40 toes to bar then Max sandbag. Watch how he does the sandbag. Those of you who are going to try to win the thousand bucks, you have to do something with your hand. Make sure you watch that shit
Tyler Watkins (04:33):
Under over one 10 on his toes. The bar
Andrew Hiller (04:36):
Under
Tyler Watkins (04:37):
How far
Andrew Hiller (04:38):
He’s going to finish in 1 0 2. Four toes
Tyler Watkins (04:41):
To bar. Okay,
Andrew Hiller (04:42):
That’s my guess.
Sevan Matossian (04:45):
Any chance? Any chance any girls can win this workout?
Andrew Hiller (04:49):
Strong chance. Yeah. To the same stance that on a worm than women is usually a shorter spot and you want women that are tall to offset the height of the men. They don’t got to pick that bag up very far and that’s kind of all the reps on this. All the difficult reps are on that sandbag.
Tyler Watkins (05:06):
I don’t think that weight makes that big of a difference either between men and women. It’s too light.
Andrew Hiller (05:10):
It’s not. It’s the difference in height and the toes. Bars are quicker. Colton will come on and smack the crap out of Taylor on this one.
Sevan Matossian (05:17):
There’s no way. There’s no way. There’s no way.
Andrew Hiller (05:20):
I mean it’s a grip fatigue workout and we all know how Colton does with his grip.
Sevan Matossian (05:24):
Colton, I hope you’re busy washing hog’s ass this morning.
Tyler Watkins (05:29):
How many Do we know how many he’s at right now? No. Just Lizzy though. We’re a minute in there. You oh one oh one. What a good call one
Sevan Matossian (05:38):
Notice his left hand people, you have to do that with your left hand. Don’t fuck that part up.
Tyler Watkins (05:46):
Five.
Andrew Hiller (05:46):
Yeah, he is moving pretty well. Six.
Sevan Matossian (05:48):
Yeah. See how he takes his hand off.
Andrew Hiller (05:51):
8, 9, 10.
Tyler Watkins (05:56):
Dude, he’s flying. Wow. He’s not going to be able to move in the second
Andrew Hiller (06:00):
Round. He’s standing
Tyler Watkins (06:04):
Hardly. He’s almost levitating. Wow. Doesn’t
Matthew Souza (06:06):
Look his feet. Look at that. He’s planted in that position.
Sevan Matossian (06:09):
$1,000 from H-G-R-C-B-D Use Taylor Code 20.
Tyler Watkins (06:14):
Does anybody have count
Sevan Matossian (06:16):
21 wins?
Andrew Hiller (06:16):
I believe that’s 20 or is that 15? 20. 21. Okay. Two
Matthew Souza (06:23):
Got that.
Sevan Matossian (06:24):
Adam Blakesley says Colton’s in Colorado doing a diesel day with T. Oh,
Andrew Hiller (06:28):
He’s getting pooped. 25.
Matthew Souza (06:29):
Oh wow.
Sevan Matossian (06:30):
Does Matthew have any chance of beating him?
Andrew Hiller (06:33):
Not a 26.
Matthew Souza (06:34):
All right. He got his rest. 26
Tyler Watkins (06:36):
Rep
Bryson (06:38):
Met has no chance but he’d probably still call in.
Tyler Watkins (06:42):
The crazy part about this is how good Taylor is at Toes the bar and that’s the part you go into at the end. I don’t think there’s many people in the world that can hang with him on this.
Sevan Matossian (06:52):
Of course not. Good call Tyler.
Tyler Watkins (06:53):
Roman, maybe
Andrew Hiller (06:56):
Roman. The real question is does he go quicker on this at a 20 sandbag than he did on his 20 or off 40 toes to bar
Tyler Watkins (07:04):
30 seconds? No. I’d
Andrew Hiller (07:05):
Say a Ted slower.
Sevan Matossian (07:06):
I’d like to know what happened to ST’s voice. Yeah, I’d like to fucking know too. What do you mean you’d like to know? I licked your mom’s beaver.
Matthew Souza (07:17):
I said back pain incoming. Not if he uses the H-G-R-C-B-D on his back, which he’s got plenty of it. It’s also a sponsor of shut up and scribble.
Tyler Watkins (07:24):
He actually preloaded it last night. The HGCR. We like to
Matthew Souza (07:29):
Preload our creams.
Sevan Matossian (07:31):
Hey, he doesn’t even look that tired.
Tyler Watkins (07:33):
No.
Matthew Souza (07:34):
Okay, so it’s 20 of these now, right?
Andrew Hiller (07:36):
Yes sir. Yeah,
Tyler Watkins (07:38):
Three
Sevan Matossian (07:39):
That way to use that back Taylor
Andrew Hiller (07:42):
Man, brother
Tyler Watkins (07:44):
There is, he’s so good bending over.
Matthew Souza (07:46):
There is no hamstrings involved. That is all low back right there.
Andrew Hiller (07:49):
Taylor sure loves to get other people crap for the way they move. And then look at that lower look at
Sevan Matossian (07:55):
For those of you after the show, if you need something to watch, just so you know Dalton Ross will be fighting Norbert on HBO, max Bellator. Both of those guests were on the show last week. It’s going to be an incredible fight. Maybe one of the greatest fights of the year.
Tyler Watkins (08:09):
20 maybe? Nope,
Andrew Hiller (08:11):
That’s pretty quick. That’s 20. Wow.
Tyler Watkins (08:12):
39.
Sevan Matossian (08:14):
There we go. Oh, that’s a lot of dilly ding. That was a lot of dilly ding
Tyler Watkins (08:19):
Too.
Matthew Souza (08:20):
Hey, that was,
Andrew Hiller (08:24):
That’s pretty decent question is will he go unbroken?
Tyler Watkins (08:28):
When does he stop before or after? Oh my
Andrew Hiller (08:33):
God.
Matthew Souza (08:33):
There’s your answer. That was like nine or 10 right there.
Tyler Watkins (08:35):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (08:36):
Wow.
Tyler Watkins (08:37):
So these are planned. He planned. He preplanned these breaks.
Sevan Matossian (08:40):
Hey, that’s
Matthew Souza (08:40):
The first
Sevan Matossian (08:42):
Time he’s ever broken up a workout. That’s the first time he’s ever broken a workout on Kill Taylor.
Andrew Hiller (08:48):
Wow. I don’t know if that’s necessarily true dude.
Matthew Souza (08:52):
It is on today’s show. Look at ’em. Go. Are those grips approved?
Tyler Watkins (08:56):
We have no that break regulation for sure.
Sevan Matossian (09:00):
When did he break up a workout before Hiller?
Andrew Hiller (09:03):
That’s a fantastic question.
Sevan Matossian (09:05):
I don’t think he has.
Andrew Hiller (09:06):
When he did all those singles on the snatches, if
Tyler Watkins (09:08):
You go to kill Taylor
Andrew Hiller (09:09):
Pushups that he also broke up or did he do those unbroken? No, he broke up the para handstand pushups as well. He did beat? Yeah. Final set.
Matthew Souza (09:18):
Oh yeah, the parat handstand pushups. Yeah,
Andrew Hiller (09:22):
Satch was broken up into singles.
Tyler Watkins (09:24):
10 seconds. If all the fans go to kill Taylor three after this and watch that entire video, you’ll know if he breaks it up and you should comment as well.
Andrew Hiller (09:32):
Got it.
Tyler Watkins (09:34):
How many was that?
Andrew Hiller (09:36):
I don’t know.
Matthew Souza (09:37):
12. I think Caleb has a counterpart.
Tyler Watkins (09:38):
34. 34. Nice. Dang Caleb.
Sevan Matossian (09:42):
So the total score is 30 fours. That makes it 60. Oh my goodness. That’s pretty good. $1,000. $1,000. Send your Go ahead and text. 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. If you have a vagina, you need an 80 pound bag. If you have a penis, you need a hundred pound bag.
Matthew Souza (10:04):
Is this the fake Haley Adams again?
Andrew Hiller (10:06):
Yes. Not real.
Tyler Watkins (10:09):
Yes,
Andrew Hiller (10:10):
Whoever you are, I’d like
Tyler Watkins (10:11):
To know who you. You.
Matthew Souza (10:13):
I saw the early excuses from Ariel lowland too on the Instagram. Who were they? She said, oh, if only I had a 80 pound sandbag. We know you have a sandbag. Just go dump some out of it. Put it on the scale. Lay out to 80.
Sevan Matossian (10:25):
There you go, let’s
Matthew Souza (10:25):
Go. You
Tyler Watkins (10:26):
Tell ’em Dylan can’t whip that together Real quick.
Sevan Matossian (10:29):
Anything John score. John Young scores in with 62 reps. Yay.
Andrew Hiller (10:35):
Damn. John’s great.
Tyler Watkins (10:37):
He so good.
Matthew Souza (10:38):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (10:39):
Bryson. Bryson.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Yo.
Sevan Matossian (10:42):
Why the fuck did he break those up?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
He got soft bro. I don’t know what to tell you.
Sevan Matossian (10:47):
Was that expected? Damn.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
No, it wasn’t expected but I am sure because how early he did break as soon as he got up he knew that it would be smarter to break earlier than try to hang on for 40 seconds and then have to fall off and do singles for the rest of the time.
Sevan Matossian (11:06):
So is this an easy thousand bucks you think?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
No. No. I think people are going to try to do what he just did and they’re going to rest way too long and not know it in their small sets of toes to bar and then time’s going to be up before they know.
Sevan Matossian (11:19):
I think. Noah, congratulations on the scholarship to college. You had a great football season. Good to see you buddy. Get you on the, what’s up brother?
Andrew Hiller (11:28):
You know that guy?
Sevan Matossian (11:29):
Yeah. He’s famous.
Andrew Hiller (11:31):
What’s he doing here?
Matthew Souza (11:32):
Friend of a
Sevan Matossian (11:33):
Show. Friend of the show.
Matthew Souza (11:35):
Good dude.
Tyler Watkins (11:36):
I think there’s incentive here to slow up on the sandbags. If you got four less sandbags, that’d be great if you could make it up on the toes bar, which I think you would be a lot less taxed.
Andrew Hiller (11:48):
Top capacities, dude, the faster they go in general, the more you need out of each of them. That would be the truth. Maybe eight years ago. I bet.
Sevan Matossian (11:58):
Hiller. Do you own a hundred pound sandbag?
Andrew Hiller (12:00):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (12:00):
Does your affiliate have one Tyler?
Tyler Watkins (12:02):
Yeah, I also just own one.
Sevan Matossian (12:05):
Pedro, do you have one in your new gym Pedro?
Bryson (12:08):
I have Which.
Sevan Matossian (12:10):
Okay. Thank you. Susan, do you have a hundred pound sandbag?
Matthew Souza (12:13):
Yeah, I got like six of them.
Sevan Matossian (12:15):
Okay, so the equipment shouldn’t be what’s holding people back?
Tyler Watkins (12:19):
No.
Sevan Matossian (12:20):
No. Okay.
Matthew Souza (12:22):
No. That’s why I was calling
Andrew Hiller (12:23):
Aaron God sake. I have one.
Matthew Souza (12:25):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (12:26):
Come on. There you go. Ken Walters H-G-R-C-B-D-C-B-D can help relieve everyone’s soreness for all the people that use the toe spacers for joking over the last week. Wow, good point. You
Tyler Watkins (12:37):
Can use toe spacers for that.
Sevan Matossian (12:39):
Yes.
Bryson (12:41):
You can use to spacers for something else.
Sevan Matossian (12:44):
I think Taylor must be really angry at himself. He hasn’t come over to the mic yet.
Andrew Hiller (12:48):
I bet his forearms hurt really bad. Oh,
Tyler Watkins (12:51):
Look at his face. You’re so pretty. Taylor.
Andrew Hiller (12:54):
Hey dude, this is a fantastic workout. We haven’t seen anything like this in a long time in the CrossFit season. That’s a good one. Or the games or anywhere and it’s a lot of strategy and you got to really go and there’s just not much of it anymore anywhere. It’s fantastic.
Tyler Watkins (13:10):
There’s not a ton of skill. It’s just capacity.
Andrew Hiller (13:13):
I mean at the 40 rep mark, that’s quite a bit of skill if you will.
Sevan Matossian (13:18):
Skill if you will. Why do you like it? Why do you like it? Hiller?
Andrew Hiller (13:22):
Because everyone’s basically got to do the 40 unbroken and then they got to push the sandbag and then they got to push the sandbag again and hold on with their toes to bar. It’s unique. It’s cool and it’s short. Yeah. A lot of room for movement too.
Sevan Matossian (13:35):
Get with the programming. I agree with Hiller. Simple, creative and effective. Total score. 60. Does anyone think that that that’s higher or lower than what you thought Taylor was going to get? Higher. Higher. That’s higher than what thought was
Andrew Hiller (13:49):
Going to get. Really? Yeah. Higher.
Tyler Watkins (13:51):
I just didn’t see him going that fast on the sandbag on the first round. Same.
Bryson (13:54):
Yeah, same.
Andrew Hiller (13:55):
And then the second round, I suppose
Sevan Matossian (13:57):
Taylor is at CrossFit. Charlotte, Andy Hen’s gym. Flowmaster on the seminar team. I think he’s headed over to a Oh, I thought he was headed over to a computer. Oh yeah. So he can get on and talk to us about the workout.
Andrew Hiller (14:13):
Nice dog shaved.
Matthew Souza (14:17):
It’s like your family guy post
Sevan Matossian (14:21):
Bryson. He seems the least fatigued of any workout I’ve seen him do up to this point.
Taylor Self (14:27):
I don’t know, maybe a different kind of fatigue. I’m sure it’s all in his forearms. It was pretty similar to the rope climb, kettlebell clean jerk workout. The first one we did.
Sevan Matossian (14:40):
How about you coming off the bar there on the toes to bar, was that planned?
Taylor Self (14:44):
I knew I wasn’t going to hang on for the remainder of the time, but I thought I’d have a little more than nine, but I was on the edge of failure on each set so I was breaking properly for what I’m capable of right now.
Sevan Matossian (14:59):
Did it get your head at all that you came off or did you start tripping?
Taylor Self (15:03):
No.
Sevan Matossian (15:04):
Okay, good. Alright.
Taylor Self (15:05):
I think that combination of holding the bag like this for a lot of reps and toes to Bar Wild Grippy. It’s been a long time since I’ve done a tow to bar workout that I’ve pushed a failure like that so it was good, but
Speaker 12 (15:24):
We’ll see.
Tyler Watkins (15:25):
Everybody’s going to get to that point in the toes to bar in the second round and they’re not going to be as diligent as Taylor was.
Taylor Self (15:32):
Let’s pull Chase’s comment up.
Sevan Matossian (15:34):
We got Lazar
Matthew Souza (15:35):
Dage in the comment.
Sevan Matossian (15:36):
Oh,
Taylor Self (15:37):
Lizard Azar. If nobody beats him, invite me next week to suck his cock. I need money to, Hey Liz, Liz, Liz. You got to get in line behind Seon if you guys are wondering what’s wrong with his voice. That’s what happened. Stevon tried to do one sandbag clean and his fruit went out. No, no, no. Suck my talk.
Sevan Matossian (16:03):
I went to the school fucking academy and I lost
Taylor Self (16:07):
Day one. I lost God. What a good dude, man. See, this is at least we know some of the Europeans can take a joke. Dude, y repost. He reposted that. That meme we made. Ouch. And all the dudes with their Cox outline and their underwear, he reposted it and I think he looked a little closer and then he deleted it.
Sevan Matossian (16:31):
La He’s like,
Taylor Self (16:32):
Oh shit, I see penis. Get out of here.
Matthew Souza (16:35):
His agent, his agent was like, pull it,
Taylor Self (16:37):
Pull it.
Sevan Matossian (16:38):
Lazar Ju is the only European with a sense of humor, the rest of them are just
Taylor Self (16:44):
Canadian. Lazars the shit. Hold on, shout
Sevan Matossian (16:49):
Out to nephew, give around.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Going, going
Sevan Matossian (16:52):
Out. All faithful. Are you going to quit halfway in again?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
I’m going to try not to. No.
Matthew Souza (17:00):
Hey, it’s okay if this is a safe space. We want to make sure all our contestants feel comfortable,
Taylor Self (17:04):
All
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Inclusive. Yep. Yeah,
Taylor Self (17:06):
Yeah.
Tyler Watkins (17:06):
Actually we encourage you to quit halfway through.
Speaker 12 (17:09):
I’ll get 10 sandbag cleans in and I’ll stop.
Sevan Matossian (17:14):
Matthew. Matthew, what gym are you in again?
Speaker 12 (17:17):
Say again?
Sevan Matossian (17:18):
What gym are you in?
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Doorman’s Fitness Gym.
Sevan Matossian (17:21):
Okay. Are you guys an affiliate?
Speaker 12 (17:25):
Not an affiliate, no. Used to be a affiliated.
Sevan Matossian (17:27):
Okay. And you get a thousand bucks if you win. Do you know that?
Speaker 12 (17:32):
Yes sir.
Sevan Matossian (17:33):
Do you plan on winning?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
Okay. Fuck it. That’s
Taylor Self (17:36):
Right. Does that sandbag weigh a hundred pounds? You want me to weigh it now? Yeah, at the scale. Oh, not the scale. No. Weigh it after. Wait it after. Weigh it after
Matthew Souza (17:46):
Weigh it after
Bryson (17:49):
Gym de affiliate in 2020 or more.
Andrew Hiller (17:53):
I think a month ago it de affiliated down. I’ll give you a three down to zero.
Matthew Souza (18:02):
Come back. Come.
Sevan Matossian (18:06):
Why did they do for
Matthew Souza (18:07):
He’s got a good ear turned away from us. He’s got a good ear turned away.
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
I want to know why they de affiliated
Andrew Hiller (18:12):
Five F you. 3, 3, 2. We
Matthew Souza (18:15):
Got to watch him do full workout.
Sevan Matossian (18:16):
See Beaver. Let’s
Matthew Souza (18:17):
Roll baby. Okay, so now we need to watch him do 10 to ball. We could ask again here.
Andrew Hiller (18:21):
You look at that bar band. Jesus. We should
Sevan Matossian (18:24):
Have reminded him to take his hand off the bag.
Andrew Hiller (18:28):
That’s Camille the blanc barbell stuff. Remember that Chester bar workout.
Matthew Souza (18:32):
Hey you guys don’t follow my stuff, but I followed meth back at local competitions. If you guys have been watching my podcast, you would know who meth was. How
Sevan Matossian (18:40):
Good he is.
Andrew Hiller (18:43):
You got a point, dude. Serious
Sevan Matossian (18:44):
Has been telling us about Matthew for years.
Matthew Souza (18:46):
I’ve been talking about it for so long. These guys don’t get enough coverage.
Andrew Hiller (18:49):
Taylor, do you have count? Yep. 23.
Sevan Matossian (18:53):
The workout guys is 40 toes to bar and then max reps sandbag to shoulder in two minutes. Your total reps then are the sandbag to shoulder. You get to rest one minute, then you do another two minute amrap, which is 20 sandbags to shoulder. And then we count the number of toes to bar you did in the remaining time. We add up the final toes to bar and the final sandbag cleans and that’s your score. Taylor got
Andrew Hiller (19:14):
Matthew,
Sevan Matossian (19:15):
Taylor,
Andrew Hiller (19:21):
Jesus, I dunno. 4 39
Matthew Souza (19:25):
And one. Okay. Oh nice. Nope. Too slow. That’s a little Nazi ish on that ham. Look
Andrew Hiller (19:30):
At the,
Sevan Matossian (19:33):
Yeah, that’s not allowed. We we’re going to get canceled for
Matthew Souza (19:36):
That. That is some Prop Palestine shit.
Andrew Hiller (19:39):
I,
Matthew Souza (19:44):
I’m not sure. Do we have a count? This
Sevan Matossian (19:47):
Is not a social activism.
Bryson (19:50):
Show’s on changing
Andrew Hiller (19:51):
The name of these sandbags.
Bryson (19:54):
He’s just on nine of every rest. Nine.
Andrew Hiller (19:56):
Nine.
Matthew Souza (19:59):
He’s also, well he’s got a little more knee Ben. He’s getting a little hammy in there.
Andrew Hiller (20:04):
That’s only 17 Buddy. You’re off pace.
Matthew Souza (20:06):
He’s got it. He’s on pace.
Bryson (20:09):
Far off base. He’s on pace for a different workout. He’s got it.
Matthew Souza (20:13):
He’s got it.
Sevan Matossian (20:14):
The sandbag weigh. He’s a hundred pounds. One
Andrew Hiller (20:17):
More back to look at the clock for two seconds. Dummy. Matt, you’re off pace.
Matthew Souza (20:23):
He’s only going to make a four tot bar. Dude, that’s not bad.
Sevan Matossian (20:25):
Matthew is a one-time winner of the Kill Taylor show. He won $1,500 a few weeks back this week. He can win a thousand dollars, $500 from tow spacers last week and $500 this week from H-D-R-C-B-D athletics. Use code word Taylor. 20.
Bryson (20:39):
That was Matthew’s peak though. He peak party too hard after he won that money. He’s fucked. He’s on the downhill.
Matthew Souza (20:46):
I don’t know. This is a similar workout. It’s got a midline and hinge, right?
Sevan Matossian (20:50):
What’d he get? What was his score?
Taylor Self (20:51):
22.
Matthew Souza (20:52):
22.
Sevan Matossian (20:54):
Okay, so he needs 38. We
Andrew Hiller (20:55):
Already know he is worse at tows de bar than Taylor. So he,
Taylor Self (20:58):
Dude those 40 were the hardest 40 in my life. I’m disappointed myself today. He
Sevan Matossian (21:02):
39 diligent. He needs 39.
Matthew Souza (21:06):
Yep. He’s going 10 seconds.
Taylor Self (21:08):
Okay, 39 to
Matthew Souza (21:09):
Score. He’s got that H-D-R-C-B-D on standby for that low back.
Taylor Self (21:13):
Can he even do 20 sandbag cleans in a row right there? That’s
Tyler Watkins (21:16):
A good point. He’s
Matthew Souza (21:17):
Going to slow up. No, we’re back in up hard right here. One, no, he’s going for it dude.
Andrew Hiller (21:22):
Use the voice changer and see what happens.
Sevan Matossian (21:24):
Nine.
Bryson (21:25):
Oh yeah, from
Matthew Souza (21:26):
Your Travis voice so deep. It just goes the regular. Okay, it looks good here. Jerry, you feeling a little? He
Taylor Self (21:33):
Does nine.
Matthew Souza (21:35):
There we go. So you
Taylor Self (21:36):
Make
Speaker 13 (21:36):
Fun of my voice all the time. And now you sound like
Sevan Matossian (21:39):
You sucked Taylor’s cock.
Matthew Souza (21:41):
There we Travis.
Sevan Matossian (21:41):
Settle down Travis. Settle down.
Matthew Souza (21:43):
Who’s
Tyler Watkins (21:43):
GI Jane? That’s who
Matthew Souza (21:45):
You sound like
Taylor Self (21:45):
Right now. He’s got it.
Matthew Souza (21:55):
He’s on pace.
Bryson (21:57):
That’s all my Nazi references.
Taylor Self (21:59):
Alright.
Sevan Matossian (21:59):
Very, very well done. Okay, here we go. He’s 39. 39.
Matthew Souza (22:03):
Demi Moore. That’s
Tyler Watkins (22:04):
Who you sound like when you use that voice changer
Matthew Souza (22:06):
One. Okay. He looks strong.
Taylor Self (22:11):
Susan,
Bryson (22:12):
Am I right in saying that? You started telling everybody about the
Taylor Self (22:15):
Not so strong. Not so strong.
Bryson (22:17):
You discovered him after somebody else who knows more about theology you to keep an eye on him.
Matthew Souza (22:22):
Eight. That’s right.
Taylor Self (22:25):
10. Oh, not so strong. Not so strong.
Matthew Souza (22:28):
I spent a lot of time at local comps.
Sevan Matossian (22:33):
Was that Bills?
Matthew Souza (22:35):
Yeah, that’s, this is going downhill. Super quick. Fake and injury. Matthew. It’s your only chance.
Taylor Self (22:41):
Injury. Injury.
Matthew Souza (22:42):
Rolling ankle of that H-G-R-C-B-D on that ankle. After you roll it here,
Bryson (22:48):
You’re doing
Matthew Souza (22:48):
Great. Matthew
Taylor Self (22:50):
1617.
Sevan Matossian (22:52):
That throwing a
Matthew Souza (22:53):
Hail Mary Now come
Sevan Matossian (22:54):
On buddy. Still will not be needed.
Matthew Souza (22:56):
Oh, 18.
Taylor Self (22:59):
19, 19.
Matthew Souza (23:00):
20
Taylor Self (23:00):
To go. Only 20 to go. One
Andrew Hiller (23:03):
More fucking time, I swear.
Taylor Self (23:05):
Stop. Two.
Bryson (23:07):
Two per second that you’ve
Taylor Self (23:08):
Got. Making sure he’s not paid.
Andrew Hiller (23:09):
How much time? Every four seconds. How much time do I got
Matthew Souza (23:12):
Left? Hey, that’s 23. You had to double check. He’s got one
Taylor Self (23:16):
More. 2 24
Bryson (23:19):
A us in Matthew.
Matthew Souza (23:23):
He just has trick. It’s applaud for every
Taylor Self (23:26):
Dude. We need to watch October Fest. Lizzie.
Andrew Hiller (23:28):
Hey, in general, that’s not, you’ve never seen it. This course Decent.
Sevan Matossian (23:32):
Matthew. Matthew got a question for you buddy. Yeah. Why did the gym de affiliate
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Another member opened the gym, the main coach left. Kind of fell apart,
Sevan Matossian (23:50):
But the gym still exists. It didn’t fall apart. Enough to not exist.
Andrew Hiller (23:54):
Just
Taylor Self (23:54):
To keep up
Speaker 12 (23:56):
The membership.
Andrew Hiller (23:59):
Hey, your sound is great man.
Sevan Matossian (24:00):
Yeah, thank you. Thank you for that. Good
Andrew Hiller (24:03):
Dude.
Sevan Matossian (24:06):
1500 bucks. 1500 bucks Next week.
Matthew Souza (24:10):
1500 next week.
Andrew Hiller (24:12):
Know I can’t,
Taylor Self (24:14):
Just because Matthew can’t beat me in a workout doesn’t mean it’s going to be 1500 next week.
Andrew Hiller (24:18):
Oh yes. This is an exciting thing.
Sevan Matossian (24:21):
Oh
Andrew Hiller (24:21):
Shit. I want to ask him what his opinion on Jews was.
Sevan Matossian (24:24):
It’s him.
Andrew Hiller (24:28):
Everyone’s favorite man right here. Oh
Sevan Matossian (24:30):
Shit. Not
Andrew Hiller (24:31):
Again. Heidi’s favorite dude.
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
Get that
Matthew Souza (24:34):
Phone sideways,
Sevan Matossian (24:35):
Brother. Wait, just so you guys know, last
Andrew Hiller (24:37):
Week some better quality this time.
Taylor Self (24:38):
This wasn’t last week. This wasn’t last week. It was the week before last. Seven,
Sevan Matossian (24:42):
Two weeks ago. Mason beat Taylor, but J Hosta beat Mason. I know Mason was a little pissed
Andrew Hiller (24:48):
A little bit. I’m here for
Sevan Matossian (24:50):
Revenge. Yeah. So now Mason’s here to get a thousand bucks. Mason, do you actually have a chance?
Andrew Hiller (24:55):
For sure. Do
Taylor Self (24:56):
You have your wizard sleeve tucked in?
Andrew Hiller (24:58):
Huh?
Taylor Self (24:59):
Do you have your, you know what a wizard sleeve is?
Andrew Hiller (25:02):
No, I can’t hear you. That’s fine. You’re a good Christian.
Taylor Self (25:07):
Pull your pants down and look up between your legs.
Sevan Matossian (25:10):
Mason. Mason. Is your girlfriend there?
Andrew Hiller (25:13):
No she’s not. She’s working right now. Okay. See you Mason. Bye. Alright, I’m ready to roll boys. I got a clock set up
Sevan Matossian (25:22):
Too. Can you turn your phone sideways? We want to
Taylor Self (25:25):
Look at the workout there.
Andrew Hiller (25:26):
It’s,
Matthew Souza (25:29):
Oh, this is already off to a good start. That floor hasn’t been cleaned in years.
Sevan Matossian (25:32):
Mason, are you on illicit substances?
Andrew Hiller (25:35):
He’s got a crazy body. Shorts. They’re shorts. I hope so. He’s too busy working out to clean the floor soon.
Taylor Self (25:41):
He’s got that type of body where he’s like 20 19, 20 years old. He never eats. His mom makes him breakfast but he leaves it on the counter all day and then he just stands in front of his mirror and jerks off all the time. That’s the kind of,
Sevan Matossian (25:55):
He said what
Taylor Self (25:56):
He jerks off himself
Andrew Hiller (25:57):
From Will Leahy. Oh he looked likey.
Taylor Self (26:00):
If I looked like him, I jerk off myself too. Looks,
Andrew Hiller (26:03):
What do you need set up as? He’s leaner than Will though. Watch your mouth.
Taylor Self (26:08):
He’s way leaner than
Andrew Hiller (26:10):
This was.
Sevan Matossian (26:13):
Wait, no wait. Make sure you tell him to take his hand off.
Taylor Self (26:17):
Hey. So he’s got to do a hand release at the top of the sandbag clean and the only reps that count toward his score are the max rep portion. So just know when you do the sandbag clean, you got to release a hand at the top. Okay.
Andrew Hiller (26:27):
You just got released and also,
Matthew Souza (26:29):
God damn, you look so good. Hey, he’s defensively good looking.
Andrew Hiller (26:35):
He’s also humongous. SU’s
Taylor Self (26:36):
Jerking off right now.
Matthew Souza (26:38):
Damn right. I am. I got some of that H-D-R-C-B-D down
Sevan Matossian (26:41):
There too. It’s okay. He can’t get a job incorporated pre a white male.
Taylor Self (26:46):
White Caleb. Ready? Fuck. Need stop. Five four. I didn’t even touch. 3, 2, 1. Go.
Matthew Souza (26:53):
Eighties off. Lost out. That’s guys. Those are pretty toes. The bar four. Everything he does is pretty five. Yeah, that’s true. Pretty boy. Floyd. Except for clean the four, it’s only dude, the university can take his shit
Sevan Matossian (27:06):
Pretty nine.
Matthew Souza (27:08):
I venture to bet he doesn’t known
Sevan Matossian (27:11):
12.
Matthew Souza (27:11):
No he doesn’t. But I’m still giving a crap for
Sevan Matossian (27:13):
It. 14.
Matthew Souza (27:15):
It takes a village. It takes a village.
Sevan Matossian (27:18):
17, 18. It is 1920.
Matthew Souza (27:23):
87 was a good year. 87 was a good year.
Sevan Matossian (27:29):
Four
Matthew Souza (27:29):
Three of us were 20. I fucking was 26.
Taylor Self (27:33):
When did you
Sevan Matossian (27:34):
40, 28.
Taylor Self (27:36):
Fuck up
Sevan Matossian (27:36):
Warren. 29.
Matthew Souza (27:38):
I was born in 87.
Taylor Self (27:40):
This guy looks like the metrosexual fucking back cut fucking version from the new Roadhouse. This guy was one of the fucking, he
Matthew Souza (27:50):
Walks around like
Sevan Matossian (27:52):
39
Matthew Souza (27:52):
Marky Mark and the funky one. Oh damn. He’s on pace.
Taylor Self (27:55):
No, he’s not on pace.
Matthew Souza (27:57):
One second behind pace. He’s on
Taylor Self (28:00):
Boogie. He’s fucked
Matthew Souza (28:02):
Too. He’s on pace and his body’s on front.
Sevan Matossian (28:05):
Look, he’s not using his hands for
Matthew Souza (28:07):
He don’t need hands. Got
Taylor Self (28:08):
Spot. He’s fucked
Matthew Souza (28:10):
Half of his with that.
Taylor Self (28:12):
See what he’s doing. See how he’s touching his hands to the ground and he’s not angling the sandbag down. He’s hurting himself right here.
Matthew Souza (28:18):
Oh, you mean cheating
Taylor Self (28:20):
10. It’s not cheating you. Fuck. You don’t have to touch your hand in ground. Oh, he’s cheating.
Matthew Souza (28:24):
Tanner got 26 sandbag. Taylor cheated.
Taylor Self (28:26):
What’s he at?
Sevan Matossian (28:27):
13.
Matthew Souza (28:29):
He’s crushing it.
Sevan Matossian (28:29):
14.
Matthew Souza (28:30):
Oh
Taylor Self (28:31):
Yeah. Mason
Sevan Matossian (28:32):
15.
Matthew Souza (28:33):
We zoom on the shores for research
Sevan Matossian (28:35):
Purposes. 18, 19. Let’s go Mason. Let’s go. Come on. 10 seconds. 26. 20. Drive. Off.
Matthew Souza (28:50):
Off. 2023. Alright, he’s on Pace. Met Street Horner. This is who this guy is.
Sevan Matossian (29:01):
He needs 38 toes to bar. 38 toes to bar. You need
Taylor Self (29:06):
38 toes to bar. He doesn’t need 38. He needs 42.
Matthew Souza (29:15):
What do you mean? Yeah, now
Taylor Self (29:15):
You’re just, just kidding. You need 33. 33.
Matthew Souza (29:19):
Chase says
Sevan Matossian (29:20):
38.
Taylor Self (29:21):
38, 33. Toast to bar
Matthew Souza (29:24):
Five, toast to bar.
Taylor Self (29:26):
You also need to make sure your wizard sleeve stays tucked in.
Sevan Matossian (29:30):
We can see the outline of his penis.
Taylor Self (29:33):
We can see the outline of your labia marere.
Matthew Souza (29:38):
If this was 2005, that dude would be standing out in front of Abercrombie’s, shirtless and a pair of jeans.
Taylor Self (29:42):
Dude, he could make, fuck dude, you got 10 seconds.
Andrew Hiller (29:45):
Abercrombie. What’s stopping him from doing it this year?
Taylor Self (29:48):
Hey straight. Get this guy an American renal connection.
Tyler Watkins (29:51):
Abercrombie don’t exist anymore.
Matthew Souza (29:53):
Abercrombie’s racist. One,
Andrew Hiller (29:54):
They don’t exist. Two,
Tyler Watkins (29:56):
They do, but hell ball don’t exist hardly.
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