Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Look two camera angles. Look at that. That’s
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Crazy. Our first victim is gone. Taylor Self is here. The next victim is waiting in the,
Speaker 3 (00:25):
What’s this? It’s blind, relentless, constantly. Excellence. That’s
Sevan Matossian (00:35):
Welcome to the greatest show on the internet. Kill Taylor. You can win $2,000 today. Bet you’re not going to because this is going to be absolutely impossible to beat Taylor today. This one is just perfect for Taylor and for none of you. The $500 brought to you today to make the total $2,000 is Swoop Consulting and their website is swoop con.com. Swoop con, I dunno if you should have the word con in your name for inmates. Yeah. Pedro Khan hiller con hiller con fit swoop con.com. Oh, and I had the part up that I was supposed to read. Shit. Five back. Where is it? Swoop Consulting for all your Salesforce and custom software development needs. Find out more@swoopcon.com. The Salesforce has a huge building in San Francisco or is it San Jose? I just know. I see it when I drive around. They’re part
Tyler Watkins (01:39):
Of that.
Sevan Matossian (01:40):
Salesforce is massive. I guess they teach you how to use What is Salesforce? Lemme guess. You know who knows what Salesforce is out of all of us. Dorks the biggest dork of them all. Mr. Tyler Watkins from Heat one app. What is Salesforce?
Tyler Watkins (01:53):
You can do customer relationship. You can also do accounting on it. You can do all kinds of stuff. It’s basically just a business backend.
Sevan Matossian (02:01):
A business backend.
Tyler Watkins (02:02):
Yeah. All your shit you want to track. You can do it in Salesforce
Sevan Matossian (02:07):
Today. A business backend.
Tyler Watkins (02:11):
Jada Coons works there.
Sevan Matossian (02:12):
A business backend is what? An OnlyFans girl has the workout today and it’s crazy because who the fuck I mean Taylor really doesn’t want anyone to beat him. Check out this workout guys. It’s three rounds for time. A hundred foot sandbag over your shoulder throw and then a hundred foot sandbag lunge. We don’t even know what the fuck the weight is. A feet cannot move when throwing the bag is like slap fighting. He’s got his rules. Make it so you can’t win. Bag must be thrown over the shoulder must perform workout in a minimum of 50 foot segments. Again, hold the bag anyway on the lunge. Oh, very
Tyler Watkins (03:02):
Sweet. I think he missed one. I think you have to have a bagel in your mouth while you do this workout too. Yes. Blueberry. Blueberry
Sevan Matossian (03:10):
Balls resting on your chin. What is the weight of the bag, Bryson? God dammit. Yes sir. What’s the weight of the bag?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
A hundred pound for guys, 80 for ladies,
Sevan Matossian (03:21):
HGE for men, 80 for ladies.
Tyler Watkins (03:25):
There’s no way that chalk was all useful. He had fun drawing that.
Sevan Matossian (03:30):
Since most of you can’t do this, just crack open a can of fit aid. Go up to the barcode, get your 40% off and don’t even bother watching the show. Just get your 40% off and move on. Or go to swoop con.com and actually make your business a better place so you can make money so you don’t waste your time watching a silly show like this. Today I had three. This is the first time I’ve ever done this. Three shots of espresso in my paper street coffee this morning
Andrew Hiller (04:01):
I took four Adderalls and a C four.
Sevan Matossian (04:06):
I told you not to mention C four.
Andrew Hiller (04:08):
I did. I’m talking about the dynamite.
Tyler Watkins (04:12):
We’re talking about drugs. Taylor piss off
Sevan Matossian (04:14):
Taylor self shut up and scribbly yesterday. People are raving about what a sensitive, kind, gentle soul Taylor self is. He takes the conversation to very deep places. Check out yesterday’s episode. It is truly getting great reviews. Ryson, we’re ready when you are. Let’s do this.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Alright, going in 10 seconds. Let’s go.
Sevan Matossian (04:36):
Caleb. Beaver on the clock. Matt Susa, head judging.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
3, 2, 1. Go
Sevan Matossian (04:45):
Watch Chloe.
(04:47):
I thought your feet weren’t supposed to be.
Andrew Hiller (04:50):
Oh man.
Sevan Matossian (04:52):
Wow. This is great footage.
Andrew Hiller (04:53):
This isn’t quite what I expected out of
Tyler Watkins (04:54):
It. The Zelos game quality does the role count? I don’t think that should count.
Andrew Hiller (04:59):
How are you going to stop it?
Sevan Matossian (05:00):
Hey, last week he called me after the show and was just kicking my ass for talking shit about the workout or his performance. So
(05:07):
Are we going to exclusively talk shit about the workout and his performance? Okay.
(05:11):
Hey, this is pretty impressive. He looks explosive. I’m very curious to compare this to rounds three.
Andrew Hiller (05:17):
I swear to God, all he wants to do is make sure Colton cannot beat him.
Sevan Matossian (05:22):
And why do you think this is bad for Colton
Andrew Hiller (05:25):
When you have to move things over a distance? He has an inherent advantage over people who are shorter than him. So that goes for the women and Colton.
Tyler Watkins (05:32):
Oh, sandbag has to be on your shoulders
Andrew Hiller (05:36):
Anyway
Tyler Watkins (05:36):
In this. Oh, you can? Yeah. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (05:38):
You don’t think Fraser could be Taylor in this?
Andrew Hiller (05:41):
No. He’s got like four inches on him and I mean Hopper could smoke him, that’s for sure. Opera wants to call
Sevan Matossian (05:48):
Taylor. Your feet are moving, says down. Pepper rules are made to be broken down. You square ass motherfucker rules for
Tyler Watkins (05:53):
The,
Andrew Hiller (05:54):
It does say in the rules that you can’t move his feet. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (05:57):
The rules are ridiculous. It’s a hundred feet throwing a ball that weighs a hundred pounds and then a hundred feet lunging back with the ball. Three rounds. Look
Andrew Hiller (06:08):
At that.
Sevan Matossian (06:08):
Taylor looks absolutely unstoppable by the way.
Tyler Watkins (06:12):
Watch him feet.
Sevan Matossian (06:13):
Unstoppable.
(06:14):
It’s a foot and the rule that feet can’t move and he’s only moving one foot. That’s good point.
Andrew Hiller (06:20):
Eddie Hall is going to show up and take the 2K.
Tyler Watkins (06:23):
Yeah. He’ll three
Sevan Matossian (06:24):
Pedro White attorneys weighs in on the rule book. Sorry, Tyler, go ahead.
Tyler Watkins (06:28):
No, just Eddie Hall would do it in three tosses.
Andrew Hiller (06:30):
That would be impressive. Barto super throw or something.
Sevan Matossian (06:36):
$2,000 on the line. Go ahead and send a text now.
Tyler Watkins (06:41):
I wonder what a max, how far you can max throw a hundred pound ball over your shoulder like this for distance.
Sevan Matossian (06:47):
Jedis Nelson multiple times. CrossFit games champion. I promise I won’t move my feet. Fair enough.
(06:53):
The He actually lives by that rule for his whole life. He’s really adheres to it.
(06:58):
He’s obsessive compulsive. We’re in the second round. Two
(07:03):
Minutes. That’s heartbreaking. Two minutes
(07:05):
And 20 seconds as he finishes the second set of ball throws. We’re going to need that time. Two 20.
Andrew Hiller (07:12):
Thanks. I’ve never really seen a workout. This is incredibly unique and one will beat him and there’s no one calling in because no one wants to even try
Sevan Matossian (07:20):
Next week’s show. $2,500.
Tyler Watkins (07:23):
I think we got a guy if he doesn’t bitch out.
Sevan Matossian (07:27):
John Young just finished the workout, man.
(07:32):
What about yellow host? Can yellow hosta beat him in this?
Tyler Watkins (07:34):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (07:35):
Yeah,
Andrew Hiller (07:36):
He’s probably terrified, but maybe
Tyler Watkins (07:39):
If we say it loud enough, he’ll turn it up.
Andrew Hiller (07:42):
Say his name three times he shows up like Beetlejuice, yellow, yellow, yellow,
Sevan Matossian (07:48):
Finishing the second round and 3 0 6.
(07:53):
It’s crazy how quickly he picks it up for the next one, isn’t there?
(07:56):
Yeah, he’s crushing dude. He’s absolutely crushing. This is going to be tough to beat.
Tyler Watkins (08:00):
The first round is kind of a throwaway round. No one’s going to, you’re either going to screw yourself or I mean you’re going to win, but I wouldn’t pay much attention to the first round.
Sevan Matossian (08:12):
What do you mean? Why do you say that?
Tyler Watkins (08:14):
Just because people are going to, they’re going to feel great coming out the gate and they’ll shit the bed. The second round is where you need to pay attention, I think.
Sevan Matossian (08:23):
Could you do something like this in the games or would it be too hard to judge this movement right here?
Andrew Hiller (08:29):
It would be awesome if this were in the games.
Sevan Matossian (08:32):
Chad.
Tyler Watkins (08:35):
I don’t think that the overhead throw is any harder to judge than the lunge Do you?
Andrew Hiller (08:40):
It’s so harder to judge than the step up,
Tyler Watkins (08:42):
Right?
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
Hey, do
(08:45):
You bring them back to where they threw the ball from if they move their feet? You know what I mean? It’s hard. That aspect is hard.
(08:52):
Ken Walters, oh wait, where is this? Ken Walters. Douglas. Could Jake Douglas beat him at this?
Andrew Hiller (08:58):
That’s a decent guess, but he’s kind of shorter than people realize.
Sevan Matossian (09:01):
I think mobility also asleep. I think. Good point Pedro. I think Taylor’s mobility is way underestimated. I think his throws are probably amazing. I think if we see anyone even attempt this today, we’re going to see how pathetic their throws are.
Tyler Watkins (09:14):
There’s fitness involved, but the timing, I don’t see it taxing you metabolically as much as it would have to slow Jake down. I think Jake would’ve a good shot. Oh, what a freaking 4 42. What a pro.
Sevan Matossian (09:32):
I do think that I didn’t know what the workout was, but I think Taylor said it was going to go longer than normal, so that means he probably crushed the time that he was expecting. Holy cow.
Andrew Hiller (09:41):
Everybody go to swoop con.com
Tyler Watkins (09:45):
Swoop con.
Sevan Matossian (09:47):
I’m there right now. Swoop con
Tyler Watkins (09:49):
Swoop
Andrew Hiller (09:49):
Con.com.
Tyler Watkins (09:50):
I need like a, oh, who’s that NCAA football guy. Swoop. I need somebody like that to do a commercial for him.
Sevan Matossian (09:59):
Three shots.
Tyler Watkins (10:00):
I get that reference.
Sevan Matossian (10:01):
Three shots of Paper street coffee and the show is off to an amazing start. I just stared at Caleb the entire time and think, man, he’s going to win the neuromuscular division this year. Me too. Taylor Self is still down a minute after the workout shoes are off. That one hurt. The plan the last two weeks has been to make these workouts so painful that no one in the audience dare give a try and we can get up to $2,500. The movements are easy though, guys. Crazy. Oh, Savage ones? Yes. Good eye born primitive, savage ones.
Tyler Watkins (11:06):
Oh, I was like,
Andrew Hiller (11:08):
Hey. And while they’re easy, this isn’t something that many people ever do as I’m concerned. I mean as far as I know, so I don’t know who will call in, but the taller you are, the more advantage you’ve got.
Sevan Matossian (11:19):
And when you say people don’t do ’em, I think people do over the shoulder. They just don’t do a throw over the shoulder with that kind of extension he’s having, right? Yeah, right.
Andrew Hiller (11:27):
Imagine doing this as a class workout and an affiliate and everyone just chucking bags at each other.
Sevan Matossian (11:34):
What does it mean that he takes his shoes off right away? Does that mean the workout really hurt?
Tyler Watkins (11:40):
Some people do that with lunges. Your feet taking all his socks too.
Andrew Hiller (11:44):
Usually your arches blow up. People will do it after box jump double in or running sort of workouts, but when you’re doing this bag throw, you kind of have an excessive spring in your toe. So maybe his arches did light up. Oh no.
Sevan Matossian (11:55):
It doesn’t look like he washes his socks. You know what I mean? It looks like he’s cheap on the toe
Tyler Watkins (11:59):
Soles of his feet too.
Sevan Matossian (12:01):
Hey, Taylor’s so cheap. He’s the kind of guy who cuts a Tide pod in half, uses it for two loads.
Tyler Watkins (12:08):
He’s cheap. You guys use Ted Pods.
Sevan Matossian (12:14):
Do you have Tide pods in Ireland? Pedro?
Tyler Watkins (12:16):
No. Another reference loss. They eat ’em. They had to outlaw those.
Sevan Matossian (12:23):
What are those things on his knees? Shouldn’t those be over his knee caps? What’s the point of those?
Tyler Watkins (12:27):
Probably were those ones, Pete? They were
Sevan Matossian (12:30):
For the lunges.
Andrew Hiller (12:32):
Yeah. When people are trying to go a little quicker, they’ll get a little bounce off the floor or they just don’t care about the impact into the floor because they’re trying to go so quick.
Sevan Matossian (12:42):
It’s not indicative that he might be injured. It’s just a
Tyler Watkins (12:45):
Cushion. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (12:47):
You don’t use Tide pods, Tyler?
Tyler Watkins (12:49):
No. Well, no I don’t.
Sevan Matossian (12:51):
Do you use any pods or do you use the green soap? Liquid. Oh, liquid. Wow.
Tyler Watkins (12:56):
Oh, it’s for washing clothes. Okay with you.
Sevan Matossian (12:59):
I saw a washing machine the other day and I don’t know why I’ve never seen this before, but you just pour a gallon of the liquid soap in the machine. It
Tyler Watkins (13:07):
Does it itself. Yes. That’s genius. Why is this taken until 2024 to figure
Sevan Matossian (13:12):
Out? I don’t know. I saw it over at Greg’s house. He has all the cool shit. I was like, wow. That’s genius. Taylor Self finished the workout in 4 42. It’s just some balls. Balls thrown around and some lunges.
Andrew Hiller (13:28):
Who’s that? I
Tyler Watkins (13:28):
Hope
Sevan Matossian (13:29):
I look
Tyler Watkins (13:30):
As good as Andy. Jesus Christ.
Sevan Matossian (13:33):
Andy Heel.
Andrew Hiller (13:35):
I think he could win. He’s pretty tall.
Tyler Watkins (13:37):
How long are his fucking arms?
Sevan Matossian (13:41):
We should give anyone who’s over 65. A 32nd cushion
Tyler Watkins (13:45):
Would be good.
Sevan Matossian (13:48):
Oh, tutor. Good point. What
Andrew Hiller (13:51):
About Franco? Remember when he was talking shit to Taylor? He goes, I’m going to challenge you to 50 Muscle Ops and Taylor’s like that ain’t how it works. Dude dropped off the face of the planet.
Tyler Watkins (14:01):
This
Sevan Matossian (14:01):
Isn’t tutor’s. This isn’t tutor’s time domain.
Tyler Watkins (14:05):
This would be a good workout for tutor. Yep.
Andrew Hiller (14:07):
All of them are
Sevan Matossian (14:08):
$2,000.
Andrew Hiller (14:10):
You got nothing better to do. It’s not like he’s going to the games
Sevan Matossian (14:13):
And no excuses for Hopper today. And this wouldn’t interfere with anyone’s games training.
Tyler Watkins (14:18):
No. Here is the only excuse the games athlete would have from this.
Sevan Matossian (14:25):
How about this? Leo is training with tutor now.
Andrew Hiller (14:28):
Yeah, they should both call in. That’d be awesome if they both called in and both did it at the same time or whichever one amongst the three of ’em. Can they do that? Is that legal?
Tyler Watkins (14:36):
Well those two goobers did that one time.
Sevan Matossian (14:41):
Colton would be walking around giving an interview and sipping a paper street coffee. Now Taylor going to the interview area at CrossFit. Charlotte,
Andrew Hiller (14:54):
What’s the temperature there? Do we know?
Tyler Watkins (14:56):
That’s probably it’s cooler today than it was just the past couple days.
Andrew Hiller (15:02):
How do you know that you there?
Tyler Watkins (15:04):
Well, I just assumed
Taylor Self (15:05):
The temperature here supposed to be 1 0 3 by 2:00 PM What? Yep.
Sevan Matossian (15:12):
80 pounds for the women. A hundred pounds for the men. A hundred foot ball throw a hundred foot back. Lunging carrying the ball. 80 pounds for the women. A hundred for the men. Three rounds. $2,000 if you can beat ’em.
Taylor Self (15:28):
Let’s see what the temp is right now
Sevan Matossian (15:31):
Than two rats. Fucking in a wool sock
Taylor Self (15:33):
On my summer
Andrew Hiller (15:34):
Stuff. A nice shirt.
Taylor Self (15:36):
Just give what socks looking for. Give us a second.
Sevan Matossian (15:38):
Andy, can you smell Taylor because his socks look so gross.
Taylor Self (15:43):
Shut up
Sevan Matossian (15:44):
His socks. Looks like he doesn’t wash with soap. Are you that cheap, Taylor, that you don’t wash with soap. I predict that you every other load you just run it dry.
Tyler Watkins (15:54):
90.
Sevan Matossian (15:55):
Wow.
Andrew Hiller (15:56):
Nice watch.
Taylor Self (15:57):
Wow. 90 feels like a hundred right now.
Tyler Watkins (15:59):
Boy. Was I wrong? My fault.
Taylor Self (16:02):
What’d you say?
Tyler Watkins (16:03):
I just thought it was going to be around 80 something.
Taylor Self (16:06):
It’s as hot as it can get.
Sevan Matossian (16:09):
Kind of. It’s morning there. What time is it? 11:00 AM
Taylor Self (16:12):
Yeah, 1115. So it’ll be by 2:00 PM what? A hundred degrees easily? Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (16:19):
Did you tell Andy the workout before you did it?
Taylor Self (16:22):
Easy? Maybe. I don’t know.
Sevan Matossian (16:24):
Andy, did you have any Look at ’em. Look at Andy. Andy, did you have any feedback for him or coaching tips? Andy,
Taylor Self (16:31):
Go faster. Yeah, you split that sandbag. You’re picking up all the mess. I thought about that. I had a second one. I was like, man, I hope I don’t break this. Wow. They
Andrew Hiller (16:44):
Look pretty similar in physique. That’s what Taylor’s going to look like if he goes outside once ever in his life.
Taylor Self (16:51):
I go outside every day, dude. I
Sevan Matossian (16:54):
Get without an umbrella. Taylor without an umbrella.
Tyler Watkins (16:57):
Why you look so old?
Taylor Self (16:59):
I dunno. I do look old.
Sevan Matossian (17:05):
Any surprises there? Taylor?
Taylor Self (17:08):
I thought it was going to be more like six minutes.
Sevan Matossian (17:11):
Yeah, when we were talking, you didn’t tell me the workout but you thought it was going to go over five minutes. You did not look like you slowed down one bit. I thought maybe in the third round that you chucking the ball would start to be more of a whimper, but you kept the chucking going
Taylor Self (17:25):
The second round. I was a little slow on the throw maybe.
Sevan Matossian (17:30):
Where did you think the other two minutes were going to come from?
Taylor Self (17:35):
Just going slower. I don’t know. I didn’t think it was going to be that fast.
Sevan Matossian (17:38):
Did you think you’d pause between the lunges and the throws or vice versa? Because you’re crazy quick transitions.
Taylor Self (17:48):
I dunno. I dunno. I just thought it was going to be longer.
Sevan Matossian (17:51):
What did you do for the warmup? That looks like it’s really important to warm up for that one, right?
Taylor Self (17:57):
I did a 10 minute EM om of 25 drag rope, double unders and a 50 foot handstand walk. Same minute directly into another 10 minute emom of 10 strict handstand pushups on the mat.
Sevan Matossian (18:08):
And what about your back? Did you do any Go wad wad. Go mobility. Shift your back.
Taylor Self (18:14):
Titanium
Sevan Matossian (18:16):
Can be broken. That’s awesome. That’s awesome.
Andrew Hiller (18:17):
Did you him do dumbbell snatches the other week? It’s flawless.
Sevan Matossian (18:21):
Same.
(18:24):
We would have no. Did you know we would have no takers this week? Why do think we have? Last week we had so many, we couldn’t even get through ’em this week. Everyone’s scared. What’s scaring ’em?
Taylor Self (18:31):
Last week the workout was fun to try. This one just looked miserable.
Sevan Matossian (18:35):
You don’t think it’s the a hundred feet that you laid out?
Taylor Self (18:37):
No. People could do it in 50 foot segments. Fuck. You could do it. 25 foot segments if you want. I don’t care.
Sevan Matossian (18:42):
People are just pussies.
(18:44):
Yeah, they’re not. What would be the reason to reduce the length of the segments wouldn’t. The more segments you do, the harder it is. You have to keep turning around.
Taylor Self (18:51):
Yeah. You would do less segments if you didn’t have enough floor space.
Sevan Matossian (18:56):
You could do a 25 foot box. Just go around the square.
Andrew Hiller (19:00):
Patrick Clark.
Taylor Self (19:02):
I thought that shirt said transsexual.
Sevan Matossian (19:04):
Patrick Clark letting the guys slip on his fantasies again online.
Taylor Self (19:08):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (19:09):
There is a version. There is a go to sentinel training.com. You can get the Trans Sentinel or transsexual. It’s up
Taylor Self (19:15):
To you. Hey, where’s my QR code?
Sevan Matossian (19:21):
No QR code for Sentinel training. But if you want 40% off of fit eight. Hey, he just said he’d try Will just said he’d try. Your name’s not Sentinel’s. Not even up here. You didn’t even make the show.
Taylor Self (19:32):
He didn’t say he would try. He said, I guess I’ll figure it out, right?
Sevan Matossian (19:37):
Yeah. Hey, listen, Will’s fucking 19 years old and he stays up until four in the morning every night playing some first shooter game.
Taylor Self (19:49):
Yeah. Jerking off
Andrew Hiller (19:49):
Halo three. He’s playing Halo three still. Still.
Sevan Matossian (19:54):
Thank you. I don’t even know what that is, but that sounds right. $2,000 if you can beat the time. Easy workout. Easy movements. Nothing complicated. Clearly. We’ll let you move your feet. Don’t be a pussy.
Taylor Self (20:09):
Did I move my feet? I Any real
Sevan Matossian (20:09):
Rules? I don’t even know these guys. Some of these guys were saying you’re moving your feet, but they into me. That one
Andrew Hiller (20:13):
Was saying that you did move your feet so down. Pepper in the comments.
Taylor Self (20:19):
All right, dLAN. Let’s see you do it then. You freaking nerd. Where’s he at?
Andrew Hiller (20:23):
DLAN of the comments. Hey, do you make this workout to make sure that Colton can’t beat you?
Taylor Self (20:30):
No. There’s just a lot of things that he can’t beat me on.
Andrew Hiller (20:34):
What?
Sevan Matossian (20:35):
And I deliberately pick two of them.
Taylor Self (20:38):
Lunges, rope climbs, running box jumps, not box, jump overs with a burpee, but just regular. Let’s see, handstand walking, rowing. Basically everything.
Sevan Matossian (20:52):
Lance said that you can do it in his gym. Our gym is 250 feet by 60 feet. C four Athletics. Cleveland, Ohio. Well, Lance, let’s do it. Jesus.
Andrew Hiller (21:02):
Yeah. Why are you telling us that?
Sevan Matossian (21:04):
Yeah, let’s do
Tyler Watkins (21:04):
It. That’s humongous.
Taylor Self (21:06):
Can’t find down’s. Comment
Andrew Hiller (21:09):
Up towards the beginning.
Taylor Self (21:10):
Also D, aren’t you? Games training. Should you be games training? Right now you’re not allowed to watch tv. You’re Mormon.
Sevan Matossian (21:16):
Hey, is there how that works? No TV magic underwear only. This
Andrew Hiller (21:21):
Is what I was thinking. The ladies are busy spending all day trying to fix the uncommon sandbag weight. How many women have an 80 pound sandbag? Dude,
Taylor Self (21:30):
It should never be 170.
Andrew Hiller (21:33):
I agree with that, but that doesn’t mean that they have eighties.
Taylor Self (21:37):
Taylor.
Tyler Watkins (21:38):
Just make it any easier.
Taylor Self (21:40):
Shut up. dLAN. Just wanted to say that.
Sevan Matossian (21:45):
Is there a chance that sandbag could have broke open?
Taylor Self (21:49):
Yeah. There’s always a chance seen.
Tyler Watkins (21:50):
I knew, actually, I’ve done it before.
Sevan Matossian (21:55):
Did you choose 80 pounds because you knew it was uncommon? I,
Taylor Self (21:58):
No, I choose 80 pounds because that’s the right way. And to be honest, I don’t think 70 pounds really is any easier because there’s more slack in the bag and it’s not going to move at all. When you throw it, it just stops right where it is.
Sevan Matossian (22:07):
Oh, gotcha. Could they use an 80 pound D ball? Great question.
Taylor Self (22:12):
Yeah, I, yeah, sure. Use a D ball.
Tyler Watkins (22:15):
Theono.
Taylor Self (22:16):
That’s less common than an 80 pound sandbag.
Sevan Matossian (22:18):
Could you use an 80 pound dumbbell?
Taylor Self (22:21):
My question is, or kettlebell. Is it hard to pour some sand out? It’s $2,000 if you’re in the comments complaining about it. Look at the dollar amount and shut the fuck up
Sevan Matossian (22:31):
Please. Great comment.
Taylor Self (22:33):
Two grand. Great
Tyler Watkins (22:34):
Comment.
Sevan Matossian (22:35):
Great. Exactly.
Taylor Self (22:36):
You guys are crazy.
Sevan Matossian (22:39):
Look at we’re trying to make now I want to
(22:40):
See someone use a cattle ball doing this. That’s all I want to see.
(22:45):
Ryan, Kendall, we have bags in every 10 pound increments from 30 to one 50. There
Taylor Self (22:49):
You go, Ryan.
Tyler Watkins (22:50):
Great.
Andrew Hiller (22:51):
Love it. Do you guys ever seen sandbags and love it? They usually are the most disgusting things on the face of the plant. They’re all nasty, dirty, sweaty, dusty.
Taylor Self (23:00):
Oh, sandbags. Ours are clean. Yeah.
Tyler Watkins (23:01):
Ours migrate all over. Every
Andrew Hiller (23:03):
Was covered in chalk. How are you talking about?
Taylor Self (23:05):
Yeah, I covered it in chalk. But then it’ll be clean. It’s clean after that. It’s all soaked in sweat. It’ll dry out. Be nice. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (23:10):
Spotless.
(23:12):
Zebra. Zebra bag. Nick sack. Nick sack. Nick Sack. Who doesn’t have an 80 pound ball? Sounds like people who doesn’t have balls to call in. That’s what I think too. Good
Tyler Watkins (23:24):
Grammar.
Taylor Self (23:26):
I literally gave everybody a warning two weeks ago with 180 pound sandbag. So if you watch that episode and you see 180 pounds and you don’t make an adjustment knowing, hey, it’s probably likely if they do another sandbag workout, it’ll be the same weight. You’re just an idiot.
Andrew Hiller (23:40):
Let’s be honest, there’s only been one shake. Who’s called in? So who cares?
Sevan Matossian (23:44):
Hey. Yeah.
Taylor Self (23:45):
Women can’t beat me, so I’ll tell you,
Sevan Matossian (23:49):
This is an interesting Doug Reed. 2K for $2,000 for four minutes of work. Where are the elites? Yeah, D should be able to beat ’em.
Taylor Self (23:57):
I’ll grab a hundred pound pig instead of, oh, here we go. Colton Mertons. I’ll grab a hundred pound pig instead of a sandbag and I’ll touch. Its utters. I’ll milk. Its S with my mouth.
Sevan Matossian (24:07):
Wow. Wow.
Tyler Watkins (24:08):
Pete is on the line. Wow. Could you imagine Colton throwing a pig?
Taylor Self (24:14):
I’ve never milked a pig with my mouth. Colton, how does it feel?
Tyler Watkins (24:18):
Yes, you
Sevan Matossian (24:18):
Have. It’s about
(24:19):
The same milk.
Taylor Self (24:19):
You milk it with your butt.
Andrew Hiller (24:22):
Are you quoting Meet the parents right now.
Sevan Matossian (24:25):
Paper Street Coffee. I’m only having three shots this morning. It says Taylor likes it when dudes beat him
Taylor Self (24:32):
Off.
Sevan Matossian (24:33):
Oh yeah. He forgot a word. Taylor just shows for shut up and scribble. The reviews for shut up and scribble from yesterday’s show are in and they’re insane People absolutely love the show. It was really good. You brought your A yesterday
Taylor Self (24:49):
Training logo on that.
Sevan Matossian (24:52):
You do have it on there.
Taylor Self (24:53):
No, I’m going to though.
Sevan Matossian (24:55):
Yeah, one year in and shut up and scribble. And you’re actually thinking about, talking about putting your Sentinel training logo on there. Good stuff. Excellent.
Taylor Self (25:02):
Well, before that I had to pay Will a hundred dollars every time. I wanted him to adjust up the font.
Sevan Matossian (25:09):
Joking, not joking,
Taylor Self (25:11):
Not joking.
Sevan Matossian (25:14):
Bernie Gannon. Do you think President Biden might call in? It would go a long way to prove his physical capabilities. He forget
(25:20):
The workout before it started.
(25:22):
Did anyone watch his interview with George Stephanopoulos? I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m watching the reviews come in. I guess he said he created nato.
Taylor Self (25:31):
That’s hilarious. Hey, what are the reviews from our show yesterday? I got really uncomfortable on that show.
Sevan Matossian (25:37):
Like in a good way.
Taylor Self (25:39):
Well, we just talked about the whole suicide awareness thing.
Sevan Matossian (25:43):
Did you say your dad committed suicide?
Taylor Self (25:45):
No. No. Oh
Sevan Matossian (25:46):
No. He said
(25:47):
If he did.
(25:48):
Oh, let me see. I heard it the
Andrew Hiller (25:52):
Way Savon said it too. So
Sevan Matossian (25:55):
Let
Taylor Self (25:55):
See. He sat next week. You should call in
Tyler Watkins (25:57):
63 pound dumbbell.
Taylor Self (26:00):
Shut up.
Andrew Hiller (26:00):
That’s what’s going to be when it’s at six grand. Alright guys, we have 101 pound dumbbell. Yep. Good luck.
Taylor Self (26:08):
Oh wow. This is a great question. Who costs more Will brand or Brian? Friend will definitely, but it’s worth it.
Tyler Watkins (26:14):
Depends on, yeah.
Sevan Matossian (26:15):
Financial cost or mental cost.
Tyler Watkins (26:17):
There it is.
Taylor Self (26:18):
Knee Heidi
Sevan Matossian (26:21):
Emotional or monetary. Taylor, with all due respect, stop being a tough guy who calls out wokeness if you can’t even go after the L-Q-B-T-Q mafia. Greg was wrong to fire Russell Berger and Tricia’s spot on. That was a big step toward the end. Here’s
Taylor Self (26:38):
The fuck you read. I’m not going to address that entire situation because the only knowledge and context that I have are Trish’s comments in a YouTube live stream. No,
Andrew Hiller (26:47):
Dude, we need you to,
Taylor Self (26:49):
I can
Sevan Matossian (26:49):
Elaborate on all racism ever. And Trish isn’t even a real person. Oh yes. Taylor self, the military veteran Who has PTSD and TBI? Nothing like someone who has never served talking about the veteran suicide and what they go through. Jesus Christ.
Taylor Self (27:03):
I’m a veteran. I’ll
Sevan Matossian (27:04):
Give him a pass.
Taylor Self (27:08):
Russian by.
Sevan Matossian (27:09):
You got the V card.
Andrew Hiller (27:10):
Nice.
Sevan Matossian (27:12):
Here’s PS. Elimination style could work if it were the last event. What’s PS
(27:19):
Postscript?
Andrew Hiller (27:21):
Is that supposed to be one of those unliving yourself comments? They don’t want to say suicide elimination style.
Sevan Matossian (27:29):
Swoop consulting. Salesforce and custom software development@swoopcon.com. They’re putting up the money this week. It’s $2,000. If you can beat Taylor. The workout is so easy and we do not even have one taker yet. I love the Chad workout. Perseverance can beat pure physicality to an uncanny degree, but do it with the men’s height, obviously, for the men. And move boxes every 100 reps to make it a race twist.
Andrew Hiller (27:55):
Talk about the men’s height 24 inches because someone said so at some point. Fuck off.
Taylor Self (28:01):
Oh, Graciano Graciano. My smallest sandbag is 200 pounds. I’m making a new one right now. Hes pulling all the sand out his gut and he’s putting it in his sandbag. Fat ass.
Sevan Matossian (28:11):
Ouch. Ouch. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (28:14):
Graciano. You hate Graciano?
Taylor Self (28:17):
No, I don’t hate him, but he talks a lot of shit, so I hate him.
Sevan Matossian (28:20):
Okay. One exceptance around
Andrew Hiller (28:21):
That dude. And you get a big old lat every time.
Sevan Matossian (28:25):
Have you been around him? Taylor?
Taylor Self (28:26):
I probably couldn’t even touch my fingers if I tried to hug him. It’d be like this.
Sevan Matossian (28:30):
You could not.
Andrew Hiller (28:31):
His traps are bigger than most people’s lats. It’s crazy.
Taylor Self (28:35):
But not because he’s that big around. Because if you’re a guy and you get close to him, he gets an erection. So that stops you from getting, pushes you
Sevan Matossian (28:42):
Away. Good
Andrew Hiller (28:43):
For his erection. Wow,
Sevan Matossian (28:45):
That’s impressive. One exception to suicide, which some countries in Europe have understood. Oh Jesus. Hey, do you know that last year it’s some crazy number. In Canada there were a hundred assisted suicide and this year there’s been 10,000 already. Whoa.
Taylor Self (29:00):
Oh yeah. Government assisted. That’s crazy. I don’t even know
Sevan Matossian (29:02):
About that. Plus, is that just like euthanasia basically? Does it
(29:05):
Count as government assisted? The
Taylor Self (29:06):
F fbi, I kills you for it. And they just like, yeah, sure. We’ll do it
Andrew Hiller (29:11):
Style.
Sevan Matossian (29:12):
It’s wild. And it’s no surprise that Europe likes that too, where you can just ask the government to help you kill yourself. One exception to suicide. Some of Europe. Oh listen, you guys just held a teacher in Ireland for 400 days in jail because she refused to use pronouns. He
(29:30):
Refused. I sent you that article like 400 days ago.
(29:33):
Oh, thank you. I
(29:34):
Said they just arrested this guy or put him in prison.
Taylor Self (29:37):
Ken, I did a hundred. Wait,
Sevan Matossian (29:39):
Read it. Please. Please
Taylor Self (29:40):
Read it. Taylor Walters, didn’t he? Graciano dcio. Didn’t he beat you in the campground workout you guys did in Madison last year? Here was a crazy difference in those workouts. What’s the campground? Rossano did 30 cleaning jerks at 1 35. We did a hundred. Yeah. Oh yeah. He smoked you. Yeah, he beat.
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