Greg Glassman #26 | Private Yachts | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

It says, bam, we’re live. It says John Kirby, the White House spokesman said that Mr. Biden’s, first and foremost concern is the secretary’s health. Really? I don’t think that’s right. Your first and foremost concern should be the health and safety of the people of the United States. Hey, Greg, should be national security.

Greg Glassman (00:28):

You ahead of the environment.

Sevan Matossian (00:34):

Yes. I was just reading this line. It says, white House spokesman. John Kirby said that Mr. Biden’s, first and foremost, concern is the secretary’s health. It’s your concern about Lloyd Austin’s prostate cancer than all the troops that are overseas in harm’s way. That doesn’t make any sense to me, who’ve been attacked relentlessly since October. Yeah, that’s part of the job. You’re not supposed to be worried about your own shit, right? Selfless. Selfless. Yeah. Selfless. Thank you, Caleb. Selfless. What a mess. What a mess. Hey, I heard one time that everyone, that if you live long enough, you get prostate cancer and that pretty much all men die with prostate cancer. Is that true?

Greg Glassman (01:30):

I’ve heard. I dunno about all but lots.

Sevan Matossian (01:35):

Yeah. That dudes just live with that shit.

Greg Glassman (01:38):


Sevan Matossian (01:41):

This hat isn’t ugly. Whatcha talking about? You think you should put it on backwards? It’s cold. It’s cold.

Greg Glassman (01:48):

What do you got going there today?

Sevan Matossian (01:51):

Probably 40. I’m guessing. 40. Lemme see. Do I have a phone here? Oh yeah, I do have a phone here. It’s cold. It’s Northern California. Yesterday my toes were cold. My toes never get cold. Oh, 38. 38 degrees. Wow. It’s almost Nebraska weather over there. Yeah. What’s it get at Nebraska? Right now it’s 12 with six inches of snow on the ground. Six inches of snow? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, we’ll have a low of, I think we had a low of 35 last night or something. Did you have frost when you woke up? Is that where frost, the grass? No. No. Well, I don’t know. I haven’t seen Frost yet. What do you got where you’re at, Greg?

Greg Glassman (02:40):

I’m looking right now. Hey, that’s

Sevan Matossian (02:46):

Really Oh, it’s the desert. Yeah. And what will your high be? Will you go up to 70?

Greg Glassman (02:51):

No, no. We’re in a little cold snap and we got a freeze warning and we’re showing rain for tomorrow.

Sevan Matossian (03:00):


Greg Glassman (03:01):

Oh boy. 58 is a high today.

Sevan Matossian (03:06):

You guys don’t, what do you get? 10 inch of rain?

Greg Glassman (03:10):


Sevan Matossian (03:12):

Not even a year

Greg Glassman (03:15):

In the foothills. They’ll get more. They’ll get quite a bit.

Sevan Matossian (03:20):


Greg Glassman (03:21):

If I drive east or north of here an hour, I get into mountains and cool. Even in the summer we went and got that puppy for my sister and it was 105 here and an hour later we were in 72 degree weather.

Sevan Matossian (03:45):


Greg Glassman (03:45):

Wow. Lush trees, woods

Sevan Matossian (03:49):

Head. What was the elevation change?

Greg Glassman (03:53):

6,000 feet.

Sevan Matossian (03:56):

Yeah. Crazy. Hey, I just noticed the New York Times has a button that turns everything into Chinese. I’ve never seen that before. Have you seen that

Greg Glassman (04:06):

Just in the paper or your world outlook and their house and shit?

Sevan Matossian (04:10):

I don’t know. But look at this right down here. You just click these pictures here and the whole thing turns to Chinese. I guess that’s Chinese. I don’t know. That’s weird. Yeah, that is weird, right?

Greg Glassman (04:32):

They need a button. You push and it turns it into the epoch times.

Sevan Matossian (04:36):

Yeah, that’s for sure. The AIDS to the president said he would not fire Mr. Austin. They acknowledged the breakdown in communication and move to assert a new discipline over the administration. I do not understand how the guy,

Greg Glassman (04:54):

There’s no explanation that matters. The fucking Secretary of State, secretary of Defense was in intensive care for three days and the White House didn’t know. That’s a complete story right there. You don’t explain that. That’s like you got caught writing checks on your neighbor’s checkbook. You know what I mean? I don’t need that. Explained to me.

Sevan Matossian (05:28):


Greg Glassman (05:31):

It’s perfect. It is a magnificent manifestation of utter and complete incompetence. Is he also senile?

Sevan Matossian (05:44):

He looks senile. I can’t stop looking at his eyes. One of his eyes is doing, he seems like he’s metabolically deranged. He got, of

Greg Glassman (05:50):

Course he is profoundly south.

Sevan Matossian (05:54):

Profoundly, I think.

Greg Glassman (05:55):

How about getting lied to elective procedure? It may be an elective surgery in the sense that they’re all elective. Any surgery, you don’t have to do it.

Sevan Matossian (06:04):


Greg Glassman (06:05):

Get shot in the head. If you can put a hand up, I don’t know. Can you?

Caleb Beaver (06:09):

Yes. I would like this bullet removed from my chest. Please

Greg Glassman (06:13):

Elective. You fucking liars.

Caleb Beaver (06:17):

I would like this cancer removed from my asshole.

Sevan Matossian (06:20):

Well, meaning he scheduled it. It wasn’t like he went in there and they’re like, oh shit, we got to operate right now.

Greg Glassman (06:34):

To me, an elective procedure would be like

Sevan Matossian (06:41):

Hair removal, laser hair removal,

Greg Glassman (06:46):

No things along the cosmetic line.

Sevan Matossian (06:49):

Yeah. Yeah. That’s

Greg Glassman (06:51):

Droopy eyelids replaced mold. That’s irritated under a backpack. I dunno. But not fucking having your prostate removed due to cancer. I might elect not to do it, but still it’s misleading as hell. It’s also how often is that an outpatient thing?

Sevan Matossian (07:21):

Oh yeah. This guy’s got an extra a hundred on him. This guy’s not. Yeah, this guy’s in. Oh, darn it. I saw a good picture of him right there. Yeah, he’s not in good shape. So this guy’s,

Greg Glassman (07:37):

Imagine retired general. David disappeared during the games for 48 hours.

Sevan Matossian (07:46):


Greg Glassman (07:46):

One can find Dave.

Sevan Matossian (07:48):

Right? Right.

Greg Glassman (07:50):

And where is he? They make up so fucking getting,

Sevan Matossian (07:56):

Get his prostate removed. Damn. He’s a big dude. I guess. Zelinsky a tiny dude. What a mess. Hey, and they don’t even fire him. They’re only concerned about his safety.

Greg Glassman (08:16):

Fire him. He didn’t do anything wrong.

Sevan Matossian (08:22):

Complete and utter incompetence. He

Greg Glassman (08:24):

Works for, works for a slab of bologna that doesn’t even care to think where the fucking guy is.

Sevan Matossian (08:32):


Greg Glassman (08:35):

Joe probably doesn’t remember that. He couldn’t find him a few days ago.

Sevan Matossian (08:39):

Yeah. You think it’s that bad?

Greg Glassman (08:41):

Yes it is. It is

Sevan Matossian (08:43):

Bad. He doesn’t, he might not even know that guy’s name.

Greg Glassman (08:47):

Do you see him walk three feet forward, put the wreath down, turn around and lost?

Sevan Matossian (08:52):

Yeah. Oh man.

Greg Glassman (09:00):

He’s at the putting your shoes on the wrong feet stage.

Sevan Matossian (09:05):

Oh shit,

Greg Glassman (09:09):

Caleb. It’s not funny.

Caleb Beaver (09:12):

It’s only a little funny.

Sevan Matossian (09:18):

Speaking of mole. How’s your mole looking? I sent it to my doctor at Kaiser. He hasn’t responded. My doctor like a doctor using the app and then I sent a picture of it to Caleb. Caleb says, asked me two questions. Is it pussy and does it hurt? And I said, no,

Greg Glassman (09:38):

This sounds like it would be an elective thing.

Caleb Beaver (09:41):

Yeah, that’s an elective surgery right there. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (09:43):

Yeah, yeah.

Caleb Beaver (09:51):

This is how he placed the wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier. The soldier placed it in his hands and then guided him to where it’s supposed to be placed.

Greg Glassman (10:04):

He’s holding them up by using the wreath like a walker. Now watch.

Sevan Matossian (10:11):

Hey, that’s not normal. They don’t guide the president in like that. That is crazy.

Greg Glassman (10:16):

This guy you got to now watch. It’s all right. Let’s see.

Caleb Beaver (10:33):

He’s like, now what? The guy just turn told him what to do.

Sevan Matossian (10:38):

He did. He whispered it to him.

Caleb Beaver (10:40):

Yeah. If he look, oh, he doesn’t get lost here.

Sevan Matossian (10:44):

And it’s all three. Look at Lloyd’s there. Lloyd’s there.

Greg Glassman (10:48):

There’s the A team

Sevan Matossian (10:50):

And Kamala, who’s the dude on the end who’s dressed in the,

Caleb Beaver (10:57):

Some captain, some army captain.

Sevan Matossian (11:01):

How do you know it’s army?

Caleb Beaver (11:03):

Because of the uniform that he’s wearing.

Greg Glassman (11:07):

And you just know he is in his head saying, I can’t even fucking believe this.

Caleb Beaver (11:11):

All of them have to be, they’re like,

Greg Glassman (11:13):

Oh yeah,

Sevan Matossian (11:15):

We’re the leaders of the free world.

Caleb Beaver (11:20):

Anytime there’s elected officials around, there’s just so much shit talking going on between all of the active duty people.

Sevan Matossian (11:28):

I hate how we’re just going about our lives with the fake president. Everyone knows January 6th wasn’t an insurrection. The Clintons are known killers and everyone who went to Epstein Island, so it’s a little weird if you clump it all together in one paragraph like that.

Greg Glassman (11:49):

There’s more right than wrong there

Sevan Matossian (11:55):

In insurrection without guns and fire and pitchforks and there’s a movie out now in the preview. I guess one of the things they said is the cops accidentally tear gas themselves. Have you seen the preview?

Greg Glassman (12:13):

No, but that’s common.

Sevan Matossian (12:14):

That is common.

Greg Glassman (12:16):

Yeah. I mean, sometimes you lob a canister and some brave protestor picks it up and throws it right back into your ranks and there’s the wind shift. I mean, it’s dicey gang. The chief advantage is the cops will all have gas masks. Right. If they need to deploy that shit and not all the protestors will, you can disperse a crowd.

Sevan Matossian (12:45):

Yeah. I wonder if that’s just standard. If you shoot to your gas that your guys have the masks just nearby or they put it on before you think that would just be standard

Greg Glassman (12:58):

I would think. Sore watches, riots on YouTube. We’ll catch ’em in the corner somewhere with the TV on

Sevan Matossian (13:08):

Riot tv. Just Google Riot.

Greg Glassman (13:12):

There’s crazy footage from which I think the television news sequences were pulled, but you can just watch hours of the French police and the rioters going back and forth hours

Sevan Matossian (13:28):

With the farmers

Greg Glassman (13:29):

And it’s all HD 4K, whatever the fuck. It’s good. You hear the voices. I mean, and you can see the moving this way and then that way.

Sevan Matossian (13:38):

Bricks hitting guys.

Greg Glassman (13:40):

Yes, yes. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (13:47):

I saw this the other day. I couldn’t even fucking believe this. This says meanwhile in Nigeria, and look, this is a woman. She has a baby on her back. So woman, she has a kid in front of her and a baby on her back. Oh, there she is. You see the one with the baby on her back right there. Obviously some sort of worker. Right. She some sort of worker, field worker or something. She’s got her equipment that she works with her pots and pans or whatever. Look at that guy. Holy shit. Hits her in the face, knocks her on her back with the baby on her back, and then someone writes, feminist in America. I have no idea what women all over the world endure. This is Nigeria in the Congo. God, we fucking have it good here, don’t we?

Greg Glassman (14:49):

I think that’s a religious service we’re watching.

Sevan Matossian (14:52):

Oh, I’m projecting. I’m projecting.

Greg Glassman (14:56):


Sevan Matossian (14:57):

That’s my racist white privilege not understanding. That’s Kwanza

Greg Glassman (15:02):

You. You’re Islamophobia.

Sevan Matossian (15:04):

Yeah. Sorry, I

Greg Glassman (15:05):

Forgot. You think that’s negative.

Sevan Matossian (15:09):

Fuck, dude. What kind of scumbag would threaten to kick a woman in the face with a baby on her back while he is holding a fucking gun with 20 other dudes around her? Oh, she’s bleeding from her mouth for fuck’s sake. God, we have it so fucking good here. I want to send these people who are tripping on it, tripping on stupid things here to Africa.

Greg Glassman (15:35):

So how many people have figured out that the left’s claimed interest in women’s rights was all a fraud

Sevan Matossian (15:49):

They needed? Explain to them.

Greg Glassman (15:53):

It’s interesting. It’s expected though. For me. It was expected

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

To be fraud.

Greg Glassman (15:59):

I don’t think there’s a sincere facet to the entire lefty platform from the climate change or warming, whatever the current motif is to racially quality or fairness or whatever. Any of it. None of it. None of it. I think it’s all a lie.

Sevan Matossian (16:24):

I got into a discussion with,

Greg Glassman (16:27):

In the end, it’s Marxist, then everything gets worse. Every value you could hold VE is shit on honesty, transparency. You start stacking the bodies like Cordwood, the standard of living goes to shit. The cost of everything goes up, the availability of goods goes down. The amount of conflict with neighbors and internally increases the censorship is insane. The first thing the revolution has to do is eat its own. You don’t want revolutionaries anymore. Antisemitism is a phase and that always,

Sevan Matossian (17:12):

Do you think it’s swinging back the other way? You think? We had the worst of the, for lack of a better word, the woke crowd reached their pinnacle.

Greg Glassman (17:22):

I’ll know in November because things couldn’t be more stark and as bad as Trump is, the choice between that fool and Biden is an enormous chasm. It is just a crazy difference.

Sevan Matossian (17:54):

See my boobs. What a cheery disposition Greg is in today. Oh, we started with Lloyd. What do you want? What do you want?

Greg Glassman (18:09):

What do you want? Here’s the embarrassing thing. I’m enjoying it. I got to feel like, hey, I got a front row seat to not just the country but the civilization going off the cliff.

Sevan Matossian (18:21):

Well, I think that someone with your means has a moral obligation to speak up as opposed to the guy who’s the janitor at Oakland Children’s Hospital who can’t speak up where he is going to lose his job. You know what I mean? If he’s like, Hey, they hired that guy because he’s a tranny and I lost my job because of that. He can’t say, you know what I mean? He has to be careful.

Greg Glassman (18:48):

Is that a news story?

Sevan Matossian (18:49):

No, but Oh

Greg Glassman (18:51):

Wow. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (18:53):

It’s there people. It’s there

Greg Glassman (18:56):

Somewhere right now just because you said that someone’s going to fire the black janitor to hire a train,

Sevan Matossian (19:01):

Right? Right. Yeah. And so the victim class is someone has to speak, someone has to speak up against it and stop with what’s going on. What’s being allowed for them to do. The victim class is completely out of control. Even those words are fucked up. The privileged class isn’t the privileged class and the victim class isn’t the victim class. It’s nuts.

Greg Glassman (19:30):

Hunter Biden made a surprise appearance at the hearing just now.

Sevan Matossian (19:34):

Oh, you’re seeing that on the news?

Greg Glassman (19:36):


Sevan Matossian (19:39):

What’s surprise about it? He wasn’t supposed to testify.

Greg Glassman (19:48):

I think we’re seeing our friend Kevin here.

Sevan Matossian (19:52):

No shit

Greg Glassman (19:53):

Sitting right next to him

Sevan Matossian (19:55):

In the courthouse.

Greg Glassman (19:57):


Sevan Matossian (19:57):

Oh, that’s awesome.

Greg Glassman (19:59):

No, at the hearing, take a look. You can’t. You got a show going on.

Sevan Matossian (20:09):

Hey, and they’re going to try to get rid of speaking of crazy shit happened. So they’re going to try to get rid of Myorca. I think they are going to get rid of him. The border guy, the border czar. That guy might be toast. I think they’re putting that guy

Greg Glassman (20:25):

Impeach. They let 12 million I aliens into this country.

Sevan Matossian (20:32):

Is that really true? 12 million?

Greg Glassman (20:34):

Yep. Yep. Under the Biden administration with the sole intent of altering the outcome of elections and now they’re going to throw this little bill out there and do what have you applied for asylum external to the country. Build the fence back to the Trump plan. You know why we’ve got enough in 12 million will do it with 12 million. If we can just get 500,000 to say a million of ’em on the voter rolls and they will, it will. The epoch times called that play during the Obama administration. It was an Obama plan to guarantee the blueness of Arizona and Florida and Texas. What went shitty on ’em is these states pushed them up. Yeah. There’s Kevin and Hunter.

Sevan Matossian (21:30):

Wow. Wow. Why is Kevin all up in his ass? Hey, go back to that article. When did that article come out? Go ahead, Greg. You’re hesitant to speculate. We’ll speculate afterwards.

Greg Glassman (21:53):

What about Kevin and their friends and that’s his attorney. I mean,

Sevan Matossian (21:59):

High school in Brooklyn will be closed on Wednesday due to the moving of immigrants to the school gym. Let me see the rest of that. That can’t fucking be true.

Greg Glassman (22:07):

It’s true. It is. It

Sevan Matossian (22:09):

Is. City officials in New York are relocating approximately 2000 illegal immigrants from a tent shelter at Floyd Bennett Field to James Madison High School due to an approaching storm.

Greg Glassman (22:23):

How is it that those that argued for the merits of being a sanctuary city, it could be so oblivious to the obvious downside and here it is. They got it. It’s like they were just pretending they didn’t really want to be a sanctuary.

Sevan Matossian (22:45):

I will say this. When shit like this happens, it makes the whole schooling thing, argument proposition get even stronger. Earlier this year, the influx of around 21,000 illegal immigrant children caused capacity issues in some New York City schools leading to the relocation of students to alternate facilities. The decision to relocate the illegal immigrants to a high school as a temporary shelter indeed raises valid concerns among school staff and local residents. Valid concerns. It’s beyond valid concern. Why not put all those people on buses and just ship them back across the border? I don’t understand. Damn Jake Felton preach. Coach government called their bluff and their shouldn’t been saying it for months now.

Greg Glassman (23:40):

It’s hilarious.

Sevan Matossian (23:45):

Ken Walter’s nose cold. It’s going to be one degree here in Minnesota over the weekend and it was announced. They’re doing the same here with homeless immigrants. Hey, I don’t even think 12 million people is like four times the size of our military. What do we got? Three or 4 million soldiers in the US military. So we’ve led in enough people to four to one. Our military.

Caleb Beaver (24:12):

Yeah. We have 1.4 active duty military.

Sevan Matossian (24:14):

Oh, wow. So it’s 10 times. It’s 10 x the US military in terms of illegals, we’ve led in holy shit,

Caleb Beaver (24:22):

And we’re only losing more.

Sevan Matossian (24:24):

Wow. Wow.

Greg Glassman (24:30):

Look up what’s being spent with NGOs by the Dems that are the ballot harvesters and get the conspiracy people going this morning.

Sevan Matossian (24:51):

I love it. It looks like Biden’s art value skyrocketing. I love it.


Oh my goodness. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Okay, here’s something about Kevin. This is the guy sitting next to Hunter Biden in the trial right now in the courtroom. Instead, the individual said, Burgess indicated Hunter Biden knew the identity of one of the buyers through public reporting and the second because he saw the artwork at the individual’s house. Burgess also confirmed entertainment lawyer, Kevin Morris, who is reportedly lent, who has reportedly lent the president son a significant amount of money purchased Hunter Biden’s art for $875,000. Oh, so that’s a scam. That’s how he’s getting money from people.

Greg Glassman (25:41):

It’s money laundering.

Sevan Matossian (25:43):

Oh shit. God. I’m slow. So that’s all that is. That’s just money laundering. It’s

Greg Glassman (25:47):

All it is. It’s all it is.

Sevan Matossian (25:48):

So you could give me a million dollars and say you just came over to my house for an hour of counseling and I charge a million dollars an hour.

Greg Glassman (25:55):

That kind of shit goes on all the time. The art one’s a great one.

Sevan Matossian (26:01):

Wow. Wads Greg. No, you don’t do what extracurriculars does Greg do when on the toilet? You don’t do social media on the toilet. You don’t really do social media, right?

Greg Glassman (26:16):

No, but that’d be a perfect place for it.

Sevan Matossian (26:19):

Just on the toilet.

Greg Glassman (26:20):

Yeah. I don’t do social media or anything. No, I do what I got to do and then leave.

Sevan Matossian (26:27):

Oh, wow. Yeah. Hey, he’s got urinals in his house.

Greg Glassman (26:33):

You You’ve mentioned that before.

Sevan Matossian (26:34):

Yeah. He’s all business. He’s all

Greg Glassman (26:37):

Business. It’s clean.

Sevan Matossian (26:40):


Caleb Beaver (26:41):

You seen those guys pull their phones out

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

While they’re at the urinal? That sounds dangerous.

Speaker 4 (26:47):


Sevan Matossian (26:53):

S leaky doing the Lord’s work. If you sign up for the open, GORUCK is offering 20% off, $99 or more. Oh, the open registration is open now. Oh yeah. I’m going to register today. I never would’ve known first time in,

Greg Glassman (27:12):

How much is it?

Sevan Matossian (27:14):

20? I think they should raise it to 25. Just raise everything. Just make it a sweeping, a sweep

Greg Glassman (27:26):

Because of inflation.

Sevan Matossian (27:28):

All that stuff. The new offerings, everything. They’re doing 12 workouts this year. There’s not. There’s only three. I’m joking.

Greg Glassman (27:42):

Did you watch the health conference?

Sevan Matossian (27:46):

It hasn’t happened yet.

Greg Glassman (27:47):


Sevan Matossian (27:49):

February. Thank you though for allowing me to shame this plug.

Greg Glassman (27:53):

I thought it did.

Sevan Matossian (27:55):

On February 3rd, you can work out with Dave Castro and on February 4th you can sit down and listen to the wonderful allotment of speakers. Are you going, Greg?

Greg Glassman (28:08):

Well, I missed it. I thought it would just happen.

Sevan Matossian (28:11):

Right. Gotcha. All right.

Greg Glassman (28:16):

I was planning on going, but then it snuck past me.

Sevan Matossian (28:19):

You’re going some places though. You’re going to Idaho and then you’re going to, didn’t you tell me you have a boat trip planned another?

Greg Glassman (28:30):

Yeah, I’m going to get back to the boat boat soon.

Sevan Matossian (28:33):

Oh, which boat? San Diego boat.

Greg Glassman (28:36):

Yeah, the Axo Par. Yeah. I want to do some marina hopping.

Sevan Matossian (28:48):

Do you have a sailboat thing coming up

Greg Glassman (28:51):

Greece this summer.

Sevan Matossian (28:52):

Oh. Oh, okay. That’s a long way away. That’s where you go in the summer. Greece.

Greg Glassman (28:57):

That’s in May. That’s in May.

Sevan Matossian (28:59):

Is that their winter?

Greg Glassman (29:03):


Sevan Matossian (29:04):

No, that’s their summer too. It’s not going to be too hot there for you. Do I have another mole here? What the fuck is this? Caleb? I’m going to have to send you another picture.

Speaker 4 (29:14):

Just looks like a

Sevan Matossian (29:15):

Blemish. Oh, okay. Good. You have any health scares, Greg? Anything? You don’t get health scares?

Greg Glassman (29:24):


Sevan Matossian (29:26):

Damn. Whoa. Is

Greg Glassman (29:38):

That it? There we go. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (29:39):


Caleb Beaver (29:40):

Holy shit. Is there a bed in there?

Greg Glassman (29:47):

Yes, and a toilet and a shower. Full size sink. It’s pretty cool. It’s pretty nice and it’s fast and fuel efficient.

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