CrossFit Games Update Show | Pedro, Young, and Watkins

@coffeepodsnwods (00:00):


Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Really? The volume? Well, the people. Bam. We’re live. Hey, Pedro says, my mic’s too loud. He’s far away. He’s across the Atlantic Ocean, so I don’t trust him. Don’t, don’t trust him. What’s up, John Young, how are you?

John Young (00:18):

What’s up? I’m good, man. How about you?

Sevan Matossian (00:22):

Good. Oh, did you ever get the soundproofing?

John Young (00:29):

No, nothing has showed up. Did you mail it?

Sevan Matossian (00:32):


John Young (00:33):

Are you sure that you mailed it?

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

I am a hundred percent positive. I mailed it, had it sent straight from Amazon.

John Young (00:39):

Okay. Well, I haven’t got anything.

Sevan Matossian (00:42):

Oh, that’s weird. Okay. We got to keep working on your audio. Fuck. We must be, we’re dipping deep into the barrel. Tyler Watkins. Holy shit.

@coffeepodsnwods (00:52):

It’s okay. I’m happy to

Sevan Matossian (00:53):

Be the bottom of the

@coffeepodsnwods (00:53):

Barrel. Somebody’s got to be right.

Sevan Matossian (00:56):

Don’t get carried away. You’re not the bottom. We haven’t hit the bottom yet. Hi guys. I’m already taking the, excuse me. Excuse me. At least I’m in the barrel. Yeah, good point. Yes.

@coffeepodsnwods (01:12):

I don’t think John Young sounds that bad. Sounds that bad. Sounds that bad. I think he sounds okay. Okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (01:21):

Caleb. Hi. Hey. What? Say it again.

Caleb Beaver (01:27):

I said welcome back to the studio.

Sevan Matossian (01:28):

Thank you. Sweating like a pig. I just got my first real workout in 10 days. Oh God. Do I have some? Is tomorrow morning the live calling show? God, I have a crazy story to share. Jesus Christ. Oh, I don’t see anything scheduled for tomorrow.

Caleb Beaver (01:46):

Yeah, live calling show tomorrow.

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

Oh, good. Okay.

@coffeepodsnwods (01:50):

My wife is watching your stories there on Savannah and she just started laughing. I was like, what the fuck is America? It’s some of the stuff you have.

Sevan Matossian (02:01):

Oh, she’s wondering. She can’t believe that I actually live in a country that’s like this.

@coffeepodsnwods (02:06):

There’s a video of a girl smashing bottles in a shop.

Sevan Matossian (02:09):

Oh my goodness. She was

@coffeepodsnwods (02:10):

Like, what the fuck is this? And I was like, what is it? She’s like, answer. I was like, I shouldn’t have even asked what it was. And she’s like, what the fuck is America? And I was like, yeah. I dunno. Dunno the answer to that question.

Sevan Matossian (02:20):

Yeah, that’s what’s happened here. That’s totally, you know what? They’re letting this happen and look at, do you like my comment? Views with triple If she took that bra off. Am I lying? I’m dying to know what she’s breaking, but dude, this is normal and I don’t know where this is, but this is so normal in the Bay Area. Now what’s happened is it’s just a free for all. No. If you were to go and try to stop her, you could go to jail.

Caleb Beaver (02:51):

How fun would that be though? I mean, honestly.

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

Oh, to do that, we just want

Caleb Beaver (02:54):

To go through the wine than just like,

Sevan Matossian (02:57):

Yeah. Yeah. I would rather see her with her bra off than break the bottles, but it would be a close second to break the bottles. It is cool. It’s too bad. It’s violent. It’s fun to watch. It’s too bad that it’s like we end up paying for me and you, all of us end up paying for that. Oh yeah. Hey, Brandon Waddell. Oh, I probably shouldn’t show his address or my address. It’s son of a bitch. We can cut out. He sent Outward Live. He sent me this. He sent me this. A vanilla envelope. Sweet. And look what’s in it. Look what’s in it. Not one but two Tyson beget rookie cards. Oh, nice. No way.

John Young (03:44):

That’s awesome.

Sevan Matossian (03:45):

They’re both upside down now. Crazy, right? That’s awesome. They can’t even believe it. I like that

John Young (03:52):


Sevan Matossian (03:54):

God, I’m stoked. You have to get ’em signed now. I’m rich. Yeah. Hell yeah. I’m getting ’em signed. Oh, I wonder if I’m supposed to get these signed and send them back. Oh shit. A note in there. Left a note. Get these signed for me. These are not for you, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight is the night to call in. Don’t be a sissy.

John Young (04:17):

Does that mean we don’t have anything to talk about?

Sevan Matossian (04:19):

No. We got a ton of stuff to talk about. It’s just like I’m hoping that some of it’s so funny and mean and nasty that we don’t get to it. Okay. Lucky camera straps. Hey guys. Can one of the legends, please say hi to my friend Tony. Tony. Hi, Tony. What’s up? How you doing buddy?

@coffeepodsnwods (04:36):

Hi to my friend Tony.

John Young (04:38):

What constitutes a legend?

@coffeepodsnwods (04:41):

Craig Ritchie has to say that you’re it, but he says everyone is so everyone

Sevan Matossian (04:45):

Is. I’ll show you a legend. John Young. If you look down five. Number five. Sorry Caleb, I don’t even have a number for you. I’ll show you a legend. John, I’ll show you one. Here you go. You want to see a legend? Here we go. Here we go. Look at this. Show you a fucking legend. Look at this. Behind the back.

@coffeepodsnwods (05:07):

There’s only the 998th attempt right there.

Sevan Matossian (05:10):

How old are you? 15. Right there. What was that shot on a fucking beta max. I was

John Young (05:14):

A freshman in college.

Sevan Matossian (05:16):


@coffeepodsnwods (05:19):

That’s not even a clip that’s consistently running. That’s an hour of footage just over. It just keeps catching it and going again. There’s a weird glitch, but apart from that, I

John Young (05:28):

Was really into trick shots back then.

Sevan Matossian (05:30):

You were. Hey, where did you find that? I mean, that quality is so shitty. Where did you, okay,

John Young (05:39):

This is like 2013

Sevan Matossian (05:40):

Or 2016. I know, but how did you get it on your phone? How did you get it on your phone? It was

John Young (05:44):

Probably my phone.

Sevan Matossian (05:48):

Alright, all right. There it is. Hey, I’m tired of people saying that John Young’s not a complete athlete. I’m tired of those Reddit threads. Stop it. If my mic’s too loud, someone say something to me. Pedro’s complaining. I can tell he wants to

@coffeepodsnwods (06:03):

Complain. No, that’s me. I’m rubbing sleep out of my eyes. That’s what that is.

Sevan Matossian (06:07):

What time is it where you’re at?

@coffeepodsnwods (06:08):

I have to, sorry. Two 30.

Sevan Matossian (06:11):

Thank you. Time.

@coffeepodsnwods (06:13):

Time for me to go to the dentist.

Sevan Matossian (06:15):

Two 30. Harry Pair of test pair testes. Sorry, I said your name wrong. Harry pair Testes. Sevy gets a gift and then Docs is the do. Caleb Pedro mentioned you twice on his podcast with D and Pepper.

Caleb Beaver (06:37):

Dang. That’s a lot of times. That’s more than I ever get mentioned in

Sevan Matossian (06:39):

This show. That’s true. That’s true. But I just wanted you to know, Pedro thinks about you often. He blames his shortcomings on the fact that he doesn’t have you in his life that he blame anytime something goes wrong with show. Kayla was

@coffeepodsnwods (06:53):

Here. I was trying to share my screen. Caleb. It was the whole thing and I did it twice.

Caleb Beaver (06:59):


Sevan Matossian (07:01):

Tubby Ortega and woke Zombie walk into a bar. Damn. Coming in hot. Do they each order their own cheesecake or share? Wow. A hundred percent their own cheesecake. Wow. Mike Sauer, unofficial tech guy. The only tech guy we have for the show. You sound amazing. I love it. Thank you. Okay,

@coffeepodsnwods (07:22):


Sevan Matossian (07:22):

My complaint. Will Branstetter, Pedro’s going to need to start t r t to keep up with this middle of the night schedule.

@coffeepodsnwods (07:29):

Yeah. Order nights. It’s actually been totally fine, but tonight one of my kids woke up six times before I was like, fuck, I dunno if I can get up, man. She slept then. So I was like, oh, fuck it. I’ll just do it. Take one to the team.

Sevan Matossian (07:43):

Yeah. That’s cool of you. Because Taylor was supposed to be here and he didn’t show up and he told us fucking last minute and I would’ve invited someone else. I would’ve gone one deeper in the fucking, I would’ve pulled someone else. You know the guy you sat next to on the bench? Tyler? No, that’s Hello. It’s, there’s a guy to your left. You never talked to him, but that guy, we would’ve invited that guy on

@coffeepodsnwods (08:02):

Fuck sake. That’s the first person I’ve ever heard of getting a Mexican tapeworm. It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (08:07):

Is that what he has?

@coffeepodsnwods (08:09):


Sevan Matossian (08:09):

Oh, darn it. Sorry. I fucked that up. Pedro, you deserve better, Pedro. I just figured out. Oh my God. You deserve, you’re too good for this show. My mom, actually,

@coffeepodsnwods (08:19):

I got these. This isn’t an advertising because I’m not selling them, but I got these and I sent anyone that’s going, so I’m going to send one to Caleb. So if anyone here or anyone in the comments, if you send me a dmm, if I like you, so if you’re currently on the show, I’ll just send it to you. If you send me a dmm, I’ll ask for a postage payment, but if you’re currently on the show, I’ll just post it to you. So just text me. Are you

Sevan Matossian (08:44):

Crazy? Hey, what is that? Is that a sticker?

@coffeepodsnwods (08:47):

It’s a patch, a Velcro patch for like a vest or a bag.

Sevan Matossian (08:51):

Are you going to Rogue Pedro?

@coffeepodsnwods (08:53):


Sevan Matossian (08:53):

Oh, give to Caleb. Make Caleb Pass. Or I mean, ask Caleb nicely to pass those out at Rogue. I’m sending like 20 to JR to give to people who go to Crash Jr won’t. JR won’t interact with 20 people in the next three years. I’ve given him

Tyler Watkins (09:07):

An hand out. Don’t worry about it.

Sevan Matossian (09:08):

I’ve Tyler, how did the Heat one Tyler’s the creator, Tyler Watkins is the creator of the Heat one app. He launched it just prior to the games. Right before the launch of the games. I think in less than a week you had 3000 people sign up. Is that right?

Tyler Watkins (09:26):

Yeah, it was two weeks, 3000 people and then by the end of the games, so it’s like the games had started, so you had needed to play events and 2000 people continued to download the app and try to play, even though it didn’t really make sense anymore to do that. But I was okay with it. So 5,000 in total. It’s been huge. I told Peter, and I think John, this is like I came back home from the games wanting to take a week off and not look at CrossFit stuff and two days later I had a panic attack. I was like, we have to go now. So it is just been pedal a metal since I’ve been back.

Sevan Matossian (10:01):

And will this be available for, what’s the next competition you guys are going to be have available?

Tyler Watkins (10:07):

Crash, crucible.

Sevan Matossian (10:08):

Oh, okay. And what about Rogue?

Tyler Watkins (10:11):

Yeah, we’re doing rogue. We’re going pretty big for Rogue.

Sevan Matossian (10:14):

Wow. And what does that mean? You’re going pretty big for Rogue.

Tyler Watkins (10:17):

There’ll be prizes. People can win much bigger than the last games.

Sevan Matossian (10:24):

Wow. Shit. Is that legal?

Tyler Watkins (10:26):

Yeah. Oh yeah. They don’t pay me, so I can just give them whatever they want.

Sevan Matossian (10:32):

All right. Cool. Heat one app. You’ll be hearing more about that as the days get closer.

Tyler Watkins (10:37):

Yeah. Stay posted. We’re going to be introducing a news feature here soon. So as complicated as it is to find all the CrossFit news that’s going on, we’re just going to take care of that ourselves. So you’ll be able to find your content, Peter’s content, Rich’s content, all in one place.

Sevan Matossian (10:55):

Dang. Steal my shit, please. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Some feedback from a Harry pair of testes. The app was fun, but the ux, that means it’s a geek. That means from here on out, the opinion doesn’t matter. The app was fun, but the user interface was a bit rough around the edges. Looking forward to next year’s games. What it gave you callouses. Harry.

Tyler Watkins (11:22):

We were in a business meeting, my partner, Adam and I, and we were asking somebody and they were talking, they just used, they said UX and UI about 10 times and after the meeting, I’m not a developer, so I don’t know about that stuff. And I said, so what do you think? How do you think the or the meeting went? And he was like, anybody who says UX that many times has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.

Sevan Matossian (11:44):

Good. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, Stevon born primitive dude was cool. Slight man crush. Dude was very cool. Very cool. I sent an intro between to him and Matthew Boudreaux. I dunno if you guys remember him. I think he’s been on this podcast twice. He owns three schools. Acton Academies, or did I? And I hope he can get Bear Hanlin to go speak at those schools to those boys. Yeah. Bear’s great. I’d like to have him on again. I can’t wait to try his shoes. God, I hope I like his shoes. What if I don’t like his shoes? Don’t say

@coffeepodsnwods (12:26):

Anything. Just never talk about them. Tell

Sevan Matossian (12:28):

Him. Okay. Okay, let’s go big. Let’s start with a really, I dunno, controversial topic. Let’s go over to the 17 year old’s Instagram account name. No, I’m joking. Jed. A je Nelson has landed. Everybody drops off. Jedi Nelson is like I’m

@coffeepodsnwods (12:55):

Go about to batch.

Sevan Matossian (12:58):

Jeed s Nelson has landed in Spain. The man with no legs. Well, he has legs, but still rides in a wheelchair. He was on the show. He said he’s doing a month in Spain. He may be moving there. He’s a competition there. And I forget the name of the, is he doing the Madrid?

@coffeepodsnwods (13:17):

Yeah, I think so. Isn’t he Madrid? Madrid. Across the championships.

Sevan Matossian (13:21):

Okay. And he’s over there doing that. And then he’s spending a month there to see if him and his wife are going to make the leap and he’s actually going to live there. Here he is. Look, he made it a couple weeks ago. We talked to him. He said he was going there or he’s going to, I will say

@coffeepodsnwods (13:36):


Sevan Matossian (13:36):

Oh, that’s not, yeah. Yeah. That’s Daniel Chaffey’s gym. He didn’t make it to Spain. He stopped in France.

@coffeepodsnwods (13:45):

Yeah. He’s a cool guy.

Sevan Matossian (13:49):

Hey, imagine he wants to live over there. Yeah, he says he’s going to live in Barcelona. I think his daughter’s graduating from high school and him and his wife are like, come on, let’s do something crazy. Anyway, he was on the show. He was on a couple CrossFit games, update shows a while back. Good to see that. He’s taken Adventure, making a leap out there. That is CrossFit Louv, Daniel Chaffey’s Gym. I think he is the affiliate director for everywhere outside of the United States. I could be wrong. Moving on. This is our special disabled edition. No, sorry, sorry. Fuck. So fucking 1989. This is our special adaptive division show. Let’s ale Casey Acre’s arm or lack of, every time I go to his, Hey, it was either this or 17 year olds. Keep going.

@coffeepodsnwods (14:42):

Keep going.

Sevan Matossian (14:45):

I cannot stop watching this dude’s Instagram account. Remember when we tried to have him on the show? Wherever he lives in 1987, he has one bar. That’s it. He needs to do. Who’s the guy when we interview? He goes to a strip club. Jacob Hepner. Jacob. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, watch this. Look at this. He’s got boxes when he does his wall walks. Is that cheating? Does it? I don’t think so. Oh, you are muted, John Young.

John Young (15:18):

I said that that works as the other part of his arm.

Sevan Matossian (15:21):

Yeah, but like, dude,

John Young (15:25):

I got a feeling.

Sevan Matossian (15:26):

Wawa. That’s crazy right there. What? Say it again. I think

John Young (15:30):

Wall Walks would be harder with that than without that.

Sevan Matossian (15:34):

Oh. Oh, look at Burpee, dude. A hundred percent cheating. Oh, there we go. Alright, there you go, Casey. Holy shit.

@coffeepodsnwods (15:43):

Do you follow Za Osa? He’s like the Spanish Casey. It’s the, it’s crazy. I just don’t understand how they can do so much stuff that I can’t do that I couldn’t even attempt with two arms and they’re doing it with a stump and an arm and lifting. It’s fucking nuts.

Sevan Matossian (16:02):

I just stare at the arm the whole time. I just stare at the arm that doesn’t have the forearm. It’s all I do.

@coffeepodsnwods (16:09):


Sevan Matossian (16:10):

I can’t even, it’s crazy. Clydesdale Media, Judy Reed rehearsal dinner for my nephew at a local brewery. Oh, that’s where you’re at. Must be a hell of a rehearsal dinner. Barry Cocker. Yeah, that dude is a beast. Pedro. The European. Casey acre. Yeah.

@coffeepodsnwods (16:31):

I’m sure he’d love to be referred to as that.

Sevan Matossian (16:36):

Okay, going back to Tyson Bet where we started the show with you. Thank you. You could tell the show’s a mess. I had a very interesting day today. If anyone sees anything that’s off kilter with me, I had a very weird day. Travis. Hi.

Speaker 6 (16:57):

What’s up dude?

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

Oh dude, look what I’m wearing. Look what I’m wearing.

Speaker 6 (17:01):

Yeah, always. You wanted some juicy topics and Hillary might be on your list, but I’m happy to say the Seon say his name and the heat won. App shirts will get mailed before the Noble athlete jerseys do.

Sevan Matossian (17:17):

Oh my goodness. Okay. Tell us what’s happening. So I did see something like that. Give me up to speed on that. What happened? Where is that on Hiller’s account or Ariel Lowens? I saw something somewhere. Oh my

@coffeepodsnwods (17:29):

God, it’s on.

Speaker 6 (17:31):

It’s on Hiller’s. The comments are fucking savage.

Sevan Matossian (17:34):

Give us the backstory on that. Give us what’s going on there.

Speaker 6 (17:38):

So they had the pre-orders for the jerseys and they said in there that you could order ’em and get ’em before the games.

Sevan Matossian (17:45):

And them being Noble, you’re saying Noble said, Hey, pre-order jerseys, you’ll them before the games and you can show up to the CrossFit games wearing your aerial lowen shirt.

Speaker 6 (17:53):

Correct. Okay. And people still haven’t gotten them?

Sevan Matossian (17:56):


Speaker 6 (17:57):

None of the athletes.

Sevan Matossian (17:58):

What about the Tumi shirts? Have those been

Speaker 6 (18:00):

Sent out? Who knows? Those probably got done right way. Yeah, but no. Some people have gotten ’em, but a lot of people have not. Abby Donut posted that her dad got one and had four holes in it.

Sevan Matossian (18:15):

Oh shit.

Speaker 6 (18:18):

And there’s people that can’t return them or they can’t cancel the order. Noble won’t let it.

Sevan Matossian (18:24):

Hey, what

@coffeepodsnwods (18:25):

Did you see? The one about the hat that

Sevan Matossian (18:28):

The guy,

Speaker 6 (18:29):

Oh God, that hat was the best. Somebody ordered a hat. Two of them showed up and they let Noble know, Hey, you sent us two hats by accident and Noble charged him for the second hat.

Sevan Matossian (18:41):

Oh shit. Oh

Speaker 6 (18:43):

Shit. Shit. That’s quality service right there. Are you kidding me?

Tyler Watkins (18:47):


Speaker 6 (18:48):


Sevan Matossian (18:49):

Okay, hold on a second. I want to go.

@coffeepodsnwods (18:52):

I cannot believe the hat

Sevan Matossian (18:53):

One. The time accidentally sent us two hats. We only ordered one. So my husband reached out to let them know they accidentally sent us two. So they charged him for the second hat. There’s no way. I can’t believe that story.

Speaker 6 (19:05):

And the

Sevan Matossian (19:05):

PayPal one is even better, honestly. Oh shit. Alright. Well this story’s dead in the water Blade Walker. You got to read the fine print. The shirts were meant for 2024 games.

Speaker 6 (19:18):

When Noble’s not the title sponsor, you’ll get your shirt.

Sevan Matossian (19:21):

Is there any proof of that? Do we know that that contract only went to 2023? Or are we just speculating that because they’re hurt so bad, they’re struggling?

Speaker 6 (19:30):

There’s no fucking way. There’s no way.

Sevan Matossian (19:35):

No. We knew it

@coffeepodsnwods (19:36):

Was 2023. Right? We knew it was ending. This was the last noble year, right?

Tyler Watkins (19:40):

I don’t know what more writing on the wall you needed besides the fact that there was no writing on the wall at semifinals.

Speaker 6 (19:49):

There’s no writing on the shirts either.

Sevan Matossian (19:51):

Meaning they didn’t have a strong presence of semifinals. Hey, did they respond to Abigail DOT’s father regarding the, I

Speaker 6 (20:03):

Don’t know. Okay. Anytime I’ve seen responses on social media, it looks like an autoresponder. Please dmm us your info. And that’s the only responses that are ever in there.

Sevan Matossian (20:17):

Well, they did mandate that their employees get the injection. Maybe half their staff got myocarditis and couldn’t make it to work


When they’re struggling. Now it’s a conspiracy theory. My dad got his jersey the other day and it had huge holes in it. Can I see what other comments there are? Man? Man. Oh man. Chandler Smith’s mom personally approached me while I was working in the retail tent for Noble, stating that Noah Olson’s mom was furious. She did not receive her jersey by the time the game started. Especially it being his last year competing in individuals. This is wild that Noble is not holding up their end of the bargain. Here’s the thing, have they made a public statement? I could understand if maybe they had some sort of real issue. Have they said anything?

Caleb Beaver (21:04):


Speaker 6 (21:05):

I think they’re also having financial issues. None of the athletes have gotten paid.

Sevan Matossian (21:10):


Tyler Watkins (21:11):

Travis would actually know this. That’s

Speaker 6 (21:12):


Tyler Watkins (21:13):

I used to work for a merchandise company. Isn’t there a law that you have two to three weeks to send out their product? I feel like that’s a thing.

Sevan Matossian (21:21):

There probably is

Speaker 6 (21:24):

No idea. I just know I had issues with the no rep shirts getting sent out and I just sent everybody an email, said, Hey, things are delayed. I mean, it’s not hard.

Sevan Matossian (21:35):

Mike Ser people

Tyler Watkins (21:35):

Are always super courteous when it comes to that stuff too. If you let ’em know.

Speaker 6 (21:40):


Sevan Matossian (21:41):

Mike Ser, I ordered a set of 45 plates from Rogue and they sent me three plates for the price of two. Please no one say anything. No problem.

Tyler Watkins (21:50):

Same thing. Shout

Speaker 6 (21:51):

Out. Yeah. Anytime I’ve screwed up, I just tell people, okay, Merry Christmas. Gift it to somebody.

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

Mike Ssur. I

Speaker 6 (21:58):

Ordered. I don’t ask em to return it.

Sevan Matossian (22:00):

I ordered one Merton’s jersey. It arrived the Saturday afternoon of the games.

Caleb Beaver (22:07):

That’s probably the closest thing to on time. You’re going to get.

Speaker 6 (22:10):

Yep. But there’s athletes in there. There’s athlete families in there that are talking about, so Ariel was one, Nick Matthews one. There’s other athletes who didn’t even have a shirt as an option.

Sevan Matossian (22:26):

I wonder if they have that same problem.

Speaker 6 (22:27):

It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (22:27):

I wonder if they’re having that same problem at the N F L or if the fact is that they put all their resources over there and kind of fuck you to the games.

Speaker 6 (22:36):

I made that comment today. How did no bolting, they’re going to handle the N F L or the P G A or have they just given up and they don’t give a shit on CrossFit. You can’t handle a tiny sport.

Tyler Watkins (22:53):

Sometimes you’re building the parachute before you or while you fall and sometimes you don’t build it fast enough and now they’re hitting the ground.

Sevan Matossian (22:59):

That’s a Southern saying. Pedro, that’s a Southern saying. That one, just so you know, we don’t use that one on the West Coast.

Tyler Watkins (23:05):

Assume everything that Tyler says is sort the saying because it just sounds like

Speaker 6 (23:11):

America written all over it.

Sevan Matossian (23:13):

What about this Travis? Patrick Clark says, Travis, you want to put money on Noble being the title sponsor or not? Does he think it will be?

Speaker 6 (23:22):

I’ll put money on it. Sure.

Sevan Matossian (23:24):

You think it won’t be?

Speaker 6 (23:26):

I don’t think it will be

Sevan Matossian (23:27):


Tyler Watkins (23:28):

Jersey for next. I

Speaker 6 (23:29):

Mean, I fucking hope CrossFit’s looking at some of this stuff going, really? You guys, what are you doing?

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

Shane? Peoples Rogue sent me the wrong color wall ball. Racist. They told me to keep it and they sent me the correct color. Wow.

@coffeepodsnwods (23:51):

My father-in-law ordered this wasn’t rogue, but my father-in-law ordered a rower. It wasn’t concept either because wheat pour, well, he’s not, he’s actually quite rich, but ordered a rower. The rower came and it was a clicking noise in it and he messaged them and said there was clicking. They were like, okay, we’ll send you another one. He’s like, okay, what do I do with this one? Do you guys want to come and get it? And they were like, no, if you can get it to us, we’ll take it back. Don’t worry about it. So he just says two.

Speaker 6 (24:19):

Damn damn, who is this? I got to order one

@coffeepodsnwods (24:24):

Black box.

Sevan Matossian (24:29):

And Kelly Vindicates customer service is second to none. Quick response. Take responsibility. Even when not his fault. He gave me a free shirt when he didn’t think he cro mine good enough. All I had to do was send a nude of my wife. Shit.

@coffeepodsnwods (24:43):

Wow. Easy trade.

Speaker 6 (24:44):

That might’ve been the wife. Why would you say that?

Sevan Matossian (24:47):

Don’t ruin my story. Don’t ruin my story.

Speaker 6 (24:50):

I appreciate

Sevan Matossian (24:51):

That. Will Branstetter. I don’t think that games cares. Cross the games cares if the company can’t mail out T-shirts fast enough. As long as they got the fastest check. Yeah. I mean, yep. I agree. I agree.

Speaker 6 (25:05):

That was my juicy topic. But yes, you guys’ shirts, presale ends in an hour. So get on at people.

Sevan Matossian (25:13):

Oh, for what? Oh, oh,

Speaker 6 (25:16):

For your latest, latest shirt and Tyler’s. Travis and your shirt.

Sevan Matossian (25:22):

Buy Tyler’s. Yeah. I bought Tyler Travis’ shirt. Pedro. Look. Caleb’s not even doing his job. Pedro, look at that.

@coffeepodsnwods (25:28):

I bought Tylers. Thanks. I brought you. I’m talking so you have time to work Caleb. I bought Tylers. We, there we go. Look at that.

Sevan Matossian (25:38):

Wow. Let me see that Game day Jersey. Wow.

@coffeepodsnwods (25:42):

Those are coming out

Speaker 6 (25:43):

For crash too. Jerseys are new.

Sevan Matossian (25:45):

Wow. Those look nice.

Speaker 6 (25:47):

Yep. Love jerseys for crash.

Sevan Matossian (25:49):

Why 16? What’s that mean?

Speaker 6 (25:52):

It was the year vindicate became official. It

@coffeepodsnwods (25:55):

Says it on. Really? I didn’t know

Sevan Matossian (25:57):

That. It does.

Speaker 6 (25:58):

Yep. Oh, so working on, Hey I That’s not streamlining that a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (26:06):

I bet you I need an extra large to fit my lats in that. Definitely.

Speaker 6 (26:09):

No you don’t. I wear a fucking large 200 pounds

Sevan Matossian (26:13):

And I know exactly. I’m built like fucking SpongeBob Squarepants. And then that thing’s, extra large thing’s going to come past my knees.

@coffeepodsnwods (26:20):

Does it come in an extra large body with extra a small trap space

Sevan Matossian (26:27):

Lat, extra large lat space tapered

Speaker 6 (26:31):

Caleb will wearing, it’ll be a crop top because he’s fucking tall.

Sevan Matossian (26:34):

Patrick Clark. That’s Noble’s business. Not CrossFits. As long as Noble still pays them the three mil for the price purse, they’re good to go. I agree. I disagree. I know, but just disagree.

Speaker 6 (26:46):

Percent disagree.

Sevan Matossian (26:48):

But you know what’s cool is then people can buy vindicate stuff. Like, hey fine, let them pay the athletes the prize money. We’ll keep poo-pooing on them. They can keep supporting dumb shit like they do. Wow. That’s beautiful. And what’s 23 stand for? Is that Michael Jordan’s number?

@coffeepodsnwods (27:06):

It’s the fucking

Speaker 6 (27:06):

Year. It’s the year stuck in 2023. Crucible. Well that’s the actual crash jerseys.

Sevan Matossian (27:15):

Look at me Fucking

Speaker 6 (27:16):

So working on streamlining those to be able to make ’em available for others. They’re a process. So

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

Yeah, I could tell you feel horrible not having a c e o. And it’s okay. I wasn’t going to say anything to you on there. I was going to text you a later.

Speaker 6 (27:30):

I was surprised you didn’t look at it and poo at

Sevan Matossian (27:31):

It. No, I like

Speaker 6 (27:32):

It. Travis, where’s my football jersey?

Sevan Matossian (27:34):

The dude? Are you kidding me? That’s brilliant. Who gets that money? Is that Travis gets that?

Tyler Watkins (27:41):

Yeah. Travis vindicate.

Speaker 6 (27:43):

Travis. I’ll talk to Tyler.

Sevan Matossian (27:46):


Speaker 6 (27:46):

Who says, who says he’s

Sevan Matossian (27:48):

Going to be top five? Who says that I did good? Me too. I’m on that.

@coffeepodsnwods (27:53):

Do you have to use, is that public use that image or how does that

Sevan Matossian (27:57):

Work? No. Fuck no.

Speaker 6 (27:59):

No, that’s free reign.

Tyler Watkins (28:01):


Sevan Matossian (28:02):

That’s not free reign. What are you talking

Speaker 6 (28:03):

About? Yeah. Yeah. If you turn it into a character, you can do whatever you want.

Tyler Watkins (28:10):

That’s a rule.

Speaker 6 (28:10):

That’s why. Yeah. That’s why Barbell Voodoo can get away with all their shirts.

Sevan Matossian (28:16):

So Patrick Clark thinks Noble is going to be the sponsor next year.

Tyler Watkins (28:24):

He’s out of his

Speaker 6 (28:24):

Mind. He had a lot of pissed off people. I think

Tyler Watkins (28:26):

He’s lost his Seriously though.

Sevan Matossian (28:30):

That dude’s got good intel. That dude’s got good intel. I believe it.

Speaker 6 (28:33):

I was going to say, he knows more than I do. I look at the people and I’m like, they’re going to be pissed. The athletes are going to be pissed. I’ve heard rumblings from Noble sponsored athletes that are not happy.

Tyler Watkins (28:53):

Remember how earlier we were talking about bottom of the barrel reach and borrow a barrel for that joke.

Speaker 6 (29:00):


Sevan Matossian (29:01):

Says, noble put their thumb in my butt without asking and

@coffeepodsnwods (29:08):

Says she likes them.

Sevan Matossian (29:10):

Dude, I called someone, made an appointment, lowered my pants, and asked them to stick their finger in my butt. How would that

Tyler Watkins (29:17):

Paid for it?

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

Even worse? Yeah. Noble did it without asking. You should be thankful. Okay, thank you Travis.

Speaker 6 (29:22):

Alright, moving on. People are going to start saying 1999.

Sevan Matossian (29:25):

Yeah, no one even said anything up on you. You did good. That’s a first.

Speaker 6 (29:29):

Nice. Okay. Alright guys. Bye. Later.

Sevan Matossian (29:32):

Oh look, chase can’t come on but he can sit there and comment. Good job dickhead. Look at this fine looking lineup of man meat. Alright, that’s fine. If you’re going to do say that you’re exempt. Tyson Bet. Great clip on the Talking Elite Fitness Instagram account. Follow, subscribe, like whatever. Now Tyson, before we started growing the hair out, long given Mad love to.

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