Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Swear to you. It’s there. Bam. We’re live. It’s there. Heather. Heather, it’s there.
Matthew Souza (00:05):
Somebody there already watched it.
Sevan Matossian (00:07):
Oh yeah.
Matthew Souza (00:10):
Oh it’s
Sevan Matossian (00:11):
There. It’s there. It’s there. Hey,
Matthew Souza (00:19):
Text him.
Sevan Matossian (00:20):
I want to give, I think we should give two Brain business links to all the shows like a week before they came out, come out so they can give it to all their employees.
Matthew Souza (00:33):
Oh, for sure.
Sevan Matossian (00:34):
You like that? Yeah.
Matthew Souza (00:35):
I love
Sevan Matossian (00:35):
That. Okay.
Matthew Souza (00:36):
Without them, without peptides, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Sevan Matossian (00:40):
Okay. Oh, okay, good. Alright.
Matthew Souza (00:44):
Yeah. Mad love for them Two Brain business ca peptides. So, so good to us.
Sevan Matossian (00:50):
So I got this idea, or maybe it was your idea.
Matthew Souza (00:55):
It’s probably your idea.
Sevan Matossian (00:59):
Friday night.
Matthew Souza (01:01):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (01:02):
Three weeks in a row.
Matthew Souza (01:04):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (01:06):
Taylor Self versus the World it week won Taylor versus Colton. Week two. Taylor versus dLAN. Week three. Taylor versus James Sprague.
Matthew Souza (01:17):
Awesome.
Sevan Matossian (01:19):
Back up quarterback Jason Hopper. In case one of those dudes can’t make it. Or maybe we bring Jason in one week too if he wants to come in. Fuck it. He talks some good shit, right?
Matthew Souza (01:30):
Yeah. Yeah. Dude, those guys micd up doing the open workout.
Sevan Matossian (01:34):
Look it. Can I make a shirt? Fuck. We would be honored. Wait, no. Oh, there. Can I make a shirt? Yeah. Hell yeah,
Matthew Souza (01:43):
Dude. That’d be awesome. Oh, there Taylor. Taylor
Sevan Matossian (01:46):
Renolds. Oh, so can I be here if I haven’t watched behind this? No, no, not at all.
Matthew Souza (01:51):
Lots of spoiler
Sevan Matossian (01:52):
Alert. No Latin American people and No. Yeah, you can watch it. Yeah, you can be here. Of course you can. This is a show strictly for the victim class. Hey. Oh shoot. Jeremy’s saying we should. Okay guys, this show’s over. We’re moving the show to seven 30 because Jeremy World can’t see it until seven 30.
Matthew Souza (02:14):
Ah,
Sevan Matossian (02:15):
Okay. We’re not going to ruin anything for you. This, the purpose of this show is not to ruin it for people, it’s to make people feel bad who aren’t members yet. That’s it. Like Sean Sullivan, like, Hey, what’s up Sean? Like you. Yeah, that’s it. This is promo. Is Brian a friend? What the fuck Is Brian Friend doing a show at the same time? I hope so. There’s stuff for everybody.
Matthew Souza (02:44):
It’s abundant out there.
Sevan Matossian (02:47):
Esteban, I have to say you look 10 years older with your haircut and your beard nicely groomed. Thank you. Glasses off. Glasses on. Okay. Who gives a fuck how old I look?
Matthew Souza (03:01):
You look good. Fuck.
Sevan Matossian (03:02):
Like a rockstar. I’m just excited. I’m just excited. Adrian Bosman. Dave Castro. I’m going to go through the list of people. I don’t give a fuck about Justin. Who said that? God, you know what I was thinking the last couple of years have been tough for Justin L. Franco, Justin Berg and Justin Madero.
Matthew Souza (03:25):
Yeah. 2023 wasn’t great, huh?
Sevan Matossian (03:29):
I was actually thinking that Pedro, you know how someone who does Shark Week?
Matthew Souza (03:35):
Oh, discovery Channel.
Sevan Matossian (03:36):
Discovery Channel. Thank you. Coffee Pods and wads. You can see now. Pedro. Justin week Monday. Justin L. Franco. Wednesday. Justin Burr. Friday. Justin Madero.
Matthew Souza (03:49):
Nice.
Sevan Matossian (03:53):
If you don’t do it, Pedro, I’m going to do it. Oh, I got a shirt today from Pedro.
Matthew Souza (03:59):
Oh, he did? Cool.
Sevan Matossian (04:04):
This is my wool cap from Filson
Matthew Souza (04:07):
Name drop there.
Sevan Matossian (04:08):
I have it on backwards. Yeah, probably it’s $110
Matthew Souza (04:13):
Little something. No big deal. No big deal. Not these days.
Sevan Matossian (04:16):
Yeah, no five members. I think of everything in terms of members today I filled up my gas tank. I put in three members. Oh my goodness.
Matthew Souza (04:29):
Local coffee shop. That’s a member.
Sevan Matossian (04:31):
I don’t think very many people can beat Justin Madero up.
Matthew Souza (04:35):
No,
Sevan Matossian (04:36):
I don’t think so.
Matthew Souza (04:36):
That’s not a fight I would get in.
Sevan Matossian (04:38):
I’m not saying I’m not that Lazar can’t hold his own. It’s going to go to the ground and Justin’s going to do some weird shit to you.
Matthew Souza (04:47):
He was a wrestler. Guys, don’t forget.
Sevan Matossian (04:49):
Yeah, he takes Ellie when he wants to. There’s no one stops him. He could take any, he could have Cole Gray Shaver. Did you see that shot at 1249 with the bike seat posted? Stuck right in Gray. Shaver’s ass. That is so inappropriate. We’ll not tolerate that kind of editing. That was crazy
Matthew Souza (05:12):
Or perfectly appropriate.
Sevan Matossian (05:14):
Who filmed that? Is that me doing that? Just perving out? There’s going to have to ask that I not show up and do the behind the scenes next year.
Matthew Souza (05:22):
Who were you interviewing when you panned over to that?
Sevan Matossian (05:25):
He’s such a pervert. The way he films the Girls Anne Gray shaver’s ass. Oh look, this guy put a little accent over my name. This vo.
Matthew Souza (05:36):
Oh, here we go,
Sevan Matossian (05:38):
Patrick. Oh, money shot. Yeah. Crazy, crazy, crazy. His shorts, I know this isn’t going to go over well, but whatever his shorts say. Get that shot of me.
Matthew Souza (05:55):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (05:56):
6 4 2 CrossFit, lean, mean Fighting machine. Yeah. Gray Shaver. Yeah, it’s a big boy. Big juicy butt. But there’s a, you got to see it. 1248. I can’t even tell you. 1248. Scroll to 1248.
Matthew Souza (06:09):
You don’t want me to bring it up on here, do you? They got to,
Sevan Matossian (06:11):
Nah, nah, nah, that’s too crass. That’s too crass right here. You can bring in some other stuff. It’s too hot
Matthew Souza (06:16):
For tv.
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
Do you want to bring up that clip from Kettlebells and Cocktails? The satire clip or no? Did you ever watch that?
Matthew Souza (06:29):
I did watch that after we talked about it. I bought
Sevan Matossian (06:34):
Is that satire? Where’s Caleb? We need a poll.
Matthew Souza (06:43):
Does the audience know what we’re talking about?
Sevan Matossian (06:44):
Should we play it? No. Do you guys want to see something pretty wild? You have to cue it up just perfectly right at that.
Matthew Souza (06:52):
Can you play it from the clip? That was that?
Sevan Matossian (06:56):
Yeah. Someone put it in the thread at the exact, hold on. I think I can find it really
Matthew Souza (07:00):
Easy. I have trouble bringing those up without screwing it up.
Sevan Matossian (07:04):
The Tier Waap Palooza games. I know we’re going to, oh, here it is. Okay. This is not what this show is about, but someone showed me this today. Can you set up a poll? Yeah. Okay. I could
Matthew Souza (07:17):
Do,
Sevan Matossian (07:18):
I want to apologize in advance to Nikki and Joe if this is not satire and if this is satire. Joe, I would love to have you on the show
(07:28):
Regularly, a five minute piece. If this is satire, I would love to just have you on regularly and do this on the show. This is wild. Okay. I’m not sure what this is actually, hold on. This is on the Kettlebells and Cocktails YouTube page and it’s called The Weekly Buzz with reporter Nicole Nikki. Nikki Brazer. She’s also in this episode of the Behind the Scenes interviewing Emma Lawson and I saw her throughout the weekend doing the behind the scenes. She’s working her ass off and I did meet Joe and I met his lovely girlfriend or his lovely wife, but today someone sent me this and the only piece that I’ve, they didn’t send me this YouTube clip. They sent me a clip of this, but I’m dying to know if this is, oh wait, what’s this? Kevin Gainey, a Lazar and Justin in a boxing match would kill on members only. Thank you. Okay. I think this might be, well, did you set up a poll? I
Matthew Souza (08:37):
Got the poll ready. Oh shit. Well, Zach with satire and I’ll start it as soon as you play
Sevan Matossian (08:41):
It. If you think this is satire. Yes. If you think this is real. No. Okay, here we go. Picture there. Yeah.
Niki Brazier (08:49):
Yeah. Who are sort of some of the names that we haven’t been focusing on as much, but
Sevan Matossian (08:54):
Yeah.
Joe Genetin-Pilawa (08:55):
Well, Colton Mertons is one who showed up for me and maybe he was out there before. Just for you Joe, just for you. Gemma Harris. James Sprague competing on the individual.
Sevan Matossian (09:10):
Was that just an edit?
Matthew Souza (09:12):
Yeah, it was leader
Joe Genetin-Pilawa (09:16):
Board. Luke Parker. Nick. I think we knew Nick Matthew actually. Sam Corn, so a lot of folks there. I did see that. Unless I think that Travis Meyer.
Sevan Matossian (09:33):
What was that? Joe’s Joe is the guy in charge of the morning Chalkup. He’s taken over. He’s the head honcho over there.
Joe Genetin-Pilawa (09:43):
Dropped off the individual leaderboard but has stayed on the team leaderboard. Okay. Okay, good. I was going to say we have,
Sevan Matossian (09:50):
Okay, good. What? That was like 30 seconds of just like what the fuck just happened. Please tell me that satire
Matthew Souza (10:00):
Laura Horvath just popped on my radar. I think
Niki Brazier (10:02):
Couldn’t seen him compete in a while because he was injured and then had some struggles, so that would’ve been great to see. But yes,
Sevan Matossian (10:09):
If, oh shit, if he did have a stroke. I apologize if you guys ever see me doing that. Someone call my girlfriend someone has to do an intervention. Is that what that’s called? Someone text my wife better than l Franco at what if it was satire? It’s brilliant,
Matthew Souza (10:32):
A dry sense of humor.
Sevan Matossian (10:38):
He’s too stoned. I don’t think that’s stoned. That’s something weird happened in editor or something. It’s garbled. It is more like a stroke, but I thought it would be funny if I had that guy come on for five minutes and I interviewed him and Caleb was nice to him, but I made fun of him because he stuttered. He was just a garbled mess. You know what I mean? The whole time. What did you say? Shut the fuck. What? Chevon shot of the girls brushing a dirt off each other’s butts has been on repeat. Oh, is that what they were doing? I was wondering what was going on.
Matthew Souza (11:08):
I don’t remember that shot. How’d that sneak in there?
Sevan Matossian (11:12):
Yeah, it’s the only old perverts to see that shot, man. I think that dude might be actually good at pronouncing names. I think it’s just like something happened to him or something. Maybe it’s freezing. Was that clip satire? Yes. No. Oh, okay. I’m in the minority again. I’m part of the marginalized class. I think it probably was satire.
Matthew Souza (11:35):
We’ll check back in later to see how many more votes pop up here.
Sevan Matossian (11:39):
This poll is sponsored by Fergie for 4 99. U2 can sponsor a poll. Hey, we should do that. Does anyone want put up a poll? 49 99 for a poll.
Matthew Souza (11:49):
Hey, you put in your what you want the pole to be and then yes or no and put in the super chat. There’s a chance we’ll put it up.
Sevan Matossian (11:56):
How many polls can you do run Simultaneously.
Matthew Souza (12:00):
Simultaneously? I don’t know, but I know. I think we could just keep doing them. Let’s
Sevan Matossian (12:04):
Find out. Once you go black, you never go back. Jeffrey Burchfield, I’m with you. S Yes. That’s got to be satire, but it would be a great, I want the show to be Sesame Street and have different characters and if he wants to do stuttering, Joe, that would be dope. Someone said that he would be offended if I asked. I don’t think he would be. He’s a professional. He understands
Matthew Souza (12:27):
He can handle
Sevan Matossian (12:28):
Professionals here.
Matthew Souza (12:29):
One poll at a time, but we could close and open as many as we’d like.
Sevan Matossian (12:34):
I did the assault bike today, did like 115 calories in 10 minutes and then I did 10 calories. 145 pound bench press for seven reps, 10 rounds.
Matthew Souza (12:50):
Nice.
Sevan Matossian (12:52):
Just chilling.
Matthew Souza (12:54):
Just go through zone two pace on that.
Sevan Matossian (12:57):
Zone two. My mental health
Matthew Souza (12:58):
Pace. Yeah. Good. Good.
Sevan Matossian (13:06):
Adrian, this is oh, oh. Episode three for Behind the Scenes is out from members. This is a show where we make you feel bad if you don’t have a membership and we’re going to go through all the names of the people. That’s Matt Tusa, the executive producer for the Sevan podcast, and joining us today will be s Leaky. Adrian Bosman is in it. Dave Castro, Nicole Christensen. There were some volunteers. Dave UBank, Chuck Carswell’s in it quite a bit. No social media for Chuck.
Matthew Souza (13:35):
It’s weird. He’s just off the radar.
Sevan Matossian (13:38):
No social media
Matthew Souza (13:39):
For Chuck. I wonder what he does when he takes poop. Great question.
Sevan Matossian (13:45):
Hey, I’m going to ask him that. Behind the scenes next year.
Matthew Souza (13:47):
Yeah, he’s got an old school magazine. Magazine rack next to it or
Sevan Matossian (13:52):
Whatever. Yeah. Will you remind me of that question? That’s good. Hey, that’s just a great question for me to ask everyone. Do you social media when you poop?
Matthew Souza (14:00):
I just assume that’s like for me, that’s either social media or That’s the thread. That’s the thread check.
Sevan Matossian (14:07):
I love it. The more I see of Adrian Bosman, the more I like the dude. Kenneth Dela. Yeah, he’s
Matthew Souza (14:13):
Cool. Oh yeah, yeah. Adrian’s a
Sevan Matossian (14:15):
Good dude. Sean Rocket, the orthopedic surgeon who’s been there since the dawn of time. No, not Playboy Magazine on the toilet. The toilet’s. The last place you want a hard on. A hard on is so unmanageable when you’re sitting on the toilet. Some people are saying some disgusting stuff in the chat. Clean it up guys. Clean it up.
Matthew Souza (14:40):
Wow. Come on. Come on.
Sevan Matossian (14:43):
A fe coffee. Adorable. I was actually thinking I should go through here and probably some these people, I should send them links so they can see themselves in the show.
Matthew Souza (14:54):
Oh, like send ’em their episode? Yeah. Yeah, that’d be good. Grace recognized FI’s voice from, I was watching in the other room and she’s like, is that Fi? And I was like, yeah, how the fuck did you know that? Wow. She’s like, she just has the voice. I don’t know. I can remember.
Sevan Matossian (15:08):
No, no, I don’t do any poop or butt stuff, se you never got a Blumkin? No.
Matthew Souza (15:15):
What?
Sevan Matossian (15:16):
No, no. The dock crew. The dock crew is in the film. You can see the dock crew. I don’t think the dock is out yet. I haven’t heard anything about it.
Matthew Souza (15:29):
I don’t think we’ll ever see it.
Sevan Matossian (15:31):
Fair enough. Ariel Lowen.
Matthew Souza (15:37):
I gave a spoil alert on last time because I got my episodes mixed up. Did
Sevan Matossian (15:41):
You see when I was filming with Ariel Lowen? Sidney Wells was ion in the camera. Yeah.
Matthew Souza (15:49):
Did you end up ever having to have a moment with her talking with her?
Sevan Matossian (15:51):
No. Sydney, you could be a star. I’ve dmd you.
Matthew Souza (15:54):
It’s kind of interesting with the Well sisters, right? I feel like there’s no real reason why they haven’t been on the show, aren’t friends of the show, but they’re kind of not.
Sevan Matossian (16:04):
No, I like both of them a lot. I like both of ’em a lot. I think most people are afraid to interview Brook Wells.
Matthew Souza (16:10):
Why? She gets snappy or something.
Sevan Matossian (16:12):
No, she can be hard to interview.
Matthew Souza (16:14):
Oh, not for you. You interviewed Olivia Ker Center. You’re good to go.
Sevan Matossian (16:19):
Yeah, I would’ve totally uplift her. I don’t know why. I’ve DMed both of ’em like three accounts back. I DMed them.
Matthew Souza (16:27):
Maybe they DMM back and Hey,
Sevan Matossian (16:29):
I’m not going to ask you if you only date black guys exclusively or what your thoughts are on the vaccine or anything like that. I’m going to be cool to you. No one gets ambushed on the show. It’s all good. It’s good. I take the temperature. I take your temperature and we just slow roll. I’m not even really a real journalist. I’m not even that good. I let the other people dictate. I play the idiot, the bad cop and the bully, and I make you look good. I just shoot shots close to the basket and let you dunk. You can dunk all day.
Matthew Souza (17:09):
And the reason why I said Olivia Curse that it wasn’t a dig at her. It was because
Sevan Matossian (17:13):
Very difficult to interview, very difficult.
Matthew Souza (17:15):
She’s like a, well, she’s probably 17, 16-year-old girl that’s super excited and also really kind shy and trying to figure it out and still made that way. She was way
Sevan Matossian (17:22):
Easier to interview the first time I interviewed her than the second time. After she spent a year at Proven with Brooke Wells, she became exceedingly more difficult to interview, which was kind of weird, right?
Matthew Souza (17:33):
Yeah. I wonder if they do a media thing there. They train you a little bit.
Sevan Matossian (17:38):
Kenneth Dela. You do make every guest look amazing. Savon. Thank you. I humbly say I know, but I will say this. Sometimes it pisses me off how good that they look on the show and at the end I get off, I’m like, fuck sus, I can’t stand that guest. And then you guys fell in love with him. I’m like, some of
Matthew Souza (17:52):
Or for me. I’m like, that was awesome. That was so good. And you’re like, really? I thought it was terrible. I’m like, what? I thought you loved them. Like it is fine.
Sevan Matossian (18:02):
I like it when someone comes on the show and I’m just sweating balls, asking ’em questions, just working my ass off. And then afterwards they call me and they’re like, man, that show is great. People really like me. You should have me on again. I’m like, oh fuck. Fucking pulled my taint interviewing you. I stress so hard.
Matthew Souza (18:22):
That’s why now you guys know why his back hurts so much from carrying all these guests around. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:26):
Yeah. I do want to have the, no, I don’t think they’re stuck up, Brooke. Well, seems to have gotten stuck up. I think that she’s really shy.
Matthew Souza (18:34):
I think so too. I think that could be maybe perceived as that way, but I
Sevan Matossian (18:38):
Feel like Yeah, I think they’re really shy and timid. Yeah.
Matthew Souza (18:40):
Yeah. But when you see her interact with other people and stuff, I don’t get that feeling at all.
Sevan Matossian (18:44):
But then again, I don’t know her.
Matthew Souza (18:46):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:47):
Can we call cold call Laura again soon. Soon. It’s coming soon. You know who’s in next week’s show is Rich. I saw a clip. Did you see it?
Matthew Souza (19:00):
Yeah, I saw the clip
Sevan Matossian (19:03):
And I think he’s in quite a few shows.
Matthew Souza (19:07):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (19:08):
Ariel alone, Hebrew and Mars, the buttery bros. You get to see them in action. Marcus McLean. He was the country manager for Germany. I lost the eraser to my pencil. Oh. He was the country manager for Germany, but I don’t think he is anymore, but he’s one of my favorites. He’s working. He’s working the bike event. Good dude. Marcus McClain. Marcus McClain actually was on the CrossFit podcast
(19:40):
And in that episode he tells me a story about being attacked by the Taliban and you want to hear what’s crazy. The videos of his fight with the Taliban are on YouTube. Whoa. So we showed them on the show. They’re just from security cameras all over the base. The Taliban attacked his base that he was in. I wonder if there’s anyone here in the chat who remembers that show. So we actually went to the YouTube station. We showed the battle between him and the Taliban, and he was driving in a car on the base and a bullet went into his car into the backseat of his headrest and missed his brain by a quarter of an inch, and I think it turned him into a man of faith. Yeah. There we are. Wow. Crazy Susa. There he is talking about the attack bat. Shit. Crazy, right?
Matthew Souza (20:30):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (20:30):
Yeah, that guy’s in the video. Look at that. Yeah.
Matthew Souza (20:34):
That setup was cool. The
Sevan Matossian (20:35):
Tv, excuse me. Excuse me, Hector. It’s not Waap Palooza. It’s Tear Waap Palooza. Come on, Seon. Did you see Tear Waap Palooza Mayhem teams Name 20 Burpees Hector. It’s Tier Waap Palooza Mayhem teams name Sle. Mac is one of the best humans. I know Jesus. Slinky knows everybody.
Matthew Souza (21:01):
Sy knows everyone. I wanted to show you something. Hey, check this out. You think that I
Sevan Matossian (21:08):
Should be Listen, bury Macco in yourself.
Matthew Souza (21:16):
Bury Macco in yourself.
Sevan Matossian (21:19):
Tear Band Rad. Dude. They paid it’s tier Waap Palooza. They paid to be the fucking sponsor. Why would they let another shoe company there? This isn’t the fucking Seon podcast where you just bring everyone in and love on everyone. All boats make all tides lift up more boats and tides. It’s not like that in their business. Yeah,
Matthew Souza (21:40):
They got contracts and shit.
Sevan Matossian (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain’t the seven podcast where he’s just giving handies to everyone.
Matthew Souza (21:50):
Hey, check it out. You think I was influenced by your show early on?
Sevan Matossian (21:54):
Damn Coach. Jesse’s interview at CrossFit Livermore podcast.
Matthew Souza (22:00):
But the setup, dude, I straight ripped your exact setup.
Sevan Matossian (22:03):
God, I love it. Look at that first aid kit. That’s virtue signaling. Look at Susan Virtue signaling.
Matthew Souza (22:11):
She got my a D back there.
Sevan Matossian (22:15):
God, I just love this. Savons Barn has an Instagram account. I started following it.
Matthew Souza (22:20):
No, it doesn’t really,
Sevan Matossian (22:22):
By the way, guys, there’s so many of you. I’ve been trying to follow that. They just won’t let me follow. I can only follow four or five a day. So anyone who’s like, I can’t believe he doesn’t follow me. I think I tried to follow Vindicate yesterday and they’re like, sorry, you reached your max.
Matthew Souza (22:37):
They got you on the short leash over there at ig, huh?
Sevan Matossian (22:41):
Hey, at 51 years old, there are some Chevy stories that come up once every three shows. Just imagine when I’m 61, it’s going to be like every show. You don’t follow me. Yeah, I would. If I saw your shit pop up, I’d follow you. I think I follow Cave. Yeah. I’m okay with fucking them. Banning rad. Fuck all those guys. Anyway, those guys are all stupid for not sponsoring this podcast. Anyone who’s not sponsoring this podcast, go fuck yourself. You’re stupid. And I don’t mean that just because I want your money. You just are stupid.
Matthew Souza (23:15):
What else do you do with your time?
Sevan Matossian (23:18):
There’s one pair of shoes that tier just came out with that I would really like to try. I would really like to try them. I suspect I won’t like them, but it sure looks like I would love them.
Matthew Souza (23:34):
Should we give ’em some love? Should we show it on the site
Sevan Matossian (23:37):
Tier Waap Pza? Sure, sure.
Matthew Souza (23:39):
Waap literally says it on their website. You
Sevan Matossian (23:40):
Used to follow my business account on one of my old accounts.
(23:47):
Not those. I tried on a pair of their shoes and they were absolutely horrible. But then I saw this pair of shoes. Oh, that’s it. That’s it. I really want to try those Now, don’t get me wrong. I know that they’re hideous looking, but the thought of those actually working in me liking those, that new Drop Zero Barefoot trainer, this one. I would just wear those every day. I only train barefoot, barefoot trainer. You’re a dipshit. Just train barefoot. But that looks like a dope shoe. I can’t stand the color, but man, the shape and the Velcro. I love all that. You think those actually are good?
Matthew Souza (24:24):
I don’t know. Let
Sevan Matossian (24:25):
Me read the reviews on those real quick. Lemme just see the, I’m not going to buy any shoes. That’s the thing. Okay. Comfy. Oh, oh God. That feels fake as fuck, doesn’t it?
Matthew Souza (24:38):
Comfy?
Sevan Matossian (24:39):
Just all that. All that seems fake.
Matthew Souza (24:42):
Yeah, because this is the only review. I trust the four star.
Sevan Matossian (24:46):
Yeah. Why did you only give it a four star?
Matthew Souza (24:48):
I don’t know, but I trust it end on Christmas Day. That’s a bot.
Sevan Matossian (24:54):
How about this one? Oh, that’s
Matthew Souza (24:56):
Interesting. All on Christmas day or Christmas
Sevan Matossian (24:57):
Day. How about this one? They even fit with my bunion
Matthew Souza (25:02):
Right here.
Sevan Matossian (25:03):
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, those shoes look amazing. Tierra is very narrow. Yeah, but not these, this is the nano two cut right here. Yeah, look at that. This is that military cut shoe. That’s that format. I forget what it’s called.
Matthew Souza (25:19):
That’s that wide sole. They got all black pair.
Sevan Matossian (25:26):
They do?
Matthew Souza (25:27):
Yeah. Hold on.
Sevan Matossian (25:28):
No, I don’t think they do.
Matthew Souza (25:30):
They do. They do. I just saw it right here.
Sevan Matossian (25:32):
Oh shit. Wow.
Matthew Souza (25:34):
Yeah. See, now you’re in business. Lemme see that.
Sevan Matossian (25:37):
Hey, what’s the biggest size they have that in? Do they have that in a 14?
Matthew Souza (25:40):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (25:41):
Lemme see
Matthew Souza (25:42):
Right here. Oh, weird. Doesn’t show you the dropdown menu on the shared screen.
Sevan Matossian (25:46):
Oh,
Matthew Souza (25:46):
But they got it. They got all the way from four and a half men to 14.
Sevan Matossian (25:51):
God, those would look crazy in a 14. I have a friend who has a size 14. Hey, that’s the dude that’s my friend with the Giant. Is it?
Matthew Souza (26:00):
Yep. I was just going to ask that, but I thought it was too lame of a joke, but I guess it’s
Sevan Matossian (26:03):
Nope, it’s him. Oh, look at
Matthew Souza (26:05):
That. They got the red and black.
Sevan Matossian (26:06):
Wow.
Matthew Souza (26:07):
Similar. Those Air Jordans.
Sevan Matossian (26:09):
All right. I wear size eight. I’m not a size 14. God, that would be a disaster. So I’m a perfect size eight. Eight looks great. I’m like, I look good.
Matthew Souza (26:24):
Yeah. There’s some shoes that once they get too big, they just look funky.
Sevan Matossian (26:27):
Yeah. These will look crazy big.
Matthew Souza (26:29):
Yeah, those would not look good. Big
Sevan Matossian (26:33):
Gabe, you can’t think of it as $150. You have to think of it as seven members.
Matthew Souza (26:41):
Can I buy this? How many
Sevan Matossian (26:42):
Members it? Avi 10. You’re out of your mind. Yeah. Thought about. I thought about buying them a switch today. I’m like, God, it’s 10 members now. Okay. Marcus McLean. So you can go back and see him. He fought the Taliban. Jason McDonald, his second or third appearance. That’s the Form U ffc fighter, Taylor Self, our very own thumb. Emma Carey. Very, very disturbing scene with Emma Carey. Maybe I shouldn’t send her a copy. Maybe she doesn’t want to read. Captured by yours. Truly? Yeah. Oh, you caught that in the interview with Chris. Oh, good job. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. The interview with Chris is quite, although it’s kind of laughing at a funeral. Yeah. I was like, is it done for her? Yeah. It’s weird and funny but sad. Emma Lawson post-workout, just cramping up like a mofo. Right. It was a great shot because if you look, they’re interviewing her. I think it was Nikki that was interviewing her. And you pull back and she looks so uncomfortable and she’s trying to give the interview, but you could tell she’s just like, and her legs are just seizing. She was on rocking. It’s so
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Deep. It’s so deep. Oh my
Sevan Matossian (27:57):
God. This is actual audio from that interview. You
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Can’t even tell. It’s so deep. You can see how deep it is. Oh my gosh.
Sevan Matossian (28:08):
Anyway, yeah, it was very uncomfortable. Look at Kenneth. The lab auditing my switches seven on another switch. You said you have three. Listen, I bought two switches, but I use the same email on both. Like a dumb fuck. It’s like one of my all time besides losing the one wheel, it’s a parenting low for me. Once you send an email, do a switch, you can never take it off. It’s crazy what scumbags those people are at Nintendo. But anyway, and then I have some knockoff, like $25 video game things from Amazon, but my kids were fighting. I had the switches put away for months and a couple weeks ago it started raining here and my wife pulled them out again. And then today I was like, my kids started fighting over it and I was like, you know what? I should buy another one. But you know what I didn’t said, I put ’em away again. Yeah. Easier to do that, huh? Yeah. Fuck it. Done. Save you some more money too. Yeah. Emma lost Brian friend. Lots of Brian friend Audrey. Get two memberships. Lots of be friendly, lots of Brian friend. Brian friend. Just dropping the wisdom. The wisdom. The wisdom. Good insights. Lots of wisdom. Oh, shut it. I’m not raising an iPad. Kids. Fuck you. No, you can’t factory reset it, dude.
(29:26):
No. Okay. Okay. So lots of Brian friend Nikki, braiser, bra, ears, Nikki Braiser, ant Hayes. Is it an Haynes or Hayes?
Matthew Souza (29:41):
Haynes,
Sevan Matossian (29:41):
Yeah. Aunt Haynes,
Matthew Souza (29:43):
Hayes,
Sevan Matossian (29:43):
Cole Gray. Shaver, front and back.
Matthew Souza (29:48):
Yeah. I was going to say, now we referenced earlier, but
Sevan Matossian (29:51):
Front and back, Cole Gray Shaver,
Matthew Souza (29:53):
Interview
Sevan Matossian (29:55):
Janowski. Lots of Janowski. I asked someone, I said, Hey, what did you think about episode three? They said it was really.
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