Sevan Matossian (00:01):
Am I normally on this side
Matthew Souza (00:04):
Switch back and forth, but yeah, I would say mostly you’re on the left.
Sevan Matossian (00:10):
Bam. We’re live. I want to know the actual difference between the camera lens and avon’s eye level. I’m not sure what that means, but usually what happens, what’s up, dude, by the way, morning, not you. I said hi to you, but I’ll say, hi, what’s up?
(00:32):
Usually what happens is I’m walking around with the camera and I see someone and I just flip it. It’ll be by my side or something, or it’ll be somewhere because it dangles from me. I have two cameras and they’re dangling from me, these leather straps, and I flip it on. I start recording and then I pick it up. I just immediately start recording and pick it up as I walk to them, and I think I’m trying to hold it up high. I’m looking at a screen here, but I’m also trying to engage them like this. So I think the lens is, I think it’s like this, whatever it was, whatever the fuck it was. My shoulders were tired
(01:09):
And I tried to prep. My shoulders were tired. They were tired. It’s like doing a seven pound static hold for hours and hours and hours every day. My shoulders were tired, like numb, tired. It was weird. Oh, look at it. There’s people I don’t even recognize. Angelo Martinez. Oh, shit. I thought that was a drawing. Look at that. Those glasses. It’s awesome to see all those memberships pile into support. Awesome work. Thanks guys. Yeah, it’s kind of, it’s crazy. Cool. I haven’t seen one bad comment. I think you guys are going to like it more and more. I watched episode two yesterday and then again this morning. That’s the first time I’ve seen ’em. That’s the best episode so far.
Matthew Souza (01:51):
Oh, dude. Yes. And the cool part about it is it just keeps going and getting better and better than the drama builds as the competition goes on.
Sevan Matossian (01:58):
Yeah, will said it gets fucking intense. He said it gets way better. Crazy. What’s up, Michael? Mr. Halpin? Hi. Did you double up the peptides during the games? No. You know what happened was I probably should have for the 20 days building up to the games I only ate every other day.
Matthew Souza (02:20):
Oh, that’s right. I forgot. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (02:24):
You did. And I remember seeing a post by, I think it was Danny Spiegel. I saw an interview with her where she said she knew she had an eating disorder when she started going days without eating or eating every other day. I think she said it and I thought to myself, yeah, have a, that sounds right. The eating disorder.
Matthew Souza (02:42):
You’re toggling the line, huh?
Sevan Matossian (02:43):
Yeah, I’d never done that. So basically in 20, yeah, the SEV diet. Thank you. Basically, so I ate one day, didn’t eat one day, and I did that because I wanted to feel more comfortable in my skin and in my clothes at the event, and it worked. I felt great at the event and then at the event. It’s awesome. I can really tend to my eating disorder. There’s no time to eat. So every night I just would go back to the hotel, sit with Caleb and have a margaritas and a steak.
Matthew Souza (03:17):
It’s the jack of feel and then the steak dinner at night.
Sevan Matossian (03:20):
Did we ever eat two steaks, Caleb, like me and you? Did we ever order two?
Caleb Beaver (03:24):
No. I think it was usually just one, but we would always get an appetizer with
Sevan Matossian (03:27):
It. We would. Okay. Like chicken wings or something. Oh yeah. I’m going to miss that place. That’s
Matthew Souza (03:35):
Right. We’ll go back.
Sevan Matossian (03:38):
Oh, please, Audrey, you were hot at the games. That is not true. I want to believe that. But someone the other day said, I look like an Italian bag lady. And that’s pretty much stuck. That pretty much stuck. I wonder if that’s why it got a haircut. I wonder if that one got too close to home. You have any mirrors in your house, you guys? Yeah.
Matthew Souza (04:01):
Do I have mirrors?
Sevan Matossian (04:02):
Yeah. Yeah. Like a mirror in a hallway or somewhere. We have a mirror in a hallway that I never go down, but then we also have a mirror in the entryway when I walk in the house.
Matthew Souza (04:12):
So you just always checking yourself out.
Sevan Matossian (04:15):
Well, I try not to, but I walked in the other day and I think after I saw that Italian bag lady comment, I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh yeah, I see her. I should have named her. I should have fucking named her.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I
Caleb Beaver (04:30):
Usually wore with my wife about mirrors. I said, we don’t need them. They’re just kind of useless. Other than the bathroom.
Sevan Matossian (04:35):
Yeah. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (04:36):
I also do you need a mirror?
Matthew Souza (04:39):
Makes a room look bigger.
Caleb Beaver (04:43):
Interior.
Matthew Souza (04:44):
My mother-in-law’s an interior designer
Sevan Matossian (04:48):
For
Matthew Souza (04:48):
Crazy fucking rich people.
Sevan Matossian (04:50):
Oh yeah. Rich in designer school. Yeah. If you’re not rich and you want to design not cool, you have to be rich to even go to Ikea now. Fuck.
(05:04):
I was laying in bed last night and I always lay on my back first and then I start scanning my body and I’m like, man, I have some pretty intense tension in my jaw. Very uncommon for me. Very uncommon. And I’m just hanging out there. I’m hanging out in my jaw. I’m going through my face. I’m checking all the muscles, going through my facial structure. This is really weird. I feel no tension in my jaw. I haven’t been, my teeth feel good. I haven’t been grinding my teeth. I’m like, what is going on? What is all this? And I’m just doing that and I’m lying there and Haley comes to bed. I’m like, dude, it’s so weird. My fucking jaw is tripping me out. And so this is going on for half an hour, and finally I get up and I’m like, oh, I’m going to floss my teeth. And I flossed my teeth. And that night earlier I’d been at Greg’s house and for dinner I had a bag of beef jerky. There was this bag of beef jerky in one of his cabinets. Yeah. Pantry. I ate the whole thing. I had that in three cans of sparkling water. Like a big
Matthew Souza (06:16):
Bag of Be Turkey or just like
Sevan Matossian (06:18):
A, it was like some, what’s that called when it’s fancy food? Not boutique, but it was artisan. You could tell it was packaged by, you know what I mean?
Matthew Souza (06:35):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (06:36):
And the way it tasted and shit, you could tell it was pretty chill.
Matthew Souza (06:40):
You buy it at a street fair type.
Sevan Matossian (06:41):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. If you didn’t make it at home, it could have been dog for all I know. Or Dahmer. It’s called Dahmer Jerky. It was a weird, weird name.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh, interesting.
Sevan Matossian (06:54):
Jds. jds. Best. jds Jeffrey’s Best cuts. Anyway, I fucking floss back there and I pull this fucking piece of meat out and as it comes out, I hear the cow go. That’s how big it was, dude. It was. And it smelled like poop, even though it’d only been back there for probably two hours.
Matthew Souza (07:17):
Wait, you smelt it afterward. You didn’t.
Sevan Matossian (07:18):
I smelt it as it came out. I flossed and as it came out, I swear to you, it was as big as an eighth of an inch of a toothpick. That’s how big the piece of meat was. And my whole face was just like, oh. It was like busting a nut. It was that kind of like, I didn’t eat it. Hey, it fell out onto the sink, the bathroom sink, and I just looked at it and then it scampered off. It ran off.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah. It’s like ran off.
Sevan Matossian (07:55):
Fuck. It was crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So much.
Sevan Matossian (07:59):
Oh man. Look at Savon backwards.
Matthew Souza (08:04):
Oh, what is
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Going
Sevan Matossian (08:08):
On? Look at that pose. Hey, that’s one of those guys that might be me, that’s one of those guys that only has one good body party he likes, and so he’s got it up in the front in the picture.
Matthew Souza (08:19):
Just the bicep popping. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (08:21):
You hate yourself, but fuck man. You like your arm and this from this one angle.
Matthew Souza (08:26):
How crazy was it that Bella found out that it was fondle, but back where it’s Don Fall? I was like, damn, we missed another one.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Not once. I would’ve figured that
Sevan Matossian (08:35):
Out. You think this is one? How about this? You think David weeded is one?
Matthew Souza (08:41):
That profile pick is wild, bro.
Sevan Matossian (08:46):
Hey, that’s one of those profile pics that after the show, someone sends it to you. They’re like, wow, look at that.
Matthew Souza (08:52):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (08:56):
Unreal. What’s this? My name’s better Bevon. Sublux. Atian.
Matthew Souza (09:05):
Geez.
Sevan Matossian (09:07):
I don’t even know what that means. Sublux. Am I getting ripped on there?
Matthew Souza (09:11):
Sublux is like your joint pops out of place, but goes back in immediately. Insane.
Sevan Matossian (09:23):
Episode two posted. I want to read you. I made a list of all the people who are in it. I shit, the list isn’t updated. Oh, that sucks. Wow.
Matthew Souza (09:39):
The list of people that were in the show.
Sevan Matossian (09:40):
Yeah. I made a list on the other computer. Oh, son of a bitch. My notes jinx me again. Lemme see if it’s on my phone. Damn, that sucks.
Matthew Souza (09:51):
I kind of remember. I feel like I’ve watched it quite a few times.
Sevan Matossian (09:53):
Oh, here it is. I got it. Okay. Ready?
Matthew Souza (09:55):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (09:56):
Dave Castro. I mean, you got it. You think you know all these people. Okay. You tell me if I miss anyone. No, Caleb. Really? Okay. Dave Castro. Roy McKernan. Be honest. Jason Grub.
Matthew Souza (10:07):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (10:08):
Would you have remembered that if I didn’t say that?
Matthew Souza (10:10):
Yeah, because he had the dog and everything and you were interviewing him right in front of the pond.
Sevan Matossian (10:14):
Scott Vandersloot.
Matthew Souza (10:16):
Yep. Yep.
Sevan Matossian (10:18):
Ben Davidson.
Matthew Souza (10:19):
Bailey Rail. When you were talking to him, right? Wasn’t that episode two or No, that was
Sevan Matossian (10:22):
One B. I don’t think Bailey was in this one. Fuck. Maybe though. I got some obscure ones now. He and Mars, and obviously I didn’t get half the people, but I saw Craig Ritchie in Jazz. Okay. You did see that
Matthew Souza (10:37):
You were kicking it with him.
Sevan Matossian (10:38):
Shanna and Anthony, or as I affectionately call him, Tony Maderis, Ty Jenkins, Jessica Griffin. Griffith Griffin, Jessica Ty’s coach.
Matthew Souza (10:49):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (10:50):
Chris Hinshaw, Nicole Carroll, Annie Sakamoto, Heather Lawrence. She’s kind of like the boss that no one knows about. I was thinking yesterday, I probably shouldn’t do this if I want to go next year. I was thinking I was actually kicked out of a couple places that it was kind of not cool to kick me out of probably three or four times, and by that I mean it wasn’t necessary to kick me out. It was just like, Hey, leave him alone. It was like, Hey, you have power. So you did it. It was pointless. Big
Matthew Souza (11:28):
Move.
Sevan Matossian (11:28):
Yeah. It’s three o’clock in the morning. You pull up and you park in the red spot that’s not blocking traffic to jump out of your car to go to the ATM and a cop pulls up and gives you a ticket.
Matthew Souza (11:39):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (11:41):
We’re like, dude. Really?
Matthew Souza (11:43):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (11:46):
I actually saw a cop do that to a guy once, and I went over to him like, Hey, what are you doing? He’s like, he’s parked you illegally. I’m like, it’s fucking three in the morning. I was sober. Of course I wouldn’t have done it. He’s like, you want to go to jail? I’m like, dude, you’re a fucking asshole. This is a fucking pullout spot. It just happens to be painted red. The guys in his at TM the whole time, I’m going to sit here and talk to you, the car, nothing’s even going to pass by here. What’s the rules? Who gives a fuck?
Matthew Souza (12:11):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (12:13):
You’re fucking there to serve and protect douch nozzle,
Matthew Souza (12:16):
Not just generate revenue for the city.
Sevan Matossian (12:18):
Yeah. There were a few times where I was like, oh, but it’s not fair. That’s how you know someone’s woke when they start saying it’s not fair, but it’s not fair. So what? It’s not fair that I have a 10 inch cock. It’s perfect.
Matthew Souza (12:32):
Definitely ain’t fair for those girlfriends either.
Sevan Matossian (12:34):
Yeah. Jason Kpa, speaking of 10 inch Cocks.
Matthew Souza (12:39):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (12:40):
Adrian Conway. Speaking of 10 inch cock.
Matthew Souza (12:42):
We pause right there. That interview is awesome. When he was like, I got a bone to pick with you.
Sevan Matossian (12:47):
Oh, Conway. Yeah, he’s good.
Matthew Souza (12:49):
Brings it up from five years ago.
Sevan Matossian (12:53):
Is this a real name? I wonder, Brendan, what name got you just now you heard 10 inch caulk and you’re like, okay, I’m a member. I’m in. That
Matthew Souza (13:01):
Did it. That was the tipping point.
Sevan Matossian (13:04):
Jesus Avon’s barn.
Matthew Souza (13:05):
They just like hog talk.
Sevan Matossian (13:07):
What?
Matthew Souza (13:08):
They like hog
Sevan Matossian (13:09):
Talk. Oh, just any penis talking. They’re like, I’m in
Matthew Souza (13:12):
Like, yes, I’m in. They come out of the woodwork. That’s funny because somebody made that based off of something you did not even on this channel. Which one? Which barn? Unless you talked about it on here and I missed it. Oh, the first time I heard you talk about the barn you were going to get was on Pedro’s channel
Sevan Matossian (13:30):
Podcast. Oh. Oh,
Matthew Souza (13:32):
Wow. And you were like, yeah, I’m taking all the money and I’m getting a bond
Sevan Matossian (13:37):
Shan’s bond. Seriously. Seriously. It’s not cool. Or seriously, you have a 10 inch cock both. Jethro Cardona. I’m a cop and I hate cops like that. Yeah, everyone does. It’s like,
Matthew Souza (13:48):
Come on dude. Somebody’s got into it.
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
Alright. In hoping for Hog Picks and membership, I will be sending out picks of the hog on day 17 of your membership. Jake Chapman. Philip Kelly has been frequenting gay bars in Miami the last few days. He’s so busy. David Weed. I just hate cops. I love cops. I like cops. I love cops.
Matthew Souza (14:27):
Oh, David,
Sevan Matossian (14:29):
Adrian Conway. Shannon Bunts. I almost don’t remember talking to her.
Matthew Souza (14:38):
That was a question I was going to have after you went through this. What’d you see that you completely forgot? You did?
Sevan Matossian (14:43):
Yeah. I kind of don’t remember. It was weird how much she was in there. I was struggling to remember that. I would’ve never in a million years remembered her name.
Caleb Beaver (14:52):
She gave you the uptown though.
Sevan Matossian (14:54):
She’s checked my body out.
Caleb Beaver (14:55):
Oh, for sure.
Sevan Matossian (14:56):
Oh, that’s cool.
Caleb Beaver (14:59):
When you were like, oh, I’d love to have you on the show or whatever. She’s like, I’d love to be on the show. Sev on.
Sevan Matossian (15:04):
Oh shit. Wow. Wow, wow. Someone clipped that. Send that to my wife.
Caleb Beaver (15:10):
Big old gaze.
Sevan Matossian (15:12):
Yeah. Competition. Yeah, man, I’m a mess. I was a mess at the games with those. I can’t believe you guys. Next time someone tell me like, Hey, I guess you can’t tell me. I was going to say, someone should have told me about the way those shorts and just the way I put myself together. Someone should have been like, dude, you’re a rumper, but I guess I’m fucked if those are the only clothes I have. And then you say that to me and then I’m insecure the rest of the week. I guess it’s delicate when you’re handling it fragile. You go like mine.
Matthew Souza (15:43):
I didn’t feel like you
Caleb Beaver (15:45):
Is this lady? Right.
Sevan Matossian (15:46):
Oh, good answer. I like that. Let’s leave it at that case. Suzy. I didn’t pick from her. Okay, let see her. Check me out. Lemme see this, Shannon. There it is
Matthew Souza (15:54):
Right
Sevan Matossian (15:54):
There. Oh wow. Wow.
Matthew Souza (15:56):
Nailed
Sevan Matossian (15:57):
It. Wow. She’s looking at me like I’m a sandwich. I’m a salami sandwich on rye with mustard. Oh, I saw
Matthew Souza (16:05):
Shit
Caleb Beaver (16:06):
There. It’s right there.
Sevan Matossian (16:07):
Oh shit.
Matthew Souza (16:08):
Damn.
Sevan Matossian (16:09):
And as an expert of trying to look at girls’ bodies without them knowing I know what that was. Yeah, for sure.
Matthew Souza (16:15):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (16:15):
All alright. Tyler, you are a rumper. I’m going to go with Susa.
Matthew Souza (16:24):
Just I feel like,
Sevan Matossian (16:29):
By the way, I will tell you this one lucky winner today will receive. I did take that piece of meat. I pulled out of my mouth and put it in a Ziploc bag and one lucky winner at the end of the show, I will mail that piece of meat to them.
Caleb Beaver (16:42):
Do we get the toothpick too?
Sevan Matossian (16:43):
Yes. The floss. The piece of floss. Yes. The floss and the,
Caleb Beaver (16:48):
Hopefully it has blood on
Matthew Souza (16:49):
It. I’m a little disappointed. These are the moments we talked about for our members only is when you film stuff like this so that way the members can enjoy it.
Sevan Matossian (16:58):
Oh yeah. I did film the pulling out. Yes.
Matthew Souza (17:01):
If you’re just regular, you get to hear it on the podcast. But if you’re, remember, you get to actually see it, Taylor. Yes.
Sevan Matossian (17:05):
Yes. You get a little 62nd clip. My shorts weren’t tight. The problem was a mess. Lemme see. There was a comment in here. I don’t remember. Okay. Scott Panik. Danny Harran. You did. You guys saw that?
Matthew Souza (17:29):
Yep. That was,
Sevan Matossian (17:30):
But you wouldn’t have remembered that in a million years.
Caleb Beaver (17:32):
No.
Sevan Matossian (17:33):
Okay. Good. Michelle Bass. Danielle. Brandon.
Matthew Souza (17:41):
Quite the cameo with her. What
Sevan Matossian (17:44):
A weird interaction her and Dave had.
Matthew Souza (17:48):
Well, especially the fact that she turned and she’s like, oh, it’s you behind the camera.
Sevan Matossian (17:52):
Long and uncomfortable between her and Dave. All the interactions there are long and uncomfortable. It’s just a weird scene. Everyone’s saying hi to everyone. You’re seeing everyone for the first time, and so how are you doing? Oh, you got some new shoes? Oh, cool. Anyone tell you how fucking awkward it is so fucking hot. I mean, God, she has just crazy presence. Danielle, Brandon, Colton Mertons. Oh, Shelby Neil. Now I’m going to tell you something that about the Shelby Neil interaction. I really like her. She makes me feel really comfortable. I’d hang out with her if I was like, Susie, you want to come over and go to the beach? I’d invite Shelby too. Throw rocks. She old enough to drink. I’d let her hang out with my kids and shit. I like her. But her coach, I was getting the weirdest vibe from her coach. I don’t know if it translates to the video, but I was getting this feeling from her coach that she fucking hates me. And so I was going extra out of my way to give her coach some attention, but man, it was, she does hate me.
Matthew Souza (19:09):
No hate. I was just saying, it definitely translated in the video. It seemed weird. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (19:15):
So I was like, is she uncomfortable or is she get the fuck away from my athlete or man, it was fucking weird. Oh, maybe it’s because she’s black too. Yeah, two o’s. That also means when you see two’s that also you can switch out the word also. That’s what Mr. Har was saying that we’re both black. Yeah, this chick.
Matthew Souza (19:35):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Whitney then,
Sevan Matossian (19:38):
No, I don’t think she was flirting. I don’t think if she was, dude, that’s crazy. If she was, it was more like, Hey, I’m going to put a strap on an ass pound you.
Matthew Souza (19:48):
I think Matt Reynolds got it. That’s how I felt too. He said, because you’ve comment up here.
Sevan Matossian (19:56):
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Go ahead.
Matthew Souza (19:57):
It said, because you’ve interviewed her before and you didn’t recognize her. That’s the impression I got too. Because
Sevan Matossian (20:04):
You were, why didn’t she just tell me that?
Matthew Souza (20:07):
Because look, she’s smiling here. And then you’re like, once you go to say that, and then you’re like, have you been here before? And she’s like a couple times. But she was an individual games athlete. She also used to be part of the Ben Bergon cohort way back when I went and did the immersion thing with him. She coached the classes that I attended when I was at CrossFit, new England.
Sevan Matossian (20:25):
What’s her name? What is it? Yeah. How am I supposed to, I don’t recognize that name.
Matthew Souza (20:33):
Yeah, I don’t think you would. She was in, no offense to her. It’s amazing to anybody makes the games, but she was kind of like the bottom of the pack.
Sevan Matossian (20:40):
But I know who man on Anese is, but I guess I wasn’t as into the games then as I am now.
Matthew Souza (20:45):
Right. That’s what I was going to say.
Sevan Matossian (20:46):
An
Matthew Souza (20:47):
And then there was five year stretch. Then there was a bunch of time when you weren’t there. So
Sevan Matossian (20:51):
Manan Manan. Yeah. But she was there back in my day. I think she said 2015, 17 and 18.
Matthew Souza (20:56):
She was, I met her in 2016.
Sevan Matossian (20:59):
She looks strong. She has a strong looking head. You know how some people have a strong looking head? Yeah, she looks strong. Yeah. Right.
Matthew Souza (21:09):
Yeah, for sure. And she is strong.
Sevan Matossian (21:11):
Well, I don’t know. I didn’t,
Matthew Souza (21:13):
No, I’m telling you.
Sevan Matossian (21:15):
Okay. You’re telling me. Yeah.
Matthew Souza (21:16):
Worked out with her. She coached my class.
Sevan Matossian (21:17):
Oh, alright, fine. Yeah. But that was in the fucking 1822. I sy Danielle. Brand’s always like that. Flirty with everyone. She talks to dude or chick. Yeah. I am kind of flirty with everyone I talk to too. But I dunno. Danielle could be harsh. I don’t think of Danielle as flirty. I think of her as
Matthew Souza (21:38):
She could be cold.
Sevan Matossian (21:39):
Yeah, I think of hers agro. You think she felt left out? Because me and Shelby are black? Maybe.
Matthew Souza (21:48):
Could be. Could be.
Sevan Matossian (21:51):
Okay. Matt Welty. You didn’t know who she was. I don’t know. Do people really give a fuck?
Matthew Souza (21:57):
I don’t know if it’s that. Maybe it just threw her off if she thought that you guys had interaction and were homies to a certain extent, because anybody you talk to in your interview like that, you always leave them feeling warm and fuzzy and there was a big connection made. And for you, that’s just another interview on the job. But for somebody like that, especially if they watched behind the scenes as they kind of made their ascent to becoming games athlete. That’s a big moment. That’s one of the side effect perks that you get. You go to the games and then you look for, you get all the free gear and shit, and then you look for settle on with the camera so you could get behind the scenes. Right.
Sevan Matossian (22:31):
So you think it was just awkward? Not her hating me.
Matthew Souza (22:34):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:35):
Caleb awkward or hating me. Oh shit. Matt Reynolds found it. 2015 part four. No shit.
Matthew Souza (22:44):
Fuck. Did you find that, Matt?
Sevan Matossian (22:47):
I was time code motherfucker. Time code. Right. Look at that 4 21.
Caleb Beaver (22:52):
God bless.
Sevan Matossian (22:54):
Oh no, that’s a Bible verse. He’s saying, sorry. That’s a Bible verse. That’s not behind the scenes. That’s a
Matthew Souza (22:58):
Bible
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
Verse. That’s sev on 4 21. Oh God. That’s the coolest part about being in the Bible. People do that shit. They’re like John 4 22. I would love it if someone did that. Seon 4 21, 4 dash 4 21
Matthew Souza (23:11):
OSI 37 5.
Sevan Matossian (23:12):
Look at even seven’s barns like, dang. There’s
Caleb Beaver (23:16):
A section that says Whitney, go in on it.
Sevan Matossian (23:18):
No shit. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (23:21):
20
Matthew Souza (23:22):
Minutes in.
Sevan Matossian (23:22):
Wow. Wow. What’s that, Rosie? It’s
Caleb Beaver (23:25):
A key moment on Google when you Google it.
Sevan Matossian (23:29):
Damn.
Matthew Souza (23:30):
It’s a key moment. Oh shit.
Sevan Matossian (23:37):
Oh fuck. Hey, I couldn’t tell you who that other girl is right there next to her too. Oh my God. Whitney, I’m such a douche nozzle. Alright, fuck it. We’ve been to the
Matthew Souza (23:46):
Games before.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We’re just
Sevan Matossian (23:52):
Going to try. Oh yeah, I do remember this now. Go ahead. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. We run real
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Fast and jump over them, their hurdles. Yeah. We’re all really excited when they took off the big block and just put the little block on there. I don’t know about you, but I ran through the first four heralds. I did this. Your first crossing? Yes. And tell me about the experience so far. Well, honestly, everybody’s just super awesome. Especially this one right here. This is,
Sevan Matossian (24:27):
Who’s that girl on the right? She’s talking to that blonde girl. Who’s that? What’s her name?
Matthew Souza (24:31):
I have no idea. I don’t recognize her at all. Caleb, do you recognize her? I
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
See China Cho and Antcliffe and there in the middle too.
Matthew Souza (24:40):
Yeah. She did an open announcement. What was her name? I could tell you the workout she did too. Didn’t she do the overhead squat, chest tobar workout?
Sevan Matossian (24:48):
Yes. Yes. She was a gymnastic chick. God fucks her name. She was cool. Her coach and husband was fucking tatted to the gills from his forehead down to his toes.
Matthew Souza (24:58):
Yeah. Matt Reynolds. Can you tell us who these people are?
Caleb Beaver (25:01):
Yeah. No shit. Bridgers. Emily Bridgers was the
Sevan Matossian (25:04):
Oh, wow. Wow. Jeremy. Wow. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (25:09):
Fuck. Godly. Fuck.
Matthew Souza (25:11):
Amazing.
Sevan Matossian (25:13):
Damn. Alright.
Matthew Souza (25:17):
Okay. Oh shit.
Sevan Matossian (25:18):
Oh, someone. I think maybe someone just sent me the, oh no. Oh no.
Matthew Souza (25:22):
Well that explains it. Did that
Caleb Beaver (25:25):
Brown is the other chick.
Sevan Matossian (25:27):
Oh, that’s so cool. That OPT. Oh god. James is cool. Thank you, James.
Matthew Souza (25:32):
I actually just saw that too.
Sevan Matossian (25:34):
That’s awesome. Alright. Thank you. Dude.
Caleb Beaver (25:36):
The chick that Whitney’s talking to is Dne Brown.
Sevan Matossian (25:39):
Oh, oh God. I recognize that name. Matt is hired. Shit. All right. I’ll send Matt that piece of beef jerky.
Caleb Beaver (25:55):
Dang. Dee Brown is a four times games athlete, and I can’t remember her name.
Sevan Matossian (25:59):
Hey. And I made this video of her, Hey, you should go to her Instagram. I think she was. Oh, you already found it?
Caleb Beaver (26:11):
No, I’m just saying, I looking at her Instagram.
Sevan Matossian (26:14):
Oh, that is her Instagram. Yeah. Yeah. I remember she was so freaking beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. She Oh, is that her daughter? She’s a mom. Click on that picture of that kid. What was that? What kind of animal was that? I
Caleb Beaver (26:35):
Don’t know. It’s like a hog.
Sevan Matossian (26:37):
Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. She got a kid. That is awesome. It’s weird. I would’ve never remembered her in a million years, but when I heard her name, I just remember. I remember thinking that shit was really fucking cool. Get her on the show, Dene Brown. Just be like, Hey, do you remember me? I, she’s still getting at it.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yeah, she’s shredding.
Sevan Matossian (27:07):
God. So many fucking body picks. I guess if you have a nice body, that’s what you do. You show the world. That’s what I would do. How many followers does she have? See if she makes the requirement, huh? Yeah, she could come on the show. Alright. Just make SNC. Oh, she’s a she. Her fuck me.
Matthew Souza (27:26):
Maybe that was by default.
Sevan Matossian (27:28):
No. Oh, severe. She has boobs
Speaker 7 (27:32):
That she
Sevan Matossian (27:33):
Does. I’m so judgmental. I’m so judgmental. I just want to make people feel good. I just want people to feel safe in my presence. Have
Matthew Souza (27:42):
You ever ridden a Peloton?
Sevan Matossian (27:44):
No. I would though. I’d ride the fuck out of one if someone gave me one.
Matthew Souza (27:47):
Yeah, you would like it too. My sister-in-Law just told this story. She’s like, yeah, Jordan, her husband, my brother-in-Law. It’s like, he’s been really into the Peloton. It’s awesome. He’s getting after it and blah, blah, blah. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (27:57):
No. And then
Matthew Souza (27:58):
She goes out there and she goes, I saw the screen. And Grace is like, well, which person was he using? And she’s like, I don’t know. I just saw huge fucking tits bouncing on
Sevan Matossian (28:06):
It. Yes, yes, yes. Wow. I know. Unfortunately, the pronouns are a sign of mental illness and probably a strong proclivity for being racist and all that shit. I know. That’s what sucks. You don’t really know for sure. They could just be stupid. But as soon as I see it, I think, oh, they’re a fucking racist bigot under the guise of not being a racist bigot. I mean, that’s how I think of it. You have the Black Lives Matter sign up, but God forbid someone black fucking move in next door to you, you think black people are stupid. I get it. Yeah. It’s just like we have to accept everyone. Even pedophiles. I mean, that’s just straight where I go.
Matthew Souza (28:57):
Fuck that.
Sevan Matossian (28:58):
Sorry. I, but you see the connection there, right? It’s like, love everyone.
Matthew Souza (29:05):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (29:06):
No, not everyone. Almost everyone.
Matthew Souza (29:11):
Almost.
Sevan Matossian (29:11):
Almost.
Matthew Souza (29:12):
But some choose, you make them
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Not the men who have an unquenchable desire to dress up as women and chop their penises off and read books to kids in the local library. Actually, I could even love them too. I just can’t love what they do. They can’t come. I just don’t want them in the library.
Matthew Souza (29:29):
That’s fair.
Sevan Matossian (29:32):
Yeah. You could even have fucked up pronouns too. I don’t even care if your pronouns are fucked up. It’s when you have to announce that shit that I just think that’s when I get, that’s when I’m like, oh, I don’t even care if you’re, you’re my friend. And if Maa was like, Hey, can you start referring to me as a she? I’d be like, yeah, no problem. That’s not the issue. I don’t dislike T tranny or pronoun people. That’s just like, why do you got to have that shit in your bio like that? It’s like, ah.
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