B.T.S. Special Christmas Gift | Live Call In – TRAILER PREMIERE

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

I catch it at 7:00 AM son

Mattew Souza (00:03):

Of a bitch.

Sevan Matossian (00:05):

All I want for Christmas is to know if Rambler has a dick or if I reached into Rambler’s pants, would I touch

Mattew Souza (00:18):

A squishy kazoo

Sevan Matossian (00:21):

Or is it a meat stick in Ramblers

Mattew Souza (00:25):


Sevan Matossian (00:28):

Don’t I get something? Something? How about like this?

Mattew Souza (00:36):

Thank you,

Sevan Matossian (00:39):

Thank you, thank you. Bam. We’re live mofos. Hey. Crazy. Crazy day. So check it out.

Mattew Souza (00:48):

Christmas special.

Sevan Matossian (00:50):

Is it? This is a Christmas special.

Mattew Souza (00:51):

Oh yeah, it song at the beginning, definitely. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (00:54):

Oh, you kind of had some was I like biting off some Christmas. You could tell I got a Christmas vibe.

Mattew Souza (00:59):

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Sevan Matossian (01:03):

So don’t my, I’m just kind of getting dressed still, but


At some point you guys are going to, at some point, I’m from this phone to this phone to the house phone. I can’t show it to you right now. I guess I can. The trailer for the new behind the scenes 2023 is on this phone and I’m going to switch it to this phone and every single person who texts me, I’m, I’m going to text back to you the trailer, so you’ll have it and I’m going to text it back to you before we release it. What kind of witchcraft is this? Savon. What kind of marketing genius is this? Well, I’ll tell you what kind of super manipulative bullshit is this? Oh, grab your ankles people. You ready? You ready? Two phones. I got more than two phones. Gangster Shit. These are just the two I’m showing you. Susan and I were talking last night and late night. Well, late for SU because he’s a 4:00 AM or he owns a CrossFit gym. He has to get up early

Mattew Souza (02:17):

2:00 AM early 2:00 AM Sorry.

Sevan Matossian (02:24):

I’m going to send you all of the trailer, but only ask for it if you’re going to post it and then ideally send it to your mom and ask your mom to post it. That’s how you can help us get it out. Oh yeah. It’s the call-in number here. So you can just start texting me now that number and then soon once I get dressed and Susan and I do, we have some skits to run and shit like that. Some Abbott and Costello routines. We’ve been rehearsing all week. Then I’m going to send you guys the trailer. Isn’t that, and then you guys will get it and then at eight 30 in the morning Pacific Standard time, we will all simultaneously post it. Isn’t that cool? It’s cool, right?

Mattew Souza (03:12):

That’s cool. It’s going to be even cooler once the a hundred people get it and it just floods.

Sevan Matossian (03:16):

I like it because it’s flexing. It’s like, yeah, look at us, motherfucker.

Mattew Souza (03:22):

Check us out. Look what we could do.

Sevan Matossian (03:23):

Yeah, I already sent help in his last night. People who were on the in my circle of trust already. Got it.

Mattew Souza (03:31):


Sevan Matossian (03:32):


Mattew Souza (03:33):

Rep news. No rep news already got it.

Sevan Matossian (03:35):

Yeah. No rep News already got it. Oh, did they? No. Nore News. Oh,

Mattew Souza (03:38):


Sevan Matossian (03:38):

That helping, helping, helping. And Nore News already have it. A very smart strategy, fellows. Thank you. We’ve been working on this thing for years. Finally came together in the wee hours of last night. I guess. I don’t need a jacket. It’s cold here though. Is it cold in Livermore last night?

Mattew Souza (04:01):

Yeah, it’s chilly here. That’s why I’m wearing the sweatshirt.

Sevan Matossian (04:05):

What do you set your heat at when you go to bed at night?

Mattew Souza (04:10):

Sometimes we turn it off, but otherwise it probably sits at like 68, 67.

Sevan Matossian (04:15):

Oh yeah. And wow, that’s fucking gangster, dude. I sent mine to 64. Life’s good, huh? Well, I did also send it to make sure I had DEI covered. I sent it to a Legless man also. Yes. Jed also has a, was part of the circle of trust and check the requirement for adaptive athlete. That’s true.

Mattew Souza (04:39):

That’s a

Sevan Matossian (04:40):

Good question. Is there a show tomorrow or should we be sending Christmas donations today? Yes. Why so hot? Why so hot? Do you decide? I set mine to, usually I turn mine off, but I had my dad’s visiting and I think my stepmom gets cold pretty easy, so I set it to 64. That’s me being generous.

Mattew Souza (05:03):

Well, my apartment’s super small,

Sevan Matossian (05:06):

So it’s easy to keep one. Really

Mattew Souza (05:07):

Easy. Even in the summertime. It just sits at six eight in here.

Sevan Matossian (05:12):

Did any gays get it?

Mattew Souza (05:15):


Sevan Matossian (05:16):

I sent it to Taylor.

Mattew Souza (05:18):

Of course,

Sevan Matossian (05:19):

Yeah. Yeah. Don’t be stupid. I wonder if I did send it to Garrett Clinton. I don’t know if I did or not. I should have. I would’ve. I just basically went through my people I text with last night and just started bombing them. Said, Hey, if you want, you can post this at eight 30 or tomorrow morning or we can just not be friends.

Mattew Souza (05:41):

I’m sending it to somebody right now who just texted us.

Sevan Matossian (05:51):

Will you send it to Garrett too? Just be like, Hey here. Sorry, we sent it to gaze a little late. No, I don’t know if I have your phone number, Audrey, but listen, listen. Anyone can right now send a text to this number, the work number that’s down below. Oh yeah, it’s filling up quick. Oh

Mattew Souza (06:16):

Yeah. Oh, do you already have a bunch?

Sevan Matossian (06:18):

Holy shit, dude.

Mattew Souza (06:20):

Okay. I was afraid that we were going to not. Holy shit, dude. It’s good. No, it’s good. It’s good. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (06:29):

Yeah. Keep ’em coming. Shit. Send two. Hey, keep sending them. Make sure your number stays at the top. Maybe I’ll get some sort of trigger finger and I won’t make it to the bottom of the list. Look at Ay bro. Send it to us. We’ll post it. Awesome. Thank you. Great idea. At eight 30, I’m going to send ’em to you guys all and then at 8:30 AM we’ll all simultaneously post, so every station will legitimately get to premier this shit. I guess I haven’t even sent it over to this phone yet. I have some other news to tell you too, but I’m going to present it in a highly manipulative way. So standby. So what do I do? I go to go to, oh, listen to this. Listen to this clip Someone sent me.

Speaker 3 (07:19):

It’s so deep. It’s so deep. Oh my God. I’m panicking. You can’t even tell. It’s so deep. You can see how deep it is. Oh my gosh. That

Sevan Matossian (07:34):

Danielle, Brandon got a paper cut.

Speaker 3 (07:37):

Oh God, it’s so deep. It’s so deep. Oh my God. I’m panicking. You can’t even tell.

Mattew Souza (07:44):


Sevan Matossian (07:44):

Cover everything. CrossFit here. The other stations just don’t do this. It’s

Mattew Souza (07:48):

So deep. You can see how

Speaker 3 (07:49):

Deep it

Mattew Souza (07:49):


Sevan Matossian (07:50):

They just don’t do

Mattew Souza (07:51):


Speaker 3 (07:51):

Oh my gosh.

Sevan Matossian (07:53):

You’re welcome. Danielle is okay. It was deep.

Mattew Souza (08:00):

You’re welcome. But she’s okay. Merry Christmas. Just how deep

Sevan Matossian (08:08):

Was it, Danielle from the official IT guy of the Ban podcast, Mike Sauer. Can I get a full episode number one? Merry Christmas for 49? Yeah. Yeah, you can.

Mattew Souza (08:22):

Yeah. Nine. Yes,

Sevan Matossian (08:25):

Mike, send me a text on my real phone if you have it, and I will send you a private linked episode one. Yes,

Mattew Souza (08:31):

Do that. Send the buddy who directly to me and I’ll send you

Sevan Matossian (08:35):

Stevon the

Mattew Souza (08:36):


Sevan Matossian (08:38):

Matian Manian coming out with Matian. I need Manian Manian tissue paper and Matian

Mattew Souza (08:46):


Sevan Matossian (08:47):

Manian. I am doing tissue paper next.

Mattew Souza (08:51):

Geez. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (08:56):

Oh my God. Hey, he already texted me. Hey buddy. Hey buddy. Hey buddy.

Mattew Souza (09:01):

He knows.

Sevan Matossian (09:03):

Listen, you have to be promised not to share that because that episode one hasn’t even been approved by Dave yet. You’re going to get me all fucking fired and shit.

Mattew Souza (09:11):


Sevan Matossian (09:12):

What? Hey, so if I send this to you now, the only way that I guess the loophole would be that you’re on the,

Mattew Souza (09:20):

Are you sending him the episode one?

Sevan Matossian (09:21):

Yeah. I don’t even see episode. Do we have episode one up somewhere? A private

Mattew Souza (09:26):

Link? Yep, we do.

Sevan Matossian (09:28):

Okay, I see it.

Mattew Souza (09:29):

It’s the, oh,

Sevan Matossian (09:30):

So here’s the thing, Mike, episode one has been broken into two episodes now one A and one B, and you’re going to get both. You got a deal? Two for 50 bucks?

Mattew Souza (09:39):


Sevan Matossian (09:41):

I don’t know. I’ll have to do it after the show. Okay, what was I doing here? I got distracted by Danielle’s paper cut.

Mattew Souza (09:48):

We will send it though. Yeah. Danielle’s paper cut sounded intense.

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

Almost like I need to call her.

Mattew Souza (09:57):

Yeah, definitely call her. I was just thinking about you.

Sevan Matossian (10:03):


Mattew Souza (10:03):

Is your paper cut? Okay. I

Sevan Matossian (10:06):

Should call her. I think

Mattew Souza (10:07):

Bird Friend around.

Sevan Matossian (10:08):

Okay, so I’m going to, oh, it says you don’t see who’s hold the phone on top of this phone. Okay.

Mattew Souza (10:17):


Sevan Matossian (10:18):

It says it doesn’t see it. Oh shit. It made some crazy sound airdrop. Except

Mattew Souza (10:25):

What is this person?

Sevan Matossian (10:30):

Did you send it to any blacks? Oh, you haven’t seen Blackface John Young yet?

Mattew Souza (10:38):

I didn’t realize that that was in character in here all the time.

Sevan Matossian (10:41):

Yeah, we got a new re.

Mattew Souza (10:44):

Okay. Young Jay, what up? I,

Sevan Matossian (10:49):

Let me see all sorts of,

Mattew Souza (10:52):

Okay, that’s crazy. Y’all are wild with that. Those calls, the rest of the show is just going to be sev text together trailer. So,

Sevan Matossian (11:09):

Okay, so listen, I’m randomly going to pick one of you guys right now just to see if it works. Someone in Sweden, is there someone listening from Sweden now? You can’t post it yet. You have to wait. You guys understand you have to wait till 8:30 AM but I just want to see what happens if I send it to Sweden. Now listen, you dinging, ding-dongs. If you’re on a droid, you don’t get it because there’s limited length. Okay, so the suite, I see your name. I’m just not saying it. I’m not from Sweden. Someone send it to, okay, so it’s uploading to Sweden. I’m going to have to set this phone on the router. We’re going to have a major bog down. Okay, so here’s the deal. At eight 15, I’m going to have to start sending them out. You guys are crushing right now. Oh wow. Are you going to get too married? They’re just rolling in crazy, dude.

Mattew Souza (12:09):

Yeah, I bet there’s probably 210 of them coming in.

Sevan Matossian (12:12):

Okay, so you and Sweden, who I just randomly sent it to, will you tell me when you get it? It’s still going. That is true. Shooter mcg. Gavin, you’re racist. Droid users are the most discriminated people in America. Now listen, here’s the deal. I know some of you are out on walks right now and you can’t see the screen, so you can’t see what the phone number is. I’m going to read you the phone number now so you can text also, or you might be a blind listener.

Mattew Souza (12:44):


Sevan Matossian (12:44):

Fuck, I’m thoughtful.

Mattew Souza (12:45):

There’s at least one.

Sevan Matossian (12:47):

Fuck. I’m thoughtful. Sweet. We get more cheers. Can I get more cheers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I’m thoughtful for our blind people thinking about you. Thank you. It’s not necessary.

Mattew Souza (13:04):

I think one of our people got it.

Sevan Matossian (13:06):

Oh yeah. Oh, oh, and she’s hot. Yes, she got it. All right.

Mattew Souza (13:12):

Is she in a nightclub there too?

Sevan Matossian (13:14):

I don’t know, but I like it. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Like there’s anyone ugly in Sweden. 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. One more time. You guys ready? 9 2 8 5 8 3 3 9 0 3. Nick Schroer. Would it be easier just to wait the one hour? I don’t know what you mean, but Merry Christmas, Augustus.

Mattew Souza (13:50):

I see what he’s saying.

Sevan Matossian (13:51):

What is he saying? Tell me.

Mattew Souza (13:53):

I think he’s saying just to watch it in an hour when it’s posted all over the place. But see, here’s the thing, Nick. You get to go from observer to participator. It’s a big leap. No other shows offers you to be able to not only observe and partake, but participate.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

Jen, $20. Merry Christmas. Excited for behind the scenes. I still don’t get it. What’s he saying? Here’s the thing. We’re flexing our muscle. All the listeners, it’s like a giant flex by the Savon podcast, like 250 of us post the trailer all at the same time. Susan and I spent years coming up with this master plan,

Mattew Souza (14:28):

Just raking it over it. We also have a guest coming on this morning briefly with us.

Sevan Matossian (14:34):

We do. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guest has a new business, a brick and mortar. We’re going to take a tour of it, right?

Mattew Souza (14:43):

We are, yes. I’m super excited about it. Okay, we just got tagged into no rep news thing that popped up now, so,

Sevan Matossian (14:50):

Oh shit. Pedro’s busy. No, helping look at helping, working hard.

Mattew Souza (14:57):

I’m going to bring it up. So

Sevan Matossian (14:59):

Helping. Hi Jen. Nice to see you. Thank you. That’s very nice, very nice. A symmetrical haircut. It looks like you might even be wearing a Chicago Bears jersey. I

Mattew Souza (15:09):

Think she is. Thanks Jen. Good people.

Sevan Matossian (15:16):

Memberships are going to launch today, but there’s something you have to know about them. So the trailer’s going to be released today, and then we’re going to release the behind the scenes. And then behind the scenes we’re going to do an episode tentatively. This is the way it’s going to work very soon here, very, very soon here. Any day now. We’re going to start releasing an episode every Monday and every Wednesday an episode will show and it’ll probably be like 30 minutes to an hour long. And when that’s done, that will be for members only. That episode will be for members only. Then when that episode’s done, there’ll be a show directly after that. That’s for everyone. Yeah. Memberships are about $1,500. That’s correct. That is correct. Nick Shroer. Thank you. And then when that episode’s done, we’ll go live that episode. That’s for members only. Then we’ll go live for everyone and we’ll open up the phone lines and we’ll talk about that episode. And maybe if Danielle was featured or catching or someone, maybe they’ll come on with us. I don’t know. I haven’t figured that part out yet. But hopefully, or maybe Dave will jump on or Don or Rich or whoever’s in the episode, someone will jump on and shoot the shit with us. Now,


That being said, then about two weeks or a month after that, those shows will be available to everyone. So if you don’t want to be a part of the membership or you don’t want to pay for it, you don’t have to. This is just a way for us to try to recoup some of the money back that we spent on the behind the scenes and also if this is lucrative, see if we can get into the into behind the do the scenes next year. So it’s kind of a test, test of concept.


Other people who do membership programs out there, they feel like that they have something that they have to give you. I’m going to tell you, the only thing that I’m giving anyone is, and Susan’s giving and Caleb’s giving, is our commitment to be here every morning at 7:00 AM That’s my commitment to you guys. Our relationship is around, I think, three things. I was thinking this morning in the shower while I soap my pubes, I got a horrible bar of soap right now. I have this bar of soap that will not suds. I actually, and it’s tiny. It’s only this big, and I’ve had it for two months. It must be like Broner or something. I brought in three other bars of soap simultaneously and they’ve come and gone. Well, this one just stays. It sucks so much.

Mattew Souza (18:01):

Don’t get that lather, huh?

Sevan Matossian (18:02):

No, it’s not. That’s the whole point of soap is lather. That’s why vaping is soap fun because it’s just big billowing death smoke.

Mattew Souza (18:10):


Sevan Matossian (18:16):

Yeah, I agree. Soap is overrated. I don’t disagree with that.

Mattew Souza (18:21):


Sevan Matossian (18:23):

If you pay for the membership, now there’s a small piddly membership for the peasants and you don’t get anything SU’s like, Hey, I put in here, I had to choose this. I’m like, we’re not giving ’em that. He goes, I know, but I just had to choose something.

Mattew Souza (18:38):

He’s like, oh, okay, fine.

Sevan Matossian (18:39):

He’s like, because they make you choose something. And then I’m like, why is it 9 99? Make it $10. I want that extra cent. He goes, they make you do 9 99.

Mattew Souza (18:46):

Yeah, it’s like, fuck. Alright,

Sevan Matossian (18:51):

But here’s the thing, and if you don’t want to pay, you don’t have to. We’re not going to hide. We don’t plan on putting anything. I don’t know, unless I did nudes. I would do nudes. There’s no current plan to put anything

Mattew Souza (19:06):

That you

Sevan Matossian (19:06):

Get other than we would like to do a shitload of behind the scenes. If this becomes lucrative, I’d love to keep going to a couple events a year and release these long series. And by lucrative, I just mean break even and be worth leaving my family. But we have two or three commitments to you to be here every morning at 7:00 AM whether you pay or not. That’s where we’re building our trust through predictability. And then we want to be honest with you. So even when we’re being dishonest with you, we want to be honest about our dishonesty. And you’re like, what the fuck does that mean? Well, I’m always going to be dishonest. I’m always, I got my loyalties to Dave when I talk about Dave and you guys have heard that,

Mattew Souza (19:49):


Sevan Matossian (19:54):

Or don’t be saying any shit here and then pull Brian friend. If I pull Brian friend, I will for sure be honest about my dishonesty, about saying I’m not going to put anything behind the paywall. See how that works? I got a little

Mattew Souza (20:06):

Cabot backdoor. I dunno. Backdoor.

Sevan Matossian (20:10):

So the things you’re getting, the membership is just if you want to support the show,

Mattew Souza (20:19):


Sevan Matossian (20:19):

I can’t give you anything more. I’m, I’m so happy with just being focused on making sure I’m here every eat a dick. Okay, fine. I understand Audrey. That’s a healthy reaction standing by your man. I respect that one dick down the hatch. I promise I’ll eat this

Mattew Souza (20:39):

After the show. What’s the That’s New year, Dick. You start at New Year out with that black cock.

Sevan Matossian (20:45):

So that’s it.

Mattew Souza (20:47):

Which is totally true. By the way, as we were going over these discussions, I’m trying to market it and pump with value and you’re like, dude, this is it. I’m just going to go on there and explain the memberships and if they want to hop on and support and see this thing continue to go on and continue to expand into other things that we’re doing, it’s cool. They’ll support. I’m like, but if we give away a free bear with membership and you’re like, no, no. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (21:09):

Two ies signed, autographed picture of me, Sevy. Start the memberships now so I can donate as soon as I turned them on. Now we’re just waiting for YouTube to be like, you may collect.

Mattew Souza (21:19):

Yeah, it takes about, we’re probably almost through the period. We should be getting an email soon and then they’ll be able to go on there.

Sevan Matossian (21:26):

Christian Keller, Jesus Sevy, you don’t need to sell this on it. We’re all in. Audrey is awesome. Thank you for eating the dick. I love you. You’ve heard that many times in your life too. Huh? Audrey? Put it in your mouth. No, thank you Mr. Sour. Okay, so yeah, I’m not sure I understand this logic. Do you understand this logic? I would love to be able to afford 9 99 a month, but I have a nine. Listen, 9 99 a month doesn’t get you the behind the scenes.

Mattew Souza (22:00):

That’s just like you’re a homie.

Sevan Matossian (22:01):

Yeah, that’s just like if you just have money to burn and you want to throw it to me, you already saw it’s 49 99 for an episode.

Mattew Souza (22:10):

Excuse me.

Sevan Matossian (22:15):

Okay. So if you are feeling like you want to participate in the trailer, you want to put the trailer on your Instagram account and then also ask your mom. So you’ll post it and then you’ll send it to a friend or your mom to also post it. You can text me now with this number down below and I’m collecting all the texts.

Mattew Souza (22:37):


Sevan Matossian (22:37):

God, I think I forgot to send one to wad. Zombie. Oh shit. Zombie. You can’t get it.

Mattew Souza (22:44):

Wait, why can’t he get it?

Sevan Matossian (22:46):

He’s on it because he can’t get it.

Mattew Souza (22:47):

It’s too deep.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

No, because he’s on a droid I

Mattew Souza (22:50):

Think. No, he is not. Is he? Oh, he’s not. No. Do you want me to send it to him?

Sevan Matossian (22:57):

No, I got it. I just sent it to him. Now listen, you guys can’t,

Mattew Souza (23:02):

Jeffrey says, it seems like the CrossFit affiliate increase.

Sevan Matossian (23:06):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. It’s identical to that. Who said that? This seems like, yes. I think that’s accurate. Mo money. Mo money. Less value. Call

Mattew Souza (23:20):

It. Hi. Hold on. This plumber just wanted to call and say hi.

Sevan Matossian (23:26):


Mattew Souza (23:28):

How we doing?

Sevan Matossian (23:29):

Good. Now listen, you can pay the $75 a month to get the behind the scenes in advance.

Mattew Souza (23:36):

Jesus. Five a

Sevan Matossian (23:38):

Month. You think it should be more?

Mattew Souza (23:39):

It goes up each time. Well, I got to save up for a second now. I mean, goodness.

Sevan Matossian (23:43):

Get a second job and then you can cancel.

Speaker 4 (23:50):

Well, can I fill my gym with the Sev on podcast then? Yeah, for

Sevan Matossian (23:53):

Sure. For 75 bucks.

Mattew Souza (23:54):

Yes, you can. For 7,500 a year. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (23:56):

Absolutely. What do you think of SU’s new camera?

Speaker 4 (23:59):

SU’s New camera’s good. Looks good.

Mattew Souza (24:02):


Speaker 4 (24:03):

He’s glowing.

Mattew Souza (24:05):


Speaker 4 (24:08):

Wills. What are some of the gifts under the tree? Any surprises?

Sevan Matossian (24:13):

I got my kids the standard shit, but Avi has a nice drone, but I got the two younger boys. Those little like $50 remote control helicopters. I got Avi a switchblade, a comb, and Ari, angel Joes. If all three of ’em switchblade combs, that’s pretty gangster, right? That’s

Speaker 4 (24:28):

Pretty cool. That is pretty gangster.

Sevan Matossian (24:30):

And it’s not like the, they’re going to try to stab each other with that. It’s not like the cheap ones we had when I was a kid where the comb was plastic. It’s metal now.

Speaker 4 (24:37):

Oh Jesus. So it’s basically a switchblade.

Sevan Matossian (24:39):

It’s nice. It looks like, do you ever know that joke where you hold up a comb and you go, what’s this? And then someone goes, what? And you go Ethiopian family portrait.

Speaker 4 (24:49):

Oh my God. Oh my. That’s good. You know

Sevan Matossian (24:52):

What I mean? Or 200 Ethiopians carrying a canoe. It’s kind of an old joke back when there was a famine in Ethiopia, but I dunno.

Speaker 4 (25:02):

It was okay to say that joke. That’s great. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (25:06):

Okay, I’m sending Eric, listen, you guys cannot post the trailer ahead of time.

Mattew Souza (25:10):

Yeah, don’t post it ahead of time.

Sevan Matossian (25:12):

8:30 AM

Speaker 4 (25:13):

It’s already on.

Mattew Souza (25:15):

Did you already get it? Well, did you get the trailer?

Speaker 4 (25:18):

I text number, but I’m not holding my breath for a response. Will, I’ll wait.

Mattew Souza (25:24):

Will I got you? I got your number

Sevan Matossian (25:26):

Will. I can’t believe I didn’t send it to you as part of Yeah, because you’re in the real phone.

Speaker 4 (25:30):

I know. It’s okay. All good, all good.

Mattew Souza (25:34):

It’s there. You’ll have it now.

Speaker 4 (25:37):

Thanks Susa. Alright Jen. Well have a good day.

Sevan Matossian (25:41):

Alright. Thanks for calling

Mattew Souza (25:43):


Sevan Matossian (25:43):

Dm. Bye-Bye. Hey, any fallout, any hate dms from your fight with Hunter?

Speaker 4 (25:48):

I got a couple where people were like, yeah, hunter totally kicked your ass. And I’m like, he just screamed at me for five minutes. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (25:55):

Yeah. I don’t think kicked your ass. I think he was triggered. I love the fact you asked him a question or presented a comment that triggered him the way it did because he’s like, oh, CrossFit. Oh, you think you’re responsible for everything?

Speaker 4 (26:07):

It’s funny because he’s talking about how we have such a big ego, but then it’s like, dude, do you have a mirror? What’s going on?

Sevan Matossian (26:15):

Hey, he’s coming on. Him and Hiller will be on tomorrow for the Christmas show. Oh,

Speaker 4 (26:24):

Okay. Make

Sevan Matossian (26:24):

Sure you call.

Speaker 4 (26:24):

Should I call in?

Sevan Matossian (26:26):

Yeah. Is

Speaker 4 (26:27):

That I’ll get a couple of drinks in. Me too. And then we’ll really get

Sevan Matossian (26:31):

After ask.

Mattew Souza (26:31):

There you go. That’s what I would talking about.

Speaker 4 (26:34):

Just meet mic

Sevan Matossian (26:36):

Someone. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:38):

Yeah. Susie, you got to mute the mic and then I’ll call in.

Mattew Souza (26:42):

Yeah. All right. See you guys. Bye. Later, bro. Bye.

Sevan Matossian (26:47):

Did you hear that popping? I’m going to turn the Bluetooth on.

Mattew Souza (26:52):

Is somebody trying to call? I didn’t hear it popping.

Sevan Matossian (26:54):

No. Listen guys, I’ve started sending the trailers. There’s so many. I’m getting nervous.

Mattew Souza (26:59):

Yeah, I know I I’m not going

Sevan Matossian (27:00):

To able to get ’em all, but listen,

Mattew Souza (27:02):


Sevan Matossian (27:03):

But you can’t post them now. Hi Allison. What’s up? What’s going on?

Mattew Souza (27:08):

Yeah. Not what

Sevan Matossian (27:08):

Membership option for how much is it? It’s not for anything. Well, you get the behind the scenes a couple of weeks early. That’s it. For $1,500. Yeah. And I send you a camera.

Mattew Souza (27:24):

Oh, good. Guess it’s the A 6,700.

Sevan Matossian (27:27):

I’m a hundred percent Armenian. There’s no Jew in me.

Mattew Souza (27:33):


Sevan Matossian (27:34):

Yeah, but I’ve given some Armenian to some Jews. No, someone said se send one here. I promise I won’t post it. No, you have to post it. That’s the whole thing. You guys understand if I sent this to you, you have to post it and you have to try to get your mom to post it too. And memberships will be available soon, I guess.

Mattew Souza (27:57):

Yes. Are we ready to dish out a link? Here’s

Sevan Matossian (28:04):

The link. To what?

Mattew Souza (28:06):

To our friend.

Sevan Matossian (28:08):

Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Always across the games. Behind the scenes trailer replaces Viagra and main tool to fight erection dysfunction. Oh. Oh, I like that. So watch the trailer and you’ll get all stemmed

Mattew Souza (28:26):

Good times.

Sevan Matossian (28:28):

Oh look, someone sent. Oh yeah. Now people are figuring it out. People are sending multiple messages to stay at the top. I respect

Mattew Souza (28:33):

That game.

Sevan Matossian (28:34):

Yep, fine. Oh, and they sent a picture of their TV set watching it. Fuck Major points. Scent. One of our buddies has just opened a brick and mortar shop. I think it’s in New Jersey, and he’s about to come on with a camera and a link. Is the quality like one 40 p for anyone else? I have a strong signal this morning, like really strong. Oh, shoot. Be sure to send the trailer to your mom.

Mattew Souza (29:26):

Do I have to? Yes.

Sevan Matossian (29:29):

Mom, I sent it to you. I sent you the YouTube version. I

Mattew Souza (29:33):

Was going to say, does she have access to the episodes too?

Sevan Matossian (29:37):

Oh, my mom sent it to me on my personal phone. My own mom said trailer

Mattew Souza (29:40):

Please. Oh, how nice. Oh, Gabe’s here. Oh, hey yo. Holy cow.

Gabe Maldonado (29:49):

What’s up

Mattew Souza (29:49):

Guys? Dang.

Gabe Maldonado (29:51):

What’s up? What’s up? How you guys doing?

Mattew Souza (29:53):

Is it 10:30 AM There

Gabe Maldonado (29:56):

It is. 10 30.

Mattew Souza (29:58):

Hey, first of all.

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