Andrew Hiller (00:00):
Well, it’s different.
Sevan Matossian (00:01):
I’m like a man with balls now just because my studio is so fucking nice. I got $70 carpet on the ground. I got my toe spacers aren’t cluttered on my desk with all my shit. I could see ’em easy.
Andrew Hiller (00:16):
That carpet freaked me out. You just rolled it on top of the floor?
Sevan Matossian (00:22):
Yeah. What was I supposed to do?
Andrew Hiller (00:25):
Carpet padding and staples.
Sevan Matossian (00:26):
Oh. Oh. There’s so much shit going to be so much heavy shit in here on it.
Andrew Hiller (00:32):
Yeah. It keeps the carpet from moving around.
Sevan Matossian (00:36):
Oh God. Wow. You’re stressing me out. You think I should do that still? I could still do that.
Andrew Hiller (00:41):
Did you buy that carpet on Amazon?
Sevan Matossian (00:43):
Yeah, 70 bucks for a 10 by seven piece and I bought three of them
Andrew Hiller (00:53):
And then you just rolled it out and left it there?
Sevan Matossian (00:55):
Yeah, well I rolled out three of them and then just kind of brought them close to each other.
Andrew Hiller (00:59):
Have you ever seen carpet get put down before
Sevan Matossian (01:03):
Little? They got that
Andrew Hiller (01:04):
Kid in the seventies that youve it into the corner of the wall and then you hit it with a staple and Oh,
Sevan Matossian (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Hiller (01:10):
It’s hard to fun to watch
Sevan Matossian (01:13):
Just because that sensation of it just going together nicely.
Andrew Hiller (01:18):
Yeah, I think that’d be,
Sevan Matossian (01:20):
I switched you on this side, so now I’m looking more at my camera. You cool with that?
Andrew Hiller (01:23):
Yeah, I think I like it better too. That side of the screen is darker for me.
Sevan Matossian (01:30):
Sad day for Seon. His Messiah is in big trouble tonight.
Andrew Hiller (01:33):
Who?
Sevan Matossian (01:34):
I have no idea. I don’t know who he’s talking about.
Andrew Hiller (01:36):
Is there a fighter? You Messiah, the fighter?
Sevan Matossian (01:41):
Maybe
Andrew Hiller (01:44):
Jeff’s here. Huh? I haven’t seen Jeff in a while.
Sevan Matossian (01:46):
Yeah, me neither. Late show. Let me go through and see these names real quick. Riley. Hey, what’s up? Oh wow. Nate Johnson. These are people who just don’t have profile pictures. Omar Canne. Canne Farmer Fit. I dmm with this cat.
Andrew Hiller (02:02):
You’re dmm with everybody, man.
Sevan Matossian (02:05):
Robbie Myers. That’s a homeboy. What are we doing at this hour? Is that helping Nate Johnson? Is it a mistake to DMM with me? No. Or to say hi? I dunno which Yvonne Gravenstein. Caleb meant to make it for an 11:00 AM tomorrow and messed it up. Oh shit.
Andrew Hiller (02:28):
Was Caleb coming on?
Sevan Matossian (02:29):
I don’t know who’s coming on. He
Andrew Hiller (02:30):
Was in that group chat.
Sevan Matossian (02:33):
Usually he does the night shows. Darren Seven on your podcast with Gza kept me company on the way down to SoCal from the Bay. Great episode. Thank you. It was Gaza and Ariel and
Andrew Hiller (02:48):
Colton
Sevan Matossian (02:49):
And Colton. He called some of the other athletes dummies. That needs to be made into a clip too.
Andrew Hiller (02:57):
I took the bit of him kind going after the buttery bros. I did a double dip on them today.
Sevan Matossian (03:03):
Oh, chick. We got a fucking full blown hater in the, I don’t know if she’s a hater. You know what it is actually. Have you seen this chick? Kate Foster?
Andrew Hiller (03:12):
Yeah. She’s been on my channel forever, just commenting.
Sevan Matossian (03:17):
I don’t think
Andrew Hiller (03:18):
She’s pretty level.
Sevan Matossian (03:21):
She’s really upset because of the Sporty Beth stuff and then now she’s really tripping on, I think she already made a comment on tonight’s video.
Andrew Hiller (03:30):
This one?
Sevan Matossian (03:31):
Yeah. Hold on.
Andrew Hiller (03:33):
No.
Sevan Matossian (03:33):
Yeah, I think it’s on this video already before it said
Andrew Hiller (03:38):
Certain names pop out to me. I would’ve seen her if she popped up.
Sevan Matossian (03:42):
No, not in the chat. She actually made a comment on the YouTube video already.
Andrew Hiller (03:46):
Oh, that’s interesting.
Sevan Matossian (03:48):
Even before we went live, she was on the,
Andrew Hiller (03:51):
Hold on. Is it going to say, I bet he talks about Sporty Beth on this.
Sevan Matossian (03:55):
She’s been doing that, but she also got, lemme see if I can,
Andrew Hiller (04:00):
I’m going to see if I can pull it up too.
Sevan Matossian (04:03):
Damn. I don’t see where it is. But basically she said you took a misstep for taking a pop shot at the buttery Rose. I didn’t see you take a pop shot at the buttery rose. Is she just talking about like that?
Andrew Hiller (04:13):
I don’t know why people think this. I’ve had people reach out to me who have had conversations with other people and they’re like, they’re so upset. The people are upset. I go, why? All I was pointing out is that the buttery bros didn’t edit the entire thing and people need to know that. I think
Sevan Matossian (04:42):
I carried a camera around for three years one night when I was carrying it around. A dude and I film shit every night. Every night I walk this one town, I lose to California for three years when I see every night, I mean 90% of the nights. And this one night a dude was driving a car and he drove into a bunch of kids and he killed five of them and he jumped out of the car and he said, I’m the angel of death. And I filmed it and people were calling me like an asshole and I was like, dude, I filmed everything in this town for the last three years.
Andrew Hiller (05:16):
Thanks Jeff.
Sevan Matossian (05:17):
And so I don’t agree with you, I don’t disagree with you. I don’t agree with you that the people who are editing the buttery bros videos or if that people just think it’s him and Mars and making the videos. I don’t think they owe it to anyone, especially if they’re paying them to share that with the world at all. That being said, that’s your fucking job as Andrew Hiller, what you’ve been doing the last two years. You go around and comb shit.
Andrew Hiller (05:45):
That’s pretty fair.
Sevan Matossian (05:47):
So you’re that thing in the bottom of the pool that goes around that no one likes who’s over the age of eight. You like that thing until you’re eight and then that thing’s fucking annoying when you’re eight. You’re like, wow, that thing goes around on the bottom of the pool and clean shit and I can take the hose out and squirt people. You know what I’m talking about? The little Polaris thing and yeah, mine
Andrew Hiller (06:02):
Was a little ladybug,
Sevan Matossian (06:04):
But when you’re nine you’re like, that’s fucking stupid. It’s just been their way. It’s like, dude, it’s like, Hey, leave Hiller alone. If it was anyone else, I would think it could be seen as an attack on the buttery bros from a U. It’s just like, Hey, he’s just pointing something out. That’s what he does. He points shit out.
Andrew Hiller (06:18):
Is there any way that I could pull that up and just, I was actually talking with Peter.
Sevan Matossian (06:24):
I want to pull up a bunch of stuff today. I’m loving what you’re doing with your YouTube. You pulled an audible. I’m really digging it.
Andrew Hiller (06:31):
Thank you Jeff. Yeah, I’m like a catfish, but I’m just trying to sweep the bottom for stuff.
Sevan Matossian (06:38):
Here’s the thing, it’s not even you. It’s Pedro. Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (06:43):
Pedro’s clip. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (06:45):
Once again, Hey, it’s like the Danny Spiegel thing. You’re in trouble for being mean to Danny Spiegel when all you did was play clips from her video and holy shit, dude. Holy shit. That thing is bizarre world. Hey, dislike. No one’s hating on Danny either. Hey dude, she’s in the ecosystem. She makes money off of Hiller bringing up her name. Hiller makes money off of her bringing up her name. It’s just an ecosystem. Danny, you’re the big beautiful shark and we’re just the fish that swim in your gills. It’s cool. We’re just cleaning shit up. Just be cool with us. Use us. You are the big shark. Use us. Okay.
Andrew Hiller (07:25):
I like this recap episode by Pedro, by the way, but look it. Look at the right. I say these are the people who did things in the Titanic. These are people who did things in the fittest, men and women on Earth documentary that they put out. And then if you were to go to the comments section on that video, everyone’s jerking off Hebrew and Mars for getting this video out so fast. They’re not saying the documentary’s good. Some of ’em are, but I’d say that 60 to 70% of the comments are just jerking ’em off for the speed at which they had put it together.
Sevan Matossian (07:56):
Which is cool. Which is cool. They should get credit for that. Yeah, that’s
Andrew Hiller (07:58):
Great. But if it weren’t for these people that no one freaking knows about, I’m just curious who they are and then if you scroll down, I tagged
Sevan Matossian (08:08):
A wait, but let me push back here a little bit. My shit ain’t out and I ain’t paying anyone. They pay their people and their shit’s out.
Andrew Hiller (08:17):
So
Sevan Matossian (08:17):
They pay their people. Their people. What? Say it again.
Andrew Hiller (08:21):
Everyone knows who’s doing that. I’ve heard you talk about these people. This is why I talk about this stuff.
Sevan Matossian (08:26):
Oh, I see what you’re saying. Everyone knows it’s Mariah and Patrick Rios and Bella and Grace and you and everyone just helping me out.
Andrew Hiller (08:35):
You do it over and over. You’ve had a show with them on.
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
Okay, I see what you’re saying.
Andrew Hiller (08:38):
People are like Hillary, you clearly don’t watch every Instagram story they’ve ever put up because then they talk about it. Oh, you don’t know who Rick Jones and who’s the other person Ian are. But if you look at that comment they put up, not the PC and the pup’s comment. It should be at the top. It’s the buttery bros comment.
Sevan Matossian (08:57):
Do you think then Patrick Clark types that out on a keyboard or on his phone?
Andrew Hiller (09:01):
Voice to text?
Sevan Matossian (09:03):
No. Shit.
Andrew Hiller (09:04):
It’s got to be
Sevan Matossian (09:05):
Because he’s young, because his age, because he’s younger than me. Do old people do that? Who uses voice to text? Do you use voice to text?
Andrew Hiller (09:12):
Every email I respond to is voice to text because I can’t type.
Sevan Matossian (09:15):
Isn’t it too much work? If there’s an error,
Andrew Hiller (09:18):
You just stare at it and you type as you stare.
Sevan Matossian (09:22):
Okay. It’s quick.
Andrew Hiller (09:22):
It’s quick.
Sevan Matossian (09:23):
Alright, I’ll work that in. God, this could be fun reading this.
Andrew Hiller (09:30):
I don’t know where the buttery bro comment is. I pinned it. They put everybody in there. It should be right? Yeah. It’s not there. What the hell? Did they delete it?
Sevan Matossian (09:40):
Or maybe I need to, oh, this guy says I’m the goat at something.
Andrew Hiller (09:45):
Yeah, I’m chugging cock
Sevan Matossian (09:50):
Andrew Hiller, but that’s not true. I’m not the goat at that. I’m not the goat.
Andrew Hiller (09:56):
It’s at the top on my screen.
Sevan Matossian (09:58):
What do you think? Mark Bell? What do you think about this? I want to talk about chug and cock. Just really quick.
Andrew Hiller (10:02):
Yeah. Mark Bell and chug and cock. Let’s go.
Sevan Matossian (10:04):
I heard Mark Bell said that I saw this quote the other day, that chugging cock isn’t about how good you are at it. It’s all about your enthusiasm. Why
Andrew Hiller (10:13):
Did I hear that too?
Sevan Matossian (10:17):
That’s just great. What are your tits doing?
Andrew Hiller (10:20):
What do you mean? Are they doing something? My screen is so small. I don’t have my bigger TV screen.
Sevan Matossian (10:29):
What are you on? You’re on a laptop.
Andrew Hiller (10:30):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (10:32):
I don’t know if you were aware of what you were doing. You were flexing your tits. Okay, here we go.
Andrew Hiller (10:37):
That’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (10:38):
So buttery bros. I’m assuming that’s Hebrew, right? Crew that deserves credit. God, I need to figure this out so I look cool when I do this. Should it be on this computer? What’s a bit of profile shot of my nose this way or this way?
Andrew Hiller (10:56):
Did you see that thing that I sent you in Susa of your faces side by side? It’s like un blurred and blurred.
Sevan Matossian (11:03):
Oh no. When did you send that?
Andrew Hiller (11:05):
You never acknowledged it. I thought you hated how big your nose looked in it.
Sevan Matossian (11:08):
Oh no. I didn’t even understand it. No. I love every aspect of my nose. My nose is cool.
Andrew Hiller (11:13):
I do too.
Sevan Matossian (11:14):
Thank you. Oh, don’t say that to me when your shirt’s off, please. It’s too much. Oh, I got this comment’s been up there too long, Darren, but crew that deserves credit, art and vibes. Art and vibes. That’s his thing. Vibes.
Andrew Hiller (11:34):
Who’s that?
Sevan Matossian (11:35):
Julian?
Andrew Hiller (11:37):
No, it says Julian g Marquez.
Sevan Matossian (11:39):
I know. That’s what that dude provides. Arts and Vibes. Oh,
Andrew Hiller (11:42):
Okay. I thought that was his tag. Interesting.
Sevan Matossian (11:46):
Camera is Rick Jones. That’s a CrossFit crash, dude. Yeah, that’s
Andrew Hiller (11:50):
That. I bumped into him there. I saw him and he was actually in one of the videos
Sevan Matossian (11:56):
And then a b H offer photo. I don’t know who that is.
Andrew Hiller (12:00):
No idea.
Sevan Matossian (12:01):
Can we look at him real quick? Sure. Want to see if I recognize him from the, he looks like Rich Reney.
Andrew Hiller (12:08):
Damn or Madero?
Sevan Matossian (12:13):
This guy looks like Charlie Dooby guy
Andrew Hiller (12:15):
Who own Hamilton. Who’s leaving my comment up there for 10 minutes?
Sevan Matossian (12:20):
I don’t see the guy. I don’t see this Hoffer dude.
Andrew Hiller (12:23):
Well see. Maybe this is why. Maybe this is what they should have said.
Sevan Matossian (12:26):
Oh, maybe this is him
Andrew Hiller (12:28):
Or her.
Sevan Matossian (12:30):
Oh yeah. Shit. I just assumed it was a dude. Sexist
Andrew Hiller (12:33):
Dude. I realized something. There’s a chance maybe these people don’t want to be talked about.
Sevan Matossian (12:38):
No, they do. They do.
Andrew Hiller (12:40):
Is that right?
Sevan Matossian (12:43):
Got Utah based photographer. Okay, so we know Brett Hoffer. Let’s just say he’s Mormon. That’s nepotism.
Andrew Hiller (12:50):
What the fuck? There’s a fly in here.
Sevan Matossian (12:52):
Nepotism. Where are you?
Andrew Hiller (12:54):
I’m in Minnesota and flies are everywhere in Minnesota. Two comments here. So Bruce says, speaking of the buddy Rose,
Sevan Matossian (13:02):
Okay, here we go. Back down here. Who else do they thank? They thank Avon’s, the goat again. Okay, so edit is this chick. Steph, Andrea 97 was on site working all day on our raw butter series.
Andrew Hiller (13:20):
A lot of people were throwing stuff at her in the comments too. Good stuff,
Sevan Matossian (13:24):
Dude. She’s a beast. I saw her in the edit room and I told her if she wants to come to the light,
Andrew Hiller (13:31):
You know her,
Sevan Matossian (13:31):
She should get my digits. I don’t know her, but their content is edited on a whole nother level and when I said that to her, she said, that’s not true, Jeff.
Andrew Hiller (13:45):
I pulled it up. I want Mariah to see
Sevan Matossian (13:47):
That pissed me off when I said that to her. Julian said, you’re the light. I was like, yeah, I’m the light.
Andrew Hiller (13:59):
So they’re the dark. That’s the only thing that you were insinuating there.
Sevan Matossian (14:02):
Rama Lock was across the country in California editing the documentary and uploading the projects daily for us to review with.
Andrew Hiller (14:09):
That’s weird.
Sevan Matossian (14:11):
Okay, so they were uploading. I didn’t get how
Andrew Hiller (14:12):
That works. How do you edit from a different part of the country? I mean, I have final cut on here and I don’t know how. I didn’t want to tinker with my timeline anywhere
Sevan Matossian (14:21):
Else you can share. You can share, you can share and then you can use, they can either be working on your computer while your computer’s on just from a remote location. Shut
Andrew Hiller (14:31):
The fuck up.
Sevan Matossian (14:31):
Yeah. Or they could be working with what’s called, you probably never do this working with what’s called, someone will say it in the comments, but you don’t work with the full-size files. You just work with me. Proxy. Oh, thank you. Proxy. We also had Island Ninja helping with some social content. Then we, Hebrew Mars did some things as well. It didn’t take two days. It took seven.
Andrew Hiller (14:57):
I guess that means that they started on Tuesday at the games.
Sevan Matossian (15:03):
Well, just so you know, the behind the scenes may never come out.
Andrew Hiller (15:08):
Why is that?
Sevan Matossian (15:09):
I don’t know. I could get hit by a car or the footage could get lost in the mail or fucking anything could happen, but I don’t know why you’re getting in trouble for that.
Andrew Hiller (15:19):
Yeah, Pedro and I were kind of confused because all the comments we’re trying to say, can you pull up Clark Patrick Clark’s comment? I think Patrick Clark’s comment is two comments. Handful of the other ones
Sevan Matossian (15:35):
The buttery bros has and always will be Martian and Hebrew. They put in the hard work and continue to do so to keep that brand just like other content creators in the space.
Andrew Hiller (15:43):
We never said that they didn’t
Sevan Matossian (15:45):
Fair. Right. Those that make up the team at the games, Julian and Grant, Steph and Rick Jones understand and they’re given credit. Okay.
Andrew Hiller (15:53):
This is what Pedro and I were talking about. Those are all people that we were unaware of that somehow Patrick Clark knows of, and this is exactly why I’m making the post.
Sevan Matossian (16:03):
Just because you don’t see it in the credits doesn’t mean they’re not getting their dick sucked in the athlete village.
Andrew Hiller (16:08):
Whoa. Whoa. That’s
Sevan Matossian (16:11):
So rude. Steph definitely does not have a dick. That girl did not have a dick. That’s so uncool. Damn. Just because you don’t see it in the credits. I’m going to leave out the that last line. It’s not appropriate for my show like a traditional doc. It doesn’t mean they’re holding them back. They understand that it’s the bros that has given them the opportunity. The combination of that team probably averages about two hours a piece of sleep a night during the games. They have a great system of editing that not many people can do or keep pace with. It may not be certain people’s cup of tea, but game has to recognize game. I don’t understand. I honestly don’t know what he’s saying.
Andrew Hiller (16:48):
Well, the big ones in there littering, and that’s a super Trooper’s quote.
Sevan Matossian (16:56):
Mr. Rick Jones. That’s a Super Trooper’s quote. No one understands what Hiller says, but it’s provocative.
Andrew Hiller (17:02):
Oh yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Didn’t PC in the pub say littering in there?
Sevan Matossian (17:13):
But 11 people liked Patrick’s comment, but I don’t understand what he’s saying. Well, no,
Andrew Hiller (17:18):
The thing that Pedro and I were talking about was everything he says in there is exactly what I made the post for, so thank you.
Sevan Matossian (17:25):
Oh, cool. Okay, so it worked. It wanted to, oh, so you were highlighting the buttery Bross team as a whole? Maybe I think, wait, let me go back and see it. Yes.
Andrew Hiller (17:35):
Lemme
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
See. He’s comment here again from the buttery bro. Oh look. Here’s one of their, by the way, this is one of their Compton correspondence. Dick butter. He is closely related to the buttery bros. He’s the uncle, a buttery bro. Oh, here. Crew that deserves credit first and foremost, Andrew Hiller. Thanks for always highlighting our great work. Holy shit, I didn’t even see that at first. Well, that’s cool.
Andrew Hiller (18:01):
Sick.
Sevan Matossian (18:02):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (18:04):
Who win a fight? Laura or Heer and Mars? Not the Jeff out
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
The he Mars would beat her up. So that day for Stevon is a Messiah’s in big trouble. Did we find out who that is? A trap daddy on the right now?
Andrew Hiller (18:20):
That’s me.
Sevan Matossian (18:22):
I think you should do more trap shit. Some isolated trap shit.
Andrew Hiller (18:25):
I used to do a whole lot of trap shit.
Sevan Matossian (18:28):
Tank Reeves, and I thought you and Hillary were going to have Trump on. You guys think we’re so cool? Are you
Andrew Hiller (18:34):
At the top of the comment section? Dude? What the hell?
Sevan Matossian (18:37):
No, I’m way down low. I’m like, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I’m at the top. Yeah. Savon, did you get some behind the scenes footage of cold cigarettes games? Yeah, I bonded with Cole. Good. I need to have Cole on.
Andrew Hiller (18:47):
I have to respond to Rick Jones because he’s upset and I have no idea why. I honestly,
Sevan Matossian (18:54):
How do you know? Is he texting you?
Andrew Hiller (18:56):
No, he commented that and he wants a response and I got to go. I honestly don’t know what I was talking about.
Sevan Matossian (19:02):
What makes you think he’s upset?
Andrew Hiller (19:06):
The tone at which I read that message. The second one says, I’m still waiting for your response. Explain what you mean here.
Sevan Matossian (19:13):
Mansplain it. Olivia, you guys are keeping my spirits up when dealing with a very rare blood cancer. God bless your podcast. Have you been watching since the beginning of a fan and CrossFitter since 2013? What do you got? You got something with your platelets?
Andrew Hiller (19:30):
I’m back.
Sevan Matossian (19:31):
Olivia. What’s up dmm? Me. What you got? I’m curious, please.
Andrew Hiller (19:35):
I fan across this in 2013.
Sevan Matossian (19:40):
Lucy Boha
Andrew Hiller (19:41):
Three or four years more than Spiegel.
Sevan Matossian (19:43):
I thought it was known that they have five of them editing their videos. Hebrew legit set it on the Instagram story the other day.
Andrew Hiller (19:50):
Well,
Sevan Matossian (19:51):
Avon filmed a mass murder. Yeah. Isn’t that crazy, dude? I’m telling you, I’ve done fucking everything. I’ve done everything.
Andrew Hiller (19:58):
What did you end up doing with that footage of those people getting run over?
Sevan Matossian (20:03):
You want to know?
Andrew Hiller (20:05):
Yes, there’s
Sevan Matossian (20:07):
So
Andrew Hiller (20:08):
Something. Or what? You
Sevan Matossian (20:08):
Said there’s something called Sweep Week.
Andrew Hiller (20:11):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (20:12):
Okay. Do you know what Sweeps week is? It’s old day tv. Shit. I don’t think they have it anymore, but basically there used to be this thing and once a week or once a year or twice a year, they would have something called week or it’d be maybe once a quarter. And basically every network’s ratings then during that week determined how much they could charge for ads the rest of the year. And so it was during sweeps week, and it was the second mass killing for the first one was Columbine. You probably weren’t even born. There was this mass killing Columbine and it was like the first one. Heard about that. Okay. And then the next one was this one and I had the footage.
Andrew Hiller (20:55):
What?
Sevan Matossian (20:56):
The next one was this one and I had the footage.
Andrew Hiller (21:00):
Oh, so you almost won. Sweep. Sweep. What would happen then? What are you doing over there? Oh, money. I understand. So you didn’t win.
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
I sold the footage to each network one by one, not only. And then I had these contract and I was homeless, dude, I was living in a car and I had these contracts. I would only do local affiliates, local affiliates, sell it to local affiliates throughout the country. It was crazy. It was awesome. And I used all of that money to buy all new fucking camera equipment. And I spent fucking so much money on new camera equipment. I was
Andrew Hiller (21:40):
Going to say that. That’s how Greg found you.
Sevan Matossian (21:44):
Kind of kind of. I just put my head down and kept working. It’s not like I didn’t even rent an apartment or anything.
Andrew Hiller (21:54):
Spiegel would whoop Natty Hiller’s ass.
Sevan Matossian (21:58):
Well, there is no such thing as Natty Hiller. So that’s an imaginary character.
Andrew Hiller (22:01):
No, it’s an old character. It’s just like Home was seven. That’s a thing. Who wins in a fight or home with seven? Who wins?
Sevan Matossian (22:13):
Darren. People don’t have the attention span to watch Hiller’s video and hear what he’s saying. They can’t last longer than two minutes. Darren, the thing, I dunno if I agree with that assessment. I think people just go in their heads.
Andrew Hiller (22:25):
They read the title and they get stuck on the title. And I understand that. Dude, the average duration on that Maderas video is 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
Sevan Matossian (22:34):
Your new one?
Andrew Hiller (22:35):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:36):
God, that hurt my feelings.
Andrew Hiller (22:38):
Why?
Sevan Matossian (22:40):
I only want positive media about Maderas.
Andrew Hiller (22:43):
It was.
Sevan Matossian (22:44):
I haven’t seen it yet though.
Andrew Hiller (22:45):
I’d say on a scale from one to 10, 10 being ultimate, burn this thing down. It was like a 6.2 and a one is everyone loves everybody. It would be like a 6.2 to 6.7
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
And a 10 is burn everything down. Okay.
Andrew Hiller (23:01):
A 10 is hard core. Burn it down.
Sevan Matossian (23:04):
Fuck him. He should retire.
Andrew Hiller (23:06):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (23:06):
And yours was more like, where is he should break up with is number nine
Andrew Hiller (23:10):
And all this shit.
Sevan Matossian (23:13):
So one is, fuck dude, he’s going to come back better than ever. You guys are fucking idiots. He’s the man. And nine is fire Adam, er 9.5 is kick Ellie to the curb and 10 is both.
Andrew Hiller (23:28):
Yeah, you got it. You
Sevan Matossian (23:29):
Nailed it. And 11 is become a heroin addict.
Andrew Hiller (23:34):
Damn. It’s on the other end of the spectrum of that scale. You did so bad that you should just start heroin.
Sevan Matossian (23:39):
So Knifer and Ellie survive your critique.
Andrew Hiller (23:43):
I wanted to dig into the Ellie thing a little bit, but there’s this, and I go into it in the video, the part on Froning and Bailey training where Bailey being around helped Froning because Froning would always just finish a little bit ahead, Bailey, every day. So I can’t say that Ellie being there is explicitly a bad thing, but a lot of people think so. A lot of people think that he is just kind of going down to beat her, and so he is never improving.
Sevan Matossian (24:12):
It’s possible. I looked into my crystal ball and I looked into the other, I called the guy from Hitler Productions who made the Flat Earth movie.
Andrew Hiller (24:20):
Oh, hier. Hier
Sevan Matossian (24:23):
And Hier. Not Hiller, hier, hier. And him and I went into another dimension where he breaks up with Ellie. It’s not good. He took 27th.
Andrew Hiller (24:36):
Damn.
Sevan Matossian (24:37):
So it’s good. So Ellie’s good. You can just fucking hit the resets.
Andrew Hiller (24:41):
I wonder why he took 27 because she was turning him down. You know what, if he was playing hard to get, he’d be working out harder to try to prove himself to her. He’d be doing that man shit where he never thinks he’s good enough.
Sevan Matossian (24:54):
Oh, to overcompensate, to prove something to his woman.
Andrew Hiller (24:57):
Yeah. That was another universe though. That’s what she needs. She’s got to play hard to get
Sevan Matossian (25:03):
Like Laura Vett the Messiah comment. Trump is facing 13 charges in Georgia. Indictment from c n n. Your favorite place. Oh, I have no, what is it?
Andrew Hiller (25:15):
This is fucking ridiculous. I don’t
Sevan Matossian (25:18):
Know. I don’t even know what to say about
Andrew Hiller (25:19):
That. Sp only best Netty Hiller if she get her hands on him. Netty Hiller is fast, and she could easily distract her by throwing crumble cookies if she ever gets too close. That was a wild ride. As I was reading that.
Sevan Matossian (25:35):
Someone in there, by the way, said that someone in there said that the buttery bros doc was their best work to date, which is cool. I’m glad you said that. I still haven’t watched it, but I’m going to watch it.
Andrew Hiller (25:47):
But I disagree wholeheartedly.
Sevan Matossian (25:48):
You do,
Andrew Hiller (25:50):
Dude. They produced some of those documentaries.
Sevan Matossian (25:53):
Oh, but I think he means just as the team of the Buttery Bross
Andrew Hiller (25:57):
YouTube channel perhaps.
Sevan Matossian (26:01):
I’ve watched six of their, maybe 10 of their videos in the last two years I watched and nine of ’em. I absolutely was like, fuck. I’m really glad I watched it. The only one that I did not like that I was fucking like, fuck, I wish I wouldn’t have watched. This was the one. Which is fine. I’m sure the people watch these podcasts on a higher frequency than that and being like, Hey, I wasted some of my life was the one where they did with, it was Fraser versus Maderis.
Andrew Hiller (26:28):
What was wrong with it?
Sevan Matossian (26:29):
Dude? It was like paper airplane throws and jello eating contest and I wanted to fucking blow my brains out.
Andrew Hiller (26:35):
That was rough. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (26:36):
Yeah. It was like, fuck you guys. And then at the end it was cool. They measure each other’s dicks. That kind of made up for it.
Andrew Hiller (26:46):
Who had the smallest
Sevan Matossian (26:47):
One? Dude, I’m not going to ruin the video. Whoa. Seon. I was homeless also. Seon. My mom is a powerful accomplished attorney,
Andrew Hiller (26:59):
But he was homeless by choice. Kind of
Sevan Matossian (27:02):
Everyone’s homeless by choice.
Andrew Hiller (27:05):
Oh, that’s why I said kind of
Sevan Matossian (27:08):
Everyone’s homeless by choice.
Andrew Hiller (27:10):
Interesting.
Sevan Matossian (27:11):
Hey, Jeff Vaco. You want to know something?
Andrew Hiller (27:13):
People.
Sevan Matossian (27:14):
Aristotle Onassis. You should read his biography. Fucking fascinating. One of the richest fucking families in the whole fucking world. In the fucking Nazis. Get his dad. Take him into a concentration camp. And Aristotle Onassis eventually crosses the Atlantic in the bottom of some sort of fucked up boat that takes weeks and weeks to cross the Atlantic. And he’s down there with all these 500 other dudes and they’re not allowed on the top deck. They didn’t have enough money to pay to be on the top deck. And it’s just dudes vomiting, pissing and shitting in the bottom of this boat in one giant hole.
Andrew Hiller (27:58):
That sounds cool.
Sevan Matossian (27:59):
And he gets to South America and he’s got nothing. He’s just fucking broke.
Andrew Hiller (28:10):
Okay, next. What happens?
Sevan Matossian (28:13):
And he becomes the fucking richest man who ever fucking walked on planet Earth. This shit that he did makes the shit that everyone else. I mean, it’s just crazy what he did. You have to read his biography, how he built his shit up from scratch. It’s a fucking nuts. Jeff Paco’s trying to say something there. It’s just fucking idiocy. You go back. Just one generation from my family and they were fucking escaping the Genocide Turks, and they came to this country with fucking nothing.
Andrew Hiller (28:45):
You’re a Jew.
Sevan Matossian (28:46):
No Turks. The Arman Close. Same story. Same story. Same noses, different people,
Andrew Hiller (28:54):
Right? The boys were Jews. It was Haley.
Sevan Matossian (28:57):
Right? The Jews were being attacked by Snuffaluffagus and the Armenians were being attacked by the cookie monster, but the same shit. Anyway.
Andrew Hiller (29:11):
Yeah. Ramble. This fly is pissing me off. A lot of flies in Minnesota.
Sevan Matossian (29:17):
Hey, where are you right now?
Andrew Hiller (29:18):
I’m in Minnesota. I’m at a Mayo Clinic.
Sevan Matossian (29:22):
My mom said that you made a tear jerker with your chick. Is it this thing on your Instagram? I searched your YouTube for it and I couldn’t find it.
Andrew Hiller (29:32):
Yeah, it’s probably, it’s the Instagram one.
Sevan Matossian (29:35):
Can I play it?
Andrew Hiller (29:36):
Sure. It’s kind of long. How long is long? Two and a half minutes.
Sevan Matossian (29:41):
No. Yeah, let’s watch it. Alright. Are you going to cry?
Andrew Hiller (29:44):
No.
Sevan Matossian (29:46):
Did you cry when you made it? I made your confusion with Did you cry when you made it?
Andrew Hiller (29:51):
No, I didn’t. But I think Alexis is trying to respond to everybody in there. She’s just laying in that hospital bed right now.
Sevan Matossian (29:58):
Lemme tell you another thing too.
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