Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Wasted. I just, sorry guys. I thought we were alive. I was still going to be two minutes late. I’m sorry. No, I’m not sleeping in fuck. Can you do the whole bit again, son of a bitch?
Mattew Souza (00:12):
Yeah, just do you want me to cue it all the way up to what you were saying there?
Sevan Matossian (00:17):
Let’s go with this. My back is the worst. It’s been in five years. I think it’s my bed. I think I just cracked the code, the hotel bed. I think it’s my bed. I think it’s my bed. Oh, I didn’t do rumble. Son of a bitch,
Mattew Souza (00:31):
And the hotel bed felt better.
Sevan Matossian (00:34):
I never woke up during the CrossFit games and I never woke up during the CrossFit games with the bad back. Hey, did you already taught a class this morning?
Mattew Souza (00:46):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t go in until this afternoon, but I got a terrible wake up call because Albert hit me up and he said, Hey, just F y I. A bunch of people’s cars got broken into. So during the five 30 class, somebody came through and smashed a couple of windows out and stole people’s shit out of their car.
Sevan Matossian (01:07):
At your gym?
Mattew Souza (01:08):
At the gym, yeah. While everybody was inside working out.
Sevan Matossian (01:19):
Let me get, do you have a democrat as a mayor?
Mattew Souza (01:23):
Yeah, we do all the things. We celebrated the month. We have some of the masks at the city council. Can
Sevan Matossian (01:30):
You imagine spending money celebrating gay pride month or b l m month or Armenian month when you can’t even protect your businesses?
Mattew Souza (01:41):
It’s crazy, dude.
Sevan Matossian (01:45):
Holy shit. For those of you who aren’t regulars on the show, you might be like, wait, what’s he talking about? Huh?
(01:54):
These cities that we live in, I don’t know how it is in your guys’ part of the country or whatever, but these cities that Susan and I live in, they’ve basically legalized crime. Oh, Sevan, that’s not true. You’re not speaking truth. You’re not speaking truth, blah, blah, blah. No, they’ve completely legalized crime, and I’ll tell you why. If you go after the, let’s say, let’s say I was out there and someone was breaking those car windows and I were to try to stop them, I would more likely get in trouble than them if what they stole was less than a thousand dollars. It’s no big deal. They just get out. All of us who live in these blue cities know someone who was, for example, held up at an A T M by knife point, and 24 hours later, if the person was caught, they were released. That’s how all the blue cities are in California. It’s complete fucking chaos. Olivia. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who don’t listen to the show in the past prepared to unsubscribe, prepare yourself for the real stevon. Thank you. Olivia.
Mattew Souza (02:55):
Please don’t,
Sevan Matossian (02:56):
It was cool being. It was cool. It was cool being the other sub on. Hey, God, I’m so pissed. Susa, I’m so fucking angry. Susa doesn’t even live in Livermore is like the good spot. It’s like for the people who’ve already ran away from the city.
Mattew Souza (03:14):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (03:15):
Hey, imagine. Imagine paying $60,000 a year in property tax. Just imagine that you have a house, right? And in front of your house, there’s a needle exchange program because you work, you send your kids to school. The only time off you have is on weekends, and yet there’s a needle exchange in front of your house, so that drug addicts who steal from you, it’s a hundred percent. Just so you know, all drug addicts steal that one is true. You know what I mean? If you’re just like, Hey, all hicks chew tobacco, that’s not true. But until you see a white crow or a white raven or a black seagull, all drug addicts steal. That’s how they make their living. So you give them free needles so that after they steal your shit and sell it and buy drugs, it’s fucking nuts. And you pay 60. I know some of you’re like, what’s he talking about? $60,000 you property tax. Yeah. Welcome to California, baby.
Mattew Souza (04:26):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (04:27):
You spend $9,000 a month on your mortgage and $3,000 a month on your property tax,
Mattew Souza (04:33):
5,000. It’s crazy. And you’re absolutely right. That drug addict steal.
Sevan Matossian (04:39):
Yeah, they all steal. Every single one of them steals.
Mattew Souza (04:43):
And you know who they start with? Their families?
Sevan Matossian (04:46):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (04:46):
Yeah. They steal from their families. They start by stealing from their families. If you guys have ever had addicts in your family,
Sevan Matossian (04:52):
She was just talking from experience
Mattew Souza (04:53):
There. Christmas Eve, get the talk from dad. Okay, boys, hide your cash.
Sevan Matossian (04:59):
Was it a sibling? Did you have a sibling that was this drug
Mattew Souza (05:01):
Addict? No, no, no. I only have one. We went aunts, cousins.
Sevan Matossian (05:07):
What was
Mattew Souza (05:07):
Their drug? My mom was very, oh, yeah, yeah. Pills, opiates, Oxycontin. That dates it a little bit, but yeah.
Sevan Matossian (05:16):
Judy Reed, Chinese woman living in Ohio. Something that doesn’t seem right. I like it. Welcome back. Seon Plus, Matt. Ooh, I got the goosebumps seeing Judy again.
Mattew Souza (05:29):
Little
Sevan Matossian (05:29):
Tingly. Judy Reed, welcome back. Seon and Matt, we have important special election in Ohio today. Any Ohioan, please go vote yes on protecting the Constitution. I am bummed. Yeah. Heroin addicts are the fucking wildest. They just steal your shit and then come back and get high on your couch.
Mattew Souza (05:55):
They’re crazy.
Sevan Matossian (05:57):
Holy shit. Wow. I’m getting so many text messages. Oh my goodness. This is nuts. Hey, did you have a good time?
Mattew Souza (06:08):
I had a blast. An absolute
Sevan Matossian (06:10):
Blast. Susan and I went to the CrossFit games this weekend week. This week.
Mattew Souza (06:14):
Yeah. It feels like one long day. I had a blast. How so true to see your boys?
Sevan Matossian (06:25):
I had an absolute blast. There’s so many people I didn’t see because I was under the cave underground. Oh, that makes me so happy to hear that. Heidi Kreme. I had the best time. That is awesome. Hey, there was really quick, but I don’t know what’s going on here, but we were told that if you use Code Seon at the tow spacer site, you get 15% off. But I saw something today that says if you shop our tools and save 20% off of tow spacers bundles, if you use games, 2023. So I don’t know what’s a better code, but don’t use my code if games 2023 is better. I just saw it today.
Mattew Souza (07:11):
Try both. See which works best for you.
Sevan Matossian (07:18):
Shop our tools and save 20% off tow spacers. So maybe, maybe it’s better to use games. 2023. Oh oh, you’re going to do it. Okay. Try to buy just that one. Oh, you’re a fucking stud. Susa.
Mattew Souza (07:32):
Oh, it’s the bundle. There’s the bundle. Okay, we got discount code. What was it? Games 23.
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
Yeah, 2023. It’s capital G, but maybe it doesn’t matter. Try capital. The whole word’s Capital. Sorry.
Mattew Souza (07:43):
The whole word. Got it. Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (07:46):
What do they call that? Case sensitive or sensitive case or, oh, now try. Okay. Tric seven on. Not quite close though. You’re close. You’re close
Mattew Souza (08:01):
Happening. Oh, it’s gift card discount. Drop the egg.
Sevan Matossian (08:05):
You’re close. You’re close. I’m feeling you. I’m feeling you, dog.
Mattew Souza (08:08):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (08:09):
Fuck games 2023. It’s save on. It’s save
Mattew Souza (08:11):
On. Oh wait, but that was games 2023. Hold on.
Sevan Matossian (08:15):
What did you put? You had it right?
Mattew Souza (08:17):
Games 2020.
Sevan Matossian (08:20):
Oh, you didn’t have the SS
Mattew Souza (08:21):
2023. Oh
Sevan Matossian (08:28):
Yeah. Don’t use save on, don’t use save on use Gain. 2020.
Mattew Souza (08:31):
Save on
Sevan Matossian (08:34):
Unless you want to pay an extra. Okay, so there it is. Okay. Shit. Sorry for anyone. I just found that out today. I was just perusing
Mattew Souza (08:43):
Drew’s. Got it.
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
Drew Gilbert, God Drew. Look at you with your little suit and tie, Amanda. Stack. Little eight. Cutting into my peptides fund, but worth it for behind the scenes. Thank you. Hey, I saw Craig Ritchie put out a behind the scenes. I heard a mayhem put out the behind the scenes. Maybe I just won’t even put mine out.
Mattew Souza (09:07):
Nah,
Sevan Matossian (09:08):
Keep the money. I
Mattew Souza (09:09):
Watched him. Did you watch him?
Sevan Matossian (09:11):
I haven’t watched anything.
Mattew Souza (09:13):
It’s a completely different flavor than what we’re doing.
Sevan Matossian (09:16):
Oh, okay.
Mattew Souza (09:17):
A completely different flavor.
Sevan Matossian (09:19):
There’s no wardrobe malfunctions in theirs.
Mattew Souza (09:22):
It’s different. It’s different.
Sevan Matossian (09:24):
Is there any nudity in any of those?
Mattew Souza (09:26):
No nudity, no real tough questions. It’s kind of like
Sevan Matossian (09:30):
Fluff. You’ll see grown men on the behind the scenes get in and out of ice tubs only in their compression shorts, full outline of their genitalia.
Mattew Souza (09:44):
Slow-mo.
Sevan Matossian (09:47):
Next year they’re going to be like, were you over by the ice tubs staring at men’s genitalia? Yes, I was. I apologize. It’s not my fault, but I also saw a lot of other people. It was a good time. It was such a good time. Hold on, I got some other notes here. I just should, oh, do you know the birth fit lady? Lindsay? How the fuck do I not have her number?
Mattew Souza (10:18):
I’m getting it for you.
Sevan Matossian (10:19):
Okay.
Mattew Souza (10:20):
Hey, you’re also going to try to hook her up with some sort of pass like you did with a sporty Beth. Didn’t you help out? Didn’t you help out Supporty Beth with the media pass?
Sevan Matossian (10:29):
Oh, oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought. So last night I had three hours at the airport and four hours on the plane, and all I did was go through dms, seven hours of dms. I still didn’t get through them, but good
Mattew Souza (10:50):
For
Sevan Matossian (10:50):
You. And there were two interesting things in there. One, a nurse was asking me about home birthing, which I thought was crazy, right? Just a dingdong here. And then a school teacher was asking me about homeschooling, which is crazy. I just think of myself as a dingdong and it made me realize I need to have Lindsay on the show that’s the owner of Birth Fit and just casually talk about home birth. Not in the crazy way I talk about it, but because I get so excited about it, so I just want to have her on and just let people call in and ask about just the cliche questions. Is it more dangerous? Why would you do it? You know what I mean? Yeah. What happens if a kid coming out like this or the tubes tied around just all the shit and we just talked about it? I think people are starting to know, don’t send your kid to school and have your, it is more dangerous to send your kid to school and less likely they’ll learn, and it’s more dangerous to go to the hospital and have a kid than have it at home.
(11:48):
I would think it is just like, it’s more likely that what you’re reading in a journal is false and true. These are safe places to start. Whether they’re true or not, it’s probably more safe to think like that and then we can define what it means by safe and all that.
Mattew Souza (12:10):
Yeah, that’d be cool. I
Sevan Matossian (12:12):
Didn’t take my peptides with me. Hey guys, you know what was weird? I was at home this morning. I got out of the shower, I looked in the mirror. I’m like, I’m a fucking brick shit house. But when I was at the games, I’m just a little bite. I am literally a bite. A bite. At one point, I didn’t hear her say this, but Laura Horvat told one of the other filmmakers, I feel sorry for him. He’s so little. I felt sorry for myself that I was so little. I’m like, oh, no wonder we’re connecting now. I am. Just a little bite there.
Mattew Souza (12:48):
Snack.
Sevan Matossian (12:49):
A snack. I’m a snack.
(12:53):
Allegra R God. Doesn’t that look like a green screen every time I see hers, what’s up, girl? A hundred percent true. My mom was a drug addict and stole everything from my dad and I before she became homeless. The real sev on his back. Yeah. I’m back a little bit. I’m going to come back a little slow, but I’m back. It doesn’t matter. Don’t worry about Donald Trump. Don’t worry about abortion. Don’t worry about if you think they’re religious fanatics, just vote for the red guys. Just vote Republican across the board and just chill. Just let some shit get back together. Let’s the cops. Okay, so some people are going to get beat and shot. Who cares? We got to get it back. We got to get fucking some semblance of control back. Just chill. Don’t worry. Just chill. It’s okay. The cops do 365 million stops a year. Some people are going to get capped on accident. Just Joe,
Mattew Souza (13:53):
You could avoid that. Just listen to ’em and
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
Yeah, and just remember, yeah, all the people who are getting capped, all of them resisted arrest. They weren’t compliant,
Mattew Souza (14:05):
But
Sevan Matossian (14:06):
Savvy are constitution, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My wife got hit by a car crossing on a green light. It doesn’t matter if she was right. You don’t want to be hit by a car at that point. It doesn’t matter if you’re right. If a guy with a fucking gun and a badge stops, you listen. Because it won’t matter when you’re dead. Anyway, I want to have Lindsay on, plus I want to do some slam dunk shows. Well, let’s get Kpa on too. I can just chill.
Mattew Souza (14:43):
Yeah, yeah. Wind him up and let ’em go. Yeah, we
Sevan Matossian (14:47):
Need Kali.
Mattew Souza (14:48):
Got it. Okay. And then I reached out to Let’s get,
Sevan Matossian (14:53):
Oh yeah, yeah. Gerard over everyone. Let’s get Ricky on. Let’s get Ricky on before anyone else. He’s the man. Dude,
Mattew Souza (15:01):
He saw my dmm. I didn’t check it yet this morning to see if
Sevan Matossian (15:05):
So fucking hard to get ahold
Mattew Souza (15:06):
Of. He got that. Like, do you have a number left?
Sevan Matossian (15:10):
You’re listening. You better fucking not contact him. I swear to God,
Mattew Souza (15:14):
These people show up on your show.
Sevan Matossian (15:18):
Yeahs, did you get any free noble gear? I did.
Mattew Souza (15:21):
I, that’s such a old photo. That’s like you Douch games back in the day.
Sevan Matossian (15:27):
I did. I got a pair of shoes, but I did not. It’s too soon to be that real. Thank you though. Nice try. Oh, Clydesdale Media. Nothing like strolling to North Park at the games. And here’s someone. Yo Clydesdale, Mr. Schweitzer. I’m extra sloppy. Yeah, that was cool. I think him and his wife might be hot, like attractive couple. They
Mattew Souza (15:52):
Are attractive couple. Yes. Verified.
Sevan Matossian (15:54):
Yeah. Weird that they’re attractive with that name, right?
Mattew Souza (15:57):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (16:02):
Savon, did you think there was too much media in the back? Did the competitor seem annoyed at all the questions? I got this interview with Maderis where a walk and talk where he says, I said, Hey, is the media bugging you? And he says, it doesn’t necessarily bug me, but the same questions over and over. Same dumb questions over and over. Bug me. I had like to know what you think, Jessica, were you back there? It’s so tough to say because on one hand
(16:37):
You need all that media. You have to have it. And it didn’t bother me at all. And as long as the coaches have talked to the games athletes before, I’m 51. It wasn’t until I was, to be honest, it wasn’t until I met Dave Castro that I learned how to say no to people. So if I’m on a podcast, someone answers me a question. You don’t have to answer. You just say, I’m not going to answer that question. Or when my phone rings, I don’t feel obligated to answer. When someone texts me, I don’t feel obligated to text back. You cultivate that, I guess as you get older or you just start to realize that it doesn’t matter if other people think you’re rude when you’re not rude. But I unequivocally think that there wasn’t too much media back there. But I understand your sentiment. If you’re suggesting, if you are suggesting that there was too much media. Yeah, man, rich Froning still got it. Holy shit. So there’s so much power. There’s powerhouses back there, right? You look to your left and there’s Fraser, you look to your right and there’s Annie Thor’s daughter. You look behind you and there’s Chuck Carswell walking through. You look on the stairs and Laura Horvat sitting there and then fucking, and there’s cameras everywhere. There’s probably, I don’t know, 30 cameras in the underground and 200 cameras in the media pit. And Rich Ferroni walks in to come see Roman because he heard Roman hurt his leg. And Rich isn’t even allowed down there, right?
(18:19):
He just strolls in and he’s got this fucking glow and the whole mayhem and the best dressed people in the fucking at the CrossFit games or the Mayhem Media team.
Mattew Souza (18:29):
Yeah, those jerseys are sick.
Sevan Matossian (18:31):
Yeah. They’re wearing these red fucking jerseys that look like they’re 220 bucks a pop. I don’t think
Mattew Souza (18:36):
You could buy ’em.
Sevan Matossian (18:37):
And they’re all buff. And even the weird mayhem media that Ben Davidson dude, even though he’s not wearing the super cool one, he’s got a old throwback baseball all, there were tears to the mayhem media. Did you see that? And then there were the guys lower on the totem pole who just got the T-shirts.
Mattew Souza (18:53):
Yeah. They wear what we wore order.
Sevan Matossian (18:56):
Yeah, the pecking order. And that team just starts swarming rich. And then I start swarming Rich and then the doc team, and then all the media just swarms rich at once as he goes over to Roman. It was crazy.
Mattew Souza (19:13):
He’s like a light and they’re all flies. Cynthia enters and
Sevan Matossian (19:15):
Dude, he’s such a stud. And at one time he was talking to Roman and he just looks at all, there’s Mikes everywhere and cameras everywhere. And he just goes, guys, guys. And he pushes everyone chill. You know what I mean? Rich style
Mattew Souza (19:30):
Just tames them. Yeah. Oh, this hoodie’s sick. It’s like this green one with Cam. Well, I’m a sucker for anything camo. I don’t, don’t think you could buy the jerseys.
Sevan Matossian (19:44):
I asked a few times, not really caring if you could buy them, but just hoping that someone would send me one.
Mattew Souza (19:55):
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, it’s sold out. It’s sold out.
Sevan Matossian (20:00):
And they’re not wearing that blue one. They’re wearing the red one. Dude. And Rich is not white like that. Rich is so tan. Oh
Mattew Souza (20:07):
Yeah, he looks good.
Sevan Matossian (20:09):
I like the white rich better.
Mattew Souza (20:12):
I like him with the golden bronze tan.
Sevan Matossian (20:14):
I like the more pale rich, the super tan rich.
Mattew Souza (20:20):
Well, you know the difference, right?
Sevan Matossian (20:22):
What
Mattew Souza (20:23):
One’s on vacation outside riding a bike and enjoying life. And the other one’s fucking the dungeon lifting barbells.
Sevan Matossian (20:29):
Yeah. Maybe that’s why I like it. I like albino rich. Oh, hold on. There’s a call coming in. Oh, I haven’t even hooked the
Mattew Souza (20:33):
Call. We didn’t have the lineup or anything.
Sevan Matossian (20:35):
Hold on. Hold on, caller. Hold on, hold on. Lemme see. Hey,
Mattew Souza (20:38):
We have to circle back around to the sporty bet thing.
Sevan Matossian (20:42):
Oh yeah. I want
Mattew Souza (20:43):
To get your take on something with that.
Sevan Matossian (20:45):
Okay, hold on. Lemme see if I can get this. I didn’t actually get to see her. Wait, where’s my Bluetooth? Bluetooth. I wonder if the caller still on Caller. Hi. Oh, I think they are on. Hey, what’s up man? What
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Caller? Yeah, that’s why I’m calling to make sure the phone’s hooked up.
Sevan Matossian (21:11):
Oh shit. Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah, man, what a week. You guys are awesome.
Sevan Matossian (21:16):
Hey, are you impressed that I knew it was you?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:20):
Hey,
Speaker 3 (21:22):
As a Puerto Rican. Puerto
Sevan Matossian (21:24):
Rican, Hey, I didn’t get to hang out with you much, but you’re really popular. People say you’re really nice.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Super cool. Dude. That’s so funny. Everyone that runs into us, they’re like, you’re not from New York. You’re too nice.
Sevan Matossian (21:37):
Yeah. Everyone said, you’re so nice. Everyone’s like, Hey, did you meet jetro yet? I’m like, kind of hug them,
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Man. You guys are all awesome. What a great time.
Sevan Matossian (21:47):
Susan,
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Andrew, you
Sevan Matossian (21:50):
That whole posse, that whole seven on east of Posse, we fucking ran the games.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
This is really year one. Can you imagine the rest of the years coming up?
Sevan Matossian (21:59):
No. It’s crazy. I don’t. They let me come next year so bad.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
If you don’t come as a bts, you come as a spectator.
Sevan Matossian (22:10):
No, no, no, no. There’s no way I have to work. But man, the posse, I mean, everyone made me feel so good. You guys held down the fort.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
It was, yeah. We came deep represent, so I’m glad I met you guys and everything went well and yeah. Awesome. I’m on the plane. I’m heading home.
Sevan Matossian (22:32):
Oh, you are on the plane right now?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah. Yeah. We came to Milwaukee last night and watched the Brewers game.
Sevan Matossian (22:38):
It’s pretty cool. God, you have, how do you have energy for that? That’s awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I have none. I have none.
Sevan Matossian (22:46):
You emptied?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I’m exhausted.
Sevan Matossian (22:49):
What about that? There’s an event. There’s two events coming up. There’s rogue coming up.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
What else
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
Can you ask the pilot to just calm down?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Hey, calm down. Calm down.
Sevan Matossian (23:04):
There’s road coming up. Bill and Katie are pretty strict about what they allow to happen there, so I’m not sure if I can get exited, but Waterloo
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Is in
Sevan Matossian (23:15):
SoCal.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It’s going to be sick.
Sevan Matossian (23:19):
Yeah, that would be easy for me. And I know that guy pretty good. I think that guy likes me. Dylan,
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I’ll be in Miami. Okay, I’ll be in Miami. Alright. Alright guys.
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
All safe travels later,
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Dude. Great to meet you. Love you guys. Take care, man. Later. Likewise. Bye bye.
Sevan Matossian (23:40):
What
Speaker 3 (23:40):
A nice,
Sevan Matossian (23:42):
What a nice word. Love Allegra R Oh, that was the drug addict mom.
Mattew Souza (23:47):
Different definition for everybody, but lovely word.
Sevan Matossian (23:50):
Okay. What did you want to say about Sporty Death? Sorry.
Mattew Souza (23:52):
I just want to know your take because if it wasn’t, and correct me if I’m wrong here, but if it wasn’t for you, she wouldn’t have gotten that pass. Right? Did you tell this story on there?
Sevan Matossian (24:03):
It’s funny. I didn’t tell it like that. That’s an interesting take on it. She wouldn’t have. Wow. Yeah, you’re right. She wouldn’t have had it.
Mattew Souza (24:10):
I mean, right.
Sevan Matossian (24:10):
Well, she ran into Hiller. Hiller told me she didn’t have a media pass. I asked Dave, I can’t even believe Dave reached out to her.
Mattew Souza (24:17):
That’s crazy. Imagine getting that DMM from Dave. You’re stoked.
Sevan Matossian (24:21):
Dave doesn’t dmm me.
Mattew Souza (24:22):
No, I’m afraid of He calls me.
Sevan Matossian (24:26):
Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. You’re welcome. Fuck. Did she send us a thank you?
Mattew Souza (24:32):
I think a couple people that reached out to her on Instagram all just got blocked.
Sevan Matossian (24:38):
Oh. If they said that to her,
Mattew Souza (24:40):
Were like, Hey, I heard you. The only reason you had that media pass was because of Avon, and then they just started blocking people.
Sevan Matossian (24:49):
Clock. Sporty. Beth is saying now she gets an anxiety attacks in the Press Pass area. She must’ve found out. Avon’s responsible for a press pass. There was a video where she showed she was bringing a big old bag of speaking of drugs, big old bag of drugs, like anxiety drugs. I think my friends used to take those in college. What were they called? They’re little red ones. I didn’t do those.
Mattew Souza (25:10):
Prozac, Xanax, Prozac. Is that even one? I don’t even know. I’m just fucking naming
Sevan Matossian (25:14):
Shit. I think Prozac makes your dick hard. I’m
Mattew Souza (25:16):
Going to get tore up at the cons now.
Sevan Matossian (25:20):
No, Prozac’s. The antidepressant. Viagra makes your dick. Valium. Valium. Thank you. Valium.
Mattew Souza (25:25):
Isn’t that just like a painkiller? Anti bars, little
Sevan Matossian (25:30):
Xanax. Anyway. Yeah. Well, I hope she had fun. I never saw her. Did you ever see her?
Mattew Souza (25:34):
I saw her in passing a few times. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (25:37):
Did you see eye to her?
Mattew Souza (25:38):
No. It wasn’t in a situation where that would’ve worked. I feel like if I’m going to do that, I like it inside an area where it’s not the pit. You know how crazy that pit is? Yeah. It strike. So I don’t really want to stop her and have a conversation there. It’s too loud. And then outside of that, I never really saw her. Go ahead. I was just going to say, you know what? Help more than those pills. If she just woke up and did 10 hard sprints every single morning.
Sevan Matossian (26:05):
Oh, instead of the pills.
Mattew Souza (26:07):
Or maybe just start with that and see if that helps.
Sevan Matossian (26:11):
It’s free coaching. CrossFit, Livermore. You may get your car broken into, but anxiety, but you won’t be anxious about it.
Mattew Souza (26:18):
One time in 10 years.
Sevan Matossian (26:24):
Honestly, the fact that she made a video that says Someone’s the most toxic man in CrossFit, and then I got her the media pass and then our presence at the game. The people who listened to the podcast was wild. I’m trying to think if there was any. It was wild. You couldn’t go anywhere without seeing a c e o shirt. And I couldn’t go anywhere without someone just manhandling me, fondling me. It was cool. I remember Greg saying one time, if you like the attention, something’s wrong with you. I fucking loved it. I really is. Anybody
Mattew Souza (26:58):
Who really doesn’t like the attention to some degree,
Sevan Matossian (27:02):
I don’t know. Well, if you have something to do, you don’t like it. You saw a lot of times I would jog so no one could talk to me, but someone still stopped me. I still liked it. I guess it’s both. I was jogging, trying not to get attention, but when people would grab me, I still liked it.
Mattew Souza (27:18):
Yeah. Did you see that text that just came through us? Relevant to the conversation we were just having?
Sevan Matossian (27:23):
Oh, okay. Let’s see. Oh yeah, that’s not true.
Mattew Souza (27:40):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (27:42):
It is just a post on sporty be’s Instagram. It says, I actually got the pass through Dave. He reached out to me and sorted it. And I have thanked a number of times. I’m incredibly grateful to have gotten it. Yeah, awesome. That part’s true. But he said to her, Savon told me that you’re here and that you don’t have a media pass. I mean, she knows the same way. She changed my voice in that video. I mean, she even knows that She probably imagine somewhere deep down inside, she knows I actually love her. No, it’s a tough one to swallow. I know.
Mattew Souza (28:18):
She doesn’t want it to be true. You
Sevan Matossian (28:19):
Can even call me a wanker. We could be friends. You can. No,
Mattew Souza (28:23):
She can’t be a victim anymore. If she does that,
Sevan Matossian (28:26):
You can.
Mattew Souza (28:27):
It’s our identity.
Sevan Matossian (28:31):
We can have tension in our relationship. We can still be friends.
Mattew Souza (28:35):
That’s true. You’re great at that too.
Sevan Matossian (28:38):
Not seeing eye to eye and being friends with someone. It’s cool.
Mattew Souza (28:41):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (28:42):
And there’s people who are kind of, even vellner is like that. Vellner comes on the show and there’s tension there between us, but I think me and him really like each other.
Mattew Souza (28:52):
Yeah, for
Sevan Matossian (28:53):
Sure. But it’s intense. Anyway. Yeah, she probably, and I’m old and she’s young. If I was her age, it would be different too. I got kids and shit and she got a bag of Valium. We’re in a different spot in our lives. Got to tell us, which athlete brushed you off now? Oh, here’s the thing. If I tell you that,
Mattew Souza (29:22):
Damn,
Sevan Matossian (29:25):
I can’t be a hundred percent sure this athlete brushed me off. I can just tell you I said hi to ’em three times and for all I know they didn’t hear me. Even though I was six feet away. And they are athletes and they have something to do and they’re not obligated to say hi to me. I mean, I can tell you there were some crazy weird moments. I was with Alex Gza and Justin Kottler hanging with them. Just broing out mofos. You know what I mean? There was crazy energy going on between Gza and Kottler. The event was over. They’re talking Gaza’s going through a million.
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