#975 – Live Call In Show | We’re Just Getting Started

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Bam. We’re live. Hey,

Mattew Souza (00:04):

Hey. Hold on. Something’s not right. Hello? Can you hear me? Oh, there it goes.

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

Great. Dude, the microphones last night sounded horrible.

Mattew Souza (00:12):

Yeah, that was weird. ’cause they all have the same setup each time.

Sevan Matossian (00:15):

Yeah. Um, grr sounded horrible. I had to go in and adjust as Mike’s manually. Yeah. I never told him that. John, John sounded like shit.

Mattew Souza (00:24):

Yeah. He sounded like he was in a bathroom or something.

Sevan Matossian (00:27):

Brian Spin sound is great, but he, I didn’t, didn’t throw him enough questions. I didn’t even let him talk once Crazy. Hey, um, there was a joke in there. Oh, we got a good thumbnail. Thank you. Whoever put that in. That’s awesome. Yeah. Hey, um, what’s up Caleb?


I, um, someone in the comments, I think it was Ken Walters said, uh, he’s mentioned the buttery bros. Six times. I six times. I always give everyone credit if I watch their stuff. Right. I mean, I watch the talking Elite fitness stuff always. And I give, okay. Okay, good. Alright. Always. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I just watched it like literally an hour before I got on the show. I mean, I was on the assault bike, just like watching that shit. I’m, uh, I’m preparing. I’m hopefully gonna, we’re gonna have, um, miss Lambay and, uh, Mr. Adler on the show.

Mattew Souza (01:16):


Sevan Matossian (01:17):

Jeff. And what’s, what’s Lamb’s first name? Colleen.

Mattew Souza (01:21):


Sevan Matossian (01:21):

Caroline. Caroline. With an i n e. With an i n e.

Mattew Souza (01:27):

That’s right. Not a y n

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

Uh, rambler. Good morning. Good to see you. Kenneth Dela. Les Les. Uh, I think I’ll watch while I work out. That’s always nice. All right. Uh, Travis b Good morning. Uh, Steven Flores. And we’re the three best friends that anyone can have. <laugh> Jessica Tea. Good morning. Adam Blakesley. Blake. Blake, Blakesley. Adam, good morning. Did I say good morning to you, Kenneth? Hey, soccer mom. Hey. Good morning. How about me? Uh, stuntman, Mike. Good morning. Yeah, I, I, I, I really enjoyed the show yesterday. I did a, um, I did my first legless rope climb in, I don’t know how long. I don’t know if it’s a year or five years, whatever. I used to do a lot of rope climbs maybe a year ago last summer. And then I, I dunno why I usually stop in the winter. ’cause then the, the rigs just a little bit colder, you know, it gets like 60 degrees here.

Mattew Souza (02:19):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (02:20):

And then, um, and then yesterday after watching that video, I did a, a legless rope climb. And you know what’s weird is my arm hurts. If I flex it, my bicep hurts, but all the activities don’t hurt.

Mattew Souza (02:31):


Sevan Matossian (02:32):

Kind of interesting. Right. Does it hurt

Mattew Souza (02:34):

Today? That’s what I was gonna ask you. Does it hurt today?

Sevan Matossian (02:36):

It feels great, dude. I feel strong as an ox.

Mattew Souza (02:39):

Oh, that’s awesome. So it’s working. Yeah. There’s no way you could have done that before, right?

Sevan Matossian (02:44):

I wouldn’t have tried. I mean, before even just lifting my kids up or lowering them hurt. Mm-hmm.

Mattew Souza (02:49):


Sevan Matossian (02:50):

And they weigh 40 pounds, and that’s with two arm or 50 pounds, and that’s with two arms. That rope, um, that I have from Rogue is so, um, weathered. The grooves on it are so thick. It’s not even like a rope climb. Do, do you know what I mean by that? Yeah. My fingers disappear inside of those

Mattew Souza (03:11):

<laugh>. I get nervous. ’cause those have been up there for a while, right?

Sevan Matossian (03:15):

Uh, no, I got new ones. I got new ones. Oh, I got some, I got like seven new ropes from Rogue about. Oh, well I knew, I mean, six months ago.

Mattew Souza (03:22):

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I, but,

Sevan Matossian (03:24):

But those, but that, that thread on there, that, that, um, what’s that called? Twine? The weave. The weave. The weave is so thick. My finger’s like, it, it’s not, it’s nothing like climbing like a pole or anything. I mean, there’s so much leverage you get on it with each finger. It’s kind of crazy.

Mattew Souza (03:42):

Yeah. How do you rehang ’em? You got a big ladder or something?

Sevan Matossian (03:45):

Yeah. I can’t believe I work out in my long Johns <laugh>. Like, like when, when I was 35, I would never post a video of me walking around with, in my long johns. I’ve just completely, I’m like that old guy. I just completely have,

Mattew Souza (03:56):

Just don’t give a

Sevan Matossian (03:57):

Fuck. Yeah. Just throwing everything out the window. Like when I leave the house, I, I wear the big, uh, sombrero hat to like, protect my nose from the sun. Like old people wear.

Mattew Souza (04:08):

That was like a staple. I remember. You know, he rock that at the games.

Sevan Matossian (04:11):

Yeah. Oh, I meant to ask. Uh, I need to send Katie that a note. Do I need to bring my own hat if I were to go to the games this year? Or will they gimme a new one? I really don’t wanna travel with that.

Mattew Souza (04:28):


Sevan Matossian (04:29):

I’m gonna, I’m gonna text her now. Katie.

Mattew Souza (04:31):

I just wear it on the plane.

Sevan Matossian (04:33):

Katie or Oh, Katie. What? Say it. Yeah. I don’t really, yeah, I guess I’d have to. Katie <laugh>. Hey, um, can I get a new hat this year at the games? I don’t want to travel with my,

Mattew Souza (04:51):

What are you gonna do with the one you get when you’re there?

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

LA With any of the last three you’ve given me with, with <laugh>, any of the last five. I bet I have <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (05:02):


Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Given me.

Mattew Souza (05:04):

At least you’re acknowledging it. Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (05:07):

Hey, can I get a new hat this year at the games? I don’t if I go, I don’t want to travel with any of the five you’ve given me. Thank you.

Mattew Souza (05:16):

Love and peace.

Sevan Matossian (05:19):

I’m working. Don’t talk to me. I’m working. I’m practicing <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (05:24):


Sevan Matossian (05:25):

I’m working.

Mattew Souza (05:27):


Sevan Matossian (05:28):

Yeah. Fuck dude. I’m working. Seriously. Be cool. I’m working. Uh, Rosie, uh, Sebi. I’ll take it home with me since it, uh, it, I’m already in Wisconsin. Okay. Uh, you can hook it to your car. It’s, it’s big though. It’s like a, it’s a big, um, like, um, hat made out of like, some like, like some like a like chair material. Like a weaved or I don’t know what it is. It’s like, like leaves

Mattew Souza (05:56):

Like a wicker hat.

Sevan Matossian (05:57):

Yeah. What are the, what, what, what is that material? Is it, that’s the same material? Like they, the brushes, I dust cobwebs off of my fence in my front yard with it’s made of that same material. Right. But those are, it’s weird. I don’t know what that material is. Flying spirit. Are you fucking kidding me? I’m gonna be in first class with fucking two black guys on either side of me <laugh>, six foot five packing guns. Don’t, don’t even fucking talk to me.

Mattew Souza (06:28):

It looks like they have some, uh, ones here too, huh?

Sevan Matossian (06:32):

Um, boo. I, um, I, I was, I was, I was speaking of, uh, uh, bodyguards. I was thinking about, um,


When I used to, when I, when I worked at CrossFit and I used to roll with Greg and, and the staff would, I don’t know if they made fun of me, that’s a little harsh. But if, if Greg got up to go to the bathroom, I would get up to go to the bathroom. I never let him go anywhere like by himself. If he dismissed himself and was like, okay. I’m like, we were, ’cause we traveled a lot and he’d be like, I’m gonna my hotel room. I would walk him to his hotel room every night, no matter what we were doing in the middle of dinner, anything. If he was going to his car, I never let him do anything by himself. I always walked with him. And if, if he had people over to the house, let’s say this, let’s say the c e o of fucking Reebok was over, or, and, um, and it was Greg and me, and then like, I don’t know, the c e o of some other company, fucking McDonald’s. Uh, and we were all sitting down at his house. I would always get up and get offered people drinks. And the other, the other executives in the company would be like, Hey, you shouldn’t do that. It makes you look like a servant. I’m like, I don’t give a fuck, then I am a servant, so be it.

Mattew Souza (07:42):

Yeah, exactly.

Sevan Matossian (07:43):

No, we wouldn’t hold hands. And he never said anything to me either. He would never be like, I’m telling you, I did this hundreds of times, maybe thousands of times.

Mattew Souza (07:51):

He would never be like, why are you out here?

Sevan Matossian (07:53):

Yeah. Or in the morning, like, if I knew, I would try not as much, but I would try to meet him like at his room to like, so we could go together. I just always thought the, the first time I ever did it is I, I think we were in Arizona and we were somewhere in a restaurant and there were a lot of drunk people there. And he’s like, Hey, I’m gonna the bathroom. And it was like, I, it was a cantankerous crowd and I thought, I’ll just go with him just in case. Like, what if something happened? Someone bumps him when a fight breaks out.

Mattew Souza (08:17):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (08:18):

No one should be really hanging out by themselves in this scene. And then I just always did it. Always, always, always did it. Look Craig Howard

Mattew Souza (08:26):

A good dude.

Sevan Matossian (08:28):

I don’t think I ever, who I never, I don’t think I ever slept in the same bed as Greg

Mattew Souza (08:33):


Sevan Matossian (08:36):

I mean, we did millions of sleepovers. I lived in the same house as him.

Mattew Souza (08:41):

Oh, that’s right. For a while,

Sevan Matossian (08:42):

Right? I mean, like, yeah. For years. I mean, oh, years. Like, it, like, we were close. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like, I could be taking, I like, he’d be taking a shit in the bathroom. I’d stand outside the door and talk to him or vice versa. Like mean it was like that. I didn’t go in, but like, you know what I mean? Like, like brothers.

Mattew Souza (08:59):

That’s wife shit.

Sevan Matossian (09:00):

Hey dude. Should I start up the car? I don’t know. Uh, yeah. What car do you wanna take? Let’s take the truck. Hey, could you bring me some toilet paper? Sure. Okay. I’m gonna warm the carp and then I’ll run back and get you some toilet paper. Okay. Thank you.

Mattew Souza (09:19):

<laugh>. Why, why does he have to push and talk at the same time?

Sevan Matossian (09:23):

I don’t know. I’m just trying to like, give you Sure. Like, that’s how we, like we were buddies,

Mattew Souza (09:27):

You know what I mean? <laugh>. Oh, that’s awesome. But

Sevan Matossian (09:31):

We were just friends. Good morning for IHI <laugh>. The Democrat Republican thing is just getting fucking absurd. Do, do you know what I mean by that?

Mattew Souza (09:42):

No. What do you mean? Like, the distance between the two?

Sevan Matossian (09:45):

How is it that the Republican is the fuck you party to the establishment now and the non censorship part? What, what the fuck is, how come everything that’s fucking lame about society is now a Democrat?

Mattew Souza (09:59):

Yeah. Kind of switched.

Sevan Matossian (10:01):

Yeah. Like, what the fuck just happened? Look at this. Look at this fucking shit in the, um, oh, I don’t even know if I put this one in the, uh, notes for you. Let’s just pour through these. It is, it is, it is, it is not. Um, uh, this, this fucking idiot keeps sending me, um, um, links of priests who are, um, news articles of priests who are molesting people as if it’s some sort of justification for all the tranny shit going on. It’s like, dude,

Mattew Souza (10:34):


Sevan Matossian (10:35):

I know. Well, you know, people like to do, you know, the thing, it, it, it’s like, God bless any of you who have a fucking wife or a girlfriend like this, you’re fucked. But it’s the, um, the one that’s always like, well, you did it. You’re like, Hey dude, uh, you just, you just let the dog out in the front yard and he and he peed on our vegetables again. I thought we were gonna let him out in the backyard. Well, I saw you do it yesterday.

Mattew Souza (10:57):

It’s like, okay. But I hear you we’re talking about right now.

Sevan Matossian (11:03):

Sorry. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (11:04):

I fuck.

Sevan Matossian (11:12):

Just because priests are molesting people doesn’t mean it’s all of a sudden, okay, for tranny to start molesting people. You get all fucking you fucking knuckleheads. What, what do we do with people like that? That’s just flawed thinking. What, what? I mean, you just have a fucking broken brain.

Mattew Souza (11:27):

Yeah. It’s definitely not like trying to solve anything. <laugh>. You’re just like making an excuse.

Sevan Matossian (11:32):

I hate anyone molesting anyone. Right. The but, but I think the thing is though, is you don’t see any demo. You don’t see any Republicans, um, uh, trying to justify molestation of kids, but they, but they molest them. Okay. But you don’t see any of ’em justifying trying to molest kids, but they do it. I I I’m sure they do. Sure. I’m sure there’s libertarians. There’s people who are, uh, don’t even know what a political party is, who do it. I agree. But they’re not trying to legalize it

Mattew Souza (12:06):

Or normalize

Sevan Matossian (12:07):

It. Yeah. Or thank you normalize it. Both The man bun is looking good. Oh, you shouldn’t have said that. You shouldn’t have said that. Fuck,

Mattew Souza (12:18):

Two hours earlier, Heidi.

Sevan Matossian (12:20):

I’m trying to go get a haircut today.

Mattew Souza (12:23):

You need it styled.

Sevan Matossian (12:24):

What do you think? No, but I wanted to just cut it all really short because I have a, in a couple weeks I’m gonna be busy and I don’t wanna be worried about my hair at all.

Mattew Souza (12:35):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (12:37):

And I’m gonna be working by two other filmmakers who keep their hair up in this, in this same exact look.

Mattew Souza (12:43):

<laugh> <laugh>, you’re gonna get mistaken for, uh, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (12:53):

The only thing is their combined age doesn’t make mine. But still, it’s, um,

Mattew Souza (12:58):


Sevan Matossian (13:01):

Mary Monsour.

Mattew Souza (13:05):

Hi Mary.

Sevan Matossian (13:06):

Mary came out of you. You go to rub the genie lamp to get three wishes. And Mary comes out. You got your first wish.

Mattew Souza (13:14):


Sevan Matossian (13:17):

Okay? Uh, 1 0 1 0 8. Uh,


Of course, this is what I wake up to this morning. This is Twitter. Imagine sending your kid to school. Do, do you remember like, um, like imagine giving your kid a test and it’s like, uh, there’s someone outside and they’re bouncing a ball and it’s orange and it says N B A on it. What is the ball? And you’re like, uh, and there’s three choices. A basketball, football, baseball. You’re like, uh, basketball. Uh, there’s a man outside with a, uh, small white ball in his hand. A big old lip of chewing tobacco in a, in a suit that’s, uh, really tight on him. And he is got a leather dead cow on one hand that looks like a glove. Uh, what is that? Um, hockey player, uh, baseball player or pianist, baseball player or, mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It’s kind of cool. Multiple choice, right? Like based on, now look at this fucking shit that they’re giving 10 year old kids. This is just crazy. Oh, uh, so sorry. Sevy, uh, Jake Chapman, uh, Jake’s interrupting the show. Jake, what the fuck is going on with your profile picture? Sevy? Is there any way of setting up the call in line as a on online one instead of a traditional phone line?

Mattew Souza (14:34):

Why? Because he is overseas. Oh.

Sevan Matossian (14:40):

Oh, I love, man, A Google phone.

Mattew Souza (14:42):

A Google phone.

Sevan Matossian (14:43):

I don’t know. But it sucks that I have this fancy road caster and I every show, I have to reset up the phone. Okay. Robin feels like he, she, they is a different gender. Can you imagine making your kid read that Robin feels like he, she, they, is it, by the way, they’re out. They’re banning, um, Spanish in the United States. Did you know that?

Mattew Souza (15:06):


Sevan Matossian (15:07):

Yeah. They’re gonna outlaw. They’re getting ready to outlaw. Like, if

Mattew Souza (15:09):

You speak it, someone comes over and like, picket you.

Sevan Matossian (15:11):

Well, because it’s, um, it, it only has, uh, two sexes.

Mattew Souza (15:15):

<laugh>, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (15:17):

Or they’re gonna out. It’s coming. It’s coming.

Mattew Souza (15:19):

<laugh>. I did see that.

Sevan Matossian (15:21):

You did. Yeah. Robin feels like he’s fucking Mexicans. Bigot, bigot, bigots by nature

Mattew Souza (15:27):


Sevan Matossian (15:28):

Because they, they only have two sexist scumbags.

Mattew Souza (15:31):

That’s why they started using Latinx <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (15:33):

Fuck. Remember when Rosa would use that Latinx <laugh>? I heard Kelly Starret used that. Latinx.

Mattew Souza (15:41):

That’s when you know you’re white

Sevan Matossian (15:43):

Latin bigot.

Mattew Souza (15:47):

Now let’s do 21.

Sevan Matossian (15:49):

Fuck Robin feels like he, she, they is a different gender from Robin’s biological sex.

Mattew Souza (15:55):


Sevan Matossian (15:57):

You’re fucking 10.

Mattew Souza (15:59):

This isn’t real.

Sevan Matossian (16:00):

And what, what’s crazy is they’re, they’re finally, they’re using the word sex correctly instead of gender.


But then they have the shit all fucked up at the top too. Like, they’re denying that there is a biological sex. While they acknowledge it. Robin feels like he, um, uh, to use vocabulary sense sensitively. Robin feels like he, she, they is a different gender from Robin’s biological sex. The biological sex Robin was born as Robin Mi might be described as, dude, if I was a 10 year old kid, I’d tune the fuck out. I would hope my son would get up right then and there and be like, Hey, you wanna see a, uh, tari,

Mattew Souza (16:35):

<laugh>? They probably don’t even know better. That’s the

Sevan Matossian (16:38):

Problem. You wanna see my spinning back kick. Wanna see my backside slash

Mattew Souza (16:47):


Sevan Matossian (16:52):

Let’s see. Pansexual non-binary. That’s what the 10 year old kid wrote. The 10 year old kid picked a category after reading that

Mattew Souza (17:03):


Sevan Matossian (17:04):

Kid. And it’s,

Mattew Souza (17:09):

Dude, that’s crazy, dude.

Sevan Matossian (17:20):

A 10 year old kid knows pansexual and non-binary, how it gets crazier. Number two, Chris has had a boyfriend and girlfriend before. This is for a 10 year old kid. Chris enjoyed spending time with both people. Chris is attracted to a per, by the way, that’s a corporate talk right there. Attracted, what does that mean? Chris is attracted to a person. He, she, they think of as special without worrying about their gender. Listen, if you’re worried about someone’s gender, it should say without being worried about their sex. By the way, do you see how they’re conflating the two? You’ve already established, boy, girl. You’re talking about Chris might be described as bisexual

Mattew Souza (18:11):

San Franciscan <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (18:18):

Oh my God.

Mattew Souza (18:22):

What do we have mtel on? Like what school this is from? Chris is the play <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (18:33):

Stew. Stew. This ain’t the eighties. That ain’t a playa

Mattew Souza (18:38):


Sevan Matossian (18:43):

I’m, I’m just tripping. I’m tripping that you’re teaching a 10 year old bisexual. What, what? I wanna look up the death bisexual means that you would eat a pussy or suck a dick. That’s what bisexual means. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. That’s what I think it means.

Mattew Souza (18:58):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yes.

Caleb Beaver (19:01):

Maybe even eat out a bonus hole.

Sevan Matossian (19:03):

<laugh> eat out of a bonus hole.

Caleb Beaver (19:05):

Yeah. You hear about that?

Sevan Matossian (19:08):

No. I didn’t even know. What’s the bonus hole?

Caleb Beaver (19:10):

The bonus hole is when a transgender female, so a male to a female gets a hole. And now it’s called a bonus hole.

Mattew Souza (19:21):


Sevan Matossian (19:24):

How come I can’t understand that? Hold on, hold on. Uh, uh, male. The term bisexual comes, has come to mean slightly different things in popular culture. Culture. It’s a broad and inclusive term. What is this written by chat. G p T. Mm-hmm. It’s a broad and inclusive term. No, it’s, it’s a fucking word. Words cannot be broad and inclusive.

Mattew Souza (19:47):


Sevan Matossian (19:54):

A bi person may be attracted to different sexes. There are many ways to be bisexual. Wow. This doesn’t say anything.

Mattew Souza (20:05):

Just how they like it.

Sevan Matossian (20:08):

This is fucking crazy. I need to look up a, like in the Webster’s dictionary, I saw that the blue and the, um, trans flag means, um, oh, is this, are you, is this about bonus hole right here?

Caleb Beaver (20:22):


Speaker 5 (20:23):


Sevan Matossian (20:23):

Go ahead then we’ll get back to what by means.

Speaker 5 (20:26):

Insert charity has been accused of dehumanizing women after advising medics to refer to the vagina as a bonus hole. <laugh> a bonus hole. Wait. Okay. So this is trans men. So women who identify as men just happen to have, oh, that’s not a vagina. ’cause I’m a man. That’s a bonus hole. A bonus for what? Ah, I just get to have it just like a little bonus

Sevan Matossian (20:56):

There. It’s a boning hole. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (21:02):

It’s a bone. It’s the opposite what I said, but yeah. Now you know what a bonus hole is? <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Oh, Jake. Uh, Jake Chapman. Bisexual is Oh, bisexual. B u y I was spelling it wrong. I was spelling it bi. Okay. Bisexual is when you’re addicted to hookers. Okay. What a fun hole. Uh, fun hole. Fun words. Hooker. Geez. I got my words all fucked up. Yeah. Wow. What a fun word. Hookers.

Mattew Souza (21:32):


Sevan Matossian (21:33):

Hookers. Strippers. Hookers.

Mattew Souza (21:36):

You watching those? Tommy g What, uh, shows with, with the, with the hookers?

Sevan Matossian (21:40):

No, that ruins those shows. Ruin hookers for me.

Mattew Souza (21:44):

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. ’cause then it humanize them and you

Sevan Matossian (21:46):

Just feel that. Yeah. How come every hooker’s been fucking raped by your uncle and is addicted to fucking heroin? There’s no like, just cool hookers,

Mattew Souza (21:53):

<laugh>, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

None. Zero. Hey, zero. By the way, it’s like that for trans people too. I know. You’re gonna be pissed at that. There’s no, there’s no, um, every single hooker someone got to them and every single trans person. Some, they got some fucked up story to, there’s no like, cool. There’s no like, normal trans person. Sorry.

Mattew Souza (22:18):

Yeah. I’m probably right. Probably right on that one.

Sevan Matossian (22:22):

Um, and I’m totally open to being wrong also. Thank you. I’m very open-minded. Peace and love. Anyway. Okay, so there you go. Uh, you’re, but I can’t pull my kid outta school. Seven. I have to work. I don’t have the privilege that you have. Okay. Well, your kid’s gonna fucking know what bisexual is at 10 then,

Mattew Souza (22:45):

Or you’ll have to work double time to teach ’em discernment when they get home.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

Y your, well, your kid’s gonna be exposed to pedophilia. A hundred percent. ’cause it’s on the c d C website now. And that’s fucking the teaching ground for fucking all our public schools. But by the way, I would like to also point out that no Republican accepts that in their kid’s school. Mm-hmm. The teacher teaching that is not Republican, not one Stevon. What have I told you about being extreme? That’s my wife talking to me. Stevon, <laugh>, step on. No, don’t say every, okay.

Mattew Souza (23:22):

It can’t be absolute.

Sevan Matossian (23:24):

Okay, fine. But I’m just being serious, Simon. The Republicans are just as bad. Okay, fine. Fine with that too. I’m just telling you, there’s not a single Republican who’s like, Hey, let’s fucking do multiple choice. And, uh, and, um, for kids on what, what kind of genitalia people want in their face.

Mattew Souza (23:44):

Yeah. That’s

Sevan Matossian (23:45):

Zero. There’s zero fucking religious nut job Republicans who want that. And I’m fucking all about that. I’m all about not teaching my 10 year old that.

Mattew Souza (23:54):

It’s interesting that,

Sevan Matossian (23:55):

Look, there’s a boat with a bunch of nut job Republicans on it who don’t teach, uh, kids about sexuality at six. All right, I’ll get on. Or there’s the pedophile boat.

Mattew Souza (24:06):

<crosstalk>. I’m gonna learn

Sevan Matossian (24:07):

About God this week. I’m going, I’m gonna go to hear about Jesus

Mattew Souza (24:12):


Sevan Matossian (24:18):

I wanna see, uh, 1 0 7 world re record for number of pushups.

Mattew Souza (24:22):


Sevan Matossian (24:23):

Yeah. Some guy just broke the world record. Like alm like, I wanna say almost 3,200 in an hour.

Mattew Souza (24:28):

Does it have a video? Are they legit? Like all the way chest to the ground? Arms up? No,

Sevan Matossian (24:31):

I, you just have, that’s it. That’s the bottom right there. You just have to break. Uh, you have to just go parallel.

Mattew Souza (24:37):


Sevan Matossian (24:37):

I wonder, um, I wonder how many no reps he got. That’d be kind of interesting thing that he’d know. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, right?

Mattew Souza (24:43):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

What is it? 3,200. And what? I wanna do the math on that real quick. I have a calculator on here. Oh, yeah. Calculator,

Mattew Souza (24:56):

What was it? 32 49. Oh shit. And one hour.

Sevan Matossian (25:01):

Yeah. What is that? Divided by? 60

Mattew Souza (25:04):

Fuck load.

Sevan Matossian (25:05):

Fuck. Oh yeah. That’s what my calculator says too. Oh. Uh, what’s the number? 3,200 and what? 49? Yeah. 49 divided by How many minutes are there in an hour? 64. Uh, that’s 54 pullups. That’s 54 pushups a minute.

Mattew Souza (25:22):

Dang. Continuously. That’s crazy. So,

Sevan Matossian (25:25):

So you’re telling me this guy did a pushup every second for an hour. Dude, look at that puddle of sweat. That’s amazing.

Mattew Souza (25:36):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (25:38):

Oh, this is, uh, this is a good question. Jake Chapman, uh, in honor of Tia Tomi, he’s Australian. Does he have a kid attached to his chest? Fair question.

Mattew Souza (25:48):

So if you saw those during a Murph, what’s your feeling on

Sevan Matossian (25:53):

’em? I don’t know, but those aren’t low enough.

Mattew Souza (25:56):


Sevan Matossian (25:56):

That would be, I’m okay with not going chest to the ground for this guy, but those aren’t low enough. Fuck. He’s yoked.

Mattew Souza (26:02):

Yeah. Still not saying it’s not like hard, but Right.

Sevan Matossian (26:08):

Those aren’t low enough. Those are definitely not low enough. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh, shit.

Mattew Souza (26:14):


Sevan Matossian (26:15):

I, I’m gonna go with, um, uh, some people like to go with, uh, professors at Harvard to decide someone’s, uh, sex. I’m gonna go with Andrew Hiller. Fuck this guy. Who do you think is better at no reps? Do you think that there’s anyone at Harvard or Yale or Stanford or m i t Who knows? No reps better than Andrew because he doesn’t have a degree.

Mattew Souza (26:35):

No. Yeah. Oh, right. He’s not an expert. He didn’t go to school for no reps.

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

Fuck. I love this show. We have the Expert, no Reper, Mr. Andrew Hiller

Mattew Souza (26:46):


Sevan Matossian (26:51):

Andrew Hiller made a video about the, um, uh, south African affiliates wanting a little bit of attention from hq. Oh, you do have an exercise science degree. Wow. You still are smart even with that shit. That’s crazy. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (27:03):


Sevan Matossian (27:04):

Andrew Hillary made a video about the, um, uh, uh, 13 affiliates in South Africa who were, who were deeply wounded and frustrated and expressed, uh, even anger, I would say about their, um, the exchange rate and not, not getting the attention they needed from HQ to figure out what they’re gonna do about the exchange rate there. ’cause I guess that country’s tanking. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> and, uh, Andrew made a video about it, and I guess, uh, it was brought to Don’s attention and Don and the affiliates got together.

Mattew Souza (27:29):


Sevan Matossian (27:30):

Yeah. I mean, it’s a fucking happy ending unless Don told those affiliates Fuck off. Get an Orange Theory. <laugh>

Mattew Souza (27:35):

<laugh>. You met with him and he is like, oh, by the way, fuck you guys for doing this. And hey,

Sevan Matossian (27:40):

Um, uh, in that, in that, uh, Tommy and Sean interviewed, Don and I listened to the whole podcast. Yeah. And although there were a couple questions that were absolutely amazing, there were fucking, so a lot of questions in there that I thought were just completely ridiculous.

Mattew Souza (27:56):

Was that at the beginning, like you were talking about? Yeah. The

Sevan Matossian (27:58):

First 40 or 50 minutes. One of the questions they asked Don is they said, um, do, uh, I’m, I’m paraphrasing, but Sean basically alluded to the fact that Orange Theory is significantly more popular in the psyche of Americans than CrossFit. And I was like, I’ve never even seen an Orange theory. I wouldn’t even know. I’ve never seen an F 45 or an Orange Theory and I live in the Bay Area. Hmm. Now, if someone’s gonna write, well, Sevy, you never leave your house. I mean, but I’ve never seen, I’ve never seen an F 45 or an Orange Theory. I can’t, I can’t think for a second that anyone would think that either of those two brands are more popular. Well, they definitely don’t have more brand value. When I think of F 45 and Orangery, I think of Curves.

Mattew Souza (28:43):

Yeah, for sure. But they’re just like curves that are in commercial, um, areas like around grocery stores and a lot of places other, other, other stores would be. So people might see that way more often. So you

Sevan Matossian (28:55):

Think that too, you think it’s probably got, I, I looked, there’s like, there’s like, there’s like 1500, um, um, I think there’s like 1500 orange theories in the United States or in the world. I think there’s like a hundred and there’s less than 200 in the United, in California. We

Mattew Souza (29:09):

Should do a sample size. Just

Sevan Matossian (29:12):

Ask Orange people, Hey, have you heard of Orange Theory? You heard of that 45? Have you heard of CrossFit?

Mattew Souza (29:16):

Yep. Which one of these have you heard of? And you just be like,

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

Anyway, I thought it was weird that he asked Don that question. I didn’t like it. I thought it was kind of a, um, I didn’t like it. It seems like

Mattew Souza (29:25):

One of those, sorry, go ahead.

Sevan Matossian (29:27):

No, go ahead.

Mattew Souza (29:28):

I was gonna say, it seems like one of those questions that has like more to it behind it, right? Like, so like you asked that, so it’s like a setup for another question because

Sevan Matossian (29:35):

<crosstalk> Oh, like a loaded question.

Mattew Souza (29:37):

Yeah, loaded question. Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (29:39):

Well, I just don’t like the presupposition that that Orange Theory is more popular than CrossFit. Maybe I’m, maybe I’m just defensive. And the other one that stood out was he asked, they asked Don, they said, Hey, you have two YouTube channels that are massive, a million subscribers each or something. And then you have another YouTube channel that has 4,000 subscribers that the CrossFit games.

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