#967 – Sunday Service | Republicans Didn’t Own Slaves

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Connection to Bam. We’re live just like that. Barry Cocker. Hi. Sarah Cooper. Kenneth Dela, enormous tits. Mike Coyle. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Baran. Baran. Did this just get moved this afternoon? S not, does not, no. Uh, my screen says 2:00 PM Oh, that’s weird. Uh, mad Marvel. Let’s go. Uh, I have church in a few. Okay. Okay. Let you know. I’ve been thinking, um, uh, it, it hit me pretty hard when I saw that, um, uh, the Republicans didn’t own a single slave. It, it was fascinating to me. And whenever it’s taught to us, it’s always taught to us like the north and the south. And then I was thinking like, I’m, I’m not trying to get anyone to be a Republican. I’m not interested in like anyone to become a Republican. I, I wanna just make sure that, uh, no one has that misunderstood. What I’m saying is, is that there’s this other party, there’s this other group of people, there’s this group thing that just is just straight scary out there. This whole thing with the, uh, uh, I love, uh, Mar’s picture, by the way. Just, I, whenever I see it, I want to go there. Vacation advertisement for sure. Oh yeah, it is, right? Sandals, yeah. Clean water. Yeah. Couples reconnect. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Where Caleb and Savon can patch up their differences. <laugh>, it’s gonna take a long vacation. Long one. Long one.


Um, uh, it, I just, it’s, it’s one thing after another after another after another. And at some point you just have to tiptoe to tiptoe out of the room. But, and, and I don’t want to get, be an alarmist, but I think we’ve, like, so a couple years ago, it was like, or, or five or 10 years ago, and I was a Democrat. It was like, Hey, the Democrats are pedophiles, and it was like supposed to be conspiracy theory shit. And then there was all sorts of weird shit happening and happening, happening. And then there was the Epstein Island, right. That, that was weird. That’s weird. I I have to lump that up with kind of like the Democrats. Like, that’s your thing. Like that’s your guy. Right. And but se but he hung out with Trump. Yeah. I know Rich people hang out together. But I’m gonna, I’m gonna bear with me here. I’m gonna lump ’em up with the Democrats and now, and now the center of disease control. Well, first of all, you heard the question I asked, um, uh, the cop we had on yesterday, right? Blade who everyone adores is pedophilia illegal?


I mean, we all, it’s, it’s illegal, right? I mean, I guess I’ve never gone and looked in the, in the, in the law books. But pedophilia iss illegal. You, you, you, you’re not supposed, you can’t have, where do you draw the line, by the way? Does anyone know? I know it’s not a comfortable subject, but can an, can a 25 year old French kiss, a 16 year old?

Mattew Souza (03:21):

Mm. No. It’s getting a little weird. Nope.

Sevan Matossian (03:23):

That’s against the law, right?

Mattew Souza (03:25):

Yeah. I think you got like one year removed from high school in my book. Like you were both, you were a senior. She was a junior. You were

Sevan Matossian (03:30):

Dating. I get the age thing, but like, what do you have to do with them? Like first base, second base, third base,

Caleb Beaver (03:38):

First base,

Sevan Matossian (03:39):

First base.

Caleb Beaver (03:39):

Halfway to first base. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (03:41):

Halfway to first base. Right? So you can’t even be like talk, you, you, I wonder if you can even ask them out.

Mattew Souza (03:46):


Sevan Matossian (03:47):

No. Okay, good. Well, good. That makes sense. Quarter of the way to first base. That makes me seemly happy.

Mattew Souza (03:52):

No bases. You can’t even go tailgate.

Sevan Matossian (03:54):

Um, so, so even if you’re gonna talk to kids about sex, it could be argued that you’re, you’re, you’re beating around the bush to engage in sex with them, even under the guise of like, um, uh, sexual education. But I don’t wanna sway too far from the subject here. The C, d C, and I got tons of clips I’m gonna show you throughout the show, is condoning babies being forced. And I say forced in the, in the, in the highest sense because it’s for survival, right? If there, if, if I put a gun to your head, and I said, if you don’t do jumping jacks, I’m gonna kill you. Am I forcing you to do jumping jacks?

Mattew Souza (04:34):

Yeah, for

Sevan Matossian (04:35):

Sure. And if, if I tell you, if I put you in a room and I tell you, I’m not gonna feed you unless you sing, um, uh, a, B, C, D, uh, the ABCs, I’m forcing you to sing the ABCs, right? Would you say that’s fair? Mm-hmm. <affirmative> at that point? If, if it’s for food, it becomes life or death, I’d say it’s forced. Yeah. So kind kind of the step beyond coercion. How is the c d c condoning and encouraging and supporting babies suckling on men’s tits, on men’s breasts, us

Caleb Beaver (05:14):

That under, is that of health equity?

Sevan Matossian (05:18):

That that’s straight pedophilia, right?

Caleb Beaver (05:21):


Sevan Matossian (05:25):

And, and so I, and here’s where it gets, it gets kind of like weird. Listen, very co carefully. By the way, if you wanna see a congregation of, of CrossFit’s biggest morons go over to Andrew Hiller’s, uh, video about Greg Glassman in Broken Science. Oh my gosh. <laugh> In that YouTube section, in that comment section, you’ll see the largest congregation of morons ever.

Mattew Souza (05:46):

It explains perfectly why we got this far.

Sevan Matossian (05:48):

It’s, it’s like Hiller blew a whistle and all the fucking idiots came to the comment section.

Caleb Beaver (05:54):


Sevan Matossian (05:55):

Dude, Greg Glassman is offering tools to question science. And if you’re not questioning science, it’s not science. And if there’s censorship, it’s not science. And if it doesn’t have predictive value, it’s not science. Those are the, those are like some of the foundational, um, um, elements of what makes science. Science allows you to identify it. Just like there’s things, uh, characteristics that a dog has. Oh, great. I’d love an opportunity to explain why, why many of the statements by Greg and Briggs are fundamentally flawed, yet designed to resonate with people’s beliefs. Holy shit. But it’s impossible through the comment section. If you could hold a live stream or anything where we could have a discussion, I could at least attempt to portray a different opinion. Well, at least their science, right? At least like, um, I have been a part of peer review process. And there you go. And there you go. There’s the crack in the dam, peer review process. I’ve developed models as part of my research and continue to do it daily. All, all red flags. There’s, there’s, there it is all massive red flags. There’s no consensus in science. Soon as you hear consensus, it’s, it’s toast.


That’s not a, that’s not a component. That’s like, I mean, for, for small talk. That’s good. Hey, me and Caleb and, um, and Matt all agreed that, uh, we saw the apple fall out of the tree and it fell straight down. If I’m never given the opportunity to talk with you, Andrew, here’s a summary. All models are wrong. Some are useful. Dude, that is exactly what Briggs and Greg are saying. That’s the irony. This guy totally misses the fucking point. No one is saying, no one is suggesting that there’s truth. There’s the pursuit of truth. And when you stop the pursuit of truth, you’ve lost science.

Caleb Beaver (07:40):


Sevan Matossian (07:41):

There’s nothing definitive or immutable. There’s, there’s no anyone who thinks there’s no science in psychiatry. We’ll get to that in a minute. Zero. There’s never has been any science in psychiatry. There is no science. It’s, um, it’s tinkering at best. There’s no science there. There’s no nothing offering any, uh, any significant, uh, predictive value. Holy fuck it. It is, it is so bad over there. It is so bad in that comment section. I, I, I, I was gonna go back in there again this morning, and I’m like, do not go in there <laugh>. It is fucking moron central.

Caleb Beaver (08:24):

This next one’s even better.

Sevan Matossian (08:28):

This kind of presentation would’ve impressed me when I was 18 years old with all the jargon. Look it. And she hasn’t said anything. You know, jargon is jargon, right? The word jargon is jargon. Now with a bachelor’s degree and master’s degree under my belt and understanding of the scientific research process, holy fuck, do you not realize? You just admitted you’ve been indoctrinated

Caleb Beaver (08:49):


Sevan Matossian (08:57):

Holy fuck,

Mattew Souza (08:59):

<laugh>. Do you assume that she didn’t

Sevan Matossian (09:02):

Even say anything? Why? Why would you even write that? Why wouldn’t you just point to one thing and be like, Hey, you know, predictive value? Because it was talked about ad nauseum at that event. Predictive value is actually, is not a foundational element of science. Um, even if something has no predictive value, it still is science. And then give us two examples, Christine. I mean, God, it is a, it is a complete congregation of morons.

Mattew Souza (09:27):

I don’t think Christina or Nick or other comment are up there. Do you, are you assume that they’ve consumed a lot of gray Glassman’s stuff already. Like they’ve gone to the broken science YouTube and they’ve watched all the lectures, and then they really,

Sevan Matossian (09:39):

Or do you think they’re just taking

Mattew Souza (09:40):

Andrew’s video, which doesn’t show the lectures? It just kind of calculates No. How the process was or the what was going on the whole day? Yeah. And then these two just take those soundbites and then interject all this,

Sevan Matossian (09:52):

Which is even more proof of how stupid they are.

Mattew Souza (09:54):

Exactly. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (09:56):

<laugh> is even more stupid.

Mattew Souza (09:57):

That’s my point. Like, if she referenced something, she’s like, well, this is a little obscure, but it’s one at Hillsdale was better. And you’re like, oh, okay. She’s like, she knows, she knows the, the lecture. She knows what she’s like. She’s like, you know, studied the material a little bit that shows none of that.

Sevan Matossian (10:15):

There’s no one, there’s no one in the, there’s no one in the scientific journal space who has faith in the journals, by the way. There’s no c e o, there’s no editor of the journal. They all know. You can find it. You can start Googling it. The most famous editors of the most famous journals from the New England Journal of Medicine to the, uh, American Journal of Medicine, to the British Medical Journal, they all know that more than 50% of what’s in the journals is hogwash. That it’s not science. It’s a, it’s actually, it’s, it’s um, uh, um, there’s, it’s all falsification and corruption and things that don’t replicate these people of all outsource their, um, their own observational skills and discernment. They’ve fucking outsourced them. It’s fucking crazy. Yeah. That’s what a master’s degree is. For many people, they’ve outsourced their discernment and their observation skills. It is nuts. It all Greg is doing is giving you the tools so that you don’t say stupid stuff. Like those people are saying in the YouTube comments. That’s all, that’s all broken science is they’re not pointing at like, don’t get. Here’s the thing. If you went to that lecture and you’re like, wow, these guys are climate deniers, you totally missed this. The, the complete fucking subject. They’re how would you

Mattew Souza (11:37):

That? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (11:38):

They’re giving you the tools to point at stuff to point back at them that they’re full of shit. They’re giving you the tools to just look at stuff.

Mattew Souza (11:47):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (11:52):

It’s, um, thank you Eaton. Eaton Beaver. Here’s my, uh, tithing for Sunday Services. Thank you. I appreciate it. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (11:59):

Be blessed child.

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

Yeah. That’s why they all do it. Well said Audrey. I got my master’s degree because I was told I would make more money. I fell for it. That’s what happens when you’re from a college town, <laugh>. Well, the thing is too, is you probably a lot of those jobs you can go make more money or get the job, but they, they’ll just be, they won’t be fulfilling jobs. And there’ll be jobs where you’re just towing the line. You’re arguing the dumbest shit. Okay. And it’s, it also scares me. ’cause I’m thinking to myself, what have these people been doing for the last two years? And now I know why these people think they think of the c, d C says, it’s okay for men to breastfeed that it’s not pedophilia. It’s those people. What?

Mattew Souza (12:38):

I said, look no further. Yeah. C d C said it’s good. Good. Yeah. Don’t question

Sevan Matossian (12:45):

It. Hey, it’s consensus. It’s consensus over at the C D C. We all agree. Do you think that girl’s a pedophile that Christine girl <laugh>?

Mattew Souza (12:53):

No, but I think she’s confused

Sevan Matossian (12:54):

Because it’s not algebra, right? It’s not, it doesn’t work. Like if you agree with everything. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (13:00):

Only if you could like, remove yourself from that crowd and just kind of sit up on a perch and just observe her a little bit with like, just empty your mind of all the shit that’s been, you know, her master’s and her bachelor’s and all that. Just empty your mind for a minute, just observe. And then I think you might come to a different conclusion. It’s kind of weird that dudes are breastfeeding.

Sevan Matossian (13:23):

If you’re listening to this and, and you just think that there’s any chance that I’m wrong, I want you to sit down with a couple dudes

Mattew Souza (13:30):


Sevan Matossian (13:32):

And just start asking dudes some like really benign questions that you don’t think are like a big deal. Men, men don’t do things. Um, I would propose to you that a man who says he wants to experience what it’s like, um, bonding with a child because that they, um, uh, and, and so they want, they, any, any man who has any desire to feed a child through, like, you know, wearing those fake breasts or who wants to bond with the child and wants to feed the child the bottle and all that. Something is wrong with your dude. Well, you on any level, it’s, it’s not, it’s not, um, it’s, it’s not, I would like to know what the thought is that comes before that thought.

Caleb Beaver (14:24):

What do you, what do you think about the dudes who want to experience childbirth? Like where they put the little, like electrodes on their stomach and then they like, like experience the pain of childbirth.

Sevan Matossian (14:36):

What do you think <crosstalk>? My, my immediate thought is, is that’s something some woman came up with. Um, and, and, and is, and it’s a, it’s a way of emasculating men, right? It’s like, like, you have no idea what it’s like to be a woman. Oh, wait till we get to Tia’s post. Holy shit.

Mattew Souza (14:49):

You could also that by just Chipotle

Sevan Matossian (14:52):

Portilla along that line, along that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Well

Caleb Beaver (14:55):

Said. The hot sauce.

Sevan Matossian (14:58):

It’s all, something’s not right guys Don’t work like that. Someone you can’t speak for all guys. I can, I can speak for a lot of us.

Mattew Souza (15:06):

We’re pretty simple.

Sevan Matossian (15:07):

<laugh>. Yeah. It’s, we don’t, we don’t work like that. We’re not, um, we could be curious, you know what I mean? And like, we could be like, I wonder what it’s like to, um, like when I was thinking about being in that submarine, I wanted to throw up Hmm. You know what I mean? Like, we, we, we can empathize. Like, I started thinking about it so much. I’m like, I better stop thinking about that. I’m gonna make myself sick. You know what I mean? Being trapped in the sub and finding out it’s not working so good. And you’re not coming up.

Mattew Souza (15:34):


Caleb Beaver (15:34):

Mm-hmm. Don’t

Mattew Souza (15:36):

Wanna go there.

Sevan Matossian (15:37):


Caleb Beaver (15:39):

That little

Mattew Souza (15:40):

Ass box sitting next to a bunch of other people.

Caleb Beaver (15:43):

You know the video that you watched this morning with the train? Yeah. Going, the guy who made that video, he was supposed to be in that boat. No shit. Yeah. Yeah. He got offered to go into that ship, Mr. Beast.

Mattew Souza (15:54):

Yeah, that’s right. Dodge. That bullet. Huh?

Caleb Beaver (15:58):


Sevan Matossian (16:00):

Um, I, uh, let, let, anyway, we’re there’s gonna be so much, uh, it’s really time to not be a Democrat. It really is. Like, if you have Democrat friends, it’s like, it’s almost time to, like, I ask, ask them to explain this, this, this one’s off the, this one’s off the fucking reservation. This is this. Anyway, um, uh, if there’s anything, I wanna, I wanna go through a shitload of these today. A um, yeah. Do you think, um, I was looking, Mr. Do you think Mr. Beast is a tranny? Mr. Beast is a trip.

Caleb Beaver (16:35):

<laugh>. There was a guy in that video that looked like a tranny, but I don’t think it was Mr. Beast. Something.

Sevan Matossian (16:39):

Something’s wrong with, something is wrong with Mr. Beast, though. Have

Mattew Souza (16:44):

You watched interviews of his?

Sevan Matossian (16:45):


Mattew Souza (16:46):

I, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with him.

Sevan Matossian (16:48):

You don’t?

Mattew Souza (16:49):

I mean, I think he’s really dedicated to his work. Like, so much so that, that, that could lead to an issue. But I don’t think there’s, I mean, one of his buddies, I

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

Think he’s got it under control.

Mattew Souza (17:00):

Uh, it’s hard to tell.

Sevan Matossian (17:02):

He’s yelling. I get, Hey, I guess here’s the thing too. And, and this is going back to the science thing. There’s no one who’s gonna be so successful like that. Who’s gonna be normal?

Mattew Souza (17:12):


Sevan Matossian (17:13):

That just doesn’t happen.

Mattew Souza (17:14):

Yeah. You’re probably right about that.

Sevan Matossian (17:16):

Right? LeBron’s not normal. Biden’s not normal. Mr. Beast isn’t normal. The rock isn’t normal. Like there’s no one who’s like,

Mattew Souza (17:21):

Yeah. You start to live in this world where people treat you completely differently. So you have like this really, like you lose tether to reality a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (17:29):

Or, or you, you, you’re just going out on a place that other people don’t want to go. They’re afraid to go. Um, uh, Einstein, um, uh, Darwin, like, you’re not coming up with new good shit or living on the edge of, of being just a normal Joe. Mm-hmm. So of course there’s gonna be ding-dongs like me who are like, eh, you’re not normal. Well, yeah, <laugh>, of course I’m not normal. That’s the largest YouTube station there is.

Speaker 5 (17:54):

Yeah. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (17:55):

165 or 68 million subscribers.

Sevan Matossian (17:59):

I think that’s the only second time I’ve ever been to that station was today. And the fucking video was Mindboggling. Yeah’s probably one of the So

Speaker 5 (18:06):

Fast pace.

Sevan Matossian (18:08):

Yeah. It’s incredible.

Mattew Souza (18:09):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, he like studies that shit.

Sevan Matossian (18:12):

It’s like a little kid’s wet dream, that video. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. If we played that even for two seconds, does everyone at YouTube just love him too?

Mattew Souza (18:20):

I’m sure.

Speaker 5 (18:21):


Sevan Matossian (18:26):

Hey, oh, hold on. I have the volume turned down color.

Speaker 5 (18:32):

Incredible. Hey, what’s up dude? Hey, how you doing? I’m good.

Sevan Matossian (18:37):

I’m excited. I got an ant farm yesterday and I built it with my kids and I know where they’re red. You got

Speaker 5 (18:42):

Ant farm? Yeah, I know where theyre like freelance or red ants? Black ants. Red ants.

Sevan Matossian (18:46):

We’re gonna go get red ants today. I’m pretty excited by the tennis courts. Oh

Speaker 5 (18:50):

Man. Reds might kill all the other ants. It happens. It happens.

Sevan Matossian (18:58):

What’s up with you? What are you, where are you? You on a train? You on a subway?

Speaker 5 (19:02):

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. I’m at home. I don’t know why I called.

Sevan Matossian (19:10):

Oh, that’s cool. That’s, I dunno why I’m doing this

Speaker 5 (19:12):

Show <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (19:13):

I’m fucking on the same page.

Speaker 5 (19:16):

I’m watching you guys on, on the, the fucking TV and I see not wearing my sweatshirt. Who is this? And, uh,

Sevan Matossian (19:25):

Who is this?

Speaker 5 (19:28):

What? Hmm? This is Mike. What?

Sevan Matossian (19:31):


Speaker 5 (19:32):


Mattew Souza (19:33):

Going up to the last

Speaker 5 (19:34):


Sevan Matossian (19:35):

Mike McCaskey. Is this Mike McCaskey?

Speaker 5 (19:37):

Yes. It’s Mike McCaskey. It’s me. Totally me.

Sevan Matossian (19:40):

Who the fuck?

Speaker 5 (19:41):

No. Who the fuck is Mike McCaskey

Sevan Matossian (19:42):

The buff guy in the comments section? Who is this? <laugh>.

Speaker 5 (19:45):


Sevan Matossian (19:46):

Oh, Sandon. Where’s Oh,

Speaker 5 (19:48):

Oh, oh. Shit. And he’s

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

Shit. Oh my God. Mike, you got SW too. You got Swol?

Speaker 5 (19:55):

No, not anymore. Oh, <laugh>. That’s old pick.

Sevan Matossian (20:01):

I did Cindy every day for the last six months. I no longer have swollen eye.

Speaker 5 (20:05):

<laugh> <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (20:09):

Um, uh, I what, what do you think about, um, um, men? Who do you think breastfeeding is, um, appropriate? Men should be breastfeeding babies, forcing babies to suck on their titties.

Speaker 5 (20:19):

Gods fucking ridiculous. It’s fucking ridiculous.

Sevan Matossian (20:21):

Is your computer on or something? This connection is horrible. Are you sure you’re not on the

Speaker 5 (20:25):

Moon? No, I don’t have a computer. I’m, I’m watching you on tv, but I’m talking to you on the phone. Is

Sevan Matossian (20:29):

It, is it turn The volume turned off on the tv?

Speaker 5 (20:33):


Sevan Matossian (20:34):

No, it wasn’t. Liar,

Speaker 5 (20:36):

<laugh> it. I’m not fucking stupid, dude.

Sevan Matossian (20:38):

All right, fine.

Speaker 5 (20:40):

It starting to sound like it. You can’t, you can’t fucking breastfeed a a baby if you’re a dude. Dude,

Sevan Matossian (20:48):

I agree. I agree. It should be illegal. I think it

Speaker 5 (20:50):

Illegal. These fucking people are ridiculous.

Sevan Matossian (20:51):

I think it should be illegal.

Speaker 5 (20:52):

I’m fucking tired of this shit.

Sevan Matossian (20:53):

Yeah. Do you know why should I think it’s so

Speaker 5 (20:54):

Fucking dumb?

Sevan Matossian (20:55):

Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Alright. Well thank you for calling me. That was fun.

Speaker 5 (21:00):

He might be. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:04):

I kept you on longer, dude. It’s so hard to, um, anyway, let’s go to one 15. Uh, this is, uh, once again, this is not a, uh, a Republican show. This is just a anti Democrat show. It’s, it’s just time. It’s time for them to just go away. It’s time, it’s time to just not go away. There may be there, there, I’m sure there’s tons of Republican pedophiles. I don’t know any that are trying to make it legal. None. There’s a,

Speaker 5 (21:31):

There’s a paywall on this one.

Sevan Matossian (21:33):

Oh, okay. Basically that one. Sorry. It’s weird. It pay, it played for me. Um, and I know I didn’t pay to get behind the paywall. Basically, I just saw there’s all the Trump is really laying down. Trump is so different than the other politicians. ’cause he says what he’s, he actually says what he’s gonna do. So he says, Hey, I’m gonna become president and I’m gonna tell China that if they don’t get their spy shit off of Cuba, we’re gonna put a hundred percent tariffs on everything. I’m like, okay. There’s like, no, no one else who’s running for office actually tells you what they’re gonna do. He says, Hey, I’m gonna run for office and I’m going to go into the higher education system and I’m gonna route out all D e I, um, uh, uh, departments. It’s like, okay, cool. I like that. Like I know what you’re gonna do.

Mattew Souza (22:22):

Yeah. I don’t know. I always have a hard time trusting any of ’em that say anything.

Sevan Matossian (22:26):

It, it doesn’t matter whether you trust. Well, I, I agree. Different subject, but the other guys don’t even say anything. Well, they can’t, they say, they say, they say stuff like, they say stuff like, I’m gonna send a hundred million dollars or a hundred billion dollars to Africa to fight aids. Holy shit. So just like Ukraine was money laundering aids to Africa was money laundering.

Mattew Souza (22:46):

Hunter Biden’s art is money laundering <laugh>

Speaker 5 (22:51):


Sevan Matossian (22:51):

I’m fucking so slow to the

Mattew Souza (22:53):

Gun. That’s money laundering legal. It’s the only legal way to do it.

Sevan Matossian (22:58):

Hey, I don’t need any banning of the 49 ERs. Is Trump gonna ban the 49 ERs? I don’t need, I don’t want ban. I don’t want the 49 ERs to be banned.

Mattew Souza (23:06):

That would’ve been an interesting thing is like, when that came out and if, if he was president again. Well, how would’ve that gone?

Sevan Matossian (23:14):

Well, he did say that. He, they did say he wouldn’t have forced it. They did say that. It’s

Mattew Souza (23:19):

Easy to say it when you’re not. You know what I mean?

Sevan Matossian (23:21):

Okay. All right. All

Mattew Souza (23:22):

Right. When you’re not at the helm anymore, then I could say whatever. I just wait for you to make a move and be like, yep. Wouldn’t have done that. It’s like, well, you’re not charged. It doesn’t matter.

Sevan Matossian (23:30):

Uh, one 14. Um, uh, Mr. Beast.

Mattew Souza (23:35):

Hey, you more DeSantis guy or Trump? Dude?

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

Say it again.

Mattew Souza (23:38):

Are you more like a DeSantis guy or are you more of like a Trump guy?

Sevan Matossian (23:40):

I, I don’t think I’m either. I don’t think I’m either. I think I’m, um, just like, no, de you can’t have any demo. You can’t have any Democrats in office anywhere.

Mattew Souza (23:50):

Mm. I thought you were gonna pull an audible and say you were a Vivic guy.

Sevan Matossian (23:53):

I do like Vivic.

Mattew Souza (23:54):

I like him the most too.

Sevan Matossian (23:56):

I do like Vivic. Hey, can we scroll down? I just wanna show you guys this video. It is, it’s kind of, um,

Mattew Souza (24:03):


Sevan Matossian (24:04):

<laugh>. It’s kind of like he broke the, oh, it’s, it’s, it’s collecting a million views per hour

Mattew Souza (24:13):

Faster than that. 35 million versus 22 hours.

Sevan Matossian (24:17):

Uh, it’s like he broke the code. This video has everything. It says train versus, um, versus giant Pit. But it’s a video that’s like 10 or 11 minutes long. And like he blows up a house, he drives a train into a hole. He drives a, he has a tank and a fight, two school buses. And it’s like, you can’t even believe how much shit is going on.

Mattew Souza (24:46):

Yeah. <laugh>. It’s insane.

Sevan Matossian (24:49):

It is truly insane. Oh, he puts out a video once a month.

Mattew Souza (24:54):

Oh dude. I mean, they take so long to work on him. Like it’s insane.

Sevan Matossian (25:00):

That video looked like it cost a lot.

Mattew Souza (25:02):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative> almost fireworks. He said that he’s poured almost a hundred percent of all the money he’s ever made. Just back into the next video.

Sevan Matossian (25:13):

Yeah. That video looks like it cost $10 million to make.

Mattew Souza (25:16):

Yeah. So he is like, if I make 10 million this month, we have a budget for 10 million for our video next month. And then if that video makes us 12 million, our next budget is 12 million. And like, he’s just been doing that for five years

Sevan Matossian (25:29):

In one segment. In this, in this video, he fills an entire house up with fireworks just to see what would happen. Yeah. Where did he get a train at? Yeah, there’s the house. They filled that house away. Or a

Mattew Souza (25:45):

Tank. Dude, that tank is

Sevan Matossian (25:46):

<laugh>. Yeah. Where’d he get the tank at? Yeah,

Mattew Souza (25:50):

They put a car there too. Mercedes I was listening to to, um, one of the interviews with him and he was talking about just the storyboarding process of the videos for their ideas. Is it very extensive? And they’ll ab test a shit load of, uh, thumbnails on his other channels just to get the thumbnail right for this channel. So it might be like five or six thumbnails where they test different stuff. Like for this one, specifically for this,

Sevan Matossian (26:19):

Um, they, I forgot about this. They have a jet car that shoots over like Yeah. It’s, it’s, it’s absolutely nuts. It, it’s, it’s, it’s wild. I, I can’t even believe there’s actually a video like this. It’s like, there used to be these shows called, um, that’s incredible. When I was a kid and it’s like the entire five seasons of That’s incredible. In 11 minutes, the shit they show you, each one of these could have been a 30 minute video. He could have milked it.

Mattew Souza (26:49):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (26:53):


Mattew Souza (26:54):

Dude. Is Mr. A Beast Burger concept too? Do you know about that?

Sevan Matossian (26:59):

No. What is

Mattew Souza (27:00):

It? During the pandemic, he just made an online only burger like restaurant, for lack of better words. And then you could, uh, if you were a restaurant with the kitchen, you could franchise his ingredients, his packaging and everything. And then when it shows up on DoorDash, it shows that you’re a Mr. Beast restaurant. And there was hundreds of restaurants that came out during the pandemic. It said Mr. Beas Burger saved our, our restaurant. Like no

Sevan Matossian (27:23):

Shit with the oil,

Mattew Souza (27:24):

The roof. And then he has another thing called feasts, which he’s essentially trying to take down Hershey’s Chocolate. And then that’s not even including his merch, which is just insane. The Mr. Beast store do or Mr. beast.store, whatever. It’s crazy, dude.

Sevan Matossian (27:40):

And, and then he has a, I guess he has a Spanish channel or other foreign language channels that are equivalent to his main channel.

Mattew Souza (27:49):

I would say he is worth $10 billion.

Caleb Beaver (27:51):

Did somebody try to buy him out

Mattew Souza (27:53):

For billion? Yeah. Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (27:55):

Who? Dude, no way.

Mattew Souza (27:56):

I forget which company. But yeah, somebody offered him a billion dollars for like, his whole package. Like all the, all his stuff. His channels. His,

Sevan Matossian (28:05):

What’s crazy is he never pops up any, like I’ve never, I never hear about him. I know nothing about him. Like this is like, the only reason why I know this is in, in the, in our thread. Someone sent that video, the train video today. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And maybe that’s like the second time I’ve heard of him. The first time I heard of him was like a few months ago when he was on Joe Rogan. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Mattew Souza (28:26):

He knows his audience. Like you said, a 10 10 year old boy’s what dream, right?

Sevan Matossian (28:30):

Yeah. Totally. Oh my God. That’s his,

Mattew Souza (28:31):

That’s his audience, dude.

Sevan Matossian (28:33):

Oh my God. I can’t wait to show my boys and see what, what they think of them.

Mattew Souza (28:38):

Oh, they’ll, they’ll love it.

Sevan Matossian (28:39):

Yeah. Okay. Uh, anyway. Interesting Mr. Beast. Yeah. I don’t, I don’t have time for it, but

Mattew Souza (28:47):

What, I think you would like this. Have you seen the early stuff that he did when he committed to counting from one to a hundred thousand live? Like not live, but just filmed the whole thing and then posted. It’s a 24 hour long video.

Sevan Matossian (28:57):

I think I did see that. Yeah. I think I heard about, or I heard about it on Ro. I just saw a bunch of clips when he was on Rogan and I was like, oh, this is, this guy’s a trip.

Mattew Souza (29:05):

Mm. Yeah. I just figured you would like that type of stuff. ’cause he’s committing to these ridiculous tasks.

Sevan Matossian (29:10):

He’s a big charity guy.

Mattew Souza (29:12):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Caleb Beaver (29:14):

He curs like a thousand people of blindness or something. And then people ripped on him for it. <laugh>, they’re like, what the fuck?

Mattew Souza (29:19):

It was the same crowd that was in Hiller’s comment section. <laugh>.

Caleb Beaver (29:22):


Sevan Matossian (29:24):

There were some things that he was saying about charity that were made that made me a little suspect. I didn’t, I didn’t hear. I, I like the idea of curing people, a thousand people of blindness, this, but there were some things, uh, okay. I don’t know enough about him. I, I, I should, I don’t know if I have time to dig into him. You learned all that from the Rogan podcast Susa about him?

Mattew Souza (29:48):

No. I’ve watched a couple different interviews with him. I didn’t actually watch the Rogan one. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (29:54):

Does he have a girlfriend?

Mattew Souza (29:56):

He did. I don’t know if he still does.

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