#959 – Josh Pirtle | Fluffy Duck

Hunter McIntyre (00:00):

Oh God. I love, I love how every time he comes on, he never uses his name. So I just wanted to give him a shout out when he comes. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (00:08):

Bam. We’re live. That’s so funny. When I first came on, I saw that you’re just a tiny little picture. I’m like,

Hunter McIntyre (00:14):

Shit. We done fd up the scheduling.

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

I have to switch my, um, speaker so I can fix my hair for a minute.

Hunter McIntyre (00:22):

You’re good.

Sevan Matossian (00:24):

Hey, thanks for doing this.

Hunter McIntyre (00:26):

Oh, thanks for having me, sir.

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

What a, um, what a, uh, how, how often are you publishing Josh?

Hunter McIntyre (00:34):

You know, it’s, uh, you kind of got me at interesting time, Savon, cuz I’m like in this weird limbo over, like, slowing down posting, trying to think of like, more long term like, uh, content. So right now, maybe like twice a week, three times a week. Oh

Sevan Matossian (00:50):

Wow. Okay. Yeah. As opposed to what, what in, in your, in your heyday, how often are you posting?

Hunter McIntyre (00:55):

Oh, geez. Uh, I mean, there was a stretch probably like, there was probably like a six month stretch when I was doing like, two, three times a day. Maybe more than that. Maybe like a year.

Sevan Matossian (01:05):

And, and at that point it’s kind of, you’re just addicted, right?

Hunter McIntyre (01:08):

Yeah. That’s why like, it was just, it

Sevan Matossian (01:10):

Was almost a like, in a good way.

Hunter McIntyre (01:12):

Yeah. I mean it was like 24 7 pretty much. I was like, all, all I could think about was creating content, posting content. How can I make it better? How can I figure out new ways to try to be humorous? And so, uh, yeah, it was like, it turned into like a full-time, a full-time thing. I was just nonstop. Uh, I didn’t have a, yeah,

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

I was extremely flattered.

Hunter McIntyre (01:33):

I don’t think, sir.

Sevan Matossian (01:41):

That’s how I know I’m gay.

Hunter McIntyre (01:44):

<laugh>. Hell yeah, exactly.

Sevan Matossian (01:47):


Hunter McIntyre (01:47):

You. You have, you have some of the best little random one-liners. And I try to like, I try to like spread it out amongst like all the people, but man, it’s hard to find like hilarious sound bites, but man, you just, like, you drop ’em like gold. So like, there’s a lot of, I got a lot of Sava drops.

Sevan Matossian (02:01):

I appreciate it. Uh, if you, but always, um, now that you have my text, always text ’em to me so I can remember a repost. I never, I never hit that heart button on Instagram. Cause I’m usually like every second I have, I’m trying to respond to dms.

Hunter McIntyre (02:15):


Sevan Matossian (02:16):

Or I’m, or I’m making kid videos of my kids doing shit. <laugh>.

Hunter McIntyre (02:19):

Yeah. Dude, your kids are kind of badass, dude on the skateboard.

Sevan Matossian (02:22):


Hunter McIntyre (02:23):

Pretty badass, man.

Sevan Matossian (02:25):

I’m, I’m a, I’m a that n not to the, probably the extent that you, you are or were with the memes, but I’m pretty addicted to like, getting content of them. Like, I, what happens is I go back and look at old content and then anywhere there’s gaps, I’m like, fuck, I stop being lazy and just make, cuz it’s so fun going back and looking Right.

Hunter McIntyre (02:42):

For sure. Oh. Oh yeah, that’s a good time. Oh my like, uh, I guess you could say like, my personal Instagram, it’s pretty much just a, it’s just a shout out to all to my kids stuff. I get, I get all into like the super instagramy photo.

Sevan Matossian (02:55):

What is your personal Instagram?

Hunter McIntyre (02:57):

Uh, it’s almost the same thing. It’s Josh Pert, but at the end is underscore.

Sevan Matossian (03:02):

Oh, okay, okay,

Hunter McIntyre (03:03):

Okay. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But it’s a, it’s a private so I don’t know if like Yeah. So I don’t really,

Sevan Matossian (03:07):

So don’t expect if someone goes to follow it, that you’ll actually get to see it.

Hunter McIntyre (03:11):

For sure. Yeah, because like, my, my wife doesn’t like me putting anything out with our, with our kiddos on it. She’s not, she’s not. Cause I have ideas for like kid video. Like, oh, that could be funny to do. Like, you know, like a CrossFit video with the kids, but, right. My, my wife’s not a fan of, uh, putting our kiddos out there, so

Sevan Matossian (03:25):

Keep it. Hey, that’s probably smart to be honest with you.

Hunter McIntyre (03:27):

I know. Yeah, I know it is. I know it is.

Sevan Matossian (03:29):

I’ve had friends straight just lecture me on it. Dave. Uh, Dave Castor has lectured me on it many a times. Yeah.

Hunter McIntyre (03:35):

Yep. Yeah, it’s

Sevan Matossian (03:37):

Basically, I mean, it comes, they say that there’s, it’s funny cuz a few years ago, I’d never believed it, but basically, Hey dude, there’s perverts out there jerking off to your kids.

Hunter McIntyre (03:45):

Oh dude, for sure. You know, that’s happening.

Sevan Matossian (03:47):

That’s happening. God, I I don’t stop. Stop. Okay. The show’s over. Thank you.

Hunter McIntyre (03:51):

It’s happening. Guaranteed somewhere somehow you,

Sevan Matossian (03:54):

You really think that, um, there’s guys who pull up Danny Spiegel’s Instagram account and then pull their dick out in a box of Kleenex and sit there and jerk off.

Hunter McIntyre (04:04):

Oh, a thousand percent. Yes.

Sevan Matossian (04:05):

Like right now it’s hap like right now somewhere someone’s being carjacked. Right. We can agree on that.

Hunter McIntyre (04:10):

Oh yeah. That’s also for sure. Uhhuh. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (04:12):

So somewhere on planet Earth it’s raining somewhere. Someone’s being carjacked. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, two people are having sex. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, these are some things that are like, you could pretty much guarantee are happening somewhere on the Rock, correct. Right. Correct. Correct. You’re also suggesting that I I’ll be one. Uh, if there’s 24 hours a day, once an hour, someone masturbates Danny s Spiegel’s Instagram account.

Hunter McIntyre (04:31):

Ah, God. I’m gonna, I’m gonna lead more towards Yes than no. I’m thinking, yes.

Sevan Matossian (04:35):

Oh, look at this. Look at this

Hunter McIntyre (04:37):

<laugh>. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Look at this.

Hunter McIntyre (04:39):

See <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (04:40):


Hunter McIntyre (04:42):

It’s like, oh man. For sure. Ed. Probably like, it’s not just Danny Spiegel. Probably like some con porter out there. Wow. Some some con porter spanking action going on. For sure.

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

I don’t mean it as a dig to them, it just, at that point it almost seems, um, this is gonna come off totally wrong, but it just seems like there’s better shit out there.

Hunter McIntyre (05:08):

Oh, mean, I think so.

Sevan Matossian (05:09):

Like, just even why, how I don’t even think like how Instagram is even your mm-hmm. <affirmative>. I, I don’t see stuff that

Hunter McIntyre (05:16):


Sevan Matossian (05:16):

That makes me wanna Yeah. Maybe I’m just 50 know some,

Hunter McIntyre (05:19):

Well, I think some people like, like the, uh, you know, like they don’t want to, they don’t wanna see all the goods at once. I think some people like, just like, oh, just a little bit of cleavage or a little bit of like a butt crack. Yeah. And that’s like, keep it like the, you know, keep the, uh, what’s the word? Like the secret out you like, I don’t wanna see everything. So like, that’s what, that’s what people find sexy in the old Instagram stuff.

Sevan Matossian (05:37):

All right. Kind of like, um, uh, the, um, like the Emporium Cap Wells underwear catalog that would come to your house in, in, you know, 1977 and your little

Hunter McIntyre (05:47):

Exact same

Sevan Matossian (05:48):

Thing. You can’t, you can’t even fucking believe you’re seeing women in their underwear. Right?

Hunter McIntyre (05:51):

Oh, dude. Yep. The Sears. I I, to go back to the Sears catalog, that was, that was the moneymaker.

Sevan Matossian (05:57):

I wonder if there, I wonder if there’s an, and then there’s gotta be all sorts of weird people out there too. Like, it’s just a guy in overall is eating corn and someone’s masturbating to it.

Hunter McIntyre (06:06):

<laugh>. I guarantee, I guarantee there’s some funky stuff. Man. I guarantee

Sevan Matossian (06:11):

Women don’t do that though. Just dude.

Hunter McIntyre (06:13):

Oh, contraire dude. Really? I don’t know. I think women do it for sure. They flick the bean to all kinds of stuff, dude. Guaranteed.

Sevan Matossian (06:20):

They just close their eyes and flick the bean <laugh>.

Hunter McIntyre (06:22):

You’re probably right. You’re probably right. I, but I mean, I don’t know. I still think there’s, they

Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Put a warm wa they get a, they fucking boil some tea, light a candle and flick the bean

Hunter McIntyre (06:34):

And a hot bath. Let’s let, that’s probably more accurate. Let, let’s see if that’s probably more accurate. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (06:39):

Lemme see. Um, yeah, look it. See, look. She thinks like, like sick fucks out there. Look at that. Oh yeah,

Hunter McIntyre (06:44):

A hundred percent.

Sevan Matossian (06:45):

But a cup of, uh, uh, tea. Uh, and, and the bean <laugh> some music.

Hunter McIntyre (06:51):

I mean, that sounds pretty good. I’m not gonna lie. That sounds pretty. I’m down for some of that cup of tea. And the old spa ion,

Sevan Matossian (06:58):

Uh, wad zombie already. Oh yeah. So I apologize. There probably will be a lot of hostility towards you.

Hunter McIntyre (07:03):

Oh man.

Sevan Matossian (07:03):

We have our own meme guy here. And you’re stepping into his turf. Josh Wish to see where Hunter McIntyre already throwing rocks at him. Jesus.

Hunter McIntyre (07:10):

I do. Wad zombie’s a great dude. Yeah, he, he, uh, he’ll hop on some of my live stuff and he’s like, he’s funnier than me. I’m like, dude, you can’t come on my shit and like, be funnier than me. That’s not cool. Dude. <laugh>, he’s like, that’s good stuff. Yeah. Nick’s, Nick’s a good dude.

Sevan Matossian (07:24):

Uh, romantic.

Hunter McIntyre (07:26):

Oh, very romantic.

Sevan Matossian (07:27):

Yeah, Heidi, Krum se he’s right. I don’t get that very often from her.

Hunter McIntyre (07:30):

Oh, nice. Okay. I mean, you’re probably more accurate. I don’t think there’s a lot of like, I mean, there’s a reason why I think the, uh, the females do better on the only fans as opposed to the, as opposed to the fells and vice versa. Or also with like the, you know, like the feet picks. It’s kind of more of like a female industry because dudes are hordy dudes. Hordy, perps,

Sevan Matossian (07:50):

Uh, Jedi, Nelson, FEV on, you know, how many women reach out to me in dms with wheelchair fetishes?

Hunter McIntyre (07:55):

Well, oh,

Sevan Matossian (07:59):

There are, there, there are a couple accounts I follow of like women, like, like hot chicks who like are missing arms or missing legs or like mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And I only follow them. Like, I feel, I don’t follow any, like of the straight, like there’s only one like straight, uh, straight up. Like, I dunno what you call, there’s only one girl I follow cuz she’s a friend of mine who posts just straight thirst picks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, there’s accounts you go to and it’s like every chicks suffer. Like, those people send me those and I end up at ’em sometimes, but I don’t follow any of them. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But like, I’ve, I’ve come to be like, okay, I’ll follow the one with the chick with no arms.

Hunter McIntyre (08:35):

I support that,

Sevan Matossian (08:36):

But I’m still like, yeah, I would fucking tear that up. And I’m so curious. Like what, like she has no arm, like she’s missing a leg, like mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you just can come at the pussy from some weird side angle. Like

Hunter McIntyre (08:47):

You get super creative.

Sevan Matossian (08:48):


Hunter McIntyre (08:49):

Super creative. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, yeah. When there’s too many thirst picks, you know, guy, guy or girl. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta unfollow because you’re not really <laugh> It’s not really benefiting my day too much. Like, there’s only so much, only so much ass crack I could see from one person.

Sevan Matossian (09:04):

It’s, it’s like, um, you know those stores that you go, they’re candy stores. They have one here and, and ca capitol by the beach and it’s just bins of candy.

Hunter McIntyre (09:12):


Sevan Matossian (09:12):

Like I never would go in there.

Hunter McIntyre (09:14):


Sevan Matossian (09:15):

Like, I just, it it,

Hunter McIntyre (09:16):

This is too

Sevan Matossian (09:17):

Much. There’s yeah. There’s nothing in there that I don’t wanna shove in my face.

Hunter McIntyre (09:20):

<laugh>. Right.

Sevan Matossian (09:21):

But I’m not going in there. I’m not, not even for like a second. I’m not uhhuh.

Hunter McIntyre (09:25):

Yeah. Yeah. I I will admit though, like, you don’t, if I’m scrolling and like, one of those things is get like shown to you randomly. I, I may click on it from time to time. I just can’t, it’s like, almost like a reaction. Like a Yes. Oh God. I gotta check it. Yeah. It’s weird. Yeah. And some, you know what’s even funny sometimes, I dunno if you’ve ever used that little icon where you can like, tell Instagram or like TikTok, I don’t want, I don’t wanna see this anymore. Like, I’m not interested.

Sevan Matossian (09:45):

Oh no I haven’t.

Hunter McIntyre (09:46):

Oh yeah, you can do, I think if you hold it down, like hold your finger on the image. I dunno, I can’t remember. But stuff like that. But you can tell ’em, don’t show me anymore. Like, they, they don’t show you for about an hour, then all of a sudden it’s like back in your, it

Sevan Matossian (09:55):

Comes back.

Hunter McIntyre (09:56):

Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

Sevan Matossian (09:58):

Well look at mine. So I just click mine. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And mine is u What’s crazy is I, um, mine’s usually, uh, 50%, um, like hot chicks and 50% hot dudes. Yeah. Same. But now there’s only one on my, there’s only one piece of Beaver <laugh>. She’s lifting something heavy. But, you know, I started clicking on like these um, Indian spiritual guys lately. Oh, okay. And so they’re kind of like filling up my feed.

Hunter McIntyre (10:23):

Oh dude. Yeah. I wonder if it’s like, cuz I, I’ve been getting the guy that’s sitting in the, in the middle with like, the little, uh, dishes where he is like going around in circles. That guy’s like popping up all the time on my

Sevan Matossian (10:31):

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the coin. The, the ball. The ball rolling Uhhuh. Yep. So I just clicked this one. It says, spirituality is not a child’s play. My sentences will tear to pieces, the doubts of anyone who listens to them. And this said God or Delta Maharaj. Like for some reason they thought I needed to hear that <laugh>.

Hunter McIntyre (10:49):

Are you, are you a spiritual, spiritual guy?

Sevan Matossian (10:53):


Hunter McIntyre (10:53):

Yeah. Are you,

Sevan Matossian (10:54):

Uh, like very,

Hunter McIntyre (10:56):

Do you believe in God?

Sevan Matossian (10:58):


Hunter McIntyre (10:59):

Yeah. Let’s go here. Let’s go here.

Sevan Matossian (11:00):

Uh, no. Oh,

Hunter McIntyre (11:03):


Sevan Matossian (11:03):

I, I don’t believe in God.

Hunter McIntyre (11:05):

Okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (11:07):


Hunter McIntyre (11:07):

Yeah. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a hard thing to fathom. I used to be a big time like,

Sevan Matossian (11:13):

Well, I think it’s the opposite. I think it’s a, I think it’s an easy thing to fathom. I think it’s a hard thing to know. It’s easy to believe. It’s hard to know.

Hunter McIntyre (11:23):

Okay. Yep.

Sevan Matossian (11:24):


Hunter McIntyre (11:25):

Yeah. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (11:28):

Last night, even in the middle of the night, I woke up and I was, and I was, and I was, um, uh, pondering my own death. My dog’s dying and he’s in bed with me. Oh.

Hunter McIntyre (11:36):

Ah, yeah. Bummer.

Sevan Matossian (11:38):

He’s a little, like 14 pound dog. And I can tell he’s dying. Like, he’s like, close. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn’t have brought that up. I felt my tear ducts turning on.

Hunter McIntyre (11:46):

Oh, okay. Well, in an ironic way. I just got a new puppy two days ago.

Sevan Matossian (11:50):

Oh. Rub it in my face. Thanks.

Hunter McIntyre (11:52):

Yeah, you’re welcome. Yeah. So I’m, I’m, I’m upgrading you.

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

<laugh>. What, what did you get? Did you get a Colt? Martin’s Wiener dog.

Hunter McIntyre (11:59):

<laugh>. Negative. Negative. We got a, uh, lab. Labradoodle Labradoodle these.

Sevan Matossian (12:03):

Oh, awesome dude. Yeah.

Hunter McIntyre (12:05):

Gosh. They’re so sweet, dude.

Sevan Matossian (12:06):

God, you trendy. Fuck. So <laugh>

Hunter McIntyre (12:08):

So basic, huh?

Sevan Matossian (12:10):

But they’re great.

Hunter McIntyre (12:11):

They are such a little sweet. It’s like a little tiny teddy bear just running around. It’s just all hair right now. All fur

Sevan Matossian (12:16):

Dude. Uh, Greg Glassman has one. I I’m guessing it’s probably 10 years old and in the last 10 mm-hmm. <affirmative> like I saw, I knew him when he got it, obviously. And it goes everywhere with him.

Hunter McIntyre (12:25):

Oh yeah. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (12:25):

Like everywhere, like a hundred degrees outside. He, he brings it in his car. He don’t care. Like this fucking dog goes everywhere with him.

Hunter McIntyre (12:32):

Yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (12:34):

Yeah. Easy dog. Easy.

Hunter McIntyre (12:36):

Oh yeah. So mean like, like I said, we have like about two or three days and she’s like pretty, like she knows to go outside already to, for like the little pee pee and poo poo. And she’s not really chewing up on anything. She’s been great so far, so far so good.

Sevan Matossian (12:47):

Yeah. Good point. Doesn’t shed,

Hunter McIntyre (12:48):

That’s one of the big reasons why we got it. We also have eight year old, uh, Malti Shitzu. And he’s, he’s awesome too. He’s a great

Sevan Matossian (12:55):

Pup. Oh, sh Oh, uh, sounds violent. That’s a, that’s a aggressive dog, right?

Hunter McIntyre (13:00):

Uh, I mean, I don’t know. Like we, a

Sevan Matossian (13:03):

Shitzu’s got a little something little edge to it. Yeah.

Hunter McIntyre (13:05):

I got a five year old and a two year old and they, they, they f with that, that multi shitzu all the time. And they, it never has never like, you know, nipped at him or like, you know, tacked him or nothing. They, he just takes it all the time. <laugh>, he’s like, lets them mess with ’em all. Pull his ears, pull his tail, like poke him. Like, he’s pretty good. So he’ll get hyper. He’ll definitely get hyper. Like if somebody comes over new, oh, he’s like, let me put on a show for you. I’m running, I’m running laps around the living room, jumping off couches. But yeah, as far as like being aggressive, like in a negative way, I, uh, not, I haven’t, haven’t experienced that yet with our pup.

Sevan Matossian (13:35):

Is Maltese a big dog? It is, right?

Hunter McIntyre (13:37):

Oh, no, dude. It’s a little freaking shit. It’s like,

Sevan Matossian (13:39):

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh yeah.

Hunter McIntyre (13:41):

Oh yeah. It’s a little tiny sneaker.

Sevan Matossian (13:43):

Oh, I’m not. And the Shitzu’s tiny too.

Hunter McIntyre (13:46):

Yeah, it’s a tiny, that’s a tiny

Sevan Matossian (13:47):

What? What am I thinking of? What’s the one with the blue tongue or Mastiff?

Hunter McIntyre (13:50):


Sevan Matossian (13:51):

It has a blue tongue or a purple tongue. They’re fighters.

Hunter McIntyre (13:58):

Pit bull.

Sevan Matossian (14:01):

Someone will know very soon. Oh, what if I just type in blue tongue dog? Okay. Blue

Hunter McIntyre (14:06):

Tongue. I didn’t even know. I didn’t even know that was a thing. A blue tongue dog.

Sevan Matossian (14:09):

Chow Chows. I thought you had a chow. Chow. Okay. Seb

Hunter McIntyre (14:16):

Type in blue waffle.

Sevan Matossian (14:18):

Four dog breeds with blue tongues. Sharpe Chow, chow Erasure and Thai Ridgeback. There’s a dog called a Thai Ridgeback.

Hunter McIntyre (14:27):

Geez. That, that one sounds like a dinosaur.

Sevan Matossian (14:29):

Yeah. I like a ridgeback.

Hunter McIntyre (14:32):


Sevan Matossian (14:34):

You think it’s just a ridgeback with slanted eyes? <laugh>

Hunter McIntyre (14:38):

Most likely. Yes.

Sevan Matossian (14:39):

It is likely. Wait, do you see this? Dude? It is

Hunter McIntyre (14:42):

<laugh>. If it’s, I might have to get one. Cause that is awesome.

Sevan Matossian (14:45):

Look it

Hunter McIntyre (14:46):

<laugh>. Oh fuck that dog. That dog named that dog is racist as f. That’s hilarious.

Sevan Matossian (14:53):

They just nailed it. They understand. Characteristic. Dude, it’s a hairless. Wow,

Hunter McIntyre (14:56):

That’s funny. Oh, it’s hairless too. Damn. It looks like, yeah, it looks like an ass beater dog. That dog looks like it beats an ass.

Sevan Matossian (15:05):

Oh yeah, it does. Uh, Barry McCaw and or Lookup Blue Waffle.

Hunter McIntyre (15:09):

Oh yeah. It’s a pretty interesting dog.

Sevan Matossian (15:13):

Uh, no.

Hunter McIntyre (15:15):

Okay. No. Weird.

Sevan Matossian (15:17):


Hunter McIntyre (15:17):

I’ve heard, I’ve heard I would never,

Sevan Matossian (15:19):

What does Blue Waffle mean on TikTok? I’m afraid to click this. I think this is a bad,

Hunter McIntyre (15:25):

Uh, nothing to be afraid about.

Sevan Matossian (15:26):

Uh, blue. Oh, here, we’ll go to the Planned Parenthood website. Oh, this is fucked up. I can tell. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Blue Waffle is totally, completely 100% urban legend. It doesn’t exist. So anything you’ve heard about who has it, its symptoms or the way it’s spread is made up?

Hunter McIntyre (15:45):

I choose not to believe that

Sevan Matossian (15:46):

The pictures are fake also.

Hunter McIntyre (15:48):

Oh, come on.

Sevan Matossian (15:50):

It’s a red or irritated vagina with an unusually or smelly discharge. Geez, Louise Berry.

Hunter McIntyre (15:57):

That is a, that is a tame way to put it, because if those pictures are fake. Well, that’s a bummer. Cause that’s pretty much ruined my childhood. It’s like cemented into my brain. What a, what the actual picture was. Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. Nick knows it’s not good. If you haven’t seen it, you’re probably better off not seeing it.

Sevan Matossian (16:14):

Have you seen the Blue Waffle? Have you seen picture pictures of it? Uh,

Hunter McIntyre (16:16):

Yeah, it’s, uh,

Sevan Matossian (16:18):

It’s pretty. How did you see it? I, I, I’m on the internet all the time. I spend five hours a day on Instagram. How have you seen it? And I haven’t. Well,

Hunter McIntyre (16:24):

I’m sick and twisted, uh, Avvo. So it’s like, um, are you sure you can’t just Google it right now?

Sevan Matossian (16:29):

<laugh>? I did Google it. I’m not clicking images. I just wanna know how it popped on your radar. Oh. I always wonder how, like, how do these people know? How do you know? How does Nick know? How does Barry Cockney know? I spend a lot of time on the internet.

Hunter McIntyre (16:41):

Dude. Dude, you know what? I’m looking at Google Images. It’s not even popping up anymore. Awesome. It used to. Oh, that’s awesome. It used to be around the Google images. Uh, you know, I like, honestly, I think it was like, I feel like it was like 15 years ago when I first heard about it. So I think it’s just, just a couple. This group of buddies are like, Hey, have you heard about this? And they’re like, we just Google it. And they’re like, holy Moses. And then, you know, it’s on the internet, so it’s real.

Sevan Matossian (17:04):

What happened here? This, this has popped up. This has been popping up. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> quite a bit. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. I ended up on this guy’s Instagram account the other day. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And he was in bed with a neck brace. Is this a homie of yours?

Hunter McIntyre (17:14):

Yep. He’s our, uh, one of our head coaches at our gym.

Sevan Matossian (17:17):

At your gym?

Hunter McIntyre (17:17):

At our, at our gym? Yep. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (17:19):

What a small world. Holy shit.

Hunter McIntyre (17:21):

Great dude. Just, just the best dude. Um, yeah, he was, uh, him and a couple other guys from our gym. They were mountain biking, um, I think on Father’s Day. And he just hit a jump wrong or hit, you know, going, going down the hill wrong and went over the head handlebar boom head first. Um, I know he had like, he had a few, some of his, uh, spine on his neck. And now like he, I, I know he can feel like his, his feet and his and his fingers, but he can’t really move them too well right now. And so, um, he, he lives here in Fresno, but right now he’s at the hospital in la.

Sevan Matossian (17:57):

You live in Fresno?

Hunter McIntyre (17:59):

I do live in Fresno. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (18:01):

Holy shit. That’s incredible.

Hunter McIntyre (18:04):

It’s the place where dreams are made.

Sevan Matossian (18:07):


Hunter McIntyre (18:07):

Place, place where dreams are made.

Sevan Matossian (18:09):

Um, are you born and raised there?

Hunter McIntyre (18:11):

Pretty much, yeah. Do you know where, uh,

Sevan Matossian (18:12):

You have sex with an Armenian girl,

Hunter McIntyre (18:14):

<laugh>? Not yet.

Sevan Matossian (18:16):

Not yet. How could you be born and raised in Fresno. And did you not have a lot of sex as a kid?

Hunter McIntyre (18:21):

I didn’t, I did not have a lot of sex. I know. I’m a I was like a good kid. I was a

Sevan Matossian (18:24):

Good kid. Okay. Okay. Sorry. So back to this guy. What’s the name of his gym? No,

Hunter McIntyre (18:27):

This is, this is a good combo. I wanna talk about like virginity. Virginity and neck. Neck, spine injuries,

Sevan Matossian (18:33):

<laugh>. So, so, so this guy’s not paralyzed for life. Like he’s gonna walk.

Hunter McIntyre (18:37):

I, I, I think so. Well, from that time this accident happened to, right now, he has, he has been getting like, slowly, slowly better. And so I, I don’t think he’s gonna be paralyzed for life, but it seems like it’s gonna be a long, a very long trip. Back to Yeah. Back to being. Okay. Um, and so, uh, yeah, he’s just in the, he’s just in the hospital right now in la kind of recovering. They’re trying to get him transferred to Fresno, but, um, let’s see how that goes. So he is just down there in LA still, but yeah, he’s uh, he is not doing too swell.

Sevan Matossian (19:09):

Let, let me, let me play this here real quick. Lemme see if I can turn

Hunter McIntyre (19:11):

The volume please. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for, thanks for playing it.

Speaker 3 (19:14):

It’s Monday. Um, I don’t know the date actually. I should have probably figured that out beforehand.

Sevan Matossian (19:23):

His, so he is got a sense of humor.

Hunter McIntyre (19:26):

Hilarious. He’s he’ll, I mean, if you go through my, through my videos, he’s been in, he’s been in quite a few video videos of mine. Yeah. He’s, he’s hilarious.

Speaker 3 (19:33):

But, uh, it’s been a week since my accident. Uh, pretty low of you guys don’t know. I was mountain biking, um, at a bike park in Big Bear, California, and I crashed, kind of went headfirst into a mountain and had a significant

Sevan Matossian (20:01):

Is he the owner of the gym?

Hunter McIntyre (20:03):

No, he is not. But, uh, I would say him and this other guy, Joe, they, they pretty much run the day to day. They, they’re the, they’re definitely the lifeline of the, of the gym, but yeah. No, he’s not the o owner. Not

Sevan Matossian (20:13):

The owner. Does he have kids? Josh?

Hunter McIntyre (20:15):

He does. Yep. Uh, I believe they’re both like high school age-ish, if not like junior high, high school age. Yeah. He has a, he has a son and a daughter.

Sevan Matossian (20:22):

Holy shit.

Hunter McIntyre (20:24):

Yeah. It’s, it’s, it’s a

Speaker 3 (20:25):

Spinal cord injury. Um, thankfully there was no breaks, but there was, uh, significant herniations in my c3, c4. Five, six, and c7. C7. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (20:50):

He’s labored, right? He’s like giving it all right. Now he’s going for fucking the last nine reps on Fran. Holy shit.

Hunter McIntyre (20:57):

For sure. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:59):

And those were pro into my spinal cord. Um, one thank you guys for all of your thoughts and prayers. Those mean more to me than you guys to know. Um, I’m never gonna quit.

Sevan Matossian (21:21):

Good job,

Speaker 3 (21:21):

Dude. Fighting this. It’s gonna be a long process.

Sevan Matossian (21:25):

How do people, is there anywhere people can support this dude with money?

Hunter McIntyre (21:29):

Yeah. Uh, yeah, he’s gotta GoFundMe. There’s a link in my bio. Um, I’m almost positive there’s a link in his bio. But if you go to, uh, if you go to GoFundMe and you just type in like, uh, our gym name, certi. C E R T U s at all it All

Sevan Matossian (21:42):

Right here. Got it.

Hunter McIntyre (21:43):

Yep. There you go. Boom. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (21:45):

Okay. I’ll, I’ll put a link to the, oh, shit. That’s awesome too. It’s working.

Hunter McIntyre (21:49):

Yeah. Nice. Wow. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Avvo. That’s nice to you. Oh dude. Thanks dude. Fuck

Sevan Matossian (21:56):

This. What’s interesting iss crazy how, um, tight the community is cuz this guy’s been popping, guys. I put the, I put the link in the chat and, um, you know what I’ll even do? I can, I can probably, I’ll leave this window open and when the show’s over, I’ll put the link in the, um, in, in the show notes.

Hunter McIntyre (22:17):

Nice. Horrible with that. Yeah. Right on. All right, right on. That’s awesome. It

Sevan Matossian (22:21):

Is a cool community we belong to, right?

Hunter McIntyre (22:22):

Oh yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s super awesome. How many people just like, stick together, just totally support each other. Oh, yeah’s. It’s amazing. I think it’s what, uh, now

Sevan Matossian (22:31):

Phillip Kelly, I will go visit him. Where is he? Oh,

Hunter McIntyre (22:34):

Uh, I want, I I’m bad at this. I wanna say he’s in your Belinda somewhere. The hospital there. Uh, ironically I’m going down there tomorrow, visit him, but I just haven’t got the <laugh> haven’t got the address of like, where exactly it’s at. I’m pretty sure he is in your Belinda. Pretty sure. Am I saying that right? By the way, your Belinda, Belinda

Sevan Matossian (22:52):

Sounds right to me. Well that’s really cool of you that you’re going down there to visit him. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Hunter McIntyre (22:56):

Yeah. Well, I don’t wanna sound like a complete saint cuz I’m doing a twofer Cause on Sunday I’m gonna Disneyland. Oh, so okay. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (23:04):

You’re taking your kids there.

Hunter McIntyre (23:06):

Yeah, I take my, take my, uh, five-year-old.

Sevan Matossian (23:08):

When’s the last time you’ve been there?

Hunter McIntyre (23:10):

Dude, I go a lot dude. Uh, like, like a month ago. <laugh> Two months ago. Yeah. Yeah. I go a lot. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (23:15):

What do you think about my theory that, uh, did you ever smoke cigarettes?

Hunter McIntyre (23:23):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>?

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Um, when you smoke cigarettes, you, there’s this thing you do where every, you’re, so you wake up in the morning and then you, you plan your day around where you’re gonna smoke. Oh, okay. I’m gonna go to Josh’s house. I’ll smoke a cigarette on the way there. Oh. Then Josh and I will go to a walk to a coffee shop and talk about like, some meme ideas. And while we’re walk, when we get there, I’ll smoke a outside when he’s like ordering coffees and you’re kind of like, you’re, it’s like, and you’re excited cuz you’re setting up all of these. And then when I leave your house, I’m kind of excited to leave cuz I’m, cause I can’t smoke in your house because then I can go in my car and smoke. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And so there’s this, um, and, and I, you hate Thanksgiving because then you’re gonna have to be at your house for fucking four hours without smoking. But now I guess you could vape and no one would know. Right? Yeah. You smell it. So, um, I think of Disneyland as a place where people, and I mean this with all seriousness. Yeah. It’s a place where people go to eat. It’s, it’s, it’s a actually a safe place for obese people to actually eat sugar.

Hunter McIntyre (24:27):

That makes a lot of sense.

Sevan Matossian (24:28):

It seems so apparent to me the second I walk in like, oh shit. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, this is, uh, it’s like Starbucks. Um, they are not a coffee company. They’re actually a milk company. People think that they make most of their money from selling coffee. They make most of their money from markup on milk.

Hunter McIntyre (24:45):

Interesting. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (24:47):

What thoughts on Disneyland?

Hunter McIntyre (24:48):

Yeah. No, it’s, yeah, there’s a ton of junk. <laugh>. There’s a ton of junk Eat there. I’m guilty of it. I mean, I’ll crush, I’ll easily crush three, sometimes six churros. I mean, I love me some churros and Yeah, usually

Sevan Matossian (25:02):

They, that’s a popular one there. But usually people eating out of bowls that I see bowls is like sugar,

Hunter McIntyre (25:07):

You know? And they have like, uh, you know, like Valentine’s Day or like Halloween’s coming up, like all their signature theme treats or all like a cookie or like a ice cream or a, you know, some, some type of sweet, some type of desserty thing. It’s very, I mean they, every, occasionally they’ll have like a sandwich or something, but even then the sandwich doesn’t seem like it’s like a healthy sandwich. So Yeah. I mean to what you’re saying, for sure. I wouldn’t go there and expect that you’re gonna get healthy option there. It’s, it’s

Sevan Matossian (25:34):

More than that Josh. I’m saying that like if they, if if they had a no sugar day, uhhuh attendance would drop 90%.

Hunter McIntyre (25:41):

Oh, okay. So you’re saying people go there specifically 90. I’m saying literally they came for like the rides. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (25:45):

I’m saying literally people, the, the rides are tired and old. Mm-hmm. And boring. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, they’re very clean. Mm-hmm.

Hunter McIntyre (25:50):


Sevan Matossian (25:51):

Um, but I’m saying literally people, so it’s not, it’s it’s this, the common scene there. If you go to Disneyland every time, I guarantee mm-hmm. You will see two huge fat lesbian moms for sure. With their daughter riding in between their carts. It’s just like, it’s

Hunter McIntyre (26:09):

Who’s, who’s also overweight, probably

Sevan Matossian (26:10):

Who’s also overweight but can walk and she’s like riding both electric carts at the same time. Like

Hunter McIntyre (26:14):

That’s Yeah. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Oh, uh,

Sevan Matossian (26:18):

You’re, you’re gonna see that

Hunter McIntyre (26:20):

Facts. Yes. Yeah. Multiple times. Multiple

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

Times. You’re gonna see a dad with a FPA there eating cotton candy with his daughter with blue hair. Like, and you’ve never seen a FPA like that.

Hunter McIntyre (26:30):

This is true. Yeah. Like a And so

Sevan Matossian (26:32):

At some point I’m like, oh, this is a place to eat. Like cruises dude. Right? Oh yeah. Yeah. Aren’t cruises just

Hunter McIntyre (26:40):

A cesspool of people just eating nonstop open buffet? Right. 24 7 open faith.

Sevan Matossian (26:44):

Right. So, so I’m open to being wrong, but what do you think? Yeah.

Hunter McIntyre (26:48):

So what are I,

Sevan Matossian (26:49):

You saying you think I’m exaggerating? I like, I don’t think I’m exaggerating, but do you think I’m exaggerating?

Hunter McIntyre (26:53):

I well are you saying that like, majority people go there just for the food? Is that what you’re saying? Or you just saying there’s a lot people

Sevan Matossian (26:59):

Go there for food. Yes. The majority, whether they know it or not, not only they go there for the food, they’re just straight sugar addicts and they’re looking for a safe place to just gorge. Like a park that allows you to shoot heroin.

Hunter McIntyre (27:11):


Sevan Matossian (27:12):

I’m open to you being again, not for it.

Hunter McIntyre (27:14):

Yeah. Well I’m not, not, I’m just, I’m trying to think. I haven’t really thought about it, but I think you might be. I think you might be right. Uh, because Yeah, maybe it even like subconsciously you’re going there because I know I’d go there. I’m like, I’m excited for all the, all the food. Like that’s part that, that is like half, not even half. But that’s a big part of the reason I’m excited to go. Cause I love like, oh yeah, I’m gonna go to town on the, like I said, churros and like what, like I love the popcorn, I love the coffees there. They’re full of like sugar and the Star Wars coffee There is unreal by the way. So amazing. Um,

Sevan Matossian (27:44):

Served to you by their new transgender character, which is really nice.

Hunter McIntyre (27:47):

<laugh> Do they have a new that Star Wars has a new transgender character? Yeah. God damn it.

Sevan Matossian (27:51):

Yeah. Sorry. I’m just, I’m It’s fun. It’s fun.

Hunter McIntyre (27:53):

<laugh> super fun. It’s super fun. What’s its name?

Sevan Matossian (27:58):

Uh, I don’t know, but I, I I, I did a bit on the, I did a bit on the guy who’s playing the um, character. Uhhuh seems like a cool kid. Um, yeah, I think it was a girl. I think it had its chit tits chopped off. Which sucks cuz she’s only 23 and it’s like, there should be like, I just wish you would’ve just waited a little longer.

Hunter McIntyre (28:19):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative> mm-hmm. <affirmative>

Sevan Matossian (28:20):

Because I did some, I did some stupid shit at 23.

Hunter McIntyre (28:24):

Yeah. Isn’t it, isn’t it a crazy stance to just believe that maybe at least minimum wait till you’re 18 before you start doing some shit like that. It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (28:31):

2025 even.

Hunter McIntyre (28:32):

Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, I’m, I’m on, I’m on that side too, but yeah, but just but just saying 18 makes you sound like you’re a po os to a lot of people.

Sevan Matossian (28:41):

Yeah. Like 25 for, um, uh, tattoos and, and chopping off body parts. I’d even, I’d even like even punching holes in your face. Even even earrings. Oh yeah. Just push it to 25. It’s okay.

Hunter McIntyre (28:52):

You’re probably right. I

Sevan Matossian (28:52):

Won chill. It’s, you got a whole, it’s like I’m 51. I’ve never had anal. It’s like maybe I’ll try that when I’m 70.

Hunter McIntyre (29:01):

You’re missing out bud. <laugh> missing.

Sevan Matossian (29:03):

I I don’t need to do everything.

Hunter McIntyre (29:06):

That’s true. That’s true. Yeah. I mean, the laundry list of people who have made dumb ass decisions between the ages of 18 and 25 is, is an endless list. It’s an endless list. And people

Sevan Matossian (29:17):

Who are like clip that 29, 17 clip that

Hunter McIntyre (29:20):

People who are, uh, you know, with the

Sevan Matossian (29:22):

Precipitous fall, right Josh, there’s gotta be an age. It’s like I never get pulled over by the cops anymore. God dude. And I used to get pulled over fucking every day. <laugh>,

Hunter McIntyre (29:33):

Dude, my car, my, if I, if if I’m a cop and I saw my car when I was younger, I’d pull my ass over too. It had like dumb stickers all over, you know, like tinted windows, low profile ramp, all that dumb shit. You can think like li under bound lights and shit. It’s like, you know what dumb fuck’s driving that car. It’s like, you know, an asshole’s driving that car.

Sevan Matossian (29:51):

Something’s blocking your license plate that you just had to put on there.

Hunter McIntyre (29:54):

You know, <laugh>, I have had, you don’t even understand how many tickets I’ve had. I’ve had, well I’ve had 12.

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