#953 – Live Call In Show | There’s Something Happening

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Yeah. Perfect. Bam. We’re live. Uh, did you know Travis Bellingen made this, um, backdrop, the one that says CEO of the Sev on podcast with

Caleb Beaver (00:10):

The No, I did.

Sevan Matossian (00:11):

Yeah. It’s cool. Right?

Caleb Beaver (00:12):

That’s dope.

Sevan Matossian (00:15):

I, um, Travis, um, if you’re listening, I would love it. See how we’re running that banner on the bottom and there’s the phone number. I somehow we need to move like everything up a little bit. Hi, Kat. Good morning. So that you can see our sponsors, paper Street Coffee, our sponsors and friends and partners, uh, paper Street Coffee, uh, California Peptides, and, uh, birth Fit Rambler. Good morning. How much creatine you got left? So much. I have so much Creatin. Grin. Grin, uh, key master, uh, go get him. Sebi. Who, uh, reporting, uh, for duty, uh, Mr. Rogers. Uh, Jessica Valenzuela. Good morning, officer Valenzuela, Greg C Hey, have a great day. All this is the beginning of the show. Can you start the show with that saying, have a great day, Mr. Susa. He started early. Audrey, Caleb, will you love the kitty for me?

Caleb Beaver (01:20):

Sure. Later, later.

Sevan Matossian (01:22):

Uh, Dan Sevo, constructive criticism. Dan, uh, Sergeant constructive criticism. Guerrero, I have all of you like pigeonholed in my head. Jake Chapman, isle of Man. Just a dude living the good life. Omar Cannes, your typical Mexican ev everyone, uh, extra sloppy. Do you always have like ravioli stuck on your, on your shirt? No. Can’t you just put the sponsors on top? I don’t, I don’t know. But now look at it. Now look at, it’s the three of us. Bam. Like that? Do you guys have a preference? No. As long as we could see him. Um, uh, Susie, your connection’s a little off. For what it’s worth. I don’t care, but I’m just saying, what do you mean you were like getting a little pixelated? Was he getting pixelated for you, Caleb?

Caleb Beaver (02:15):

Not that I’ve noticed.

Sevan Matossian (02:17):

Oh. But a year probably weren’t studying him as hard as I, I missed Alison nyc. Good morning. Uh, yes, bigger is better. Speaking of Allison, bigger is better. Speaking of Allison, uh, and it’s Caleb and Matt. It is, um, if, uh, so, um, I’ll put my toe spacers on while I say this.


<laugh>. Um, I’ve been getting a lot of questions, and I don’t just mean, I don’t say, I don’t use that lightly a shit load of questions in dms about peptides. And I have not taken the peptides yet. I have them and I got my needles, and I’m supposed to sit down and Hiller’s gonna help me, uh, inject them, um, into my arm. But I did schedule because I have so many questions. And if you go to the website, uh, ca peptides, it, it looks like you, you just order this stuff. You just do the research on what you want and you just order it. Yes. It’s like vitamins. But I, but I, I, uh, I have a peptide expert in Hiller scheduled. I saw scheduled them yesterday. I saw text thread going back and forth, and so we’ll have someone on, oh, that’s the one I have. BPC 1 57. So many people are

Caleb Beaver (03:28):

Interested a video about,

Sevan Matossian (03:31):

Yeah. Is it good? Haven’t seen it yet. I need to watch it tonight. You haven’t seen it either?

Caleb Beaver (03:36):

Oh, the video’s good? Yes.

Sevan Matossian (03:38):

Oh, it is good. Okay. Uh, so, and you inject people with stuff. Did you see, does Hiller inject himself on the, um, in that video? I

Caleb Beaver (03:48):

Don’t remember if I saw him inject himself, but, oh, I think the way that he was describing it is the fucking, the way that he was describing it is about how I would do it as well. If I were to inject somebody with some sort of drug.

Sevan Matossian (04:05):

My, my sister, um, uh, many, many years ago had to take, um, um, um, blood thinner and she had injected into her stomach, and we were on a road trip together. This is like 20 years ago. And so I would inject it into her stomach for her. I’d basically pinch and inject pinch. Like a, it’s kind of weird sticking a needle in skin. It’s not how you would expect.

Mattew Souza (04:35):

Are you doing that tomorrow?

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Is is he coming on the show tomorrow? He’s

Mattew Souza (04:39):

Scheduled for tomorrow.

Sevan Matossian (04:41):

Oh, what time in the morning? In

Mattew Souza (04:42):

The morning.

Sevan Matossian (04:43):

Oh, shit. Uh, I don’t know. Uh, you mean like live on the show?

Mattew Souza (04:47):

Yeah. Oh, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (04:50):

If you were to, if it wasn’t tomorrow, I’d be like, fuck. Yeah, I’ve gotten all brave, but it, it seems a little close to be like swinging my dick around and acting all brave <laugh>. I want to, I want to,

Mattew Souza (05:00):

Okay. Hey,

Sevan Matossian (05:01):

Is this a one? I mean, I’m putting on toe spacers now. I might as well inject peptides tomorrow.

Mattew Souza (05:04):

Just go all in. Yeah, just lean into it.

Sevan Matossian (05:09):

But, um, uh, I’ve only received one negative, um, uh, one of my friends was drunk, most beautiful woman in the world. You guys have heard me talk about her before She was fucking hammered, and she sent me a DM saying, quit being a pussy and just do steroids,

Mattew Souza (05:26):

<laugh>. That was it. That’s all it took. Have

Sevan Matossian (05:32):

I ever shown you guys the most beautiful woman in the world? I’m, I’m, have I ever sh showed you her Instagram account?

Mattew Souza (05:37):

If it’s a person who I think you’re talking about, then yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I see it every day. <laugh>,

Sevan Matossian (05:45):

You go visit your, you go visit it just to check. Yeah, I did. When things are gone,

Mattew Souza (05:49):

Give a couple likes, drop some support,

Sevan Matossian (05:53):

Uh, rest in peace. Putin, why would happened to Putin? The Muhammad? Oh, you’ve

Caleb Beaver (05:57):

Not been following this?

Sevan Matossian (05:59):

No. What

Mattew Souza (05:59):

Happened? Oh,

Caleb Beaver (06:00):

It said, oh, dude, it’s, it’s pretty, it’s getting pretty serious. So the Oh Wagner group guy, the, what is his name? I can’t remember his name. Putin,

Sevan Matossian (06:09):

The rich riches man of the world. Something’s wrong with him. That guy Putin?

Caleb Beaver (06:13):

Yes, that guy.

Sevan Matossian (06:16):

Was he in the sub that went down?

Caleb Beaver (06:19):


Mattew Souza (06:20):


Sevan Matossian (06:22):

Bring it up. Bring it up. Let me see. Bring it up.

Mattew Souza (06:28):

Check this out. I made a little under tell for the viewers out there.

Caleb Beaver (06:36):

It’s, uh, Yi Pergo is his name. Uh,


So the, he’s the, I guess the c e o of this mercenary group that Russia uses to help fight its wars. And according to him, the Russian military dropped a whole bunch of bombs on one of his troops positions in like, while they were fighting Ukraine and killed like, I think he’s alleging like 120 plus people or like injuring 120 plus people killing like 40 people of the Wagner group mercenaries. So as this is happening, he basically says he’s going to go on a war path to Moscow to hold them accountable for what they did, uh,

Sevan Matossian (07:29):

For killing. Wait a second, wait a second. So you’re telling me some Russian mercenaries who were over there kicking ass in Ukraine got bombed by Putin? Mm-hmm. So Putin was like, Hey, assholes, like, um,

Caleb Beaver (07:42):

Supposedly even though they’re on the

Sevan Matossian (07:43):

Same team, even though they’re on the same team, Putin bombed their shit.

Mattew Souza (07:47):


Sevan Matossian (07:49):

Because he didn’t want them acting like mercenaries. Why did he bomb them?

Caleb Beaver (07:54):

I’m not a hundred percent sure as to why, but according to Yevgeny, he’s saying that they’ve been entrenched in that position for a significant amount of time. And according

Sevan Matossian (08:04):

Toni, you speak to Yevgeny

Mattew Souza (08:07):


Caleb Beaver (08:09):

No, I’m just like listening to what his speech when during his speech.

Sevan Matossian (08:12):

Oh, not Yevgeni, who was on this show? Not that Yevgeni. Oh

Caleb Beaver (08:15):

No, not that Guinea

Mattew Souza (08:17):


Sevan Matossian (08:18):

Hey, shut it David. Shut the fuck up. Don’t stop fucking telling me I’m interrupting. Fucking assholes. Hi, good morning, Mike. Hi. Sorry to interrupt you. Go ahead. Uh, Kayla.

Caleb Beaver (08:41):

Um, but read,

Sevan Matossian (08:42):

Can I read, sorry, I’m interrupting again. Sorry. <laugh>, uh, Russian president Vladimir Putin, citing a threat to his nation, said he had ordered the military to squash a rebellion led by Wagner mercenary boss. Pergo claimed early Saturday to have taken control of the Russian military command base and rosoff on Don in the south. Meanwhile, the governor of the Roza region further north said a counter-terrorist operation by the military. There was underway, oh, this is just confusing as shit. The UK’s defense minister said that Wagner units were moving north through Za region, almost certainly aiming to get to Moscow. Okay. Those are all Russians though. This is internal fighting. They’re all Russians.

Caleb Beaver (09:25):

Okay. Internal fighting. So what’s, what’s essentially happening is, well, what Putin said in his speech is that there’s a mutiny now there’s a coup happening being led by the wagon group and their troops, and they’re gonna start storming Moscow to try to like, take it over, I guess. And Prgo has said that he is going to, there’s gonna be a new president of Russia.

Sevan Matossian (09:48):

So all I think is, this is horrible what my thoughts are. Do you wanna know? Don’t tell anyone. I’m always concerned that like China’s gonna fly over, or Russia, China, like Russian planes are gonna fly over our country and drop like 500 million Chinese people on us. Like, not bombs, but literally like, just start loading planes with par with Chinese in them and just pouring them out on our country.


Yeah. Like, and there’s nothing we can do. There’s just noth like, it’s just every hour they drop in another 50,000 Chinese people, they’re not even armed. Like just leaving the bo And, and, and then before you know it, there, there’s uh, 300 million Americans here and 500 million Chinese. Like they just in one massive swoop, just pour 500 half a billion Chinese on us, right? And they take over. We can’t do anything. There’ll be just Chinese in the street. Don’t hurt the Chinese, don’t hurt the Chinese. And then next thing you know, this whole country would be China. I mean, it’s an incredible mission, right? I mean that, that’s the plan, right? And wouldn’t that there would be nothing We could do the largest fleet of nonstop airplanes flying over American space, pouring Chinese on all the major cities just with parachutes. <laugh>, they’re just pouring in.


That might work in Canada. Them would probably die. Each one has a backpack full of each one has a backpack full of food. No, we wouldn’t do shit because we’re so worried about cuz our, because we’re worried about Trannys. We got tranny issues. <laugh> watch ’em drop down in like Kansas or Tennessee, they’re gonna, and so when I hear this going on in Russia, I’m like, thank God they have their own problems. Like, I like, you know what I mean? Oh, I like, I always kind of have this, this feeling that like, and that’s what I would do if I were China and I wanted to take us over just picture shoe. Please. Dude, it’s a shoe win. It’s guaranteed. Look, he even knows, look at Matt Burne. Get Jorge Ventura on

Mattew Souza (11:45):


Sevan Matossian (11:47):

That he understands. That’s the, uh, okay, cool. So I’m kind of glad that they have their own issues over there. I thought China and Russia was like just like minutes away from like, taking over the US Well that’s

Mattew Souza (11:58):

Good. Mm-hmm. I mean, it kinda,

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

They would just come through the southern border. Yeah, you pour some in through the southern border. The northern border. But I’m telling you, it, it, it is a, it is a guaranteed victory for China. You think I’m joking, but you just have just nonstop planes flying over with Chinese people jumping out with parachutes

Caleb Beaver (12:18):

Shooting. Yeah. I think our defenses are a little better now than they were. Our

Mattew Souza (12:21):

Military would just, we wouldn’t

Sevan Matossian (12:22):

Do shit Caleb, what would we do? We wouldn’t do shit. Tell me what we would do. Tell me what that would look like. Like think you’d be surprised. Tell me what that would like. You think that we wouldn’t let just millions of Chinese just jump out of airplanes onto fucking San Francisco? Are you kidding me? Dude, the town would be surrounded by tranny, holding hands, being like, don’t kill the Chinese, let them take over. We would not do shit, dude. You think I’m joking. I am not

Mattew Souza (12:46):


Sevan Matossian (12:47):

Target pr. I,

Caleb Beaver (12:48):

I don’t, I

Sevan Matossian (12:49):

Have, we have fucking people molesting kids in our fucking schools and they’re in, they’re great target practice. No one’s doing shit. Marty. I must be an asshole. I’m fighting with Caleb.

Mattew Souza (12:58):

Caller high to call. Yeah, caller.

Sevan Matossian (13:03):

Oh, hold on, hold on. Caller, of course, the phone.

Mattew Souza (13:05):

Of course, of course, of course. Our brand

Sevan Matossian (13:09):

New super advanced system doesn’t work worth of shit. Caller, hold on. Settle down. Caller, settle down. Let me,

Mattew Souza (13:16):

Lemme get this select audio device.

Caleb Beaver (13:19):

You’d be the first one to go. So it’s

Sevan Matossian (13:21):

Okay. Yeah, everyone’s confused. Jake, you’re gonna be really confused when fucking a hundred thousand Chinese jump on each major city in the United States out of airplanes. Call her high,

Mattew Souza (13:29):

Look out.

Speaker 5 (13:31):

Hello. First off, the Chinese would use probably like drone swarms and hypersonic missiles, but I don’t think they would be jumping outta planes. I think they would just be bombing our ships and swarming our, our soldiers with drone swarms. But

Sevan Matossian (13:44):

Well then we could at least fight back. Sure, people could, but you know, we would never fight back if they just started pouring Chinese in, you know? Yeah,

Speaker 5 (13:52):

I don’t know. I don’t know. Hypersonic missiles, you can’t really fight back.

Sevan Matossian (13:57):

I can,

Speaker 5 (13:58):

But thing going on in Russia guys

Sevan Matossian (14:02):


Speaker 5 (14:02):

Why, that’s why I called the whole thing going on in Russia. Like,

Sevan Matossian (14:04):

Can you speak in a Russian accent? So I think you actually know what you’re talking about. Then I would be like, oh, this guy’s there.

Speaker 5 (14:11):

No, I just get all my information from Telegram, so take it or you know, take it or leave it kind thing. Alright. But, um, this Perian thing, like he’s

Sevan Matossian (14:20):

Stop pronouncing his name, like he’s Armenian. Stop saying it like it ends in Iam. Please. Perian. I don’t appreciate that. Go on.

Speaker 5 (14:30):

You have Guinea perian. There you go. <laugh>. Um, but he’s, um, he’s been complaining about ammo and stuff at the front since he was, since they were taking over back moot. Um, so yeah, I, I, at first I didn’t think it was real. I thought it was like a crazy psyop, you know, like they were trying to pull the sheet over, over everybody’s eyes as they do a, a large attack on, on Ukraine, but it looks like it’s legit. I woke up this morning and they’re, yeah, they’re like, it’s full on there. They’ve taken over the Ross stop building and pretty real pretty crazy stuff. Hey,

Sevan Matossian (15:06):

So that’s something I didn’t get. So you’re telling me that this guy was a military commander that w whooped worked for Putin and Putin got pissed or this guy got pissed? Pergo, not Perian. Pergo. He’s

Caleb Beaver (15:17):

Contractor. He’s like a contractor.

Speaker 5 (15:18):

Well, he never, he never, yeah, he never worked forgo. He’s not part the Russian military. No, and he never was a military man. He’s actually, he actually was a, he actually was Putin’s chef.

Sevan Matossian (15:31):

No shit, believe it

Speaker 5 (15:32):

Or not.

Sevan Matossian (15:33):

No, I’m having trouble believing that. Yeah,

Speaker 5 (15:36):

No, look, look it up, man. He was, he was actually, he was actually, uh, Putin’s chef and longtime friend. So that’s why this is very, very odd that, uh, and I, and I don’t think, and back to Caleb saying, I don’t think they’re trying to, I don’t think he’s trying to pull a coup over Putin. It’s more over Sergei Sgu and this Garris off guy. It’s their, it’s their, uh, uh, head of army, their head of the head of the army, uh, Sergei Sgu.

Sevan Matossian (16:04):

So you’re telling me, let me get this straight. Putin sent a bunch of dudes over to Ukraine. He goes, go slap those bitches around while they’re slapping those bitches around. Someone from the home base bombed some of them. So they’re looking back at the mothership being like, all right, and so they’re coming back to slap the mothership around.

Speaker 5 (16:23):

Yeah. And then what, what they’re seeing it was, it was friendly fire. But what’s what really weird is the video that they’ve, they’ve shown from the front lines, from the damage from where the, where the, where they were apparently hit. There’s no evidence of any bodies. There’s no bomb area. There’s, so it’s that, that’s what to me thought, made me think it was kind of a psyop of, of something. I mean, with all this talk, and you got Lindsey Graham and Blumenthal coming out talking about the, the chance of nuclear event in Ukraine. Like, I thought it was all just part of this, this psyop that maybe Russia was trying to get on board with, or it’s very confusing right now, man. Like I follow this war really closely and the fog of war is so thick that you, you really, we none of us know what’s going on.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

Can you define what the fog of war is for those of us who weren’t around in during Vietnam

Speaker 5 (17:13):

<laugh>? Uh, it’s just when it’s just when basically both si both parties are, are, are putting news out there propaganda that, that kind of really makes it difficult to, to find out how many casualties are, have been happening or, you know, troop movements or anything like that to just try to keep things, uh, in the fog.

Caleb Beaver (17:33):

There’s also just so much, much going on.

Sevan Matossian (17:36):

This is exciting. Hey, um, you do see my, you do, you do understand my plot by the Chinese, right? You just, um, you, you can, you can I share that? You look at, look at this picture I just put up. You just have, you just cover Can’t you just see the, the sky covered with Chinese falling with like, uh, chopsticks in a bowl and a parachute on their back.

Speaker 5 (17:55):


Sevan Matossian (17:56):

Seriously, 500 million of them. You see that, right? Just pouring in and there’s nothing we could do. We would be like, all right, fucking time to learn Mandarin.

Speaker 5 (18:09):

Fair enough.

Sevan Matossian (18:10):

We would bend over and take, unless a giant butterfly net came and scooped all those people up, like before they hit the ground. Once they hit the ground, we’re toast.

Speaker 5 (18:19):

Yeah, they’ll probably just, they’ll probably send them over here on those balloons.

Sevan Matossian (18:24):

Uh, listen, listen, you guys think I’m joking. That’s what’s funny. Hey Stevon, uh, your China scenario is actually happening in Serbia, Kosovo, full of Albanian. It’s easy to be a majority if you keep making families 10 to 12 kids and that way they invade and take over. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:41):


Sevan Matossian (18:42):

Keep abortion legal. Keep baby killing legal.

Speaker 5 (18:47):

Oh no. Come on. I don’t know. Okay, before I get going, I’m gonna get off this call <laugh>. Okay, bye. Alright dude,

Sevan Matossian (18:54):

What a hot morning. Thank you for calling. Hey, that, that’s already a thousand percent more calls than, um, we had on the, uh, live calling show last night. That was supposed to be like a sports calling show.

Mattew Souza (19:03):

There was one calling there, there some. What happened they got hung up on or

Sevan Matossian (19:07):

I don’t even remember <laugh>. I was pretty exci. I’m pretty excited we got that show off the ground though. I’m really excited.

Mattew Souza (19:14):

The show was great.

Sevan Matossian (19:15):

Thank you. It

Mattew Souza (19:16):

Had a really good, like, just, just sitting around like talking shit, but like getting super informed on everything like vibe. It was loose, it was fun, it was energetic, it was good.

Sevan Matossian (19:24):

You should go. Go watch that. Um, okay, so back to the peptides real quick before we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spin off. So, so I guess that guy’s coming on tomorrow. If you wanna know about peptides, come on tomorrow.

Mattew Souza (19:36):

Him and Hiller.

Sevan Matossian (19:37):

Yeah. This dude’s jacked out of his mind.

Mattew Souza (19:41):

I have one question about peptides probably for Caleb to answer. Do you have to take them for forever? Like are they the same as the testosterone? Like when once you’re in you like you gotta do it for the rest of the time or is it a one-time deal? I

Caleb Beaver (19:54):

I think it’s more of a one-time deal. You’re not like replacing a hormone. So the way, and then when I was doing some research on it, um, when this started coming up, I just realized, or I noticed that you can just take it for like a month at a time. So like when you have these, like this BBC 1 57, like if you just have like a nagging, nagging injury like avon’s elbow, you can just take it my

Sevan Matossian (20:15):

Fucking bicep, my fucking bicep. Do not give misinformation. My elbow is fine. Look it.

Caleb Beaver (20:23):

Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (20:25):

So for his, his bicep,

Sevan Matossian (20:26):

It’s my bicep thank you

Caleb Beaver (20:27):

For his bicep. You can take it for the two months or one month or however long it lasts. And then once your symptoms are alleviated, then you, you can just stop taking it. It’s kind of, I would say it’s similar to like, like a Tylenol or an ibuprofen, but better cause it would actually supposed to heal it.

Sevan Matossian (20:47):

I did uh, 50 snatches in each arm with a 35 pound dumbbell the other day.

Mattew Souza (20:52):

Your bicep survived.

Sevan Matossian (20:53):

Yeah, it’s good. Excuse me. Alright, so, so that’s tomorrow. Uh, I I wanna also bring up one more thing. For those of you who saw the Tyson be interview, that’s what it looks like when you’re free. So if you wanna know what you’re seeing and sensing off of that kid, I remember, uh, 20 years ago, Travis said, the truth will always set you free. That’s a kid who can speak freely because he is not guarding anything in his brain. That is, that’s what freedom looks like. Mental freedom. That’s a, that’s a really honest, genuine human being. That’s what, that’s what a yeah, that, that, that go, go back and look at that. If you have kids and you wanna like be like, Hey, you wanna be cool, like this kid this, there’s no special sauce there. He’s just a Poe kid from West Virginia who works really hard, but he’s just free.


He just has parents who let him be an environment to be free. He’s not guarding anything. He’s not worried about saying the, the, the wrong pronoun or oriental or he’s not hiding the fact that he does drugs. He’s just, he’s just free. And, and, and you sense that in him. The, the way he thinks, the way he’s giving in the conversation, that’s, that’s freedom. That’s mental, uh, freedom. That’s just good boy shit. That’s, Hey, I haven’t done anything in my life that I wouldn’t want put on the cover of the New York Times. He’s not hiding. It’s, it’s really, uh, cool. Dan Guerrero, uh, he’s sharp and focused. It’s awesome. Uh, Jake Chapman, he presents, yeah. Uh, rambler glad the topic changed. Some Chinese Americans will get beat up from that duck. No, no, you’re not. No, no, no, no. Exact opposite

Mattew Souza (22:27):

Internment camp.

Sevan Matossian (22:29):

Uh, exact opposite enrollment. I just, I’m just, I got a, a ticker up here. Enrollment in Chinese language courses just skyrocketed from that little, uh, up 20% nationwide from that little piece. I just did.

Mattew Souza (22:40):

Get your Duolingo apps going.

Sevan Matossian (22:44):

Uh, Ken Walters, uh, I just finished your 10 rounds of 150 single unders and 10 pushups. My calves are in knots. Great workout. And, uh, though, and loved it. Um, I did, uh, eight of those rounds unbroken, by the way. I think it was like the first and the ninth round. I took a break. The first round was so hard, um, even though I was warmed up, but hey, I wasn’t sore from that. You, I, I ran stairs, three flights of stairs, steep stairs 10 times the other day. And my calves were sore for like three days. So I don’t know why I talked to Greg about it. Um, I said, Hey Greg, why do you think I’m more sore running upstairs than doing barefoot single unders? Do you have any thoughts on that, Susa, before I tell you what Greg said, what are your thoughts on that?

Mattew Souza (23:30):

I think you’re just, you’re just producing more power. Like you’re just doing more and you’re moving through more range of motion as you climb the stairs.

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

Ah, that’s exactly what Greg said. Greg said, Hey dude, you’re ta you’re taking weight. Yeah. He said you’re taking, uh, uh, the same amount of weight higher, basically each step is like six to 10 inches and you’re coming range of motion. He said you’re coming, uh, um, off your, uh, I forget what he said, your, your, your, your plane of motion or something. He worded a little differently, but because you’re, you’re, you’re basically, you’re leaning forward. You’re going this way instead of just like

Mattew Souza (24:00):

Ch straight up and down. Yeah. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (24:02):

That’s what he said. He said, yeah, you got a greater, I forget how he ordered it, basically what you said. Yeah. Crazy dude. Stair running is crazy.

Mattew Souza (24:10):

Yeah. I mean, you ever gone to just walk up a set of stairs before and you just are out of breath and you’re like, fuck, I swear I’m in more shape than this. Yeah. So outta breath, and then I look around because I know the other people don’t work out as much as me. And I’m like, are you fuckers outta breath too? Or is it just me?

Sevan Matossian (24:25):

Or, or, uh, you ever notice, like if you have to just jump, like your dog’s getting sprayed by a skunk in the middle of the night and you’re sleep and you jump outta bed to run outside and you’ve only run like 50 feet if that in your fucking heart rates. It feels like it’s at one 70. You’re like, what?

Mattew Souza (24:38):


Sevan Matossian (24:39):

Yeah. A

Mattew Souza (24:40):

Little scared as you jump up too.

Sevan Matossian (24:43):

Uh, Riley. S a seven, uh, seven inch to 11 inch, uh, landing is typical for stairs. Yeah. The, these, these stairs were so steep and, and they, but they were small steps. There was not coming down was scary. Was

Mattew Souza (24:57):

It in like a fire escape or something? Or was it outside?

Sevan Matossian (25:01):

Outside. Hey, are you coming to my house today?

Mattew Souza (25:04):

Yeah, I was gonna ask you, is that going down? Yeah, I’m

Sevan Matossian (25:07):

Down. I guess that would be awesome. The fights are, the fights are at noon.

Mattew Souza (25:11):

Oh, they’re at noon, okay. I coach and I’ll be done at 11. Then I close the gym. So take about 30, 40 minutes to close it and I could roll out.

Sevan Matossian (25:20):

You, you, you coach from 11 to noon?

Mattew Souza (25:22):

No, no, no. I coach from 10 to 11 and then I’ll close it from 11 to 1130. That be,

Sevan Matossian (25:28):

Um, ladies and gentlemen, uh, the class at CrossFit Livermore will be starting actually today a half hour early and ending a half hour early. Please arrive at nine 30 so Susa can leave.

Mattew Souza (25:37):

We’re gonna get ’em out in time. Your class is done. Leave right now. Immediately.

Sevan Matossian (25:41):

Caleb, the, just to go back to Putin, he, he commands a bunch of generals and one of the generals was out in the field and he got hit with some friendly fire and he’s pissed. So he is coming back to kick Putin’s ass.

Caleb Beaver (26:02):

In the simplest of terms. Yes.

Sevan Matossian (26:04):

That’s like shit my boys do. That’s like, that’s like if you have three boys, that’s the kind of shit they do. Like one of my boys is playing and then they’re all playing and one dude hits another. It’s like three stooges. Shit.

Caleb Beaver (26:19):

Yeah. That’s basically what’s happening.

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

Don’t we? Bombing, we, we, we isn’t that just normal protocol, like on a, like, uh, 10,000 dudes out in the, in the theater and, and there some dudes are gonna get killed by friendly fire like that NFL football player, Tillman, wasn’t he killed by friendly fire?

Mattew Souza (26:36):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Caleb Beaver (26:38):

He was. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (26:39):

It just happens, right? It’s part of the game. I mean, I say it’s good, but

Caleb Beaver (26:42):

It does, I, I imagine it, this seemed more direct than less of a mistake than it was on purpose. I think that’s, that’s the way it’s perceived. So that’s why he is, uh, but also it’s been like growing tension between that general and then the generals who are coordinating all of the other militaries.

Sevan Matossian (27:09):

My boys were, um, uh, my boys were, um, my boys were at the par at the park yesterday at a birthday party, and uh, they came home and they’re like, dude, there was an asshole kid there. And I’m like, really? And it’s the three of them, right? And they’re like, there was an asshole kid there. I’m like, really? And they’re like, yeah. I’m like, what’d he do? And he’s like, we were playing tag. And he kept like tagging people in their head. And then, and, and then they’re like, and then my son Joseph goes, yeah, he tagged Ari in the head and I wanted to go over and punch that kid in the face. I’m like, oh, you did? He goes, yeah. He goes like this. And he punches Ari in the face, <laugh>, and they start fighting. They start fucking fighting. I’m like, wait a second. You just showed me how you wanted to protect your fucking brother

Mattew Souza (27:57):


Sevan Matossian (28:00):

From another kid, and this is what you wanted to do to him and you punched your brother in the face. He goes, yeah. I’m like, dude, are you guys Tared?

Mattew Souza (28:06):

Oh, that’s

Sevan Matossian (28:06):

Hilarious. I don’t even know if they get it. I was

Mattew Souza (28:08):

Gonna do this.

Sevan Matossian (28:09):

But that’s what I, when I hear the Putin thing, that’s what I think that there’s people who really, um, move the needle for me, uh, uh, in terms of like my arrogance and confidence. And whenever I see Jedi, uh, comment, I think, yeah, I’m cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, if you like, yeah, this show’s cool Jedi Nelson. If you think stairs are bad, you should try to push on a slanted sidewalk

Mattew Souza (28:40):

For a while. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

All right.

Mattew Souza (28:44):

Fair, humble.

Sevan Matossian (28:45):

Just, just issue everyone, everyone should be issued a wheelchair just at birth. Here’s a wheelchair just in case. Or if you just want to get some empathy.


All right. Uh, I want to, uh, today at one o’clock, I don’t think I’ll be watching this cuz I’m gonna be immersed in the ufc, but I wanna show you something. Um, uh, there’s a link I sent to Caleb today. It’s called the Dubai Match. And I, I actually haven’t watched this clip. Um, Travis, uh, be agent called me this morning to, um, talk about the interview I did with the son last night and he, he sent me a link to this clip or told me about it. I haven’t watched this, but this is Devin Lat. Um, definitely one of the most charismatic, uh, arm wrestlers of all time. Definitely one of the best for sure. Top five best arm wrestlers who’ve ever lived, probably top three. Um, and uh, he, he was also a JTF two guy. Uh, and um, it’s, it’s weird the connection he has with me through arm wrestling, but also, um, there’s stories of Greg going over to Canada with Nicole and Dave and uh, teaching jtf too. And Devin was in the group at the time and Devin was like, they’re like, Hey, can you do a muscle up? And Devin just, Devin’s a huge dude.

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