#916 – Live Call In | Call Your Mother

Sevan Matossian:

Oh, that’s weird. Something weird’s going on. Hey, good morning.

Mattew Souza:

Good morning.

Sevan Matossian:

I, um, I don’t want to do a one off. I want to do like a hundred. I just can’t find anyone to make it. Everyone’s too scared.

Mattew Souza:

Nobody made, I, I’m surprised by that. Nobody even knows what the fuck that means. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian:

But, but what’s crazy? I was just watching, uh, I’m, I was kind of checking up. Hey, Caleb. What’s up? Good morning. Morning. I was looking at like, repar, what’s going on with reparations in the state of California. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, I seriously cannot believe the world we live in. I, I am just completely tripping, but I was like, man. Uh, and then I was watching what’s happening in San Francisco. Did you see in Union Square that super fancy? They put in this like 55,000 square foot crazy, fancy, uh, Australian furniture store in Union Square last year. It’s called, um, Coco’s. Oh. And, uh, and, and it’s been open for seven months. They did fucking, you know, 50 million renovation on the place or whatever, something crazy. And it’s closing <laugh>. They can’t get anyone in the store.

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>. It’s not, yeah. It’s not surprising, unfortunately.

Sevan Matossian:

And I’m like, dude, how is everyone not how, how is everyone not like coming out of the woodworks and saying sorry to Greg, like, Floyd 19. You were right. Like, it’s all, it’s all, it’s all Floyd 19 shit.

Mattew Souza:

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s, it’s crazy. Hey, do you follow any of those Instagram accounts, like the Bay Area ones or the Oakland ones?

Mattew Souza:

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s astonishing every day the shit that, just the people getting beaten to death. The shit on the freeways, the, it was never, I mean, it was bad when we were kids, but not like this.

Mattew Souza:

No fear of, uh, repercussion.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. Yesterday I just saw cops following around. Dudes in Oakland on four wheel, on in four wheel, uh,

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>,

Sevan Matossian:

Like how

Mattew Souza:

<laugh> like, filming themselves and like egging, like antagonizing the, uh, highway patrol behind them.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. It’s, um, crazy. It’s, uh, it, it, it’s, it’s, it’s weird. Look at, um, number, uh, look at, uh, number four. Uh, good morning, Adam. Hey, Jodi. What’s up, Hardell? What’s up? Uh, Mike? Art, uh, art, uh, sorry, I didn’t get to see you yesterday. Look at number four. W what, what’s your, um, I, I know neither of you have kids, but what’s your, just outta curiosity, what’s your tolerance for this? Um, you’re sitting on a, so what I’m about to show you, you are guaranteed 100% to see this if you ride the New York City subway. Maybe not this exact thing, but you are guaranteed to see something that’s relative to this. Okay. Like a hundred percent. This is, this is just the status quo of the subway in New York. And this is, by the way, is when I used to ride it 15 years ago. This is, this is totally normal. This is like, you don’t even know, you don’t even look up. But I’m just wondering what your tolerance for this is. Okay. Um, uh, action. What’s your tolerance for this? Uh, it’s a, I don’t know if it’s a man or a woman, but it has a dress on and it has breasts

And it’s talking to itself and it’s spraining something. I think the audio might be off

Sevan Matossian:

Send screen. No. Doesn’t have very good audio.

Sevan Matossian:

Oh, okay. And it started spraying something out of an aerosol can on the subway while you’re on it.

Sevan Matossian:

Uh, please don’t spray that. Hear me. Fuck you. Get the fuck, fuck, fuck, bitch. Okay.

Sevan Matossian:

Fuck. You get the, I I can’t tell if it’s a, I guess it doesn’t matter. I can’t tell if it’s a black woman or a black man or a white woman or a white man. I can’t tell what it is. Um, it’s carrying a bunch of bags. It’s spraying something out of an aerosol can. When someone asks it to stop spraying in the subway, it says, fuck you faggot bitch. Now, um, I just want you to imagine for those of you who don’t have kids, you’re sitting there and, um, you, you’re holding your newborn that was born, uh, three days earlier and you’re taking the subway to take it back for a checkup, and you have your new, uh, three year old, uh, baby on the subway as cuz it’s the primary transportation in one of the largest cities in the world. Most advanced cities in the world. And then also you have one other child with you and you’re a female. What, what’s your tolerance for that? I, I have no problem if someone just running over and just fucking knocking that thing out.

Sevan Matossian:

<laugh>.

Sevan Matossian:

I, I know, I know. It’s crazy violent. I know it’s nuts. I don’t, I don’t understand how you’re allowed to spray an unknown can of shit in a closed tin can. That’s, uh, six stories below the surface of the earth with your fellow humans. There’s a social contract there. Yeah. Look thick butter zero. I know. I don’t, I I, I don’t know. I don’t know how that’s even, like even I, I, I don’t know how that’s even a little, okay. I’d rather see someone in there with a gun on their, uh, uh, um, I’d be less threatened by someone just sitting there with like a gun on their waist. How, how is someone in that can spraying something? I I just don’t get it. And behaving outside the norms of a social con the social contract stuck in. And I know I’m making up the social contract that, um, I just don’t get it. Uh, yeah. But but you’d go, you’d go to jail if you punched that thing out. That’s what

Mattew Souza:

I was gonna say. If you did stand up and take action, you would be the one arrested when it stopped.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. It’s like that,

Caleb Beaver:

That got arrested for choking out That one guy,

Sevan Matossian:

That guy had been arrested 40 times prior to that Marine choking him out.

Caleb Beaver:

And the Marines are the one on trial,

Sevan Matossian:

By the way. Just so you, if those of you who need a little, um, help and faith in humanity, um, the go, his GoFund page is raised over a million dollars for his legal fund.

Mattew Souza:

That’s awesome. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian:

I just don’t get, I I I just don’t get, um, here’s the thing too. What do you think the ratio, if tax dollars are to what that thing has paid to have that thing built and subsidized versus the rest of those people in there?

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>,

Sevan Matossian:

Sean Sullivan. We don’t have a social contract anymore. That’s fair. I, I hear I I I hear you.

Mattew Souza:

Hey, check it out. It, that should happen so often that you see those blonde ladies standing right behind it. She didn’t even flinch, didn’t even look up. Didn’t even do anything from her phone.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah.

Mattew Souza:

And that’s what’s everybody’s else because it’s so normal. See the lady behind her?

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. Yeah.

Mattew Souza:

Never even,

Sevan Matossian:

I f for the, I know so many of you don’t e can’t even imagine this, but this is, so if you’re riding the train, this is it. And that’s all you saw in a 20 minute train ride, you would be like, wow, I made it out easy today.

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>.

Sevan Matossian:

I mean, the shit you see, you, uh, I can think of 20 times someone just walking up to me on those trains. This is 15 or 20 years ago and being like, what are you looking at

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>? I’m, I’m not even

Sevan Matossian:

Looking at any, I’m not even doing nothing. I’m just sitting there

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s crazy.

Mattew Souza:

You look like a target. Yeah. <laugh>. Wait, are you talking about like the New York subway chain that happened to you or on Bart?

Sevan Matossian:

I’m a victim. No, no. On New York. Bart Bart, I I think Bart’s crazy now too, but I never had any issues on Bart.

Mattew Souza:

Yeah. It’s like, uh, it’s like New York subway light. Yeah. Like you still get the crazy, the smelly people. Yeah. Like it open drug use, but it’s a little toned down. We,

Sevan Matossian:

We had the seats were carpeted and shit

Mattew Souza:

Back in the day.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, they’re not. Yeah, they’re not anymore, huh.

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>. They just power wash that out.

Sevan Matossian:

Think about that. The seats used to be like plush seats on Bart. You’d get on and it was like, yeah, you could sleep on there. You could like, if I was a little kid and I’d just turned sideways and sleep on there. Yeah. It’s, uh,

Oh man. I I, I don’t, I don’t have any tolerance for we’re gonna need, we’re gonna need some politicians who don’t have tolerance for that. Hey, I, uh, so I was looking at the reparations thing. Hmm. You, you, it’s all the way down at the other end. Uh, Caleb. It’s like at, um, have you looked at any of it? So the, the, uh, Gavin, new Gavin Newsom assigned a, a reparations, uh, committee two years ago in 2020, maybe it’s been three years now mm-hmm. <affirmative> basically they were, they were looking at what, not whether reparations made sense, not whether it was logical, not whether, nothing like that. They, they, they skipped that part. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It’s just how much should a black people get? How much should people get if they’re descendants of slaves?

And the report’s crazy. I, I mean obviously it’s fucking crazy. But, uh, I just wanted to tell you some things that some stats about California. Uh, California has the, the highest income tax in the United States. It has the highest sales tax in the United States, and it has the second highest gas tax in the United States. Just think about that for a second. And yet, this country, this state, one of the benefits of that is we have 30% of the nation’s homeless <laugh> last year on average homelessness. And by homelessness, I mean just drug addicts roaming the streets increased on average in the United States, a half a percent in all the states, it increased 6% in California. And so, just so you know what that looks like, when it increases 6% for every a hundred people, homeless people you saw on the street, that would be six new ones.

No, that’s not what it looks like. That’s what it looks like if you do the simple math, you have to remember, it’s only happening in like three places. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, Los Angeles, San Diego, San Jose, San Francisco, like those areas. And so it’s basically in those areas, it’s like for every hundred home, uh, drug addicts on the street at another hundred, because it’s not happening in Mount Shasta. No, it’s not happening in, in, in, in, uh, in Livermore. It’s not happening in, in Right where I live in SoCal, the part of Santa Cruz Island, there’s no homeless people there. It’s not happening in Los Gatos. As we zoom in here, reparations will be as high as 1.2 million for each of the 1.8 residents that are supposedly descendants of, uh, slaves. It ends up being 600 billion in reparations paid for a state that has a 300 billion budget.

Mattew Souza:

Shit, I thought at first when I glanced it, I thought it was 1.2 million, like in total. And I was like, oh, that’s gonna be a joke. Because by the time that breaks down, you know, people aren’t gonna get a lot. But I didn’t realize that that was gonna be the highest payout to an individual.

Sevan Matossian:

And you’re paying for sev your grandparents weren’t even in the country until the 19 hundreds <laugh>. It’s, it’s, it’s complete. Uh, it’s crazy. But here’s the thing too. If you give, and I say this with, with all due respect and with 100% discrimination, prejudiced, and science, uh, prejudice of the predictive value of science, half of those people that you give the money to will begin to circle the toilet pole so hard and drug overdose and end up in jail and do the craziest shit with their money. And, uh, and, and, and all of the money will end up back in Jeff Bezos’s hand every last cent.

Mattew Souza:

That that’s how it rolls every single time.

Sevan Matossian:

And so if you, if you do want to, if you do want to kill off half the, uh, um, African American black melanated population in, in California, do it. It will be, it, it will have a devastating and tragic effect you just watch.

Mattew Souza:

Yeah. It’s definitely gonna be gasoline on the fire.

Sevan Matossian:

It’ll, it’ll be absolutely fucking nuts. But, and, and, and don’t, there’ll be one or two, uh, amazing stories, right?

Mattew Souza:

I

Sevan Matossian:

Hope so. One or two amazing stories for, uh, of someone opening up their dream barbershop racist.

Mattew Souza:

That’s all you’ll see on CNN <laugh>. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah.

Mattew Souza:

<laugh>.

Sevan Matossian:

But dude, it’s gonna be crazy. <laugh>

Mattew Souza:

You think he’s just, this is just a big positioning for a runout president.

Sevan Matossian:

Uh, may, maybe

Mattew Souza:

What’s

Sevan Matossian:

Crazy is I was hanging out with a bunch of liberals this weekend and they, they’re so against reparations.

Mattew Souza:

Yeah. I mean, most people who take a moment to really think that through, other than just like, yeah, we did something wrong and we should ride it out. We should make it right by money. It’s like, no.

Sevan Matossian:

I’m like, I’m like, what about, well, they, the the people I was hanging out with said some even crazier shit now, unfortunately. But, um, uh, but I keep getting in trouble. I don’t wanna talk about family getting in trouble. But what about, what about paying reparations to the descendants of the 300,000 soldiers that were killed in the Civil War? Uh, free freeing the slaves. What about pain? Reparations to them?

Mattew Souza:

Yeah. I don’t believe in reparations at all.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, me neither. Or

Mattew Souza:

Things that happened. So,

Sevan Matossian:

And, and, and why? When are we gonna give, uh, California back to Mexico? When are we gonna take it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mattew Souza:

Where does that end, right? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian:

Where does it end? Uh, Tom, what’s up dude? Great

Mattew Souza:

Point.

Sevan Matossian:

Hey buddy. What’s going on?

Sevan Matossian:

Just chilling.

Sevan Matossian:

Hey, I missed a little bit of this. So how do they define who the reparations are going to?

Sevan Matossian:

You have to prove, supposedly you’re gonna have to prove that you’re a descendant of a slave

Sevan Matossian:

Man. I feel like, man. And so what if that leads to like some, some rich white liberal who has like a great, great uncle who was, you know what I mean? Oh, it’s

Sevan Matossian:

For sure gonna happen too. It’s for And that is gonna happen. Yeah. There are gonna be people out there who, uh, who are fucking butt white that are gonna get the loot. And what’s crazy too, is if that’s the criteria for who gets it, then the criteria for who pays it should be the same. And it should ju you know what I mean? Yeah. It should just be the people who are descendants. It’s, it’s so, the logic is so back ass backwards, the whole,

Sevan Matossian:

So what do you do with the,

Sevan Matossian:

The whole premise is racist. The, the, the whole premise is racist. And imagine how resentful this country’s gonna be. Uh, that that will be a stain on black America, black people with melanated skin for fucking ever. If this goes down, this will be bad.

Sevan Matossian:

What do you do if you’ve got a, a slave owner who raped, uh, one of his slaves and then they had a baby? Does that person, so the descendants, do they have to pay or do they get to receive in that case? Or is it like,

Sevan Matossian:

Like how does that work? It’s, it’s a receive, it’s like one of the chance cards in Monopoly. You land on the thing. Yeah. Like it says, a slave owner rapes, uh, uh, your descendant of a rape slave, uh, Pasco and collect $200. That’s, that’s what it looks

Sevan Matossian:

Cool. Yeah. I feel like I could do some creative genealogy to get myself involved in this. But

Sevan Matossian:

Your mom is raped and it sucks for her, but it’s good for you. You get 1.2 million.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. But like you said, it’s not really good cause it’s all gonna end up back in the same place anyway. So, oh,

Sevan Matossian:

Dude, can you, um, people who don’t, people who don’t earn money, who get money go fucking crazy. And I mean it in the Yeah. In the, in the, uh, um, clinical sense. And so you’re gonna give someone, Hey,

Sevan Matossian:

I was gonna tell you, something happened to us

Sevan Matossian:

$300,000 and he’s fucked. Yeah, go ahead.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. So this last week, my daughter came home from public school, so I know, shame on me. She’s 10 years old. She’s in the fourth grade and she’s like, Hey, one of my friends says she’s bi bisexual.

Sevan Matossian:

She found, she found out Optimist Prime is gay.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. Oh, I dunno about that. She doesn’t know who Optimist Prime is, but Oh, ok. She says, one of her, one of her classmates, one of her friends says she’s bisexual. And she’s like, what is that? And so we’ve had talks about these things somewhat and I’m like, Hey, um, you know, people say they’re bisexual if they, if they’re attracted to boys and girls. And she’s like, that’s weird. And I said, yeah. I said, you know what, Hailey, you know, it’s what’s weird is if you’re 10 years old, you shouldn’t be anything sexual. And she’s like, well, what do you mean? And I was like, well, sexual is something that that moms and dads, you know, have together. And, and we didn’t go too far into it, but I was like, you know, 10 year olds aren’t anything sexual. And then, so I was like, you know, you’re at the age where you’re probably hearing about gender and

Sevan Matossian:

Gender calling a 10 year old sexual is like trying to pick fruit off a tree while it still has the flowers on it. Like there is no fruit on the fucking hundred percent. Something’s fucking wrong with you.

Sevan Matossian:

Yes. And so she’s like, yeah, people say gender. They’re like, she said, she’s like, you know, what’s that all about? And I said, and like, I borrowed a page outta your book. I said, look, I said, sex is what you’re born male or female and gender is how you think about or feel about yourself. And I said, so for example, I don’t think I have any gender cause I don’t think about being a man. I just am. And I said, what do you think? And she goes, yeah, I don’t think about that either. And I said, okay, so we don’t have a gender. And then we moved on. So that’s how we handle, I dunno if that’s right or wrong, but what kinda cowboy

Sevan Matossian:

Tom? I was just wondering what kind of cowboy are you? <laugh>? Oh, uh, Tom, I was wondering what kind of a Sasquatch are you

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, exactly.

Sevan Matossian:

I was wondering, uh, Tom, uh, what kind of praying mantis are you? I mean, it’s just fucking nuts.

Sevan Matossian:

And dude, what’s crazy is we live in like, rural Indiana, man. Like there’s corn on every side of my house. It’s, it’s

Sevan Matossian:

TV dude.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. And, and it’s these teachers, you know. So I would say about percent of the teachers are like, you know, plus year who are, um, but then the of are all coming from the same universities. It doesn’t matter where you’re, they’re all coming from the same schools here, man. Uh, and my wife was totally against homeschooling cause her parents were teachers and their parents were teachers. And now she’s to a little bit more, she’s like,

Sevan Matossian:

Um, by the way, Dick butter, um, said that you’re non-binary if you’re, if you’re struggling with, um, knowing your gender struggling.

Sevan Matossian:

I’m not struggling. I just don’t, I just don’t think about it. So, but I’m, I’m open, like you said, I’m open, man, I don’t,

Sevan Matossian:

Whatever you’re struggling with <laugh>. It’s, it’s, uh, brother I, my kids every day hang out with kids who are in school. And, um, it, I I think we’re, we’re batting 10,000 in into to zero, that my kids are always socialized better than the other kids. And you know what? And all the other parents know it, and they tell me and it’s like, and maybe it’s cuz they’re more naive. Hey dude. How, how old are you?

Sevan Matossian:

I’m 33.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. May maybe I’m, maybe I’m just too old and I’m old school. But like, I mean, I didn’t put my finger in my girlfriend’s vagina until I was 17 and she had to show me <laugh>. I mean, I took, I remember being in my girlfriend’s Mustang when I was 16 years old and like uns snapping her bra. I didn’t even get to see the boobs that night. I just unsnapped the bra. It was like seven months of celebration. <laugh>. Yeah. Thank you. I I just,

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, I’m just, we’re trying to figure out, you know, financially, like with the commitments that we have to, to make what it would be, what’s possible for homeschooling. And dude, it’s crazy because I hear you and other people, so who do it say, Hey, we get more done in two or three hours a day than they do in eight hours at school. And then they just like get to be kids for the rest of the day. And it sounds awesome. It’s just trying to figure it out for our life and, and what it’s gonna look like.

Sevan Matossian:

Uh, fingers. Sorry. Jeffrey Watkins, uh, it says fingers, no, sorry finger. She was so patient with me. I couldn’t even fucking believe you could put a finger in the vagina. I remember being just utterly shocked. Um, hey, uh, this is kind of the trick though. And I learned this from Jeremy Kinnick. Um, you can’t think of it as regular school. So the reason why I was terrified of homeschool is I thought, oh shit, how am I gonna teach my kids seven classes? It’s not like that. It’s, it’s basically, yeah. Um, uh, like yesterday, my kids got to hang out with Andrew Hiller for eight hours. And so they learned so much shit from him. There’s no tv. They, they showed him some magic tricks. He showed them some veins. He explained to them that the veins is the blood going, um, to, to the heart to get more oxygen.

The arteries is the, it was just crazy. And they got, they just learned all of that from another man that we just walked around on the beach with. And it was just like, and then he showed ’em night at the Roxbury and he, and he taught them, they acted out some lines and scenes from there. So like, are you guys brothers? No. Yeah, there’s a scene like that. <laugh>, can’t you? They act, they spent 30 minutes acting that scene out. That was their acting. I mean, you don’t have to, um, it’s not, uh, the, the only sit down stuff that they really focus on is the, um, is mathematics and, uh, reading, grammar and writing. That’s like when they, when they’re like buckled down and all the other stuff. As long as you keep ’em away from a TV set and they’re outside, they’ll be bringing in lizards and shit from outside. And like, and like, you can, like, you know, you can look some shit up and tell ’em about it.

Sevan Matossian:

Well, dude, check it out. We’re in the process of building our barn right now. So in two months we’re gonna have two horses that are in our backyard. Oh. And possibly a pig dude that’s unlimited. Unlimited. You know what I mean? There’s so much you can do with animals.

Sevan Matossian:

Hey dude. Even the buil, even the building, I know this is even a different, uh, Glassman homeschools his kids and he’s building this fucking insane house in, um, in, in Scottsdale. And he’s incorporated that into their schooling so that, um, the architect and the contractors have a weekly meeting with his kids for an hour that walk them through what they built on the house and how a home is built.

Sevan Matossian:

So freaking cool.

Sevan Matossian:

I know when he told me that I was, I was actually a little jealous. So the kids are gonna get to see like how a house is built over a year, and that’s gonna be part of their curriculum. Like, dude, that’s gotta be a thousand times more valuable than what, than knowing your gender <laugh>. How, how shelter is

Sevan Matossian:

Built.

Sevan Matossian:

I mean, yeah, it’s nuts. I’m jealous

Sevan Matossian:

Of the kids, like you said, dude, I wish I had that. Like, I have no idea.

Sevan Matossian:

I’ll take that class now. <laugh>. Hey, where, um, why are you getting, um, are you a horse guy in a, in a pig? Why are you getting on the uh,

Sevan Matossian:

So I married the horse girl. I married the horse girl. She’s, uh, she’s got two horses and, uh, we already have ’em, but we have to pay to boredom at like a trainer right now. And dude, it costs so much to pay a trainer that we would rather just pay ourselves off the loan to build the building. Like what? We pay for two horses to be boarded every month is like a thousand dollars a month. So we could just take that money and pay into our own property value.

Sevan Matossian:

Awesome. Uh,

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, dude, I’m stoked.

Sevan Matossian:

If the, the, the, this is obviously the, also the, um, total cliche thing, but, uh, the fact that my kids shake hands, make eye contact and say hi. Like when, when they order food at a restaurant, they say hi to the person first. Hi. All that shit goes so far.

Sevan Matossian:

That’s a good one,

Sevan Matossian:

Dude. That

Sevan Matossian:

We’re working on that. Well, especially with my son. But, but saying hi first is smart. That’s a good one.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. Hi. And, and then George Open. Dude, my nephew, um, is like, I don’t know how old he is. He’s 20 years old and he came from Texas. He’s like a total, and he grew up on a, on a gaming ranch with like, not seen any people except hunters for the first 20 years of his life. Dude, he’s, he’s not even like these kids at all. Like, he talks to girls and shit. He smiles, he walks upright. I mean, it’s not, it’s nuts. He’s like a nu I know. It’s so weird. He’s like, he’s like a a a TV ma uh, superhero

Sevan Matossian:

Dude. I’m one of the youth group leaders at our church. And so I deal with, uh, teenagers is like my group, Uhhuh <affirmative>. And, uh, you’re not kidding. It’s like they are scared to talk to people, just like to interact with them. Like they’ll, you’ll see it. So if we have a two hour group meeting or whatever at the beginning of the night, they’ll be like upbeat and cool. But after a few minutes of socializing, they’re like afraid to talk to each other. They like, have to be in their phones. You know what I mean? Yeah. It’s not even like, uh, we’re not interested. It’s just more like their comfort level is like, they can only do so much. Um, and every single one of them was kept home from school, from Covid didn’t go out. Was scared. Yeah. And like, it’s, it’s, it’s a trip. It really is. But we’re taking them to a cabin in, uh, rural Pennsylvania for a week in June or July. And I’m stoked about it cause there’s no cell phones allowed. And we’re just going hiking. We’re gonna go help at the food pantry at Penn State and like do a bunch of cool projects and stuff. I’m really stok to see what it does for him.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. I love that. That sounds awesome.

Sevan Matossian:

All right, buddy. I’ll let you go.

Sevan Matossian:

All right. Thank you. Yep. Hey, not one person said, uh, to hang up on Tom. That’s what I

Mattew Souza:

Was gonna say too. Who got a lot of, uh, solid airtime and everybody was, uh, into it.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s crazy. Usually if someone calls just David, just, that’s his default. Hang up right away.

Mattew Souza:

This scissor

Sevan Matossian:

<laugh>. David’s like, fuck him. <laugh>, fuck this caller. Welcome to

Mattew Souza:

The show. Hang up.

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah, yeah. Throw out a few racial slurs and then hang up. Yeah, Judy, I take my kids everywhere. It’s like that, their whole day is just like, it, it’s, it’s like that just, just education and, and watching the levels of my patience with them go up and down throughout the day. Uh, six, uh, at the Jiujitsu tournament I was at the other day, um, uh, Zuckerberg was there, as I told you guys. I, no, I didn’t see ’em. And that kind of bums me out. I would, I would’ve liked to have seen him, but, um, he got up on the same, you know, little cheesy first, second, third place box that my kids did and took his picture. Um, but I was talking to someone, uh, the other day. I, I wish I could remember who I, I I, I have good feelings about this person. I think I like this person a lot. I just can’t remember who it is. But I was talking about one of the, you know, those machines that you go in and they put dots all over the person and then the person moves

3d. Yeah. It turns video games and stuff. And this person’s like, Hey, the dude, they don’t do that anymore. I’m like, they don’t. And he is like, no, it’s just all cameras now. They, it’s called blah, live motion, blah, blah, blah cameras. And they said it to me so definitively like they were the fucking expert on it. I was like, okay. You know. All right. Alright. Chill. I’m good. Serve it with confidence, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were so confident. But then I saw this today. I wish I could remember who it is so I could send it to ’em. Um, uh, 6 28. This is, uh, this looks like it’s pretty recent and this is for the metaverse. And, uh, if you’re gonna pull,

Mattew Souza:

Cuz the last couple things you talked about were exactly the same things as my algorithm. I wonder if

Sevan Matossian:

We’re sync. Yeah. Yeah. I think we’re, we all are on the same algorithm. Yeah. And, and this thing’s pretty cool. Uh, la uh, mark, this is on my Mark Zuckerberg’s account from February, uh, ninth. Um, U F C, uh, pound for pound number one. Uh, doing some sparring with Alexander Vol. Kovski. And it’s with the motion capture in our engage gear. And I don’t know those look, he looks pretty dotted up to me.

Sevan Matossian:

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Hey. Good to see.

Sevan Matossian:

Unless they’re doing both.

Sevan Matossian:

Looks incredible. All right. Should we do this? Let’s do it. And action.

Sevan Matossian:

I wonder if those sound effects were added afterwards or,

Sevan Matossian:

Yeah. Ooh, there you go. That it, that’s pretty good.

Sevan Matossian:

Zuck said his own kick was pretty good. Again,

Sevan Matossian:

Counter too. Hells that counter? All right. That was fun playing around. Now let’s actually go for it.

Sevan Matossian:

Anyway, that’s just my point. Dots, baby dots. Mm. Dots. Dots, not feathers. Hey, will you go to his account, Caleb, for one second. Zuck, I wanna show you something, just something I don’t want to pick on ’em, but scroll up a little bit. Uh, look at this video of him and his wife talking here on the left,

Speaker 6:

Our science

Sevan Matossian:

Work. Listen to what he, what a little bit of what he says, but also does he seem, how would you, um, look, watch his body language? What, what do you see here

Speaker 6:

Is focused on curing, preventing, or managing all disease. That’s what drove us to start the San Francisco biohub. Now we’re launching a second biohub to build new tools to transform what we know about human

Speaker 7:

Biology. Yeah. And this Chicago Biohub is gonna build miniaturized sensors to understand how cells work together and interact within tissues. We’re then gonna apply these technologies to measure and understand inflammation in living human.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s so awkward.

Sevan Matossian:

It’s a trip, dude.

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