#895 – Let The Light Wash Over You Ft. Alex Gazan

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Hey, I’m live. Wow. Good morning. Holy cow. Morning. Starting off a little more little, little more exciting than I imagined. Hi. Good morning everyone. Jake, what’s up, buddy? Good morning. Came back to get another as whoop opening in the comments. Good on you, buddy. One wasn’t enough yesterday. You’re good, dude. Dale Spiegel. I don’t even know what that means. Good morning, Jake Gaza. Good morning. I saw your video. Dude, that video’s kind of scary with all that blood light coming out of her mouth kind of scares me. Uh, David Weed, uh, a, uh, a salum [inaudible].


Ill say it back to you. Oh, it’s impossible. Geez, Louise. Uh, extra sloppy. Philip Kelly. Melissa Odier. Z Jones. Frenchie. Good day. Hi, Frenchie. Uh, NIV Russo. Thank you. I love your money. Keep it coming. Jody Lynn. Hi. Good morning. Always nice to see you. Uh, chubby. Coxs, uh, hello, chubby. I’m not gonna lie. When I look at you, I think, uh, you have a chubby cock. Uh, Christine Young, good morning. Uh, wad, zombie. Jake is the man, making sure we have funny stuff to watch. I know. Good dude, right? You got this video he sent me is kind of, it’s, it’s, it’s hardcore though. It’s, um, it’s pretty hardcore. Uh, this morning at CrossFit HQ heads have begun to roll. Uh, if anyone knows what’s going on, please, uh, please let me know because, uh, I’ve, I’ve heard now, uh, three different people have been let go at CrossFit HQ this morning.


And I am very curious what’s going on there. Let me tell you a couple things. We do know what’s going on. CrossFit HQ is CrossFit headquarters. CrossFit is the, uh, lifestyle methodology created by Greg Glassman that changed so many of our lives. Um, it’s a pyramid. And at the bottom of the pyramid is, uh, make sure you get your, make sure you get your nutrition in check. Why didn’t someone tell me my beauty light was off? Ah, there we go. Uh, CrossFit is a program. CrossFit is a program, uh, and at the bottom it’s, it’s fundamentals. Uh, it’s, it’s, it’s just making sure you’re eating right, right? Don’t eat shit. Eat meats, uh, nuts and seeds, lean meats, nuts and seeds. Is it lean meats? Doesn’t need to be lean Meats, uh, nuts and seeds. Uh, some fruit, uh, no sugar, shit like that. Vegetables, the green ones.


And then on top of that, there’s, uh, different movements in, in sort of a hierarchy. And, and you do that and, uh, your life gets better. Well, after Greg created that company, their, uh, affiliates started popping up all over the world, and it got massive. And then he sold the company. And now, instead of it being in charge, instead of him being in charge, it’s a, I dunno, I don’t know how it works anymore, but, uh, their CEO is, Don Fall’s been on the show. And, uh, I enjoyed his company. I, I, I, I truly did. And since, since, uh, since 2018, the company’s just been, uh, it’s been crazy over there. No one can get fucking settled. And, uh, it sounds like this morning, the exact same thing. We do know a couple things. We do know last month, I think the, bear with me with the timeline, but, uh, Nicole Carroll moved from the training department to a new department that I didn’t even know existed.


It’s called something like Brand. And she basically was a promotion for her. So instead of being a director, she got promoted to the C-suite, which means that basically she reports directly to the c e O, she probably did before anyway, but I’m just giving you the, the, the, the Wikipedia Rigamaroo. Uh, and we also know that there was, uh, there was some guy who we had heard, I had heard that there was some guy, I think his name is Rex. I don’t know him, but he was put in charge of the training department. I could have that name wrong. I wanna say his names. I don’t know. It’s a weird name. It’s a, it’s a name that I, that I don’t hear very often. And he was put in charge of the training department, which was weird because that guy wasn’t around when I was around. That guy wasn’t around when Greg Glassman was around. So that means that they had someone new in the training department that would be a crazy bold, uh, move.


So that’s a big change to move, take Nicole outta training. Uh, and then, uh, we know a couple weeks ago, or a week ago that their head of hr, some chick named Trish, uh, was, uh, let go or resigned. You Never, you, you never know the truth. I’m gonna say she was let go. I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say Don’s cleaning house of the woke crew. I have no proof of that. That’s complete, um, wishful thinking, because as I told you, their new head of hr, from what I can find about her online, is probably the most woke person I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. I watched this 30 minute video of her, and it’s just, it’s, she might as well just come up there and just say, I’m the most racist person ever. And I only make judgment calls based on, uh, uh, the color of people’s skin.


I mean, it’s that bad. I, and the thing is, is I wanna pull up the video and I time coded it and laid the whole thing out and let you guys see how ridiculous it is. And like I told you, I’m not, because I just don’t. I, I, I, I went to her Instagram and I see that she had like Thanksgiving with Don. So I’m guessing her and Don are like close. So I don’t want to, and maybe she changed that video’s from a year ago. Maybe she woke up. Maybe she’s not a complete fucking scumbag anymore. I mean, I, I’ve made the, uh, I’ve made the conversion. Um, I no longer feel sorry for marginalized people. I now see everyone as my equal. Isn’t that cool? Um, but it’s okay. You can feel sorry. That’s compassion. Imagine, imagine thinking you’re better than other people. But having that confused and telling yourself that you think you’re better than other people, but you tell yourself you’re really just a compassionate, uh, kind person who’s trying to help. Yeah. Don could be woke as fuck. You never know. You never know. I know.


Uh, you got, I, I don’t, I’m not even ready. Uh, Lix, what’s the name of the new HR lady? And I don’t even think they call her HR r they call it like people, people, people person or something. I know they should d dump the entire HR department. Clark says, Don should dump the entire HR department handle employee pay benefits, et cetera, with a lean admin department filled with people not trained in HR to 100% that wa he does not have the balls to do that. Uh, LS Don is woke. Uh, Sev has a huge blind spot. Well, and I’m trying to play the political game. I don’t wanna ruin. I’m not, I don’t wanna like burn it down. I wanna keep like my, um, I wanna, I want to continue to have access, uh, don fall. Uh, oh, he’s in the comments here. I’m woke now, guys, but still sleepy.


Okay. But still, I think it’s supposed to be and still, excuse me. Uh, so let’s see what happens today. Let’s see. Uh, it sounds like there’s, I, I’m not sure. Hopefully they fire more, hopefully they fire people who are just doing dumb shit. Like that dumb post that they made about, uh, that they reposted on CrossFit, the black page yesterday. Poor, poor Meredith Root. I wonder what it’s like when you just have your, all your pathologies just fucking posted on the front end of.com. But we will get there. Okay, here we go. Uh, I got this DM yesterday, or I, I dunno, maybe like a month ago, but I just saw it. And so, uh, here we go. I’m gonna read it to you. And I did ask the person if I can read it, Hey, I’m listening to your live show, Savon from earlier.


And you were saying, everyone has said just do interviews with CrossFit, et cetera. They couldn’t be more wrong. I started listening to you for your CrossFit interviews. But now the lives and the less mainstream interm interviews are what I look forward to. My personal favorite was the 21 Days to Immunity British doctor, but have loved so many. Oh, that was, uh, a scene maholtra we had on, I’m an English elementary school teacher. I was woke as fuck. I got my 49ers ticket, but I’m waking up, man. I left the UK because the education system is so broken. I moved to Dubai hoping it would be different, but it’s all the same. I’m trying to get out of the system asap. I wrote an appendix to our curriculum, trying to teach skills. That means something, uh, judging the media. You consume critical reading, comparing sources, uh, trying to make the best of a broken system, yet no one in the education system is interested. Yeah. So, I mean, people, people are waking up one by one.


I I, I think I, I shared this with you guys, by the way. If anyone knows anything, just put it up here in the, uh, chat of what’s going on over at hq. We’ll, we’ll, we’ll unfuck this thing slowly together. I’m also trying to get, uh, Alex Stein on, uh, he is, uh, personal friends with Tucker Carlson, and we’ll figure out what the fuck’s going on over there, or at least get some insight. I I, I am curious what, uh, um, Mr. Stein thinks is happening. I, um, I saw post the other day and it said something, I, I think I, I shared this with you. I saw something that said, uh, doctors who gave, you know, some 50% of all of their patients, uh, 49ers tickets, got a $40,000 bonus, uh, from 49ers headquarters. And when I read that on Instagram, it says, uh, this, this is incorrect, and fact checkers have checked this.


I’m like, oh, so this is a lie. So I went on, I, I, I looked at what the fact checkers, uh, were saying, and I looked at like six or seven fact checkers. I would, cuz there’s a bunch of different fact checkers for the same article. And all of ’em said the same thing. They said, it’s a lie because no one knows the exact, it’s not one amount for all the doctors. Some doctors got $20,000 for giving 49 ERs tickets. Some doctors got $40,000 bonuses, some doctors got $80,000 bonuses. So the spirit of the article was 100% correct, the spirit. And that’s what so many people, like, uh, there’s a few people in the comments who, who have so much trouble understanding that it’s like, it’s like thinking that the dominion servers are, uh, are, are, are. Okay.


It’s crazy. It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s crazy. So I, I saw this one too. This one was, I saw this, uh, fact checked, uh, and I, and I fact checked the fact, fact checkers here. And this was the exact same thing. I’ll show you this. Imagine, imagine, um, imagine saying that something kills you and it kills you in five days. And the fact checkers say it’s false, and then you go and see why. And it’s because it kills you in three days. It’s, it’s, it’s fucking absurd. It’s absurd. Okay, so this says, uh, just in, well, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll play it. I’ll play this for you. So the fact checkers say that this isn’t true. The fact checkers say this isn’t true. Listen to this. Here we go. And then, and then, and then I’ll tell you what I found. When you go to the fact checkers

Speaker 2 (11:29):

And Washington passes Bill, allowing children to legally be taken from parents. If parents don’t consent to gender transitioning their children, their chil their children, not the state’s children. <laugh> just wanted to remind everyone that Democrats are insane. Every Democrat runs out. They’re like, I’m a moderate elect me. And then this is what happens. There are no moderate Democrats anymore. Every moderate Democrat has become a Republican. Why be

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

So, the, the, because it says, uh, Washington passes Bill, allowing children to be legally taken from parents of parents don’t allow gender transition. And the fact checkers, if you go to it, um, say that this is false. They say it’s false. Uh, uh, sorry, Sean. Um, is there sev, is there some way that you can enable live captions for those of us that are deaf and trying to watch this at work? Ooh, Ooh, uh, Sean, do they have live captions? Hey, I would love to figure that out for you. Do I need to type that to him?


I don’t know if YouTube has live captions. If they do, we definitely need to turn that on. I don’t understand why that wouldn’t be turned on. That should be a user option. Uh, why the fuck does that guy talk like that? I’m annoyed. I I understand. Oh, they do. Yes, they do. Uh, they do Savon. Okay. They do have ’em. Interesting. Okay. So here’s the thing. So there was a law in California that they’re trying to pass, uh, and the guy’s name is Wiener, who’s trying to get it passed. Not the famous wiener, but a different wiener, uh, outta San Francisco. And, uh, the law said that, uh, we, uh, parents couldn’t be prosecuted if their child died, um, up to seven days after they were born. And when they approached the politicians, I was watching the interview, when they asked the politicians, they said, Hey, you’re basically legalizing, murdering a child, uh, who’s, uh, less than seven days old.


And the politician’s response was, no, that you can’t do that with the law. Their response was, that wasn’t our intention. That wasn’t our intention. So, so somehow, somehow for the left, that’s some sort of defense. That wasn’t our intention. Who cares what the law says? It wasn’t their intention. They were trying to pass a law. And you know what their intention was? They actually said what their intention was. Uh, Scott Wiener, thank you douche. Total douche. Uh, they thank you. They said what their, um, intention was so that if a parent was like high on meth or heroin, and that the baby died due to a, uh, um, a drug overdose, that the parent couldn’t be prosecuted, which doesn’t make sense to me anyway. But that was their intention to protect drug addict parents. But what it did do is open the door that you could kill your kid at like three days old with no investigation. You can’t make this shit up. This is real.


It wasn’t their intention. So when I look this up, Washington passes Bill allowing children to legally be taken from parents. Um, Instagram says, this is false. And when you look at why it’s false, it’s because even though it is true, it’s that the lawmakers that wasn’t their intention. But the law actually does allow, uh, the state to take the kids and not tell the parents. It allows, it allows the state to protect the kids, uh, from their parents and begin the gender, uh, or the, uh, sex transition. It’s not gender transition. Anyone can transition their gender anytime they want. Watch.


I am a woman just like that. Oh, I met with, I met with that guy one time with Greg, and I mean this with peace and love. He oozes world-class pussy. It’s crazy. It’s crazy. Yeah, you, I would pay to see him and Dylan Mulvaney fight. It’s, it’s like that. I would totally pay for that. Uh oh. Uh, like a pay-per-view. Yeah. Uh, okay. So there you go. I j I just wanted to make sure that you guys knew that that’s more, there’s the, there’s the retard component. Once again, it wasn’t their intention. The defund the police was our intention wasn’t to increase black on black homicide by 34%. Don’t worry about it. That wasn’t our intention. You guys know, we, we talked about, you know, the National Guard has been deployed to San Francisco. I love it. Uh, here you go. Just, so this is fun. I don’t know what, I don’t know what category this falls in, but, uh, enjoy this little tidbit of, of good news. Uh, just in case you’re wondering what the Chinese are up to for the greater good. Uh, AI cameras in China’s classrooms, uh, making children miserable, brainwave tech, uh, tracks compliance. These kids don’t look miserable to me. This looks fun. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (16:52):

At this primary school in China, [inaudible] know exactly when someone isn’t paying attention. These headbands measure each student’s level of concentration. The information is then directly sent to the teacher’s computer and to parents.

Speaker 4 (17:13):


Speaker 3 (17:14):

Job classrooms have robots that analyze students’ health and engagement levels. Students wear uniforms with chips that track their locations. There are even surveillance cameras that monitor how often students check their phones or yawn during classes. But schools say it wasn’t hard for them. Getting parental consent, enroll kids into what is one of the world’s largest experiments in AI education. A program that’s supposed to boost students’ grades while also feeding powerful algorithms. Teachers at this primary school in China, [inaudible] know exactly when someone isn’t paying attention.

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

[inaudible] China <laugh> and Jake Chapman brought to you by beat Byre <laugh>. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I was in a very, very wealthy part of the Bay Area the other day, uh, in, in Monterey County. And there was a high school getting out and, and all the kids were running by me. And they’re, they’re all white and Asian kids. Uh, not a single, uh, black. I didn’t see a single black kid. And, uh, maybe a couple Mexican kids that for that they have to let go there. And, uh, it was crazy. All the kids were so polite. They walked by you on the sidewalk. Everyone would know. Like, I didn’t hear any of their conversations. Even though they were talking, half the kids were masked. They were all, all, everyone had their pants pulled up. It was so different than walking by like a high school getting out. I have a bug on me.


Uh, it was so different than walking by a high school, like in, in Oakland or in Berkeley. It’s crazy. Like the kids in Oakland and Berkeley, if you’re even on the same block as them, you can’t even hear your own thoughts. You can’t, you couldn’t, like, I couldn’t like talk to my wife and you have to be watching your back at the, at the whole, the whole time. It was nuts. I forgot that kids could be like that. Calm, respectful, rich white kids. I’m totally judging them. But that, that’s what I saw. Has nothing to do with their skin color. No one get that confused. Nothing. But, um, but it, uh, uh, fair enough. So different, so different. Crazy. Hey, what’s up? Oh, wait, hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. What’s going on with the phone? Good morning. Good morning.

Speaker 5 (19:54):

How you doing, pal? Hey,

Sevan Matossian (19:55):

I’m good. How are you? I thought it was you good? My phone’s. Where you Ben? My phone smiled. Life’s good. I’m, um,

Speaker 5 (20:03):

Where you been? And you, you I logged on like a few weeks ago. And you weren’t over here. What happened?

Sevan Matossian (20:09):

I was, uh, I, yeah, I got asked to take a small hiatus YouTube thought I was working too hard and I was asked to take a, uh, six or seven day, seven day, uh, you know, break. So I, I I slipped over to Rumble Rumble

Speaker 5 (20:23):

Yellow paid time off. Huh?

Sevan Matossian (20:24):

Uh, I wasn’t paid. I I wasn’t paid <laugh>. No, no, I wasn’t paid. Hey, what do you know about what’s going on at, uh, CrossFit hq? People getting, let, let go there today? I have three, three confirmation firings this morning. What’s going on?

Speaker 5 (20:36):

I got no idea. You should know better than me. I’m trying.

Sevan Matossian (20:39):


Speaker 5 (20:40):

Why don’t you get Emily back on. She seems to know a lot of stuff going on over there and she seems to spill the beans a lot more than you. I’ll tell you that much.

Sevan Matossian (20:46):

She does. Oh, come on. She didn’t say anything new on the podcast that I hadn’t said before.

Speaker 5 (20:52):

You’ve been doing good though. Everything I write, oh my

Sevan Matossian (20:54):

God. Life’s so good. And today is the, uh, hottest day of the year up until, you know, um, up until this point. And, uh, I’m going to the beach. I’m gonna go to the beach today, tomorrow, the next day, and the next day I’m taking my kids surfing. I just wiped off the calendar like, yo time to go to the beach and I’ll see some moms there in bathing suits and, and it’ll be cool.

Speaker 5 (21:12):

Yeah. Beautiful.

Sevan Matossian (21:14):

Because, cause you know what? For some reason when I go to the beach in the middle of the day with my kids, there’s no other dads there. Those dudes are like, I guess those dudes are working. It’s just moms

Speaker 5 (21:23):

All eyes on you. Yes. I see. It’s just

Sevan Matossian (21:25):

Me. See what you doing? It’s just, it’s just me with moms. And, uh, yeah, I like that. It’s fun. Ah,

Speaker 5 (21:31):

You, you dongling the system over there a little bit, huh? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:35):

Yeah. I like it. And then I then, and then I, and then because I’m the patriarchy, because I’m the man, I, I, I talk down to all the women, to all the moms there. That’s right. I teach them how to parent. I

Speaker 5 (21:44):

Teach them, bring you a sandwich or something like that, huh?

Sevan Matossian (21:46):

Yeah. And whatever I do, I don’t assess their bodies like no matter how nice I think their bodies are.

Speaker 5 (21:50):

No, no, no. You never do that. Never. No, no, no. We don’t. We, we don’t to that shallow level at all.

Sevan Matossian (21:55):

Yes. No, no. I, I say women, uh, I I’m agnostic about your body.

Speaker 5 (22:01):

Yeah. Just looking at the beautiful view of the ocean.

Sevan Matossian (22:04):

David Weed wants to know, is this Brian’s hitman? This is, this is the guy that, uh, was gonna kill Brian. Friend.

Speaker 5 (22:12):

Could be.

Sevan Matossian (22:13):

How are you? Tell me how you are, what are you doing today? Beautiful. What are you doing today?

Speaker 5 (22:17):

Nothing. Nothing. I just got back from Sicily the other day.

Sevan Matossian (22:20):

And how was that? Did you took

Speaker 5 (22:21):

A little trip down Palomo? Yeah. No. Yeah. I’m looking for property out different places. You know, Chicago’s becoming a shithole, so, um, kinda looking for property in different places and, you know,

Sevan Matossian (22:33):

Do you carry a

Speaker 5 (22:33):

Gun? South Carolina? Maybe. You know what I, yeah, I was, I was thinking about actually taking a trip down in Spartanburg and visiting our old friend jr. Opener.

Sevan Matossian (22:42):

Oh wow. Wow. Hey, maybe do a little collections. Hey, have you ever thought about opening a business where basically you drive around and just extort money from CrossFit gyms? Like, you basically tell them they have have to pay you a fee

Speaker 5 (22:53):

Or a little. Do people do that?

Sevan Matossian (22:55):

A little slice of the pie. People with your accent do

Speaker 5 (22:59):

Extortion. Extortion.

Sevan Matossian (23:01):

That’s it. I knew, I knew that was, there was a profession like that. Hey, you ever carry a gun in a paper bag?

Speaker 5 (23:07):

Me? Yeah. No, no. Never do that. If I’m carrying a gun, I’m, I’m leaving it out. Why would I put it in a paper bag? I

Sevan Matossian (23:13):

Dunno. I just, I watch too many movies. I just picture you having it in a, uh, paper bag.

Speaker 5 (23:19):

No, no way. No way. Hey, I just wanted to call a couple things. Yes. Paper free coffees phenomenal. I agree. Love it. Agree.

Sevan Matossian (23:26):

I agree.

Speaker 5 (23:26):

I agree. And the other thing, vindicate the t-shirts. I got a few t-shirts. I got one of the CEO ones too. Do you

Sevan Matossian (23:33):

Have it with the gold writing?

Speaker 5 (23:35):

How’d you, how’d you figure that one out? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

Cuz that’s the best one. I love that one.

Speaker 5 (23:38):

Yeah, yeah. No, it’s beautiful. The materials beautiful. Great, great. Great product. Great product.

Sevan Matossian (23:45):

Oh, this just end, uh, before you go, I want to share this with you. Uh, just so you’re aware, uh, a study done with 8,000, um, TRAs who had surgery, that means they had their penis, their penis, uh, turned inside out into a vagina.

Speaker 5 (23:59):

You mean, you mean mentally ill people

Sevan Matossian (24:01):

Less than 1% regretted having their penis removed. <laugh>. I can’t believe this shit. You’re fucking this. Someone actually posted that in the comments.

Speaker 5 (24:11):

What did they interview two people?

Sevan Matossian (24:12):

I know. Hey, uh, no, everyone regrets having their penis removed. Everyone.

Speaker 5 (24:19):

Ridiculous. Hey, even

Sevan Matossian (24:21):

If you hate penis, you want a penis. Do, do you

Speaker 5 (24:24):

Know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, what’s what? Absolutely. Are you kidding me?

Sevan Matossian (24:27):

Every single, the people who are the biggest, uh, uh, anti-gun people, fucking, they, those people have guns.

Speaker 5 (24:35):

Hundred percent. Yeah. They

Sevan Matossian (24:36):


Speaker 5 (24:36):

It. Hi, savi. Hey man. I was glad to see you, Juan. I wanted to call and say hi. Make sure everything good over Well, you know, when I saw you missing for a while, I was, I was a little worried.

Sevan Matossian (24:45):

You made me morning. Oh, listen to this. Yeah. Thank you li Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. Sorry, I’m, I’m gonna go off here in a minute. I should, I should stay focused

Speaker 5 (24:52):

On this. Go off. Go off. I’ll be listening. Okay. Get after them. Okay. Get after them. Take it easy, pal. Okay, bye.

Sevan Matossian (24:59):

Uh, doses, uh, do me a favor. Uh, you, uh, you said, um, what’s funny here is you said it’s both, uh, men and women. Find out how many, um, find out what the ratio is for me. Someone, um, find out what the ratio is, uh, between men, men and women who get, uh, transgender surgery. I’m going to bet I’m going to bet that it’s, uh, most, it’s 99% men. But, but, but tell, but tell me I’m wrong. I want to know. Tell me I’m wrong. Uh, you guys know, um, the importance of, uh, if you, if you were pregnant or you know, someone who’s pregnant, uh, do them a favor and send them over to Birthfit. Send them a link over there. Point them in the right direction of a community that is, uh, focused. Uh, not just a program, but it’s a community that’s focused on, um, getting your, uh, getting the mama and the baby.


Uh, the best ex experience, um, from the, uh, in inception, I think they even talk about like the boning and the making the babies to the mama, carrying the baby to the baby coming out into the world. And, and, and they have a wealth of information on how to make that, uh, as, as a, uh, not positive. Fuck, positive po What kind of metric is positive? Of course it’s gonna positive, healthy, a transition from semen and egg mixing to the baby, growing to the baby coming out. They have a wealth of knowledge and experience on how to make this journey, um, the best. Nope. Not be better than the best, better than the most positive. What’s the metric I’m looking for? Uh, healthy, uh, successful. Um, uh, give the, the greatest outcomes. If, if you’re, if you’re interested in the, in the health of both the mom and the baby, uh, that you can get it’s birth fit, just go to birth fit, birth B i r t h fit, that’s where you go.


Just point people at that direction. Give them that resource. It’s awesome. And you know what, the only thing that’s gonna happen there is some people are, are gonna be offended because they’re gonna find out that like, uh, you should actually, um, change your diet and not eat blow pops while you’re pregnant. Or they’re gonna, they’re, they’re gonna be pissed off when they say, Hey, maybe you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And maybe you should squat below parallel while you’re pregnant. And if those people get pissed, that’s fine. But these people at, uh, Birthfit are gonna give you, uh, things that are, uh, true. Yes, true. T R U e. True truth. Uh, as opposed to, uh, I would be curious what they think about this. This is what happens.


Look at this. That’s probably some fucking disgusting blanket that’s washed in chemicals with some disgusting hat that’s washed in chemicals with some fucking latex glove that so many fucking people are allergic to on some sheets that are probably have, I would love to look at those sheets on the molecular level and see all the chemicals in those sheets from being washed. You got a fucking Apple watch radiating the fucking kid’s brain. You got someone else with, uh, with, um, you got fluorescent lights on the fucking kid. This is really how you want to treat your fucking kid with these fucking doorknobs. No. And, and when I mean doorknobs, I mean it in the harshest most critical way ever. This is a meaning.

Speaker 6 (28:40):

Oh, sorry buddy.

Sevan Matossian (28:40):

That, that doctor, nurse, whatever. The baby in the head dude, that may not look like anything to you, but if you, that was your kid and it was just born and wanted, get to back, slap this shit and watch it. Boom. Oh, oh,

Speaker 6 (28:57):

Sorry buddy.

Sevan Matossian (28:59):

Sorry buddy. Sorry buddy. Sorry

Speaker 6 (29:05):


Sevan Matossian (29:09):

It’s a pretty good name though, right? Baby gets hit in the head and 20 years later,

Speaker 6 (29:12):

Oh, sorry buddy. Oh, oh, sorry.

Sevan Matossian (29:19):

Who wants that shit for their baby? Ugh. Ah, Howie Dewitt, uh, three years ago, 99% of the people that went to the 49ers game didn’t immediately regret it either. Damn, damn bitch you got knocked the fuck out. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. See, see, see.

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