#881 – Saturday Is For The Boys | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Isn’t you?

Mattew Souza (00:01):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (00:04):

God. Why is the default set on loop for this song? Always. It’s, it’s weird. Why would the default be Loop? I, I mean, I always un click it. Oh, there’s a little button here. It says Fade Tracks in and out. Is that what you clicked?

Mattew Souza (00:22):

Oh, no, I did it in Garage Band.

Sevan Matossian (00:24):

Oh, look at that. There’s Fade tracks in and out. I can click that instead of Oh, that’s interesting. Okay. I clicked it.

Mattew Souza (00:32):

Oh, that’s new. That’s new.

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

Oh, that’s nice. Jason. See if media posted it again a little while ago. Yeah, it’s awesome. Right? It’d be cool to have mic. Oh, shit. Look what I forgot to do this morning.

Mattew Souza (00:47):


Sevan Matossian (00:49):

We just got the notice that we’re not live on Rumble. Cause I didn’t punch in the fucking

Mattew Souza (00:53):

Oh, they really gotta change that.

Sevan Matossian (00:56):

Are are we? But we are live on YouTube.

Mattew Souza (00:59):

We’re live on YouTube in Rumble, uh, archives all our videos.

Sevan Matossian (01:04):

Okay. And, and, and we’re not, but we are not on the Twitter account. I see. This morning. Just on my personal one.

Mattew Souza (01:10):

You see that? Oh, weird. Yeah. That’s weird too. That must have just been a forgotten button.

Sevan Matossian (01:15):

Dude. It’s so hard for me not to talk about the 49ers. Oh my God.

Mattew Souza (01:19):

The 49ers?

Sevan Matossian (01:20):

Yeah. The 49ers. Oh, Suza. Oh, SU. Someone explained to Suza <laugh> about the 49ers Please. So hard. Oh my God.

Mattew Souza (01:30):

Is that like the loss of midline stability? I don’t even know. Su

Sevan Matossian (01:33):

SU’s breaking my heart. Um, Hey, check it out.

Mattew Souza (01:36):

We’re on our Twitter though now. I got that.

Sevan Matossian (01:39):

Oh. Just like that. Oh shit. You did. You can just do that.

Mattew Souza (01:41):

I just found that out right now.

Sevan Matossian (01:43):

<laugh> Mid midstream. You can just punch it in.

Mattew Souza (01:45):

Yeah. I just went to the edit button and then click the different destination and hit save and boom it up there right

Sevan Matossian (01:50):

Away. I, I wonder if it’s, um, I want to get messed with it. I was gonna say, you probably could do that with, uh, rumble too, but I just won’t fuck that up tomorrow. It’s hard to remind, um, some people, uh, here we go. Uh, corn Julio. Some people have up to six 49ers. That’s correct. Olivia 49ers equals, there we go. There we go.

Mattew Souza (02:12):

Oh. Oh, okay.

Sevan Matossian (02:13):

Okay. NFL’s greatest team.

Mattew Souza (02:16):

Dude, I just thought that the best business strategy for us. You did. We’ll do exactly what Louder Crowder does and be like, okay, we’re gonna be on here for 10 more minutes and then if you really wanna have the discussion, we’ll see you guys over at <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (02:27):

Oh, he does do that. And then just roll over to Rumble. Yep. Hey, I, I wonder if we could do that seamlessly. Like I say, buy here and just actually just push a button that stops YouTube but doesn’t stop. Um, I wonder if you could, we, we’ll have to do a test. Not, you know what I mean? Like, you just go over to YouTube and manually stop that stream and then keep going somewhere else. Mm-hmm.

Mattew Souza (02:49):

<affirmative>. And then you have a subscription to go to that next one.

Sevan Matossian (02:52):

Yeah. Yeah. We charge you guys. Yeah. <laugh>. Uh, so happy you’re back. Take my money. Thank you.

Mattew Souza (02:59):

There you go. Nutts is in.

Sevan Matossian (03:02):

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. I I, there was a girl in college, a really nice girl. She worked at the market way outta my league. Fuck what’s her name? She worked at the Isla Vista Market named, uh, Jennifer or something. And she came over to my house and she told me, she said, Hey, I want you to take my virginity. Have you ever had a girl tell you that? It was so fucking weird.

Mattew Souza (03:27):


Sevan Matossian (03:29):

I think that was her name. Jennifer. She had the, she had so much hair. It was fucking amazing. She was like the drummer from The Muppets.

Mattew Souza (03:37):

Oh. In the right places though. Hair in the right places.

Sevan Matossian (03:39):

Yeah. Well, I, I’m, I don’t, damn, I just love hair

Mattew Souza (03:43):


Sevan Matossian (03:45):

It was crazy.

Mattew Souza (03:47):

I just realized the 49ers thing too, by the way, from that comment you read and switched it on one of the other shows.

Sevan Matossian (03:53):

Y you say that again. I

Mattew Souza (03:55):

Just realized the 49ers thing. Cuz it was a comment you read and you switched it. Oh yeah. A little slow. Sorry. Sorry.

Sevan Matossian (04:01):

Uh, no, I’m, I can only offer, uh, the money. Sorry. That’s a Thank you. I appreciate the clarity, <laugh>. God, I didn’t thank you for having a good sense of humor. I didn’t mean that to sound creepy, but it just, it just, I was, I was, uh, I was, and, and I, and I didn’t, I was like, I was like, now she’s like, yeah, <laugh>. And I really liked her and she was really hot.

Mattew Souza (04:23):

It’s a win win situation, huh?

Sevan Matossian (04:24):

I but I fucked it all up for her. I

Mattew Souza (04:26):

Oh no.

Sevan Matossian (04:28):

It wasn’t her type. Like, you know what’s crazy? She was, she was really dorky and I wasn’t dorky enough for her. I was, she was so smart. I always had to ask her like, what, what did you just say? Can you explain that to me again? And she was probably like five years younger than me. I, she’s probably 18. I was probably tw or maybe four years. I was probably 22. God, she, she was cool. She was basically a boy. I would say that’s like one of the closest. She was super hot, but she’s basically nerdy. You know, you know those girls that are kind of like, boy, she even smelled like a boy <laugh>. I I could almost chalk it up to a homosexual experience. <laugh>. Except she had huge ti

Mattew Souza (05:06):


Sevan Matossian (05:07):

Better than that.

Mattew Souza (05:09):

We want that erotic ball story.

Sevan Matossian (05:12):

<laugh>. I, um, yeah. <laugh>. Oh man, my friend actually, uh, that is true. My, my, my friend, while I was having my one and only, uh, gay experience, my friend who actually, uh, pulled me out of that situation, um, is actually coming over to the house today. Mm. And he has kids. And, um, we’re gonna have a crazy Nerf gun war. I’m actually kind of excited about it. Look at Audrey. I definitely smell like boy

Mattew Souza (05:37):


Sevan Matossian (05:41):

Uh, I, I, I had James Newberry on last night. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>

Mattew Souza (05:43):

Long, long show. Huh? He enjoyed your time with him.

Mattew Souza (05:50):


Sevan Matossian (05:50):

I did. I I did. I I, I, I did enjoy him. I, I had this fucking major issue going into the show, ma. Major issue.

Mattew Souza (06:02):


Sevan Matossian (06:03):

And, uh,

Mattew Souza (06:05):

Did that resolve or

Sevan Matossian (06:07):


Mattew Souza (06:08):

Okay. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (06:10):

No, I about, uh, remember what I sent you about 30 seconds before I went live? Yeah. That, that’s fucking always hard, dude.

Mattew Souza (06:22):


Sevan Matossian (06:23):

That’s always hard. So I invite these people on the show and then I go through their Instagram and like 30 seconds before I go, you think it’s inappropriate? I talk about this now and didn’t have the balls to bring it up to him. Like it’s kind of shallow of me. Or, or, or,

Mattew Souza (06:37):

Uh, not unless you do it like in a negative

Sevan Matossian (06:39):

Light. Like, if I do it mean

Mattew Souza (06:41):

Yeah. Then it is. Cuz it’s like, well, why don’t you just say something? You know? Yeah. But if you don’t, if you’re just discussing generally how you, you know, feel when that happens, that’s different. God dang it. One of my wife’s like, hairs is in my shirt Here. We get that.

Sevan Matossian (06:54):

Oh yeah. It’s like weed in there. Yeah. You could pull. Yes. Like, Hey, did you just read this in there?

Mattew Souza (06:59):

<laugh>? It’s like itching the crap outta me, man. My face looks red. I just got the shower.

Sevan Matossian (07:04):

It’s, it’s a, it’s a one

Mattew Souza (07:06):


Sevan Matossian (07:07):

It’s a one in a million.

Mattew Souza (07:09):

It’s that photo.

Sevan Matossian (07:11):

I wish I could tell you that hair was photoshopped at his knot. Look at E everyone knows me so well,

Mattew Souza (07:20):


Sevan Matossian (07:21):

It’s not that I don’t, it’s not that I don’t wanna argue. Um, with, um, him, uh, doses, uh, it, it’s that he, he made a video 144 weeks ago saying he’s out and it’s just ambiguous again. He says he doesn’t agree with Greg Glassman, but there’s no, like, he doesn’t just like all the other ones, he has no fu well, maybe he does and he’s just being coy on purpose, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and he say, say he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Mm-hmm. He just did what was trendy. He just shows me that the wave of unconsciousness enveloped him too. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, he throw him in the pile with the rest of the fucking tools, with the Karins and, and, and, and Dan’s. But the thing is, is I spoke to him for three hours and I love the guy. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But when I see that video right before I go on, I just want to be like, ugh. I, why? I don’t know if I can answer that. Honestly. I, I’m, I might be too guarded because, like, I want to answer that Philip. Why didn’t you ask him about it? Cuz my immediate response is I just don’t want to be a dick to someone who’s on my show. But I, I think that’s just a coward response. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, maybe I was scared. I don’t know. Maybe I want to drop it. Um,


Uh, it’s just like, if you want to say, Hey, Greg Glassman said this, and I hate him for that. I, I I would respect that, but it’s not, it’s, I don’t agree with what Greg said. I’m sorry, what did he say? Go ahead and say it.

Mattew Souza (08:49):

Yeah. I think 12 doses

Sevan Matossian (08:50):

Great. I mean, you’re on, you’re on my show and I say things a thousand times more like off the, off the hook than that. A Floyd 19 the fuck out of this world. I fucking don’t mourn that motherfucker at all. <laugh>. I’m, I’m, I feel bad for his parents. How about that? Like really bad. I’ve said it on this show before. Horrible for his parents. I don’t give a fuck about him.

Mattew Souza (09:13):

His daughter

Sevan Matossian (09:14):

Is, he has a daughter.

Mattew Souza (09:16):


Sevan Matossian (09:17):

Oh, that

Mattew Souza (09:17):

Sucks. I think he’s got a couple of them.

Sevan Matossian (09:21):

Well, he should have done, he should have done what Mary’s, Mary Yang, Mary Slinger and the rest of the Democrats wanted, uh, him to do abort. The baby <laugh>. It’s, it’s ridiculous to have a black child who would be born to George Floyd just abort the baby. That’s what abortion’s for. Save people to torment of their existence. I know, I know, I know. That’s what I mean. You can ask without being a dick. That’s why I think it’s just, I think I’m just, if there’s like, if, if here is, if it’s, if here is Dick and here is pussy, I think the scale’s more on the side of pussy. Like I’m more of scared than

Mattew Souza (09:52):

Is there like a statue of limitations on it though too?

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

Yeah, that’s fair too. Like, gimme some outs. Gimme some outs. Su gimme some

Mattew Souza (09:58):

Out. Well, I’m just like, you know, if you go back and you see something like, some of these comedians put a long time ago and they’re like, well, that’s not politically correct. And then we like grab our pitchforks and chase after ’em, like Right. You

Sevan Matossian (10:08):

Know? Right. Like, I’m being part of the ca but I do want to ask ’em about it. It it, it is a, it is a little hiccup. I mean, you and I have had a, um, conversations quite in depth about that, that time in, in your response and mm-hmm. <affirmative>, I’ve, we had, not that you did anything crazy, but

Mattew Souza (10:25):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, I think 12 Daily Doses kind of said like, if you pressed him for an answer, he doesn’t know either. He just kind of like went with like, well, you were saying the wave of unconsciousness and he was just saying it was just going with like the popular athlete trendy thing. So really pressed. He probably was, doesn’t even fully have an opinion on it or a strong one. He just went with the populous idea at the time.

Sevan Matossian (10:47):

Right. I, I still think it’s still crazy for me to see that stuff. Right. Uh, because, uh, here we go, because I’m saying give everyone the opportunity like you did Rich. Because what Rich did is exactly the same. Well, the, the, uh, I don’t think Rich made a post exactly like that, but I feel you. I it’s, it’s hard. I don’t, I I really wanna defend Rich. But the, and, and the thing with, I think either Philip or someone asked Rich about it on the show.

Mattew Souza (11:11):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It did.

Sevan Matossian (11:14):

And listen. Um, it would’ve been better than talking about veganism for something. Here’s the thing though. I have a certain tact that you, some of you fucking knuckleheads don’t have. Like, like Sarah’s in the, Sarah’s in the comments and you guys are like, why don’t you have Sarah on? What if I don’t want her on <laugh>?


You’re like the fucking little kid that asks the people to spend the night with the fucking, uh, with, you know, like when kids do that, they like go, like when the parents are there, like, I don’t care about this cuz they’re just kids, but they’re just like, um, mommy, can I stay the night at, uh, Suzi’s house and no one’s asked any of the parents and it’s awkward for the parents. Or like, I’ll be places and the kids are like setting up a play date and I’m looking at the parent and I’m like, I don’t want to go play motherfucker.

Mattew Souza (11:53):

You’re doing this

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

In the background. It’s, it’s so, it’s like, you guys have no fucking tack. Some of you

Mattew Souza (11:59):


Sevan Matossian (11:59):

Oh, why don’t you send him a, why don’t you send him a c e O shirt? How about fuck off? Uh, I’ll decide that. Stay in your fucking lane. You know what I mean? They like comments. Just, it’s like, dude, have some fucking tact.

Mattew Souza (12:15):

Yeah. But I called the show, like, guy was like, Suza, hire our coaches. I was like, oh, thank, thank goodness you’ve saved me. Now I know what to do.

Sevan Matossian (12:23):

But, but the thing is, but this thing is on the flip side of that, don’t get me wrong, when, uh, I don’t know if it was Philip or someone, but someone asked Jason Kpa when he was on, what about the Greg thing? And someone asked Rich, and it’s like, uh, I asked Tom and Tom. Yeah. Like that. Fuck. Like, I wouldn’t have done that. And that worked out great.

Mattew Souza (12:40):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (12:42):

That worked out great. So, I don’t know. I love all you guys. Don’t anyone take it like, uh, I don’t mean to be, I’m not. I’m j I’m just my insight. Yeah. This asshole piled on too. This guy does it too. This guy has no tacked either. Mr. Andrew, Hillary. It’s simple. Don’t post anything to the internet. You don’t mean, would’ve would’ve fixed all the I’m out black squares

Mattew Souza (13:02):

Or delete ’em. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (13:04):

What did Hiller did something like that too the other day to me. Put me on the spot with something. I’m gonna get a call from Sarah. You don’t want me on <laugh>? No, not, I’m not, I’m not saying that.

Mattew Souza (13:15):

Of course. I want you on just saying it was a, it was a friendly example because we knew you wouldn’t be hurt Sarah.

Sevan Matossian (13:22):

Yeah, exactly


Man. It’s a, it’s a tough show. It’s a tough show. Um, sorry. Uh, I just, I just added this like in the last minute. So you don’t have this Suza this will be the only one I’ll be pulling up today. Okay. Um, I haven’t read this yet. I’m gonna read this for the first time, uh, while I read it, uh, to you guys. Uh, this is from the CEO of, uh, Anheuser Busch. Brendan Whitworth, uh, as the CEO of a company founded in America’s heartland more than 165 years ago. I’m responsible for ensuring every consumer feels proud of the beer we brew. We’re honored to be, uh, part of the fabric of this country. Anheuser Anheuser-Busch employees, more than 18,000 people, and our independent distributors employ an additional 47,000 valued colleagues. We have thousands of partners, millions of fans in proud history supporting our communities, military, first responders, sports fans, and hardworking Americans everywhere.


Hey, Dawn, I love you, Dawn. I love what you’re doing, uh, with the US military. I love, uh, so much. But get your fucking shit together. Occupational games, military first. It’s a fucking joke how you’ve neglected first responders as the c e o of CrossFit. Uh, we never intended to be a part of a discussion that divides people. Uh, neglected by the way, I don’t think is too strong. Uh, we never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people pointless, pointless fucking, um, uh, sentence we never intended. So you’re telling me you’re a fucking idiot. It’s like someone punching you and saying, sorry,

Mattew Souza (14:43):


Sevan Matossian (14:45):

We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer. Well, you fucked up dude.

Mattew Souza (14:51):


Sevan Matossian (14:53):

Well, you fucked up.

Mattew Souza (14:54):

What if that was the whole statement? We fucked up

Sevan Matossian (14:57):

<laugh>. Hey, you know what would be funny too is if they got some really fucking smoking hot tranies and passed ’em off as like women and got like dudes really into ’em and had ’em build a fan base. And then after a year of making all these fucking like, you know, slutty, like Danny Spiegel fucking, you know, thirst pick content, then you just, uh, yeah. Let, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let everyone know that they’re dudes <laugh>. I would love that

Mattew Souza (15:22):


Sevan Matossian (15:23):

You’re just like, all you guys are faggots <laugh>. You’d be fucking amazing. And I’d be like, I knew I was gay. I knew it. Thank you. Budweiser

Mattew Souza (15:33):


Sevan Matossian (15:36):

Uh, my, my, my time serving in the country taught me the importance of the accountability and the values upon which America has founded. Freedom, hard work, and respect for one another. Freedom as CEO E O of Anheuser-Busch, I’m focused on building and protecting our remarkable history and heritage. You know what’s fascinating too is alcohol is used as a way to loosen your inhibitions, but also to, to, to pour water on, uh, uh, a flame retardant on your soul. It’s a numbing agent for your souls flame, retardant for your soul. So it’s kind of, it, it’s it’s a tough drug man, cuz it, it’s used to just push shit away that, that’s really important. Like this, I care deeply about this country, but I can never feel it because I drink 12 Bud Lights every night. <laugh>. I care deeply about this country, this company, our brands are partners. I spend much of my time traveling across America, listening to and learning from our customers, distributors and others. Anytime a CEO says that they’re a fucking liar, I’m listening. Or they’re a sellout or something, they don’t care. Like, Hey, how about you just have some values, like fucking rich froning and follow those values. Did you boycott them? I I don’t buy anything Anheuser Busch makes anyway, so I don’t know what, I don’t even know what boycott means.

Mattew Souza (16:54):


Sevan Matossian (16:55):

Uh, moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly To bring great beers to consumers across the nation means nothing. He said nothing. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, he said nothing.

Mattew Souza (17:05):

That’s impressive. There’s five paragraphs there.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

Four paragraphs. Yeah. You’re a fucking bitch. I wanna see a picture of this guy. Uh, uh, Brendan Whitworth. I’m so thankful we have Joe Rogan. Do you know that? I was thinking this morning in the shower about Joe. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> we’re so fucking lucky.

Mattew Souza (17:21):

So lucky.

Sevan Matossian (17:22):

We’re so fucking lucky. Yeah. What if he would’ve stayed a libtard? What if he wouldn’t have flipped the script? What if he didn’t have three girls? Or what if so lucky we have.

Mattew Souza (17:31):

Yeah. Or he just decided, oh, I don’t wanna, you know, put up this fight or deal with this. I’m just gonna disappear,

Sevan Matossian (17:36):

You know, make my money and jail. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (17:37):

Yeah. He has the money to do it.

Sevan Matossian (17:39):

Yeah. We’re so lucky. Oh yeah. Look at him. You fucking douche.

Mattew Souza (17:45):

He’s he’s tirelessly listening right there. Yeah. Look, that’s his listening face.

Sevan Matossian (17:50):

Ah, yes. I wonder when the last time he’s a beer bong to beer or when the last time he’s had so many Budweisers, he threw up

Mattew Souza (18:00):


Sevan Matossian (18:04):

Oh, what’s this From CIA to beer. He used to work it for the cia.

Mattew Souza (18:08):

Where’d you see that headline?

Sevan Matossian (18:10):

Uh, in the right hand side there from, uh, Fox Business. From CIA to beer.

Mattew Souza (18:15):


Sevan Matossian (18:16):

What if you had stayed at Libtard? I’m gonna show you, uh, the kind of libtard I used to be in a minute. I’m gonna just bend over and take one for, for the team here.

Mattew Souza (18:23):

Oh, former Marine applied to Harvard just before the deadline.

Sevan Matossian (18:26):

Oh shit. He’s fucking, it’s Don Fall. It’s don fall. Wow. Okay. Fine. So be it.

Mattew Souza (18:34):


Sevan Matossian (18:34):

<affirmative> love me some Donny.

Mattew Souza (18:36):

Dedicated Servings Country. First as a first Lieutenant in the US Marine Corps, and then as an operations officer for the C I A Counter-Terrorism Center.

Sevan Matossian (18:45):

Uh hmm. 5 5 30. Five 30. You heard me calling out the numbers of the show. Uh, hey, this was me. This, this what, what you, what you are about to see. This was me, I don’t know, last week.

Mattew Souza (19:02):

<laugh> <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (19:04):

This, I mean this, this was me. This, this is everyone. This is my, my closest cohort. This is them. But now they whisper around me cuz they’re so scared. I heard two fucking libtard love, two very close libtard to me recently talking about how they can’t believe, um, uh, what’s the lady, what’s the lady’s name? Who was in the Supreme Court? Um, the Roe v Roe versus Wade Lady. Uh, that all the women love the feminist Ruth Ginsburg. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I can’t believe Ruth Bader Gator. Bader Ruth Bader Ginsburg didn’t retire. Motherfucker. Have you seen our President

Mattew Souza (19:43):


Sevan Matossian (19:44):

Have you seen the footage from Ireland? He’s gorked, he’s toast. You say, have you seen it yet? He’s toast dude. He’s the guy and people are talking to him and Hunter’s like, um, dad, uh, they want to know. Uh, it’s 49 er talk. I can’t even talk about it.

Mattew Souza (20:02):

<laugh>, is that the clips that we saw when he is wandering around the White House with Hunter?

Sevan Matossian (20:06):

No, he’s in Ireland. Oh, it’s so bad, dude.

Mattew Souza (20:10):

Yeah, I saw one where he was recently with Hunter in the White House and it’s, it’s sad he’s just being shuffled around.

Sevan Matossian (20:16):

Uh, has Oh yeah, I saw that too. That’s crazy too. Has Brian friend disassociated from us now? No, no, no, no. Brian fucking loves the show. Can’t keep Brian away. Brian, uh, had a uh, uh, he was sick. He got sick. <laugh>

Mattew Souza (20:33):

Go ahead. Dance around that 1 49.

Sevan Matossian (20:35):

And, and he’s at and he’s at Crash Crucible now. Yeah. Those are the things. He may still be sick. Hmm. I I think he’s really bummed. We didn’t do the Frisbee show. He should be Okay. Uh, let’s this, and I swear to you this was me last week. I, I can’t even believe it. I should be nicer to Joe Rogan too as a former Libtard. Okay. Action.

Speaker 5 (20:58):

People more clueless than brag are his supporters crimes. Did Donald Trump commit to get him here today?

Speaker 6 (21:05):

Um, all of them.

Speaker 5 (21:06):

What specifically did he commit today? What crime did Donald Trump commit to get him here today? We don’t know. We don’t know. We, we do not know. Go figure here. Hmm. What’s the felony that he’s being charged with? Exactly. Actually, fucking an idiot. This Is he guilty?

Speaker 6 (21:24):

I do think he’s guilty. Of

Speaker 5 (21:25):

What? Crime. Oh,

Speaker 6 (21:27):


Speaker 5 (21:28):

What did he lie about?

Speaker 6 (21:29):

Um, everything.

Speaker 5 (21:31):

What did he lie about to get him here today?

Speaker 6 (21:34):

Um, the thing that got him here today,

Speaker 5 (21:36):

And that was

Speaker 6 (21:37):

Obviously, I dunno,

Speaker 5 (21:39):

Fuck the only people more clueless than brag.

Sevan Matossian (21:43):

It really is. It really is. It was. It’s just a witch hunt. It’s just, it’s just, it’s so crazy.

Mattew Souza (21:51):

We live in Ambu Ambu Kitty. Oh, I can’t even say it. I fucked that up.

Sevan Matossian (21:55):

Yeah. A ambu ambu. Gotti <laugh>. That’s, that’s when you’re not sure if you want a Bugatti or not. Am Bugatti

Mattew Souza (22:01):

<laugh> ambiguous. We live in

Speaker 5 (22:03):


Mattew Souza (22:04):


Sevan Matossian (22:05):

But sev there’s Republican. He’s like that too. Go ahead. Go ahead. Here we go. Go ahead. I’m waiting. Seven one. But there’s right wing people like that too.

Speaker 5 (22:14):


Sevan Matossian (22:15):

Don’t worry. I’m looking into that story of the FBI caught some right wing freak to gave, uh, Ukraine information. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. God, there’s, there’s, there’s, there’s all sorts of great, um, there’s all sorts of great information coming out about the Ukraine related to the 49ers.

Mattew Souza (22:36):

Mm. In the whole set up that hunt, hunter Biden kind of laid that path. So the second that the, uh, big fella got in office, deals were settled, money wasn’t flowing.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

Dude, there’s crazy there. I saw some stuff about the 49ers yesterday in Ukraine. I, I always there. It had to have been connected. Oh, it’s so crazy. Oh, I like Joe Rogan. But he was such a bitch when the pandemic started.

Mattew Souza (23:03):

He thought he was How,

Sevan Matossian (23:05):

How? I remember that too. That’s how I got smile. He just, he didn’t wanna just come out and say it. Like he didn’t want to like, just be like, Hey, uh, no kids have died from this. Like, he was Dan, he danced around a lot. He had a lot of chances to say, Hey, this is a fat person’s disease. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, um,

Mattew Souza (23:21):

With an audience that size though, do you think that he would’ve converted more people into, into really thinking and processing what was going on? If he kind of floated around it and slowly moved that direction as opposed if he just spearheaded that way, like would like 40% of his audience shed off and then his impact overall would’ve been much less like, impactful for

Sevan Matossian (23:41):

Words? Sure. Sure. I don’t think that he did that strategically. I, well, I don’t know. Hmm. I don’t know. Hmm. Maybe he was scared. Maybe he

Mattew Souza (23:48):

Did. He’s been in media space a long time. He’s navigated true the Hollywood space a long time. And I think that if we don’t really like look in the thing of totality, we’re selling him short.

Sevan Matossian (23:57):

Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. We’re lucky. We’re, we’re lucky we have ’em. You’d be lucky to get one of these cups. I don’t understand how these cups work. He ordered them, they sold out and then I asked Gabe, I’m like, Hey, do we have more of those cups in stock? He goes, yeah, we just got 48 in stock. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And then that’ll be it. What do you mean? That’ll be it. Why do him and Travis and these guys? Why

Mattew Souza (24:17):


Sevan Matossian (24:18):

What do you mean that why if you have money, I want to take it from you. If I, if if you, there’s something you want that I could provide you and that I could then have the money to then spend, spend on like, uh, broccoli I’m, or hamburgers or something. I’m, let’s do it. This cup is dope. It’s, it’s, I don’t use it cuz it’s too small.

Mattew Souza (24:40):


Sevan Matossian (24:41):

I was actually thinking about filling two every morning and having two side by side. You think I should do that?

Mattew Souza (24:45):

Yeah. Like

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

Cup just to sell more cups.

Mattew Souza (24:48):


Sevan Matossian (24:49):

Because it is a cool cup. But if you see me drinking out of it, I’m faking it.

Mattew Souza (24:54):

<laugh>. It’s a prop. It’s

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

A prop. Yeah. It’s a total prop. Product placement.

Mattew Souza (25:00):

<laugh> as you pour, you could only see the logo.

Sevan Matossian (25:04):

Uh, yesterday, a long time listener, uh, hit me up in the dms, a longtime listener and said, Hey, uh, you need to drop the progressive crap. And, and, and just accept the fact that, um, transgenderism is a mental illness. I wrote back, y you fucking asshole. I said that before I ever heard anyone else say that two years ago. I’ve always known it’s a fucking mental illness. I, I, I’m, I’m dogmatic about the fact that if you’re looking outside all you people with tattoos and piercings and the fake titties and the lips and the bo, I think all of that’s fucking mental illness. I think anytime you’re outside yourself looking, I think me eating a fucking pound of cashews before I go to bed at night is a fucking mental illness. When I’m looking for fulfillment in the outside world. I thinks you’re targeted.

Mattew Souza (25:53):

I think the mental illness is the biggest issue we face. I mean, you see it in the fentanyl crisis in our

Sevan Matossian (25:58):

Well then that’s like regulation

Mattew Souza (25:59):


Sevan Matossian (25:59):

And the way and everyone

Mattew Souza (26:00):

Thinking and Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (26:01):

I I I would even say that the, the whole world has a mental illness, but it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s it’s on degrees. But there’s a thing I wouldn’t even call it a mental. Yeah. Uh, uh, I wouldn’t even call it a mental illness until, um, until it has. Hmm. I don’t, I, I, I don’t know. Start, you

Mattew Souza (26:21):

Know that thing, the relationships around you?

Sevan Matossian (26:23):

Well, you know that thing about alcohol. They say if you regret what you did when you were drunk, then you’re an alcoholic.

Mattew Souza (26:29):

Or you’re in your twenties.

Sevan Matossian (26:31):

Right? Like, um, like I called someone the other day when I was drunk and I, and, and I, and I keep playing the conversation over and over my head and I’m like, maybe I should, maybe, I wonder if that person knew I was drunk. And like, I’m like, well that could be a sign that I have a drinking problem.

Mattew Souza (26:44):


Sevan Matossian (26:46):

Um, there, here we go. 12 daily doses. Not sure you really know what real mental illness is, brother.

Mattew Souza (26:53):

He’s probably referring to me and not you. Cuz you lived and worked there for multiple years in that environment.

Sevan Matossian (26:59):

No, he would love to say that about me. Oh, e even. Yeah. Even though I worked in a home for mentally disabled adults for fucking five years,

Mattew Souza (27:05):

And I would sure hope that he would’ve watched that.

Sevan Matossian (27:07):


Mattew Souza (27:07):

Hey, by the time he made that,

Sevan Matossian (27:09):

And, and, and don’t forget that I was homeless, but I don’t have any tattoos or crazy piercings. You

Mattew Souza (27:15):

Would look good with a no piercing.

Sevan Matossian (27:16):

I still have my foreskin. My parents didn’t have a mental disorder.

Mattew Souza (27:20):

<laugh>. Mine did.

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

I’m gonna remove, listen, if we don’t remove the peanut, the the skin off the tip of your penis, kids are gonna make fun of you. And you couldn’t get an infection.

Mattew Souza (27:30):


Sevan Matossian (27:32):

You fucking eat Morons.

Mattew Souza (27:36):

Kids are,

Sevan Matossian (27:37):

Uh, I’m a Christian and I believe everything God does is great

Mattew Souza (27:41):


Sevan Matossian (27:42):

But that foreskin he fucked up. That’s his only spot. <laugh>. Dear God, please. Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. Please forgive all my fellow Christians <laugh> for removing the foreskin from their babies, some without anesthesia, causing them the most pain that they’ve ever had in their fucking life. Fucking nut jobs. It, it’d take a lot of ring for chevon’s nose, uh, uh, in the news today. A shortage of metal. You know, they’ve built buildings like that that are so fucking big and need so much metal and glass that it puts a shortage on the market. Wow. And glass and metal. Yeah. At least I’ve read that.

Mattew Souza (28:23):


Sevan Matossian (28:26):

Uh, Natalie Bates tattoos don’t equal mental illness. So you’re telling me, bear with me here, Natalie. Okay. You’re telling me that you’re sitting around and you’re compelled to get a, uh, uh, let’s say you’re an Armenian guy and you’re, you’re compelled to get a, um, what’s uh, what, what’s that thing that they, with the tri, like a tribal Yeah. Tribal. Here you’re comp compelled to get tribal tattoos on your arms and, uh, a huge one on your calf.

Mattew Souza (28:56):


Sevan Matossian (28:58):

And you’re telling me that, that, that, that makes, uh, that makes sense. That, that, that you, you know, the origins of that thought, where that came from, that, that’s like a, uh, a, a message you channel from God instead of it being something that like you’re trying to avoid facing something else that needs to be dealt with you. Because that, that, that I think is at the essence of, of mental illness. Right. It manifests because you, you look for a cure in the outside world.

Mattew Souza (29:27):


Sevan Matossian (29:28):

That’s the sort of the, the mental illness is, let’s say one of the components of mental illness is a perseveration of thought. Oh, well, that, that, I mean, transgenderism is a mental illness and it’s time we seriously discuss the dangers. Here’s the thing. Fuck those people. How about the people who are fucking encouraging it? How about the ki like you, by the way, any parent could give their kid a mental illness. Go into your ro, go in, take your belt off, go into the room at four in the morning.

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