#879 – We’re Back | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:03):

Sorry about being a minute late here. I had no excuse. I was sitting here the whole time fiddling

Sevan Matossian (00:09):


Sevan Matossian (00:11):

Fiddling with the internet. I was thinking about calling Hillary this morning. He didn’t did, did he say yesterday he was gonna start doing the rogue challenges? Did Andrew Hiller say that? Like, we were wondering if they tested for the juice and he was wondering if he was gonna start doing the rogue challenges? We were asking if he could do the rogue challenges.


Anyway, it looks like they got another one. It’s called the ski lift challenge. April 14th. From April 14th to April 24th. Two week window to do it. 2000 meter skier. Uh, one set of max unbroken deadlifts. I wonder what the weight is on those deadlifts. Uh, challenge details. You get a, oh, let’s see. Uh, how come they don’t just tell you front and center what the, um, weight of the, uh, deadlift is? I’ll show you the, um, I got an e I saw the email this morning. Oh, they even have a little video. I don’t know if I can play that. I don’t know how rogue handles that shit.


Uh, once the athlete completes the 2000 meters, the athlete will need to call out the time showing on the monitor. At this time, the two minute respiratory starts, as the gym timer continues to count up, the athlete may not perform any warmup deadlift reps during this period. The athlete should remain in clear view of the camera for the entire duration. Where the hell is the weight on this deadlift? Anyone know? Anyone gonna write? Write it in the, uh, oh, here we go. Here. Uh oh. There’s weight classes too. Wow. Looks like there’s some weight classes over here for boys. 14 and older. Three weight classes. Crazy. Oh, here we go. This might be the weight over here. Nope. Nope. Is anyone saying in the comments what it is? Oh, 200% of body weight? Is that what it is? Or are you fucking with me?


It’s double body weight. That’s why it doesn’t say the weight. It’s just double what your body weight is. I’m looking for a number. Uh oh. Okay. I see. I see. You’re right. Okay. Uh, the female division is, the deadlift load is 150% of your body weight rounded to the nearest five pound increment. Rounded up or rounded down, rounded to the nearest. A scaled, uh, is, uh, 100% of body weight. Okay. And the dudes is 200. So Hillary would take his body weight times it by, so he’d have to do max reps at 400 if he’s a 200 or, geez. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That’s crazy.


Jay Hartle. Bam. YouTube feels like home. Anyway. I wonder if, uh, I wonder if Hillary’s gonna do that. I mean, I think he should. Although, 2000 meters on the skier sounds absolutely, uh, atrocious. Uh, holding his cock. Here I am. Good to see you, Jeffrey. Birchfield. Good to see you clock. Good to see you. Patrick Anderson. Mr. Anderson, uh, good to see you. Jesus. Louise. Good to see you. Michelle. Shanks. You know, I knew a guy named, uh, Michael Shanks. He was, uh, he was this, I, it’s kind of an interesting story. There’s this, there’s this model named Taylor Hill. I wonder if, if I can find her on the internet. Taylor Hill, uh, Instagram. Let’s see. Jesus Instagram. Holy shit. Holy shit. This chick has 23 million followers. Holy shit.


Wow. That’s crazy. So Greg had this friend named Jim Jordan. He’s been on this show. He’s a photographer. He lives, he lives like in the same neighborhood as, uh, pretty successful photographer, very successful lives in the same neighborhood as, uh, Justin Bieber and the Kardashians mom. Anyway, the Greg hadn’t, this was Greg’s friend growing up, this photographer. And, uh, and Greg hadn’t seen him in, I, I’m just gonna make this up. 20 years. And then we met, they were reuniting and we went to dinner in Los Angeles. And it was the first time that they hadn’t seen each other, let’s say in 20 years. And he showed up with this little girl, with him, like little girl.


Uh, no fucking way. Was she 18? I’m gonna guess she was. I don’t know. She was fucking, she just seemed like a little kid to me. I’m gonna say 14 and, uh, maybe 15. Fuck. I don’t know, maybe 12. Fuck. I don’t know. But she was young and she was tiny. This tiny little kid. And, uh, it was one of his models. And she showed up and we all had dinner. And she was, she was, I, we were out. It was late. It was like 10 30 and she started getting tired and like basically falling asleep. And my wife was there and Greg told Jim, he said, Hey, if, if you want to hang out and stay with us, I’ll get a hotel room for that, your, your model. And Haley can take her up to her room. My wife was there, Haley was there. So Greg rented this chick room, and then Haley took her to her room. And then I saw this girl at the CrossFit game a few times.


It was kind of a trip watching her, watching her change at every year. I saw her. Anyway, she was dating this guy, uh, Michael Shank for like, I don’t know, 10 years or something that, that I also became friends. I became friends with him. I didn’t become friends with her, but fuck man, I didn’t realize she became so fucking popular. She looks like, like, like she’s like a rich model. Like, she like makes a real living, dressing in nice clothes, man. So much for, you know, how I like giant heads so much for giant heads. Her head’s tiny.


Look at you. She even looks hot in this blurry photo. I guess maybe I’d look hot in the blurry photo too. God, this is a great picture. Anyway, small world. What’s her name again? Taylor Hill. Alright, now she’s an adult. I wish I made a living dressing up, uh, like a girl. And she actually is a girl. So it’s kind of, it’s like, kind of cool. Thank you. I always look hot. Thank you. Wait till I, shit, I’m gonna, I’m about to get a fucking crazy haircut. I dunno if it’s crazy, but I’m gonna take off a year’s worth of hair.


Uh, d uh, dick sucker, uh, over under YouTube band, Savon. Again, I don’t know what over under means, but I, you do not wanna know my opinion on it. The fact that someone went back and watched an episode from a month ago that got me banned means that it’s almost, it’s almost like certain, it’s almost certain. Unless I were to just go back and erase the entire library of content, it’s the only way I can think. Um, it’s the only way I can think. Hey, Hillary didn’t like the fact that I’m pushed into a corner here. I think he’s right. I think maybe it makes the vibe too intense for the show. I think maybe I need to, I liked it better when there was more space behind me. Like visually better feng shui, better feng shui. I, I know it’s a betting line, I just don’t, I just don’t know what it means.


Erase it pussy. Yeah. You really, I know I thought about it, right? It’s kind of like, it’s some kind of weird attachment that I should just, I should go back and erase the last 790 episodes. And the thing is, I would only erase them from YouTube. So, um, uh, uh, what, uh, Greg wants to know what specifically got you banned talking about the 49ers. Uh, tranies are just being crazy. I, I think it was, uh, talking about how that, uh, I said that if you wanna buy 49 er tickets, um, you should go stand in line with, uh, adequate, uh, payment method in your pocket. And when it’s your turn, uh, address the person at the ticket counter and say, hi, how are you? And tell ’em how many tickets you want and pay for ’em. They didn’t like that. Cuz that’s not up to w h o guidelines, which I fully support now.


Not for me <laugh> for you guys. I’m crazy. I I just, I just think you should, I just think you should CrossFit and You’ll and 49 er tickets will fall right in your lap. You’ll meet a 49 er, you’ll meet, go to your local CrossFit gym, you meet a 49 er cheerleader and you’ll get a ticket. That’s, that’s what I uh, that’s what I think. Oh, here. Okay, here we go. Uh, after that stunt you pulled on, uh, the, uh, San Diego Chargers, are they still in San Diego? Why do I think they’re in Las Vegas now? Wherever the fuck they are. After that stunt you pulled on, uh, the San Diego Chargers, she’ll be digging through your videos. You think that really? I don’t think that was a stunt dude. I think I was pretty fucking cool.


I think I was pretty, I think I was pretty fucking cool. Seriously, you, you can’t, like if someone, if, if I, if I was telling you like, Hey, for some reason I can’t lose weight and then I told you late and, but I eat healthy. And then later on I told you I ate half a cheesecake and you don’t call me on it, you’re a douche. You’re kind of a pussy. So I dunno. So I I I think actually she’ll like me for it. So that’s that. Do you think she gets a lot of men hitting on her from her Instagram? A lot of dudes hitting on her. I bet you she does.


I don’t, uh, I I don’t really like this. Um, ambiguity is not my, uh, I don’t like ambiguity. Just say what you want to say. Just say it. I don’t, I don’t want to have to speculate why this dude, I, this guy Benny Johnson gives a lot of good information and he’s a hard worker and, uh, but there’s always so much ambiguous stuff or, or hyperbole in his shit. But th this is interesting, but like, I want, I wanna know what, what did this guy say? Whistleblower, uh, Biden knew about Barisma, but just tell me and then, and then this guy, Steve Lodges more obvious than OJ is guilty. I don’t know. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (11:43):

Went to the FBI and filled out their witness tip line. There’s a website. You fill out all these tips, uh, these web, web directions and I submitted it. If you lie to the FBI, when you’re submitting a tip like that, you can go to jail. I’m not lying. I’m telling the truth. Joe Biden is lying. Joe Biden is a criminal. That’s the bottom line. I don’t care if he goes to Timbuktu or Island anywhere. He’s a criminal and I’ve got the evidence.

Sevan Matossian (12:11):

What is the evidence? Stop saying that. Stop the name calling. Just tell us what it is. You sound like a fucking libtard.

Speaker 3 (12:18):

If they put me in front of the grand jury that’s right. Now seated in Wilmington with special prosecutor David Weiss, my testimony becomes the evidence that will put him in jail or

Sevan Matossian (12:31):

Fantastic of the That’s fantastic. Uh, we suspect something weird did happen in the Ukraine and now people are dying there. Uh, and Dear sir, uh, uh, Mr. Whistleblower, uh, uh, Mike McCormick, former house, uh, stenographer, please. What is the evidence?

Speaker 3 (12:48):

Well, uh, lead to his impeachment probably lead to his impeachment first.

Sevan Matossian (12:53):

Okay, that’s fantastic.

Speaker 4 (12:55):

You’re, so, you’re saying that Joe Biden wasn’t going to Ukraine to fight corruption. Joe Biden was going to Ukraine to help the natural gas industry at the time. He knew that his son was on the board of the biggest natural gas business conglomerate in Ukraine.

Sevan Matossian (13:14):

So what, so what You sound like the young Turks just say it, by the way. I like that guy. What’s that guy’s name on Fox? That guy’s good. Jeff something. What’s that guy’s name? The host of that show?

Speaker 3 (13:32):

That’s exactly right. I went to the FBI and filled out their witness tip line. There’s a website. You fill out all these tips, uh, these web, web directions and I submitted it. If you lie to the FBI, when you’re submitting a tip like that, you can go to jail. I’m not lying. I’m telling the truth. Joe Biden is lying. Joe Biden is a criminal. That’s the bottom line. I don’t care if he goes to Timbuktu or Island or anywhere. He’s a criminal. And I’ve got the evidence

Sevan Matossian (14:02):

Because you’ve got the ev Okay, can you tell us what it is? Please? I’m asking you nicely. I’m sorry for calling you Libtard, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (14:08):

It’s if they put me in front of the grand jury that’s right. Now seated in Wilmington with special prosecutor David Weiss, my testimony becomes the evidence that will put him in jail or will, uh, lead to his impeachment probably lead to his impeachment First.

Speaker 4 (14:26):

You’re so you’re saying that Joe Biden wasn’t going to Ukraine

Sevan Matossian (14:29):

Jesus crime. That thing just plays in the loop and we’re never gonna hear anything new. I just say what it is. Quit acting like that. Just say it. And all that hot air, uh, Plange, uh, he’s lost. Someone helped Plange out. Uh, is the ch is the, is the chat room gone now? Now the chat room’s outta control this morning. Show’s going off. It’s insane. You, you’re on Twitch still, which is cool. Um, but you can come back here to YouTube as 12, uh, daily doses and do your shit. Did you get booted again? I don’t think so. How could you couldn’t get booted? No. Unless you got booted last night. I don’t think so. Yeah, YouTube’s back. My God. Someone help him out, please. Okay, thank you. So plans needs one of those people. You know, like at the, um, when you go to see a play, they got like an old person with a flashlight who has no business fucking directing anything. He needs one of those people to help him back to YouTube.


Those old people volunteer so they can see the play for free. Even those people get power hungry, like those little g those guys with the flashlights. I thought this was interesting that there, there’s something here that I, I don’t know what it is, but I wanted to point out that I wanted to point out that you could put a really cool guy in front of a bike. Like, so this girl, sorry, let me show you what I’m talking about there. This is at some, obviously some mo motorcycle show in Europe. It they’re talking some foreign language like Italian or something. And there’s this girl and this who’s absolutely gorgeous and young, and she got her shirt unzipped and she’s bent over and she’s sitting on this motorcycle, this crazy motorcycle, right? And she’s sitting there and I don’t know what they’re saying, but what I’m guessing they’re saying is, is that, uh, she, they’re making jokes that these boys are staring at the motorcycle when there’s this gorgeous chick, uh, sitting on the bike and they should be staring at her. And these, look at these boys are like staring at the parts, right?


But what’s interesting is, is that girl may get people to come to the bike, right? But if you put a really cool guy there who says he owns that bike and rides that bike, I think you sell more. I don’t think she sells bikes. I don’t think she sells bikes. I think she draws people to the bike, which is cool. I mean, you’re crazy if you don’t love beautiful women. But I think if you have a cool ass guy there, like, I’m trying to think who, like Rich. You put Rich just there and he’s just standing there answering questions about the bike and he’s like, yeah, I own that bike. I don’t know if sex sells. Does it? I mean, I guess Rich is sexy too, but I mean, like, you could put like, I’m not buy, I’m going over there to look at that bike because maybe that chick is hot. Well, that’s true too, Trish. That’s true. Little boys ain’t buying that bike. That’s true. But, but dudes are just like girls. They want to be cool. They, and they, if another cool dude has that bike, they’re more, they’re more likely to get that bike anyway. What do I know? What do I know about selling anything? What the fuck do I know? I don’t know. Shit.


Uh, sex sells on the strip all day long. Sex sells on the strip. What strip? Like the strip in, um, Amsterdam where the ladies stand around in the windows. I know I don’t like boo. I never heard that term Booth babes. But I think it’s stupid. I avoid those booths. Like if I go to like some show and there’s like, like, like if I went to the CrossFit games and that Monster Energy had a booth there with a bunch of like skanks in it. Sorry, I’m just gonna say what it is. Beaver meat. Uh, I, I would avoid it like the plague. I have no interest in going over there. Zero.


I’d rather like just sit in the stands and like have a competition with my friends Who can find the hottest chick? Uh, geez Louise. The move is to stand behind your lady to look at other ladies. You’re gonna get us all in trouble. Uh, okay. Uh, Dawn here. Holy dawn, Dawn. Oh shit. Holy shit. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, we have a winner for the craziest trolling profile picture ever in the history of the seven podcast. 800 shows in there it is, ladies and gentlemen. Someone take a screenshot of that. Bruce, are you in here? We need that on the, uh, Instagram account. This is fucking crazy.


Don Fall wearing a tube top. We’re gonna get to tube tops. Is that a tube top or a sports bra? Uh, with long hair. That’s tranny Dawn. That’s crazy. I’m gonna send that to him. That is fucking crazy. Tranny Dawn in the house. Uh, nah. You need a regular guy standing by the bike and this girl hanging off him saying, guys who own this bike are sexy. Holy shit. Holy shit Don Fall. My god. That is insane. My goodness. Uh, it’s like whenever the waiter waitress at Twin Peaks or Hooter sits down at the booth with you to take your order, I’m always so fucking embarrassed for them. It works on older men though. Older men. Fuck you. Wait, but true. Uh, good morning, sir. Have a phenomenal weekend. Olsen dudes, man. Thanks. I’m excited. You know what I’m doing today. Uh, uh, Mr. Olson, I’m headed to, yeah, A couple days ago, my kid had his worst skateboarding accident ever.


Uh, it was last week. It stopped him from doing Jiujitsu all week. He dropped in on this huge, it’s as big as avert wall in in Santa Cruz County, and proud to say, and uh, he, thank God he didn’t crash when he was dropping in, but when he was at the bottom, he thinks he hit a rock and he spun off and he’s got all sorts of road rash and all sorts of parents and people have been texting me and being like, Hey, is he done skating? I’m like, what? Anyway, he skated like a savage yesterday in Sunnyvale, California. But today I’m gonna take him back to the scene of the crime and I’m gonna see, I’m, I mean, I’m not gonna push him to do it, but I’m curious how he’s gonna react. Yeah, that’s d e i dawn. Nice. Anyway, I know you could relate to that.


You know, I was thinking, um, uh, I don’t know if this is true, but for any of you who wonder how good my kids are at other shit, like I show a lot of skateboarding shit, but my kids do equally as much, um, tennis and jiujitsu and, uh, as they do skateboarding. So if you ever curious how good they are at that shit, it’s just, it’s interesting when I post Jiujitsu stuff or tennis stuff, no one gets all excited, but fuck, my kids are so great at that shit. It’s crazy. It’s crazy crazy. And when you’re around other, when you’re, when I take ’em anywhere where people know jujitsu, like people just know right away it’s like, holy shit. Or if I take ’em to the part, to the, to the local, uh, tennis courts, people see my kids and they’re like, holy fuck. So it’s kind of cool. I’m so proud of it. Anyway, thanks for the money Mr. Olson. It’s awesome. I love it. 12 daily doses.


99 99. Great to be back on YouTube. Chevy baby. Thank you. I want you to know that I signed up. I’m gonna sign up for a gun course with that Money Gun Safety course in your Honor. And I’m gonna vote for, uh, a Democrat. Sev. I’m not a Democrat. Okay, fine. Uh, sev, when you buy Morning Chocolate, we need a a few spinoff podcast shows CrossFit programming one with JR and others in Nerdy stats. One with Halpin and Tyler Watkins. Yeah, you’re probably right. I wanted to do all that stuff on my channel. I just don’t want to do it. I don’t want to be on every show.


I don’t want to be on every show. Um, um, but I wanted to do that and I was, I don’t know if you guys know I am serious. Like I would help them resuscitate life into that fucking shit. Hole woke rag. I like Katie Gannon. I don’t know, I, um, I’m that guy Joe who works over there. I I spoke with him once on the phone for like 30 minutes. Um, it like, and I, and they got rid of that other fucking, I think they got rid of that woke douche from Outside Magazine. That Canadian dude. Sorry. Canada.


Uh, Mr. Watkins. I don’t wanna do that. I hate stats. Oh, stop. You’re great with stats. Stop. Wait, I, I, by the way, yesterday I didn’t mention, um, uh, Mr. Spin and Tyler and John Young did a live show over on Spins. I re we, yesterday I did a state of the Union on all the, uh, media outlets in the CrossFit space and I missed at least 20 of ’em. And one of ’em was spin and I woke up this morning kind of in a sweat about it cause I really liked that dude. And he’s awesome. Look at Dante Castro. Kind of got the Will Branstetter to look. Sev, why aren’t you going to crash crescendo? Uh, cuz it’s 3000 miles from my house and I have a 20 mile travel limit. So it’s 2,980 miles past my travel limit.


Devesh Maharaj, the hammer Chevy is definitely a little more than a little crazy. I’m so fucking normal. I’m boring as fuck. Also, kapa Gabe Starz did a phenomenal podcast last week about kids moving. Oh, where’s that at? Where’s that at? Who’s Gabe? I’d like to see that. Thank you. That spin show is good. Yeah, I should look at it. John Young. So underrated. It’s crazy. He’s so good. Uh, Jonathan Ortega Savan. I sent Jason CF Media dm. He said he is alive and well. And we’ll be doing video soon. Okay. That’s good to hear. Thank you. Damn. Look at you.


Okay. Uh, this is, this is a topic that’s been near and dear to me for a long time. Uh, we’ll let, I’ll play this. Uh, you know, first, um, this is gonna be hard. My take on this is gonna be hard for some of you to process. Uh, it’s, it’s um, it’s one of those things. It’s like black, no, it’s not like black licorice, like black licorice. I really don’t like the taste of, but I, but I really enjoy eating it. Um, it’s probably more like fat girls. Like they’re fat. And some people might think that that’s offensive to call them fat, but like, I actually don’t find fat girls unattractive. So I I I don’t see the negativity in it other than for health reasons. So I, I, I, we’ll play this and then, and then we’ll talk. But this is, this is, this has been a subject that I have a lot of opinion, I have strong opinions about that. I just don’t ever, I’ve never had the opportunity and I’m so glad this girl kind of brings it up to the, uh, forefront. Let’s listen to what she has to say. Here. We

Speaker 5 (26:43):

Look at this. I can’t wear a tube top cuz it looks stupid. It’s just like, it’s like sliding down. These are my pecs up here. I got my boobs down here and it just like, are we ready? Look at, that’s stupid. It looks stupid. Stay up. Even so, even so, I just wanna look cute guys,

Sevan Matossian (27:11):

Look at this. First of all, take that. First of all, you are cute. Don’t worry about anything. Second of all, take that fucking stupid ass fucking nose ring outta your face. Nobody thinks that’s cute. At most someone thinks it means you suck dick on the first date at mo at at best. That’s like the best thing and mentally ill and you, you’re into oral. Just any, any, the more holes you have in the, in your face, the more you think the more guys think that you suck Dick on the first date. That think of that as just a general, a general, a pattern of Mayo thought it might not even be true, but I’m just telling you as a general male pattern of thought, the more holes you have in your face, the more men think, oh, you, I can put my penis in your mouth.


Um, but two, what, what, what the fuck did Matt Burns just write? What did I see up here? That’s hot dude. Tube top is the worst shirt ever. Thank you. I appreciate it. Fair assumption. Yeah, it’s, it’s just the, it’s, it’s just, uh, I know, I know. I, I, I, it’s, it’s not, um, I I I know it’s j so judgmental. I’m just saying it’s like, um, if I see a car, if I see a small car that’s red with like crazy angles and shit and I don’t recognize it, I, I think it’s a sports car and it’s fast, even though it’s not, it might not be like a Miata might not be fast, but yeah, for every nose ring, belly ring for every ring, like, and there’s a certain number of rings where like, my penis just lives in your mouth all the time and you just, you’re a cum guzzler.


I mean, to be just completely disgusting and crass. But that’s, I I’m not telling you that’s the general thought. Like more than 51% of the guys have that instinct, got a hole in your tongue, all that shit. Just so just, and no one finds it attractive. It’s a, but it sends a signal that something’s wrong with a little wrong with you. Look it, he look it, he noses ring is hot and he agrees with me. You see that we’re not e we’re not even saying the same thing. And yet I know exactly what he means. Yes. I I know. Yeah. We all, we all know it doesn’t even matter if it’s true or not. But anyway, this chick is so fucking cute, perfect skin. But that I agree. Tube tops. Never, ever wear a tube top. Almost never. It’s not that we hate them, they just don’t flatter your body. They’re just not flattering. I know. It’s absolutely ridiculous. I’m telling you it’s absolutely ridiculous. I, I, I don’t not disagree there either. Um, uh, sev had a tong ring. Fuck you. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Tube. Uh, sema Beaver a tube top should only be used for tanning. There’s, why would you do that to your boobs? That’s not even a no.

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