Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Live crazy. Bam. We’re live. Caleb, what’s up?
Andrew Hiller (00:03):
Hey. How do you feel? You’re doing all of
Sevan Matossian (00:05):
That? Andrew Hiller. Hi. What, say it again.
Andrew Hiller (00:07):
How do you, how do you feel after doing all of that?
Sevan Matossian (00:09):
I, um, I’m actually surprised at how good, uh, the content I watched is, was I was ac I’m actually quite pleasantly surprised.
Andrew Hiller (00:18):
Oh, that’s good to hear.
Sevan Matossian (00:20):
Yeah. Quite, quite pleasant.
Andrew Hiller (00:21):
90 people on already, dude. Quite
Sevan Matossian (00:24):
Pleasantly surprised. We’re back on a, on a Thursday evening, the first live show back. Trish Dick Butter. Trish Dick Butter. Jeffrey Birchfield. J Harle
Andrew Hiller (00:35):
Be here.
Sevan Matossian (00:36):
Oh my goodness. Jessica Pearson. Uh, should I change my name to Jess? Grab Dee’s nuts. Uh, do you think Sev would get it or no? I, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Heidi crew. Oh my goodness. So good to see all you guys. Wow. I didn’t realize I missed you guys. Holy shit. Look at this. The clock is here.
Andrew Hiller (00:59):
She’s here.
Sevan Matossian (01:00):
Who’s here?
Andrew Hiller (01:01):
Sarah Cox.
Sevan Matossian (01:02):
Oh, you did see her? She’s, yeah. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (01:05):
Uh, super sticker.
Sevan Matossian (01:06):
Amen. Amen. Sarah Cox. Thank you. Oh, my good. Extra sloppy. Thank you. Oh yeah. Dear Sarah Cox. Thank
Andrew Hiller (01:15):
You. Everyone’s gonna make up for the week off <laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (01:18):
Uh, extra sloppy. Welcome back. What’s the latest on the 49ers? Yeah. You know, I missed the 49ers game though, but thanks for asking. I appreciate it. You see that? I ain’t stupid. I ain’t stupid <laugh>. Let me tell you how stupid I’m not. I’m going back to Sarah Cox. Listen, everyone listen. C ca hormones.com and, uh, I think they finally have a product for me. I’m, I’m, I am. Uh, I been talking to, I’ve been talking to Andrew Hiller about these pep pep peptides that could possibly help my bicep. Hey, that hanging helps.
Andrew Hiller (01:54):
Yeah. Right?
Sevan Matossian (01:54):
That hanging helped.
Andrew Hiller (01:56):
Just wait until you get that cupping set and you’re gonna be ready to roll.
Sevan Matossian (01:58):
No shit. That’s, that’s the cupping set. Uh, let me ask Caleb real quick here. Uh, Caleb, is there any way I can hurt myself? I’m doing cupping without, uh, if I’m not a professional or is cupping pretty benign?
Caleb Beaver (02:12):
It’s pretty, it’s pretty benign. All right. I don’t
Andrew Hiller (02:15):
Think it’s on the other day.
Sevan Matossian (02:16):
Like, if I keep it off my cheerio and off my ball sack, I should be good.
Caleb Beaver (02:21):
Well, if you put it on your Cheerio and your ball sack, well, if you put it on your balls side, you make it bigger, put it on your Cheerio. Might be an issue. Prolapse your asshole.
Andrew Hiller (02:28):
You could pull some stuff out of there. Right.
Sevan Matossian (02:29):
Prolapse your asshole prolapse. Uranus.
Caleb Beaver (02:32):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.
Sevan Matossian (02:34):
God, that sounds unhealthy. Uh, uh, Mason Mitchell, welcome back. Thank you, Mason. Good to have you in your biceps here. Olivia. Hi. I hope you, I hope you moaned my name when you said it. Aon, at least that’s how I read it. Heidi Crew. 24 hour telethon, please.
Andrew Hiller (02:53):
Are we just not gonna get off
Sevan Matossian (02:55):
Jeremy? Eat World? I heard the real reason YouTube banned the show is because you wouldn’t say the B word. Hashtag words matter. Fair.
Andrew Hiller (03:02):
Which word? Which word’s? The B word?
Sevan Matossian (03:06):
Caleb.
Andrew Hiller (03:09):
Osei.
Sevan Matossian (03:10):
Thank you.
Andrew Hiller (03:11):
Oh, okay. <laugh>. I do know that word. Uh,
Sevan Matossian (03:16):
I’m, uh, I’m having trouble. Uh, I’m, I’ve been preaching a lot about acceptance lately in the last few days about like, that’s how, and, and I realize that I’m, I’m struggling to accept some things. What, what’s, that’s why I’ve been talking about so much. What,
Andrew Hiller (03:28):
What are you not accepting?
Sevan Matossian (03:29):
I’m not accepting that, uh, Caleb and, uh, and I’m not seeing Caleb and Matt Monday through Friday. I’m just not accepting it. I’m not accepting it and I’m just, it’s just making me, it’s like, it’s like going to school and your friends are sick.
Andrew Hiller (03:42):
What would happen if you were to do evening shows where they’re available, potentially?
Sevan Matossian (03:46):
Oh, I hate solution oriented people. Let me just fucking wallow in my shit. Mike,
Andrew Hiller (03:51):
Caleb, go like, we’ve presented it. He doesn’t want
Sevan Matossian (03:53):
To. No, he did. Caleb’s too. Chill. He’s like, this moron will figure it out. Sooner or later, I’m on every evening show.
Andrew Hiller (03:59):
Try presenting like one idea. And he is like, stop
Sevan Matossian (04:03):
<laugh>. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? Take a shower. No,
Andrew Hiller (04:08):
<laugh>. I’m waiting to see you.
Sevan Matossian (04:10):
Hey, that’s a good idea. Evening shows. That’s a good idea. Evening shows. We got an evening show coming up on Friday. James Newberry,
Andrew Hiller (04:17):
Because that’s cuz he is in Australia. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (04:20):
I guess
Andrew Hiller (04:22):
I heard he’s What’s getting a Brandon show happening?
Sevan Matossian (04:24):
I heard he is gonna be amazing. Uh, I I kind of, you know, what happens is I have to be so hyped up to do Danielle Brandon that when she falls off the radar, I ki it’s kind of hard for me to get back up to that spot again. So I kind of gotta like, build up, you know what I mean? It’s like going for, I’m guessing like going for a deadlift pr you go for it and then you gotta wait six weeks before you go for it again if like, if you fail, you know?
Andrew Hiller (04:43):
Did you try that deadlift the other
Sevan Matossian (04:45):
Day? I did. I got to 2 85 and, and, and I got to 2 85 and I was just like, you know what? I’m good. I’m like, I, I didn’t, I wasn’t agro.
Andrew Hiller (04:55):
So we’ll see you in six weeks then.
Sevan Matossian (04:57):
Yeah. Yeah. Ho Sema sema Beaver. Oh, that’s good. Holy
Andrew Hiller (05:04):
Shit. Holy shit. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (05:10):
Wow. That’s the best one. What?
Andrew Hiller (05:13):
I thought that was Caleb’s sister
Sevan Matossian (05:15):
<laugh>. That’s the greatest fucking name yet, isn’t it?
Andrew Hiller (05:18):
That’s pretty good. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (05:20):
Oh my. Cuz it’s got a little bit of slang in it too, right? Seema Beaver. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. You Seema Beaver. You Seema Beaver. Yeah. I saw my repentance for ig Private chats. Roasting Chevy Roasting fucked me with no lube. Someone sent it to me. I was like, my God. I would’ve never guessed from sema. Okay, this is the State of the Union show. This is the show where, uh, Hillary and I, uh, go through, uh, our, in, in and look at our, our Kingdom. Think of Hillary and I as as, uh, um, think of this as like Game of Thrones. And we’re the two kings.
Andrew Hiller (05:55):
Well, could I be betsi? Is that cool?
Sevan Matossian (05:58):
Yeah, sure. Someone powerful. All right. And we’re going and we’re going to, we’re going to judge, uh, many of the other, uh, FEMMs, the, the, the, the other castles in the land.
Andrew Hiller (06:13):
I’ve got something for you. I have a surprise. I I know you don’t, you don’t know what this thing is. Are are you ready for it?
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
Yeah, let’s see it.
Andrew Hiller (06:20):
All right. I’m gonna throw it on the screen.
Sevan Matossian (06:22):
Yeah. He’s Kamala. You saw that? That’s a good Bruce Wayne’s killing it.
Andrew Hiller (06:25):
Remember this thing?
Sevan Matossian (06:28):
This is Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (06:30):
So this is from three months ago.
Sevan Matossian (06:32):
And we, I do remember that. We can see
Andrew Hiller (06:33):
How every channel has grown or not since December 12th, 27th of 2022. If they’re all curious of doing that.
Sevan Matossian (06:42):
Yeah. That’s, wow. Look at you Mayhem t to me. I looked, lemme tell you which ones I looked at. I looked at, um, training Think Tank. I wa watched, uh, talking League Fitness. I did, uh, mayhem. I did Cred. Richie, Nate Edwardson, um, and then, and then others. I did, um, the Buttery Bros. I did Sporty Beth, I did Poor Sporty Beth, dude.
Andrew Hiller (07:02):
Oh, no.
Sevan Matossian (07:03):
<laugh>. Yeah. It’s bad. Why? Cause cause I went there and, and I saw some shit that I just kind of, I probably shouldn’t have seen death. Uh, I did, uh, um, Amanda Hari, I did, um, Jason CF Media. I did Morning Chaka. Um, I did, uh, uh, Pedro’s, uh, coffee wads and pods, and I did Clydesdale Media. Clydesdale Media is actually the most interesting one.
Andrew Hiller (07:29):
Okay. Which one do you wanna start with?
Sevan Matossian (07:31):
And that caught me totally off guard. Have you been over there lately and seen what the fuck’s going on over there?
Andrew Hiller (07:36):
Uh, have Yes. Yes, yes. But I don’t think I know what you’re talking
Sevan Matossian (07:41):
About. They’ve po they have three new shows and they’ve posted 16 pieces of content in the last six days and they got all sorts of shit scheduled, including Falkowski on the 18th. I just, someone over there is working their ass off.
Andrew Hiller (07:53):
Scott.
Sevan Matossian (07:54):
Well, a crew of people. I didn’t, yeah, they got a show over there called, um, the Clyde’s Dale Media Weight Loss Journey show.
Andrew Hiller (08:03):
Oh.
Sevan Matossian (08:04):
And then they had another show with Kat Shear interviewing a lady about couples, uh, uh, a marriage counselor about, uh, money. That one actually took too much of my time, cuz that one I found fascinating.
Andrew Hiller (08:15):
Oh, interesting. A marriage counselor
Sevan Matossian (08:18):
Who talks about, yeah. Uh, I’m so excited. I’m dripping. That’s Trisha’s Trisha’s been drinking.
Andrew Hiller (08:23):
That’s awesome.
Sevan Matossian (08:25):
Let, let me ask you this going to, are we going to Clyde’s Dale? Okay, fine. Yeah. Okay. Look at this show. Um, show me the money. Uh, 34 52. Right at the top right there. This, I, I would like to see a couple. I’d like to see a couple that’s got issues. Watch this show <laugh> and then just, that would be crazy. Dude. Carla. Hi Carla and her daughter. Hi. Um, ha. Who does your money in your, um, in your, in your, what do you call it, your fiance ship? What do you call it when you’re, when you are, you’re not married yet, right?
Andrew Hiller (09:06):
Not yet.
Sevan Matossian (09:07):
Yeah. Scott is a machine. He’s going, they’re going nuts over there. Who does your money?
Andrew Hiller (09:11):
That would be me.
Sevan Matossian (09:12):
All of it.
Andrew Hiller (09:13):
I’ve heard you talk about how Haley does everything on your end. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (09:16):
And my life’s gotten to the fact where, like, if I ne I just bills like, like I just saw, like the, um, pg e bill was put on my, uh, desk just now right before the show. And I, I opened it and it’s, it’s PE
Andrew Hiller (09:28):
Bill. Its that
Sevan Matossian (09:29):
A Pacific Gas and Electric. Okay. So that means she wants me to pay it. And then I opened it and it says that I didn’t pay it last month. So I get cr and it’s $843. It’s two months. So then I get crazy defensive. But, but I do it in a nice way, baby. What’s up? This says we’re a month behind. I can’t believe it.
Andrew Hiller (09:46):
Alexis is pretty good at just like, putting things in where they need to go. I, I, I like to look at the bills. Come in. I like to see it. Address it. Wait a minute. Why is this one $5 more than last month?
Sevan Matossian (09:58):
<laugh>. Oh, you do that?
Andrew Hiller (09:59):
Yeah. My dad used to do that too, so that’s why I keep,
Sevan Matossian (10:02):
Oh, I just pace shit when she puts it on the desk.
Andrew Hiller (10:06):
That desk right there.
Sevan Matossian (10:07):
No, no, no, no. I got another desk. Remember where I used to do my podcast? I still have that room set up too.
Andrew Hiller (10:12):
Interesting computer in there. You should just run a chill one day in there.
Sevan Matossian (10:16):
Yeah. Uh, it’s James Zack Smith stoked your back. Sevana and Crew. Hiller. I’m loving the Nope. And badass workouts.
Andrew Hiller (10:23):
Cool.
Sevan Matossian (10:24):
Yeah. Congrat, congratulations on the No Open.
Andrew Hiller (10:26):
Thank you. Thank you. It’s been cool. Did a show today on it.
Sevan Matossian (10:31):
I
Andrew Hiller (10:31):
Watched it more transparent.
Sevan Matossian (10:33):
I made a sexual innuendo in there.
Andrew Hiller (10:35):
I saw that. Yeah. I was wondering if that was you. That
Sevan Matossian (10:38):
Was me.
Andrew Hiller (10:38):
And, and then I stopped wondering as soon as I realized it was sexual. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (10:43):
Uh, yeah, the, the, they’re going off over there. Uh, if you, if you don’t make, uh, Clyde’s Dale a regular stop, I’m gonna, uh, we’ll just start there with Clyde’s Dale. I have it last on my list, but, uh, they got 16 pieces of content in the last six days. Uh, they got interviews with teen athletes, which was, uh, unique. That’s their most recent thing. It’s, I don’t understand the name of the show. It’s called the Copper Hopper, but whatever. They got another show called Live Happily Ever After with Cat Shear that show, uh, with the marriage counselor and, and money being an issue. Um, it’s episode 14. And what’s crazy is, is if you watch it long enough, um, if you got problems in the marriage and you think it’s about money, it’s not about money. And so that I, I’d like to see fucked up couples watch that show together.
Andrew Hiller (11:26):
What’s it, what’s it about?
Sevan Matossian (11:28):
It’s gonna, I it’s gonna be about just how to, how to unfuck your marriage, I guess.
Andrew Hiller (11:34):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (11:35):
I guess. Yeah. I don’t know if it’s, I only checked out episode 14. I hadn’t been over there in a while. I probably haven’t been to that state. There. There it is. And doesn’t that lady look like, like a good Jewish like marriage counselor?
Andrew Hiller (11:46):
She sure does. She needs to be a little bit more centered, but other than that,
Sevan Matossian (11:49):
She don’t give a fuck. She’s about to drop some truth bombs on you. You say it’s about money, but it’s not.
Andrew Hiller (11:56):
I I I want to go listen to it now.
Sevan Matossian (11:58):
Oh look ya is over there. You can also contribute non-financially to a relationship if one earns more than the other,
Andrew Hiller (12:04):
Like, like sexual favors,
Sevan Matossian (12:06):
<laugh>. I don’t know. Just don’t do the money. Let let the girl do it and you just pay shit she puts on your desk. That’s what I do.
Andrew Hiller (12:15):
Alexis was 100% the breadwinner for a lot of our relationship.
Sevan Matossian (12:21):
Yeah, I was homeless. I lived with Haley. We got that. I got that shit figured out.
Andrew Hiller (12:25):
I knew we were the same person.
Sevan Matossian (12:27):
Sarah Cox, 1999. See, there’s another woman just taking care of me.
Andrew Hiller (12:31):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (12:33):
Story of my life. I was triggered by Yash too. I’m like that show. Oh, that show is, uh, is Yaha Foreigner?
Andrew Hiller (12:43):
Yeah, I think so.
Sevan Matossian (12:44):
Yeah. I don’t know if a marriage counselor works in the United States also works in India or wherever he’s at. I
Andrew Hiller (12:49):
Think he’s in the uk.
Sevan Matossian (12:51):
Oh.
Andrew Hiller (12:51):
Oh, he’s a bug in here. Oh, hey, look at this. To Clyde’s Dale Media only say nice things. He’s right there. She whoever worked the panel. All right. We’ve been good thus far.
Sevan Matossian (13:02):
Uh, uh, anyway, so Clyde’s Dale is does have a live shows. They have a bunch of live shows scheduled. The one that caught my eye is, uh, Falkowski. I think I fucked that relationship up and he’d never come on the show or I’m too scared to ask him. But either way, April 18th, uh, I, uh, that’s the one. If you’re gonna, uh, watch that channel, I’d, uh, definitely be over there by then. They got tons of content. So go check it. Check it out. Pardon? Pardon me? You’ve
Andrew Hiller (13:23):
Never had Fork Kowski?
Sevan Matossian (13:24):
No. I invited him once and, and he DMed me back. Uh, something cordial. I’ll, I’ll leave it at that. Uh, Michael c fifth, $50 50 Oh
Andrew Hiller (13:34):
Boy.
Sevan Matossian (13:35):
For every year I’ve been alive except for one. Thank you.
Andrew Hiller (13:40):
<laugh>. Yeah, that’s, yeah. $1 short. It was great and all, but it could have been a dollar better.
Sevan Matossian (13:46):
Uh, buttery bros. Went to see Miranda Alcaraz and Julio and Alcaraz.
Andrew Hiller (13:54):
Yeah, I saw that.
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
Uh, what,
Andrew Hiller (13:56):
What, 10 minutes into that video. Did I miss anything? I haven’t been,
Sevan Matossian (14:00):
Uh, great editing, great music, great bodies and special appearance. Bye.
Andrew Hiller (14:10):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (14:11):
An old, an old crush of mine.
Andrew Hiller (14:14):
Is that a is that a male?
Sevan Matossian (14:15):
No, it’s when I was into girls.
Andrew Hiller (14:19):
I I I I totally thought that you brought up the clip at the point in which the crush was there.
Sevan Matossian (14:24):
No, and she’s in a bathing suit.
Andrew Hiller (14:27):
That’s a guy in a bathing suit right
Sevan Matossian (14:29):
There. No, this is a girl. Oh, look at Christine <laugh>. Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (14:39):
I’m waiting for it. I
Sevan Matossian (14:40):
Saw it. I saw it. She said it. Christine said it. I got nothing else to say. Uh, Savon is a good dude for not being a grammar Nazi. And I’m a ill, my typing errors in everyone else’s. I, I never care about stuff. Olivia, thank you. Yes.
Andrew Hiller (14:55):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (14:56):
That was crazy. I didn’t even know where she came from. What the fuck is she doing? I, they don’t even explain how she’s there. All of a sudden I’m just like, whoa.
Andrew Hiller (15:04):
She’s in the Ice Barrel
Sevan Matossian (15:05):
Games Champ. 2008 games Champ.
Andrew Hiller (15:09):
I’ve been in that thing
Sevan Matossian (15:10):
At that house. That one.
Andrew Hiller (15:11):
I’ve been in that exact ice barrel.
Sevan Matossian (15:14):
I wish you had a story like you jerked off in there and he floated in your semen.
Andrew Hiller (15:17):
Well, you cut me off.
Sevan Matossian (15:19):
Oh, sorry. Go ahead. <laugh>.
Andrew Hiller (15:20):
What’s walking there? He floated in my semen <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (15:24):
Uh, Marsden is funny. Uh, uh, Mar Marsden’s funny. Uh, he’s great. It was good. It was good. It it, it was good. It was calm. Their, their, their quality. It kind of pisses me off.
Andrew Hiller (15:38):
What, what about it?
Sevan Matossian (15:39):
Because I, it’s not like, it’s like I’m, I want to tell you I didn’t like it, but I watched all 34, 16 minutes of it. Never, never once was I like, I want to turn this off. Never, never ever, ever. I was never like, I’m board or I’m wasting my time. Or I was
Andrew Hiller (15:56):
Is that the same for every Buttery Bros video or this one in in particular?
Sevan Matossian (15:59):
I don’t know. I guess for all the ones I’ve watched, I’d never feel like turn ’em off. And there’s, there’s like four or five commercials in it, and the commercials I’m not even tripping on. I’m not even like, you fucking pushers of whoop or whatever. It’s just like commercial. Yeah. Just, it just, I don’t know. They just, they just cruise through it. Yeah. There it is. Kate S’s just mad. Someone else is good. Yeah. Maybe that’s it.
Andrew Hiller (16:19):
You know, I’m always wanting to circle back to the whoop to see if it’s any better yet.
Sevan Matossian (16:24):
No, it’s, they
Andrew Hiller (16:25):
Can update those things, the firmware on ’em, but
Sevan Matossian (16:27):
They’re garbage.
Andrew Hiller (16:30):
Have you ever had Cottaged cheese on pizza?
Sevan Matossian (16:32):
And they’re Yo Heber is yoked.
Andrew Hiller (16:35):
I know.
Sevan Matossian (16:36):
Uh, have I ever, have I ever What? What
Andrew Hiller (16:39):
Had cottage cheese on pizza?
Sevan Matossian (16:41):
No, but I would.
Andrew Hiller (16:43):
You, you get the most garbage. This is what I used to do in college. It, Kate asked it earlier. You put cold cottage cheese on a pizza right out of the oven so you don’t burn the top of your mouth. It’s really good.
Sevan Matossian (16:55):
Okay. I’ll try it. Um, cottage cheese kind of goes good with everything, and yet it’s not really that good on its own. It’s kind of a trip.
Andrew Hiller (17:04):
<laugh>. I, I like cottage cheese. You get like
Sevan Matossian (17:07):
Those I have, I have no issues with cottage cheese.
Andrew Hiller (17:09):
Some people don’t like it.
Sevan Matossian (17:12):
I think you’re either Well, uh, most here’s the thing. It’s not that I’m upset that they’re good. It’s like that movie Avatar. I thought that movie was stupid, but the truth is it blows what
Andrew Hiller (17:23):
It blows.
Sevan Matossian (17:24):
Yeah. But I watched it in the movie theater in 3d and like five or six times I lost my breath. I was like, I was like holding my breath. I’m like, what the fuck? How is this movie doing that to me? So I, it’s hard for me to say it’s not good when I’m like, I don’t know. I I enjoy, I enjoyed the Buttery Bros thing. I’m gonna leave it at that.
Andrew Hiller (17:41):
You’re saying that they’re James Cameron, the buttery bros are the James Cameron of the CrossFit space.
Sevan Matossian (17:48):
Well, dude, I watched a Craig Ritchie video
Andrew Hiller (17:51):
And he is the whom?
Sevan Matossian (17:53):
<laugh>, I don’t fucking know, but I watched a video of them going, him going to Justin Madera’s house and holy shit. It’s unfucking watchable, dude.
Andrew Hiller (18:01):
Well, tell me why, because I haven’t seen that, but I’ve seen a lot of the recent ones and maybe I can
Sevan Matossian (18:07):
He’s charming. He’s good looking. He’s upbeat, he’s positive.
Andrew Hiller (18:12):
Okay. Check.
Sevan Matossian (18:15):
And the video sucks ass. There’s, there’s, there’s nothing in it for me. There’s, I never am. Like, uh, well that was cool actually, in my notes, I have that <laugh>, I have that. Um, that’s actually cool. Uh, and, but this is kind, you get to see who, um, Justin Madera’s camera guy is. And that’s his camera guy. That guy. His camera. Yeah. And his camera guy deadlift 600.
Andrew Hiller (18:38):
Holy.
Sevan Matossian (18:40):
So that’s cool to find out. Justin’s camera guy is also his steroid dealer.
Andrew Hiller (18:44):
<laugh>. That’s
Sevan Matossian (18:46):
<laugh>.
Andrew Hiller (18:47):
How many people do you know who can deadlift? 600?
Sevan Matossian (18:49):
None.
Andrew Hiller (18:51):
One. Who?
Sevan Matossian (18:52):
You
Andrew Hiller (18:53):
I can do it. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:54):
Yeah. Only, only you.
Andrew Hiller (18:55):
I don’t know very many. I think, uh, tailender can do it too.
Sevan Matossian (18:59):
Ca hormones.com is one of my, uh, is is my favorite sponsor. And, uh, you can go there and soon they’ll have offices in San Francisco. But right now their offices are located in Southern California. If you’re near there, you can get free blood work. Use the code word Sevan or Hiller or Andrew Hiller.
Andrew Hiller (19:16):
Just Hiller.
Sevan Matossian (19:17):
Just Hiller. And, uh, you get the free blood work. And, uh, then you get a free doctor’s consultation. And then you can make the decision whether you want to, uh, participate in this, uh, wonderful world of T R T.
Andrew Hiller (19:30):
Holy, holy what? Fergie
Sevan Matossian (19:35):
Greg C looking for recommendations on a ritual or prayer to recover from a fever, please advise <laugh>. Thanks for powering through c e o. Uh, I would highly recommend, uh, that you go to the W H O website and follow whatever guidelines they recommend.
Andrew Hiller (19:53):
Smart. Yeah, that’s very Should we, should we pull it up and go through ’em
Sevan Matossian (19:57):
<laugh>? Yes. Through the
Andrew Hiller (19:59):
State of the Union.
Sevan Matossian (19:59):
Go ahead. I just recommend you trust all your, just go see a physician. I’m not a doctor, please. Um, yeah, you know, I’m just gonna go do some deadlifts. It’s some assault bike, but thank you for asking, uh, Greg. Having faith in, in me.
Andrew Hiller (20:13):
Okay. Couple of things. Did you know Fergie de did 7 25?
Sevan Matossian (20:18):
Who’s Fergie? Oh no. Wow.
Andrew Hiller (20:20):
That’s freaking. And then what happened
Sevan Matossian (20:22):
To the, and look how he’s dressed. Look how his is Tattoo doesn’t look like he fucking, that dude looks like he sits at a desk all day with the fucking, like, he looks like he has one of these pencils, like one of the kinds that’s like, you know, like Yeah,
Andrew Hiller (20:31):
You’re right.
Sevan Matossian (20:32):
You know what I mean?
Andrew Hiller (20:33):
Yep. You’re very, and
Sevan Matossian (20:34):
A pocket protector. Look at him.
Andrew Hiller (20:36):
He wears those headphones from the airplanes, from the, where they go from the top.
Sevan Matossian (20:40):
Um, hi, I’m Fergie. Please have a seat. Life insurance is my specialty. I see it. What zombie, uh, did the buttery bros make a bunch of faces like this in the video? Yes, they did. They did actually make a bunch of, uh, faces.
Andrew Hiller (20:58):
Yeah. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:00):
Uh, glad you’re backson. Thank you. I’m glad to be back. Scott. 7 25. Do you believe him?
Andrew Hiller (21:09):
Uh, that’s huge. I, I don’t know. I have to see him. I wanna see what it looks like. I believe this one,
Sevan Matossian (21:18):
Uh, Joey Bagga Donuts because of his name. Oh, look at this. So there’s offices coming to San Francisco, Texas, Arizona, and Los.
Andrew Hiller (21:29):
Oh, where in Arizona.
Sevan Matossian (21:30):
God, I hope you’re gonna hire security guard for that one in LA What a shithole.
Andrew Hiller (21:37):
I wanna know where in Arizona.
Sevan Matossian (21:41):
Why are you thinking about moving there?
Andrew Hiller (21:42):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:43):
Oh, wow. Look at this Ka avik. You know what’s weird? Is there’s some of you that I remember distinctly from the video that like really fucking hit me like a ton of bricks. The birthday video, and this guy’s one of ’em.
Andrew Hiller (21:56):
D do you believe that deadlift?
Sevan Matossian (21:58):
Yeah. I believe anything he says, I think this dude lost like a hundred pounds or something.
Andrew Hiller (22:03):
So you’re saying he was big when he deadlifted 600?
Sevan Matossian (22:05):
I just think that a dude who can lose a hundred pounds can do a lot of crazy shit.
Andrew Hiller (22:10):
I Oh, nice. How? Right?
Sevan Matossian (22:13):
Yeah. If you’re 3 95 and you get down to 2 95, you’re fucking capable of some crazy shit getting up to 3 95. You gotta be capable of some crazy
Andrew Hiller (22:21):
Shit. How do you feel about this one?
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
All I got from that video, Maderas saying like every other word after Hiller’s video on that, I can’t un unhear it.
Andrew Hiller (22:29):
Did you, did you pick up any of those as you were watching or no?
Sevan Matossian (22:32):
No. I, you know what really is, Maderas looked really good. He was having an amazing hair day, and Ellie was very attractive and beautiful. And e everyone in the video is positive and upbeat. It makes, it bums me out that I just think that I just can’t stand his content.
Andrew Hiller (22:47):
Who? Madera?
Sevan Matossian (22:49):
No, uh, Craig Richie’s.
Andrew Hiller (22:50):
Oh, right. He was on Richie.
Sevan Matossian (22:52):
There’s just nothing in it. I’m just like, what the fuck? But I guess people, if you like him,
Andrew Hiller (22:58):
The last Richie video I watched was the one where he went and checked out a TV studio. That one wasn’t the most fun to watch. It. It was, it was a tough watch
Sevan Matossian (23:10):
At one point. He’s, he, he, he gives a Justin some Creatin and it’s his signature podium cherry blend. And, and he spent hours, he spent hours developing it. He says, I’m just like, shut the fuck up
Andrew Hiller (23:25):
Dude hours. Eh, but hours. Do you think it would take for you to develop your own creatine?
Sevan Matossian (23:31):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (23:32):
How many, how many hours?
Sevan Matossian (23:33):
I
Andrew Hiller (23:34):
Don’t know. Maybe three or four.
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
Basically, I, I, I really don’t know. But my, my thi thought is, is that they made 15 concoctions for him and he tasted each one and he’s like this one.
Andrew Hiller (23:44):
Oh, can we, Hey Caleb, is it cool if you pull up Craig Richie’s channel?
Sevan Matossian (23:49):
Yeah, we have Dallas and Houston. Wait a second. These are all, these are now people can use the code word seon and they can get free blood work in Dallas and Houston also. Is that what she’s saying?
Andrew Hiller (23:58):
Yeah, that’s, that’s what she’s saying. 3 39. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (24:02):
Oh, that’s nuts.
Andrew Hiller (24:04):
This is what I want to do, by the way, dude, wait a minute. I don’t wanna get off of Sarah Cox’s comment though. That’s cool. I didn’t know that. Why isn’t
Sevan Matossian (24:10):
She I’ll? I’ll come back to Sarah. What are you gonna say? Go ahead.
Andrew Hiller (24:12):
Well, so we can see that he’s got a current 339,000 subscribers, right?
Sevan Matossian (24:18):
And this is, wow. See, he’s killing it. He’s murdering it.
Andrew Hiller (24:20):
Well, this is why I have this video, because if you can see in December of 2022, Craig Richie had 340,000. So he’s lost a thousand since this video.
Sevan Matossian (24:32):
Oh,
Andrew Hiller (24:32):
That’s why <laugh>. This is why this is
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
So, so in the last year, he is lost a thousand viewers.
Andrew Hiller (24:36):
In about four or five months, he’s lost a thousand. That’s all.
Sevan Matossian (24:42):
Well, you know what’s interesting? I will say this about his content. I tried to really watch it with an open mind, and he’s definitely speaking to his group.
Andrew Hiller (24:53):
Who are those people? The legends tho
Sevan Matossian (24:55):
Those 300 and Yeah, the legends. The 305,000 people he’s talking to, um, them. So it’s kind of hard. You, you feel like an outsider a little bit. If you’re not, you, you there has to the buy-in. Holy shit. Uh, LA Scottsdale, Houston, Dallas, Florida. Wait
Andrew Hiller (25:12):
A minute. Where’s the one in Florida? She said she said Scottsdale, which I now know. Sarah,
Sevan Matossian (25:18):
San Francisco and New York are coming.
Andrew Hiller (25:21):
Sarah, we’re gonna chat.
Sevan Matossian (25:23):
We are in Florida.
Andrew Hiller (25:24):
Let, let’s send Sarah Link. Let’s, let’s <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (25:28):
Fort Fort something. I’d 100%. Uh, by Tricia.
Andrew Hiller (25:33):
Sounds like a type of Bitcoin. Do you know this for effect, John? Cool.
Sevan Matossian (25:46):
Uh, Zach Jones. Uh, Craig lost 1007 on Game 1000.
Andrew Hiller (25:50):
Hmm. Is that how that works? You could only subscribe to a certain number of channels.
Sevan Matossian (25:55):
That’s not true though, right?
Andrew Hiller (25:57):
No. Well, I mean, he did lose a thousand. You you put that together, right? Yeah. He’s lost 1,004 Lot. I did see,
Sevan Matossian (26:06):
Okay.
Andrew Hiller (26:07):
Ortega’s got inside Intel
Sevan Matossian (26:09):
On
Andrew Hiller (26:10):
Where Sarah Cox’s organizations are located.
Sevan Matossian (26:14):
Oh. Oh, he’s just reading the chat. He, he’s not behind like we are. Okay, here we go. Uh, um, uh, okay, uh, I wanna show you this real quick. Um, uh, on the CrossFit Mayhem website at the 19 second mark on a video called Age Online Quarterfinals with Rich Froning. Look at that. Look at, look at Caleb.
Andrew Hiller (26:39):
I see him cruising away. Hey,
Sevan Matossian (26:41):
I see, I see, I see the link popped up at the bottom.
Andrew Hiller (26:44):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (26:45):
He’s aje. Oh, he must have some butt sweat. He adjusted his butt. <laugh>. See? Um, actually started watching him first, Craig, but that was your first, uh, uh, CrossFit stuff. Yeah. I didn’t hate, I I don’t, I don’t mean to hate, even though I mash him.
Andrew Hiller (27:01):
It used to be amazing.
Sevan Matossian (27:03):
I’m not judging you for, yeah. Okay, here we go. Oh, look at the very beginning of this video. Would you the first, now they would, they won’t report us. Mayhem won’t report us. So you can play this. Uh oh no. Maybe it starts at night. Okay, go ahead and play this. Yeah. Well, let’s watch this. Let’s watch like 30 seconds of this. You’re gonna see something on here, and I want to get your reaction of what you guys think is going on. Pay attention guys. It happens around the 19 second Mark. I’ll tell you that.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Age group online quarter finals 2023. Find out why I feel this bad. Roll the tape.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
50 rocks. Seven rolls. 25 Bench
Sevan Matossian (27:46):
Seven. What the fuck is that? Keep going.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Holy moley. It’s a lot of shuttle run stuff. Oh gosh. Dang it. You know what the last one is? Oh my goodness. Where’s some,
Andrew Hiller (28:02):
What the fuck? What the fuck you
Sevan Matossian (28:07):
Drinking? Bull semen. What is rich drinking? That has to be blacked out.
Andrew Hiller (28:14):
I, oh,
Sevan Matossian (28:15):
It’s a drink they can’t promote yet. Dang.
Andrew Hiller (28:20):
It’s like a new thing they’re putting out. Maybe
Sevan Matossian (28:24):
Buttery bros. Pop my Jerry
Andrew Hiller (28:27):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (28:27):
Oh, your first, oh, your first cross at c4.
Andrew Hiller (28:31):
Hey. Hey. All right, we’ve got a can over here. You know,
Sevan Matossian (28:35):
Uh, Sarah does Code Seon work in the Fort Lauderdale location. Uh, absolutely.
Andrew Hiller (28:40):
Yes. Anywhere she says
Sevan Matossian (28:41):
Yes. Yes. Throw my name right. Hey, listen, listen. You go to the movie theater, you wanna discount, tell ’em you know me, <laugh> McDonald’s. Want a discount? Mention my name. You need a place to sleep. You’re driving through. Where do you live? Caleb,
Andrew Hiller (28:55):
Virginia.
Sevan Matossian (28:56):
Driving through Virginia. Stop at Caleb’s house. Tell him you know me. You can sleep on the couch.
Andrew Hiller (29:00):
Good luck getting on <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (29:02):
Get good luck getting on what
Andrew Hiller (29:04):
The installation
Sevan Matossian (29:06):
<laugh>. Oh right, right, right. Yeah, exactly. Perfect.
Andrew Hiller (29:10):
I don’t think I understand.
Sevan Matossian (29:11):
He’s on a bass.
Andrew Hiller (29:13):
Oh, military bass.
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Uh, anyway. What’s he Dr. Oh my god. Holy shit.
Andrew Hiller (29:19):
Oh, that’d be interesting.
Sevan Matossian (29:20):
Wow. Hey, I know that’s not true at all, but that’s a great screen grab. We need to spread that rumor. Uh, okay. Uh, ca Caleb, can you rewind that so we can make a clip of that? Hold, rewind that just a little bit like 10 seconds.
Andrew Hiller (29:33):
I wanna know what room this is. Looks like an airport room or
Sevan Matossian (29:35):
Something. And then, and then, and then turn the volume off and I’ll do a talk over of it. And then like, someone can make the clip and rip Rich. Okay, here we go. Uh, yeah, I don’t know if you guys knew this, uh, I dunno if you knew this, but Rich Froning here is drinking a Bud Light. And after that, uh, thing where Bud Light was celebrating the one year anniversary of the guy pretending to be a girl, they had to black out a rich drink in that Bud Light. Can you believe that? It’s crazy right?
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