#863 – Sunday Service | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:03):


Sevan Matossian (00:04):

Bam. We’re live. Caleb, Matt, whos the seven on the sev on podcast long song. I put something in the private chat, uh, Caleb. Now Jeremy, thank you guys. Don’t forget to tie. Wow, that’s really sweet. Thank you. You weren’t even on and you gave $5. What if I didn’t show up? Uh, holding his cock?


Uh, made a comment on YouTube the other day saying that I didn’t have my best show. Didn’t give it my all that hurt, that hit that hit home. I appreciate the feedback that hit home. That hit home. It’s amazing. I can get like a hundred dms telling me I’m the greatest ever. I can’t believe it. You’ve changed my life, blah, blah, blah. And one dude named Holden, his cock says, eh, not his best work. And I’m fucking, I’m reeling pussy. You’re pussy, not you. I’m talking to myself. That’s inner talk. That’s not, that’s not to you. Uh, Mr. Uh, Holden, that’s my inside voice. Yesterday, I pulled up to a freeway. Um, I got off the freeway and I was at the stoplight. And there’s that little thin island. You know, when you get off a freeway, you’re all li you’re lining up to make a left or a right or go straight and next use that lane with cars getting on the freeway. It’s a pretty typical configuration here in the United States of America.


And there’s a lady there holding a sign. She’s probably 30 years old, and it’s a big cardboard sign. Uh, yay. Big four, four feet by three feet, big sign. And it’s got a bunch of stuff written on it. And my son, Avi, who’s sitting in the front seat says, I don’t even know if he’s supposed to <laugh>. He says, <laugh>, because if you know, like age and size and shit like that. Yeah. He says, Hey, what’s that lady sign say? I’m like, I don’t know. And he reads it and she’s right next to our car. And he says, oh, she wants money. She has kids. I said, yep. And he said, give her some. I said before, he said, because she wants some. And I said, what’s she want it for? And he said, for her kids. And I go, why do you want me to give her money?


And he, I feel bad for her. I said, what do you feel bad about? He said, she needs money. She’s out here asking for money. She says on there, she needs it for food and she has kids. I said, so you feel bad? He said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, me too. He said, are you gonna help her? I said, no, he’s looking at me. And the only reason why this works is because I’m a giver. Uh, uh, traditionally, you know, my son has seen me, uh, at, you know, at stores that only accept cash, and there’s a mom there buying a sandwich for a kid, and it’s 1895 and she doesn’t have cash. So she’s like, oh, shoot, I don’t have cash. And I just cough up the 20. He seen me do that. I don’t know, I wanna say once, but it’s probably a, it’s it’s pro that probably had, let’s say, let’s say he’s seen it eight times. It’s, it’s gotta be more. He sees me all sorts of times. I pull up to a gas station pump. I get there right before someone, but an old lady thinks she got there before me. I say, no problem. I back out.


There’s someone playing music in front of the gas station with the violin. I give my kids a dollar each and tell ’em to go run over there and drop it in the case. They, they’ve seen all that. This is why this works, this next step. And he says, well, if you feel bad, why don’t you give it to her and help her? And I said, because that’s, uh, I, I don’t wanna reward that behavior. He goes, what do you mean? I said, well, you know how when you, I, I see that you’re really focused at skateboarding and you do an amazing job. He said, yeah. And I said, and afterwards, I reward you guys with something. He goes, yeah, you’ll take us to get smoothies. I said, yeah, and you guys can, we can do that every single time. As long as everyone works hard. Everyone participates. Everyone’s supposed to be doing what they’re doing. He goes, yeah. I said, I don’t wanna reward this lady’s behavior. I said, I feel just as bad as you do, and I’m so proud of you that you feel bad and you should want to give to her.


But I’m gonna save it and reward someone who, who’s doing what I, what I want them to do, how I want them to participate. And that’s selling hot dogs. That’s being nice to me at Starbucks. That’s, uh, yeah, that I’m not doing that. I’m not doing that. And, and, and that hurt. If, if that doesn’t make you feel bad, if you don’t want to, uh, give money, I think it’s probably something’s wrong with you. I told him that too. I said, Hey, dude, that’s like, God, you made me so proud that you feel that. Don’t ever let that feeling go away. And, you know, that’s not an absolute rule. I’m not like, don’t not, do not let me interfere with any of you needing, uh, uh, to give someone of those people 50 bucks. If that’s how you wanna vote with your money. I’m, I’m not, I’m not judging you. Preferably don’t pay to do that in front of my house though, or in my neighborhood or in my city. I would prefer you didn’t do that. Feed the pigeons in my city or over my house. But, but, but it was an interesting time. It because I, cuz I, I want my son to feel that. I really want him to feel that

Mattew Souza (05:17):


Sevan Matossian (05:18):

<laugh>. Oh, David, David, David. Really? David this morning already. Already.

Caleb Beaver (05:30):

It’s illegal to do that in Virginia. So you have to, you like, you call the cops home anyway.

Sevan Matossian (05:34):

Yeah. It’s, it’s illegal in California too. They just, it’s illegal in California. You can’t be standing in, I I don’t think you can be standing out on an island like that. Uh, doing interfering with traffic.

Mattew Souza (05:43):

Oh, really? It’s illegal. You would’ve never guessed there’s so many people out here like

Sevan Matossian (05:46):

That. No, I know.

Mattew Souza (05:47):

Even in, even in Livermore.

Sevan Matossian (05:48):

Hey, let a cop tell me. Different, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. I’m sure, I’m sure there’s some, uh, some law that makes it so you can’t be interfering, uh, with traffic

Caleb Beaver (05:57):

On every island. They have a sign over in says called the, like housing hotline or something.

Sevan Matossian (06:03):

The housing hotline. How about the free needle hotline? Yeah.

Mattew Souza (06:08):

That’s only, only the Bay Area.

Sevan Matossian (06:10):

<laugh>. No, David, I did not call the police.

Mattew Souza (06:13):


Sevan Matossian (06:15):

Douche from the bottom of my heart. You’re a douche. Someone said yesterday that, uh, they, I remind them more of Glen Beck. I don’t, I I, I’ve seen that guy around. So I went and looked him up on YouTube and I watched a video of his, he was on Tucker Carlson a couple days ago being interviewed. And God, that made me so sad. I’m so sad. If I reminded you of Glen Beck <laugh>, his kindest man, he had some scary news. He was talking about the petro dollar.

Mattew Souza (06:43):

Oh yeah,

Sevan Matossian (06:46):

Boy. He was, he was doing some doomsday shit. It was freaking me out, by the way. Just an idea. Um, if you guys don’t know what the petro dollar is, we’ve talked about it quite a bit on this show. But imagine Iro I grow, uh, apricots, uh, at my house. I probably have like 10 apricot trees. I have a ton of fruit trees, but I probably, the most of any tree I have is apricot tree or avocado tree. And imagine that every, if anyone else in my city, before they could buy any other fruit from anyone else, whether it be apples or avocados or tomatoes or cucumbers, or before you could buy anything that’s, uh, in my city, you had to first come to my house and buy apricots from me. And then you used those apricots as currency to buy anything else you needed. Imagine how powerful that would make me.


That’s basically what’s going on with the United States since the 1970s, more or less, if you want just like the dumb down version, basically the entire world has decided for one reason, one reason or another, um, that, uh, that you need to come to my house and buy and, and, and buy my fruit before you can buy anything else. And that’s given me a lot of power over the world, that there’s a chance that could come to an end. <laugh> just, I mean, just imagine how much, how much leverage that gives me over everyone else. S you’re no way Glen Beck. Okay, cool.

Mattew Souza (08:12):

Oh, order has been restored.

Sevan Matossian (08:15):

Uh, Lu Beck is a giant douche. Okay, good.

Mattew Souza (08:17):

Hey, for 43 minutes and 43 seconds, you could watch the, uh, principles for dealing with the Changing World Order by Ray Dalio.

Sevan Matossian (08:25):

Wait, wait, wait. Say that again. Wait, wait. Start that start, start what you said. Say that one more time.

Mattew Souza (08:28):

It’s a 40, it’s 43 minutes. It’s a 43 second long video. It’s called, uh,

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

Is that some sort of illuminati shit? 43. 43? I

Mattew Souza (08:35):

Don’t know. I don’t know. All right.

Sevan Matossian (08:37):

Okay. Good on

Mattew Souza (08:38):

Look into it.

Sevan Matossian (08:39):

<laugh> Ray Dalio.

Mattew Souza (08:41):

Yeah. You know who Ray Dalio

Sevan Matossian (08:42):

Is? The name sounds familiar. Was he on the show or did I read a book of his or,

Mattew Souza (08:46):

Uh, he wrote a book called Principles, but he was the, uh, uh, owner of a really massive hedge fund called Bridgewater Associates

Sevan Matossian (08:55):

<affirmative>. Okay.

Mattew Souza (08:55):

Anyhow, he, um, he has a, a series here on YouTube. It’s like an animated series. It’s called The Principles for Dealing With the Changing World Order. And he’ll actually explain in that, uh, video how nations rise and fall and he’ll show the cycles of how it happened over time and what happened to their currency and why it was strong, and then how it became not the world currency and all this stuff. So it, it lays it out pretty cool. So if you guys wanna check that out

Sevan Matossian (09:20):

A another way to think of it. And none of these Thank you, uh, Mr. Suza. Uh, another way, um, is SU one Z. Yeah. Oh, good.

Mattew Souza (09:30):

Wait, why, why?

Sevan Matossian (09:31):

Because yesterday, you know, we’re, we made an insane connection yesterday, by the way. I have three, three cool things to talk to you guys about. We have, we have, uh, uh, we made an insane connection yesterday, uh, with someone who’s, uh, a huge, who everyone in the world knows who they are and, uh, they’re gonna start helping us get, uh, people to interview for the show. So that’s exciting. Um, and, uh, two, the gentleman in Sweden who had the, um, heart attack, uh, I spoke with him and, uh, the CrossFitter who had a heart attack recently, uh, he’s gonna be coming on the show later in the week. And, uh, I spoke with, uh, Alexander, uh, Dallas, Alexander the JTF two guy, uh, yesterday. And he said he’d come on the show and walk us through the shooter videotape, uh, for Nashville at some point.


So those are three cool things that happened yesterday. But anyway, there’s this person who’s a, i, I mean, in my mind, they’re one of the most well connected people in the world. They asked me yesterday, Hey, who’s your contact gonna be for me to get you guests for your show? And I said, uh, Matt Suza. And they gave him Matt’s, I sent them Matt’s contact from my iPhone. And this whole time I’ve had, uh, in my contacts, uh, owner of Livermore CrossFit, guy <laugh>, because, you know, that’s how I met you. So I’m like, I better put in his name before I push this off. You know what I mean? Like, if I, like if I met Caleb’s wife, I’d be like, chick that Caleb Foxs, like, I’d literally just write that in my contacts if I got her number. And that shit doesn’t fly when you forward, um, contact information.

Mattew Souza (11:04):

<laugh>, no <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (11:06):

So I had to put in Matt’s name and spell it, and I’m like, is that twosies? Am I, what am I doing?

Mattew Souza (11:10):

Looking it up,

Mattew Souza (11:12):


Sevan Matossian (11:13):

Oh, Matt, you douche. I think Matt’s the one that says that n that I’m nothing like Glen Beck. And now he’s saying, just making se feel good. Mm.

Mattew Souza (11:23):

Just give it and take it away on that. Mm

Sevan Matossian (11:28):

Hmm. Him and David are sitting in a room together, smoking Crack <laugh>, enjoying the show. Okay. Ray Dalio. Yeah. It’s a, it would, it’s, it’s a weird, it’s a weird thing. Another way to kind of think about it. It’s not perfect, but another way is, is if the entire world, if if there was a big pile of gold somewhere and everyone said, Hey, we’re only gonna print as much money as, um, gold we’ve mined so that there’s some sort of a balance and there’s something that we can actually objectively say that our money is worth something, it’s valued based on that gold. Well, imagine if that gold is gone and now that the objective value of everyone else’s money is based on our money so we can print money and the rest of the world look at our money as that pile of gold. That’s, that’s another kind of rough way to look at it. And that’s kind of a imagine the leverage that gives us over the world too. I mean, it’s, uh, anyway, Glen Deck was saying that that shit’s about to come to an end and we’re gonna turn into Venezuela.

Mattew Souza (12:28):


Mattew Souza (12:29):

He’s a doomsday guy though, isn’t he?

Sevan Matossian (12:31):

I don’t know, but I was like, fuck that. I’m not listening to that

Mattew Souza (12:35):


Sevan Matossian (12:36):

I’m not listening to that. I’d rather, I mean, I’m just doing my, I’m just doing my best. Do you, do you know what, do you know what this is?

Mattew Souza (12:48):

The tingler?

Sevan Matossian (12:49):

Yeah. You know about this?

Mattew Souza (12:50):

Yeah. My mom worked for the company that, and the guy that invented that, it’s called the Happy Company. His name was Mark.

Sevan Matossian (12:57):

Oh, will you look that up Caleb? Uh, fact check if SU’s making that up first. Ru SU’s dropping Ray Dalio’s name. Now he claim I pull a tingler up and, and Suza claims he’s some, he’s one degree of separate. Did you ever meet him?

Mattew Souza (13:09):

That’s Yeah. Yeah. I actually, I actually drove a forklift, uh, into the roof of the building that they were moving out of on accident and we had to blame it on another guy cause I wasn’t supposed to be driving the forklift,

Sevan Matossian (13:19):

Honestly. Oh, that’s cool. Did the guy took the blame for it?

Mattew Souza (13:21):

Yeah, he had to cuz he was in charge and he knew I wasn’t supposed to be driving

Sevan Matossian (13:25):

<laugh>. Wow.

Mattew Souza (13:26):


Mattew Souza (13:27):

It’s called, it was called The Happy Company. It was ripped off a lot and he never did very much to patent the products. And that was kind of the issue with the company cuz the product started to get ripped off. It was super easy to make and he never really did anything about it.

Sevan Matossian (13:38):

Jay Hardell listen very closely. Everyone very closely, oh, we should, we need to stop selling guns everywhere and we’ll save everyone’s lives. Listen, this is the kind of stuff that’s important. Uh, we will turn into Venezuela if they try to take our guns more like Alex Jones. Dude, I have like, I have like, I’m a fucking paragon of health. Alex Jones looks like he’s gonna pop you. So Red

Mattew Souza (14:06):


Sevan Matossian (14:06):

What are you talking about?

Mattew Souza (14:09):

Definitely not Alex Jones.

Sevan Matossian (14:11):

Uh, dick butter on today’s show, Susan admits to insurance fraud

Mattew Souza (14:14):


Mattew Souza (14:19):

You guys,

Sevan Matossian (14:20):

Alex Jones did not have a man with a giant cock that sells his underwear as a contributor to his show. Good morning, Cameron. I don’t even see where you are, but yes, good morning. Uh, did you find that Caleb is, is he, did you find the inventor of the tickler?

Mattew Souza (14:38):


Sevan Matossian (14:39):

Is there? Yep. Wow. That’s the shittiest tickler I’ve ever seen. That one’s horrible.

Mattew Souza (14:44):

Hey, that’s version one baby. Version one.

Sevan Matossian (14:46):

Wow. Look at the one I have is amazing. These are so cheap. The reason why I brought this on here is, um, I think I’ve shown this before on here, but if you have kids, if you have a baby at home, if you, if your wife had a baby, I highly recommend one of these. I used to do this to my kids as babies. They love that shit. The expressions they would make the stimulus, it would give them this thing’s crazy. This is such a fun thing to do to your baby. Yeah, this one was made in China. Thank you Judy. Look at Judy pushing for her people.

Mattew Souza (15:16):

<laugh>. This right here, this guy was actually, he became a multimillionaire off this product right here onto the route of your screen.

Sevan Matossian (15:24):

The Happy Massager.

Mattew Souza (15:25):

The happy massager. And that whole entire thing spun the whole, whole company,

Sevan Matossian (15:30):

Whoever took that pictures an idiot. Cuz you know what, I know that’s sitting on a marble table, but really it looks like it’s on someone’s back. Who has the grossest skin ever? <laugh>. You see that picture right there that Caleb pulled up?

Mattew Souza (15:42):

No, I can’t unsee it.

Sevan Matossian (15:43):

Yeah, it just looks like, ugh. Fuck. Put some lotion on that.

Mattew Souza (15:49):

What? That that was it. The happy massager

Sevan Matossian (15:55):

If, uh, um, my, uh, the pool boy, uh, if I were a super villain, I’d be called the Tickler. You can decide the context of that on your own. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (16:03):


Sevan Matossian (16:04):

I I diddled her man in the boat so hard that she died. <laugh>. Uh, she was, she was vaccinated though. Um, yeah, Harry, that was not a good Judy. I was talking to a friend yesterday. Co complete and total libtard. I mean like, like a total libtard, like bad right? Like the, the, the the, he might as well be fucking moved to Nazi Germany and he’s Chinese and he was telling me that he’s a mi he was trying to explain to me that he’s a minority. Like dude, you live in the fucking Bay Area.

Mattew Souza (16:44):


Sevan Matossian (16:50):

I thought I heard my, my door open in my office. That’s always a creepy sound. Yeah. And I can’t see over there cuz there’s a, the reason why I look so good is there’s a beauty light on me. Ask for my money back.

Mattew Souza (17:01):

No, it looks good. You got a nice clo that and the sign. Thank

Sevan Matossian (17:04):

You crush. So for $2. So those are the things. There’s a couple, couple lessons for you. Remember, it’s healthy to feel the desire to give to people and uh, and, and, and be be honest and think clearly when you explain that stuff to your kids. And, and then we have the tickler. Get the tickler. That’s a little bit after I, I was like, you know that, that’s my, um, pushback on Glen Beck’s Doomsday Petro Dollar shit. I was like, you know what, I’m gonna come up with some positive show with some,

Mattew Souza (17:29):

He’d never push the Pickler.

Sevan Matossian (17:32):

A friend of mine and a friend of SU’s, I, I actually did not see the video yet. I cannot confirm this, but a friend of mine and SU’s I pro, I don’t know if I’ve told you set series. I got got into a fight with his neighbor and, uh, took a Thera gun and pushed it into his mouth. And he says he has video of the Thera gun in this dude’s mouth. He said he fucking, he, he, he, he beat this dude up and, and our and our friend SU’s hand is completely fucked up. Cuz while he was beating the guy he missed and hit the concrete,

Mattew Souza (18:18):

Oh, hammer fist baby gotta

Sevan Matossian (18:20):

Go to He’s a br I’m gonna give you a hint. He’s a brown, brown belt in, uh, jiujitsu.

Mattew Souza (18:26):


Sevan Matossian (18:26):

Trains in Southern California.

Mattew Souza (18:28):


Sevan Matossian (18:29):

You know who it is?

Mattew Souza (18:30):


Sevan Matossian (18:32):

And yeah, he said he, um, he said he put a, he, he, last time I talked to him, I talked to him on the phone last week and he said he put a thera gun in a dude’s mouth and turned it on

Mattew Souza (18:40):


Sevan Matossian (18:42):

That’s crazy, right?

Mattew Souza (18:44):

Is that forced to bust his teeth?

Sevan Matossian (18:46):

That’s what I was thinking. I thought about Did you break his teeth out? And I was just thinking just the, I started thinking our buddy might be gay. There’s just some weird, like, how do you think to put a, the gun in someone’s mouth?

Mattew Souza (19:02):

Was it a lover’s coral?

Sevan Matossian (19:03):

No. Well, oh, <laugh> not the version I heard

Mattew Souza (19:07):

<laugh>. Wait, apparently somebody we know has the video says a person in the cots.

Sevan Matossian (19:12):

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. We, yo there’s, we know we can get the video. Oh, Hiller has the video. Okay. Yeah. It’s a amazing,

Mattew Souza (19:23):

Oh my goodness.

Sevan Matossian (19:25):

I’m torn that if I wanna see, he said he was gonna send me the video when I spoke to him and I was like kind, I was like torn.

Mattew Souza (19:31):


Sevan Matossian (19:32):

Like, I wanna see it, but I know I’m, I won’t be unseen that

Mattew Souza (19:36):

Right. <laugh>. Well, it mess you up. You know what? How Yeah. How’s it look?

Sevan Matossian (19:42):

Hi Sarah. Good morning. Yeah. There was no, there was no relationship to, uh, California hormones and this, uh, thera gun

Mattew Souza (19:55):

<laugh> <laugh> there again today.

Sevan Matossian (19:57):

But while but while Sarah’s here, I should mention to you guys,

Mattew Souza (20:02):


Sevan Matossian (20:02):

Hey, if you are gonna do that, by the way, if, if you are interested in, um, uh, uh, testosterone replacement therapy and getting blood work, you, you should probably consider doing it sooner than later. If, if you’re just, if you’ve just been procrastinating, cuz there’s some weird shit going on with the, with, uh, the laws and you wanna get grandfathered in on anything stupid that they might do, any extra hoops they have, you jump through and, and I think there’ll be a lot of, it’s, it’s kind of crazy too, because everyone I’ve spoken to about it, I, I haven’t heard one negative thing and I’ve heard about the mental clarity it’s given people and the, the, the stuff that really excites me is the depression shit. That’s kind of goes away. Um, but if you’re on, um, antidepressants or any shit like that and, and you’re on meds anyway, I, I I cannot understand why you wouldn’t try to get off of that and go this route.


It, it, it makes com it makes no sense to me why you’d be taking Prozac or Xanax or I don’t know what the fuck the other ones are. But if I was only gonna take one medication, I’ve been on it on testosterone for a month and feel amazing. Yeah. If I was gonna take any medication that’s, that’s a hundred percent where I’d go first for anything. Me personally, I mean, I’m not a doctor, but if I had any issue, I would, I would go, I would think that route, anything anyway, you can, if you go to California Hormones, you can go there and you can get a free doctor’s consult if you put in the code word seon and if you’re in California, you can get blood work. I, I and free blood work. And to be honest with you, I don’t know exactly how this works. I don’t mean to speak for, uh, Sarah, but I think some people have flown from out of state to Newport to get the, to the free blood work. So I don’t even know if you have to. I, I’m not sure exactly how it works, but, and, and, uh, and Cat, she will be coming on, uh, next week to talk about it. Philip Kelly’s a great resource for it. Andrew Hiller’s a great resource for it. Uh, Gary Roberts is, and it works on, on vaginas too.


<laugh> if you have a vagina. Oh yeah, that is correct. Okay. Sarah says that is correct.

Mattew Souza (22:15):

Okay. There you go.

Mattew Souza (22:17):

Hi Kyle. Phillip Kelly’s flexing his, uh, t t numbers and underneath him it’s just Olivia. Wow. Philip <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (22:24):

Yeah. That’s cool.

Mattew Souza (22:25):

Crushing it in the comments.

Sevan Matossian (22:27):

Is that a real person? That’s another hot chicken. The comments.

Mattew Souza (22:31):

Now I’m getting skeptical.

Sevan Matossian (22:34):

How could that be?

Mattew Souza (22:35):


Mattew Souza (22:37):

We’re gonna be verifying all our women from now on. We’re taking all the wrenches away. Then you have to send us proof. It’s you. Yeah. And then you get a wrench.

Sevan Matossian (22:43):

<laugh>. Ah, now I feel more at home, Trish. Hi. Uh, maybe we shouldn’t use Gary as a source for anything fair. I whatever. Yeah. You know. Wow. Olivia’s real. She’s real.

Mattew Souza (22:54):

Olivia’s a horse girl.

Sevan Matossian (22:56):

Oh, she is?

Mattew Souza (22:58):

Oh wow. February.

Mattew Souza (22:59):

Caleb hot. No, I just enjoy YouTube.

Sevan Matossian (23:01):

Channel a hot chick. He’s a horse girl.

Mattew Souza (23:03):


Sevan Matossian (23:07):

Stay away. Stay away. Uh, 12. Oh, here we go. I need some tea. The wife will appreciate it.

Mattew Souza (23:16):

True. That

Sevan Matossian (23:18):

Doses You wanna talk about John Stewart, about him schooling that guy today? You wanna just go, just get right into it. Uh, you think, you think he schooled that guy?

Mattew Souza (23:27):


Sevan Matossian (23:28):

You think he schooled that politician? We went, we did this already on the show. Oh, I felt my back. Get a little tight. Like I’m ready to fight. Jody Lynn. The only drug I take is CrossFit. Oh. Um, no, I’m the horse girl. Holy shit.

Caleb Beaver (23:50):

We’re already fighting about it.

Sevan Matossian (23:51):

Yeah. Oh my goodness.

Mattew Souza (23:56):

Wait, so now we just found out we attract horse girls to the show

Sevan Matossian (23:59):

<laugh>. Makes sense. Makes sense. <laugh> confirm. Uh, 12, 12 daily doses. Thank you, by the way, for the money. I do, I do appreciate it. Why? Why the shoes No fighting today with daily doses. He says. Okay. Um, where are we? You guys wanna talk about viscosity?

Mattew Souza (24:16):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (24:18):

Let’s go to, let’s just go straight to viscosity. It’s one of my, uh, if something has more viscosity, does that mean it’s more, uh, it’s it’s more slippery. It’s more, uh, uh, more thick. More thick. More viscosity means more thick. Um, let me see, uh, um, okay, let’s start here. We will get to viscosity today. Let’s go to 5 51. Now you’re gonna watch this video and you’re gonna think I’m showing it for one particular reason, but I’m not <laugh>. There’s a moment in here. This is why you guys watch the show. Cause I’m fucking, I’m weird as shit sometimes, even though I really am normal. I want you to watch, there’s a moment in here where this girl scratches her neck. Is it scratch your neck or it your neck? I viscosity as fuck. Yeah. <laugh> blade. Oh, we gotta get blade back on. We gotta stop. Yes. Yes. We needed a couple more shows with Blade. Oh, what is it? It’s scratch your neck.

Caleb Beaver (25:20):

You scratch your neck, but you have an itch.

Sevan Matossian (25:23):

Okay. This, this chick at one point in here scratches her neck. And I want you to notice it’s very quick. It’s very quick. But I want you to notice her technique. And I, and I, and I just, I was like, oh yeah. That’s how I scratch my neck too. I, I think that’s how I do it. You, you, you know, if you have a scratch, you normally go like this. Can you guys see you go like this, right? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you itch it like this, but I want you to see her. And then for, for women who don’t know, if your balls itch, you don’t itch your balls, you pinch them and roll them so you can’t just scratch ’em. It’s like, it’s cuz there’s roll, there’s ton of skin and bumps and shit all over it. You can’t, I’m trying to figure out, it would be like scratching. Um, uh, um, like, um, uh, dough, you know what I mean? Like you just can’t scratch it. It’d be like scratching a blanket. You can’t scratch a blanket. You know what I mean? It would bundle up. What are the balls like? Right. You have to pinch. Yeah. Pinch and roll. Is that what Caleb said? Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (26:19):

Yeah. You gotta like, need it out.

Sevan Matossian (26:20):

Yeah. Different body parts have different body parts have different, uh, um, you don’t notice the nuances of, of, of, of scratching and itch until, well just watch, watch this. Let’s see. Just see if you can catch this where she, uh, does it. Let’s see.

Speaker 9 (26:36):

Oh my god, guys, she’s definitely in a mode today. What better time to mess with her right here? Like luck Miller <laugh>. What?

Sevan Matossian (26:48):

Will you pause this really quick? Do you think this girl’s ales, this girl’s hot, right? She just doesn’t, she’s just really plain right now and a little angry. But this girl’s hot. She probably has like a nice body.

Mattew Souza (27:00):

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We’ll give her that. Yeah. Okay,

Speaker 9 (27:06):

Sam. Sorry for what? For being cranky. No, I’m not sorry. You No, I’m not sorry this time. No, you ain’t getting in. You ain’t getting in dance in the parking lot. I’ll turn music up. Billy’s every, no. You gonna be nice right now? You better start being nice. I’m nice. You owe me an apology. No, you’re not that way you’re not getting in then let in. No, I’m leaving you. I’m about to make a scene. I’ll leave. Let in, I’ll leave. Saw your salary or you ain’t getting in? I’m not

Sevan Matossian (27:40):

Seeing. There it is. There it is. You see it, you see it. You don’t scratch the neck like this. It’s a, it’s a gentle the neck, the, the, the way the skin is on the neck. You scratch the neck like this. There’s some spots where on your body where you’re using upstroke. <laugh>, you saw it, right?

Mattew Souza (28:02):


Sevan Matossian (28:03):

The nuances of movement. She’s really fidgety. I didn’t realize how fidgety she was. So I was watching now she’s like, like fixing her purse strap and like, unfortunately, I wish I could tell you that this video’s good, but it’s not right cuz you’re like, we can play it till the end. But you’re gonna be really disappointed.

Mattew Souza (28:19):


Sevan Matossian (28:20):

Okay. Go ahead. We can play it out.

Speaker 9 (28:23):

Get in no door locked. <laugh>. Say you’re sorry. Dumb bo.

Mattew Souza (28:28):

Oh my god. That’s it.

Sevan Matossian (28:29):

Yeah, that’s it. I wish you would’ve taken off. You know, if you’re, if you’re a woman and you really want to piss your boyfriend off, if he’s doing not just take your shirt and bra off right there.

Mattew Souza (28:37):

He would unlock the

Sevan Matossian (28:38):

Door mo. Yeah. He’s not gonna like that most guy. What? Some guys might let me tell you, if your boyfriend loves you, he’s not gonna like that.

Mattew Souza (28:47):


Sevan Matossian (28:49):

There you go. Uh, this podcast is like a fever dream sometimes. Yeah. I thought I didn’t want to be rude, but I thought she had nice boobs too.

Mattew Souza (28:58):

How did you know they’re fake?

Sevan Matossian (28:59):

They’re not fake. Who says they’re fake?

Mattew Souza (29:03):

What did, wow. I don’t know. I just put words in there. I saw Frank and then boob. I, I just like, I like that.

Sevan Matossian (29:10):

No, Frank. No, I, uh, nudes. What, what does that mean? A fever dream. What, what are you talking about? Fever. Like, just doesn’t make any fucking sense.

Caleb Beaver (29:20):

Yeah. I, I, I think, um, what was his

Sevan Matossian (29:24):

Name? Ed? I would’ve never thought Frank would comment on boobs. I, I, I I don’t, I can’t figure anyone out anymore. I just pictured Frank as being stiff. That’s weird. Alright. Anyway, there you go. Piece of, uh, knowledge for you. This show is just full, full of helpful tidbits today.

Mattew Souza (29:43):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative> Sunday shows Add a lot of value to people’s lives. Yeah. We got the tingler in there. Just the added value show. Yeah. Lots of different neck scratching and other bodily part techniques.

Sevan Matossian (29:56):

Oh, I wonder. Um, I wanted to.

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