#862 – I Petty The Fool | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Lot in 90 minutes. Bam. We’re live. Look, Matt Suz is here. I thought he, when, when the music plays, I have to have my mouth so close. I come back here. All

Mattew Souza (00:11):

Weird chop. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (00:12):

But if I up here, I can like, talk over the music. Good morning. I called Matt at, uh, 10 o’clock last night. He text me at 9 45. So I wasn’t being rude. It wasn’t like I was just thinking I could call even though I would

Mattew Souza (00:27):


Sevan Matossian (00:28):

And, uh, I’m like, Hey dude, uh, I got to um, take the kids somewhere this morning. Should we start an hour early? And we debated back and forth and I wanna have enough time to do the, the whole shtick. But then sometimes I come on here and I’m just too tired and I’m not able to give it my all. So Matt and I decided better to come on here. Rested. Rested, right? Rested.

Mattew Souza (00:54):

Yeah. I was just, I’m

Sevan Matossian (00:55):

Just confirmation It’s early. Build me up. Yes. Like, yes, yes. Of

Mattew Souza (00:59):

Course. I’m, I’m still, uh, waking up too. And I was disappointed. I don’t know what’s going on with my espresso machine, but it like poured the tiniest amount of s

Sevan Matossian (01:06):

Espresso going there.

Mattew Souza (01:07):

Oh. I didn’t have enough time to

Sevan Matossian (01:08):

Like, life sucks.

Mattew Souza (01:09):


Sevan Matossian (01:10):

Hey, do you wanna go make another one? Seriously,

Mattew Souza (01:12):

I’m serious. No, no, no. Just cause it’s, it’s, there’s something up with it. So if I would’ve thought that I could get out there and do it and come back, I would. But it’s, you

Sevan Matossian (01:19):

Think you got, you think you got caffeine in there?

Mattew Souza (01:21):

There’s a little, but here’s the deal. I always double fist, so I got this bad boy. This is just, oh, this is regular coffee though. So

Sevan Matossian (01:27):

Dude. No, really? You. Wow. What if that were to spill, uh, for those of you didn’t see Susie just held up a cup of coffee and one of those fancy to go cups, like the kind like you keep in your house, like if, to give to really nice guests who have to drive farts, like super thick, right?

Mattew Souza (01:41):

Yeah. Yeah. It’s, uh,

Sevan Matossian (01:43):

I love those kind. Yeah. I’m on outside of ’em. Aren’t, aren’t you a, uh, you’re not afraid that’ll spill by your computer.

Mattew Souza (01:49):

I actually have a little bar mat that they all sit on.

Sevan Matossian (01:53):


Mattew Souza (01:53):

That’s, it could spill and it will probably still spill out of the bar mat, but at least it’ll have a certain layer of protection.

Sevan Matossian (01:59):

You’ve taken at least one level of protection. Hi, uh, you, let’s start with Andrew Tate. I, I do not know much about Andrew Tate at all. R really zero, just, I just know from probably, honestly, I would say less than six clips and no more than two minutes each. I’ve never heard him say anything that I disliked. Um, I love his voice, his, uh, his affect, the sunglasses. I, I like all those things about him. But I guess he’s, he’s, he has said some stuff to upset women. I don’t, I don’t know if it was like, as bad as like, women are just cattle and they’re meant to ride cock and then shut up. I don’t know if it was like that. I don’t know what he, how far he took it, but I do. But I do know that, um, as I, for some reason, I’m starting to realize that our sex does actually determine how we biologically best.


Uh, we should, we should look at our sex as a, as a, as a, as a, as a leading indicator of how we want our, uh, beans to express. So I do think, I’m starting to think that, and I’m, it’s going along these lines of CrossFit, right? Glassman said, eat like this, move like this, and your DNA will express itself. I’m starting to think that there’s some real serious value in all of us knowing how to make our own clothes. I mean, you don’t have to be fancy, uh, knowing how to hunt our own food, knowing how to grow our own food. I I think that this is more than just like, oh, this is cute, or this is homestead. I think there’s some biological need in order for us to express, um, physically, um, emotionally, uh, happiness. I think the further we get away from that, and for a woman, one of those things that I think that it helps them, one of their biological expressions is having babies.


I just, I’m, I’m starting to see, like this says, just has to do with fulfilling your biological destiny. And when you fill your biological destiny, destiny’s not the right word. You’re happy. And I just think Tate is onto that. I think if you push away from all of those things that your biologically made to do, you will be, um, and you’ll allow your mind and your emotion and the internet and YouTube to push away from that. I think you become unhappy. So like the perfect world for someone is to be born, uh, get rich sewing and hunting and cooking and doing things that are grounded in earth and, and have a hot chick who will birth your baby. Or a hot dude who will give it to you. I mean, I just think that that’s, um, I wanna try to think of a good, uh, metaphor. I, I, I, I remember, uh, hearing that if you drove a car, uh, only, uh, 55 miles an hour all the time and never, never, you know, took the RPMs high, that eventually, I guess there’s pistons in the car. They go up and down and they hang out in a shaft that a rim will start forming around the high, the the highest place that that piston went. Uh, this bad metaphor. Nevermind. I’ll come up with one

Mattew Souza (04:51):

<laugh>. I, I think we, you go, and then pretty soon you’re only able to go 55 or under and never really able to express your, uh, true what capability of what the engine could do. Right?

Sevan Matossian (05:01):

Right. But it was gonna be bad because who gives a fuck of a car if a Ferrari ever goes 200 or if it only goes 65? Um,

Mattew Souza (05:08):

Yeah, I mean, I think there’s so much synthetic stuff in our world that the further we get away from it, the happier we seem to be. Right.

Sevan Matossian (05:13):

Synthetic <crosstalk>. But, but not for any like, psychological reasons or hippie reasons or, uh, psychological re it’s, it, nothing academic, nothing, uh, poetic. Nothing A Christian, just for the basic thing that like, hey, you’re a sunflower. You’re supposed to grow towards the sun. Ideally you would germinate at this time of the year and you would flower at this time of the year. And, and, and that’s how you would express yourself. And I’m saying that if you don’t fucking sew, cook, hunt, and I don’t do those things, by the way,

Mattew Souza (05:49):


Sevan Matossian (05:50):

Old shelter, you’re the, the, there there’ll be a, um, a piece of your happiness that’s, uh, neglected. But part of your, you’re, you’re not, you’re not, you’re not gonna be expressing. You should don’t be lost, buddy. Cause I think I really am onto something. This isn’t, uh, um, rocket science. WrestleMania. No, I didn’t, I don’t even know. I saw WrestleMania one and then I stopped

Mattew Souza (06:13):

<laugh>. WrestleMania.

Sevan Matossian (06:15):

I don’t really cook. Not really. I mean, I cook good enough. If it were up to me, I would just eat everything raw. Pretty much.

Mattew Souza (06:25):


Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Dude. I had a grilled, um, I had grilled bell peppers yesterday. They were crazy.

Mattew Souza (06:35):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (06:37):

I OD’ed on. I had, you know, you know what those tastes like? Yeah.

Mattew Souza (06:40):


Sevan Matossian (06:41):

It was, it was nuts. I must have had five of

Mattew Souza (06:43):

Them. How’s your stomach doing?

Sevan Matossian (06:45):

It’s good.

Mattew Souza (06:46):

Oh, okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (06:47):

I had five grilled, uh, probably bell peppers. I had a ton of steak, ton of chicken. I had a bunch of mozzarella with tomatoes just soaked in garlic. Just

Mattew Souza (06:59):

Sounds delicious.

Sevan Matossian (07:02):

Yeah. Sushi. I love sushi. If I could only eat one thing, I’d do sushi.

Mattew Souza (07:07):

Really? Yeah. I didn’t know that about you.

Sevan Matossian (07:11):

And we’re sabi. I like spicy shit. Hmm. I like shit that’s uncomfortable. Like black licorice, garlic, wasabi, horseradish, black

Mattew Souza (07:18):


Sevan Matossian (07:19):

Yeah. It’s disgusting. Right?

Mattew Souza (07:21):


Sevan Matossian (07:22):

I would probably, if you gave me stick of blackfish, I’d probably dip it in some cayenne pepper. And, uh, and, and, and Hobi

Mattew Souza (07:30):


Sevan Matossian (07:31):

I played the,

Mattew Souza (07:34):

It’s the alpha treat right there.

Sevan Matossian (07:37):

So Andrew Tate, number one. Uh, so I guess he went to jail. Who? For supposedly trafficking girls. I’ve heard nothing. I know nothing about it. Um, I know, I know black records. I don’t even like the taste of it, but I can’t, I I bet I just love it.

Mattew Souza (07:54):

<laugh>. It’s the crossy bear.

Sevan Matossian (07:56):

Yeah. It’s, and this is just crazy. This is almost seems surreal. So I guess he was in jail, uh, for almost a year, right? Since last year. Maybe it’s not a

Mattew Souza (08:05):

Year. No, no. I think it was like, like three or four months.

Sevan Matossian (08:09):

Okay. Uh, and he’s been in, it sounds like you said, no yard time, basically almost like a solitary confinement type type of thing. And he is basically saying, uh, I paced, I paced three meter, meter. I pace. I was pacing three meters in a cell with zero electronics or outside contact. Absolute clarity of mine. Real thoughts, real plans. Vivid pain. One hour home. And I can’t stand my phone. Some habits die hard. We must defeat Chank Tate tweeter. What’s, what’s what? Sh what’s sha Let me see what that is. Shaan, that’s, that rhymes with Satan.

Mattew Souza (08:45):

<laugh> sounds like a different variation.

Sevan Matossian (08:50):

It’s, uh, table. Oh, it is Chan spelled shinan Arabic shantan. And, uh, an unbelieving class of gin spirits. Oh, it’s alcohol. So it’s, it is the devil. Shantan is an evil spirit in Islam. Inciting humans to sin by whispering in, in their hearts. Nothing ever talks to my heart. I don’t have a, I don’t have a heart like that that I know of.

Mattew Souza (09:17):

What’s he doing here? Just pacing.

Sevan Matossian (09:18):

Yeah. It’s just cool though. Look at him.

Mattew Souza (09:21):

He looks a little, little, little fluffy.

Sevan Matossian (09:25):

I love that. Look, he’s just a thick man.

Mattew Souza (09:29):

His shoulders and chest look good though.

Sevan Matossian (09:35):

See the outline of his butt and his little cock in his sweats.

Mattew Souza (09:39):


Sevan Matossian (09:43):

Yeah. I love that. That’s what a stud,

Mattew Souza (09:46):

That’s how I talk to you on the phone

Sevan Matossian (09:48):

When you just pace. Just in a pair of sweats with smoking. That would fucking

Mattew Souza (09:52):

Awesome. I don’t smoke the cigar, but I just paced. And then eventually Grace kicks me outside.

Sevan Matossian (09:57):

<laugh>. That’s awesome.

Mattew Souza (10:00):

I do that whenever I count on. It’s weird.

Sevan Matossian (10:02):

Uh, David Weed. Does anyone believe anything that clown says? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>? I, I can’t, I can’t remember anything that he says that I need to believe or not believe, but sure. Yes, I do. I believe there’s gotta be something he said that I believe. Oh, he was charged with nothing. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Okay. I did not investigate this piece at all.

Mattew Souza (10:23):

I know a little bit about

Sevan Matossian (10:24):

It. Oh, tell me, tell me, what do you know? So,

Mattew Souza (10:26):

Apparently he was, uh, charged with trafficking females. And then they turned out that when they got the girls that were the, uh, accusers or whatever, they basically said, no, that didn’t happen. And then the Romanian government just kept him in jail for as long as they possibly could, like trying to find something on them and could not.

Sevan Matossian (10:45):

That’s it.

Mattew Souza (10:46):

That’s it. And right before that, he said, uh, I think he was on like Logan Paul or something like that. And he goes, yeah, there’s three, uh, three ways the matrix could get rid of you. First they cancel, you freeze all your bank accounts, you know, kick you off all social media. He goes, they already tried that. He goes, second, they jail you. He goes, and then if that doesn’t work, they’ll kill you. They’ll kill you and call it suicide or something like that. And then shortly after that, like a few months later, he literally was arrested.

Sevan Matossian (11:11):

Matt, what is this matrix thing that people keep referring to this matrix?

Mattew Souza (11:17):

I think it’s just living inside like the system and just obeying the, the tele vision and

Sevan Matossian (11:23):

Whatever. Is there anything weird? Is there anything, is there anything, uh, uh, weird about it? Like the cabal, the illuminati? Is there anything like, are, are we really locked away somewhere? And this is just a, these are just a holograms. We’re living

Mattew Souza (11:36):

<laugh>. I don’t take it that far. I just mean you’re just kind of following within inside the system. Like the matrix would be like, you get your job at your corporate thing, you follow all the woke protocols, you send your kid to the public school, you get all the shots. You never question the authorities. You never question the doctors. You

Sevan Matossian (11:51):

Baseball. What’s he doing though? Why would they give a fuck about him? Isn’t he just an entertainer? He just says stuff like, yeah, get bitches, get money, be, you know, stay strong. Lift weights. Isn’t that his?

Mattew Souza (12:01):

Yeah. And just the, he’s

Sevan Matossian (12:02):

Kind of just like a different version of a fucking rapper, isn’t he? He’s like more like the religious, like a more Islamic l less hood rapper.

Mattew Souza (12:09):

Yeah. I would say if you were kind of follow the storyline of Andrew Tate, the reason why he was being attacked according to him and other, other, you know, influencers was because he’s mobilizing that, you know, 15 through 25 age group male. And he’s basically saying, Hey look, you guys are all being told to be pansies and I’m gonna push back against that really hard.

Sevan Matossian (12:30):

I, I, I, I don’t see him as a threat to the system as all. I see him as more enter, entertain, uh, uh, uh, kind of like a, a a, a weird kind of wise man.

Mattew Souza (12:39):


Sevan Matossian (12:39):

<affirmative> a unique kind of a wise man.

Mattew Souza (12:41):

He’s kind of evolved too, cuz at first, and, uh, Zack Kellend talked about this a little bit when he said that he would have his, um, kind of like his only fans, like a version of that, and I’m butchering this and oversimplifying it, but he basically had that, and then he would be the guy messaging all the other guys and would kind of scam ’em for money and be like, Hey, I wanna come visit you, but I need 10 grand. And then, you know, a month later, like, that didn’t work, but if you send me another 10, sorry. You know.

Sevan Matossian (13:05):

Oh, the, the Tate was doing something like that.

Mattew Souza (13:07):

Yeah. Then he was manipulating the guys chatting to him because he sent, then the thing was that he says, I’m a guy, so I know what guys want, so I can kind of manipulate ’em easier. You just stand in front of the camera and get naked and made a bunch of money like that.

Sevan Matossian (13:27):

I don’t know if I should say this next thing.

Mattew Souza (13:30):


Sevan Matossian (13:32):

It was kind of along the lines of so what, not so what to you, but like, there’s nothing wrong with that. Like, if you, if you are reaching out to a girl on Instagram Mm. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, like, this idea of being catfished is a misnomer to me. Like, like, you weren’t catfished, you’re a moron. <laugh>, throw this in the pile. Uh, cooking, hunting, uh, working hard, meeting girls in person, <laugh>. If you’re meeting girls online, you, you’ve, you’ve, uh, um, spent some of your happiness at equity. You won’t have happiness, though. There won’t be, you’re not live living out what you’re supposed to be doing, cultivating the skills that you need to procure.

Mattew Souza (14:11):


Sevan Matossian (14:11):

One. Caleb. Is that a word?


Caleb? <laugh>. Caleb procure a beaver. Oh, get it. Play on words there. If you’re not procuring your own beaver, then, then you won’t be happiness. If you’re, if you’re, uh, uh, outsourcing your ability to procure it, if you’re having it delivered by Amazon or Tinder or whatever, you, you, you won’t, you won’t have happiness either. I I, I’m starting to really, uh, taking this CrossFit thing just to heart, um, obtain Yeah. Especially with care or effort. Yeah. If you’re not getting pussy with care or effort on your own part, <laugh> in, in your, your, your, your, uh, thank you Kenneth. I don’t even know how I know words. I don’t, I don’t.

Mattew Souza (14:59):

Isn’t that weird? Yeah. Where do they all live?

Sevan Matossian (15:05):

Man? You have to. I, I, I hope you, I hope you guys see it. Would anyone refuse to see, see what I’m saying? Just because they know they can’t live it and they’re afraid to live it, and so that they want to deny that it might be Right. Yeah. I wonder if that’s 51% of the people. I think that’s my, I think that’s my biggest problem with understanding people.

Mattew Souza (15:27):


Sevan Matossian (15:27):

People think that it, they can’t, they think that they would be hypocrites. Like, people can’t sit here and smoke and be like, dude, smoking’s so bad for you. Or they can’t sit here and eat a chocolate bar and be like, dude, eating chocolate’s the worst thing ever for you. Like, they think they’re being a hypocrite. They can’t be like, dude, Chevon is a hundred percent right. If you can get your own pussy, build shelter, cook, um, oh, um, do all of these things by like, like, oh my God, he’s totally right as a woman, even though I’m never gonna have kids as a woman, I know that the ultimate expression is for me to have babies. And that through that, those mechanisms is what is where really, where happiness lies. I wonder if they just can’t admit that because they know they’re not gonna do it. Hmm. Do you know what I mean? Like, they have an ego in the way mm-hmm. <affirmative>, like, I know a thousand things I should be doing that would make my life better, that I don’t do it, but I don’t deny those things. I’m not like, that’s not true. Just to protect my ego.

Mattew Souza (16:16):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (16:17):

Hey dude, I think that, hey, seriously, Nick, you wanna know the truth? I think that going into a whore house, I suspect looking at a girl handing her cash and fucking the be Jesus out of her six, six seconds of pumping is, uh, more real than fucking, uh, meeting your wife on Tinder and living happily ever after

Mattew Souza (16:39):


Sevan Matossian (16:41):

So, I, I,

Mattew Souza (16:42):

Good old fashioned bunny ranch.

Sevan Matossian (16:44):

You know, I’m, I’m, oh yeah. I’m open to being wrong. Um, but, uh, yeah. Care for the uterus. Yes.

Mattew Souza (16:55):

Oh, man.

Sevan Matossian (16:56):

Care for the uterus.

Mattew Souza (16:57):

That’s funny. I never thought about that. Like, only fans, like the platform in and of itself is like showed up to the digital bunny ranch

Sevan Matossian (17:03):

<laugh>. I mean, basically, if you are going on only fans, you’re basic. If you’re a dude, you’re talking, this is how fucked up you are. This is the part I didn’t wanna tell you. You’re talking to dudes pretending to be girls. You’re part of the trans community.

Mattew Souza (17:16):


Sevan Matossian (17:17):

You are, you do anything online, uh, for sex. Here’s what’s crazy. Okay, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me lay this out for you. You think you’re a heterosexual male.

Mattew Souza (17:29):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (17:30):

You’ve been having, uh, intimate conversation with, uh, someone online that you believe is,

Mattew Souza (17:37):

Um, serious about you. You’re kindling a relationship.

Sevan Matossian (17:40):

The eighth wonder of the world. I’ll show you. I’ll show you, I’ll show you. Hold on. Hold on. A hot chick. I type in hot. Uh, I’m gonna type in hot chick, uh, um, images

Mattew Souza (17:51):

Carefully. You might get something.

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

Um, you, you think, um, here we go. Here, here we go. Oh, gimme one second. I, I I got it. I got it. I got it. You think that you’re having a conversation with this girl online? Right here? Oh, shit. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (18:10):

Yeah. Her, her. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (18:12):

Yep. Okay. And, uh, and, and it’s bringing happiness to your life. And you like her and you send money to her and, and you’re having, and, and then eventually, uh, three years later, something happens. She vanishes or you never see her. But the truth is, is you just got quartered by a dude for three years.

Mattew Souza (18:34):


Sevan Matossian (18:34):

Who’s making money off you

Mattew Souza (18:36):

<laugh>. Damn.

Sevan Matossian (18:38):

What are the implications of that?

Mattew Souza (18:40):

Hey, how many of em you think, like, know it too, but are just like, whatever, they’re so bought into the, oh

Sevan Matossian (18:45):


Mattew Souza (18:45):

God. You know.

Sevan Matossian (18:46):

Oh God. Wow. Wow. I’ll take any love I can get.

Mattew Souza (18:51):

Yeah. Just push that thought down. Like, nah, she’s into me. It’s like going to the strip club and being like, oh, the stripper’s really into me, dude. <laugh>. It’s like

Sevan Matossian (19:00):

There’s a guy who catfished himself. You can do that.

Mattew Souza (19:05):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (19:07):

Hey, arranged marriage is healthier than what, than what I’d say. I bet you 50% of the people are doing out there. I know. It’s crazy.

Mattew Souza (19:17):

Arranged marriage.

Sevan Matossian (19:18):

Yeah. Hey, this kind idea of falling in love with someone and marrying them based on just love is like, this is modern. This is like one or 200 years. This came with sugar. This came with fucking, uh, industrialization. This came with sugar. You guys know that, right? People know that.

Mattew Souza (19:34):

Do you know anybody that’s gotten an arranged marriage?

Sevan Matossian (19:37):

Kind of. Kind of. And, and the one immediately pops to mind. They have four or five kids.

Mattew Souza (19:46):

And how’s their relationship,

Sevan Matossian (19:48):

I guess? Good. They’ve been married for a fucking long time. Mm-hmm. Pakis, P Paki, Pakistani, uh, couple

Mattew Souza (19:53):

Uhhuh. <affirmative>. Yeah, I know a couple too. Remember at the gym

Sevan Matossian (19:56):

That were arranged

Mattew Souza (19:58):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>,

Sevan Matossian (20:03):

Uh, 5 36. There is a, I don’t, I don’t know what I think about this, this next. Um, I think this is just a fun, intimate moment. Caught on, on tv. I think this is probably in the two thousands, but it feels so 1980 to me,


These are two, uh, famous. You, you, uh, uh, MMA icons. I wish I could remember this lady’s name. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. She, she’s, uh, one of the top, you know, commentators, uh, desk people over at uh, U F C. Super hot, crazy professional. Cool. By professional, I mean, you know, uh, knows her shit. Nose fighting. And here she’s with Rampage Jackson. He’s getting all wound up around her. I can’t tell what she’s asking here though. She says her question is like, for lack of a better word, is so white. How do the homeboys like you? How do the homeboys like you?

Mattew Souza (21:02):

Wait, is that she asked?

Sevan Matossian (21:04):

No, no one says that. The homeboys are the Mexicans. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (21:10):

Sounds. How do the homeboys respond to you? Cuz you know, I don’t necessarily see a letter folk.

Speaker 5 (21:13):

Yeah. <laugh> man. The black folk love man. I love black folk. Cause I’m black. Black girls love me too, man. I get hit on by black girls all the time. I be like, who? I be shot. I be showing my nip. I be doing my nippo dances. Black girls love me, man. I love them. Black girls back too, man. I be loving me. Some black women. Are you black part? Yeah. I love all parts of you. Ni black part. What other part are you?

Speaker 4 (21:29):

I’m, uh, Jamaican, black

Speaker 5 (21:30):

And white. She’s Jamaican. Me Horne. <laugh>. She’s hot. That’s why I gave her the interview. She’s hot. Thank you. Beyonce. I want a motorboat all on camera. Like all on the camera. You know, I be hunting humping and reporters, so you might not. I’ve seen it. <laugh>. You might, might wanna get away. I’ve been alone training camp. Get away from me. Get away.

Speaker 4 (21:45):

You got a lot of fans. How do the homeboys respond to you? Cause you know, I don’t,

Mattew Souza (21:50):

He was, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:52):

Hey, I think that’s a great, um, uh, call hr. Yeah, for sure. I think that’s a great characterization of a healthy man right there. That’s like, that’s like a, that’s just a healthy dude.

Mattew Souza (22:08):

Just the way he is acting you mean?

Sevan Matossian (22:10):

Yeah. I think that that’s just, yeah, that’s just like, that’s just a healthy man. Yeah. He’s, he’s getting in a frenzy. He’s with some f that chick’s like a fucking 10 and he’s getting in a frenzy. <laugh>. He’s trying to keep his shit together. Right. That’s like a super alpha entertaining man. But, but he’s, he’s part joking, but part not.

Mattew Souza (22:27):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like more not than is, but he is just so he doesn’t take it too far and get in trouble.

Sevan Matossian (22:33):

Hey, Savon, why don’t you like Marquez? Uh, I like Marquez. It sucked when he knocked out. Pao sucked, but good. I think he, I think he’s juiced up. Or Sherwood. Oh, pat Sherwood and Tommy Marquez. Were they douchey to you? I don’t think, I don’t douchey to me, I don’t let anyone be douchey to me. I thought all you cross the media, bro, stuck together after the shake up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We definitely did not stick together. The shake up. Listen, <laugh>, someone fucking walked in the room with a fucking gun and said, stick ’em up. And some people were like, okay. There. Well, there were 50 different ways you could react and we all got to see how each other react. Oh, Haley Adams was on Sherwood show. I saw.

Mattew Souza (23:30):

Mm, I saw

Sevan Matossian (23:30):

That. YouTube thinks I should watch it.

Mattew Souza (23:32):

Yeah, me too. I didn’t watch it. Did you watch

Sevan Matossian (23:34):

It? No, bro. Bro, I, I just got, um, I, I experienced, uh, emotions of ego that I I that, that I did not like to see in myself. Mm. Honestly, I wasn’t too, uh, I wasn’t, I wasn’t proud of my, uh, subtle.

Mattew Souza (23:49):

Good for you on cultivating awareness around that

Sevan Matossian (23:51):

Emotion. Thank you. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (23:52):

Thank you. That is good.

Sevan Matossian (23:56):

Okay. Here, this, this I’m gonna need, I’m gonna need help with this.

Mattew Souza (24:01):


Sevan Matossian (24:03):


Mattew Souza (24:04):

Your titles are hilarious. Sorry. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (24:07):

Oh, oh yeah. Thank you. Okay. 5 32. Now I’m, I’m gonna show you this and I’m gonna need help. So pay attention. Kevin. This is, this is, I’m gonna need guidance here for this one.

Speaker 6 (24:20):

How you doing? Alright.

Sevan Matossian (24:21):

Okay. So this is a guy, uh, comes out, uh, he’s in slippers, in a robe. I think maybe he had something in his mouth. He was smoking. Maybe it was a toothpick. I don’t know. Uh, and he walks out on his porch and there’s a two, I believe there’s two cops, um, but only one in frame. And the first time I, maybe we’ll watch this four times, but, but, but, but pay, pay attention to this, this, uh, what happens here?

Speaker 6 (24:48):


Sevan Matossian (24:49):

Uh, sit, wait, wait. Hold on. Uh, sit, uh, sit. Uh, sit. Uh, uh, Sid, get it. The chicken haw. Do you remember him?

Mattew Souza (24:56):

Yep. Yep.

Sevan Matossian (24:58):

Okay. Here we go. Uh, police officer Joe and, uh, Lamar have any interaction on the porch?

Speaker 6 (25:03):

Hey, I’m investigator in from the sheriff’s office. Uh, what’s your name? Steven Blunt. Steven Blunt. Yes, sir. Alright. Um, how long been staying here for a while now. Okay. Uh, what you do next?

Sevan Matossian (25:25):

Yeah. He’s smoking. Okay, so, uh, so, so listen, imagine your job is to, uh, uh, uh, pull people over and give them tickets for speeding, running stop signs. Um, if someone’s robbing a bank to run in, if someone’s holding a knife at a little kid’s neck to go and check out the situation to help old ladies who’ve fallen down in the street, all of those things, it’s one encompassing fucking job.


Now imagine that you’re just a regular fucking dip shit like me, sev, matossian, and you know that, that, and, and I, and I have a fucking, let’s say I have an IQ of like, I, I probably like an IQ of a hundred, somewhere between 95 and 105. And I can assess that these guys have a really tough job, a really tough job That that ha that it’s a huge swath of duties that they have to do. Huge swath from pulling a fucking dead skunk out of the middle of the street to walking up on someone who randomly pulls a gun and shoots at you.

Mattew Souza (26:38):

<laugh>. That’s fucking insane.

Sevan Matossian (26:46):

15 minutes ago, this guy was pulled over with a fucking shovel in his hand, taking a skunk out of the street in front of your house. A few minutes before then he got called to a call where your son got hit on a fucking bike by a fucking car, and he saved your son’s life. And did c P R on your fucking son? No, not one. 10 95 to 1 0 5 Max

Mattew Souza (27:11):


Sevan Matossian (27:14):

You can’t tell me you are worried. You, you, you are, you are, you’re gonna criticize these fucking guys. You think that this is some outlier fucking situation we’re watching. Oh, that’s a great freeze frame. Suza.

Mattew Souza (27:29):

That’s it wasn’t was a blunt. Yeah. Smoking a blunt.

Sevan Matossian (27:32):

Well, don’t say crazy. You don’t, I don’t know how you could say blunt. He’s smoking. You could

Mattew Souza (27:36):

See the pistol.

Sevan Matossian (27:37):

Oh shit. Suza beaver. You ain’t got shit on Suza

Mattew Souza (27:43):


Sevan Matossian (27:45):

You are telling me that. Let me tell you something. Anything, if you act even remotely fucking stupid and a cop clubs you, I don’t give a fuck. Fuck you.


I give them full car blanche Now. That’s your fucking dad right there. That’s your brother. That’s your husband, that’s your nephew. That’s your daughter. All he’s doing is walking up to this house. He ne that guy said his name was Steven Blunt, already being a fucking asshole by smoking in front of a cop already showing that he has no social fucking, uh, uh, um, just a, just a bitch. Like, you just don’t do that. You don’t walk up and talk to anyone with the blunt in your mouth. You’re ba you’re basically already saying you’re a scumbag. Colin Kaepernick got upset because his parents thought that cornrows made him look like a fucking hood rat. Hey, fuck you. That’s the society we live in. It’s okay. They’re signifiers. Yeah, exactly. The guy at the door wants to die. Yes. I’m, I’m gonna take it a step further. Yeah. No etiquette. Thank you. Was it a loss for words? No. There there’s a social, uh, [inaudible] This is a fucking, how could you, how could you expect someone to do this man’s job and not have just an abundance of, uh, compassion for him? Empathy and work with him when you see him buzzing around your town. This man or woman, you fucking nuts. I don’t fucking love cops. I fucking hate cops. Don’t get it twisted. I fucking hate a cop. I question the psychology of why you’d want that fucking job.

Mattew Souza (29:36):


Sevan Matossian (29:37):

You hate like, Hey dude, I love what they fucking do and I am not, I am not gonna fucking persecute someone who has the fucking worst job that has an insane swath of fucking duties that come to holding my son in his arm as he takes his last breath so I can fucking show up. Cuz he’s been hit by a car to fucking walking up to some guy’s house and I’m pulling.

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