Sevan Matossian (00:02):
Bam. We’re live. Oh, yeah. I like it. I could get with it. This is cool. It’s like the, it’s like the lp. LP is like a, a, a record, right?
Mattew Souza (00:15):
Lp.
Sevan Matossian (00:16):
Lp. Isn’t that, isn’t it? Lp?
Caleb Beaver (00:19):
I don’t know.
Caleb Beaver (00:19):
Is ep? Ep,
Sevan Matossian (00:21):
How come Caleb never gets in trouble for eating? I’ve never seen anyone be like, why is Caleb eating? Because he is beloved. Beloved Caleb. Beloved Beaver. He gets away with whatever. Yeah. Everyone likes to see a chewing Beaver
Caleb Beaver (00:33):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (00:34):
Uh, I think I had something here to start the show with it. The very top. Let me see. Um, like some statement. I wrote a statement. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So I have this friend, I don’t know if I’m supposed to say who they are. Maybe eventually they’ll tell me who they are, but they always like send me text messages and they comment on, like, they gimme answers on things that they’re experts on, right? This person is a, uh, has a, is a narrow bandwidth like we all do of their expertise. And so these were some things that they want, they sent me the other day to help me, um, understand some things. Good morning everyone, by the way. Good morning, Judy. Morning Bruce. Patrick. Good morning, Jetro. Good morning. Uh, Chris. Good morning. Chris. Uh, how would you say that name? Berfield Feld. Westerfeld. Eastfield. Feld. Felder Field. Feld.
Caleb Beaver (01:28):
I think it’s
Sevan Matossian (01:28):
Felder Feld. Isn’t there like some movement, like some movement. Movement. Like a movement about movement That’s like Felder. Christ. Felder. I don’t, I’m got confused. My wire a nutz. Look at this. Is this a new person? No. No. I recognize her picture. Hello? Nutz. Ms. LaMer. It. Look, uh, there’s not one new person here. This is the gang. I don’t see anyone in here.
Mattew Souza (01:51):
Ntts is new.
Sevan Matossian (01:52):
Ntts. No, I, well, maybe the name’s new. The picture’s not new. I recognize that per that face. Oh,
Mattew Souza (01:58):
New to me. Maybe.
Sevan Matossian (01:59):
What do you think that picture’s from? Look at her picture. Is she lying down?
Mattew Souza (02:06):
Yeah. Looks, looks like
Sevan Matossian (02:07):
It. Look at those lips. Those things are crazy. The be Look, I look what she wrote too. And she’s cool. Double smiley, cool lips. Cool. Um, statement. The beef. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (02:18):
See, you could eat, could do whatever
Sevan Matossian (02:21):
Is Valenzuela in the house. Uh, how about this person? Renee de.
Mattew Souza (02:26):
Very cute dog.
Sevan Matossian (02:28):
Oh, why the apostrophe after the Renee? Look it. And aren’t you pissed now too? No, I’m not new. It’s like, Hey, assholes, <laugh>. Good morning on the road. Uh, get to hear the whole show live. Oh, that’s dope. That’s how I would wanna listen to this show. That’s the best part of this show. If you have to drive somewhere that at least in my mind, that’s what I want it to be. I want it to be so like, when you’re driving, you’re just stoked. I want it to be like, if we’re, if we’re done before you get there, you fucking hate it. And if and if you have to. And if you get there and still going, you don’t want to get out of the car. Those are like that. That’s how I know I’m fucking the shit.
Caleb Beaver (03:06):
What about this guy?
Sevan Matossian (03:08):
Uh, Haywood Jab. Blow me. <laugh> <laugh>. Oh, oh my goodness.
Mattew Souza (03:17):
Gosh.
Sevan Matossian (03:18):
Yeah. I like Haywood. He’s a cool dude.
Mattew Souza (03:21):
<laugh> Haywood. What about Sha Cook? That seems new.
Sevan Matossian (03:25):
Um, yeah. Definitely new. Definitely new. Definitely new. Look at, that’s fucking, that’s a strong fucking human being. My God. If I could go back and redo life again, I would only date six foot tall women who are over two bills. <laugh> would have some sort. I would just have just <laugh> and only two at a time. Can you imagine if I had two six foot tall women who are 200 pounds each? That would be 400 pounds of women.
Mattew Souza (03:57):
<laugh>.
Caleb Beaver (03:58):
You’d probably get suffocated
Sevan Matossian (04:00):
<laugh>. Dude.
Mattew Souza (04:01):
Two great dates too.
Sevan Matossian (04:03):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (04:04):
Real big. We do everything real
Sevan Matossian (04:05):
Big. And I would always sleep between them. You know how like the dude’s supposed to sleep on the edge to protect the woman? Never
Caleb Beaver (04:12):
<laugh>. They’d protect
Sevan Matossian (04:12):
You. Look at Jessica’s close to six feet. Fine. I would have a fucking, it would be like, it would be like the fights I’d give a, oh, uh, like a five pound allowance. You could do 1 95, 5 11 <laugh>. But you’d have to wear a platform. Shoes. Okay, so I have this expert, I have this friend who’s an expert. And um, just say you like men. Dude, hold on, dude. Show 1600. Gimme a fucking second. Don’t. He’s like standing behind me in the closet going, you first, you first
Mattew Souza (04:41):
David’s in the house.
Sevan Matossian (04:42):
Yeah. It’s like, I’m like holding the sides of the closet trying not to fall out. This motherfucker’s got his foot in my back. <laugh>, get the fuck out there and put some dick in your mouth. No, David. Chill.
Mattew Souza (04:50):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (04:54):
I was thinking about that yesterday. The, the, the reason why I’m not gay is because I never wonder if I’m gay. <laugh>. And, and you know what else I realize is like, I’m not into lesbian stuff at all. Like, you know how guys like to see two girls get together. Like that’s, I’ve ne not once in my life have I ever been interested in seeing that, that that’s not the kind of porn that interests me. Nothing. I just like some good old-fashioned missionary porn.
Mattew Souza (05:18):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (05:20):
May maybe pin the ankles behind the ears once in a while.
Mattew Souza (05:22):
Oh, crazy. Don’t good. Yeah. Good nuts.
Sevan Matossian (05:26):
But I was just thinking the other day, and
Mattew Souza (05:29):
I like
Sevan Matossian (05:29):
To watch it. Hey, you started motherfucker. Get your foot outta my back and get, let me come outta the closet of my own speed. You start fucking, uh, telling me I’m damn have to overcompensate
(05:39):
Telling you about the 20 twosome I had one time. Okay. Uh, here we go. So here, this is the expert. Um, uh, this is some the expert. Uh, this is some feedback on the past shows. The expert gave me, uh, Gary needs, uh, needs to learn how to help his wife masturbate <laugh>. So her inability to have orgasm is, is part of the problem. He says the the or who says who? This expert. Uh, this person says I’m not gay because I like giant hogs. Okay, cool. Thank you. Of course I’m not, I I have a giant hog.
Mattew Souza (06:09):
Doesn’t that seem
Sevan Matossian (06:10):
Giant? Hogs are the greatest thing in the world. It’s like
Mattew Souza (06:13):
Counterintuitive. You like big dicks? You’re not gay. Yeah. How could you be gay? I enjoy a big dick. Whatcha are you talking about?
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
Fucking giant. I eat hotdogs like I eat corn. <laugh>. That’s how I know I’m not gay. I eat ’em like, like this. That’s how fucking straight I am. Fucking understand. <laugh>
Mattew Souza (06:30):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (06:34):
I’m straight as fuck. I ate a hot dog from the side. Yeah. I swear to God. I wish I was a comedian. Holy shit.
Mattew Souza (06:42):
Oh, that was a good, that’s a good pit. You know how No, I’m not gay. You ever catch me on barbecuing? A hot dog like
Mattew Souza (06:47):
This? <laugh>?
Mattew Souza (06:48):
Never.
Sevan Matossian (06:52):
Oh, okay. Yeah. How you eat hot dogs? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, dad. That’s how eat bananas too. How the fuck did you,
Mattew Souza (06:57):
How’d you got that on you?
Sevan Matossian (06:59):
Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. You and Nick Rod. Oh God. I love Nicki Rod. That’s, I know. I am gay. Fuck Nicki Rod’s a stud. That was amazing. Wow. What a fucking hetero move. Eat a banana from the side. I’m gonna teach my poised to do that.
Mattew Souza (07:18):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (07:22):
Okay, here we go. Oh, look, RB just gave $20 for that bit. I know. That was good.
Mattew Souza (07:28):
Thanks.
Sevan Matossian (07:28):
Rb. Uh, who, no one said she’s not getting off, but it’s just, these are just some perspectives. And I do, in all honesty, I do think that like, it’s important, like you’re, your, your, your mate should know how to get themself off. If, I mean, if, if, if you’re into girls, your girls should know how to get herself off. If she can’t get herself off, you’re fucked in general. <laugh>. Um, okay. Uh, here we go. Um, uh, uh, so, so she, this person’s just suggesting that, um, uh, listen to Alison. You can also put your mouth on a dick from the side. That’s how I know I’m not gay. Cause I put my mouth on a dick from the side.
Mattew Souza (08:06):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (08:08):
Uh, okay, here’s, um, you, uh, uh, mixed, uh, mixed kids are called Oreos and half Moon cookies as racial slurs. Mixed kids are called Oreo. How is calling someone an Oreo? A racial slur, though? I’ve never heard Half Moon. Yeah, those sound disgusting. Are those those marshmallow things covered? I, I think I know what those are. They’re old school shit. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It’s like two wafers with a marshmallow in between ’em and, and the marshmallows. White, white and the wafers are like cookies. Cheap ass cookies dipped in chocolate. No,
Caleb Beaver (08:40):
I think that’s a moon pie.
Sevan Matossian (08:42):
Oh,
Caleb Beaver (08:43):
Half of ’em cookies are these ones.
Sevan Matossian (08:46):
Oh yeah. Oh, those are good <laugh>. It’s what a weak racial slur. Yeah. That’s pretty cute. You’re a fucking, you’re a moon cookie. You’re an Oreo. Yeah. Thank you. I’ll take it. Uh, black people are the most racist. Na uh, most racist against natives and Jews. Uh, mostly because they’re taught to want to li to be like white people. So they need some other minority group to push down. And, uh, finally Laura Hova is definitely gay <laugh>, but that’s just some What? This was a sex expert. You said? This is just an expert in just, oh, an expert. Got a expert. And this is the bandwidth. This person is a expert in sex and, um, and, uh, and black and white relations, melanated skin, uh, social understanding.
Mattew Souza (09:30):
Insightful. Yeah, like that last one there.
Sevan Matossian (09:33):
It’s, I’m, I’ll, I’ll do these periodically. This is just a quick note from the community. Maybe this person should start an account. They should have a name like Dr. Dr. Sex and Race, sex, race, race, sex, slack. This person Will, any problems we have about, uh, this Lexus, about our sexuality, uh, or our, or understanding of, uh, race. We’ll, we’ll, um, ask this person. Hey, um, I, I need help, uh, reconciling a couple things here. Can we go to, um, I think it’s 4 94. This one’s gonna challenge you. Uh, this one’s gonna challenge you. Uh, Mr. Beaver, there’s a picture here of Danny Spiegel. Someone sent me on Facebook <laugh>. And, and it’s a trifecta ad.
Mattew Souza (10:24):
I’m just already laughing. I don’t even
Caleb Beaver (10:25):
Know why 4 94 is an Instagram link.
Sevan Matossian (10:28):
Uh, uh, above it, you don’t see a picture of, uh, Danny Spiegel riding a bicycle saying 50% off. And it shows like a bunch of food and it says hit, hit, uh, um,
Caleb Beaver (10:37):
4 94.
Sevan Matossian (10:39):
Yeah. No, it says, wait, I thought it didn’t matter what your body looked like.
Caleb Beaver (10:43):
Yeah. It’s not underneath there.
Sevan Matossian (10:45):
Oh, do, do you see the picture?
Caleb Beaver (10:49):
Let me see. It’s on Facebook.
Sevan Matossian (10:52):
Uh, yeah, but I just took a screenshot of it, or someone sent me a screenshot of it. By the way, whoever sent me that screenshot needs to charge their phone. <laugh>. Uh, while Caleb looks for that, I want to, I wanna play this, um, tier ad for you, and it’s kind of good that I play it so I can stop it and, okay. Kind about it. Yeah. I want, so, so check this is, this is the ad. Uh, this is, I think this is an ad. I think this is paid for, um, I guess it should say paid for ad here or something. Hashtag ad. Oh, thank you. Tiers sport for the, for full on support, uh, of my mission to change the narrative.
Mattew Souza (11:34):
Awesome.
Sevan Matossian (11:35):
Out of No. And so this is the narratives that she’s claiming that there is. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
As women, we’re taught in’s, childhood that we have to look a certain
Sevan Matossian (11:42):
Way. So as women, uh, you’re taught from childhood that you have to look a certain way. That’s her, that’s the narrative. She’s pushing.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Eat a certain
Sevan Matossian (11:50):
Way. Uh, eat a certain way. Mm.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Talk a certain way.
Sevan Matossian (11:53):
Talk a certain way. So I wonder if you’re not taught that, if you’re not a nor if you’re not a woman. Is that what she’s saying?
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Mm. A
Sevan Matossian (12:01):
Certain way. A dream, a certain way.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
We’re taught the limits of who we can
Sevan Matossian (12:05):
Be. We’re taught the limits of who we can be
Speaker 7 (12:07):
And given boxes to fit ourselves into.
Sevan Matossian (12:11):
You’re given boxes that you have to fit yourself into. I don’t wanna see one of those boxes.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I’m sick of hearing people tell them what they can and can’t be.
Sevan Matossian (12:22):
So after telling us what the narrative is, now she’s let us know. She’s sick of telling people, telling her what she can and can’t be. <laugh>
Mattew Souza (12:30):
Makes sense.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
That narrative ends today.
Sevan Matossian (12:34):
Narrative’s over today. So even though, even though this video will keep it perpetuated forever,
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I am done being defined by my appearance.
Sevan Matossian (12:43):
There it is. I’m done being defined by my appearance. People do not ever let anyone tell you that your appearance is so fun. Use your fucking appearance. She clearly gives a fuck about her appearance. Clearly a hundred percent <laugh> care. You should care about your appearance. Do not like if you step in dog shit. You should care. You should care. You should definitely care about your appearance.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
And I know other women are as well. Our bodies are beautiful
Sevan Matossian (13:21):
Because our bodies are beautiful. Not all of ’em, not all of them. <laugh>. It is kind of funny though. This shot right up your fucking, your butt hole <laugh> and your ched and your that our bodies are beautiful. While it’s aimed right at your, uh, anus and your genitalia.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
As of what they can do, not
Sevan Matossian (13:38):
What they, our bodies are beautiful for. What they can do is a like not for what they look like. That is not true. That is not, that is not, that is a hundred percent not true. And, and, and it, and it’s a discriminatory and something, um, to suggest that I can’t enjoy my eyes, can’t enjoy something for its appearance, it’s fucking absolutely fucking batshit crazy.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
My body can clean a 250 pound
Sevan Matossian (14:01):
Sandbag. I know. And that was amazing that you did that with ease and a smile on your face. I have the fucking hats off to you’re beast in
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Front of a fat crowd. It can throw a 215 pound log overhead,
Sevan Matossian (14:12):
215 pound log overhead. You can grab your ankles while picking something off the ground.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
It can endure hour after hour in the gym. It can sweat and bleed without breaking.
Sevan Matossian (14:24):
But can you eat a hotdog sideways?
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I can push the limits of everything I’ve imagined, but also everything I haven’t dared to imagine yet. More importantly, my body can lead a revolution of women
Sevan Matossian (14:36):
Ready. Her body can lead a revolution of women.
Mattew Souza (14:41):
There’s no way she wrote this. You know, you know, she
Sevan Matossian (14:43):
Didn’t write this. She’s fucking nuts.
Mattew Souza (14:45):
You know, she was just told to read the script.
Sevan Matossian (14:47):
You’re not even making any sense. No one even knows what you’re talking about. I’m gonna be very super clear. It it, it’s like this feel good piece for some, for girls with trauma. I get it. But no one, no one really knows what you’re saying. You’re not like pointing at anything like, like actionable.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Reclaim their seat at the table.
Sevan Matossian (15:05):
Reclaim your seat at the table.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Reclaim the table itself. And that’s,
Sevan Matossian (15:09):
That’s a great, uh, shop, right? The way right there.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
True beauty.
Sevan Matossian (15:14):
That is you claiming your seat at the table is true. Beauty. No, that’s not true. Beauty.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I’m proud to partner with Tier A brand that supports women, individuals, and athletes with similar missions and dreams.
Sevan Matossian (15:26):
Oh, it’s a brand that supports individuals, women and athletes tier. What have you done to yourself? What the fuck have you done to yourself
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Together? We’re taking the first step to eliminate these issues for women. It’s time for a new story.
Sevan Matossian (15:42):
What’s the first step? What’s the first step? I wanna know what the first step is. They just, together. We’re taking the first step. Dude, just so you know, that journey’s already done
Mattew Souza (15:53):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (15:54):
Uh, I, I mean this with no disrespect, but she needs to be domesticated. I know. It’s, it’s, she’s filthy. It’s just completely, it’s uh, it’s uh, it’s a master. She’s a chronic masturbator. But, but here’s the funny part. Here’s, here’s, oh, that’s not good. Oh, I thought my emails popped up for a second.
Mattew Souza (16:14):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (16:16):
God. So good at that. Uh, here, the, the best part is about to show up. Can you sh look at this? Uh, also in conjunction with that, this ad is also running on fucking Facebook. This is the part I want you to see.
Mattew Souza (16:32):
Awesome.
Sevan Matossian (16:33):
Yeah. She refuses to sit when she pees. I, I probably a hundred percent. It. It’s almost like she hates being a woman. It’s just like, just say it. It’s okay. Be you really wanna be yourself. Just tell us how you really feel instead of all that shit. Can you see this? Can you pull that up by any chance, Caleb, she has an ad and it says, countdown to summer, hit the beach in your best body ever. And it’s 50% off trifecta. So with one company, she’s telling you her body I image, which her body looks like, doesn’t matter. And in this other one, it’s 100%. By the way, she has 1.6 million followers on, um, uh, Instagram. I guarantee you 1.5 million 999, uh, of them are, uh, there for her body. It’s just fucking bizarre. I don’t mean to pick on her <laugh> at all. It’s just, it’s just such, it’s just such a, um, can you see it by any chance, Caleb?
Mattew Souza (17:33):
No, I can’t find it.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
Oh, you just wouldn’t need to pull up her Instagram. No, it’s this picture. It’s a picture that, um, I, it’s funny, I can’t get it off either. Maybe I can control, uh, save as, oh, I’ll save it as something, um, in my, to me, me in my downloads, uh, webpage. Complete sync webpage. Single file. I don’t know what to save it as. Let me see if I can open it. Uh, it doesn’t allow. Oh, oh, nope. I can’t open it. God damn. I, I wonder why I can’t show you this. Maybe I can make this a full size screen. Do you see the picture in there though, Caleb?
Mattew Souza (18:13):
No, I cannot.
Sevan Matossian (18:15):
Damn it. Well, this bit doesn’t work. I take all that stuff back. If I can’t show you this, hold on. Oh, maybe I can take a screenshot of it and then, uh, what is that? Command five. Oh, even then I can’t, oh, maybe can you, can you Google trifecta? Um, I’m
Mattew Souza (18:39):
On, I’m on the Instagram, but I don’t
Sevan Matossian (18:41):
See it. No, it’s not on Instagram. Someone took a screenshot of their phone. It’s from Facebook. How would I do it? Control. Open image and new tab. There you go. Oh shit. Did I just do it? There it is. Got it. Here we go.
Mattew Souza (18:56):
I’m sorry guys.
Sevan Matossian (19:01):
There we go. So this is, this is also going, so after all that, there’s an ad here. Hit the beach in your best body ever. Oh, shouldn’t that best body ever just be showing us what it can do? Count down to summer, 50% off meal prep.
Mattew Souza (19:22):
<laugh>. Hmm.
Sevan Matossian (19:25):
Yo, we know, um, um, we know that you’ll go wherever the money is. You don’t need to tell us. We got it. You don’t ever need to tell us. We know we’re, I’m not even judging you for it. You go wherever the money is. I know someone’s trying to, um, uh, uh, doesn’t Spiegel endorse a meal prep service that tells her Exactly. I mean, that’s the whole thing. She, she can’t reconcile her shit. Yo, dude, why can’t you just be like, yo, my body’s fucking insane. I know you boys want to fucking eat a fucking donut outta my ass. Crack <laugh>. I’m telling you the guys that follow you think the most craziest shit about you. I’m like, shit, that’s like crazy shit. Like every minute, 24 hours a day between some guy’s ears. You’re doing some crazy shit. Danny,
Mattew Souza (20:17):
I’d be curious to know what the demographic is for men versus women on her Instagram outta that 1.6 mil.
Sevan Matossian (20:23):
90, 90% dudes, 80
Mattew Souza (20:25):
Dudes. This is on my Facebook.
Sevan Matossian (20:27):
Get into the best shape of your life with dietician, design meals plus a complete transformation program. Yeah. Look, it transform you to what? Oh, you mean, so you’ll have a nice body. So someone will want to touch that body up against your body. I, I seriously want to see who she dates if, how beau the guy she dates, how beautiful he is. Let me guess. You don’t care what he looks like. You’re like, Hey, can I just see your numbers? 95%. I know. Anyone think that Emily Kaplan kind of looks like Danny. Anyway,
Caleb Beaver (21:01):
That’s a stretch.
Sevan Matossian (21:03):
<laugh>, whoever sent me that. Thank you. I think it’s kind of funny.
Mattew Souza (21:05):
Thank you. Sex expert.
Sevan Matossian (21:07):
Yeah. No, no. That wasn’t from this expert. That was from someone else. Oh. Um, I saw this video of this, uh, of this kid. This. Did you see this kid, um, got, uh, killed by the cops in, um, in, uh, Utah.
Caleb Beaver (21:28):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.
Sevan Matossian (21:31):
I’m gonna show you. I’m gonna show, oh, oh, sorry. I’m taking over Caleb’s job. Caleb. 4 96. Can you open the Instagram account?
Caleb Beaver (21:37):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (21:38):
Now listen, I want you guys to l when this pops up, this kid got killed by the cops. I want, I want, what’s the first thing that pops into your mind?
Mattew Souza (21:46):
Uh, racism.
Sevan Matossian (21:48):
<laugh>. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (21:52):
I heard killed by cops. That’s all. That was enough for me.
Sevan Matossian (21:55):
Just look at the picture. Look at the fucking picture. Now I’m gonna give you a choice. Mormon Fair? Yeah. That’s cuz I told you, Utah. Why is Hiller alive? I don’t know.
Mattew Souza (22:10):
Yeah. Why? Why? Gotta do
Sevan Matossian (22:11):
That. Tell him I said hi. You got start. Everyone start telling me the comments. How he has more people watching than me. Please. I like it when you guys do that. A gay guy. This guy was killed by the cops. Um, uh, these are your choices. Um, do you think he, um, was, uh, resisting the cops or do you think he was complying? Uh, suza.
Mattew Souza (22:33):
Uh, I’m gonna go with resisting,
Sevan Matossian (22:35):
But Wow. Wow. Oh, and why would you choose resisting?
Mattew Souza (22:39):
Well, I, I think that that action would nor normally leads to more physicality from the cops. And then sometimes gun violence from the cops.
Sevan Matossian (22:48):
Yeah. This fucking guy wouldn’t even fucking lower his window. And he is got tinted windows. He’s got it like crack. Like this. He’s got a fucking gun in the car. I think that’s legal
Mattew Souza (22:58):
Though, with the, not the window tint, but that mountain, you have to roll
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
It down. I’m sure. I’m sure it is. But, but, but you’re like, you’re fucking with dudes with guns who pulled you over. He hands them his passport and they go, so you’re, they say his name. What’s his name? They’re like, so you’re Chase Allen. He goes, well, that’s just a piece of plastic I handed you. And then the cop’s like, so this is a fraudulent passport. And then he’s like, no. And he’s, and he’s fucking around. And so they ask him to get outta the car and he is like, no.
Caleb Beaver (23:24):
Uh,
Sevan Matossian (23:27):
And fucking he gets, he they end up seeing a gun and he gets fucking shot. Do not fucking resist arrest. Do not fuck with cops. Yeah. It’s so obvious what happened. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
Caleb Beaver (23:43):
You can’t even see through
Sevan Matossian (23:44):
Those windows. Listen, who cares if you’re right? He doesn’t even get to celebrate that. He’s right. Like he’s dead. He’s fucking dead. Hmm.
(23:58):
Sovereign citizen. Love those guys. Yeah, it’s probably some shit like that dude. Like, you have to understand that the whole thing is just a fabrication. Just this whole thing. We’ve kind of made it up. This, the constitution, the laws, the police. We’re trying to figure out how we can all live here together. We’ve put together this fucking plan, this experiment. And we’re, and we’re, and, and, and like, you can either like flow with the experiment and try to live as long as you can based on your fucking biology. Right? So you can keep contributing to the experiment. A sovereign citizen, a member of a political movement of people who oppose this taxation. Que questions of legitimacy of the government and believes they’re not subject to law. You’re not. You’re not. But do you wanna, do you wanna like remember it’s, it’s all a game. Your shit’s just as much of a game as the other shit is. And like, do you wanna go home and like, and and, and look across the dinner table eating a bowl of soup at your girlfriend, smiling, knowing you’re gonna get to climb under the warm she’s with her. Or do you wanna be dead? Cuz you fucking wouldn’t. You said something stupid to the fucking cops.
Mattew Souza (25:02):
That’s tough. I mean, I wonder how it escalated to where they shot inside the car.
Sevan Matossian (25:06):
Oh, they got the video here. I got the video. You wanna play it. It’s, it’s right above it.
Mattew Souza (25:10):
Yeah. I wanna
Sevan Matossian (25:11):
See here. They, they see, so some cop sees a gun and starts yelling gun
Mattew Souza (25:15):
And then they just shoot him though.
Sevan Matossian (25:17):
Yeah. Like,
Mattew Souza (25:18):
You’re allowed to have a fucking gun. What? Stay with this. Was this in,
Sevan Matossian (25:21):
Uh, Utah? It doesn’t matter. All that stuff doesn’t even matter to what I’m saying though. Like, he, he handled it. He didn’t ha he chose the,
Mattew Souza (25:30):
I’m not about total compliance. I’m about total compliance within the written law. Like, you can’t just be afraid and see a gun and fucking shoot somebody. What if he was a law abi citizen? How do they know
Sevan Matossian (25:39):
Whether that, whether that’s true or
Mattew Souza (25:41):
Not? Stop legitimate. Did he have the, did they need to talk to the cops? Did he comply up to that point? Did the cops try to escalate the force on their end? Like, there’s so much to it though.
Sevan Matossian (25:51):
Soon as you roll your window down like that, I think you’re a fucking asshole and you’re asking to get shot. Me personally, cuz that’s how much I value my life. Like you’re getting pulled on. But
Mattew Souza (26:00):
Now we’re just afraid of the enforcers of the state. That’s where I have the issue with. Because if the state’s gonna make rules, these guys have to drive the street and make us comply to those rules.
Sevan Matossian (26:09):
Right?
Mattew Souza (26:10):
And so this is the same government that we push back against all the time. These are their foot
Sevan Matossian (26:14):
Soldiers. Then what? Hey, you don’t have to put, um, shopping carts back. You’re, it’s the same thing. Like just do your fucking part.
Mattew Souza (26:21):
No one’s a courtesy act that doesn’t have life or death consequences. Yes. And one is a law and a procedure that needs to be followed to the T and cannot have a motion evolved. One of the motions, he’s
Sevan Matossian (26:30):
I’m talking about the guy rolling down the window. I’m talking about the guy rolling down the window.
Mattew Souza (26:34):
Well, if he was in compliance with that law, then it doesn’t matter. Sure. It might be shitty attitude might not have been favorable. But if you only have to roll your window down X amount of inches and within compliance of the law that these cops are upholding, then that doesn’t warrant him being shot.
Sevan Matossian (26:48):
No. And they didn’t shoot him for the window being down. But what I’m
Mattew Souza (26:51):
Saying, it’s to have a shitty attitude
Sevan Matossian (26:52):
Either. But, but Right. But what I’m saying is, is you don’t have your window down all the way. So now you’ve taken the ch and your windows are tinted. It’s all within the law, let’s say. But what you’ve chosen is to play a game with guys with guns. Now you’re obstructing their view. That, that’s all I’m saying. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. I I’m agreeing with everything you’re saying. I’m just saying I prefer to get home.
Mattew Souza (27:12):
I mean, yeah, me too. I I rolled out my window all the way because I know that the, the law isn’t fought on the street. It’s fought in the court.
Sevan Matossian (27:19):
But you don’t have to roll your window down all the way. Yeah. I fucking, all the power to You don’t roll it down all the way. Hey. And this guy has a fucking gun in the car. I’m not arguing about what’s, what’s, what’s right or wrong here. Um, I’m arguing about what, uh, or, or that, that’s not my argument. My argument is, is like, do you wanna get home or not? Uh, it might not be legitimate to shoot a guy who reaches for his glove box either. But if a guy has a gun and he’s a cop and you reach for your glove box, um, anyway, go ahead. But you can play it. I think this is okay to place. I’m not actually, I’m not sure.
Mattew Souza (27:57):
<laugh> play it for a little bit. Stop it. Every too
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Hand in the direction of the gun in a,
Mattew Souza (28:02):
Oh, it’s in a holster on his waist. The plot thickened
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Bolster on his hip. Go,
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Officers
Mattew Souza (28:20):
Something.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
They tried helping him with first aid after the shooting officers found the gun on the
Sevan Matossian (28:28):
Hey. And you know what I thought right away? I thought they planted the gun, to be honest with you.
Mattew Souza (28:32):
Okay. Well that was weird though cuz all of a sudden it went from Did the video freeze?
Sevan Matossian (28:36):
Yeah. No, no, they’re not this, this, um, news station doesn’t show the whole video. The whole video is somewhere. Oh. Uh, seems aggressive. Sure. Uh, they said get outta the car. He said no. Yep. All that’s true. Um, uh, don’t you have the right to resist an unlawful arrest? I I have no idea. You all, all these things you guys might be saying are true. I’m just saying if I’m giving advice to my kids, I’m lower your, uh, this is what I do when a cop pulls me over. I lower my window all the way. I turn the car off, I put the keys on the dash, I put my hands on the steering wheel. I turn the fucking dome light on. Hello, officer. I like, I like, I’m not interested in, um, getting, I’m not, I’m not interested. That’s not, as Susan was saying, I’m not interested in fighting what anything right there with anyone.
Caleb Beaver (29:20):
Something very similar happened to me when I was, uh, when I was in Jordan, I was driving up to a gate that I was not aware of. Um, where’s
Sevan Matossian (29:28):
Jordan? Just outside of, uh, Philadelphia.
Caleb Beaver (29:31):
Yeah. Yeah. Right outside <laugh>. So I was, um, I was driving some patients to, uh, the hospital and we had to stop by one the someplace that I hadn’t been before. Um, cause we were gonna spend the night and I hadn’t been to the, any of the gates before. So I was just kind of driving up to it. And uh, like as soon as I got within like a hundred yards, two local nationals started like running after us with their guns.
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