Sevan Matossian (00:00):
I don’t break down. Bam. We’re live. Oh, no.
Mattew Souza (00:04):
Sevan Matossian (00:06):
The sign’s sick, right?
Mattew Souza (00:08):
Yeah. The sign’s really cool. It turned out, gives it a whole new vibe, like behind you how the glow on the cards and all this stuff. Did you fix that up behind you too?
Sevan Matossian (00:17):
Uh, I, there was, there used to be bo the cards used to be over there and then Oh yeah. And moved them over there. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (00:23):
It looks freaking awesome.
Sevan Matossian (00:26):
Um, shoot. And this thing comes with a pretty fancy remote. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, but I can’t get it to work. It, it worked for, oh,
Mattew Souza (00:34):
All those are colors you could put
Sevan Matossian (00:35):
On. Yeah. And it’s got an on off switch, but now none of it works. It worked for like a minute.
Mattew Souza (00:42):
Weird. I wonder why it doesn’t
Sevan Matossian (00:44):
And Oh, and I could dim, I could dim it. Well, I can’t, but I could stop doing it. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (00:54):
All right. We’ll have to check that out. Look into it. Cuz I think it’d be cool if you always played with the color and the brightness.
Sevan Matossian (00:59):
Um, and then it has a thing where it even will, like, will go through different colors. Oh. And it has different color temperatures. Yeah. It’s fancy.
Mattew Souza (01:07):
Sevan Matossian (01:07):
This was one of Athena’s friends who made this.
Mattew Souza (01:11):
It’s freaking, I don’t know, but I know it’s looks freaking.
Sevan Matossian (01:16):
Anyway, the remote, the remotes trick.
Mattew Souza (01:20):
I bet you could get like another one of those remotes for pretty cheap.
Sevan Matossian (01:24):
Is that the same Alison?
Mattew Souza (01:26):
Sevan Matossian (01:27):
She just changed her picture.
Mattew Souza (01:29):
Swapped it up.
Sevan Matossian (01:33):
Yeah. This is going, this is, this is gonna sound pretentious, but it’s not. I guess it is pretentious. Hmm. I think I’m so much cooler because you guys got me this and I didn’t do it myself.
Mattew Souza (01:47):
That’s good. You know what I mean? No, totally.
Sevan Matossian (01:49):
This is like, I gotta blow a job instead of suck myself off <laugh>. Do you know what I mean?
Mattew Souza (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. Like could everybody,
Sevan Matossian (01:58):
First of all, I would’ve never done anything this cool. You guys have to understand this thing is like, this thing is not a joke. It comes with a big steel bracket. Um, it, it’s, it’s pretty, uh, fancy. It’s like, could you hear that? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like, it’s like legit. It’s like rogue made it for me. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (02:20):
Sevan Matossian (02:22):
And, yeah. It’s crazy. It’s crazy. And, and the fact that I was thinking about how I was, someone even got upset in the comments. I was poking fun at people like Sean Ryan or these people who like, have these fancy sets or even even our homeboy, Patrick. Oh, Sean Ryan. Even Patrick, bed David, except his isn’t over the top, but you know, just where they have the stacked bottles and the mood lighting and just all that shit. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (02:47):
Like a bunch of dumb books behind him or something was smart.
Sevan Matossian (02:50):
Well, no, it, it’s just kind of like I get wanting to, I like, I just like Joe Rogan shit. I just like the, I truly believe that’s just shit on a desk. And it’s like, you kind of want it to be clean and you want a certain kind of image, but you don’t want to go over the top. Yeah. Start, you start to kind of look like a poser.
Mattew Souza (03:10):
Sevan Matossian (03:11):
And, you know, and I, and even, even like the thing, and I wasn’t in the military, so I don’t know how those guys talk, but like, when ca when I, when I share times with Caleb, Caleb does all the times in military time. Like, I’ll be like, Hey, can we do a show at, I know, you know, at, at two. And he is like, yeah, 1600 is perfect or 1400 is perfect. I’m like, okay. But like in Jocko’s show, when he is like, I’m here with Echo Charlie 7 4, 7 3 and it’s like dark and moon. And just part of me is like, I, it just takes away from the authenticity right away for me. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But maybe it is how they really are. Hmm. But anyway, I just feel like this is so authentic. It’s just like, yeah, the homies did this.
Mattew Souza (03:46):
Yeah. That’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (03:49):
Um, it was, it was quite the test of my patience. Um, kidding
Mattew Souza (03:54):
Sevan Matossian (03:54):
Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. Putting it up with, because my boys were in here.
Mattew Souza (03:58):
Sevan Matossian (03:59):
And they really want me, they really want to be on the podcast so bad.
Mattew Souza (04:04):
Sevan Matossian (04:05):
And so they’re like sitting in the chairs and they’re like, so, uh, Hiller, when’s the last time you shaved your back? They’re like saying stuff like that. And he is like, they’re like suza and they, and they, cause I have those mics over there and it’s
Mattew Souza (04:16):
Sevan Matossian (04:17):
And they’re like touching shit on my desk. One of my son Joseph goes, this room’s not fun because everything in here belongs to Heidi. Meaning
Mattew Souza (04:25):
Sevan Matossian (04:26):
That’s funny. Yeah. Like he knows.
Mattew Souza (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh wait, did we reach 21,000?
Sevan Matossian (04:31):
Oh, did we do it?
Mattew Souza (04:33):
Hold on. It’ll drop back down. Get back up drop. Yeah. As as YouTube plays with our hearts. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (04:37):
Jet’s birthday’s coming up in two days. March 20th.
Mattew Souza (04:41):
Wow. You jethro’s birthday.
Sevan Matossian (04:43):
Mattew Souza (04:44):
Look at, you got a little birthday calendar over there.
Sevan Matossian (04:47):
Yeah. Let me see how
Mattew Souza (04:48):
Birthday calendar. Shout
Sevan Matossian (04:49):
Out Jethro. March 20th
Mattew Souza (04:51):
For 2 99. Guys, you could get a cameo seven on your phone. <laugh>. Yeah. You want me
Sevan Matossian (04:54):
To, you want me to You want me to wish happy? Yeah. Two ninety nine. I wish you happy birthday.
Mattew Souza (04:59):
Oh, I do it. But I pay you, I give you a dollar
Sevan Matossian (05:02):
Mattew Souza (05:04):
But I tell everybody you paid me. That’s how that works.
Sevan Matossian (05:08):
I, um, in our thread this morning, there’s the, the games is getting tore up.
Mattew Souza (05:14):
Sevan Matossian (05:15):
You saw that shit just pie pouring in this morning. Yeah. I
Mattew Souza (05:19):
Usually ignore that thread and then when I sit down, I’ll like go up to the next, uh, text that I recognize and then I’ll just read through the whole thing. Cuz there’s just so much going on. It’s hard to like stay on top of
Sevan Matossian (05:29):
It. What’s crazy is I thought half these people like sucked to loved the games and they, I don’t know if we corrupted them or they finally saw the light, but they’re like, yeah, today’s show is gonna be fun. Oh. Um, I think we have to move. I think we should move Sunday show to
Mattew Souza (05:50):
Oh four. 4:00 PM
Sevan Matossian (05:51):
Yeah. We should tell Telo Yes. And then we need to, and then we need to respond to Colton Merton’s also, I’ll I’ll remind you after the show. You don’t have to worry. I’ll remind. I got, I didn’t open the text messages. Okay. So don’t, don’t stress. Um, uh, Philip Kelly’s coming on today. Uh, Philip is a guy who’s been on the show. You guys know him in the comments And, uh, Philip God’s poor. Oh shit. I forgot my coffee. Son of a bitch. Go grab it. That’s okay. I’ll, well, my wife, um, I’m, I’ll have her bring it. I forgot my coffee. It’s funny. My eyes are clo I noticed my eyes were starting to close, like I was falling asleep and I was about to take a sip of my coffee <laugh>. Um, can you bring to me? Sure.
Mattew Souza (06:32):
All right. It looks so much cooler with that, the lighting it does behind you. Yeah, it really, how
Sevan Matossian (06:36):
About when I lean back? Yeah.
Mattew Souza (06:37):
What’s that now? Yeah, that’s nice.
Sevan Matossian (06:40):
Um, and uh, y you know, what I did is I had a shallower depth of field. So I would only be in focus when I’m here, but I kind of, I I changed it for those of you aperture geek geeks. I was at 1 4, 1 8 and I switched it to two eight. I have morning voice today. No, I’ve been, I I’ve been, I’ve had some since for three years now. I’ve had some sort of, uh, ailment
Mattew Souza (07:05):
<laugh>. It’s the start of the podcast
Sevan Matossian (07:07):
I feel like for three years now since Covid came out, I’ve had Covid. So that, that, that brings me to a very interesting thing. So there’s this city. Some of you are gonna find this completely fucking unbelievable, but I’m telling you it’s true. There’s this city south of us, it’s like three, three or 400 miles south of, uh, um, Suza and myself. And it, it is, um, it’s one of the most influential cities in the world. And people there during Covid o v actually locked themselves in their house for a year and two years. And I don’t mean like a hundred people, I don’t mean outliers. I mean by the tens of fucking thousands these people actually believed the pandemic was real. By the way, I wanna tell you, I want going back to the polio thing. The polio thing was even a bigger hoax than Covid.
O And here’s why. Covid, you actually had to eat sugar for 30 years straight for it to be fucking dangerous for you. I, I I, or five years straight, whatever. You had to drink four Mountain Dews every single day for four years before it would kill you. Or 30 years. Right? And there was other shit you could do too. You didn’t have, didn’t have to be just Mountain Dew. Don’t anyone get it all into the weeds. It’s the spirit of what I’m saying is right. So you basically, you had to have it a lifestyle where you were complicit in your demise. So basically for 10 years or 20 years, you had to watch TV and, and just eat Cheetos and Coke. And then that shit killed you. Right? So you were complicit right then. Then they gave you the final a piece that killed you.
Right? So you had to do all of these steps and practice all of their rituals. And then they released a virus into the air and it fucking killed the people who followed that ritual fucking polio. All you had to do was just eat healthy food cuz they sprayed the fucking poison on the fucking food for you. But they didn’t. But to, to kill moths. Now, don’t get me wrong, they didn’t do it on purpose. I, I don’t think for a fucking second. They’re like, okay, we’re gonna spread lead and arsenic and D D T and then we’re gonna give them a mercury based fucking vaccine and then it’s gonna kill, you know, we’re gonna release. It. Didn’t, it wasn’t like that, right? But at least that, like, you, you, you, it was on your, it was on your food. You and you were fucked. Everything, everything had, um, arsenic and lead in it. Milk the meat, everything, man. They sprayed down the entire fucking country with that shit.
And so, and then the, and then those people, that’s what, that’s what that allowed is that allowed polio to go from your gut into your bloodstream and, uh, then your toast. And then they, of course then they released the vaccine and then the vaccine started killing people. Um, I, I hate to, uh, oh, going back to Philip Kelly. So Philip Kelly’s coming on. Philip Kelly got Covid was in the hospital for four, uh, 40 days. Muscle manless unconscious. They brought him back from the fucking dead. He’s lucky to be alive. Uh, uh, CrossFitter. And then we had him on the show. And then about two months ago, or three months ago, I don’t even know how long ago, he, um, got on, uh, hooked up with California hormones. And so it’s been like two or three or four months. And he is been, he’s been, um, uh, been on the California hormones, uh, t r t regimen. So he’s coming on the show in, uh, five minutes and he’ll give us an update on like, Hey, what’s up? Was he good? Is it bad? Is he glad he did it? I’ll tell you what, he looks fucking amazing. I hate to judge a book by its cover, but he looks like a boss. Oh, mos days. He says, more days, ma days.
Mattew Souza (10:43):
Every time we talk about it, I always get, I like, I get really jealous of the like, waking up with a ton of energy and
Sevan Matossian (10:51):
Yeah. Yeah, I
Mattew Souza (10:52):
Know. Like not having any fog and stuff like that. Cuz I would, I would, I would love to have more like clarity and energy throughout the day.
Sevan Matossian (10:59):
So, so there’s this, uh, 4 96, the Me too. There’s this city
Called Los Angeles, and people there fucking were tripping. This is a city where they did, they’ve done, um, uh, two shots and three boosters already. At least I’m not, I’m not joking. It’s, it’s like legit ski. And it’s the hive. I call it the hive. And people there are so fucking scared. Um, so anytime you hear anyone who dies, who’s in Hollywood, you have to kind of assume that they, um, they had the vaccine. Do, do you remember the black guy he was in, um, Chad Wick, and he was in the wire. I’ll show you a picture of him in Aen in a second. His name’s Lance. Um, Lance. Lance Reddick usually
Mattew Souza (11:44):
Just passed away at age 60, right?
Sevan Matossian (11:46):
Yeah, he just died. Yeah. This is a post from his Instagram. It’s pretty funny. It says, the US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes, envelopes, envelopes, envelopes. The stamp wasn’t sticking to envelopes. This, this enraged President Trump who demanded a full investigation after weeks of testing and 1.7 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented the following findings. The stamp is in perfect order. There’s nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side. <laugh>. <laugh>. Get it?
Mattew Souza (12:23):
Yeah. That’s pretty funny though. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (12:26):
Uh, let’s go to Lance’s homepage. So you can see Lance. So, uh, this last week, um, uh, Lance Reddick died of natural causes. He’s toast.
Mattew Souza (12:39):
Oh, that’s a
Sevan Matossian (12:40):
Bummer. And I think it’s because he took the Orange Man’s vaccine. That’s what I’m gonna guess. Anyone who dies in the hive early, I’m gonna give you a pass. You can just think that. And if everyone’s like, you fucking, you guys all think blah, blah, blah. Well just tell me how many, how many, right? Uh, how many right wing people who aren’t in the hive are we seeing die? How come it’s all the people that are the sudden death people who are dying, that are, that are Hiers. They’re all, they’re all in the hive. Yeah. You can’t be, you can’t be in, um, Hollywood unless you get that shit. It’s crazy. The jab brought to you by the orange man. Yeah. What, what is, uh, what, what’s Spiegel’s um, crumble cookie. What’s the deal with that? She eats crumble cookie. The Danny Spiegel.
Mattew Souza (13:29):
Yeah. Is it an official sponsorship now? I don’t think it was official before. And she would just kinda like, bring ’em out and like eat the cookies. And then I think now it, there might be some sort of official partnership.
Sevan Matossian (13:39):
What a boss she is <laugh>. What? How amazing are you that you just fucking say something like that and the next thing you know they’re your sponsor.
Mattew Souza (13:46):
Yeah. I don’t know if it was a long term thing or
Sevan Matossian (13:50):
Yeah, the wire. I wonder, I wonder if Covid is just a conspiracy to kill, um, uh, 60 year old black man. Hey, I saw someone sent me a meme and it’s, and it shows a guy doing skull crushers. You know that exercise skull crushers? Yeah. Because when p when I tell people I, I love skull crushers, they think I mean this, but really, I mean, and then it cuts to Danny Spiegel running and it’s just like a shot of her thighs. <laugh>. You get it, like eating at the y skull cart. You get it?
Mattew Souza (14:23):
Sevan Matossian (14:24):
Get it. Lunch at the Y. Anyway, I thought it was pretty good.
Mattew Souza (14:27):
I don’t get the girls who eat thing.
Sevan Matossian (14:31):
No, all that’s just, that’s just woke shit. That’s like, like trying to take, like, it’s okay. We eat. And that goes back to the thing of like, just being concerned about what this message us women are told no, not, not you. Women are told that Yeah. Checks that little house in the prairie. You weren’t told any of that shit. <laugh>. Hey, so yesterday, I, I got this picture of this chick who’s very attractive and she’s sitting on a bed with her dog with a boxer. Okay. And she sent it to me in my dms and it says, um, wait,
Mattew Souza (15:04):
Like a, like a picture of her on the bed with the dog?
Sevan Matossian (15:08):
Yeah. She’s sitting on the edge of the bed with her dog. Oh.
Mattew Souza (15:10):
So it’s not like a like seductive photo.
Sevan Matossian (15:13):
I mean, n not pro. She she probably didn’t mean it to be seductive, but I’m so easily seduced it doesn’t even matter. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s wearing shorts and I can see her legs and, and she has really nice legs. I’ll tell you that. <laugh>. Anyway, she’s pretty, and she has crazy thick hair and she’s young and she writes to me saying, Hey, I listen to your show, asshole. And you’re always making comments that, that, um, you like your women, uh, like 150 pounds. And I weigh 180. And I just want to tell you that like, basically like I have a good body and I’m 180, and now you say you hate boxers and uh, uh, and, and I’m showing you that I’m basically 180 and hot and I have a boxer. And I’m thinking, listen, listen motherfucker <laugh>, I, oh, I fucking love a, I would love a 300. I, I, I would consider if I, if there was a 350 pound fucking six foot eight woman who wanted to fucking bathe with me, I would beg my wife for a pass
Mattew Souza (16:11):
<laugh> like the chick we met at Safeway and uh, Newport.
Sevan Matossian (16:14):
Yeah. And I’m like, Hey, can we follow her around Safeway? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly.
Mattew Souza (16:17):
You were fascinated
Sevan Matossian (16:18):
By her. Yes. That would not pay
Mattew Souza (16:19):
Any of the normal, you know, stereotypes
Sevan Matossian (16:22):
Up here. Yes.
Mattew Souza (16:23):
Sevan Matossian (16:23):
We were in Newport and there was a six foot chick who was like, she was, it was like Andre the giant sister. She was, she didn’t even look human. And she had the biggest tits and biggest ass. She was massive. She may have been a 400 pound woman. And I wanted to talk to her so fucking bad. <laugh>. I felt my loins, it felt improper feelings, like physically
Mattew Souza (16:43):
Sevan Matossian (16:44):
And someone thinks that like a 180, let me tell you something, but I do, fucking boxers are shit dogs. But you’re hot and I don’t give a fuck if you’re 180. My, when my wife puts, my wife’s one of those chicks when if she puts on a pound, it goes straight to her titties. Now the downside is, is if she fucking does CrossFit, her titties goes away. But if my, if my wife went from 1 37 to 1 57, her tits go from would be d She put fucking 18 pounds of that’d be on her tits and two pounds on her ass. Oh
Mattew Souza (17:14):
Sevan Matossian (17:15):
That’s hilarious. Tell me that. I fucking don’t like a chick. That’s 180 Philip. What’s up dude?
Phillip Kelly (17:20):
What’s up guys?
Mattew Souza (17:21):
What’s going on, man? Is that a gym in your house
Phillip Kelly (17:24):
Or? Yeah, it’s, it’s my house. Yeah. It’s in my
Mattew Souza (17:28):
Well, you’re just seeing Chevon’s living room that’s about close. So
Sevan Matossian (17:31):
<laugh>. I know, right? Yeah,
Phillip Kelly (17:33):
Actually I, uh, there’s so much that you can’t see, uh, from this angle, but on the other side over there, I have a G H D machine rower, um, echo bike, a sled, actually two sleds.
Sevan Matossian (17:48):
Um, oh, nice. What sled do you have? What sled do you have?
Phillip Kelly (17:50):
We talked about this before. Um, it’s, it’s some shitty sled that somebody made that I bought for 30 bucks.
Sevan Matossian (17:58):
But it, yeah. Yeah. That’s awesome. I I, I spent just a fucking small fortune on the sled. It just recently it was $300 for the sled and then 110 for the shipping. Oh,
Phillip Kelly (18:09):
This shit. Yeah. See like,
Sevan Matossian (18:10):
And my mom saw it and my, and my, I’m 51 and my mom yelled at me. You have no business buying that. You have three kids. Yeah, I got that, that thing I got that thing. Yeah,
Phillip Kelly (18:18):
That’s, that’s nice.
Sevan Matossian (18:19):
It is. That’s my straps never showed up though, but I paid for
Phillip Kelly (18:22):
’em so that, so I, so I have a sled that’s similar to that. And then the other one that I have is kind of like a, um, I think it’s, what’s that one called? That’s what the dog sled, right?
Sevan Matossian (18:31):
I think it’s a dog, like the 1.0, like the cheapest dog I got. Like the cheapest dog. Yeah. Okay. Maybe it was 380
Phillip Kelly (18:38):
Bucks they make that you can just drag around with like a, a strap or something. I have one similar to that. That’s the one that somebody made. And, um, I love dragging that thing around my neighborhood. It, it’s great for anybody, but like for me.
Sevan Matossian (18:51):
Are you embarrassed when you drag it out? I’m kind, even though I live kind of in the country, I’m a little embarrassed. I’m about to take this thing in my front yard today and I’m a little embarrassed.
Phillip Kelly (19:01):
Embarrassed. No, I’m not embarrassed. I I do, dude. Like one of my neighbors said, oh, you dragged it around on the pavement. They just repaid out here. And I’m like, <laugh>, who the fuck, what? I’m not gonna ruin the pavement with this thing.
Sevan Matossian (19:14):
Who said that to you? Your wife?
Phillip Kelly (19:15):
Sevan Matossian (19:16):
Oh yeah. Oh, G yeah, I thought about that too. One of my neighbors. I got those plastic things for the bottom.
Phillip Kelly (19:22):
Well, you’re better than me. I don’t have anything on the bottom. It’s scrapes. It’s, it’s a little bit loud. It’s not super loud though. But, um, I’m not ruining the pavement. There’s so much more things that come across the street than my little sled that’s flat.
Mattew Souza (19:36):
Yeah. It doesn’t even make a mark, I bet.
Phillip Kelly (19:38):
No, it doesn’t. Does a
Mattew Souza (19:39):
Mark? Yeah. No, no
Phillip Kelly (19:40):
Way. No, it doesn’t, it doesn’t make a mark. No, but so like, I, I like to do it. Um, well, I really would like to motivate some of the other, uh, what is that, A map?
Mattew Souza (19:49):
What is happening there?
Sevan Matossian (19:50):
This is, this is, so my address got given out on Air.
Mattew Souza (19:55):
<laugh> got given out.
Phillip Kelly (19:56):
Who’d you do that?
Sevan Matossian (19:58):
Ro Rogue. I’m gonna sue Rogue. Rogue gave my address out on the Air <laugh>
Phillip Kelly (20:03):
Dear. Yeah. That was Rogue. Sure. Dear Bill and Katie.
Sevan Matossian (20:06):
Yeah. I was fucking around on the Rogue website and the fucking Logan or whatever the guy’s name is who I was in the chat with, gave out my, we should do a bit where I fuck. We should do a bit where I fuck with the Rogue live chat once a week.
Mattew Souza (20:19):
Oh, that would be incredible.
Sevan Matossian (20:21):
So, so, so they gave out my address and, and then this came in the mail.
Mattew Souza (20:27):
Sevan Matossian (20:29):
Signature. No, I know who sent it. I know who did. This guys came with the love note.
Mattew Souza (20:33):
Sevan Matossian (20:34):
Yeah. Look it, look it. There he is. I didn’t want to say who sent it, but this dude sent it. <laugh>. Oh, <laugh>. It’s,
Phillip Kelly (20:41):
It’s, wait, who sent it? Corey.
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
Alan. Alan, uh, Kestenbaum. It’s, it’s, it’s a girl. He, he, it’s a really thoughtful note that he sent it with, but it’s like all the shit I like. Right. It’s bugs and fruit trees. Fruit. Yeah. Yeah. And titties. It’s crazy. Where’s
Phillip Kelly (20:56):
A penis? Where’s
Sevan Matossian (20:57):
A penis? It’s crazy. It’s crazy. I’m in denial still. It’s crazy thoughtful. I just realized it goes like this. She’s laying on her back. Oh yeah.
Phillip Kelly (21:06):
Well, she’s yours. You can make her do whatever you want.
Sevan Matossian (21:09):
That’s true. That’s very kind of you <laugh>. I was, I was actually, I told my wife that the other day. I remember when you were young and I could do whatever I wanted with you. <laugh>.
Phillip Kelly (21:18):
Sevan Matossian (21:18):
How’d that go over? She ignores me. <laugh>?
Phillip Kelly (21:21):
Yeah. The toxic masculinity. Oh man. Uh, hey, I’m glad that she did that little one.
Sevan Matossian (21:29):
I told her, I told her too, Phillip. I said, Hey, uh, I still be between my ears. I still do whatever I want with you, but I want you to know I never make you do anything in there that you haven’t actually done in real life. So <laugh>, just so you know, that
Phillip Kelly (21:43):
Makes it good. That’s good. Hey, I’m glad that sign work out, dude. It looks awesome.
Sevan Matossian (21:47):
Phillip Kelly (21:49):
Yeah, it dude, you have no idea when when your show goes off.
Sevan Matossian (21:54):
Phillip Kelly (21:55):
The seven on says don’t stop in the chat. It just carries right on over. <laugh> offline. You have to
Sevan Matossian (22:01):
Idea to wear,
Phillip Kelly (22:02):
Should I say?
Sevan Matossian (22:04):
I don’t think so. You should keep it a secret. It just carries on. Do people know? Is it, is it public where it happens?
Phillip Kelly (22:12):
Uh, in some form or sense, but you have to be invited to be able to, to sit with us. You know what I’m saying?
Sevan Matossian (22:18):
Yeah. Is it, is it on a plat? It’s it’s on a social media platform or does it?
Phillip Kelly (22:22):
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
Wow. No, I don’t look at Audrey says don’t tell. Wow.
Phillip Kelly (22:27):
I know. I’m not, not gonna tell. I I’ve got the chat with Dave. Kill me. Right. Uh, but like I somebody during your birthday show, what’s his name? Uh, Chris, uh, I can’t say his last name. Uh, he commented in there and was like, wait, where is this happening at? And I saw him say that. So I messaged him after the show and said, do you want to be added? And I said, I gotta warn you, it’s a lot. Haley knows Haley’s in there.
Sevan Matossian (22:54):
She, yeah, she’s told me some shit. I didn’t know it was like that though.
Phillip Kelly (22:58):
<laugh> Alison NYC is in there.
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
Um, I do the least cool shit ever. When the show’s over. I go inside. I
Phillip Kelly (23:07):
No, no. Let me just pause you right there. Okay. People watch, people watch reality shows of people, people The Osbournes was like the first hit reality show. Yeah. People are fascinated by seeing inside other people’s homes. If you think people don’t wanna see inside your home and watch a day in the life of you with your boys, you’re crazy. You could have a reality show.
Sevan Matossian (23:31):
Dude, I walked be a hit. I walk from here into the kitchen and I eat old cold eggs out of a pan with a spoon while yelling at the boys to get in the van. So like, almost like, and then I ask Hailey, can I finish their oatmeal too? Hurricane? She says, yeah. And I have two more scoops of oatmeal. And then we get in the van and we drive away.
Phillip Kelly (23:50):
<laugh>. It’s, it’s riveting. The down line.
Sevan Matossian (23:53):
Fucking it’s, have you And then I text with mom,
Phillip Kelly (23:58):
Sevan Matossian (23:59):
I got the dumbbell. Dude. Did you lift it? Uh, well kind. Not, not over my head, dude. It’s, yeah, build that, build it up. It’s crazy. I had just done, um, a pretty intense deadlift workout for myself with 180 5 that like, maybe two days ago. And an, and Andrew kind of was making fun of me that like, I shouldn’t be like yanking heavy shit off the ground. I, uh, my impression was more than once a week. So I’m trying to show some fucking discipline and not Yeah. Put the dumbbell overhead for at least three or four more days.
Phillip Kelly (24:32):
Yeah. Maybe, maybe not that heavy
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
<laugh>. I, dude, it’s cra it’s crazy big. I mean, I moved it around my garage and like, I, like, I, you know, and you pick a dumbbell up and you kinda like throw it like four inches and then pick it up and throw it four inches. I did that with it and I put it over next to the 60 and 70. Yeah. And it, I heard it laughing at the 70. I heard it. <laugh> <laugh>, you little bitch. I was like, wow.
Phillip Kelly (24:54):
I, I’m mostly, uh, I’ve been doing all dumbbell stuff, uh, since, since my little, you know, escapade with Covid. But, um, it’s funny. I feel like, gosh, this is the worst, not the worst. I feel kind of like Gary Roberts getting ready to come onto your podcast because I’m like, shit. Like, I feel like I have to, like, I need to go like run a a half marathon and PR stuff for, for sev on, you know, I need to like show all these things. But I know it’s not really like that, but
Sevan Matossian (25:25):
It’s definitely not like that.
Phillip Kelly (25:27):
I know it’s not. I already know it’s not. I’ve talked with you and I already know. But, um, but so I just kind of laugh about that. I won’t. Uh, as far as Gary Roberts goes, uh, I won’t talk about the Lovings cuz I know the chat will go crazy with that too. But <laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (25:40):
Um, the love, geez, Louise.
Phillip Kelly (25:43):
I didn’t know anybody calls it that. I’ve
Sevan Matossian (25:45):
Never, that shit really, that shit really complicates his life. Such an emphasis That shit’s supposed to be fun and chill.
Phillip Kelly (25:53):
It stressed me out listening to it.
Sevan Matossian (25:56):
<laugh>. I, I, I like the reason why you’re married is so, like, if you’re having a bad day, you can just go over and just like, put your face in boobs and just take a few deep breaths. That’s it. That, I mean, it’s just like having your own boobs in the house. You don’t have to get all weird. You don’t gotta like, demand a lot from ’em. Just, yeah. Yeah. Let’s, Kenneth De Lab. Let’s be honest. Gary’s a sex. Yeah, I think maybe. I think maybe might have been. Yeah, maybe there just shouldn’t be like a big
Phillip Kelly (26:26):
Rt. Like, uh,
Sevan Matossian (26:28):
Add. No, no. He’s always been like this. He’s always been That’s true.
Phillip Kelly (26:31):
Sevan Matossian (26:31):
Phillip Kelly (26:32):
First marriage. It hasn’t changed.
Sevan Matossian (26:34):
His first marriage went away because, um, uh, Levin Lovens or
Phillip Kelly (26:39):
Sevan Matossian (26:41):
Or or just, just what? Just, he just has to change his story. Like don’t be, don’t, don’t like
Phillip Kelly (26:48):
He’s changing it.
Sevan Matossian (26:50):
<laugh> I mean his internal story. I know. When will you have Gary’s wife on? Wow. Oh. I think think that that’s David. Uh, what value does Philip bring to the show? Thank
Phillip Kelly (27:02):
You David. Oh, thank you. Okay. So that’s part of the, my, my mentioning Gary and feeling like this pressure beforehand. So,
Sevan Matossian (27:10):
Um, hold on one second, Philip. I just gotta add this, uh, Jessica Tson, that was one of the best descriptions of marriage I’ve ever heard. Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. It’s like when I walk through the house, I just stare at my wife’s button. I’m just better. I don’t even, I don’t have to say anything. I don’t have to want more. Maybe I’ll like gratuitously rub against her. I’ll smell her neck, I’ll kiss her neck. But it’s just like, you just have your own flowers in the house. It’s like, just, it’s just your good shit. Don’t fuck it up. Okay. Uh oh. Recovering sex. Uh, sex addict. Uh, addict. Addict. You are minus, huh? The record. Oh, he’s a recovery or I thought he was saying that’s the way I took it. Okay. Sorry. Philip, what were you gonna say?
Phillip Kelly (27:47):
All I was gonna say is, uh, this week actually when Bruce posted the schedule and it had Josh Bridges and then the affiliate episode and then me today, uh, there was a, there was a not so friendly comment in the comments there on Instagram. And, uh, I couldn’t help you.
Sevan Matossian (28:09):
About you. About you.
Phillip Kelly (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sevan Matossian (28:11):
Well, like what, what, who’s that dude and why is he fucking it up?
Phillip Kelly (28:15):
It was more or less, uh, cuz the, the first comment said, I love Bridges, love the affiliate series. I don’t, I’m not familiar with Philip Kelly, but, um, I’m sure I’ll, I’ll find out more about him or something like that. <laugh> and somebody else commented and said, don’t worry, you’re not missing anything. I still don’t know why he gets a show. And
Sevan Matossian (28:34):
I’m like, holy shit,
Phillip Kelly (28:36):
<laugh>. And uh, I’m like, well, first of all, I don’t get a show. Okay. This is like a check-in more or less. Um, but I was like, I just,
Sevan Matossian (28:45):
Because Taylor pays him, because Taylor pays him to come on wearing that hat.
Phillip Kelly (28:49):
I’m trying to get sponsored anyway that I can’t. Well, semis sponsored here, CrossFit, wherever, you know, um, yeah, Taylor sponsors me. Uh, but anyways, what
Sevan Matossian (28:59):
Savages People are savages.
Phillip Kelly (29:02):
I know. So I just, I responded and I just said, you’re great. And, but that whole
Sevan Matossian (29:08):
Thread’s like gone. Oh,
Phillip Kelly (29:09):
There it’s, no, it’s still there. It’s still, and, and don’t, don’t put it up Suza. I don’t wanna, like
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Who is it? Who is, you know what doc? Who is it? Suza Who said it? It’s
Phillip Kelly (29:19):
Just nobody. You know, it’s nobody that I knew either, but uh, well here’s thing. Here’s what it, oh gosh. Uh, I ended up saying, look, cuz I figured she probably doesn’t know about my story or anything.
Sevan Matossian (29:35):
It’s a good looking girl. And
Phillip Kelly (29:37):
Sevan Matossian (29:37):
It’s, it’s a sweet piece of ass too. Yeah. So I said, you got fucked
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Up by a hot chick. That’s the
Phillip Kelly (29:42):
Worst. I know, I know, I know <laugh>. Yeah. So I said, accept my follow request so that I can message you and I can tell you. So she did. I messaged her and I said, look, basically I had this shitty battle with Covid, um, came out of it. Simonon had heard about.
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