Sevan Matossian (00:02):
Bam. We’re live. Maybe we’ll get some NASCAR love this morning. Yeah. What’s, what? What’s that? I’m, I’m looking. I don’t see, I don’t see anything. I don’t see nothing. Nada nuka. My eyes never even recovered last yesterday from all that crying crazy. Oh, what is this really? I was, you know, yesterday there was a CrossFit press conference. Oh, maybe it’s in his live section. Oh, there it is. Wow. Uh, let me ask, is is ask him if that’s the only place it’s showing? Uh, there was a press conference yesterday. Uh, CrossFit did a press conference. And, um, if you go over to the barbell spin YouTube page, that dude streamed it. Mr. Spin. Um, is that the only place that resides?
(01:00):
So, I, I don’t even know if he had permission to do it, but it’s awesome he did it. Yeah. Press conference, right? I know. I, I, I do want, I do want to say this. Um, before we start, you guys know I love, uh, Adrian Bosman, and I’m biased, uh, um, because I’m so cool. And, um, uh, Mr. Hiller did ask him, he said, he said, Hey, you got his, got a, I’m paraphrasing. He said, you guys got a couple errors, errors, uh, recently, I think Hillary was being nice. Uh, and he said, for example, one of the errors is you said you’d released the quarter final workouts at noon, and you released him at 1145. And Adrian said, yeah, uh, 12 is the deadline. It is not the release time. So that, that was a good, right, like Adrian fucking, that was a good head, Bob.
(01:47):
He answered that. Great. I talked to, uh, I talked to Hillary afterwards. I’m like, did you like that answer? He goes, yeah. He said, Adrian killed it. I thought Adrian killed it too. And then, um, he, he said something to Adrian also in regards to, uh, Hey, you gotta fuck up on the Instagram. You guys are claiming winners that weren’t the winners. And Adrian did say, um, Hey, we know we fucked that up and we’re sorry for, uh, uh, for the confusion. We have some things we need to work on. And, and I mean, what, what the fuck else could he say?
(02:24):
When I, when I worked at CrossFit Inc, there were these two guys that we all knew would talk just for the sake of fucking talking. So like, if you ask a question and there’s 20 people in the room and someone answers one, there’s these two guys that will always add something to it, even if it’s just reiterating what the other person said. Uh, so someone would ask me, um, Hey, is it at 11:00 AM are we having a group workout outside? And then I’d be like, yeah, 11:00 AM group work outside. And then some, this person would always add, 11:00 AM is a fantastic time for a workout because the sun will in the perfect spot in order to stimulate yourselves, giving you maximum output, and where we can come and unite. And it’s a great team building event. And I hope to see you guys there. And you’re just like, dude, really? Every, like, it was like they had read it in some sort of fucking business book or something, or that, or that. They were trying to put their stamp on everything. It was, it was, it was crazy. The reason why I bring this up is, uh, let me, let me propose another idea to you guys.
(03:34):
The, the, the base of the CrossFit community is first responders. So, and their families, the base of the CrossFit community is first responders and their families. Good morning, Mr. Spin and
(03:51):
First responders are people who, um, uh, you know, AMB ambulance guys, uh, the guys with the guns and the badges, the police, um, firefighters, those types of people, when shit hits the fan, they’re the, they’re their first on the scene. They’re first on the scene. And where fitness is paramount to, um, to their, uh, success. Not new glasses, old glasses. Fitness is paramount to their, uh, success. Meaning, uh, you, you want fit people to, uh, fit people have a better chance of success, of grabbing a guy out of a house on a gurney that’s on fire, or that he needs to be moved quickly without him falling off. Being able to pick him just being just the most fit, ambulatory, most dextrous, just all that shit depends on them, right? On their fitness, right? And, and in many situations, um, unfortunately their fitness can be the determination of their life or their death, or the life and death of people around them. And this, this isn’t just the first responders and the, and the military guys, but this is their families. Their families embraced that. And since the beginning, that has been the base of CrossFit. And how do we know that? Well, anecdotally, we know it because we all know those people.
(05:10):
I know you should talk to my wife back shaved on bed. I was, it completely absurd. The bed was covered in what looked like just 10,000, 10 million pubic hairs. It was crazy. And I, and you know, I did, I just wiped it off onto the carpet on the floor before my wife would come home. And my wife’s like, I, when I told her about it, that they shaved my back on the bed. She’s like, I don’t see anything on the bed. And I was like, oh, I know. She’s like, I wiped it on the floor. You should have seen her face. It was like she bit into a lemon. Uh, Whitney Davis, uh, Justin Berg is a, in SevOnes words, a world-class douche bag saying that the occupational leaderboards aren’t their priority. Oh, it’s worse than he said that.
(05:57):
It’s so bad. It’s so ent. I want, I wanna give ’em the benefit of the doubt too, and say that it was just misspeak. But, but like, Hey dude, keep your fucking mouth shut. Just shut the fuck up. So the, when, when we were in these wars, um, I forget what they were called, like Desert Storm and then Desert Storm. There was another movie we did too. Uh, desert, more Desert Storm, like we did too, right? And then we did, uh, Afghanistan. We would see in Google searches that the majority of the searches for CrossFit were coming from those two countries, more so than the United States, Canada, Australia, or the uk. Also big, big fucking heavy Googling CrossFit spaces. By the way, we used to own fucking Google. You type in pushup and fucking CrossFit came up. Anything fitness related. And that, that was, that was one of our like, kind of like side goals. Like, we were proud of that cuz we put out so much fucking content.
(06:54):
So, um, so you have this, you have the, you have that, right? That’s, that’s just a fact, right? Well, I, I wanna play you this fucking clip and, and we’ve talked about it on the show, how crazy it is that you can’t organize the leaderboard, um, based on the fittest marine, but you can by the fittest midget. And the thing is this, I don’t re I don’t get me wrong, me personally, I’m fucking way into the fittest midget. The dude with one, the fittest chick with fucking no hand. I’m totally into it. No, I’m not even a little hungover. I had one glass of wine last night. I didn’t have any time to drink. I just, just so, just fucking immersed in kid shit. I rage with the boys yesterday. Like to a point where I’m injured a little bit, my ankle’s injured. Um, it’ll be better. I got hit by a skateboard.
(07:57):
There’s, uh, but it doesn’t matter what I like, it doesn’t matter that I, but I, I don’t want the midgets on the leaderboard cause I feel sorry for ’em. And I don’t want like the stubby hand lady cause I feel sorry for ’em. I want them on there cuz I, for I, cuz I’m cur I’m curious. I want to see that shit. I’d love it. I’d love to see the fittest dog. I all this stuff. I, I’m happy to see it. All the fittest gay dude. As long as he’s holding a dick in his right hand. Um, all that stuff I’m interested in. Yeah, dude, it hurts so bad. And I wear was wearing old man sandals. Like those kind that like those keen old man sandals at the skate park. It sucks, sucks. It sa it sat me down. Oh fuck off. Hi Kelly Keller.
(08:47):
I do not look older. Ever since I went to Tahoe, I have these wrinkles on this side. It’s weird. <affirmative>. But why, why would you, why would you not just constantly speak to your base, constantly speak to your base constant. Yeah. Fit is trans. All that shit. Fucking pile it in there. I’m curious but to neglect them stupid. And, and how about this? Didn’t remember how we just did that piece that, uh, we just showed a bunch of pictures, um, that, uh, Dave went to, um, I that place in fucking Georgia and they just signed that huge deal with the Army.
(09:31):
Imagine taking all that money from the Army. I I really should stop saying midgets cuz someone’s gonna think that I have something against midgets and it’s, I don’t, it’s just a fun word to say, but, um, you really, you were gonna take all that money and how many midgets entered the, um, the open 20. You’re gonna take all that money from the fucking army and potentially all that money from fucking the other, uh, forces, uh, military branches that would might want to jump in after they see the success. Uh, no more, uh, no more normalization of homosexuality. Don’t you realize we don’t recognize masculinity, masculinity in the military because we’ve embraced identity politics and the rainbow re I wouldn’t need that. Explained to me. I don’t care. I I I I don’t care what someone’s, um, sexual preferences. I do. I do think though, that you’re that going into a Starbucks that has the rainbow flag and giving him your money is complete idiocy.
(10:38):
Like why, why is there sex shit in the Starbucks? Uh, Jessica, uh, Riviera, when are you having Colton Martins back on the show? Uh, what he did in the open was so impressive. He should be getting more love from the entire community. Okay, fine. I’ll have him on. But you gotta ask Jessica, you gotta come on here and like, ask him like 10 questions. This motherfucker’s hard to talk to. I’ll send him a text right now. Here, Colton, I wanna have him on too. It’s stressful having this dude on. Uh, Matt Livermore. Uh, Colton, can we get you on soon there? Done. Sent. There you go. Jessica, your wish is my command.
(11:28):
I don’t know if he almost died. How I say midget And you guys start talking about Colton. That’s not cool. Yeah. Fittest pig farmer in the world. All that shit’s cool. But I wanna play you this thing that Brian spin posted. It’s over at Barb. The barbell spin posted it, it’s over on his Instagram. He won’t talk shit about, uh, um, uh, that Savon guy, um, won’t talk shit about Adrian and because it’s his friend. Uh, correct. He’s totally biased in his reporting and it’s not cool. Uh, I am totally biased and, uh, it I’m absolutely cool.
(12:14):
I just, I don’t know why he won’t do it because I love Adrian and I’ve worked very closely with him, and I fucking trust him and believe in him. And I’m a loyal friend to him, and his loyalty is only hurting his credibility. Uh, okay, fine. Please hit the like button and subscribe and send cash. Uh, I Okay, I will. I like it how he stands up against the, the, the, the, the, the injection stuff against the kids. Like we know now that it kills people. Oh yeah. Right. Thank you. Uh, morning seven. What happened to the shaving? Uh, what happened? What, uh, where is that shit? What happened to the shaving part? I haven’t done any of that. Uh, the really, you know, the next thing I’m gonna do is I’m gonna put that fucking sign up that you guys got me. That thing is crazy.
(13:03):
I know, I know. You’re so transparent, Jessica, you’re so transparent. It’s disgusting. It’s for Colton. Uh, Matt Shindel Decker. We, uh, open our first long-term juvenile detention center affiliate in April here in Ohio. Wow. Really? Ju it’s, it’s an, it’s just, wow. Is it I is it inside the walls, Matt? Or is it outside the walls of the, of the juvenile hall? That’s killer, dude. Congrats. That was cool seeing you yesterday. Renata a yours really stood out cuz you were in the wind and you gotta be a bad a p. People hate the wind. The wind gets a bad rap. I get it. I know why you hate it, but, but there’s good stuff to see when it’s windy. I know it doesn’t feel, it’s not fun on like your sensory shit like you’re hearing and your touch and your feel and your breathing and, but it’s cool to look around, right? And see trees blowing and leaves and trash and birds flying around. Mr. Walters, I responded to you on YouTube. Uh, you are absolutely not one of the cool kids, but, um, I definitely love you. You’re, you’re, you’re in a different category than the cool kids. I dunno what category it is, but, okay, here we go guys. Uh, let’s, um, open this. And so, and so this is an enormous error. And basically what we’re seeing here is, is that the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.
(14:35):
You can’t, um, you can’t have someone on the games team doing this kind of dumb shit. This is, this is crazy. And I’m not talking about what Adrian said. So, but just listen here a second. Um, uh, Brian spins asked, I asked whether there would be occupational this year during the CrossFit open press conference today. Short answer, no. Um, uh, full answer. I think the important thing for us is to make sure we are putting our full folks and attention on things that matter. Unfortunately, that quote is there, but that did not come out of Mr. Bozeman’s mouth. When you say that you understand, when you say we put our attention on things that matter, what you’re saying is that they don’t matter. That the one-armed dude, the midgets, the girl that’s intellect got intellectual issues, that they matter more than the, than the base. Stupid. Do not, uh, Savon, did you get an invite to the presser?
(15:26):
Anyone could have gone, if I tell you guys why I didn’t go, I think you guys will like me less. So I’m, I’m feeling guarded about why not telling you I didn’t go. And I don’t even know if it’s the truth, but it’s the story I’m telling myself both of the stories, the story on why I didn’t go and the story. I’m not telling you guys why I didn’t go. I would say, and I’ll tell you this, it’s for healthy ego reasons. What I think are healthy ego reasons. No, I will not. Um, but I listened to it. Good morning, Jeff. I talked about you with to my mom last night. My, my, my dad. My dad came over and my stepmom were here. And we, we watched that video again. My wife put that video up to show my, um, dad and my stepmom and I fucking cried again in the fucking living room. It it was too much crying yesterday. My eyes were hurt. Okay, here we go. Uh, l let’s do this, um,
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Short, we’re not gonna have an occupational games in an official capacity this year. Uh, you know, obviously athletes within the open could use hashtags and custom leaderboards to, to do that on their own, but we’re not gonna support an occupational games this season. Uh, and for the reason that, you know, there wasn’t as much interest in some of the divisions as we had found that maybe we had hoped for. Um, and ultimately there was so many things on the,
Sevan Matossian (16:51):
Uh, that part I don’t understand is maybe Adrian’s insinuating that they had more midgets than guys from the Marine court. That cannot fucking be emotional wreck. Yeah, it’s pretty accurate. Um, okay. Which is preposterous. I don’t even know where that emotion came from. I was actually brushing my teeth this morning and being like, dude, you are a dipshit. You like profess that you have all this, um, self-understanding and deep wisdom and unstoppable fucking self-awareness. And, and I don’t even know where that came from. That’s out. Maybe Z tailender needs to make a video about me being a charlatan. I was tripping. Not that I was crying, but that I couldn’t see. I didn’t, I still can’t explain it to you. I mean, I could, but I, but I don’t know if I believe my own explanation. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Calendar that we already had committed to with quarter finals and taking over the semis again that we felt that we wouldn’t be able to give it the attention that it was due to do it. Right? And so sometimes you have to make those hard decisions about, all right, there’s only so many things that we can support and we want to be able to support the things that we can do correctly. So, uh, unfortunately for this season, that’s not one that we’re going to do
Sevan Matossian (18:07):
In, in all. I don’t even know what any of that stuff is. We’re not gonna do what we can’t do correctly, okay? It’s just, no, we’re not doing it. It sucks. We wish we could. That’s what I think he wants to say. And then he wants to like do some [inaudible] or whatever the Marine cor does. Em five motherfucker or whatever the Army do you guys do. Go Coast Guard, you know, but, but e but either way, like, I get it. He didn’t say nothing. He, he didn’t, he didn’t. At least he didn’t fuck up the, the, the, the, he didn’t talk shit about the military or the first responders or what is the base of CrossFit and the, the first responders in their family. Now, here we go, dude, and talk about a major fuck up for affiliates. You know, those guys work out in affiliates and that’s how affiliates make money.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But that doesn’t mean that the door’s closed on it forever.
Sevan Matossian (18:56):
Thank you Mr. Bosman. Adrian’s looking younger than ever.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I think the important thing for us
Sevan Matossian (19:01):
Is Justin Berg CrossFit games. I don’t know what the fuck he does. You know what’s funny? As we used to go into meetings with him, and when we would meet with people like ESPN or like, uh, William Morrison endeavor or just any fucking big corporate juggernauts, he was the guy. I loved having him there. I ain’t gonna lie cuz he spoke all that fucking all that crazy talk the way you don’t say anything. And then Dave didn’t speak at all, right? Dave was a fucking, like, just very silent. If he said something, it was cutting. And Greg would just be dropping bombs. We’d go to meet with ESPN to talk about signing a TV deal. And he’s telling him, telling the guy there that he’s fat and he’s gonna die of type two diabetes. <laugh>. We were fucking, I, I cannot confirm or deny that Greg’s not the kind of guy that sits down at a fucking table and pulls a gun out and sets it on the table. I’m telling you, it was always real and always gangster shit. Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Making sure that we’re putting our full focus and attention on the things that matter.
Sevan Matossian (20:15):
We’re putting our full attention and focus on the things that matter. Dude, did you want to know who’s in the occupational class? Do you wanna know who? Someone sent me a list of who was in that. It’s like he in one swoop. These are the people he shit on. Active duty, military, military, veterans, law enforcement officers, firefighters, paramedics, emergency technicians, medical professionals, physicians, nurses, educators, professors, teachers, tutors, school administrators, and college students. Like what the fuck, did someone take the, is he dri, is he drunk this fucking guy? How? I don’t, I don’t understand how Don allows that to happen. I don’t, I don’t know what’s a bigger fuck up that or using the wrong weights at the games. At some point you gotta be like, you’re out. Hi Corey.
Corey (21:17):
Happy fucking birthday dude.
Sevan Matossian (21:20):
How are you? Oh, thank you. I’m good. Fuck. I’m great <laugh>. You know what happened this morning? So everyone at my house, you out? Say that again. Did I out you out? No, no, no, no. Um, uh, this morning when I woke up, I just gave like one like big breath and this the biggest ball of beautiful ball of phlegm came out. It wasn’t green or yellow, but it was just a gelatinous sack of mush. And I spit it out and I was like, God, I wonder if that’s the end of my, like whatever I got, it’s been raining here a fucking month and my kids are so snotty. Like I, it’s crazy. And then I think all that crying yesterday, I don’t know what happened, but I had a whole, um, uh, wow. This is an incredible c comment here. Uh, au oden oden, uh, Macau Berg. Looks like he takes his skin off before bed. I don’t even know what that means. Like he’s a cyborg. Um, uh, sorry. Corey, one more thing. Uh, Mr. Spin, keep in mind if I didn’t stream this, no one outside of media would’ve seen these comments. Perfect. I’ll keep that in mind. Okay. Sorry. What’s up Corey?
Corey (22:24):
Hey, did you get my gift? The, uh, the CEO sign and the dumbbell that I sent to you?
Sevan Matossian (22:28):
Yeah. Dude, thank you. It’s fucked up that other people are trying to take credit for. Do you know how many people DM saying that they
Corey (22:34):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:34):
These mother
Corey (22:35):
Insane. Hey, thank
Sevan Matossian (22:37):
Riders. I really liked it How you put on the back. It came, it came. Both of ’em came in the box. Your business card was in there. That was cool.
Corey (22:44):
Yeah, man, that’s what I’m here for.
Sevan Matossian (22:45):
Yeah. And I’m gonna put down there, um, for more information on how to get signs like this. And if you need a best friend, Corey’s your guy. Have that.
Corey (22:52):
Hell yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:53):
Bottom. Don’t believe the hype. Yes.
Corey (22:55):
My next <laugh> my business
Sevan Matossian (22:57):
<laugh>. Oh, the comments. Love you.
Corey (23:01):
Yeah, I’m sure. Yeah. So I, I’ve been busy, dude. I I I came to the realization I’m either consuming in life or I’m creating, okay. And so I’ve been, I I have been a little bit standoffish. The the chat’s been blowing me up. Like where are you at, Corey? Where are you at, Corey? Yeah. Um, and Judy says,
Sevan Matossian (23:18):
Hi, by the way. Judy says,
Corey (23:20):
Hi. Hey everybody. Hey everybody. I started two new businesses over the last couple weeks. Oh, cool. And so I’ve been,
Sevan Matossian (23:26):
Lemme know how I can help. What are we selling? Lemme know I can help.
Corey (23:30):
Well, I’ll let you know when it’s, I don’t wanna overuse our, our relationship, but, uh, I’ll, I’ll keep you in the loop. I’ll keep you in the loop.
Sevan Matossian (23:37):
Hey, hey dude, you wanna hear something fucking crazy? So this dude, there’s a guy I know named Michael Celis and he’s the guy that introduced me to Eckhart Tole. And, and I don’t know if you guys do, you guys, you, do you remember that story I’ve, I’ve ever told where I went to that like, um, guy, that three hour seminar and the guy’s like, if you, if you, this was like 30 years ago, and if you like what he was saying for like a 3000 bucks, you could buy his box of DVDs. But what I took away from his semi seminar was, um, uh, if you, if you resent, um, rich people, um, God will never make you rich cuz he gives you everything you want. And, and he would never mm-hmm. <affirmative> want all that shit. Okay? And this, so this guy, this, this arm wrestler guy, Michael Selis took me to that conference, and then another time he went to the Scientology Center in New York and he took me there.
(24:20):
And like he would always, he and he introduced me tohar to, and he was always like searching for deep meaning, right? He’s the guy that made that hypnotized Travis Beign, right before he beat Alexi Vavoda, the unbeatable Russian at the fucking Armes and World Championships in Ottawa. I, I gotta play that clip. Anyway, recently he fucking hypnotized Travis’s son before he went to the combine and his son fucking killed. And his son’s like, yeah, it’s the real deal. I cannot fucking believe how great it was. So after that, after Travis told that story on my podcast, like three people have called me big names in the sport and they’re like, Hey, hook me up with this motherfucker. So I call this dude Mike and I’m like, yo, dude, we could blow your shit up. You’re gonna get rich like we do. Come on my podcast. Tell us what, tell we’ll tell people what you do. Charge fucking two to five grand, uh, a pop and uh, and, and hypnotize these guys, walk these people through, uh, their shit. Yeah. Like a Tony Robbins shit. Yeah, he’s, and Mike’s great. I love Mike, and he just doesn’t want to fucking do it.
(25:23):
They, he doesn’t want to. He’s like, oh, call me in a week.
Corey (25:27):
I get
Sevan Matossian (25:27):
It. It’s like the guy who, who convinces people that they’re confident that has a confidence problem.
Corey (25:34):
Well, it’s like you and you and Susana were talking about yesterday. If you’re constantly consuming, then your higher power will give you things in your life that will make you more of a consumer. You know, maybe, maybe he’s just out to give and he’s not out to possibly grow his business and he’s found that Well,
Sevan Matossian (25:50):
Good. He could give, I’ll collect the money commission. Good. He can give, I’ll collect the money. I’m ready. I’m ready to consume some people’s money. No, the truth is, is I just wanna blow him up. He’s been a school te when I talked to him last time, he’s like, wow, I can’t believe I’m still a school teacher. I would’ve never thought I’d be a school teacher for over 20 years. It’s just like, I see he has so much talent and so much to give. It’s like, let’s do it.
Corey (26:11):
Yeah. I’m a school teacher, but I won’t be one for, for 20 years. I’ve got some stuff lined up. So, but, uh, I wanted to ask, when do you introduce sex toys into the bedroom? At what point in your
Sevan Matossian (26:24):
Marriage? Never.
Corey (26:26):
Never.
Sevan Matossian (26:26):
Okay. Not me. Not me personally. Never. I am the toy
Corey (26:32):
<laugh>. All right.
Sevan Matossian (26:34):
I I don’t, I’m you’re asking the wrong person. I’m not preoccupied. I listen that the, the, the, the reason why they make those showers that come off the wall, that the one with the handle.
Corey (26:47):
Oh yeah.
Sevan Matossian (26:47):
That’s it. If your wife needs more than that, then no, just tell her. Just get one of those and be like, look, honey.
Corey (26:54):
Oh, not my wife. No, I’m just asking for, for the chat.
Sevan Matossian (26:58):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh fine. Yeah. I always walk around with the butt plug in.
Corey (27:03):
Yeah. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (27:05):
Alright, half talk. Thank
Corey (27:07):
You. All right brother. I’ll talk to you later. Appreciate. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (27:09):
Bye. Okay. Um, uh, back to Mr. Berg here. Okay, let’s see what else, uh, Justin says here. Here we go. So, so, uh, will there be an, so he said, I think the, the important thing for us to do is make sure that we’re putting our full folks intention on things that matter. That’s, that’s where we’re at. Look, see how this, the quote here that Mr. Spin wrote and what’s written on the screen here, the caption, they’re identical. So that means we’re in the right spot. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Um, and in some cases, being a little spread thin means that there is compromises. And so it’s a big subject of conversation internally in our team on how we make sure that we’re putting the right attention and effort towards.
Sevan Matossian (27:42):
It was a big conversation that you put attention on your team. Okay. Uh, who wants to celebrate the fittest Marine? No one. You in the back? Uh, anyone on the d e i Council Elaine over there. Elaine. Elaine, come on. You know the fucking, you know, the Marine Corps does trans uh, uh, um, uh, sex, uh, chops off penises and makes people’s tranies for free. Taxpayers pay for that. You don’t want the Marines. Are you sure anyone? Uh, uh, um, uh, you were a Marine? Yeah, you, whatever your name is. The dark scene guy in the back. No, you, you’re scared cuz he lays it. You’re afraid. Okay, fine. Okay. Uh, who wants midgets on the leaderboard? All of you. Okay, you’re in. Okay, fine. Uh, marines are out. Midgets are in.
(28:40):
Is that what he did? Is that, um, you put a lot of attention and effort like you’re a fucking liar. I don’t, I don’t think you did any of that. Dude. Everyone’s scared of the d e i people cuz they’ll just say any Fuck they, they’re just fucking liars. They’ll say fucking anything. They’ll say fucking if you, if for some reason you don’t want fucking a dude with his penis cut off and fake tooth put on dressing in a dancing in a g-string at your public library in the kids’ book section. You’re a trans fobe. How about this? I don’t want a straight woman in a g-string dancing in the fucking public library in the kids section. How about that? Now what? I know, right? Yeah. Elaine was ha uh, cho chopping off. Oh, uh, Elaine’s like, um, can we have a category of people who’ve had their penises chopped
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Off? Ola, ola, shall I say it in Espanol for everyone?
Sevan Matossian (29:50):
It’s, it’s, um,
Sevan Matossian (29:58):
Here we go back to, back to this.
The above transcript is generated using AI technology and therefore may contain errors.
Check out our other posts.
