#834 – Live Call In Show w/ Andrew Hiller

Andrew Hiller (00:00):


Sevan Matossian (00:01):

I don’t think he did. Bam. We’re live.

Andrew Hiller (00:03):

Bam. We’re live.

Sevan Matossian (00:05):

Jamie LaMer, CrossFit. Corey, Bruce, Wayne.

Andrew Hiller (00:09):

How long until Brendan calls

Sevan Matossian (00:11):

In? Thank you for the thumbnail. Who’s Brendan?

Andrew Hiller (00:13):

The affiliate owner from my area. Oh.

Sevan Matossian (00:16):


Andrew Hiller (00:17):

Given some pushback on the open.

Sevan Matossian (00:20):

Did you see, did you see the link I sent you? Uh, the training Think Tank link?

Andrew Hiller (00:24):

Yeah. Yeah, but I didn’t get to it. Oh, how much of it did you watch?

Sevan Matossian (00:29):

I watched the whole thing. I just took a shower and listened to Max l Hodges. I’ve, and, uh, and Brennan as I washed my butt hole.

Andrew Hiller (00:35):


Sevan Matossian (00:35):

It. So I pulled Dingleberries outta my hair ass. Uh, the thing is this, no one thinks you’re crazy for liking the open. Mr. Elhaj, Mr. Genius, Mr. Uh, uh, overachiever. There he is. There’s the handsome lad, one of the great in the community. Never taken, never taken a dig at Max. Only talking about him because he deserves the attention. By the way. Um, uh, ma uh, max Elhaj, uh, no one thinks you’re crazy cuz you liked it. We think you’re crazy cuz you think it was the best one ever when it was the worst one ever. All subject, all subjective, of course. Say that again.

Andrew Hiller (01:13):

Is is there a clip of this in another video? Cause they’ve been clipping up a podcast and I heard him say he thought it was an eight out of 10 and also the best open ever.

Sevan Matossian (01:22):

Yeah, it was from an, it was from another one. And then I guess Tyler Watkins told him that we were, um, ass pounding him in our text thread. Not too hard though. Max. No one, no one put the whole thing in. And, um,

Andrew Hiller (01:33):

Although we’d like to,

Sevan Matossian (01:35):

Yeah. Um, everyone was, uh, uh, respectful. Um, but, uh, but yeah, that, that was my only point. And, and, and you asked what in, in that, in your video you asked, what is my favorite one? I have no idea. I I just know that after the analysis and, and to be fair, no. Um, I’ve never seen one and analyzed as hard as this one. But this was by far, it’s turned into a little bit of a shit show. Basically, here’s the thing. It doesn’t matter how good the workouts are in my opinion, or how bad they are, I’ll just let you know. It’s the fact that the ranking does not matter at all for anyone. Not the top guys, not the bottom guys. Not for fucking anyone for a variety of reasons. But most of all, because of, uh, 23.2, it’s just a complete shit shown a joke. So if you’re 30th thousandth this year, you, I, you’re not a liar. If you tell people you’re 10000th, I mean, it just doesn’t matter. They did you see the

Andrew Hiller (02:24):

They shit the back just put up.

Sevan Matossian (02:26):

Say, uh, and, and, and that’s, that’s in respect. There’s a whole picture here, a spirit of it in its relationship to affiliates. Uh, say that again, Mr. Uh,

Andrew Hiller (02:33):

Hiller. The Instagram post I’ve just put up verifies everything you just said.

Sevan Matossian (02:38):

Oh, can I see that,

Andrew Hiller (02:39):

That you put up? Yeah. It, uh, the second most recent one that I put up today. I’ve been on fire today with Post again, my head hurts <laugh>. This one? Yeah. So this is the Facebook post from the CrossFit game saying that the open leaderboard is final. I grabbed that 21 minutes after they had posted it, and within 21 minutes, that guy Ryan responds, how is it final when the seventh place finish here in 23.2 B is clearly wrong. And then if you scroll over to the next slide, you’ll see that person in seventh with that score. And then if you do one more slide over, you’re gonna see that if all you have to do is click on it, oh, you’ll

Sevan Matossian (03:16):


Andrew Hiller (03:16):

That it isn’t right. Right.

Sevan Matossian (03:18):

For, let me just catch you guys up on this. For those of you who are following the story, the guy said he did 330 pounds and then in his video shows he did 230 pounds. And now CrossFits saying that the leaderboard is finalized when there’s something as easy as seventh place That’s fucked up. It’s just a mess, dude. It’s just, it’s just bad. And, and, and someone, uh, Jeff Baker wrote in the comments like, Hey, um, Hillary, it’s becoming weird that you’re becoming so obsessive on beating this shit up. It’s not that. It’s that it’s a fucking train wreck in front of our house. No one’s obsessing on talking shit about the games. It is literally a fucking train wreck in front of, uh, um, the house. Oh, they put out, what? What’s this? Uh, dude, your street parking video is amazing. It reminded me of this. This is Sports Center commercial from espn.

Andrew Hiller (03:59):

Have you not seen that yet?

Sevan Matossian (04:00):

No. Where is it dude?

Andrew Hiller (04:01):

It’s on my YouTube and their YouTube. And it’s here as well. It’s How long is it? I’ve been, it’s long. I I don’t mind watching. I think it’s great. And they, they’re kind of allowing me to put it up wherever. They wouldn’t mind you playing the whole thing, but it’s your show.

Sevan Matossian (04:14):

Um, yeah, let’s watch it. Fuck it. I’m curious. Oh, wait, but wait, wait, wait. Before we do that, before we do that, I just wanna show you guys something. Um, uh, Caleb, can we do, um, 4 82? I just wanna show you Portland, you guys.

Andrew Hiller (04:26):

Hey, I was there.

Sevan Matossian (04:28):

Yeah. Portland. Oh, this is perfect. This is just down the street from, uh, street parking headquarters. Right across the river. Here we go. Okay. This, this is Portland. Uh, the guy on the right has a machete and the guy on the left has a gun and the guy in the car has a camera

Speaker 3 (04:45):

Opening to Portland.

Speaker 4 (04:56):

Shot. [inaudible]

Sevan Matossian (05:08):

This is crazy. Can you pause this? One second? This, this, these are, uh, this is what drugs does.

Andrew Hiller (05:14):

Dude, I think I ate at that sushi place. That’s

Sevan Matossian (05:16):

Not shit. That’s not, that’s not Chicago people. This is fucking Portland. There’ll be more. Okay, let’s play a little bit more. There’s, there’ll be more. There’s so much shit coming outta Portland right now. Yeah. Come on. Let’s play. It’s so bad. Let’s play a little more watch.

Speaker 3 (05:31):

It’s happening to Portland.

Sevan Matossian (05:32):

Oh, that’s it. It’s over. Okay, don’t worry. Done.

Andrew Hiller (05:34):

Okay. I like that comment. The gun saved him and he didn’t even have to use it.

Sevan Matossian (05:38):

Yeah. There you

Andrew Hiller (05:38):

Go. It’s a good comment.

Sevan Matossian (05:40):


Andrew Hiller (05:43):

With a ring of power and Lord of the Rings, you don’t have to use it. That saves you

Sevan Matossian (05:47):

Mr. Schweitzer. Hello.

Andrew Hiller (05:49):


Sevan Matossian (05:51):

Uh, Richard Marron. Uh, seeing Kayla back is like when your ex-girlfriend keeps calling you to come over when she’s drunk. Oh, it’s nice. I like that.

Caleb Beaver (05:58):

God, that’s horrible.

Sevan Matossian (06:00):

What do you mean I, that’s flattering. I think

Caleb Beaver (06:05):

Hopefully I’m a good ex and not a shitty ex.

Sevan Matossian (06:07):

Oh yeah. Yeah. You want, yeah. You, he let me, let me re let me when she dumps you, but she calls you when she’s drunk like that. It’s like that.

Caleb Beaver (06:17):

Oh yeah. Yeah. That makes me feel a lot better.

Sevan Matossian (06:20):

Uh, Kenya Clark, good job with street parking. Andrew. Uh, not to be annoying. Oh, Imma being annoying. Andrew did make the leaderboard face blue smile. I dunno what that means, but Hello Ken. Okay, let’s, let’s wa are we gonna watch this on your YouTube station or are we, I

Andrew Hiller (06:32):

Just heard my dog squeak. Can I be right back?

Sevan Matossian (06:35):

Oh, sure. It was a bad one. Okay, good.

Caleb Beaver (06:38):

That’s never a good thing.

Sevan Matossian (06:40):

Yeah. Oh shit, I

Caleb Beaver (06:42):

Didn’t mean to open that.

Sevan Matossian (06:44):

Okay. 4 82. Oh, well I don’t even have 4 81. Um,

Caleb Beaver (06:52):

Do you want me to pull it up? It doesn’t have a title on it.

Sevan Matossian (06:55):

No, it doesn’t.

Caleb Beaver (06:57):

Is there an echo with you?

Sevan Matossian (06:59):

Is there? Oh, there is. Why is that?

Caleb Beaver (07:04):

Maybe it’s Hillary.

Andrew Hiller (07:05):

They’re good.

Sevan Matossian (07:06):

Hillary, do you have a YouTube window open?

Andrew Hiller (07:08):

I don’t,

Caleb Beaver (07:09):


Andrew Hiller (07:11):

The door was open. I wonder if that did anything or the, the the, the mic was on the ground.

Caleb Beaver (07:15):


Andrew Hiller (07:16):

Maybe that was it. Sorry. It’s

Caleb Beaver (07:18):

Okay. It’s gone Now. Think it’s

Andrew Hiller (07:22):

I’m back. Dogs are good.

Sevan Matossian (07:24):

Okay, let’s listen to this. Let’s listen to this young lady and then we’ll watch Hiller’s video. How is your dog? Well,

Speaker 6 (07:28):

Well, what do we have here? The president of a European pharmaceutical company has been arrested and charged for falsifying his vaccine status. He was injected with saline. He is among 2200 European elites charged with being falsely vaccinated against Covid. 19. Why Jeremy? He was great. Good job. The elites paid thousands.

Sevan Matossian (07:56):

Okay. That’s enough of this bullshit. We will not tolerate this. God, I’m so tired of that fucking music around. Like, why do people keep using that music? It just makes me not wanna believe your shit.

Andrew Hiller (08:06):

Do you ever watch the videos by that oldest snow guy, the long-haired dude who’s got a bunch, like what’s his actual Russell brand?

Sevan Matossian (08:16):

Yes. Yes. Did you? Uh, not too much. I kind of got tired of his shtick a little bit, but he’s on a big full court press and I do like him and I like him mostly because he went from Libtard to, he took the same journey I did. And he’s very good. He’s very articulate and, and he, I think he has a pretty good team researching his shit. And he has a few more Instagram followers than me. <laugh> like 3 million, 3 million, 100 and, uh, 97,000 more. Are you liking him? Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (08:43):

I watched the videos the other day and I, I have a, I always get a thrill going through the comments and seeing what people are saying. Yeah. And it was, I brought ’em up cuz it kind of bounced off of the video you just brought up.

Sevan Matossian (08:55):

Oh, did he talk about that?

Andrew Hiller (08:58):

Not that in particular, but he was talking about vaccines and it remind me of a pin comment that said, imagine being, uh, rewarded for being a conspiracy theorist. And the best thing is that you don’t have the risk of myocarditis.

Sevan Matossian (09:14):


Andrew Hiller (09:15):

And I, I’m, I butchered the hell outta the comment, but

Sevan Matossian (09:19):

No, I got it. It

Andrew Hiller (09:20):

It had like 20,000 likes, which is as many of views as a view of mine gets. And it was a comment in his video.

Sevan Matossian (09:26):

Um, I I, I fact checked that one by the way. We talked about it the other day and that is true. It, um, I don’t know what happened to the, um, I don’t know if the guy was actually arrested, but 2200 people and the head of that pharmaceutical company, uh, did inject saline into themselves because they were afraid of the vaccine. So, alright, well now,

Andrew Hiller (09:45):

You know, saline,

Sevan Matossian (09:47):

Now, you know,

Andrew Hiller (09:49):

Did you inject saline into yourself?

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Who me? Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (09:52):


Sevan Matossian (09:53):

No, I I I would, I would, I would though, like, I, I would to, to, uh, to avoid it

Caleb Beaver (09:59):

For good hangover.

Sevan Matossian (10:01):

Yeah, I would. Did you,

Andrew Hiller (10:04):

I I wanted to ask your opinion on this. Yeah. How, how do you feel about Alexis’s new profile picture there?

Sevan Matossian (10:11):

That’s cool. It’s powerful.

Andrew Hiller (10:12):

I, I knew you’d say that and you can be honest. Let me know if it’s no good either.

Sevan Matossian (10:16):

No, it’s powerful. I like it. Cool.

Caleb Beaver (10:18):

She looks like Elvis.

Sevan Matossian (10:19):

She looks, uh, like a foreigner.

Andrew Hiller (10:21):

She, uh, she is a foreigner.

Sevan Matossian (10:22):

Well, there you go.

Andrew Hiller (10:23):

She’s super polish. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (10:25):

She doesn’t even look. Yeah, she doesn’t look American at all. She looks like, uh, you know what I mean? Like, she looks as foreign as like Elon Musk look foreign. You just see him and you’re like, yeah, you’re not from here.

Andrew Hiller (10:34):

That’s what I was going for. Yeah. I helped her choose it.

Sevan Matossian (10:36):

Yeah, it’s

Andrew Hiller (10:37):

Good. We put together her first YouTube video today.

Sevan Matossian (10:40):

Um, Katie, secretary of the Air Force said no longer force shots and said if you were denied a religious exemption, you could reapply. Uh, wow.

Caleb Beaver (10:52):

After they kicked everybody out. Yeah. And now those same recruiters are asking the people who got kicked out if they wanna go in the military again and they said, no,

Sevan Matossian (11:01):

No. They, they’re no thank you

Caleb Beaver (11:04):

Because they know that shit’s gonna happen again.

Sevan Matossian (11:08):

Okay. So tell, so set this up. What, what are, are we going to your YouTube channel to watch this video?

Andrew Hiller (11:13):

Oh, I think it’s on both of our YouTubes and Instagrams. It’s

Sevan Matossian (11:18):

A play it off of Hiller’s YouTube though. So like we, so they don’t get the report. <laugh>,

Andrew Hiller (11:23):

I’m, I’m beating ’em up so far. I think it’s got 3000 on my end.

Sevan Matossian (11:29):

This is, uh, is there anything you wanna set up or, or we’ll ask you questions afterwards. Oh, Miranda Alcaraz Natty or not and you called her Miranda old Droid. Natty or not, right? You fucked that up.

Andrew Hiller (11:38):

There was a part, you know how I tried to funnel people into the videos? I was gonna have it say Miranda Oldy just to kinda get some people to go, what is he doing this for?

Sevan Matossian (11:47):

Yeah, I like it. I like it.

Andrew Hiller (11:48):

I I I just went with the correct name this time. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (11:52):

Okay. All right. For those of you don’t know, Miranda used to be married to a guy who used to work with Tyson Oldroyd. So everyone knew her as Miranda Oldroyd at the peak of her fame as a CrossFit athlete. And now everyone, she’s Miranda Alcaraz at the peak of her, uh, with her business acumen, her community building.

Andrew Hiller (12:12):

It’s a cool sign too. Look at this thing. Check <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (12:14):

And that’s not her maiden name. She’s married to a dude named Julian.

Andrew Hiller (12:17):


Sevan Matossian (12:19):


Andrew Hiller (12:20):

Yeah. I met him both for the first time, uh, last week or two weekends ago now. It’s been a bit,

Sevan Matossian (12:26):

Okay. I’m excited to see yesterday. This is like killing two birds with one stone. I’m getting to like, uh, Phillip some podcast time and, uh, watch something that I would’ve watched even if I wasn’t on the podcast. I feel like I’m cheating.

Andrew Hiller (12:37):

I think I’m gonna love seeing an immediate reaction from you on some of this.

Sevan Matossian (12:40):

Okay. Uh, Tyson is now married to, uh, um, uh, Mariah Moore.

Andrew Hiller (12:46):

They’re having a baby.

Sevan Matossian (12:47):

Hey, they both traded in for Mexicans.

Andrew Hiller (12:51):


Sevan Matossian (12:52):

Yeah, that is interesting. Uh, and Mariah, they are having another baby.

Andrew Hiller (12:57):

I think that the timeline was along and the same as Timmy’s baby, which is the only reason I know that.

Sevan Matossian (13:03):

Oh yeah. And she’s close with Tia,

Andrew Hiller (13:06):

Correct? She

Sevan Matossian (13:07):

Was, I wonder if her and Tyson and Shane and Tia were fucking in the same room.

Andrew Hiller (13:11):

Paternity test,

Sevan Matossian (13:13):

Uh, uh, <laugh>

Andrew Hiller (13:16):

Bedroom. Some,

Sevan Matossian (13:17):

Some baby batter got swapped. Um, it, uh,

Andrew Hiller (13:21):


Sevan Matossian (13:21):

Cool. I hear there is a new, uh, CrossFit movie coming out and yeah, Mariah is badass. And, um, I am going to, uh, see if I can get Mariah on before it comes out, uh, and maybe give us a sneak peek at it.

Andrew Hiller (13:39):

Ooh. I hope it looks different than last year’s, which looks the same as the year before and the year before and the year before.

Sevan Matossian (13:48):

No matter what, uh, this video is Hiller’s. Best yet. No. Shit. Hiller didn’t make this video. I

Andrew Hiller (13:53):

Didn’t make this video. I’ve said it a couple of comments. I did not make this video. I’m an actor.

Sevan Matossian (13:59):

All right. Uh, just getting here. My favorite video of Hiller’s, but I want, uh, uh, sev remake somehow. Oh, well, okay. I’ll, I’ll give you my commentary over it. Okay. Action.

Andrew Hiller (14:11):

Hey, hey. I’m recording you. Just so you know. No problem. I’ve got in trouble for that in the past. Lou and Miranda, are they here? Are, are they around? Where’s he at? Yes, he’s over here. That’s all fine. It’s good. Okay. I’m Andrew Hiller and I, I have a YouTube channel and the way that that works is I’m a one man team and stuff pops up and then I follow the breadcrumbs. Andrew Wheeler, YouTube. Yo, my name’s Andrew Miller. There’s a little bit of collaboration and limited street parking, CrossFit Street parking. Miranda. There is a big 20 14, 20 15 cry for whether or not she was using steroids. I’m really here to figure out the truth. Is she using steroids? That’s what I’m doing here.

Speaker 7 (14:51):


Sevan Matossian (14:53):


Speaker 7 (14:53):

But Julian is, and that’s fitness freedom.

Andrew Hiller (14:55):

That’s fitness freedom. Oh man. 60 pound rock. Much preferred over the dumbbells.

Speaker 7 (15:01):


Sevan Matossian (15:02):

He’s finished.

Andrew Hiller (15:03):

Shit. Huh? I’ve got a series on there. The, the net or not series. Wait, do you think I’m not, not you not, not

Speaker 7 (15:08):

Quite. Wait, Miranda, right. Oh, so you’re here because you wanna do an episode on her or you think she’s on Roys. Do you, do

Andrew Hiller (15:14):

You, do you, do you know what she does when you’re out watching? Does you ever see any of the isms of Miranda that might make you think or because you never think you’ve never seen

Speaker 7 (15:23):

’em? I mean, is kind of weird to me how she’s always jacked more jacked than I am after she just gives birth to our boys. Like, can you pause this six to nine months? And then

Sevan Matossian (15:30):

Did you say, because you never think, you never see them

Andrew Hiller (15:34):

Just because you’ve never seen her use it, you’re just gonna think that she’s never used steroids before.

Sevan Matossian (15:39):

Oh, I thought you were ripping on his intelligence. I thought you were saying, or have you never seen them? Because you never think because you’ve never seen them. Like, like he doesn’t think there’s

Andrew Hiller (15:46):

A whole lot of insinuations there that he’s overseeing the fact that she’s probably using steroids.

Sevan Matossian (15:53):

Okay, I like it. Let’s go.

Speaker 7 (15:56):

Boom. Pre and postpartum. She was just always taking pills. She would just say, ah, I’m taking vitamins. I’m taking my zinc and my, but now that I think about it, I could just be a coverup.

Andrew Hiller (16:06):

Is she angry ever? You know, when

Speaker 7 (16:07):

She was pregnant, how many times she raged on me and yelled at me

Andrew Hiller (16:10):

And she was probably going from the, how you doing? Get outta

Speaker 7 (16:13):

Here. You know what, there was times when she would like pull out her hair and it was like coming out. It’s the

Andrew Hiller (16:16):

Androgen receptors, men, they’re causing male pattern baldness. Does she have any back acne?

Speaker 7 (16:21):

All of a sudden, like a zick popped onto her back and it was a lot. I mean, it came right at you. I mean, I would start naming them, you name. Yeah. You know,

Andrew Hiller (16:29):

See you, Bruce.

Speaker 7 (16:30):

I never thought about that that way. So do you know what to look for if I show you what she’s like? The pantry and stuff.

Andrew Hiller (16:35):

There’s signs. It’s not as easy as just looking for a needle, but there’ll be things we can look for. You might, you might be hiding in the food. What are these

Speaker 7 (16:43):

Lady Mantle.

Andrew Hiller (16:44):

What is Lady Mantle

Speaker 7 (16:45):

Cramped? I’ve never bark heard of

Andrew Hiller (16:46):

It. You know, there’s, there’s

Speaker 7 (16:47):

Passion, flour, magnesium, raspberry, lemon. Is that crill oil?

Andrew Hiller (16:53):

It’s a fish. We’re good.

Speaker 7 (16:54):

Holy basil. Have you ever heard of holy basil? I have not. What makes basil holy? Like how’s that even a thing? Think it

Andrew Hiller (17:00):

Was blessed by

Speaker 7 (17:01):

A priest. I thought it was just basil. Do

Andrew Hiller (17:02):

You know the priest who blessed this? It’s a syringe. Dis disposal.

Speaker 7 (17:04):

No, that’s coffee grounds. There’s,

Andrew Hiller (17:07):

It’s for

Speaker 7 (17:07):

Injection. This is, this is for the boys. Anytime they like need to take medicine, your boys are running.

Andrew Hiller (17:12):


Speaker 7 (17:12):

About tinctured? Tinctured placenta.

Andrew Hiller (17:15):

Oh my God. They, they talk about this pregnancies boo bloop

Speaker 7 (17:17):

For tough titties. T trissential.

Andrew Hiller (17:20):

If you’ve never heard of these things,

Speaker 7 (17:22):

Like, what is that?

Andrew Hiller (17:23):

It looks like a miracle.

Speaker 7 (17:25):

Either that or, oh, shit.

Sevan Matossian (17:26):

You know what that is?

Andrew Hiller (17:27):

Yeah. I had no freaking clue what that was. Not.

Speaker 7 (17:30):


Andrew Hiller (17:31):

I thought <laugh>, we were kinda having fair game at the counter. And he goes, you don’t wanna touch that? And I go, what is it? And then he goes, it’s better that you don’t know. And I’ve since figured it out. I’ve pieced it together.

Sevan Matossian (17:41):

Hey, Gordon introduced me to those. I think that thing’s for like catching blood, that that’s instead Right. That’s a period catcher.

Andrew Hiller (17:47):


Speaker 7 (17:47):

Right. Yeah, it’s a menstrual cup.

Sevan Matossian (17:49):

Wow. That’s amazing. That’s

Andrew Hiller (17:51):

Fun. When I saw that I fucking died. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

That’s amazing.

Andrew Hiller (17:55):

I, and all the comments they’re loving in that part. <laugh>. Wow. It is eyeball.

Sevan Matossian (18:00):

Could you smell that thing from where you’re standing? No. Okay. That’s good.

Speaker 7 (18:05):

Action. Is there something you

Andrew Hiller (18:08):

Can, like, maybe you fill with water and you blow it into your eyeball?

Speaker 7 (18:10):

Prenatal. Yes. Well, it’s like, but you’re not even prenatal anymore.

Andrew Hiller (18:14):

Who wraps things like this? I don’t, this is because they came from overseas. This is from,

Sevan Matossian (18:18):

What’s that jug?

Andrew Hiller (18:18):

She’s no bag. Right? Where you water that was there.

Speaker 7 (18:21):

Let, lemme lemme do my thing. I’ll just

Sevan Matossian (18:23):

Check in with you. Wait, pause. This is that jug, especially pH water for drinking?

Andrew Hiller (18:27):


Speaker 7 (18:28):


Andrew Hiller (18:29):

It’s super water.

Sevan Matossian (18:30):

That’s like, that’s baller.

Andrew Hiller (18:32):

It’s, it was pretty cool. Okay. I pulled that outta somewhere else. I brought it with me. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (18:37):


Speaker 7 (18:46):

I didn’t go. Well, that didn’t go well. What do you mean by not Well, well, we were having dinner and I was like, Hey, back in the day, what kind of supplements were you on? Uh, you know, you Well, the problem is, is as soon as I said that, she looks at me. She’s like, baby, she says, baby. Yes. Yes. And so when she calls you baby, I didn’t know how to push after that because it was just like already getting weird. And I don’t know how I think

Andrew Hiller (19:11):

And I think I can help. I I think I have something.

Speaker 7 (19:14):

Yeah. Because if I like, keep prying, I think she might be onto me and I don’t, um, I’d rather not do that to our relationship.

Andrew Hiller (19:20):

I think you’re done. All you can do. I appreciate it. This is what I’m here for. This is what I do. I need your printer

Andrew Hiller (19:32):

<laugh>. Okay.

Speaker 9 (19:34):

All right. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (19:35):

Okay. Hold on. Pause. Awesome. What, what about a little music there?

Andrew Hiller (19:40):

I I think it’s part of the way that they piece these together. So you saw the Bosman one, right?

Sevan Matossian (19:45):

Yeah. I I I know they’re going for that. Totally. Like, hey, this is reality show office. But a little music there would’ve been interesting with that eye contact

Andrew Hiller (19:56):

Or kind of cuts off right there.

Sevan Matossian (19:57):

Yeah. I’ll, I’ll send Julian in a, um, a note. Okay, let’s go.

Andrew Hiller (20:05):

Here’s you a couple of

Speaker 9 (20:07):

Times. Shit. I mean, I think there was like 10 years between the two picks.

Andrew Hiller (20:10):

Okay. Okay. Something like that. They’re both you, right?

Sevan Matossian (20:13):

God, her tits used to be

Andrew Hiller (20:14):

Huge. Very. What kind, what kinda supplements were you on?

Speaker 9 (20:16):

Definitely pro. Is that protein powder, does that count as a supplement? Price and fish oils. The supplements had the least to do it. It was like the, the training volume was high and I was lifting heavy. I ate a lot more food also. Huh?

Andrew Hiller (20:28):


Speaker 9 (20:29):

I mean, I’m pregnant in this picture. So prenatal. Probably some iron breastfeeding. So same, same deal. Peptides definitely had a spray tan. My hair’s fake too.

Andrew Hiller (20:40):

Anar. That is a

Speaker 9 (20:40):

Good picture. I was laughing. That is a

Sevan Matossian (20:42):

Great picture. More

Andrew Hiller (20:43):

Jack deca nlo.

Speaker 9 (20:46):

Why are my pants in this photo?

Sevan Matossian (20:47):

Is the, yeah, that’s weird. Not

Speaker 9 (20:49):

Pregnant. And then like really pregnant

Andrew Hiller (20:51):

Peptides. This

Speaker 9 (20:52):

Is really good lighting. Don’t you think?

Andrew Hiller (20:54):

What you want,

Speaker 9 (20:57):

Andrew, what do you think?

Sevan Matossian (21:05):

Oh, pause. What do you think, Andrew?

Andrew Hiller (21:09):

I don’t think so. I do not think so.

Sevan Matossian (21:14):

Do you know who her boyfriend was before Tyson Oldroyd?

Andrew Hiller (21:18):

I do think so.

Sevan Matossian (21:20):

Okay. And did you take that into account?

Andrew Hiller (21:22):

I did.

Sevan Matossian (21:23):

All right. Fine. All

Andrew Hiller (21:24):

Right. I did, uh, I went through every single crevice that I could, and she was just openly giving me every access to every accountant picture you could imagine <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:34):

Yes. Yes, yes. Transparency is the greatest way to trick the investigators. Sure. Is. I tell you. Yes, I totally, yes. Yeah. Um, and do you think that there’s any proximity bias?

Andrew Hiller (21:47):

Um, I, I guess if there were, it’d be hard for me to admit whether or not there was. Right.

Sevan Matossian (21:52):

You really like them.

Andrew Hiller (21:53):

They’re cool. Okay. Just a second. All right. Hey, I don’t think you’re on steroids either, man.

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

That’s true. <laugh>. That’s true. Uh, okay. Uh, final seven seconds.

Andrew Hiller (22:06):


Sevan Matossian (22:13):

Uh, great video. Hey, when she said, Andrew, what do you think they should have? Uh, slowed it down. So it was like in a really deep voice. Andrew, what do you think? <laugh>?

Andrew Hiller (22:25):

There there’s a couple of bits in there that I thought were really funny, but they, they, they spent a lot of time piecing that thing together.

Sevan Matossian (22:32):

Caleb, let’s do a poll.

Andrew Hiller (22:34):

What’s the pole?

Sevan Matossian (22:35):

Okay. Uh, Natie or not Natie

Andrew Hiller (22:37):

Or not. I got one of those up too, so we’ll see if it lines up with mine.

Sevan Matossian (22:40):

With, uh, with Miranda? Yeah. Oh, wow. Look at you. Look at you.

Andrew Hiller (22:46):

I put it up on the trip over there because I kind of knew we were gonna be doing that.

Sevan Matossian (22:51):

Why did you go over there? What? Tell me how that works. How do you end up

Andrew Hiller (22:55):

I got a te I got a Instagram message from Julian who asked, and I said, sure. And that was a week before I booked a ticket to go and I showed up and I didn’t sleep. <laugh>. So that, that giant vein in my head that happens when I’m really low on sleep. So at that point, I hadn’t gone to bed in like 40 hours or something like that. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (23:19):

Hey. So, so isn’t that crazy though? That means that they have their pulse on the community. You don’t cuz you don’t know them, right? Yes.

Andrew Hiller (23:26):

I don’t mm-hmm.

Sevan Matossian (23:28):

<affirmative>. It’s not like, go ahead.

Andrew Hiller (23:31):

No, I mean, it, it was very sudden. But I’m, the way that I’ve set things up, I can kind of take up offers like that as long as I had noticed them.

Sevan Matossian (23:42):

Uh, Ryan Jackson video is great. Andrew Hiller, uh, how big is the street parking office?

Andrew Hiller (23:47):


Sevan Matossian (23:48):

It’s, it looks huge.

Andrew Hiller (23:49):

It’s massive.

Sevan Matossian (23:51):

Barry, my cock in her, uh, and Miranda is Natty. Uh, she follows ancestral tenants Twitter polls don’t count. I say not soccer. Mom. Uh, watching this from Australia and Love you. Sick cunt. Uh, thank you. Um, uh, vote and like hit. That’s always important. Um, uh, how did you end up here? I got an anonymous tip. Oh, is that one of your lines in there?

Andrew Hiller (24:19):

No. Oh

Sevan Matossian (24:20):

No. Oh, I was gonna say, I didn’t hear that. My listening skills have, have drastically, uh, plummeted. Good.

Andrew Hiller (24:27):

It was a little quiet parts.

Sevan Matossian (24:28):

Uh, Ken Walters cats trying to vote and see. Beaver pokes him in the eye. She

Caleb Beaver (24:33):

Just fucking fit me. What are you talking

Sevan Matossian (24:34):

About? Oh, she, oh, okay. Um, she had, she had twins and ate one. That’s how she got the checked. I do think that those, those placenta pills are real though. I think she did take her placenta and had it ground down, right? Tinture

Andrew Hiller (24:47):

Placenta. Yeah. The same

Caleb Beaver (24:48):

Dancer his wife did too.

Sevan Matossian (24:50):

Yeah. Oh, fucking a, fucking

Andrew Hiller (24:54):

A, something I have noticed with some overweight people is that they carry a lot of muscle when they do lose that weight. And I’m not saying that she was way overweight, but those two pictures and the timeline of which it she developed, it makes some sense. And believe it or not, I’ve actually had some other people say that they know her. I haven’t even told her this yet, but there have been people who said, yeah, she’s natural. I know what she put into it and I haven’t had anyone reach out on the other side of it saying, I know some stuff <laugh>. Right. And believe it or not, that is a lot of the times how this works is it’s not merely my opinion, it’s taken into account what I’ve gathered from the sources. What, what

Sevan Matossian (25:36):

Andrew should, Andrew should be at the, oh, how do you know it’s your placenta? No, you don’t. I mean mean unless you never take your eyes off it, you don’t read

Caleb Beaver (25:43):

The name.

Sevan Matossian (25:46):

Um, Bo Bonaire

Andrew Hiller (25:50):


Sevan Matossian (25:51):

Boner. Boner.

Andrew Hiller (25:53):

All right, Caleb. I wouldn’t have got that

Sevan Matossian (25:54):

One. How about this? Harry Jaeger, Jaeger, Jagger, Harry Jagger. Is that one?

Andrew Hiller (26:01):

Did it skew my opinion if you’re eating at their dinner table?

Caleb Beaver (26:05):


Sevan Matossian (26:06):

Yeah, definitely. It’s definitely, it’s definitely made him biased.

Andrew Hiller (26:10):

If Tia wanted to change my mind, she’d invite me to Australia. That’s all I can say about that.

Sevan Matossian (26:15):

Oh, Kenneth, I know the placenta shit is real. Uh, I had all three of my, my wife had all three of our babies on the floor in our living room. I I I know it’s a hundred percent. Um,

Andrew Hiller (26:27):

Real. Could you imagine if Tia and Shane go, Hey, we want, we want you over come in a week. Same, same exact situation, but it’s proven. I’d be like, yeah, I’ll be there.

Sevan Matossian (26:40):

Never gonna happen.

Andrew Hiller (26:41):

Maybe would it be a good on their part? I don’t know.

Sevan Matossian (26:44):

Hell yeah. I totally think it’d be a great idea on their part.

Andrew Hiller (26:48):

And then, and then would I change my mind? I don’t know. I’d have to be put through that situation. I,

Sevan Matossian (26:53):

I, we talked about that this morning on the podcast. People need to lean into shit. Just lean into shit.

Andrew Hiller (26:58):

I did hear you talk with that neck man. Super neck man.

Sevan Matossian (27:04):

Yeah. What did you think about that guy? Natty? Or not,

Andrew Hiller (27:07):

Not <laugh>. I don’t know. I don’t care how many dinners he gives me. No way. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (27:13):

Hey, a guy like, that’s not trying to say he’s Natty either, right? I mean,

Andrew Hiller (27:18):

Uh, did you ask?

Sevan Matossian (27:19):


Andrew Hiller (27:20):

Well, I I’m like, Miranda, you daddy <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (27:26):

Yeah, but that, but I believe

Andrew Hiller (27:28):

That was so of the liver king though.

Sevan Matossian (27:32):

That guy was so fucking Jack here. Hal Roberts. I, I, I remember Greg saying this many times too. Glassman said the most Jack results from Roy’s on body building routine, Roy’s on CrossFit, Natty on CrossFit, natty on barbell routine.

Andrew Hiller (27:44):

Ooh, I’ve read this before. Where’s this from?

Sevan Matossian (27:47):

It’s just Greg. Greg said that a million times.

Andrew Hiller (27:49):

Okay. Uh, I agree. Do you agree?

Sevan Matossian (27:54):

Yeah. I mean, what do I know? But Sure. Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. What do I know?

Andrew Hiller (27:58):

Well, the dude this morning said at one point that it only works out three days a week. Right? Yeah. That might go with the RDS and body building. It just makes

Sevan Matossian (28:06):

No, uh, sorry, not three days a week. Three hours a week.

Andrew Hiller (28:08):

Okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (28:12):

He’s huge.

Andrew Hiller (28:16):

You can kick off if I’m wrong, about his natural status.

Sevan Matossian (28:20):

I don’t think for if for a a second. He’s trying to tell anyone he’s natural.

Andrew Hiller (28:25):

I don’t think so either.

Sevan Matossian (28:27):

Yeah. Alright.

Andrew Hiller (28:28):

Looks like the liver came, but Balder, which is none of those things are bad, by the way, guys

Sevan Matossian (28:35):

Being bald.

Andrew Hiller (28:37):

Me saying that he is on steroids, me being wrong. Maybe he’s a cool dude. I listened to the whole podcast. I liked him.

Sevan Matossian (28:43):

Uh, who? John Anderson? Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (28:45):

Yeah, he was cool.

Sevan Matossian (28:47):

Uh, 4 77. Mr. Elon Musk. Mr. E, do you know who that is? Uh, he owns Twitter. You know who that is? Andrew?

Andrew Hiller (28:57):

Yeah. Starling. He, he, uh, raced the guy to the moon.

Sevan Matossian (29:00):

Yes. I don’t know if that’s true, but Sure.

Andrew Hiller (29:02):


Sevan Matossian (29:04):

Um, speaker McCarthy has held the gavel for less than three months, but by sharing January 6th security footage with Fox News, he’s already done more than any party leader in Congress to enable the spread of Trump. Donald Trump’s big lie, Chuck Schumer. That’s fucking hilarious. Then. Elon Musks, oh, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yep, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (29:21):

The US Capitol Building, if you’ve joined us today for the insurrection, please make sure you pick up a promotional leaflet on the way in. Stay inside the safety cords at all times. And if you get lost, speak to one of our Capitol police officers. They’ll be sure to point you in the right direction.

Sevan Matossian (29:40):

This is the insurrection people, just so you know.

Andrew Hiller (29:43):

Are they within Lanes?

Sevan Matossian (29:45):

<laugh>? Yeah. This is fucking hilarious, dude. And then I just love what Elon writes. Do you want me to remove this <laugh>? Right.

Andrew Hiller (29:57):

You think he’s got an option for that on his Twitter feed?

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