Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Because I was having trouble seeing the screen when I wore these glasses. But now I have three crazy monitors and it’s so bright in here that I don’t have trouble seeing the screen. Dang.
Andrew Hiller (00:10):
I, I know this guy. He’s got cool hair. Oh, that’s what you’re talking about with this pax? Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (00:17):
Andrew Hiller (00:22):
Caleb, you can do that, right?
Caleb Beaver (00:24):
Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
Sevan Matossian (00:26):
Yeah. Your hair’s better than that, guys.
Caleb Beaver (00:28):
Definitely better <laugh>. I have a better mustache. So,
Sevan Matossian (00:31):
You know what’s crazy is, so if I look over at my, if I look over at my text messages, you’d be able to see ’em.
Andrew Hiller (00:36):
I kind of mm-hmm.
Caleb Beaver (00:38):
You’d have to do some serious investigating to be able to see that. Nah. Oh,
Andrew Hiller (00:44):
Not really. You’ve got a monitor dedicated to your text messages.
Sevan Matossian (00:48):
I got a kind of, yeah, I, it’s, it’s, it’s my setup’s. Ridiculous.
Caleb Beaver (00:54):
You got bitches in different zip codes.
Sevan Matossian (00:55):
Yeah, exactly. Hose and different area codes. That
Caleb Beaver (00:58):
Sevan Matossian (01:00):
Caleb Beaver (01:01):
Sevan Matossian (01:02):
Um, um, um, um,
Andrew Hiller (01:03):
Three monitors. Huh? Do you have the, which, which Mac do you have?
Sevan Matossian (01:10):
Hey, you want to see something? Uh, I have the, whatever the, I have the studio Mac completely loaded to the gills. It’s probably like a
Andrew Hiller (01:17):
14. It’s, it’s the, it’s the box. It’s this big, right?
Sevan Matossian (01:20):
Andrew Hiller (01:21):
Okay. Not the Mac Pro.
Sevan Matossian (01:25):
No. That, that thing loaded to the gills is like $79,000.
Andrew Hiller (01:29):
Yeah. I always thought you had that one.
Sevan Matossian (01:31):
No. Wouldn’t that be great?
Andrew Hiller (01:32):
That’s the one you’ve got.
Sevan Matossian (01:33):
Yeah. Fill that thing up. Let’s see how much that thing cost. Fill
Andrew Hiller (01:37):
That thing up. You pull that up, Caleb. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (01:40):
Go to buy.
Andrew Hiller (01:40):
That’s why Caleb has been missed.
Sevan Matossian (01:42):
Let’s go <laugh>. I’ll tell you. Go to the one with, I think there’s another one. Oh yeah, maybe it’s that one. I have that one with all the core, the, all the cores. Yep. Go to that.
Andrew Hiller (01:54):
Is it pretty quick,
Sevan Matossian (01:55):
Dude, stupid. Keep going. Yeah, I get that. Keep, yeah, I get that. Get go to eight. Yep. Get that.
Andrew Hiller (02:04):
Hey, is this Ben Bianco? Jeff’s brother?
Sevan Matossian (02:07):
Yeah. Oh, that’s what I have right there. Uh, I don’t have Logic Pro on it though.
Caleb Beaver (02:11):
You got Final Cup Pro?
Andrew Hiller (02:13):
Sevan Matossian (02:13):
Andrew Hiller (02:13):
Sure. So it’s basically nine grand.
Sevan Matossian (02:16):
Yeah. And then I got that fat $6,000 monitor with like the, it’s like a $5,000 monitor with a thousand dollars stand <laugh>. I know. It’s stupid. And then, and then, and then I got the other, the, the ass monitor they have too. That’s like 2,500. And then I got a Samsung or lg. That’s why I have all those cameras. Have you ever seen me go through all my cameras?
Andrew Hiller (02:39):
Sevan Matossian (02:39):
Yeah, that’s why there’s all those cameras. Cuz all these monitors have cameras. Hey,
Andrew Hiller (02:44):
Which one do you end up using? The
Sevan Matossian (02:46):
Sony? No. Yeah. And then, and then I don’t even use any of the cameras on the monitors. I just use the Sony,
Andrew Hiller (02:51):
The A 6,100.
Sevan Matossian (02:52):
But I wanna get rid of this monitor here so that I’m looking at the table where Dave Castro is gonna sit when he comes. How about that thumbnail that Bruce made? Awesome.
Andrew Hiller (03:03):
Sevan Matossian (03:04):
Uh, for seven to buy his children pants to go with those argyle tops. Good to see you, Caleb. Thank you Katie. I appreciate it. Wasn’t that crazy? They were kind of started outgrowing that all their argyle shit. And I just put on a whole new God. I’m sweating from working out.
Andrew Hiller (03:19):
What’d you do? Do you deadlift floor?
Sevan Matossian (03:21):
No, I tried deadlifting yesterday. You’d be actually proud of me. What I did yesterday. What’s that called? When you, when you put a shitload of weight on and you, but you start, what’s it called?
Andrew Hiller (03:32):
Sevan Matossian (03:33):
<laugh>. Um, and you start with the, the bar higher. So like, I kept raising the bar an inch and a half off the ground, so it was easier and easier to lift. Deficit opposite of deficit, whatever that is.
Andrew Hiller (03:45):
That’s how Alexis was lifting today. Like,
Sevan Matossian (03:47):
Block. But you know what’s crazy? I didn’t even get to the bar was like nine inches off the ground and I still didn’t even get to 2 95, which is what I pulled pretty easy the other day. Like at two 50, I was like, yeah, I’m not liking this.
Andrew Hiller (03:58):
It’s just a block pull or a pin deadlift. Deadlift from the pins. But you weren’t using pins.
Sevan Matossian (04:02):
Yeah, I was using rubber mats Right inch and a half at a time.
Andrew Hiller (04:06):
If you were a power lifter, they say you’re pulling pins. Hey,
Sevan Matossian (04:09):
I, I don’t even think that’s good for me to tell you the truth. I, I don’t even, I don’t like that starting position. I like to pull through that position. My back does not like starting from a higher position. Isn’t that kind of weird?
Andrew Hiller (04:19):
You always say that, that your back doesn’t like it, but you ever ask why instead of just saying it doesn’t like
Sevan Matossian (04:27):
This Uncle Butch did Uncle Buck dealed me in the shower when I was four?
Andrew Hiller (04:31):
That’s a little bit too emotional. I was looking for a more
Sevan Matossian (04:34):
Andrew Hiller (04:35):
Pretty reason <laugh> that. Hey, I wanted to show you something earlier. Can I just show it to you right now?
Sevan Matossian (04:44):
Yeah. Hey, I was thinking this show. We should just go through your Instagram. Your Instagram’s crazy. Well, Caleb, why are you red? Were you skiing or something? What the fuck’s going on with you? I
Andrew Hiller (04:53):
Just got done working out
Sevan Matossian (04:54):
Too. Oh, that’s nice. All right. Are you ready for this? My sunglasses are all fogged up. Yeah, I see which one I want already.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
First cups as much as the next guy. It took me many hundreds of hours of well thought out videos to get to, let’s say the 30,000 followers that I have. But it’s truly incredible how quickly one female’s rapid ascent can skyrocket with nice cleavage. No amount of intelligent discourse can replace the You pause
Sevan Matossian (05:17):
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Real quick. Reminds me of this quote, but
Sevan Matossian (05:19):
Her face is perfect too. Go on.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Kowski. Here in the United States especially, sex is inflated far beyond its simplest importance. A woman with a sexy body immediately turns into a weapon for material advancement. The American male is a sucker who perpetuates the extremism of the hoax. When a woman realizes how much her body’s really worth, why wouldn’t she exploit it to the mask? Pause,
Sevan Matossian (05:41):
Pause, pause. Oh, what? I didn’t like those Cho choice of words. Weapon. It’s a weapon. Jesus crime, honey. Hoax.
Andrew Hiller (05:48):
Okay, see, this is the sort of stuff that you could do on TikTok, but you would use the proper words.
Sevan Matossian (05:53):
Yeah. Weaponizing hoax. That’s the little strong. Okay. I hate some, this
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Fine lady is not even 21. Probably making hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars the same amount as a neurosurgeon at John Hopkins. But don’t hate the player. Hate the game. What
Sevan Matossian (06:08):
A neurosurgeon at John Hopkins. Shut the fuck up. I I ain’t hate. Hey. Um, there’s, there’s, yeah. It it do. I I don’t, yeah, that’s cool. I like that. Thank you for showing that to me. That’s cool.
Andrew Hiller (06:22):
Are I thought you appreci appreciate it a little more than that. And then
Sevan Matossian (06:25):
As soon as you pulled up that screen, I wanted you to click that one within one second. I knew which box I wanted to click and it’s cuz of her titties. Like within one second. Yeah. But
Andrew Hiller (06:33):
This is the type of stuff that I like to see on TikTok.
Caleb Beaver (06:35):
Sevan Matossian (06:43):
Andrew Hiller (06:46):
It’s people. I’m messing around. Okay. I’m done. I’m not pulling up anything else. Okay. <laugh>, you
Sevan Matossian (06:51):
Say that now weapons of mass destruction.
It’s gonna be hard to top this morning show. If you did not see this morning show, it was a fucking wrecking ball full steam ahead. That’s, that’s the kind of show I really like to do. Just complete Sesame Street. Uh, you know, like when Sesame Street, like I, I hate using Sesame Street as the example now that, um, it’s gone woke. But do you remember being a little kid? Oh, he’s Mr. Rogers. You know, like when the, um, you’d be watching Mr. Rogers and the, the, the trolley car would come out. That was like my favorite part. And that one I saw Hiller come on today. It was like, holy shit. And then Danielle, Brandon answered. And Zack Zand and
Andrew Hiller (07:37):
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
Zack Zoolander. That was cool. Colton Merton’s answered the phone. No, no. But he was on the Sexiest Man, a live list. I mean, everything was, uh, Sean O’Keefe. $10, $10. Thank you, sir. Are you, are you married to Matt O’Keefe? Hey, guys from New Hampshire. Hey, is Gary divorced yet?
Andrew Hiller (07:59):
Sevan Matossian (08:00):
Um, oh wow. Serious. Ken, if you’re serious, you gotta tell me. Really? No, really. I can’t tell what’s going on with him.
Andrew Hiller (08:14):
Sevan Matossian (08:15):
But I will tell you this, uh, um, a a friend of mine who I really trust a lot with, uh, with, uh, uh, I think deep insight into the, this female friend of mine with deep insight into, uh, uh, boys and girls, um, told me that, uh, she would like to talk to me about him. And I was like, okay, yeah, he seems nice, A good thing. Really. Like how, like, okay, I’ll text him right after the show and make sure everything’s okay. I always just, my life is just kind of fun. Like, even when it’s in chaos, like even when my wife’s angry at me, I’m, I’m kind of like having fun.
Andrew Hiller (08:52):
Well, dude, you’re not supposed to just stop taking your t r t.
Sevan Matossian (08:56):
Andrew Hiller (08:57):
Ken. Ken’s right on fucking track with his comments. You’re not supposed to do that. It’s not healthy.
Sevan Matossian (09:02):
You wait. You think that you wait by right on track. You think that like, um, uh, you think that he should be on suicide watch? Is that what you
Andrew Hiller (09:09):
Mean? Well, it’s, it messes with your hormones and it can cause depression. If he like people with low testosterone in general, go on it. And I think you even talked about the benefits of that from a mental aspect.
Sevan Matossian (09:19):
I didn’t think he, I didn’t see, he didn’t seem depressed to me.
Andrew Hiller (09:23):
But, but tell me if I’m wrong. At some point during the show this morning, you even said that people would go on t r t and that. Yes.
Sevan Matossian (09:29):
Andrew Hiller (09:30):
Think about the opposite. You stopped taking it.
Sevan Matossian (09:33):
Yeah. Yeah. I, um, I’m not
Andrew Hiller (09:39):
Sevan Matossian (09:39):
Uh, yeah, I mean, um, yeah, he, I’ve always thought of him as a really positive, optimistic guy, but, um, uh, but I will reach out to him. I’ll text.
Andrew Hiller (09:50):
Yeah, he always said this, you good. It’s him not the t r t. And I seen a lot of people do a lot of different hormonal replacement things,
Sevan Matossian (09:59):
Text him without
Andrew Hiller (09:59):
Them to the 10th degree. It’s just the biggest version of themselves, whether it be for the best or the worst.
Sevan Matossian (10:05):
This guy’s saying, text him now. Jesus crime, I I text him earlier. I said, Hey, great show today. Thank you for giving it up. Hey, you good. I mean people, I I’m telling you, I saw a guy at the, at the Broken Science, um, uh, convention. And, uh, someone said, are you okay? I’m concerned about you.
Andrew Hiller (10:26):
Sevan Matossian (10:27):
Yeah. I go, what do you mean? He’s like, well, you just make yourself so vulnerable. Vulnerable. I get concerned about you. Like, what the fuck? I, I, I would have my wife on to ask her if she ever thinks that I’m depressed. Like, I just, I I don’t get sad really. I, at most, I get a little frustrated. Like if things aren’t really good with my wife, I could get a little frustrated. Like just now. I said, Hey, do you wanna call? It looks like it’s gonna stop raining for a couple hours. You wanna call over the skateboard instructor so the kids can ride the ramp? And she goes, Hey, maybe you should just chill and let the boys chill and you should do your podcast. You’ve been fucking running them all morning. And I was like, all right, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe they should skateboard. She’s like, well, maybe they should chill. I was like, are we not on the same page?
Andrew Hiller (11:11):
And I took that personally. <laugh>, that’s, that’s your internal dialogue,
Sevan Matossian (11:15):
<laugh>? Well, I, I, but, but I was mostly, once I noticed that she has a different opinion than me, then I kind of just have to start poking. Oh, you, you don’t think I’m perfect. Did I say something like, what do you mean anyway? And then
Andrew Hiller (11:31):
He hear the glasses on cuz he is been crying. <laugh> eyes are all Caleb’s cheeks.
Sevan Matossian (11:39):
I actually just thought, I was like, Hey, I never wear those glasses because I couldn’t see with them, but I can’t. But I, but I can see with them now because it’s so fucking bright in here. So I’m like, okay, cuz these are dark.
Andrew Hiller (11:51):
You’re telling me it’s bright in that room of yours right now.
Sevan Matossian (11:54):
Dude, it’s so bright in here.
Andrew Hiller (11:55):
It looks so dark. Have you ever gone back and watched a show? It looks like you’re hanging out in a dungeon.
Sevan Matossian (12:00):
Oh shit. Like, I’m Sean Ryan or fucking Jocko or some of that shit. Like, I’ve like got that mood lighting that shit. I was making fun of them for
Andrew Hiller (12:07):
Caleb. You know what I’m talking about? Doesn’t look dark
Caleb Beaver (12:09):
There. It looks dark.
Andrew Hiller (12:11):
It looks dark
Caleb Beaver (12:12):
Whenever you like, turn the camera around and you’ve shown me the rest of the room. It looks bright, but
Sevan Matossian (12:17):
Well, it is like, I can’t even see over there. It’s so bright over here. It’s three fucking massive monitors. It’s 2 27 inch monitors or 1 32 inch monitor. Just here.
Andrew Hiller (12:28):
Do you have a, do you have another light, like an overhead deal or no? Maybe a backlight. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (12:32):
There are two lights in the room, but they’re not on here. I’m gonna show you where, let’s see
Andrew Hiller (12:35):
Andrew Hiller (12:37):
Because Caleb looks pretty well lit. What are you, what are you doing? What?
Caleb Beaver (12:43):
<laugh>? Yep. I can see that for sure. <laugh>,
Andrew Hiller (12:47):
What are you doing? You know, I’ve never really thought of you as an old dude, but dude, right now you’re doing some crap. My grandpa would do it. Go
Andrew Hiller (12:55):
Andrew Hiller (12:56):
I just figured out how to use Facebook. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (13:00):
Uh, Matt Burns has spoken. The thing is, you have to understand that these aren’t, um, these aren’t, uh, damn it. What’s going on here? I’m trying to, I’m trying to put the, the phone number up. These aren’t, um, do, do you see these glasses here? Like when I look down I can see perfectly, like they’re clear on the bottom and they’re dark on top.
Caleb Beaver (13:23):
Oh, they’re bifocal.
Sevan Matossian (13:24):
Yeah. Nah, not bifocals, but close by. By tinted. So like if, if, if like if I was hanging, like if I was undressing Hillary with my eyes right now, he wouldn’t know. Wow. Hiller upped his lighting.
Andrew Hiller (13:38):
I just turned on the light that I never have
Sevan Matossian (13:39):
On. And now you look orange, you look like you’re fake bacon again.
Andrew Hiller (13:43):
No, I told you Alexis won’t hit me. And then Allison said, guys do that. Damn right.
Caleb Beaver (13:49):
Oh, I knew a bunch of guys in high school that used to do that.
Sevan Matossian (13:51):
I think Froning used to do it. He used to be orange all the time.
Andrew Hiller (13:56):
Yeah, I noticed that. He stopped getting so tan at one point.
Sevan Matossian (13:59):
Yeah, I like him better. Not orange. Okay. Yeah, the thirties. Hillary. The thirties.
Andrew Hiller (14:07):
Sevan Matossian (14:08):
It’s the thirties. I was just, I was checking in with my wife, remember what we were talking about, uh, earlier today. I was like by between like the age of 34 and 37. Yes. Yes.
Andrew Hiller (14:17):
Tell you, you actually were asking Hailey.
Sevan Matossian (14:19):
I was like, Hey, don’t you remember like between in your thirties especially like 34 to 37, she said, and she’s like, no, it was al I was kind of always like that. And I was like, nah, nah, nah, nah. It’s like a cup with a hole in it. You just can’t fill it up.
Andrew Hiller (14:32):
When did you guys meet?
Sevan Matossian (14:35):
I was 23 or I was probably 23 or 24.
Andrew Hiller (14:42):
I didn’t know that. Some part of me thought that you met when you were upper twenties, early thirties.
Sevan Matossian (14:48):
God, this cup is nice,
Caleb Beaver (14:50):
Sevan Matossian (14:54):
Opportu? Yeah. Maybe. I don’t know. I don’t know. The first time I met her I was for sure 20.
Andrew Hiller (14:58):
I wanted Haley, like 16 then.
Sevan Matossian (15:00):
No, she was, uh, I’m she’s three or four years younger than me.
Andrew Hiller (15:06):
Got it. I I was trying to trap you. I was a J
Sevan Matossian (15:09):
<laugh>. One of my, one of my, one of my friends saw the, uh, one of my friends saw the um, oh yeah. That’s nice. How is this? Wow. This thing is fucking expensive. <laugh>. There’s no way. This cup is $34.
Caleb Beaver (15:25):
You get coffee with it.
Sevan Matossian (15:27):
Oh, a decaf bundle.
Caleb Beaver (15:29):
It’s a 50 50 blend.
Sevan Matossian (15:31):
Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. That’s what I’m drinking. Yeah. Excuse me. I wish it wasn’t on sale. I hate sales.
Andrew Hiller (15:38):
I hate coffee.
Sevan Matossian (15:40):
I don’t blame you. Hey, there’s not even any coffee in this cup. I’m just pretending so I could show off the cup.
Andrew Hiller (15:48):
Dude, that cup is awesome, but I can’t drink out of it cuz it’s 10 ounces of liquid.
Sevan Matossian (15:53):
Yeah, that’s why. Well, look, look it, look it.
Andrew Hiller (15:57):
That one’s what? 16 ounces of
Sevan Matossian (15:59):
Liquid out of way more way, way more. Way more.
Andrew Hiller (16:03):
I don’t understand coffee cups. Who in their right mind pours a cup of coffee only to like go back and get another one in 10 minutes?
Sevan Matossian (16:09):
Well that’s why they’re all, all those, all those fucking like coffee people. Like, you know, rich Froning was even like this, this coffee has certain notes. I was like, wow. Notes
Andrew Hiller (16:19):
As in you can hear them as you
Sevan Matossian (16:21):
Drinking. No, no, no.
Andrew Hiller (16:23):
Not a musical note.
Caleb Beaver (16:25):
That cup is turned into more of a bourbon cup for me.
Andrew Hiller (16:28):
Sevan Matossian (16:29):
I actually thought about putting, I actually thought about putting some har uh, hard liquor in here for the show.
Caleb Beaver (16:36):
It’s a good size for it. Gotta be honest.
Sevan Matossian (16:38):
Couple ice cubes.
Caleb Beaver (16:40):
I got one of those with like, that makes them ice balls.
Andrew Hiller (16:44):
You remember when I put together that episode of CrossFit as fucked up and it was 57 separate instances and I said we should do a power hour to that.
Sevan Matossian (16:53):
No. Say that again. I was reading, I was looking at Gary’s text message. Say that
Andrew Hiller (16:56):
Again. That was a long time ago. I made the 57 cut. CrossFit is fucked up.
Sevan Matossian (17:01):
Andrew Hiller (17:02):
Yes. And I wanted to do a live power hour to it. And I told you it’d be the first time I’d really drank in three years. So it would’ve been a mess.
Sevan Matossian (17:10):
<laugh>. Oh, that would’ve been a mess.
Andrew Hiller (17:12):
That would’ve been a bad idea.
Sevan Matossian (17:14):
Hey, so listen to this. He, I said, Hey Gary, are you good? And then he responded, uh, uh, and he said, I wouldn’t normally read someone’s text message, but this is pretty benign. He said, Hey, I’m doing a 5K obstacle run with five people tomorrow from my gym. I forgot to tell you. And I said, oh, you’re the best. So there,
Andrew Hiller (17:32):
Wait a minute. He didn’t even answer the question. He just responded with something completely unrelated.
Caleb Beaver (17:37):
Sevan Matossian (17:38):
Well, he said, thanks for checking in. I didn’t wanna read that part.
Andrew Hiller (17:41):
Got it. Okay. <laugh>. Well that was an important part because it made it seem like a,
Sevan Matossian (17:46):
That was, that part was private. Thanks for fucking that up for me.
Andrew Hiller (17:49):
No, it’s okay.
Caleb Beaver (17:50):
I’ve gotten too many texts that, uh, were basically suicide notes to, uh,
Sevan Matossian (17:54):
Not you have.
Caleb Beaver (17:55):
Sevan Matossian (17:56):
Andrew Hiller (17:58):
Sevan Matossian (17:59):
Caleb Beaver (18:00):
Uh, yeah. Some military, some civilian
Sevan Matossian (18:03):
Caleb Beaver (18:05):
No, not in like the past year. I guess I don’t fuck around with that.
Sevan Matossian (18:12):
You’re done. Hang pit. Choosing friends that are like suicidal
Caleb Beaver (18:15):
<laugh>. Yeah. That’s what it’s
Andrew Hiller (18:16):
Sevan Matossian (18:17):
Uh, before we start in embark on this relationship,
Caleb Beaver (18:20):
How do you feel about
Andrew Hiller (18:21):
Sevan Matossian (18:22):
Yourself? Killing yourself. Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (18:24):
You watch the Boys at TV show
Sevan Matossian (18:27):
Kind of maxed out on
Andrew Hiller (18:30):
Said on said [inaudible] And the only other person I’ve ever said that heard say that was Billy Butcher. <laugh> Ooi.
Sevan Matossian (18:36):
Andrew Hiller (18:37):
Sevan Matossian (18:38):
My wife says that sometimes. Okay. Um, a couple things I would like to, now that we’re all here, let me see. Oh, yep. Uh, Mason Mitchell’s here. We can start.
Andrew Hiller (18:48):
Uh, so is Tug Speedman
Sevan Matossian (18:51):
A couple months ago you said CrossFit was dying. Uh, well this is the speed round. Before I want to go over to your Instagram. Your Instagram is fucking smashing. Uh,
Andrew Hiller (18:59):
Sevan Matossian (18:59):
Man. Uh, um, you’re welcome. Um, uh, no thank you. Uh, a couple co like a month or two ago, we were like, oh, CrossFit’s dying. All the YouTube accounts are dying and now fucking you’re absolutely killing it. And is Nate, how’s Nate Edwardson doing? Is he killing it?
Andrew Hiller (19:12):
He’s back in the fold.
Sevan Matossian (19:14):
Yeah. Is he killing it? Is he doing
Andrew Hiller (19:16):
Good? You would need to define what killing it
Sevan Matossian (19:17):
Is, but you know, is he getting 10,000 views? How’s our boy Craig Richie doing? How’s the the butt bros doing? How’s, how’s everyone doing? How’s, how’s our, how’s uh, uh, the Talking Fitness guys? The nothing burger crew
Andrew Hiller (19:31):
Sevan Matossian (19:32):
Like morning Cockup doing? How’s everyone doing? Is everyone just kicking ass or what? I
Andrew Hiller (19:36):
Wanna overstep Caleb’s duties. So I I know
Sevan Matossian (19:39):
Caleb just left. He’s like, fuck
Andrew Hiller (19:41):
This. He’s like, I want nothing to do with Nate. Caleb,
Sevan Matossian (19:44):
Will you pull up? Oh, there. Look it. Look. Okay. There we go. Okay, let’s see how Nate’s doing. Look
Andrew Hiller (19:48):
At that. I watch every single one of these things. Should see what he’s up to.
Sevan Matossian (19:52):
Uh, three days ago, uh, 3,200. Okay. Not great. Mall O’Brien is different. Okay. I that, that’s a good time. But he’s got Daniel Brandon’s boobs, uh, front and center like that, like that TikTok video that you just talked about earlier.
Andrew Hiller (20:06):
Right? Right. You got what, 10,000 from 11 days ago?
Sevan Matossian (20:11):
Yeah. So, okay. So he’s, uh, he’s got, but he is doing the standard, the standard thing again, right? Matt Fraser, Haley Bale, uh, hay, Haley, Adams,
Andrew Hiller (20:22):
Sevan Matossian (20:23):
Andrew Hiller (20:24):
Sevan Matossian (20:26):
Mal Mal. Danielle, Adrian. God, Adrian looks good in that photo. Adrian’s starting to look like a man.
Andrew Hiller (20:32):
Dude. Adrian’s one handsome dude.
Sevan Matossian (20:37):
He’s, I never used to think of him like that, but he’s starting to get a little debona air.
Andrew Hiller (20:40):
Who else did you wanna look at?
Sevan Matossian (20:42):
Okay, Nate is boring. I don’t know if boring’s the right word. I don’t think boring is the right word. Try, uh, round fit com media. Try one more. Try something else. I just don’t think it’s boring’s right?
Andrew Hiller (20:56):
Five hours ago
Sevan Matossian (20:57):
You can do better. Oh, what is this? This is, uh, the nothing burger crew. Oh. This is where Lauren Khalil went.
Andrew Hiller (21:03):
Uh, two. Where’s she doing here? I don’t see anything from her.
Sevan Matossian (21:07):
Uh, 2 56 from five hours ago. 7,800 on the one day. Oh, that’s good.
Andrew Hiller (21:12):
Sevan Matossian (21:13):
A 3 44 from the N F L combine. 7 39. Okay. So if these guys don’t talk CrossFit, their shit just doesn’t float.
Andrew Hiller (21:22):
Yeah. Well I figured that out too. I can’t A bunch of F CrossFit stuff.
Sevan Matossian (21:25):
A bunch of NFL combine. Yeah. They should keep trying though. I’m keep trying.
Andrew Hiller (21:31):
Who else are we looking at here?
Sevan Matossian (21:32):
Well keep going down. I wanna see if they got anything. Vi they, I think occasionally they get something crazy. Like over 20,000.
Andrew Hiller (21:37):
What? That 25?
Sevan Matossian (21:38):
Yeah. How do you go from 25,000 to 1000 CrossFit? 23.2 Open recap. 20 Oh, the pre-show. Okay. So there, they’re piggybacking off of their, their um, okay. Their opens up. Okay. They’re still kind of, they’re swim. They’re, they’re not doing so good either.
Andrew Hiller (21:59):
This is important.
Sevan Matossian (22:01):
Uh, but let’s address Caleb’s upper lip. Has he moved on to the Mexican Army. Fair enough.
Andrew Hiller (22:08):
It’s not just the Mexican army.
Sevan Matossian (22:10):
Oh, that. Well that’s, he just sent $13 Mexican. Hey, I betcha that right there is less than a dollar.
Andrew Hiller (22:17):
How much is a payso?
Sevan Matossian (22:18):
Hold on. I’m not even joking. I betcha Max. I betcha. Magnus just sent us, hold on. Uh, 13
Andrew Hiller (22:23):
Dude cents, baby. 70 cents
Sevan Matossian (22:26):
Mx. Yeah, I’m, yeah. 70 cents. Good job Magnus. Use a
Andrew Hiller (22:30):
Pimp. Thanks Mike. I’m not even sure who else is. Oh, Craig, we wanna look at Craig. Right?
Sevan Matossian (22:36):
Hey, that’s the lowest amount of money anyone’s ever sent us. I fucking love that.
Andrew Hiller (22:41):
<laugh> pretty winner.
Sevan Matossian (22:43):
Hey, uh, there like
What? I don’t know if I should, I don’t know if I should bring this up. Say it like, there’s, like, when I think of win, when I think of, um, the women that I’ve been intimate with, I, I can’t, I never, I don’t think of like, I can’t tell you who has had the smallest boobs or who’s had the biggest boobs or who’s had the, I can’t think of anything like that. But I guarantee you that every woman, if you ask ’em who’s the dude you ha you were with, who had the smallest penis ever and the biggest penis ever, they know that’s how shallow women are. Not us. Not us guys. Oh, Andrew’s like, yeah, I know this one bitch I dated, she had her tits were so big.
Andrew Hiller (23:23):
You know what, the other day I was just thinking that I can remember the people that I’ve been with. I was thinking, I’m like, wow, that was,
Sevan Matossian (23:29):
I don’t even You do or you don’t remember? I do
Andrew Hiller (23:31):
Sevan Matossian (23:32):
Do you? Oh, wait till you get
Andrew Hiller (23:33):
Sevan Matossian (23:34):
Andrew Hiller (23:34):
Till people you’ve been with.
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
I used to, I used to try to remember them and then I reached a certain age and I just couldn’t do it anymore. But I would try to remember them and like have nice thoughts about them, send them like nice energy. Like tell, like appreciate them for like, just letting me experience them. And then all of a sudden just it got, I couldn’t figure it out anymore. They’re all
Andrew Hiller (23:54):
The same now.
Sevan Matossian (23:56):
And it’s just my wife now. No, I don’t, I I don’t remember the big, oh God, let me think. Uh, I think you’re lying. Someone you don’t remember the biggest boobs.
Andrew Hiller (24:07):
Back when I had the Android phone before everything was iPhone City. I had a list. That list was important to me cuz I knew I would never forget it. And that was
Sevan Matossian (24:15):
Forever. You, you made a little a list of the girls you slept with because
Andrew Hiller (24:19):
I never wanted to forget. It was just fond memories.
Sevan Matossian (24:21):
Right. I think that’s fair. Seven
Andrew Hiller (24:24):
Sevan Matossian (24:24):
Forgot those other two <laugh>.
Andrew Hiller (24:29):
They were just Oh, okay. I remember that. But now it’s just, it’s like I was four years old and I don’t remember anything anymore.
Sevan Matossian (24:36):
Oh man. I, I I I know, um, uh, none of that money goes to the Ukraine. I don’t, uh, let it be known. I don’t donate. I don’t even know the difference between Hawkeye and, and Wolinsky or what’s the guy’s name? Kalinsky. Wolinsky.
Andrew Hiller (24:50):
Sevan Matossian (24:52):
Yeah. I I
Andrew Hiller (24:53):
The list of three and I forgot every single one of them. Burns <laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (24:58):
Uh, okay. Call her. Hi.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Hey, now how we doing bro?
Sevan Matossian (25:01):
Uh, good. Just talking about small penises again.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I thought my ears were ready, so that’s why I had to call in.
Sevan Matossian (25:09):
Uh, how are you?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
I’m doing good, thanks.
Sevan Matossian (25:13):
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Well I’m gonna turn you down here so I have an echo.
Sevan Matossian (25:17):
Speaker 7 (25:19):
So yeah. So, uh, I’m just calling to tell you, you gotta get that PRT train, bro. We’re not young boys anymore.
Sevan Matossian (25:24):
How old are
Speaker 7 (25:25):
You? Very happy’s. Awesome. It’s life changing. I love
Sevan Matossian (25:29):
It. How old are you?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
I’ll be 49 in
Sevan Matossian (25:32):
May. Okay. Here’s the thing. How come your voice, I don’t believe you’re on T R t. How come your voice isn’t deeper?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Uh, I don’t know.
Sevan Matossian (25:39):
Yeah. Better. That’s better.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Not now. You’re gonna make me self conscious of it. I don’t. A little nervous, but I’m
Sevan Matossian (25:44):
No, no, no. It’s not like you have a high voice, but I just listen. Listen to Andrew. Andrew. I gotta fucking turn the base down when he talks. Come on. It’s not deep. Uh, yeah. Uh,
Andrew Hiller (25:54):
I just, Mike sits on my Adams apple. That’s
Sevan Matossian (25:55):
What I just took a, I just took a hundred milligrams of, uh, bull semen.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
That was, it’s working, it’s working better for Andrew than me. Maybe. Cause you put on a lot of weight. I only put on maybe pounds when I started. I was mad my whole life. I’ve been 15 years old, you know.
Andrew Hiller (26:10):
What’d you start at? Body weight?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
As far as body weight? Yeah. Or as far as, uh, dosage?
Andrew Hiller (26:16):
Well, body weight, both,
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Uh, body weight. I was probably, I don’t know. I guess, I guess honestly I, I plus weighted the same 10 pounds for the last 20 plus years. I’m between 180 8 and 200 pounds or so.
Sevan Matossian (26:30):
Andrew didn’t put on more than 10 pounds. Did he?
Andrew Hiller (26:32):
Sure I did. Dude.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, he’s over 200 pounds hour.
Sevan Matossian (26:36):
What did he, I thought he was o I thought he was a 1 95 guy who’s now 2 0 5.
Andrew Hiller (26:41):
I was 180 8 when I started and I can’t get under 200 right now.
Sevan Matossian (26:45):
Wow. Can you fast it for 48 hours?
Andrew Hiller (26:49):
Well, at that point I think I hit 1 98. But that’s with not having eaten for two days. So it’s not fair.
Sevan Matossian (26:56):
Speaker 7 (26:58):
In fairness, I, once I get to 200 pounds, I start to feel fat and I want, and then I get down to 180 5 and I feel scrawny. I’m all fucked up. You know what I mean?
Sevan Matossian (27:08):
Hey, um, uh, how long have you been doing it?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Uh, five years now. I guess.
Sevan Matossian (27:16):
Uh, any, any drawbacks?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
N none that I can honestly say, man, you know, now that it’s available. If you’d asked your doctor, you know, 10, 15 years ago, they wouldn’t have touched that with a 10 foot pole. But nowadays, like why wouldn’t you? I could spend five bucks a month easy on bullshit supplements that’ll do nothing. This I know is gonna do something. I, I, I do it twice a week and I usually test out it like 1300 to 1500 total fast.
Sevan Matossian (27:46):
Wow. And, um, are you wanting to bone a lot too? Like Gary?
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Um, honestly, I got a new girlfriend, so Yeah. That’s, that’s, she’s been wearing me out. I’m an home man. But yeah, it’s been fun.
Sevan Matossian (27:56):
How old is she?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Sevan Matossian (28:00):
Yeah, that’s, that’s the window. Get it, get her when you can’t,
Andrew Hiller (28:03):
The window get away.
Sevan Matossian (28:03):
Can, that’s in, she’s still in the window. And, um, are you, are you strong? Are you stronger? You’re stronger?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Oh, for sure. Yeah. Well the big, the the big help is, the main benefit of hormone replacement is no matter how little sleep you get, no matter how much stress in your life that you have, you are always at those levels. So for recovery, cause I started jujitsu also only, uh, 14 months ago or so. So I need it. Cause I feel like I hit by a truck after training that
Sevan Matossian (28:36):
Hey. Um, and you sound very positive.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Um, I like to think of a positive person. I’m geeking out. I really enjoy your guys show. I can’t say I’m a CrossFit fan necessarily. You functional training for Juu. Yeah, but I do, I do enjoy your show. I enjoy listening to you. I like that. I misjudged you initially and I thought you were just an absolute bleeding heart tree hugger. And, and you made me very happy that it’s not the case, you know?
Sevan Matossian (29:02):
Fair, fair. I got some in me buddy. I got some in me.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
Well, I mean, we all do. You’re arational reasonable human being with any kinda compassion, you know what I
Sevan Matossian (29:11):
Mean? Yeah. Part of me wants to sit under a tree at a park with a 40 and throw a Frisbee all day. And fucking I love you. And I like, I like, I’m not a big fan of, uh, fake titties. And I like, uh, I like bro, I like Braless girls and, and dirt towards, I didn’t tell you. I like, I like corduroy. Um, I don’t like the dead. Uh, grateful Dead. Not, not dead people. Hillard. Grateful Dead.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Got it. Well, that’s, well that’s like my girlfriend, you know, she’s an ex gymnast, so she’s tiny, you know, an a cup or whatever, have, you know. So I, he’s smoking hot to me.
Sevan Matossian (29:44):
Yeah, I’m, I’m fine with just, I just, I like a, I like a, I like a little dusty. I like a dusty girl. I like a, like a, um, air bare barefoot. Yeah. Look at, look at Hillary and Caleb. What she said, dusty? Yeah, dusty, muddy, you know,
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Trail running every weekend. I like a girl.
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