#824 – Morning Show – Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

A no to the invite.

Mattew Souza (00:02):

Yeah. Like,

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Here man, we’re live

Mattew Souza (00:04):

Going on.

Sevan Matossian (00:06):

Hey, remember that video I showed you guys last night that I told you I’m obsessing on? Yes. I just can’t stop watching it. You think that video’s inappropriate for this show?

Mattew Souza (00:17):


Sevan Matossian (00:18):


Mattew Souza (00:19):

No. You think it’s inappropriate? I felt like we were, I felt like we were showing something very similar.

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

May maybe we have May. Maybe it’s, I go into different moods. Maybe I have like different, maybe I’m not consistent in my, I watched it again this morning. I woke up this morning. I watched that video again. I think something’s wrong with me. I’m not e I’ve never really been like that, but I just can’t stop watching that video. I, you know what it is, is the clips are too short. I need like, I need like five minutes of that just to like <laugh> study what’s going on.

Mattew Souza (00:56):

<laugh>, that’s oppos, like the 32nd loop.

Sevan Matossian (01:00):

It’s, it’s truly fascinating. Every, I think every person I’ve shown it to is pretty like, happy that they saw it.

Mattew Souza (01:06):


Sevan Matossian (01:06):

I haven’t shown it to, oh, I did show it to one girl.

Mattew Souza (01:10):

How’d that go?

Sevan Matossian (01:11):

But ever she goes, I can do that. And then I go, you can, can you show me? And then she goes, no, the thing with my eyes, I can do that with my eyes. And I was like, oh,

Mattew Souza (01:22):

That’s a disappointment. That’s not the part of the video you wanted recreated <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (01:28):

Yeah. I don’t think that that, that, I don’t think that’s good for you.

Mattew Souza (01:34):

The I thing?

Sevan Matossian (01:35):

No. Well, that I don’t know about that. <laugh>, the other part, the dance. I don’t know if that dance is good for you. I think like long term it might like fuck your shit up.

Mattew Souza (01:43):

Yeah. Yeah. You only got so many of those wiggles in the, in the, uh, arsenal there before we start having issues. Yeah. Long term problems.

Sevan Matossian (01:50):

Do you guys want to see it? I I, I don’t know if you guys wanna see it <laugh>. I mean, some of you definitely want to see it. If you’re on a big tv, you probably, the thing is, is, uh, goo uh, after Google Imaging big dick guy, I don’t think anything is inappropriate anymore. Oh, all right. Fair <laugh>. You know what it is? Probably I’m in, I’m probably a little embarrassed that I watch how many times I’ve watched it.

Mattew Souza (02:14):

<laugh> just never to

Sevan Matossian (02:15):

It. Yeah. I just don’t think like a 50 year old man with three kids should be just like, obsessing on a video like this. It seems a little, I don’t know. I hope, I hope I hope more for myself.

Mattew Souza (02:26):

Wouldn’t that be funny? You know how your screen has your

Sevan Matossian (02:28):

Phone numbers? I mean, I wear cashmere sweaters.

Mattew Souza (02:31):

Yeah. You’re above a video like that in a cashmere.

Sevan Matossian (02:33):

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Mattew Souza (02:34):

Just go around sling those videos in a cashmere. Yeah. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (02:39):

Something doesn’t seem, um, oh yeah. And then I see people like Paul in the comments and I met her in person and I definitely now don’t want to show the video,

Mattew Souza (02:48):

Even though she was the one that said, let’s see it.

Sevan Matossian (02:50):

<laugh>. Oh, she did? I didn’t even see that. She’s such a nice lady.

Mattew Souza (02:54):

Look at Connor Johnson. Like, can you play that video with that astute gentleman on the show here? Look at his icon photo.

Sevan Matossian (03:01):

Wow. <laugh>. Uh, good morning everyone. Sev on integrity. Um, someone, someone sent me a video of Candace Owens, um, defending, um, uh, Rihanna’s finger diddle. And I was kind of excited to see it. And the, the first thing I noticed on a completely superficial level is that Candace is, looks like a clown. She looks like she fell off the set of, she looks like a Ronald McDonald character. She has so much makeup on and Oh, it, it’s so, it, it, it, something doesn’t look right with her. I, I wonder if she maybe has an eating disorder even though she was pregnant. Like she, some she looks gaunt or something, but I’ve seen other pregnant women, maybe women start to look like that when they’re breastfeeding. But, um, and she’s a beautiful woman, so I hate to see her looking like that. Let me see if you can see, uh, I don’t see it.


Maybe put, uh, Candace, put Candace Owens, Rihanna and then go to videos and maybe you’ll see the picture. But here’s what’s crazy. And, and I would, I hope this doesn’t happen to me, and I think it does happen to me. I think as people become, I think the reason why people have liked her so much is, uh, because of her logic, right? She speaks so logically and she’s young and she’s feisty. And sometimes I get a little bummed that of how aggressive she is. But I think when people be, start to become really popular, at least in their own head, they stop using their logic and they resort to just, uh, idiot. Oh yeah, there she is, right there. That’s the outfit. Yeah. That

Mattew Souza (04:29):

Is, that is not flattering on

Sevan Matossian (04:30):

Her. No. And if you see, maybe if you see the actual video, she, um, she, the makeup on her’s crazy. But, uh, she says, she opens with the premise that the reason why the video’s not bad is because there’s no dildos or butt cheeks in it. And so she’s saying it’s you, you like, there’s no dildos. There’s no butt cheeks. It’s not a big deal. She’s just performing her music. And it’s like saying that argument, when you come out with that premise, it’s like saying it’s okay that they beat the Jews. At least they didn’t. It’s not like they took ’em to Auschwitz and burned them in the ovens. It’s like you’re saying, you set the bar so low with your opening premise that as long as there’s no butt cheeks or dildos in it, you’re cool with the video.

Mattew Souza (05:22):

Was she doing that? It’s like shock effect to say that and be like, but there’s, but she can build those at your kid’s school.

Sevan Matossian (05:28):

I, well, but she, but she’s doing it to defend. She’s doing it to defend. Uh, it’s like people do that in my comments all the time. Two wrongs. Like there’s this guy who just can’t, who’s just got his a heart on for me. And anytime I say something, he’s like, but Trump did it. It’s like the two wrongs. I’m like, yeah. So what? Trump also fucking took a million dollars from Pfizer and was pushing the vaccine. I ain’t on his dick.

Mattew Souza (05:50):

Yeah. And that was when it was bad. Remember when he was, when he was behind his,

Sevan Matossian (05:53):

That’s when it was a, a bad vaccine. So I, I just hope I don’t intellectually lazy like that. Well, there was no dildos in it, so it’s absolutely fine that she diddled herself. Like, I mean, can’t you just gimme another reason why it’s cool that she diddled herself and then smelt her fingers

Mattew Souza (06:10):


Sevan Matossian (06:12):

Like, like, like, like this. How about this? You know, before the Super Bowl started, they ran an ad saying, Hey, this show isn’t for anyone under 18 years old. And that there were gonna be some things, some pretty risque dance moves in it. I’d be like, okay, yeah, that’s cool.

Mattew Souza (06:24):

Oh, I was gonna say, did they do

Sevan Matossian (06:26):

That? No. Fuck no.

Mattew Souza (06:29):

You know, we took a bet as like what song she was gonna open with. Didn’t I, did I say this already on the podcast? I don’t know.

Sevan Matossian (06:34):

Say it again. Say

Mattew Souza (06:35):


Sevan Matossian (06:35):

Was, uh, repeating things is is my way of doing things.

Mattew Souza (06:37):

It was like a funny bet that was, that was going around was like, what was Rihanna’s opening song and then made a list of like all her, you know, hit songs. She has a lot of hit songs and, uh, we picked one out and everybody ruled out like, uh, bitch better have my money as like the opening song cuz they’re like, like,

Sevan Matossian (06:54):

They’re not gonna show that on the Super Bowl.

Mattew Souza (06:55):

Yeah. And that was for sure the song that she opened with

Sevan Matossian (06:58):

<laugh>. That’s fucking awesome.

Mattew Souza (07:02):

Which was pretty funny.

Sevan Matossian (07:03):

Yeah. Um, I, I like, I I enjoyed all the music. I, I didn’t, I didn’t think the dancing was anything special. I thought those things flying over the stadium were kind of cool. A cool, I thought they were cool for a minute, but I think they got, I got a little bored with them. I did like the fact that it was the first, it was the best half halftime Super Bowl show I’ve ever seen. There’s no denying that and be because I could see her. Usually it’s just chaos down there, right? Oh, there’s like a million people and too many singers and Yeah, like stop it.

Mattew Souza (07:32):

Is that what you were referring to last time when they had all like Eminem 50 cent dog, Snoop Dogg out there and,

Sevan Matossian (07:38):

And it was, and I was brokenhearted. That Eminem went woke. I didn’t know Eminem woke. Yeah, he’s a full-blown racist. Yeah, he’s a full-blown. Did you see what Xavier that uh, uh, posted on his Instagram?

Mattew Souza (07:52):


Sevan Matossian (07:52):

The guy we had on the show. The guy goes to your gym. Oh. Bu bums me out. What? Wait,

Mattew Souza (07:57):

What? Hold on.

Sevan Matossian (07:58):

It’s just more intellectual laziness. I like the guy, but it’s just like, why would he do that?

Mattew Souza (08:04):

Um, I always wondered if you thought, if you think there’s some sort of like, uh, script that has to be followed or at some point, you know, like everybody’s all independent, then they get hooked onto like Blaze TV or whatever the, you know, network is, and then all of a sudden they’re kind of like shuttled down a path. Like Reg, like regular mainstream media. You think there’s truth to those smaller ones like that too?

Sevan Matossian (08:25):

Say it one more time. Say it one more time.

Mattew Souza (08:27):

Like now that he’s attached to, I forget which one is like Blaze.

Sevan Matossian (08:29):

Oh. Gaze

Mattew Souza (08:30):

Or a turning Point or something like that, that you’re kind of like funneled. Like, like if you and I disagree now that we’re on, on Blaze. Like we can’t disagree. We have to like, we have to kind of stay in our, in the same lane together.

Sevan Matossian (08:41):

Maybe. I don’t think it’s explicit, but maybe implicit. L Let’s look at this comment. Dan Guerrero. Dude, it was a halftime show. All right, dude. She sh show, she carried it on her own while pregnant. Yeah. I, I I, I I agree. Who gives a shit about this? <laugh>? I don’t know. You seem to, you wanted let me know. It’s a halftime show and she did it while she was pregnant. Who gives a shit about this? I don’t know. You seem to care. I just thought it was intellectually lazy that, uh, Candace Owens. Um, I, I don’t think the premise for your argument should be, well, at least there were no dildos. I just think that sets the bar too low. Uh, uh, my, my wife cheated on me again, but she didn’t fuck the guy this time. Uh, progress. She, she, she fucked the, my wife cheated on me again. She fucked the guy, but, uh, she didn’t get his phone number. Uh, uh, it was fantastic.

Mattew Souza (09:32):

It’s not a long term thing.

Sevan Matossian (09:33):

It was fantastic.

Mattew Souza (09:34):

It’s a one time thing.

Sevan Matossian (09:37):

I think it’s a, I disagree with you. Uh, this is lazy as well. I disagree with you Dan. I think that, uh, this is a fun example to, to illustrate, uh, poor thinking.

Mattew Souza (09:50):

So what was your feeling on the, what’d you call it? The dittle. The

Sevan Matossian (09:53):

Dittle Smith. I don’t think it’s appropriate for the halftime show. No, I don’t want my kid to be like, why did she touch your vagina and smell it? I don’t want like, I don’t think like, I just wanted to watch football. What about I wanna talk to my kids about that later. Isn’t that always What?

Mattew Souza (10:08):

Isn’t that always the case with the Super Bowl show though? Isn’t there always some sort of risque scandal? So you so advertisers really get their money.

Sevan Matossian (10:16):

I should have known better. It’s my fault. I agree. Yes. <laugh>, I if that’s where you’re going. I agree.

Mattew Souza (10:22):

No, no, no. I was just saying it just, it just always seems to be something that happens. Remember when Justin Timberlake like ripped off the like top and like Janet Jackson’s nip showed on live

Sevan Matossian (10:31):

Tv and you know why I was upset about that? Because today I don’t feel like I ever got a good shot of her titty. I was like,

Mattew Souza (10:38):

You were robbed.

Sevan Matossian (10:39):

Yeah. I was like, what? I was proud of my, uh, uh, yeah. Anyway, um,

Mattew Souza (10:47):

That’s funny.

Sevan Matossian (10:48):

Uh, Savan or Hiller, who to watch Hiller. Always Hiller.

Mattew Souza (10:52):

Yeah. I thought I saw he had something like a live up

Sevan Matossian (10:55):

Right now.

Mattew Souza (10:56):

Yeah, he’s live by himself right now. He probably did it to be an hour out in front of us and then we switched on him last minute.

Sevan Matossian (11:02):

<laugh>. Oh shit. Wow.

Mattew Souza (11:04):

Just send him a leak.

Sevan Matossian (11:06):

<laugh> or Andrew

Andrew (11:09):


Sevan Matossian (11:10):

Hi. Good morning. I wanted, I tried to go live with Andrew yesterday on my Instagram cause I wanted to congratulate him on his year. Okay. Hi Corey.

Andrew (11:20):

I wanted to thank you for the bedroom recommendation. Um, I, I switched my grip up and nothing’s been more fantastic. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (11:27):

You’re welcome. You’re welcome. You went, you went a shotgun.

Mattew Souza (11:30):


Andrew (11:30):

Boy. Yeah. I appreciate that. You’re very welcome. It’s an incredible sense

Sevan Matossian (11:33):

That you’re very welcome. It’s an it’s an incredible, uh,

Andrew (11:37):


Sevan Matossian (11:37):

Yeah. You have threesome. Yeah.

Andrew (11:41):

So here’s the, here’s the question today and then I’ll let y’all go.

Sevan Matossian (11:44):


Andrew (11:45):

I’ve had, I’ve had a couple people give me a different perspective on issuing burpees to my daughter as punishment in the house.

Sevan Matossian (11:55):

Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew (11:56):

And you, you and Josh talked about it the other day again. Yeah. Where y’all were having fun with giving purpose to your daughter. But is there anything to be concerned with them associating that

Sevan Matossian (12:07):

With, you know, what you’re gonna do, you’re gonna end up doing, uh, uh, Corey is you’re gonna associate punitive damages with exercise and make exercise not fun for your kid. Here’s the thing, man. If you’re a fucking asshole parent, then you’re an asshole parent. And, and, and, and everything you tell, everything you do with your kids is gonna fucking, uh, your kids are just not gonna wanna be around you. Um, my kids just know, like you fbo slips outta your mouth. You do 10 burpees. I just look at ’em. You do the 10 burpees without crying, you only do five. It’s like, it’s like, it’s like our penal system. You start crying. Maybe it’s doubled yak like a real douche in all three. You go to the garage, but I didn’t hit him. Yeah, but you’re his brother <laugh>. He, I think he learned that from you and it just becomes fun.


Yeah. There’s these people who think that like, if for me it’s always just fun. My life is like this podcast, there’s a a bit of just like, um, it’s high energy and there’s always a bit of just like, Hey, this is all just a show. E e even the part of the burpees, like, hey, you play along with the game or shit’s gonna get weird. But I, I think that some people, I mean, if you’re a fucking asshole and you wake like it’s three in the, if it’s three in the morning and you see your kids left their toys out and you wake them up and drag them out to the garage where it’s 34 degrees and do burpees. Yeah. It’s fucked up. It’s abusive, I think. But, but if, but if it’s like, if it’s integrated in the, uh, in the relationship, I, I wish I could explain it better. There’s a, um, my, my kids still love doing burpees. My, my kids will say to me, still, the shit that I punish my kids with, my kids will just come up to me at least, at least once a week and be like, Hey, can we go in the garage and get strong? I mean, I always tell them that too. I go, God, you’re so lucky. You have the greatest dad in the world. When you get in trouble, you get strong.

Andrew (14:04):

Well, I wasn’t too concerned cuz I had every, every burpee I issue, I do half of them with her.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

Oh, that’s even crazy. I’ve thought about that. Maybe I should do them with them. And then I’m like, fuck that. Yeah. <laugh> one time my kids 300 burpees an hour. Say it again.

Andrew (14:21):

It’s like the military, if you fuck up, we we have to pay punishment together. So like, don’t fuck up the whole team. Yeah. Just by your actions.

Sevan Matossian (14:27):

Yeah. And I do a lot of that, uh, uh, group, group punishment and, and it takes the kind of the, um, the abuse element out. You know, the psych, it takes out the psychological abuse. Like one of my friends is like, Hey, I have a daughter. I can’t treat my daughter the way you treat all three of your boys. They have each other because they kind of feel like it’s them against me, which is kind of cool. Right. And, and, and the truth is too, I would say a huge chunk of the time that when they’re in there, uh, taking their punishment, it just turns into a workout. You know what I mean? So like, like sometimes if they’re just wild, fucking wild, I’ll take ’em into the garage. We don’t always do burpees. And I have an assault runner and I’ll set the assault runner for 99 rounds and I just have ’em do 30 seconds on and they just go in a circle.


And although that takes 45 minutes, by the time they’re done with that, they’re, they’re ready. It’s, it’s it, we’ve never just done that and then left the garage. It’s always like, okay, we’re warmed up now what? So, I don’t know. And sometimes, you know, Corey, sometimes it’s just, um, I have these, I have a bucket of like really soft balls and so they like this game too, but it’s their punishment and it’s my, I just line ’em up against the garage and they just, it’s their favorite punishment. And I just throw these yellow soft balls at them. They’re like, we’ve been bad. Can you throw the balls at us?

Mattew Souza (15:45):

<laugh> <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (15:48):

So, I mean, it’s not, um, I, I don’t know if you’re using, if you’re using the burpees just to be a asshole, then yeah, your kids are probably gonna hate, I mean, you know what I mean? Like, I don’t, it’s not, some kid drops f-bomb in the back of the van. It’s raining outside. I don’t pull over and make my kid do 20 burpees on a gravel road. It’s not like that

Mattew Souza (16:06):


Sevan Matossian (16:07):

But, but, but I mean, like the other morning they did 300 burpees in less than an hour for fucking off. I mean they, they weren’t stoked. I made ’em do a hundred of them with uh, uh, dumbbells in their hands. Two and a half pound and five pound dumbbells. And I usually set the timer. Right. I have a, a, um, interval timer. So it’s like totally manageable. So that’s how I, that’s how I do it. But yeah, there’s, I I get that all the time. Hey, you’re gonna make your kids hate exercising. Hey, fuck off and have your own kids.

Mattew Souza (16:39):

All right. Appreciate

Sevan Matossian (16:40):

It brother. Okay. Thank you.

Mattew Souza (16:41):


Sevan Matossian (16:44):

Andrew Hiller has more viewers than SevOne always. He has more subscribers. He has more viewers. He has more your muscles.

Mattew Souza (16:52):

He’s talking about whatever the open workout that’s like flies on shit to these fucking people.

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

Yeah, good point.

Mattew Souza (16:59):

What’s that? Wall walks. I’ll listen to it for another week. Sign me up.

Sevan Matossian (17:03):

Yeah. Oh, let’s talk about, uh, Mo. Oh, it’s fine. Uh, I don’t know if you can call yourself Aev Ona if you dropped this show and go to Hiller.

Mattew Souza (17:11):

Thank you Jeffrey.

Sevan Matossian (17:13):

Jeff, I deadlifted 2 95 yesterday on accident. It was crazy. It was crazy. Go, go, go. I’ll go to Hillary. I I don’t, we I’m just going through the motions today. I haven’t even shown you. I’m, I’m, I’m so, um, Hillary’s confident and full of luster and t r t and I’m over here like too insecure to show you my favorite video cuz you might judge me. This

Mattew Souza (17:38):

Is over here, bitch. About Rihanna did a little Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (17:42):


Mattew Souza (17:43):

<laugh>. Oh, let’s bring up a scoring system about CrossFit. That’ll get ’em over

Sevan Matossian (17:50):

Here. Yes. Oh my God. Our numbers are skyrocketed.

Mattew Souza (17:52):

<laugh> just mentioning it.

Sevan Matossian (17:55):


Mattew Souza (17:57):

Way. All right. We’re in now. I got my long infinite list of numbers here ready to rock.

Sevan Matossian (18:02):

Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know, I think I put something at the top today for us.

Mattew Souza (18:05):

Oh, okay. All right. Easy access. The one that just says Yikes

Sevan Matossian (18:11):

<laugh>. Oh, that, that big, that writing thing. I already, I already said in the Hari uh, sing show. I liked that show. I walked into the party at Greg’s house yesterday and someone goes, I go, what’d you think of the show? Uh, and they told me it was boring

Mattew Souza (18:25):

<laugh>. Really?

Sevan Matossian (18:26):

Yeah. Someone told me that last night at the party.

Mattew Souza (18:28):

He definitely didn’t look the part of all the affiliate, like compared to all the affiliate owners we’ve had on. And him It does, he it’s like, doesn’t match up. You know, he,

Sevan Matossian (18:36):

He’s a different kind of affiliate owner.

Mattew Souza (18:38):

Yeah. And it was crazy how much he was like into the, um, keeping that name.

Sevan Matossian (18:44):

Yeah, yeah.

Mattew Souza (18:45):

You know, which I don’t blame him for, by the way. I think you got CrossFit in New York City. You Yeah. You hold onto that until the bitter end.

Sevan Matossian (18:53):

Yeah. That, that was interesting. I thought that was interesting too.

Mattew Souza (18:55):


Sevan Matossian (18:57):

Um, let’s see. Uh, uh, you know what I, I’m gonna, I’m gonna sh when I finally like hit a wall, like when I think I’ve actually done a bad bit on the show this morning, I’ll show you guys the video

Mattew Souza (19:07):

That’ll be your out talking

Sevan Matossian (19:09):

About. Yeah. That’ll be like, oh shit. Savon, you showed us.

Mattew Souza (19:12):

Fuck it up. Cue it up.

Sevan Matossian (19:14):

Okay, number 17. Hey Alan, someone sent me a picture of a liver king video, Alan Kestenbaum. Um, and they’re sitting at the dinner table and someone’s sitting there wearing a c e o shirt. I was wondering if that was you actually. Uh, Eric Brandt. What about last night? 9 99. Oh yeah. Last night was cool. I I was just the reason why I was late to the show today. I’ll tell you in a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Mr. Eric. Uh, look, do you think that’s really a picture of Eric? Eric’s one of those dudes that’s bald in the front but still has long hair.

Mattew Souza (19:49):

Hmm. I think that is a real picture of Eric just because of like the shallow depth of field and stuff like that. Like, it doesn’t seem like it was just grabbed off the internet.

Sevan Matossian (19:57):

Annie has a, um, that is his hair resting on his shoulders,

Mattew Souza (20:00):

Right? Yeah, that’s, that’s what I think it

Sevan Matossian (20:03):

Is. Annie has a tank top. That’s probably him. Yeah, it’s probably, he’s probably got some guns under there. Okay. Uh, oh, sorry. Back to this video. This is, this one’s pretty crazy. I, I, I debated whether showing you guys this, but I watched it like 10 times, so I’m like, yeah, they probably want to see it. <laugh>. Um, this chick’s going for a lift and uh, we’ll play it a bunch of times in a row so you can see it. It’s fucking crazy.

Mattew Souza (20:25):

Do we do the audio for

Sevan Matossian (20:26):

It or is it just some No, you don’t need to. Okay. I, I trip when I watch videos like this cuz I’m always watching the people around,

Mattew Souza (20:33):

Like the reactions and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that a lot too.

Sevan Matossian (20:36):

First I watched the video and then I start looking for people’s reactions. The guy on the left, you go ahead and play it. The guy on the left is uh

Mattew Souza (20:43):

Oh. Oh.

Sevan Matossian (20:47):

I couldn’t tell if that, I can’t tell if that weight actually lands on her head.

Mattew Souza (20:54):

Oh yeah, it does. Yeah, it does.

Sevan Matossian (20:56):

You think so?

Mattew Souza (20:57):

Yeah. You could tell. But when, uh, her arms extended out, it looks like sh it, she kind of pushes it away or at least slows it down right there,

Sevan Matossian (21:08):

Man. So I don’t know what her legs are doing. What, what was, what, what was the lift? What is the, is it a snatch? What is it? Is

Mattew Souza (21:18):

It No, that’s a clean and jerk. So she’s got, it looks like sh she made the clean in the sense of that she got up over her head and now she went to bring her feet together to complete the lift. She lost stability and it looked like the bar just started receding too far back and she just freaking lost her balance.

Sevan Matossian (21:32):

Her, her legs kind of go sideways.

Mattew Souza (21:35):

Yeah. She got the stanky leg going. Yeah. I like how this, the comment here is where are the spotters? What? Huh? <laugh> What, what would they have done? Like catch the barbell as it was falling.

Sevan Matossian (21:47):

Yeah, that’s this one who just doesn’t understand the sport.

Mattew Souza (21:50):

Yeah. The spotters are, you just dropped the fucking bar and get out of the way.

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

That’s like saying when Denar Hamlin went down, where was the defibrillator? It’s like, it’s coming. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (21:59):


Sevan Matossian (21:59):

It’s coming spot. Let me see one more time. I wanna see what, why cuz I was just looked at the fall. I wasn’t even paying attention to the lift. Okay, let me see that. Let me see that one time. I wanna see what the,

Mattew Souza (22:08):

So she receives a slip.

Sevan Matossian (22:10):


Mattew Souza (22:10):

The clean here. Okay. And then you can see how the bar’s a little bit off kilter and as she goes to push her back, foot back, she loses her balance and then the bar comes too far back.

Sevan Matossian (22:19):

I don’t like her split jerk position either.

Mattew Souza (22:21):

Yeah. It was fucked from the get go. Cuz you see how her back foot turn? Like, so if we watch it again here, her back foot turns and her heel drops to the, to the ground immediately. She’s not on the ball. The foot.

Sevan Matossian (22:31):

What’s her, what’s your, what are her shoes doing? What are those like pieces of material hanging out her shoes. I think

Mattew Souza (22:37):

Those are the, uh, the Velcro strap across the front of those. I mean there’s gotta be no bull lifters. Everybody turns an ankle on a pair of nobles.

Sevan Matossian (22:44):

<laugh>, my goodness. Yeah. Uh, uh, good, good, good observation. Wesson, uh, um, uh, big crowd for a local weightlifting meat.

Mattew Souza (22:55):

Yeah, very true. Very true.

Sevan Matossian (22:58):

Oh, and that’s 180 pounds.

Mattew Souza (23:01):


Sevan Matossian (23:02):

What is that one? 80.2 back there. Second lift 180 pounds.

Mattew Souza (23:06):

Oh, good catch. Yeah. Yep. I mean that’s a pretty,

Sevan Matossian (23:12):

Oh, that’s a good point too. Jason Miller. She might be blacking out. That’s a really good point. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (23:17):

That’s true. Except for she was pretty far along, along the lift. We just don’t have the video before this, but yeah, that’s a, that’s a real

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Possibility. Yeah, dude, check it out. You’re so right. There’s a moment where all of a sudden she just puts her head back. Like someone punches her in the face.

Mattew Souza (23:32):


Sevan Matossian (23:33):

That, that was a mistake. That’s like those chicks that we’ve seen who fall. We, you know, that girls with the giant titties falling forward. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> that we, this is the, this is the giant head going backwards. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (23:44):


Sevan Matossian (23:46):

Wow. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (23:47):

Yeah, yeah,

Sevan Matossian (23:49):

Yeah. How Roberts does she grab her knee at the end there? Oh, it’s another great observation. I didn’t see that one. Let’s see, let’s see if she does grab her knee. Oh, oh yeah. Something happens. Maybe Hal’s right? Something. Dude, her legs do some Bambi shit.

Mattew Souza (24:05):


Sevan Matossian (24:06):

Look at, look at, look at that. My Oh,

Mattew Souza (24:09):

Oh. And he’s talking about she’s grabbing her left knee. So the one,

Sevan Matossian (24:14):

And before she leans back it’s like something happens right at the knees.

Mattew Souza (24:18):

Yeah. She gets weak at the knees. That’s her shit. Oh

Sevan Matossian (24:20):

Yeah. She sa she saw me in the audience.

Mattew Souza (24:24):


Sevan Matossian (24:25):

Alright. And man down.

Mattew Souza (24:29):

Yeah, for sure.

Sevan Matossian (24:31):

Uh, this is an hour earlier than we normally do our show and last night we were at a party at Greg’s. You know, I, I ruin, I do this to myself. I ruin parties for myself because I drink so much water. So I was drinking, I was diluting, I was drinking like such diluted drinks that I have to pee so much. I probably drank six sparkling waters yesterday.

Mattew Souza (24:50):

<laugh> nice and hydrated.

Sevan Matossian (24:52):

Yeah. So there were eight fights and I probably, uh, went to the bathroom eight times. I probably had to go to the bathroom in the second round of every fight. Yeah, it was, it was, it was awesome. There was, uh, there was more brisket than you could possibly eat there. That’s so good. This morning I was on the toilet three times. I had to text Suza like, Hey, I’m gonna be late <laugh>. It was crazy. And my wife threw up in the middle of the night like she got some bad meat. Yeah. It was crazy. I asked her this morning, I have to, she’s supposed to take the kids to two birthday parties back to back today. I said, I got it. Of course. Hey,

Mattew Souza (25:28):

Back, back birthdays.

Sevan Matossian (25:29):

My wife doesn’t get sick. SevOne, do you follow the water guy? Martin Reese? No. Who’s that? Yeah, it was like, I have a, like a bubbly bladder this morning. That’s, that’s a great description of it. I don’t know what that is, but I, you I ate so much. I ate two huge plates of brisket probably last night. Probably. I felt like four pounds of brisket. I mean, not at once. Like I probably ate two pounds at four and then another two pounds at like nine. It

Mattew Souza (26:01):

Was so good. And, and it was e super easy just to just keep eating it.

Sevan Matossian (26:05):

And I put so much fucking hot sauce on it. I don’t even know why we order this steak. Uh, I just started following the water, uh, sommelier, sommelier guy as a joke. And now two years later I’m obsessed with finding new and more challenging waters. Thank you for this

Mattew Souza (26:22):

Water sommelier. Is that how you

Sevan Matossian (26:24):

Yeah, we had someone on who said that? Um, um, you should only drink rainwater, didn’t we?

Mattew Souza (26:36):

I don’t know. Rainwater, unfiltered Rainwater. Not in Palestine, that’s for sure.

Sevan Matossian (26:43):

Did. Oh, did you see? Yeah. Did you see that? They, when did you see that snowball? When they light the snowball on fire?

Mattew Souza (26:50):

Oh fuck no.

Sevan Matossian (26:52):

And it melts cuz there’s plastic in it. May, maybe I have a clip of that somewhere. It is. I I can’t even believe this is real. Have you guys seen this clip where the guy gets this snowball?

Mattew Souza (27:04):

See the lights sit on fire. I’ve seen the one where they’re like out in the like back country with next to a creek and they just throw up a rock into the creek and it just bubbles up all oily.

Sevan Matossian (27:15):

Oh 4 54. Look at 4 54. No, not rainwater. Rainwater. Rain. Rain. Rainwater,

Speaker 4 (27:27):


Sevan Matossian (27:29):

See if you can see if we get a spike in viewers when Hillary goes off the air.

Mattew Souza (27:33):

Okay, hold on. Let me bring up his thing.

Sevan Matossian (27:35):

So I can see. Hillary must be getting lazy. Only lazy people go live.

Mattew Souza (27:39):


Sevan Matossian (27:40):

Did she die? That’s a great question. Let’s just say she’s okay. Let’s just say Chris. She’s fine. No, 4 54.

Mattew Souza (27:50):

Yeah. Sorry. I was checking in on, on Hillary’s and then I, I see people that I’d normally see here over there. Then I, I got

Sevan Matossian (27:55):

In trouble. Make a list of their names. Make a list

Mattew Souza (27:57):

Of their ear. Thanks. I’ll, there’s a few right on the top.

Sevan Matossian (27:59):

Make a list of their names. Bruce, weighing your toast

Mattew Souza (28:02):

<laugh> audio for this one.

Sevan Matossian (28:06):

Uh, yes. Yes, please, please, yes. Watch this.

Speaker 5 (28:10):

I’m here with Johnny.

Speaker 4 (28:12):

A little snow. Okay.

Speaker 5 (28:13):


Speaker 4 (28:13):

This is, it should be melting.

Speaker 5 (28:14):

This is a snowball from the deck. And check this out.

Speaker 4 (28:21):

You figured this would melt? No, there’s snow coming from that. Look at that’s turning block. That’s cuz there’s plastic in there

Speaker 5 (28:30):

And it smells like plastic. Giant. Look

Speaker 4 (28:32):

At that. It’s not melting. No melting

Speaker 5 (28:37):

And black.

Speaker 4 (28:38):

No smelling. What

Mattew Souza (28:39):

The fuck?

Speaker 4 (28:40):

That’s plastic.

Speaker 5 (28:42):

Ooh, that’s

Speaker 4 (28:43):

Ooh, plastic. That is plastic.

Speaker 5 (28:45):

Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (28:47):

This is not melting.

Speaker 5 (28:48):

So the effects of Ohio and many of the other explosions, there’s been at least five that we haven’t even been told about this.

Speaker 4 (28:56):

Wow. Do you think water would be coming from this?

Speaker 5 (28:58):

This is meant to be pure Canadian snow.

Speaker 4 (29:02):

You think the

Sevan Matossian (29:04):

Um, look, look at the co, look at the um, look at the comments.

Mattew Souza (29:12):

They’re, they’re, they’re turned off.

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

Oh shit. There used to be comments on it.

Mattew Souza (29:17):

Yeah. There’s no option to see ’em now.

Sevan Matossian (29:19):

Oh, that’s stupid. <laugh>. Uh, Audrey, they won’t show that on tv. There’s all sorts of people trying to give explanations for this.

Mattew Souza (29:28):

Oh, in the comments? Yeah. Well actually, uh,

Sevan Matossian (29:31):

Yeah, it’s, it’s, uh, it’s because the flame is too close to the snowball or that’s the way snow reacts or it’s just all this shit that I’m like really

Mattew Souza (29:40):


Sevan Matossian (29:41):

See? Yes. Thank you Kenneth. Someone with snow. Go outside and test us right now. Please. Yeah. Yeah. Can someone do that? Yeah. No, actually don’t, I don’t wanna lose the viewer. Can someone tell someone who’s watching Hiller to do that? <laugh> I’ll

Mattew Souza (29:53):

Go in his comment section and let him know.

Sevan Matossian (29:57):

Oh my goodness. You go back.

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