Sevan Matossian (00:01):
Bam. We’re live eight minutes early. How come? Because I was like five minutes late the other day, and then two minutes late the other day. So then if I come in eight minutes early. Hi Brandon. Good morning, Stephen Flores. Good morning, Jethro. Good morning. If I come in eight minutes early today, it’s a win. It’s a win. It’s a win. I wanna read something to you guys. Um, lemme see if I can find this. Uh, if I can find this page. I’m really fixated on this. Uh, I’m really fixated on this. Um, let me see if I can find it. Uh, windows Share screen. I’m really fixated on this. Uh, sev, always great to see you in the morning. Thanks, Brandon. Christine, young. Good morning. Devesh. Maharaj. Uh, I’m fixated on this, um, note from Noble that went out. Uh, it says, uh, here at Noble, we were doing everything we can to keep our employees safe.
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We have mandated vaccine policy in place for all our, our employees, regardless of location. I don’t know what that means. Uh, keep employees safe. And I have to ask someone there. And I also don’t know what that means. We have mandated vaccine policy in place for all employees, but by safe, I’m, I’m at the bare minimum. I’m gonna suggest it means keeping them alive, uh, not put them in direct harm of death, right? And then it says, we’ve mandated vaccine policy. Is there anyone who does? Is there anyone who doesn’t think that the vaccine hasn’t killed someone?
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How about 10 people? How about a thousand people? How about 10,000 people? I know I heard Susan ran an amazing ship. Is there anyone who thinks that, like, if I told you the vaccine killed 10 million people there, there’s 8 billion people on the planet. I don’t know how I, I think that more than a billion injections were deployed. I I bet you it’s more like 5 billion, to be honest. I should, I should actually Google that. I’m just so tripping on this noble thing. We have <laugh>, but in a good way. Like, I’m enjoying it. We, in, in, in the, the, the connection is this. We have mandated vaccine policy in place for all of, of, uh, we have, we have a man, we have a mandated vaccine policy in place for all of our employees. I don’t know, this is probably old, a year old, by the way, regardless of location.
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Here’s the part that’s killing me that I just find just, just like the, in a good way. Like, I just love this fucking comedy. I love this comedy. Look at this. And I, and I showed you guys this the other day. I don’t think anyone thinks it’s as cool as I do, but I, I love it. It says here, team Noble killed themselves to bring this to life. <laugh>. This is about like, I don’t know what he’s talking about, but I, uh, it has a double meaning here because I, I think it’s referring to somehow showing up at the N F NFL combine and getting some sort of N F L combine contract and providing jackets and pants and clothes. Yeah. The fuck you did? Oh shit. Ohe put, celebrate my dude, you’re a legend. <laugh>, you’re a legend cuz you forced your employees to get an injection with the guys of keeping them safe. And now you’re saying you killed the No, the team Noble killed themselves. They did kill themselves. You can’t kill yourself. Anyone.
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Oh my goodness. These guys, uh, they get an unfair amount of abuse because, um, uh, or attention is probably the, the, the more accurate way to say it because, you know, obviously they’re in the CrossFit space, but man, they’re a horrible company. They are really a rotten group. I wonder why, I know O’Keefe sees that. Uh, he, he, uh, Matt O’Keefe actually posted something about how he did. I, I think he posted something, not appreciating that there were dudes in women’s sports. This company supports all that shit. I I Why would he, why would he even post there? I mean, I understand maybe if this is his friend, I guess none of these people know, or they don’t care. Emma Lawson, Cooper Marsh. Isn’t that Josh? That’s Josh Bridges and Danielle Brandon’s dude. Ma O’Brien. I maybe she’s, maybe she likes I, God, when I see this, I hope I, I just wanna see a dude computer at the games.
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Jen dancing. That’s a, um, Sam Dancer’s wife, isn’t it? She, she’s, um, I think she’s pretty like hardcore Christian. I can’t believe she’s supported as Camille. I think she, I think she took the injection pregnant. Cole Sager. Isn’t he a Christian? I just, it’s bizarre to me and supporting a company that’s so rotten to its core, like the N F L I, I just, I just, oh shit. There’s suza. I just don’t get it. I I, I don’t think this is like, um, rocket science. Like if there was a company that was painting the trains that were taken the juices to Auschwitz, you would think I’d be like, Hey, why, why is, uh, why is Matt O’Keefe and Ma O’Brien supporting that paint company? Right? I mean, I just, I just don’t, um, I’m not trying to be a dick. I’m trying to understand, but, but frankly, I don’t understand. I be completely frank with you. Hey, I found, I found this, uh, having, having a show like this is awesome. Cuz someone sent this to me. They, they were, they were, hi su Hey, what’s up guys? We’re gonna need, I’m gonna need someone. I’m gonna need a new Caleb. I think, I think Caleb has to go back to his J job and don’t get all crazy. And people just start sending me like, Hey, I can do it. You cannot do it. Caleb. <laugh> fucking nuts.
Mattew Souza (06:16):
Very few.
Sevan Matossian (06:17):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (06:18):
There’s the man himself.
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
There he is. Right there. Look at this. Look at this Su here at Noble, we’re doing everything we can to keep our employees safe. C can you de interpret that for me what that means?
Mattew Souza (06:30):
I think it means they’re giving him really good medical benefits and, uh, paying them a, a high decent wage. Right.
Sevan Matossian (06:36):
Uh, okay. <laugh>, I don’t know. Safe and maybe like, and maybe like, I don’t know what they do at Noble, but let’s say they had sewing machines there and uh, we’ll have like a defibrillator there and maybe some band-aids.
Mattew Souza (06:48):
Yeah. Preventative measures is pretty much the way you could attempt to keep people safe. Right.
Sevan Matossian (06:52):
And maybe the building they work ends up to code.
Mattew Souza (06:56):
Another great point.
Sevan Matossian (06:57):
And we’re not gonna ask you to do anything crazy like, um, uh, jump off the roof into a bucket of water. Like, like the bone bugs Bunny cartoons, right? <laugh>, uh, you’ll not be required to jump from 75 feet into a cup of water.
Mattew Souza (07:11):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (07:12):
Hey, don’t pick me. I already have six jobs. Oh. Oh, I didn’t, had no idea that. Wow. Corey looks way more mature than I pictured.
Mattew Souza (07:20):
Yeah, that looks like a fourth grade like yearbook photo.
Sevan Matossian (07:23):
God,
Mattew Souza (07:24):
With that background, not Corey
Sevan Matossian (07:26):
Pictured him himself. I pictured him to look a little more gangster. Like flat bill. That’s LinkedIn. Uh, we <laugh> and then it says we have mandated vaccine policy in place for all of our employees. That means they have to take them, right?
Mattew Souza (07:41):
Correct. I
Sevan Matossian (07:42):
Seen so, holy shit. Caleb. Did I hear a jet?
Caleb Beaver (07:44):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (07:45):
<laugh> <laugh>. You just can’t get away from ’em.
Caleb Beaver (07:48):
No, I live on a fighter base, so they’re always gone.
Sevan Matossian (07:51):
Do you like I love that sound. Do you get, do you like it? Does it ever get
Caleb Beaver (07:54):
Old? Oh yeah. No, I love it.
Sevan Matossian (07:56):
Yeah, it’s
Caleb Beaver (07:56):
Dope. I grew up on a base that like with rockets and, uh, it was a NASA base before and then then a bunch of fighters. So it’s fucking awesome. I love it. It’s my favorite thing.
Sevan Matossian (08:08):
Uh, almost as much as I love this name. Omar Cornejo. <laugh> Omar, get the shotguns. We’re going to collect Omar. My, the Omar sounds just Wow. Anyway. And, and then, and then so, so basically they want to keep you safe and they’ve mandated and we all agree. Do we all agree that the vaccine is killed at least one person?
Caleb Beaver (08:33):
Yeah,
Mattew Souza (08:34):
For sure. Yeah, for sure.
Sevan Matossian (08:35):
Okay, then. And, and if, and if I told you a million people, you wouldn’t be surprised either. God, dude, I got this book.
Mattew Souza (08:42):
Oh no. What is that?
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
This is written by the lead actuary at BlackRock. This is like the number one money making guy who’s ever walked on the planet. This guy predicted the future with numbers. Oh, okay. To make the most money any human being has ever made. His name is Edward Dowd. He sits on top of a mountain all by himself and he wrote this book and he’s tripping on how many people are dead <laugh> from the, all of a sudden he’s so confused. Well, he is not confused, but basically he makes money with numbers. Right?
Mattew Souza (09:16):
Right.
Sevan Matossian (09:16):
BlackRock the largest, the, the lead actuary over at BlackRock.
Mattew Souza (09:21):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (09:25):
Anyway, then you go over here to this other noble um, you go to this account and I just, the wording is just amazing. Team Noble killed themselves to bring this to light. You, you did,
Mattew Souza (09:38):
But they
Sevan Matossian (09:38):
Did. You did.
Mattew Souza (09:40):
Oh, shit.
Sevan Matossian (09:42):
And then I was just looking at the people who, who like celebrate this. Oh no. Patrick Clark. Oh, no. <laugh>. No. Patrick. Don’t do it. It’s okay. In due time. In due time. But it is a weird side of history to be on, don’t you think?
Mattew Souza (10:02):
Yeah. And it’s definitely still unfolding as we speak, you know, so like, how much do you, how much information do you think people will have before they, they’re like, oh, fuck yeah, we’re wrong. This was a mistake. Like, will there ever reach a tipping point? Or you think people are just gonna hold on
Sevan Matossian (10:17):
To No, no, they’re too, the people are so fucking scared. Hey dude, I was thinking the other day, fi the, the same, uh, if you got in a car accident, right? And you went to go and, and, and, and let’s say, um, let’s say you hit a fire hydrant and you, you fucking got hurt and your insurance gave you $400,000. Right? Okay. And, and because they blamed it on the brakes for the car. And then three years down the road you realized actually it wasn’t my brakes. My sh there was actually a sunglass case underneath my brake pedal, which actually happened yesterday to me.
Mattew Souza (10:45):
Oh, shit. And
Sevan Matossian (10:46):
I, oh shit. And I’m really good at blaming people for shit too. My poor wife, I just called her and just started blaming her. But, um, uh,
Mattew Souza (10:55):
It was logical
Sevan Matossian (10:56):
<laugh>, um, yeah. Couldn’t have been me even, even though it was my sunglass case.
Mattew Souza (11:01):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (11:01):
Uh, then you find out, you don’t go back and tell the insurance company, Hey, it was my fault, and give the money back. You just don’t, you keep the money. Yeah. How is Pfizer ever gonna be like, yeah, it was our fault.
Mattew Souza (11:12):
They can’t,
Sevan Matossian (11:12):
They can’t. No. And not only that, like people can’t even forgive the liver king. Even all my friends in the comments can’t even forgive the liver king. How would they ever forgive Pfizer? No. We don’t live in a society that wants the truth. We live with assholes, dude.
Mattew Souza (11:26):
Yeah. People would
Sevan Matossian (11:26):
Rather me, people we live with assholes. You know what’s funny is I was getting shit the other day for calling the cops on those people who were in that hit and run. And yet don’t forget, I’m the same guy who like, uh, when my neighbor robbed me and then returned all my, then told me two weeks later, Hey, I robbed you. And I went and got all my shit and I only got like 80% of it. I never turned him into the police. This is the guy right here, Edward Doud. This is the guy, the the BlackRock guy. Yeah. And it says Edward Dad, A brilliant, brilliant, uh, wall Street Careerist joined Financial Titan BlackRock in 2002, promoted to managing director in 2004. During his 10 years, he added 12 billion to the growth fund. He managed and built a reputation for keen ability to understand markets, pick stocks, analyze statistics, identify trends.
Mattew Souza (12:14):
So he has some credibility on what he’s talking about. Dude,
Sevan Matossian (12:16):
He’s a beast,
Mattew Souza (12:18):
Is what you’re saying. He’s a beast. He understands number of statistics and knows how to make dollar bills out
Sevan Matossian (12:24):
Of it. Hey, if you really want to dig into these fucking idiots on here, like, and I guess I shouldn’t say by name, but the people who outed, uh, Greg for the Floyd 19 thing, who like told him he was racist. Yeah. There’s a page in here on everything. The Imperial College has gotten wrong. The Imperial College is one of the people Greg was critical of, uh, because they were, they were weighing in on, um, racism. But it’s fucking fascinating. This page. I wanna, I wonder if I can find it really quick. This book is scary, by the way. I actually left it out on my, um, uh, dining room table and my parents are over right now. Uh, visiting Uhhuh, my dad is, you know, he comes every week and my stepmom. Yeah. And I felt bad.
Mattew Souza (13:05):
Why? Why did you freak him out? Or like,
Sevan Matossian (13:07):
Because because they got the injection. I don’t want them to see this. Like, I don’t want them to live their final days being like, oh fuck.
Mattew Souza (13:14):
I never talk about that shit around people I know because I just don’t, I don’t wanna like, I don’t wanna freak them out. And I also don’t
Sevan Matossian (13:20):
Wanna Caleb’s like you assholes. You talk about it in front of me all the time.
Mattew Souza (13:23):
Oh yeah. Okay. <laugh>. I take that back. I take that back. You’re right. What are you talking about? Fuck. Sorry, Caleb. There he is. There’s the man.
Sevan Matossian (13:32):
Hey Caleb. We’re never, no one’s ever gonna be able to replace you. Huh? We’re fucked when you, when you change your hours.
Mattew Souza (13:40):
Yes. He’s a he’s unreplaceable to
Caleb Beaver (13:42):
That. Okay. Everybody’s replaceable. Let’s be real here. But
Sevan Matossian (13:47):
I don’t know. Darien. What’s up, dude? He’s
Mattew Souza (13:48):
Being humble. What’s
Sevan Matossian (13:49):
Up guys? Sorry about that. No, it’s all good. We’re just talking about, uh, we’re just talking about how, um, Neil Ferguson from Imperial College, uh, predicted 156,000 deaths in the United Kingdom from Mad Cow disease. Only 177 died. So this, this guy, uh, just, I wanna read this to you really quick before we get into U ffc fighting this, um, uh, uh, Imperial College was the one that, uh, dictated a lot of the policy for the United Kingdom in the United States around Covid. And I wanna tell you the guy’s name, Neil Ferguson, some of the things he predicted in the, in the past, and that you, you guys let control your life with Neil Fer. Uh, Neil Ferguson, a modeler at Imperial College London, predicted a hundred thousand people would die from foot, uh, and mouth disease. Actual number that died 200, that was 2001. So he was off by a hundred and he was off. He was off by 150,000. Neil Ferguson predicted 156,000 deaths in the United Kingdom from Mad Cow disease. Only 177 died off by a hundred percent. Again, basically, and listen to this, Neil Ferguson predicted that up to 200 million people would die from the bird flu. This is 2005. Only 282 died over six years. This motherfucker’s still predicting shit. In 2000, uh, nine, Neil Ferguson predicted the swine flu would kill 65,000 people in the United Kingdom. Actual deaths. 45.
Mattew Souza (15:08):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (15:10):
Uh, Neil Ferguson predicted 179,000 covid deaths in Taiwan in the first full year of the pandemic, actually dead in Taiwan. 10.
Mattew Souza (15:19):
That was a little off on those last two, huh?
Darian Weeks (15:22):
Yeah, just a little bit.
Mattew Souza (15:23):
<laugh>. Just missed a mark.
Sevan Matossian (15:25):
Hey, this is the guy, man. This is the guy that they used. This book is incredible. If you do, if you do really want to fuck with people, buy this book and leave this book out on your coffee table.
Darian Weeks (15:35):
<laugh>, what’s the book? What’s it called?
Sevan Matossian (15:36):
Cause unknown. It’s, it’s just a compilation of all the Denar Hamlins just, and and they have it categorized. They have like, people who’ve died on stage, people who’ve died on tv, people who’ve died on the field. It’s like, just like, like these are all famous people who died on stage in the last year. You know what I mean? And then there’s hundreds of them. There’s
Mattew Souza (15:57):
A fucking yearbook of ’em. Dude, that’s insane.
Sevan Matossian (15:59):
Yeah. It’s, it’s a yearbook of all the people who’ve died from the
Mattew Souza (16:02):
Vaccine. That’s insane.
Sevan Matossian (16:03):
It’s fucking nuts.
Mattew Souza (16:04):
Dude. Nothing to see here, folks.
Sevan Matossian (16:06):
Yeah.
Darian Weeks (16:07):
Oh shit. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (16:11):
Terrifying. Hi.
Darian Weeks (16:14):
What’s up guys?
Sevan Matossian (16:14):
Good to see you.
Darian Weeks (16:15):
What’s everyone doing? Dude? What time do you guys wake up?
Mattew Souza (16:19):
I’m fired up. I got up about four
Sevan Matossian (16:21):
Six. I get up at
Mattew Souza (16:21):
6 4 45. But I You already a class before this? Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (16:25):
You already coached a class.
Mattew Souza (16:26):
Yeah, we already did the, uh, the open for the class 5:00 AM class.
Darian Weeks (16:31):
What a fucking great guy.
Sevan Matossian (16:33):
What did you have coffee yet? Darienne?
Darian Weeks (16:35):
Dude, I just rolled outta bed right now.
Sevan Matossian (16:37):
<laugh>. You wanna go get a coffee
Mattew Souza (16:39):
<laugh>?
Darian Weeks (16:40):
I’m
Sevan Matossian (16:40):
Good. Okay. We’re good. Do you drink coffee?
Darian Weeks (16:43):
Yeah. You guys are my coffee. You know, I
Mattew Souza (16:45):
Got, I got two
Darian Weeks (16:47):
<laugh>. No. Yeah, it’s good. No, I just, I don’t know. I’m, I’m a horrible person to wake up. I can stay up all night, but to wake up in the morning is horrible. Even if I go to bed at 10 o’clock, I can’t even get up at fucking seven
Sevan Matossian (17:04):
<laugh>. Um, do do you usually stay up late?
Darian Weeks (17:08):
Yeah, normally. I don’t know why
Sevan Matossian (17:10):
Did you see Ian Gary’s fighting?
Darian Weeks (17:13):
I don’t know who he’s fighting, but I seen he was fighting on the early prelims though.
Sevan Matossian (17:16):
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He on the early prelims, which is kind of interesting, right? Cuz they’re hyping him as an ex Conor McGregor.
Darian Weeks (17:22):
Well, maybe not since he got knocked out by fucking Leon Edwards with a head kick in practice.
Sevan Matossian (17:28):
Oh, that’s true. Yeah, that’s true. I forgot about that.
Darian Weeks (17:31):
Oh, he’s gonna get this shit beat out of him. He’s fighting Keen song. That dude’s a fucking savage.
Sevan Matossian (17:37):
He is.
Darian Weeks (17:38):
Yeah, dude, I, I practiced with him, uh, in Jackson Wink, and I mean, he’s, dude, that dude’s a strong motherfucker.
Sevan Matossian (17:46):
I wanted to show you something. Um, I wanted to start the morning with this. Oh, okay.
Darian Weeks (17:52):
I’m super excited about that fight.
Sevan Matossian (17:54):
Uh, before we get into UFC fighting, I, um, I wanna show you, oh shoot. I better send this over to, uh, I wanna send this over. We get darien’s, we get darien’s opinions on this. There’s a lot of, I think there’s a lot of confusion about like what ma masculinity is these days. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> like all these people, like are trying, like, I don’t think Darren, do you do anything to try to act like a fighter, like a UFC fighter? Like you put on special shoes so everyone knows that you fight. Or do you make sure that your shirt says, I fight for a living, or, or it says CrossFit or something. Haircut you get So everyone knows
Darian Weeks (18:29):
The manliest thing I do to show that I’m a fighter is I wear Dragon Ball z t-shirts. <laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (18:35):
What is that? A video game?
Darian Weeks (18:36):
It’s like a anime.
Sevan Matossian (18:38):
Anime. Yeah. Yeah. It it, it’s like that. I’m assuming it’s like that with fighters or it’s like that with, um, uh, like I I always use the example of cowboys. Like, no, no cowboy wakes up in the morning like, Hey, I’m gonna wear these spurs. So everyone knows like all his shit’s practical, right? Like maybe
Darian Weeks (18:53):
Some of ’em do. The fake cowboys probably do that.
Sevan Matossian (18:55):
Fake Yeah, the fake ones. Right. And, and, and that’s why I don’t believe in, that’s why I’m so confused by this word gender cuz I don’t think like no real man is doing anything to, he’s too busy doing shit to like try to like, let anyone know he’s a man.
Darian Weeks (19:10):
I agree on that.
Sevan Matossian (19:11):
Right? That’s why we pee in the bush because we’re too busy doing shit to walk over to the bathroom <laugh>. And that happens to be one of the gifts we have as men. Uh, but, but, but I, but I, I just, this is a pretty cool list of, um, I’m not big on just like any masculine shit stuff. Like pretending or not pretending or then when they say, Hey guys need to be more emotional or like, it’s not a man or woman thing, it’s just about being human. But I heard this list the other day and I’m not a religious guy, but I, but I, but I like this guy’s list. What I’m curious what you guys think of it. Go ahead Mr. Caleb.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I was not always what you would call a healthy masculine man. And so as my life has changed, I’ve identified five points that I think make a truly masculine man masculine. Okay. I think point number one is a man who walks with God. Point number two is a man who stands on principle point number three, which is a masculine man is self-sacrificing. So someone who is willing to sacrifice for 0.4, the people that he leads, a true man is a leader. And number five, a masculine man is never a coward. That’s a lot there. Yeah. <laugh>. I was not always a good man. I like those things always. What?
Sevan Matossian (20:17):
Like e like even like someone like me who doesn’t know God, but I still like, like some principles that I walk with like treat others the way you want to be treated.
Darian Weeks (20:24):
Yeah. That is, uh,
Sevan Matossian (20:26):
Those are good, right? Those
Darian Weeks (20:27):
Are good.
Sevan Matossian (20:28):
Are any of those you’re like, nah, fuck that.
Darian Weeks (20:31):
Nah, I agree with every one of those. Yeah, for sure.
Sevan Matossian (20:34):
And those are just good for just being a human. Yeah.
Darian Weeks (20:36):
For being, yeah. You have to be masculine to have those, you know, five features right there.
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
I like, I like, I’m not usually a list guy, but I heard that and I was like, those are nice. You like those Caleb?
Mattew Souza (20:52):
Yeah, they’re okay. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (20:55):
It’s, it’s like the guy, we had a guy on the other day and he, he, he said he didn’t drink, um, because he didn’t want his kids. He wanted his kids to have a, someone in their life that they knew lived their whole life without drinking. So they knew it was possible. And I was like, fuck, that’s some good leadership,
Darian Weeks (21:13):
Dude. I have a, I have a, I have a buddy who’s never taken a drink ever in his life. He’s about 37 now. Wow. Never taken a drink, never smoked a cigarette. Never. Wow. Never. I mean, not anything. And I always imagine like,
Sevan Matossian (21:29):
Man, how has he ever unsnapped a bra from the front in daylight <laugh>
Mattew Souza (21:32):
On?
Darian Weeks (21:33):
Only with his teeth.
Sevan Matossian (21:35):
Only with his teeth. The
Mattew Souza (21:36):
Only drug he needs.
Darian Weeks (21:37):
<laugh> dude. Yeah. And I’m just, I just thought, you know, how crazy would that be to go through life, never having to done none of that. You know, like that’s, I wonder how his body feels, you know,
Sevan Matossian (21:48):
I think there’s, I I do may, maybe I’m delusional, but I, I I think that there is some value to experiencing alcohol. I think there’s some like benefits to it. There’s times that I’ve drank where I’m like, oh yeah, this is a good, this is a part of me. I’m glad I’m exploring. Like, I I would like, you know, like, like, uh, like jumping in the ocean naked at three in the morning cuz you’re ju drunk. But you wouldn’t have done it if you were sober. Like, everyone should have that experience. Right?
Darian Weeks (22:11):
I get you. Like, like something that you would’ve never done. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:14):
You, yeah. Like, like you had sex with your girlfriend and pickup truck on a busy street in the back and you only did it cuz you’re drunk. Like, I don’t regret those. Those are awesome. I love those memories.
Darian Weeks (22:23):
I that’s sober
Mattew Souza (22:24):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (22:29):
Uh, the girlfriend that you know is way too fat for you to pick up and carry around the room when you’re fucking her. Just gonna throw your back out. But you’ve had four beers so you try to pick her up and carry her around you.
Mattew Souza (22:38):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (22:38):
There’s like me that done that sober too.
Mattew Souza (22:41):
<laugh> put that on the list of masculinity.
Darian Weeks (22:45):
I’m telling you. Yeah, that’d be a good one.
Sevan Matossian (22:48):
This card, uh, like can we start with the early prelims? Caleb, this card is, I’m, I’m pumped. Are you, are you watching tonight? Darien? Yeah. That’s your boy too, right? John Jones is you like him
Darian Weeks (22:58):
Man. John Jones is the guy. There’s no, there’s no, I’m not a fan of no UFC fighter but him John fucking Jones.
Sevan Matossian (23:08):
And why him?
Darian Weeks (23:09):
Because he’s the man, dude, he’s never lost. He’s, the presence he presents in the ring is freaking second to none. The way he, you can even tell, I, I could tell when I was watching the way or the face off last or yesterday with him and, uh, gone, gone. Well he had him terrified. Sierra Go was wearing freaking four inch lifts just to try to look tough enough.
Sevan Matossian (23:32):
Oh, is that what was going on? I saw John look him up and down like that
Darian Weeks (23:36):
Dude. Did you see those boots he had on? They’re like, they’re basically high heels <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (23:41):
Oh wow.
Darian Weeks (23:42):
Size is John Jones. I mean John Jones is a terrifying man and he terrifies people because you know why? He just has that certain aura to him where he, you know, he’s never been scared. He’s never looked at a challenge and said it’s too much and he just goes at everything. Just head on. I mean, he’s the man.
Sevan Matossian (24:01):
Um, uh, you think his um, you think his weight is, is gonna be a factor for him that he’s, he, because he keeps talking about how he feels just as explosive and just as, uh, fast. Wow. David Weed thinks go’s gone in 60 seconds.
Darian Weeks (24:14):
Hey, there we go. Yeah, that I would agree. I would, I wouldn’t say in 60 seconds, but I don’t think it’s going out the first round.
Sevan Matossian (24:24):
Wow.
Darian Weeks (24:26):
He’s, he’s gonna finish and just because I don’t know why they’re hypo cereal gone up like he is the most impressive heavyweight we’ve seen when
Sevan Matossian (24:35):
He, he’s light on his feet, dude. He is light on those feet.
Darian Weeks (24:38):
He got wrestled by Francis and who never even wrestled and just got held down for five rounds. What do you think John Jones is gonna do to you? John Jones was a collegiate wrestler. He terrified. He, he re he dominated, wrestled one of the freaking greatest wrestlers of all time. Daniel Cormier and just dominated him. Did whatever he wanted to with him. Like come on, come on, serial guy. What are you talking about brother?
Mattew Souza (25:07):
I’m worried he’s not gonna show up though. Isn’t There’s always shit that happens to the John Jones fights. Like he gets a d u i he doesn’t make way
Sevan Matossian (25:13):
Like
Darian Weeks (25:14):
That’s afterwards. You know, he’ll, he’s gonna fight
Sevan Matossian (25:16):
<laugh>.
Darian Weeks (25:17):
There’s definitely cocaine or some steroids afterwards, but he <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (25:22):
Did, did you hear d uh, so, so, uh, just to be clear, somebody you might be wondering, um, Darien said he’s undefeated and yet his record is 26 and one. And the funny part is, is that one loss that he has, he’s on top of the guy elbowing the guy in the face from the full mount and the ref stops the fight. Um, and, and gives the win to the other guy on some te technicality. But did you see Dana tried to go to the Nevada State Commission and get that, uh, loss taken off his record? He’s like, dude, that was clearly the referee’s fault. Like John is beating the guy to death.
Darian Weeks (25:55):
Clearly. Yeah. Um, the only reason that John Jones, they ruled it as a loss.
Sevan Matossian (26:00):
Oh, tell me.
Darian Weeks (26:01):
Because he did the most illegal move that you can do, which is a 12 to six elbow. He took the elbow like this 12 to six and kept slamming on his face. That’s, that’s illegal. You can’t can’t 12 to six somebody. Cuz that’s just, I don’t know why, I don’t know why he can hit somebody here. You can even do it like this, but as soon as it goes like this, it’s illegal. He toast and John Jones just mastered him with that. And that guy never fought again.
Sevan Matossian (26:29):
That guy didn’t fight again. Oh
Darian Weeks (26:31):
Yeah. So yeah, he, I mean he, I mean he massacred him with that elbow. Um, so I would believe that’s probably why the Nevada Commission didn’t take it off is because, you know, he incapacitated somebody who, where they could never fight again. So
Sevan Matossian (26:49):
I I Holy, holy shit. If you’re not familiar with John Jones and you wanna watch one of his, uh, fights that’s just absolutely savage, I would say, uh, watch the Clover to share a fight from like 10 years ago.
Darian Weeks (27:00):
I know. No, yeah, here it is. Watch him. He starts doing that. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (27:08):
Oh,
Mattew Souza (27:09):
Oh. He comes across and down.
Darian Weeks (27:10):
I mean he starts just, I mean, but that was, I mean, look at that. That’s 24 year old John Jones, you know what I mean? Like what a savage,
Mattew Souza (27:19):
That’s a bad
Sevan Matossian (27:20):
Man. Uh, juiced up. Is he juiced up Darien?
Darian Weeks (27:23):
Oh his. It’s hard to say cuz back then everybody was, you know,
Sevan Matossian (27:26):
B No, no. I mean now his head is huge.
Darian Weeks (27:28):
Oh, his head is huge. I saw him face off of serial
Sevan Matossian (27:30):
Goway and I’m not judging him. If he is, he is like, I like, I like, what do I care?
Mattew Souza (27:34):
Wait, you get big head for steroids? Is that the, is that a rule?
Darian Weeks (27:37):
Remember that’s what they, the joke for Barry Bonds and, and baseball always was. He’s like, oh shoot. It’s right.
Mattew Souza (27:43):
That’s
Sevan Matossian (27:44):
Right. Oh, and who is the redheaded guy? His head got huge. Oh, oh, Mark McGuire. Mark McGuire Mark. Yeah. Yeah. His head got
Darian Weeks (27:50):
Huge and I’m saying like he’s had enough time to, you know what I’m saying, he’s had two years off.
Mattew Souza (27:56):
Yeah. Ea
Darian Weeks (27:57):
Oh, he could’ve juiced up, got off of it and then, you know, now been, I don’t know, well know by tomorrow night cuz they always pissed estimate and they, you know, he’s been popped for pictograms before, so we’ll see what happens.
Sevan Matossian (28:11):
Hey, I think, uh, I I suspect he’s gonna be crazy strong too that, uh, go’s gonna be surprised at how strong he is.
Darian Weeks (28:17):
I definitely think so too.
Mattew Souza (28:19):
God, he’s such an athletic freak, you know, just an ev all his movements up when he does a thing when he crawls across the cage at you, that would, that would be fucking terrifying.
Darian Weeks (28:28):
You mean in
Sevan Matossian (28:29):
The beginning of the fight
Mattew Souza (28:29):
Just crawls across the cage at
Sevan Matossian (28:31):
You. That’s like The Exorcist.
Mattew Souza (28:32):
What do I do with this? He
Darian Weeks (28:33):
Said he did that because it, it, it would terrify people like he said. How terrifying is that for someone just to crawl up to you when you’re about to just fight?
Sevan Matossian (28:42):
Um, he’s a huge Anderson silver fan too. Right. And Anderson Silva was like, would get down on all four, right? Yeah.
Mattew Souza (28:47):
The spider,
Darian Weeks (28:49):
That’s, they, they talked about them fighting towards the end of Anderson Silva’s career and the beginning of John Jones, but just never could make it happen. Which
Sevan Matossian (28:58):
The two of them.
Darian Weeks (29:00):
That would be cool.
Sevan Matossian (29:01):
That would’ve been crazy. Now John’s in a whole different world.
Darian Weeks (29:04):
Yeah. And you, that’s, that’s, that’s what speaks volumes to Israel O’ Donna that, you know, when they were like, oh, you know, he could fight Izzy. He would destroy Izzy because Izzy fought Anderson civil when he is old. You know what I’m saying? And Izzy couldn’t really do a lot of damage to him, not even drop him. And you wanna fight John Jones who would’ve probably killed Anderson Silva. Like literally he would’ve died and <laugh>. So it’s like, man, that’s crazy.
Sevan Matossian (29:32):
Um, I I do, this is off subject a little bit. I do think though that that guy, uh, I do think that guy that just beat Israel could go up a weight class. Yeah. I think he can go up to 2 0 5 and and
Darian Weeks (29:44):
Get two and dominate.
Sevan Matossian (29:46):
Yeah, I was gonna say that
Darian Weeks (29:47):
<laugh>. Yeah. Now that his buddy Clover Tahi is gone. Yeah. Why not? I don’t think Jamal Hill would be beaten freaking Alex Pier. Never. You know what I
Sevan Matossian (29:56):
Mean? Jamal Hill is scary though. Huh? He, he’s.
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