#812 – HillerFit Review Show

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Sevan Matossian (00:00):

And this Dreamyard?

Andrew Hiller (00:01):

No, whenever I want to get into mine, I just open up a private browser.

Sevan Matossian (00:06):

Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see.

Andrew Hiller (00:08):

And then so, and then I gotta go in through there.

Sevan Matossian (00:11):

So the sev on podcast has, uh, priority on your own browser for admin.

Andrew Hiller (00:17):

Damn. Right. Well, it’s either that or I, once I’m out, I’m out. And I’d have to ask you to be lit back in again.

Sevan Matossian (00:22):

<laugh>. Oh, fuck that. We’ll never let you. It

Andrew Hiller (00:25):

Comes annoying. A nuisance. Yeah. I hate being a nuisance.

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

Bam. We’re live. Uh, I’m looking. Um, there. So at the three hour, it, it’s crazy. It happened after the three hour mark, we played something from Horizon, season two, two, horizon, season 22, episode one. Are you racist? And it was from the three hour and six minute mark to the three hour and seven minute mark. And it says this video cannot be monetized and blocked in all territories. So I, I trimmed it like six hours ago and YouTube still like, you know, authentic authenticating it. And then there was another one where I talked about, uh, did you see the boobs bit about the guy who’s like, my wife has huge boobs.

Andrew Hiller (01:05):

No. Is that, that’s at the end of the show.

Sevan Matossian (01:07):

Yeah. And then he is like, I think it’s like the very last clip. And he’s like, you know why my wife has big boobs? Cuz I don’t give up on my dreams when I was an eight year old boy. And it’s pretty funny bit.

Andrew Hiller (01:18):

Did you play it again? <laugh>?

Sevan Matossian (01:21):

That that one though. It says add revenue paid to copyright, uh, owner. So it’s eligible

Andrew Hiller (01:26):

They can

Sevan Matossian (01:27):

Choose Yeah. For revenue sharing.

Andrew Hiller (01:29):

So, so, so, so they, they, from what I understand, get alerted and they can decide whether or not to monetize off of it or just shut it down.

Sevan Matossian (01:36):

How, how come Instagram, um, that shit, I’m just pulling that shit off of ig.

Andrew Hiller (01:42):

Is it not on, it might be on YouTube somewhere too.

Sevan Matossian (01:45):

How, but how does, how does, um, but my point is, is how does um, Instagram not block that stuff? How do they get away? How do we get away with posting that stuff on Instagram, but not on,

Andrew Hiller (01:56):

I have a feeling YouTube’s algorithm is way more intricate than the Instagram algorithm.

Sevan Matossian (02:02):

No, but wouldn’t they sue? Um, the reason why they, they have, why aren’t people suing Instagram being like, Hey, you’re letting people steal our shit. Right? Like, like this, this horizon Season 22, episode one was a clip, I’m sure I played off of Instagram and it’s on Instagram and people can steal it and poach it on Instagram and you don’t get a message. But on YouTube for some reason you get fucked.

Andrew Hiller (02:27):

That’s interesting. I don’t have an answer for you on that.

Sevan Matossian (02:30):

All right.

Andrew Hiller (02:32):

I can speculate, but that’s all it would be.

Sevan Matossian (02:35):

Uh, look at your, uh, signage back there.

Andrew Hiller (02:38):

Yeah. You like those

Sevan Matossian (02:40):

<laugh>? Yeah. Those are dope. Whose idea was, whose idea was that?

Andrew Hiller (02:43):

Those are my idea.

Sevan Matossian (02:45):

Dude. It’s great.

Andrew Hiller (02:46):

That’s Shy. The Buff. That’s the Rock. That’s Ruth and that’s Napoleon.

Sevan Matossian (02:51):


Andrew Hiller (02:52):

You, you know all those guys.

Sevan Matossian (02:54):

I do. I don’t think you would. I do. I know. I know who all those guys are. Uh, and, uh, Lebo, um, I don’t see you really play that clip that often though.

Andrew Hiller (03:02):

Do it.

Sevan Matossian (03:03):

Those other guys, I see you play. Um, but I don’t see you play LeBouf. I don’t know why he gets to go up there.

Andrew Hiller (03:09):

He periodically just walks around on the screen and then screams do it. It’s not all that often. You’re right. No,

Sevan Matossian (03:15):

I’m trying to think if there’s anyone else who, who deserves it more than him.

Andrew Hiller (03:21):

Not to this point. I gotta, that I’m gonna make though.

Sevan Matossian (03:25):

You idiot. You idiot.

Andrew Hiller (03:27):

It doesn’t matter. I try to throw him into everyone. The, when I was watching the mades, Jim walk around and he kept on saying like, mm-hmm.

Sevan Matossian (03:36):


Andrew Hiller (03:37):

I had a feeling that maybe Maderas

Sevan Matossian (03:40):

Did it too. I thought that was Tia. I thought that was Tia.

Andrew Hiller (03:42):

No, I did one with Maderas too.

Sevan Matossian (03:44):


Andrew Hiller (03:45):

You’ve been busy. You’ve been watching my videos.

Sevan Matossian (03:47):

No, I, yeah. That sucks. When was that?

Andrew Hiller (03:51):

Uh, maybe three weeks ago.

Sevan Matossian (03:56):

This is bullshit.

Andrew Hiller (03:58):

I got, I got three days until I hit a year though. Oh shit. February 27th and it’s been a year, right?

Sevan Matossian (04:04):

Oh, congratulations.

Andrew Hiller (04:07):

Yeah. How long are you going on? I think you missed a day recently.

Sevan Matossian (04:10):

Two days.

Andrew Hiller (04:12):

You missed two days. Oh yeah. You’re, you going to and coming from Arizona, right?

Sevan Matossian (04:17):

Uh, yeah. I didn’t like it. I didn’t like that at all. Trust. Oh, you got Hill and you got Hiller fit down there. I like that. I approve.

Andrew Hiller (04:27):

That was your idea.

Sevan Matossian (04:28):

I approve. Oh, okay. Where’s this, where’s this Maderas one?

Andrew Hiller (04:31):

Scroll a bit. Uh, I’ll find it. It right there. The star background. Yeah. That one wasn’t too, I’m in pain. I’m in.

Sevan Matossian (04:46):

Did he say anything to you about it?

Andrew Hiller (04:48):

No, he didn’t.

Sevan Matossian (04:50):

Is her gym just way better than his?

Andrew Hiller (04:54):

I the biggest difference between the two of them was that hers was almost entirely brand new with a couple of the barbells that she had gotten being Yeah. Something carried over from a previous whatever. But it seems like half of the stuff he had had before,

Sevan Matossian (05:10):

Um, the, the things that, uh, did he have a sauna or an ice bath?

Andrew Hiller (05:14):

No, I don’t think she had ’em yet either. She said that she wanted them at some point or they were in the plans.

Sevan Matossian (05:20):

He got the monkey rig too.

Andrew Hiller (05:23):

Here’s how that worked, is their custom rigs. So, hi. Hers was custom and his was custom. Yeah. And there’s no way to figure it out. So I just kind of figured how much metal they had in there and I stuck ’em in via Monkey rigs. Actually, my next video on Maderas is better than this one.

Sevan Matossian (05:43):

<laugh>. When, when’s that, when’s that coming up?

Andrew Hiller (05:45):

It, it’s right after this one. It was just kind of, if if you go back, it it, and then if you go to the one where there’s a horse, it’s just a horse. It’s the thumbnail. That one right there. And then do to Did you see this one?

Sevan Matossian (06:01):

I think maybe. No, no, no. I didn’t,

Andrew Hiller (06:04):

Didn’t. It’s like every time like, like just like the

Sevan Matossian (06:16):

Juice. Did he contact you after he made this

Andrew Hiller (06:18):

<laugh>? No, but I, I had ’em all shopped out and I go, fuck it. I’m gonna put it up into its own video with some music. And I don’t know why, but I felt like the horses’ main kinda had a little bit of his molet in it. So I threw up some horses in the background and it’s 200 something.

Sevan Matossian (06:38):

Are you, oh, are you, um, are you liking all this cro? Oh. Oh, I wanna ask you about this one before I forget. Let’s just start off hot, uh, handicap or not.

Andrew Hiller (06:49):

Let’s go. We talked about that. Remember you said I didn’t have the balls to do it

Sevan Matossian (06:54):

And you did it.

Andrew Hiller (06:55):

Damn right. You can’t just say I won’t do it.

Sevan Matossian (06:58):

God, it’s good.

Andrew Hiller (07:00):

You like it?

Sevan Matossian (07:00):

Oh yeah. Hey, did you choose that as your thumbnail for Froning to pop up? Or is that random?

Andrew Hiller (07:06):

That’s random.

Sevan Matossian (07:08):

Wow. That’s lucky as fuck,

Andrew Hiller (07:10):

Right? It’s cool though.

Sevan Matossian (07:11):

Yeah. I don’t remember that part of the video. I just watched this today. How could I not remember that part?

Andrew Hiller (07:16):

That was a little joke. I had. I guess not so much of a joke because they should be a little bit more clear about what the standards are. Just like, kind of everything I suppose. But does Ellen, is it Ellen or is it Alec? Ellen Zen.

Sevan Matossian (07:31):

Alex Zen. But I love how you kept calling em Alan

Andrew Hiller (07:35):

<laugh>. Apparently they have to send in a picture and then they just say, Nope, that doesn’t work. You, you don’t classify for this category based upon this try another category.

Sevan Matossian (07:50):

Hey, what? Look at, he’s, he’s part of CrossFit’s Diversity, equity and Inclusion Council. That’s the one that doesn’t even exist anymore.

Andrew Hiller (07:58):

It doesn’t exist. They got rid of

Sevan Matossian (07:59):

It. No. No. Well, who They haven’t announced that they’ve got ridden rid rid of it. But Athena called in the other day and I’ve talked to a couple other people and they said the council hasn’t met in forever. And uh, the chick who runs it, that the chick with the mental disorder, Elaine, um, she’s still there. Uh, head of global Diversity, equity Inclusion. It’s pretty funny. I just think it’s hilarious that the guy who’s part of diversity, equity and inclusion isn’t allowing the girl with the fucked up arm into the CrossFit, uh, competition. So good diversity. <laugh>, uh, this guy, um, this guy and I, uh, recently, he’s not fully aware of it cuz he doesn’t know what’s going on. But our paths have crossed

Andrew Hiller (08:50):


Sevan Matossian (08:51):

He has, uh, said some shit about me that’s gotten back to me. And he, he’s treading on very thin water. He, I I if I was, if I, if I, if I was him, I would, I would not be happy. I can’t tell you guys cuz there’s lawyers and shit involved. But this is not, this is not someone that I’m, uh, happy with his behavior. Alex Zen Bach. This is not a,

Andrew Hiller (09:12):

Uh, Alan, Alan

Sevan Matossian (09:13):

Al. No. It, it actually is Alec.

Andrew Hiller (09:17):

Oh, it

Sevan Matossian (09:17):

Is. You can call him Alan though. That’s the last time I’ll correct you. But this guy, uh, yeah, this guy, it’s funny too because I was trying to contact this guy to have him on the show to blow up the, um, for, for every, well this is, this is good for you guys to know, for all of you who are involved in the, uh, I don’t know what you guys call it, the adaptive division or whatever for the CrossFit games. I tried to have adaptive athletes on to blow the adaptive division up at the CrossFit games this year. And, uh, this guy would not get back to me. And, and now I know why, uh, you mentioned it. So you gotta spill the beans. I really can’t. I really can’t. But it’s all, it’s all crazy woke shit. It’s, it’s like, it’s more about it. It’s rehashing some pretty dirty shit. Savon correcting names. But I re Hey, let, I’ll tell you this, Gregory, I hope it comes out. I hope it comes out. I’m dying for it to come out.

Andrew Hiller (10:12):

How would it

Sevan Matossian (10:13):

Come, come out? Oh, Alison, I can’t wait to tell you about it. Ask me about it. I can’t wait. I probably told you already. This guy just, he just, we just, you never seen Allison’s profile picture?

Andrew Hiller (10:24):

No. <laugh> not like that.

Sevan Matossian (10:28):

Oh, yeah. Um, hey,

Andrew Hiller (10:31):

I heard, I yelled at a couple of your friends. They were talking real loud.

Sevan Matossian (10:35):

Oh, at, at Greg’s thing you had to crack some. She didn’t have any friends there. She came by herself. She came with her, her husband and her kids were six. So her husband was with the kids in the room. She didn’t have any friends there, I don’t think. Alison, did you have any friends

Andrew Hiller (10:46):

There? Source was, which was wrong? Yeah, they were just talking real loud. I couldn’t even hear the speaker. So I yelled at whoever that was. I wasn’t gonna yell. I just said, shh.

Sevan Matossian (10:55):

Oh, really? At Greg’s event, you shushed someone.

Andrew Hiller (10:58):

Yeah, they

Sevan Matossian (10:58):

Were being loud. Gimme the details about that. I want to hear this. I want to hear this.

Andrew Hiller (11:03):

Greg spoke, what was it, maybe 20 minutes or so? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And it was great. And then each of the guest speakers, the doctors had maybe 45 minutes or so at piece Uhhuh. <affirmative> and I think it was the third or the fourth. And her name is Heather. See she said right there. Oh, I, I assume, well, I

Sevan Matossian (11:19):

Mean, you have friends, but I don’t know, I didn’t know you had friends there. I mean, I know you have fr I’m your friend, but I,

Andrew Hiller (11:23):

I didn’t, and then there was maybe 200 people there in attendance sitting around or maybe one 50, I don’t know, somewhere around there. And I felt,

Sevan Matossian (11:30):

Oh shit. It was a t r t shush <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (11:35):

This does kind of fall under the category. If I do stuff like this now that usually I would think about, now I act on it. Okay. So I’m sitting in the chair and I’m all the way to the left. And then behind us, I believe you were standing at the back and there’s a window. Yeah. And there were these two girls, and I guess one of them was Allison’s friend sitting over there and there she did not

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

Have any friends there. I still dispute that, by the way. All

Andrew Hiller (11:56):

Right. No friends. Alright. There’s two girls over there and they’re talking. And it, it was as if there was 150 people having the respect and listening to the doctor. And then there was two people having their own conversation. And for all I know, they were talking about whatever that was having being said on stage, but it kinda stretched on a little bit. Right. And I felt as if I gave him 30 seconds, then I gave him a minute, and then I got up out of my chair and I walked over and it’s as she looked up, because I was gonna go get down next to her and I was gonna go, you’ve gotta be quiet. Everyone here is trying to listen to this guy talking and I can’t focus. All I can hear is you talking to your friend. But all I got to was a sh because she looked up like she, she knew I was coming for her. It felt like I could be wrong.

Sevan Matossian (12:38):

Well, I could be wrong too. She says she has a lot of friends there. I didn’t know you. I didn’t know you knew anyone there. Um, and uh, and so you shushed her and did she, was she like, oh, sorry, sorry. Oh, wait a minute. Oh shit. It was her. I know who it is. That’s not her friend. That’s not your friend. Did you know her dude? Wait, did you wanna shush her? Because she was, she was drunk. Oh, that chick was loud as fuck. I know exactly that whispering. I’m friends with that girl. That chick was crazy. That chick talks to me like this, like we’re on fucking ecstasy at a rave. That

Andrew Hiller (13:10):

Chick out. She was now whispering.

Sevan Matossian (13:12):

Oh yeah, she was blasted. Oh, you have? Okay. So back in the day. Okay. Okay. I I, I, now I know the connection. My bad. You’re right. Uh, Allison does know her from way back. Holy shit. I, and I know exactly where you guys met and everything now. Wow.

Andrew Hiller (13:27):

A librarian. No rep. That’s funny, Todd.

Sevan Matossian (13:29):

Wow. That’s, um, that’s uh, um, uh, Greg’s pilot’s wife,

Andrew Hiller (13:39):

I’m sure she’s a very nice person. But

Sevan Matossian (13:40):

She was very, she is nice. She’s very nice. But she was blasted for like three days. She was, uh, she, they went to, I think she was, she had, uh, she has four kids, so she didn’t have her kids with her. And she was, um, they went to that golf thing that was there, that huge golf party.

Andrew Hiller (13:56):

I would like a golf party and Nate Edwardson and I would’ve come.

Sevan Matossian (14:00):

Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (14:02):

What about it though?

Sevan Matossian (14:03):

Well, there was something I wanted to tell you about. Oh, I’m thinking about doing a, um, golf show with Brian Friend.

Andrew Hiller (14:10):

Give me a disc golf show.

Sevan Matossian (14:12):

Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah. He sent me a link to the, um, show I have to watch.

Andrew Hiller (14:18):

I pulled this up for you because I just figured you’d like to read it out loud.

Sevan Matossian (14:22):

Who’s the chick with the big tits in the chat? That’s all. There’s so, there’s so many. Which one are you talking about

Andrew Hiller (14:30):

The one without friends?

Sevan Matossian (14:32):

No, she does have friends. I was totally wrong.

Andrew Hiller (14:34):

No, no, no, no. She’s saying she has friends.

Sevan Matossian (14:36):

She does, she does. I was wrong. I was wrong. Okay. I

Andrew Hiller (14:38):


Sevan Matossian (14:39):

Okay. I mean, I’m her friend. I hang out with her. Uh, b by the way, um, Alison, we’re doing a skate lesson tomorrow with Luke. Uh, you’re welcome to join us. I think it’s gonna be like around one 30.

Andrew Hiller (14:49):

Do you know anything about disc golf? Have you played,

Sevan Matossian (14:52):

Uh, very little There. There’s a, there’s a, a hole right across the street from my house. So there’s this huge field that my neighbor has across the street from my house and my mo that my other neighbors put a couple baskets up in it. So there’s that. And I bought some, I bought some and I’ve played fucking shitloads of Frisbee. Just not with those dumbest they play with, but lemme me see, I wonder if I can find it. Hold on. Lemme see if I can find this and share this. Go

Andrew Hiller (15:17):

Ahead. This would be something that I actually should just ask Brian about. Do they call it froth or is that not a thing? Fring like Frisbee golf. Froth

Sevan Matossian (15:27):

Fro. He he must have What? Why would you text me?

Andrew Hiller (15:33):


Sevan Matossian (15:34):

No, Brian, why would you text me a YouTube video

Andrew Hiller (15:38):

So you can watch it?

Sevan Matossian (15:40):

No, email that shit to me. I don’t watch YouTube videos on my phone. I don’t watch YouTube videos on my phone. Oh, really?

Andrew Hiller (15:48):

You’re part of that generation <laugh> or where you watch ’em on the tv? Yeah, I actually really do like watching. It’s a, it’s a treat to watch ’em on the tv.

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

I watch all of your shit on the tv, all of it

Andrew Hiller (16:01):

With the big old headphones on.

Sevan Matossian (16:02):

Yeah, but you know what I have started doing? I’ve started watching, um,

Andrew Hiller (16:08):

<laugh> who watches a YouTube video that’s like printing a YouTube video.

Sevan Matossian (16:12):

I, um, I have been watching them in one in, uh, one in one, uh, one in one quarter and one and a half speed.

Andrew Hiller (16:19):

How does that go?

Sevan Matossian (16:21):

I mean, I can get way more done. I feel kind of bad today. I watched your, uh, handicap one at regular speed. Like, just out of respect.

Andrew Hiller (16:29):

It’s not disrespectful. If I, if I could, I would just run it quicker. Hell,

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

Seven on your show’s doing great. No need to sabotage with Frisbee golf. Uh, Barry mc, mcc, uh, sev prince his directions.

Andrew Hiller (16:45):

You did you have a map book? I’m sure you did

Sevan Matossian (16:48):

Like a map book

Andrew Hiller (16:50):

You had sitting in your car. We were, you had to go on long trips.

Sevan Matossian (16:53):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had all the map, I had maps. I loved aaa, I love maps.

Andrew Hiller (17:01):

<laugh> gone with the days of the Met book

Sevan Matossian (17:03):

On it. Oh, I probably, I

Andrew Hiller (17:05):

Need to know if it’s called or not. Someone in the chat, can you answer whether or not it’s fro

Sevan Matossian (17:12):

I’m probably gonna get in trouble for playing this, right? I

Andrew Hiller (17:14):

Was gonna say that. Don’t get in trouble.

Andrew Hiller (17:18):

Yeah. I mean, as it catches that wind really hard to not let the putt get away from you. As we see Gannon here. I mean, that’s a,

Sevan Matossian (17:25):

That’s God, that was pathetic

Andrew Hiller (17:28):

<laugh>. That’s what I was thinking. It was

Sevan Matossian (17:30):

Funny though. It was fucking pathetic. Are you kidding me? I should be on the pro. I should be on the fucking pro circuit. That was a fucking, I’m really glad we gas off. It was

Andrew Hiller (17:42):

Starting to

Sevan Matossian (17:43):

Speed up. What’s that thing in his hand? What was that thing in his hand? Did you see that? That little, it’s like a, it’s like an eye.

Andrew Hiller (17:50):

This is, this is why Brian should cannot

Andrew Hiller (17:52):

Let get away from you as we

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

See Gary here. Oh, come on dude. You are a

Andrew Hiller (17:56):

Bitch. That’s the same shot. It’s

Sevan Matossian (17:58):

Gotta I know. I had to rewind it. I couldn’t believe what a bitch he is.

Andrew Hiller (18:01):

You go to another one,

Sevan Matossian (18:03):

Another shot,

Andrew Hiller (18:05):

Another spot. Yeah. In this video,

Sevan Matossian (18:07):

All you wanna see someone throw with some oomph?

Andrew Hiller (18:10):

Nah, I just wanna see him not suck. Okay. I’ve seen Brian throw one before. You can whip it.

Sevan Matossian (18:15):

Okay. Oh, here’s the same dude.

Andrew Hiller (18:18):


Andrew Hiller (18:19):

Feel a little awkward on the second shot. In my opinion, the front, the first eight holes are gonna be essentially all tailwind as well. So just know that as we look at these, the f

Andrew Hiller (18:29):

Dear God,

Sevan Matossian (18:30):

Yeah, that thing, I, I, I, strike that comment from the record, your Honor. He is not a bitch. <laugh>. Look at, on espn uh, eight, they had a, a grocery bagging competition.

Andrew Hiller (18:42):

Hey, there’s an entire movie on that. You sh you watch your mouth, Barry.

Sevan Matossian (18:47):

Oh my goodness. What’s

Andrew Hiller (18:48):

Employee of the Month? Come on. That’s one of Dane Cook’s best films.

Sevan Matossian (18:54):

Well, you lost me. Dane Cook was in films. Dane Cook was in films.

Andrew Hiller (19:00):

Yes, sir. He was in that and he was in the one with Jessica Elba. See, he was in, damn, he was Jessica Simpson and Jessica Elba. Two different movies. Both. Great.

Sevan Matossian (19:09):

Okay, hold on. Let’s watch the rest of this throw.

Andrew Hiller (19:12):

Yeah. Front nine here. Give an opportunity to go really, really big. And Gannon, that was a high shot. That’s in a great spot. He’s gonna have a good angle to the pin, but if he,

Sevan Matossian (19:23):

What the fuck? There’s no dress code. What the fuck is this guy wearing? Hey, that’s fucking Bill Henneger plays Pro Golf.

Andrew Hiller (19:29):

<laugh>. Hey. And yet no, Alison, it was a Costco movie.

Sevan Matossian (19:39):

Oh my God.

Andrew Hiller (19:39):

But it was still good. One of his best standup talks was a cool guy.

Sevan Matossian (19:45):

Hey, I’m gonna watch this.

Andrew Hiller (19:48):

The whole thing. Can you see how many views it got?

Sevan Matossian (19:51):

Uh, has 421,000 subscribers, 3001 likes 583 fucking comments. I am a Mason did fuck me up a little bit and got in my head. He’s like, your channel’s doing great. Don’t fuck it up. Hey, should I start another channel?

Andrew Hiller (20:09):

What would you start it with? Just golf.

Sevan Matossian (20:12):

Yeah, just on YouTube like Nate did.

Andrew Hiller (20:15):

That’d be, Hey, go, go to this channel is pro. Okay. And see what their videos look like. Go to their videos and just see how they per how they perform. Right? 39 90 29, 72. Oh and dude, these are every couple hours. Look at that. In this, in this one day, got 400,000 views. No.

Sevan Matossian (20:39):

So the 20 23 20 23 season is off to like, oh my God. How, how would I ever keep up with this shit?

Andrew Hiller (20:51):

Can you sort by popular and see how their best ones are doing? Damn. Damn, dude. This is your calling.

Sevan Matossian (21:05):

Uh, another sport with fucking bunch.

Andrew Hiller (21:07):

No, I seen Harley, his, his presence on your for all things show into his own disc on rogue.com. The Brian friend disc.

Sevan Matossian (21:17):

Where’s Suza when you need him? What’s the word you keep using

Andrew Hiller (21:20):

Fro. F R O l F.

Sevan Matossian (21:26):


Andrew Hiller (21:27):

Is a corrupt sport. They’re all used to the gills. Hear that Brian

Sevan Matossian (21:31):

Fra fren golf frothing.

Andrew Hiller (21:38):

You found it?

Sevan Matossian (21:39):

No, I just put frothing golf. Frothing golf balls. Frothing meaning frothing. No. Frothing.

Andrew Hiller (21:47):

Frothing. Yeah. Froth disks

Sevan Matossian (21:49):

Fro F I N g

Andrew Hiller (21:54):


Sevan Matossian (21:55):

Oh, frothing. All theme versus disc golf. Oh, shit. There’s something called froing. A fro like disc golf is played with among groups with a disc. Originally a Frisbee disc. That’s about where the similarities end fro. Unlike disc golf is a freedom amor, amorphous, ever-changing game that can be played anywhere and everywhere in the world.

Andrew Hiller (22:17):

Heidi, stop trying to make fr happen. It’s never gonna happen.

Sevan Matossian (22:23):

I think this is

Andrew Hiller (22:24):

By balls before sex.

Sevan Matossian (22:26):

I think. I think fr is, um,

Andrew Hiller (22:31):

Fr.com is a correct or corrupt website.

Sevan Matossian (22:35):

I think Fring is just like you play in the streets and like you hit cars and shit. I’m guessing

Andrew Hiller (22:42):

This call seems professional. It’s like CrossFit versus that functional fitness movie on Netflix. You ever see that?

Sevan Matossian (22:51):

No. Say that again.

Andrew Hiller (22:53):

There’s this, I think it’s on Netflix. It’s called Functional Fitness and it’s god awful. It it makes you wanna die the whole time you watch it.

Sevan Matossian (23:02):

It’s a, it’s a TV show or it’s a, what is it? You exercise it with it. It’s

Andrew Hiller (23:05):

A movie. It’s it’s a documentary

Sevan Matossian (23:07):

That go into this. Oh

Andrew Hiller (23:08):

Yeah. I’ll hate it. Affiliate or a Have you seen

Sevan Matossian (23:10):

It? No. I’m sure I’ll hate it. All the knockoff ones, all the ones that in Dubai, everyone that’s not been done by Hebrew and Mars or Mariah, uh, is just garbage. Sorry.

Andrew Hiller (23:19):

It it makes you want to die. Anyone who wants to feel really bad, go watch Functional Fitness on Netflix.

Sevan Matossian (23:26):

That movie was so bad. Judy says

Andrew Hiller (23:29):

Functional fitness doc.

Sevan Matossian (23:33):

What’s that? Preview is,

Andrew Hiller (23:34):

I found it.

Sevan Matossian (23:35):

Should we watch the tv?

Andrew Hiller (23:37):

Hell yeah. I’ll, I’ll pull it up right now. All right.

Sevan Matossian (23:39):

We gonna get in trouble. Can we watch a preview without getting in trouble?

Andrew Hiller (23:43):

I think so. Yeah. I think as long as it’s a reaction,

Sevan Matossian (23:46):

Calling it fra is like calling CrossFit fast, exercising No shit. Really?

Andrew Hiller (23:51):

Tell me if you can hear this.

Andrew Hiller (23:52):

I was blind.

Sevan Matossian (23:54):

Oh yeah. I saw. I like Tona for, uh, for auto. She’s cool.

Andrew Hiller (23:58):

Can can you hear it?

Andrew Hiller (23:59):

The World Series exercise. It’s one of the most extreme workouts. This workout could literal.

Sevan Matossian (24:07):

Aren’t we gonna get in trouble?

Andrew Hiller (24:08):

I’m pausing it.

Sevan Matossian (24:09):

Oh. Oh, okay.

Andrew Hiller (24:11):

My god. That guy, they call him the beast the entire time.

Sevan Matossian (24:17):

Is that rich than

Andrew Hiller (24:18):

I ever seen. I’m trying.

Sevan Matossian (24:20):

Oh, they got Ronnie Coleman.

Andrew Hiller (24:22):

You know, this guy is

Andrew Hiller (24:24):


Sevan Matossian (24:24):

Through and his, oh shit. That was the W w E guy.

Andrew Hiller (24:29):

You know, some of these people

Sevan Matossian (24:31):

That was, uh, Jimmy, that was like the Har Hart brothers from when it was wwe.

Andrew Hiller (24:35):

Something close to death is someone hurt

Andrew Hiller (24:39):

<laugh>, someone hurt.

Sevan Matossian (24:41):

Look at her. She’s just face down, ass up. That chick busted.

Andrew Hiller (24:46):

They dude, they gas this guy up like nothing else. He’s just the beast of the box. They call him the fire breather and everything. Hey, Annie,

Andrew Hiller (25:00):

Jim, every single day, high intensity is really the best high.

Andrew Hiller (25:05):

You never heard of this, huh? And they got people out here. No,

Sevan Matossian (25:07):

I I th I I remember they got who?

Andrew Hiller (25:10):

Annie Thor’s daughter.

Sevan Matossian (25:11):

Yeah. Good on them. Who’s protecting her brand? Why, who let her in that movie? Yeah. That looked like Ron Jeremy.

Andrew Hiller (25:19):

The porn star.

Sevan Matossian (25:20):

Yeah. Oh, was that Tia

Andrew Hiller (25:23):

<laugh>? No, I don’t think so. Talena Fordo. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (25:27):

Yeah. Any pregnant woman I see I think is Tia Talena had twins.

Andrew Hiller (25:35):

She was a beast.

Sevan Matossian (25:36):


Andrew Hiller (25:39):

Jason Hopper.

Sevan Matossian (25:41):

Yeah. That is Jason Hopper.

Andrew Hiller (25:43):

He’s been in the sport

Sevan Matossian (25:44):

A while. I I think Talena was the first girl I ever saw compete with. Uh, fake boobs.

Andrew Hiller (25:49):

Those aren’t fake.

Sevan Matossian (25:51):

Yeah, she has fake, I think she has fake boobs. They never mo they, they moved around like fake boobs in there.

Andrew Hiller (25:57):

Top comment. Such an exciting movie to watch. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (26:03):

Are there any, are there, are there any girls now competing with fake boobs?

Andrew Hiller (26:07):

Good question.

Sevan Matossian (26:09):

Like, like real like real com competitors? Like in in the top. In the top. Like who go to the games?

Andrew Hiller (26:18):

Should we pull up the entire leaderboard just so we have a reference point and we can go? No, no, no. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (26:24):

I was looking Connor a bad idea. Do you follow any ufc? Did you see Conor McGregor’s back and he’s getting ready to fight again?

Andrew Hiller (26:31):

Yeah. And he is all juiced up.

Sevan Matossian (26:32):

Yeah, he is juiced to the gills and his face is like different. It’s, it’s like he’s gone to Alexis and she’s done something to him like to his eyebrows or his skin. Like he looks like he went in Hollywood. He looks like what happened to Eddie Murphy? Like he, he doesn’t look cu he looks like what happened to Brook ends like something’s I look at him and like some my radar’s going off it like, he looks like an, he’s starting to look like an ai. It’s crazy. One second. Kelly Bakers are not fake. There is no

Andrew Hiller (27:01):

Way right here.

Sevan Matossian (27:03):

Uh, I just saw

Andrew Hiller (27:06):

Him on or no, like that. This is, this is what he looks like now. He is giant.

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

Yeah, he’s giant. But I mean his face like something’s too perfect. Too manicured too. He got quaffed. Oh, maybe. You think that’s it? GH is changing his face. I know. It grew. Kelly Baker’s tits are not fake. Dude.

Andrew Hiller (27:28):

Dude, he’s huge.

Sevan Matossian (27:29):

I stood next to them. I mean her,

Andrew Hiller (27:32):

Them Well, the thing about Conor McGregor is he also is so thin from all the weight cutting. I mean, there was a point in my life where I weighed and I was at the same height. I weighed 130 pounds.

Sevan Matossian (27:47):

Do you have a picture? Almost a hundred pounds heavier. Do you have a picture of that?

Andrew Hiller (27:50):

I do. I’d have to find it for sure.

Sevan Matossian (27:53):

I’d like to see that sometimes. He’s so gone. No, I asked Danielle, Brandon if hers were fake. I asked her on the show. I can’t believe I didn’t get in more trouble for that.

Andrew Hiller (28:03):

Yeah, those are not fake.

Sevan Matossian (28:06):

And hers changed size during the, during the season. You can see the, like the girls that changed size, Tia’s tease boobs got big all of a sudden.

Andrew Hiller (28:15):

That’s a good question because I wonder if you can even compete with fake boobs like that high of a level. Because they also, a lot of the time they cut into the peck muscle there.

Sevan Matossian (28:26):

Uh, there. I didn’t know that. But fi I thought they just put a slit in and just fired some juice up in there.

Andrew Hiller (28:32):

There’s two types. So you can go un over or under the muscle and apparently the ones that are under also look better. So if you want to get ’em and get ’em done right, you go under. And I might be wrong about that. Maybe it’s better for some the other way. But if you go under the muscle, there’s a also a way more strenuous recovery to it. Andrew, how do you know? I know, I know.

Sevan Matossian (28:56):

<laugh> clip it. Clip that. Let me Andrew. Andrew. Yo, how do you, how, how do you know

Andrew Hiller (29:07):

I’ve been with people with Faith?

Sevan Matossian (29:09):

Oh, you’re supposed to, to do the line. Deliver the line. Andrew,

Andrew Hiller (29:13):


Sevan Matossian (29:14):

And No, no, I do the Andrew. How do you know? And then you go, I know, I know you do you deliver like Terminator Andrew? How do you know?

Andrew Hiller (29:24):

I just know.

Sevan Matossian (29:26):

There it is. Uh, Google clip. That meme. That’s Hiller. He just knows Google. Google. Oh, hey, that could be a, um, uh, a great name for one of your videos. I just know,

Andrew Hiller (29:37):

I just know here.

Sevan Matossian (29:40):

You know, guys, do you know, do you have any idea how much shit Andrew knows that he just can’t act on? Oh, that reminds me a lot. So you and I were talking about someone today. Oh. Who, who, who we suspect is involved in th three or four debacles. Did you see in that.

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