811 – Morning Show | Greg Glassman calls in | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):


Caleb Beaver (00:01):

Yeah. First time

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

It’s been like, bam. Or live,

Caleb Beaver (00:05):

It’s been like eight months.

Sevan Matossian (00:07):

Are you glad to see him?

Caleb Beaver (00:09):

Yeah, it’s really good to see him.

Sevan Matossian (00:12):

Crazy. Good morning. Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. Get

Caleb Beaver (00:17):

No, it is, it’s super trippy.

Sevan Matossian (00:20):

Like, uh, just not seeing him. Are you d I wonder, I wonder what it’s like I don’t see my kids for like two week. Well, lemme rephrase that. I’ve, I don’t know if I’ve ever gone two weeks without seeing them. I don’t even even know if I’ve gone two days without seeing them. But the, I, I, I, I’ll take ’em on these trips. Like, like I just went for 10 days to Greg’s house and I come back and I’m like, holy shit. They’re different kids. I wonder if you, and, and I was with them every minute, but I can just tell something happened. I wonder if it’s like that. Um, when even at your age, when you deploy for eight months and you come back, if your parents are like, holy shit, Caleb’s so different.

Caleb Beaver (00:57):

Yeah, probably. I think for us it’s, we’re just kind of used to like leaving and coming back. Like at least like between within my family. Yeah. So we always end up going to, like, my brother will, he like went off to school and I went off to school and then we’d come back and my dad would deploy and that kind of thing. But I think every time we’ve left and come back, it’s been like, there’s like a different chemistry.

Sevan Matossian (01:19):

Oh wow. Is it usually for the better or it’s never, it’s not consistent. You don’t know like that?

Caleb Beaver (01:26):

Um, I’d say like with

Sevan Matossian (01:29):

What if you send your kids away to college and they come back? Libtard that happens. I had a friend who sent his kids to Stanford and now he doesn’t talk to his kids anymore.

Caleb Beaver (01:36):


Sevan Matossian (01:37):

Yeah. They came back completely brainwashed.

Caleb Beaver (01:41):

Yeah. I suppose if you put ’em in that like that world for so long. Yeah. That’s then, then that’s all they hear all the time. And they probably never leave the campus. Cause they probably have everything within their, I don’t know. That’s Boston’s also a weird place. So,

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

Uh, Brandon Waddell, uh, Savon. There are days I come home from work and I think my kids have changed in just eight hours. I’m gone. Yeah. It’s a trip, right? Such a trip. I, um, I had never heard, uh, one of my sons does baby talk, like he can talk like a baby and he doesn’t. It drives me crazy. And he does this shit with his mouth when he does it. And that fucking drives me nuts. I can’t stand it. And Avi never did that. And now Avi’s eight and I see him dabbling. He tried some baby talk on me like a little bit about two weeks ago he started and he’s been trying a little bit every day with me. I’m like, Hey dude, I don’t wanna be a dick. But if you talk like that, I’m not talking to you. It’s weird though. Cause like, I don’t wanna stifle his creativity. I like the fact that like, pardon of me is like, yeah, that’s cool. He is working on voices. And then the other thing is like, uh, I don’t, I don’t want to hear your baby talk. No, not like my whiny voice. Not like my whiny voice. I’m a fucking grown ass man. You watched how you talk to me fucking artist.

Caleb Beaver (02:56):


Sevan Matossian (02:57):

No Beaver doesn’t have kids. He’s not even 30.

Caleb Beaver (03:00):

I got a dog and a cat.

Sevan Matossian (03:03):

God, last night’s show was huge guys. What a trip. Huge. Like, huge. Azz asshole. <laugh>. Uh, so, uh, I’ve had some pretty interesting talks with, oh, I don’t even want to go there. I’m, I’m not gonna, I’m gonna try to avoid talking about, um, game stuff. Uh, you, let’s start with this. Have you guys seen this? Kelly Slater? Do you guys know who that is? Kelly Slater. He surfs? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. You know who the surfer is? Kelly Slater. Everyone know who that is? 4 71 Kelly Slater.

Caleb Beaver (03:38):


Sevan Matossian (03:39):

Kelly? Yeah. Can the voice? Yeah, they can do crying, whining in their regular voice. Those are the voices. Okay, here we go. Liz, watch this. Uh, well first of all, it says here, my mom lost her jaw and tongue and my, my, my mom lost feeling in her jaw and tongue and in her hands and feet. She has what seems to be some type of transverse myelitis. Kelly Slate’s mother developed a neurological disorder from Covid 19 vaccine. I just want you to hear a little bit of this world’s greatest serve. Very,

Kelly Slater (04:12):

Very provac, very anti someone just doing their own thing that have now either had themselves or someone else affected by the vaccine. A number of people, I know I I’ve talked about this before. Sure. I have another number of people I know died. I know a doctor who stopped administering in Australia because two or three of his patients died on the Sunshine Coast. Um, uh, um, you know, my mom was personally infected. She lost feeling in her jaw and tongue and her in her hands of feet. Um, she has what seems to be some type of transverse myelitis. Uh, my friend’s mother from Barbados right now is in the hospital in Florida. And she’s dying slowly from the effects of the Pfizer vaccine. Um, she’s on a quick d downward spiral. And they dunno how to fix it. It’s, it’s baffling to me that anyone would be forced to continue, forced to have a vaccine to keep their career.


Um, their, their jaw up, their schooling, um, their place in society, their ability to go buy food in the store. All these things are, it’s, it’s, it’s like a, a dystopian society to me. And I don’t think people realize that because it comes on in small waves that get you conditioned to being okay with this and then this, and then this, and then this will. And, um, man, it’s, it’s wild. But, you know, if you want the vaccine, go get it. I, that’s fine. I’d rather you not, because hey, if something did happen, you can’t really reverse that. But don’t force it on to me or, you know, my loved ones and, and don’t make me out to be a bad person because of it. Cause if it works, then you’re fine. Then you shouldn’t worry about me.

Sevan Matossian (05:42):

Uh, by the way, as Jim Clea says nine, uh, um, uh, seven out of eight of those guys were at January 6th storming the Capitol. Uh, and that’s a joke. That’s a joke. And then, and then look at, and then look at pink. I want you to look at, at, on the opposite end of this, we have pink the artist. And, um, what a fucking joke. Did I send an exact link to the cl to the things? Well,

Caleb Beaver (06:10):

Yeah, it popped up. I don’t know what happened

Sevan Matossian (06:11):

To it. I think it did on the bottom. I can get it for you too, in the private chat if you want. It’s so crazy. I know. She is such a clown. What a joke of a fucking,

Caleb Beaver (06:22):

Every time I click on it, it just goes to her.

Sevan Matossian (06:26):

Oh, her page. Yeah. Here I I I I got it right here. Don’t worry.

Caleb Beaver (06:30):

It’s almost like it’s gone.

Sevan Matossian (06:31):

I got it here. Right here. Bam. Uh, pink partnership with Pfizer Inc. And then it says hashtag ad. It’s so easy not to support fucking douche nozzles like this. And, and she wears cross earrings. Her. God told her, her God told her to go out and get the injection. Unfortunately, I was unaware of the first time I got covid. 19. So it’s super important to me that everyone knows what risk factors may put them at high risk too. This is why I want to help people know plan go. When it comes to Covid 19, know your risk for severe covid plan. What to do if Covid 19 strikes

Caleb Beaver (07:35):


Sevan Matossian (07:35):

Holy shit.

Caleb Beaver (07:39):

It’s not a bong.

Sevan Matossian (07:40):

Oh my. I know. It’s so crazy. Who is that? Who is that dude? That’s, uh, that’s pink. That’s the artist. That’s like the badass artist who like dates the motorcycle. Dude, she’s a fucking sellout of the highest order. What a joke. What a joke. Probably just a complete retard. Probably completely clueless of, uh, of, of, of the damage she’s caused. I I wonder if there’s one person who saw that she took it and that pushed them over the edge and they took it and they died. Yeah. One of my family members got blood clots and ended up, uh, getting a hysterectomy because the military made it mandatory. That had, that had nothing to do with the vaccine though, don’t worry. Oh,

Caleb Beaver (08:38):

It has their uterus removed because of that.

Sevan Matossian (08:41):


Caleb Beaver (08:42):

I guess. Oh, I guess it blood clot and their maybe.

Sevan Matossian (08:45):

I know she used to be punk rock. It’s a punk rock. It’s so trippy. What has happened? What has happened?

Caleb Beaver (08:54):

Tragedy. I

Sevan Matossian (08:56):

Wanna show Go ahead.

Caleb Beaver (08:58):

Every time I tried to click on that link, it would show it and then it would like disappear. Like it would, like,

Sevan Matossian (09:04):

I I, you know, you can’t repost paid ads either, which is a trip. Like you can’t repost stuff that’s paid or cuz sometimes, or I can’t even find links to ’em sometimes. Sometimes. Like I’ll see something cool on there. Yeah. You know, like something like something they’re selling in a shop there that turns a rock into a necklace and I wanna send it to my wife. Maybe, I don’t know,


Progress something for my kids to play with. And, uh, and I can’t do it. Uh, I want you to see this 4 53. And some of you, this is gonna be like one of those things that, um, only 1% of you might get. Uh, but I’m telling you, it’s so fucking true. This is gonna be the clip they’re gonna play in 10 years. Um, I I know it’s no big deal. It’s only CrossFit. Like who cares? But this is the crossfit.com black page, meaning that’s what we used to call it when I worked at CrossFit Inc. This is the page, um, where you don’t put anything on that distracts from the methodology. We, we had a rule there. You never let anything cross the barrier, um, from games into uh, dot com. Because once you do, you know that it’s been bought. This is a giant sign that training’s been compromised.


It’s over. I am showing you the artifact that is the beginning of the end of CrossFit Inc. I swear to you, you are looking at it. I’m not being dramatic. You are staring at it. Right? Dead in the face. This is CrossFit dot com’s Instagram account selling you fucking shit food Seon I eat there. You can make clean cho clean choices there. There’s plenty of fucking arguments. Plenty of fucking arguments that seed oils are worse than sugar. If you are still eating seed oil, seed oils, if you don’t look at the back of every fucking package of everything you buy, you, you, you better start. You better fucking start. Yeah. You better fucking start. You better not be feeding those to your kids. You’re gonna make ’em fat and they’re never gonna come back. They’re never gonna come back. This is completely insane. So this is something that Leaf Edmondson, the guy who worked there, this would, this would’ve never happened if he was there. This is, this is a fucking scary, scary day for the CrossFit brand. I I, I can’t emphasize to you how bad the media department is there. Whoever’s in charge that Allison lady, she belongs to Chris Steeler’s gym, which I don’t only, which I think is an affiliate, just so it can get search engine optimization, but it’s not actually an affiliate.


It some, there’s some, there’s some screwball shit going on over there. Bad, bad, bad move. This is a no one. This is this. There’s no one at the helm anymore. People. This is the beginning of the end. If you liked that brand, it’s done. It’s toast. Uh, d dick butter. It’s Don’s fault. Just admit it. Stop sucking his nuts. Um, I will not stop sucking his nuts. Oh, that could be a Dr. Seuss thing. Stop sucking his nuts. I will not stop sucking his nuts. You cannot make me stop sucking his nuts. His nuts are my nuts. Nuts are fun. Nuts are not dumb. Dick butter. Go back to your mother. Uh

Caleb Beaver (12:40):


Sevan Matossian (12:40):

Yeah. Thank you. This is, this is, uh, oh. And, and that also shows that I’m not homophobic either. Just to stay

Caleb Beaver (12:48):

Another great example. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (12:49):

Thank you. Thank you. I love nuts. I love sucking Don’s nuts. Uh, it, um, gay Dr six

Caleb Beaver (12:58):

<laugh> <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (13:00):

This is fu this is so fucked up, dude. God, I used to love going to Chipotle. There was one right by my house in Berkeley,

Caleb Beaver (13:09):


Sevan Matossian (13:10):

The Chipotle is what? How do you say it?

Caleb Beaver (13:12):


Sevan Matossian (13:13):

Chipotle. Chipotle. I don’t think it ma Hey, can you, no one ever messes up McDonald’s, right?

Caleb Beaver (13:22):


Sevan Matossian (13:25):

So this

Caleb Beaver (13:25):

Is like French,

Sevan Matossian (13:28):


Caleb Beaver (13:30):


Sevan Matossian (13:32):

Uh, Hey, that’s, I’m, I’m torn. They need sponsors. Great. Yeah. Get all the sponsors you want. You do not understand what I’m saying. Spiegel. Do not let them cross the barrier. See how it’s in the, it’s on the CrossFit Instagram pile. As much of that shit up as you want at the games. All of it. Listen to me. People pile all of that up at the games. Never let that into the, it’s, it’s, it’s in the methodology. The L one is done. I cannot recommend the L one anymore. The L one is done. It’s compromised. They’re they’re bought. They’re this, this, they’re bought. They are done. You have to donezo. It’s done. They, the methodology has now taken money. It always starts off with, well, a little bit of the vaccine is okay for the elderly population.


There’s, there’s, there’s nothing in this. There’s nothing at Chipotle, Chipotle that lines up with the CrossFit, uh, methodology. There’s, there’s nothing over there that they have to offer. Nothing. You’re not listening. Step on. Sponsors want exposure. You’re not listening. You’re not fucking listening. You’re not fucking listening. Here, I’ll, I’ll give you a metaphor for it. They, they’re basically, they’re basically this. If, if someone said, um, I, I don’t, I don’t have a paper street coffee tattoo or a California hormones tattoo on my body. It’s not, it, it’s not. If I did, it would be a forever thing for me. It would be a forever. That’s what you do when you let Chipotle in. They’re now a forever mark on CrossFit. They’re now influencing what is CrossFit? If CrossFit, if CrossFit was something they’re now influencing it.


It’s like, it’s like putting a chemical in the water and a frog grows a third leg. Uh, a fourth leg. A fifth leg. Yeah. They’ve cross-contaminated. Yeah, completely. It’s fucked. It’s done. It’s the beginning. I swear to you. That’s it. It’s over. It’s over you. It it, it shit’s weird. Shit’s gonna, oh dude, I’m listening every day. Well, thank you. I appreciate your loyalty. I want CrossFit to get as much money as they fucking can. Get rich sell steroids on your games page. Do it. Sell crack cocaine. I don’t care. Do you never let that stuff into the house, into the cell? It’s now one of the organelles like that. Like that organelles.

Caleb Beaver (16:08):

That’s a good word.

Sevan Matossian (16:09):

Thank you. No, I don’t have any tattoos.


Two minutes after the Reebok deal, Greg made fun of them for putting out butt sculpting shoes. Exactly. Uh, organelles any number of organized or specialized structures within a living cell. Yeah. They’ve let it inside a living, the living cell of what is CrossFit. But more importantly, well, not more importantly, equally important that they’re, that’s it, they’re done. Is um, it, it, it shows who’s running the show. It’s just, it’s just, there’s no one there. Who knows anymore? There’s not enough people there who know. When I used to work at the home for disabled adults, if there were like five of them there and me, like, I would start feeling retarded. But as soon as there were like four or five staff there, if we had a one-to-one ratio, I’d feel like something changed. Like, oh, the brain power’s elevated. I’m not retarded anymore. It’s so weird.

Caleb Beaver (17:09):

It’s like when I hang out with my friends who have kids and all they do is hang out with their kid, like their baby baby kids. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you start having conversations with them like adult to adult. Yeah. And they start talking to you like they’re talking to their kids.

Sevan Matossian (17:22):

Hi Caleb.

Caleb Beaver (17:24):


Sevan Matossian (17:24):


Caleb Beaver (17:25):

It’s fucking trip dude. Like I did.

Sevan Matossian (17:28):

You like some oatmeal, Caleb?

Caleb Beaver (17:30):


Sevan Matossian (17:31):

<laugh>. Caleb, go sit in the chair. I’ll bring you some oatmeal. And then they tuck a napkin in your shirt.

Caleb Beaver (17:36):

<laugh>. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. Like, I met my niece yesterday for the first, I haven’t seen her in like a long time, obviously. And I was like, what’s up dude? Like my niece is like 10 months old. And I was talking to like an adult and like, her mom comes in, her mom’s like, oh my gosh. Hi. How are you? How are you, Caleb? Oh my gosh. Hi. Little one. And I’m like, what is the fuck this? Like, I forgot how to talk to children, but like, when she came in, I was like, this is what it’s like.

Sevan Matossian (18:01):

You don’t have to do that. Don’t do that. Children don’t like that <laugh>. No kid wants me to talk to you like that. Yeah. That’s why you talk to your kids like a normal person. Not too normal though. I fuck my kids up a little bit. I think they have, they have some potty mouth.

Caleb Beaver (18:16):

Yeah. I probably said a hundred cuss words. Just in a span of 10 minutes of hanging out with that child.

Sevan Matossian (18:23):

Yeah. When you left, they’re like, uh, mom, uncle Caleb, uh, has potty mouth.

Caleb Beaver (18:28):

They Yeah. She’s probably just saying fuck. All of a sudden that’s her first work.

Sevan Matossian (18:33):

Oh, how old is she?

Caleb Beaver (18:34):

10 months.

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

Oh yeah. It’s fucked over there at CrossFit. I’m sorry if you’re an affiliate. I’m just telling you now you want to get ahead of the curb. Don’t do the opposite of what Jason Kapa did. Just jump off the ship. What he, what the fuck is he doing? He’s coming on the show. We got him scheduled. I have no fucking idea. What he’s doing now is not the time to re affiliate. Sorry. Chris Cooper fucked up too. Love him too. Dom mistake. I know Don’s cool. I love Don. I got who nuts in my mouth right now, but, and they’re wonderful nuts. Um,

Caleb Beaver (19:12):

Freshly shaven,

Sevan Matossian (19:13):

But it’s toast. Okay. So, and you guys can just know, you guys can just know. Um, it’s, it’s coming now here. Uh, the, the irony, you’re gonna love this. The irony is, um, uh, let me see if I can find it.


The irony is, um, uh, I had some, oh, the irony is four 60. Look at four 60. These two gems. These two gems I was told de affiliated. But they’re still doing the open. Yeah. Don is, uh, uh, Don is Teabagging. Seon. Yeah, that’s fair. I brother, I I understand. Uh, uh, Buffalo’s home of fitness built on inclusion. Uhoh, you’re gen your your fitness is built on inclusion. Why can’t God. Hi, I’m Seon Matossian. My card vascular system is, my cardiovascular system is built around my heart. How can I help you? God, these people are retarded. Anyway, scroll down a little bit. Hey, when you see that they’re, they’re, um, home to inclusion, you should just know that these people are racist homophobes. Oh yeah. Look at the overcompensating. Look at 23.1.

Caleb Beaver (20:51):

They have shirts that say Antiope Open Club.

Sevan Matossian (20:54):

They do.

Caleb Beaver (20:55):

Yeah. Right here.

Sevan Matossian (20:58):

Oh my goodness. That everything has to be, and look at the purple hair. Good job, guys. So all I just think is, is that, um, they have no, they have no values. They have no, no, this is no integrity. Jim, what’s the name of it again? How the fuck are you piggybacking off of something if you de affiliate Nickels, city Athletics. No sign of CrossFit anywhere. You know, they do CrossFit, you know that they have the open

Caleb Beaver (21:28):

Anything that says athletics or like Fit is definitely a crossroad gym without being affiliated.

Sevan Matossian (21:34):

Yeah. And then, and then, then, then there’s another one. Lumber, lumber City or something.

Caleb Beaver (21:40):

It’s also hilarious because of the gym that they’re going to next week for the Open is, I think technically not really affiliated.

Sevan Matossian (21:47):

No shit.

Caleb Beaver (21:49):

It’s like Big O Fitness, home of CrossFit, Omaha.

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

Oh, oh, oh yeah, that’s, uh, l uh, lumber. At least I’m okay with that. They’re probably paying affiliate fees. Lumber City athletics. No sign of the word CrossFit. Scroll down a little bit. I think these douche nozzle. Yep. There it is. Open 23 A. Do you have no shame? God, you guys are tools. I betcha they, I betcha they do equity too.

Caleb Beaver (22:27):

Hmm. That one’s not as bad as the other one. But

Sevan Matossian (22:31):

17 months to the non-complete non-compete clause is done for Greg. Let’s see what happens.

Caleb Beaver (22:39):

And then he is gonna own all the athletic clubs.

Sevan Matossian (22:42):

Uh, no, no. Nicole Carroll in the training department, uh, who in the fuck knows what Dave’s position is? Head of growth and, um, and, uh, and, and, and some, some guy who’s I, I don’t know who it is, but he definitely, he didn’t work there when I was worked there head of training. And now Chipotle has infiltrated the training department. It’s fucking amazing. I didn’t think, I didn’t see it coming just like that, that fast. Um, we’ve talked about Kate Gordon’s podcast before 4 62, and someone sent me there yesterday and they said, Hey, it’s gonna be one on oral sex. I think you would really like it. And I listened to it at, um, 1.75 time. I dunno if you guys have ever done that. I’ve never done that. It was kind of crazy.


But basically the takeaway is the first ha the first half of the podcast is her talking about how, um, watching her boyfriend have sex with other women can be hard sometimes. But she’s, but she’s working through it. It’s kind of weird. She views se sometimes. I think she may, and Kate used to be on the show a bunch. It’s almost like hearing someone talk about, um, doing CrossFit. Like, because it’s uncomfortable watching other chicks. Blower husband, um, or her boyfriend. She does it anyway. Knowing that the, that hard thing will help her get through shit. I don’t know if she’s doing it to like, some sort of enlightenment or like self emotional abuse. You know, like some people like to be hit. Um, I, I like a little, I I like some emotional intensity. I guess I like the things that are intense emotionally. But she basically, the, the first half is about dealing with watching like your, your, your boyfriend coming home from dates and smelling like other women’s pussies. And then the second half is her going into detail about the for, uh, how she’s now learned how to have orgasm through oral sex.


And the takeaway from that is, is that you need to have an orgasm first. Um, before, uh, you, you need to have an orgasm first before he starts giving you, or she starts giving you oral sex. And then the second one open

Caleb Beaver (25:02):


Sevan Matossian (25:02):

Plus gates first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s like she could, I knew that by the way. You, you all girls should always just have an orgasm even before you come in the room. Let me know when you’ve had one or seven. I’ll be in there after that.

Caleb Beaver (25:16):


Sevan Matossian (25:18):

Thank you.

Caleb Beaver (25:23):

We’ll be done in 10 seconds.

Sevan Matossian (25:25):

Yeah. I’ll prime the pump for me. Um, speaking of, uh, orgasms, if you need a, um, what’s that called? Something that stops you from having sex? Like a, is there some food they give you that that can,

Caleb Beaver (25:42):

When it say a chastity belt,

Sevan Matossian (25:44):

<laugh> Yeah, like a chastity belt? Well, here’s something that 4 66 will, uh, definitely. Um, if you’re, if you, if you’re feeling distracted and you want to have sex, just watch this. This will quickly, uh, change your mind. This is a convention of, uh, Mrs. Clauses and they’re talking about how they should behave as Mrs. Claus and this lady, uh, radical PhD Chicago feminist at a Santa training, um, camp.

Dr. Claus (26:10):

When he’s not there, she’s in charge. Um, she takes care of him like any good wife. You know, I’m Dr. Claus. Like I am not the wife. <laugh>, like I have my PhD. You’re not gonna call me Mrs. Claus. I’m Dr. Claus. My spouse is trans and I’m queer. Like, actually, when we, we come together, I really want to not bring up the fact that we’re married and instead we emphasize like Santa’s got a job and I’ve got a job, and we work together and really make that space for folks when he’s not there.

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

So she doesn’t, the other lady saying like, Hey, uh, as Mrs. Claus, you have to let everyone know that when he’s not there, um, uh, you, you’re cleaning up and shit. And that when he is there, you take care of him. Like bring him food and stuff. And, and this lady’s like, no. Fuck that. I’m doctor, I’m Mrs. Doctor Claus. I’m Doctor Claus.

Caleb Beaver (27:01):

He’s poor old women are just like doing that for fun. This is like their book club. And this lady just comes in and ruins it for everybody.

Sevan Matossian (27:13):

Oh, Brandon Wadell fucking dropping bombs. Uh, Santa isn’t real. Just like being trans isn’t real.

Caleb Beaver (27:22):

How dare you children cover your ears.

Sevan Matossian (27:26):

Uh, uhoh Uhoh. I’m sensing something weird here. Douglas bubble trousers. No,

Caleb Beaver (27:34):

No way. No, no way. No, no fucking way. Dude.

Sevan Matossian (27:41):

The, the thing is, what he’s saying is just let these old ladies enjoy things. Yeah. Just like, we’ll let you enjoy playing trans. Just don’t push it on our like Well, I was gonna say, don’t don’t push it on our kids, but they, the ironies, they push Santa on our kids

Caleb Beaver (27:57):


Sevan Matossian (27:58):

Oh. How did they get that walrus to wear a sweater? Geez. Louise

Caleb Beaver (28:02):


Sevan Matossian (28:05):

Yeah. That lady, that lady loves the cookies part of Christmas. That’s for sure. Uh, the, uh, the, uh, Nintendo, that’s an African name. Um, uh, uh, this is asinine. The whole show is asinine. The whole, this whole show is asinine show. Uh, one of my guys I work with told me his 12 year old daughter wants to be trans. It, it is like that. Like, uh, two years ago they all wanted to be YouTubers and that fucking sucked. And now they all wanna be trans. I’ll take YouTuber. This is asinine. 4 99. Trish. Trish getting a little fucking frisky with the money.

Caleb Beaver (28:55):

Did Trish change her name from Nintendo to Trish in the last 30 seconds? Cause she just said the exact same thing.

Sevan Matossian (29:02):

Woke, woke Santa. Okay. Uh, back to four 70 penis. I think she ate Santa. Whoa. Sean Newton

Caleb Beaver (29:17):


Sevan Matossian (29:18):

Solid. Hey, the comments like, are half the show. Like, honestly, there’s so many, there’s so many great lines. Oh, this is so good. I love this. This is a great joke. Here we go.

Video Played (29:30):

You know what happens when a Jewish guy, uh, wa walks into a brick wall with a full erection? What? He breaks his nose.

Caleb Beaver (29:39):


Video Played (29:41):

You know what happens when a Jewish guy, uh, walk walks into a brick wall with a full erection? What? He breaks his nose.

Caleb Beaver (29:50):

<laugh>, half of that joke is his face.

Sevan Matossian (29:56): Would you rather be a Jew and or, or Asian? And everyone’s making.

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