Sevan Matossian (00:03):
Bam. We’re live text thread’s going off this morning. Huh?
Caleb Beaver (00:07):
Jesus. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (00:10):
It’s kind of fun. Uh, I, I don’t know how to, I don’t know how to phrase it. It’s kind of like going to like a a, I imagine like you’re watching NASCAR and a car crashes and you’re bummed, but not so bummed that you don’t watch it 600 times in slow motion.
Caleb Beaver (00:35):
Yeah, I agree. Somebody said, somebody said that they like, felt bad about it. I was like, I hon I don’t, I don’t really feel too bad about it. <laugh>. I think it’s one, it’s kind of funny. I mean, it’s not like anybody got hurt.
Sevan Matossian (00:50):
Well, it, it’s, yeah. Right. Good. I like that. It’s not like anyone got hurt. Hey, if you do, um,
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If you do, I mean, this is, I, I say this with peace and love. If you do d e I hires you get d e i results. Um, I, I remember, uh, I don’t know, in the last year, someone over there made a video, maybe I could even find it. Um, it was something like, uh, 13 of the 17 people on the CrossFit games media team are women. And they did like a whole expose on it, <laugh>. And I just, I knew, I knew at that point. It was like, uh, yeah, I knew it was Baba Bowie. It was, uh, and then I know, I, I, you know, I’ve been telling you guys for two years there. Wait, poor Adrian. Oh, today. Yeah. Yeah. They’re nice. Good job. Uh, today, 13 of the 17 CrossFit games media team members are women and one of their leaders, uh, is CrossFit games content operations manager, Emily O’Hern, and someone over there also, uh, um, fuck their way to the top of the, uh, from what I hear, fuck their way to the top of the totem pole too. So how’s that? And if there’s one, you know what they say? Where their smoke
Caleb Beaver (02:12):
There, there there’s fire.
Sevan Matossian (02:14):
Yeah. I mean, it’s, it’s just absolutely hilarious. Oi, who’s that? Lemme see who that is. What’s that girl’s name?
Caleb Beaver (02:22):
Lindsay Miller.
Sevan Matossian (02:24):
I don’t know her. Uh, so they’re celebrating, uh, d e I high that, that chick school shit, I worked with her. I worked like very close with her. That’s, um, Lillian Fuentez. None of those other people I worked with. Lemme see. Oh, I worked with, uh, that other dude too. I, um,
Caleb Beaver (02:41):
Really tall guy.
Sevan Matossian (02:42):
Yeah. What the fuck’s his name? Oh, it’s too early. Yeah. I would consider him a friend. Even
Caleb Beaver (02:47):
Michael.
Sevan Matossian (02:48):
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Michael Dalton. Sorry, Mr. Dalton. Yeah. I enjoyed working with him a lot. I went to China with him. He’s a cool dude team, crazy team player, crazy player. But, uh, but boy, I wonder how he tolerates all that.
Caleb Beaver (03:07):
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him talk,
Sevan Matossian (03:09):
Uh, Ladia. I’m the only chick at my job, and I hate when people are like, oh, you’re a woman in this field. Wow. I prefer them to treat me like everyone else and be like, wow, you’re so good at your job. I like
Caleb Beaver (03:20):
That. Yeah. My wife’s the same way. She’s a firefighter, obviously. And so whenever we hang out with people who are not, like in our jo, like in our career fields, like working in the hospital, working in the fire department, like, oh my gosh, you’re a firefighter and you’re, you’re a female firefighter. What is that like? Oh my gosh. It’s, she’s like, I’m a fucking firefighter. <laugh>. Like, I do the job just like everybody else.
Sevan Matossian (03:45):
On, on, on some, there is like this component, like, oh shit, you’re like this, like this chick right here. Like, she has long hair ladia. And if you were like, Hey, uh, you’re, you’re, you have long hair and you work around all that heavy machinery, you know, like, I, like I can, um, Hey, what’s it like being surrounded by penises all day? I mean, I, I think that there’s some, I don’t know, merit to the question, but I, but I see what you’re saying. Yeah. I remember, uh, one, one time Greg told me that, um, the reason why he never talks about his limp ever is because, you know, you grow up with people saying, oh, that you, that’s really that guy. That kid’s really good for a kid with a limp or a kid with polio, and he hated that shit. Right? Like, fuck
Caleb Beaver (04:25):
You, it’s a handicap. Yeah. They, they placed a handicap on them.
Sevan Matossian (04:29):
Yeah. And I, he hated that shit he told me. And I was like, wow. No one’s ever said I, no, it’s, it’s funny, there’s levels to this shit, right? Because I can’t remember anyone ever saying it’s God, someone’s really good at that <laugh>
Caleb Beaver (04:43):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (04:45):
Uh, but, but, but they really, uh, they got, um, they got basically Adrian Bosman there. And then, I’m trying to think. And then they got, I mean, I mean, literally that girl, Emil O’Hern was a fucking intern, uh, when I, I think when I got fired even. And, and she was dating the dude. She, she had a husband, and I think she, what I heard is she had a husband and she was dating a dude on our team. And then somehow her and that dude are now at the top of the food chain, both cl uh, I mean, I wonder how, I wonder who’s head of the marketing department today, and if they, I think, oh, no, no, it’s, it’s a girl, not Mike O’Hern. Emily O’Hern. I wonder if, um, uh, I, I wonder what happens. I want, man, that the lady in charge is her name. Alison, I don’t know who even who’s in charge there anymore, but I wonder, she must have sent out the nastiest email. I wonder if anyone’s gonna get fired. Their Instagram was a complete disaster. They’re getting destroyed on Twitter too. Really? Poor Adrian. Yeah. Adrian’s like a fucking, uh,
(05:58):
God. He’s so effective. And he’s such a high powered tool surrounded by people who have like little hands that can’t operate the machinery. I mean, he’s, it’s weird. I wonder how he’s doing this morning. I may even call him after the show. Hey, Adrian. Uh, I’m sorry. Everything got fucked up. It was great for my podcast. And I’m sorry you got stuck with, uh, douche nozzles. <laugh>. Wanna start using that word more? Douche nozzles. Nozzle. That’s the nozzle on the end of a douche, I think. Yeah. Douche nozzle. No, I don’t think it’s Bo’s fault either. Can you pull up the CrossFit gains post? You know, I’ll tell you one more thing that I, I think is going on here. So, um, bill and Katie take tremendous pride in everything that they do, and I think that they had someone, yeah, good morning, Mr. Halpin. Uh, I think that they had someone at the event last night, for those of who don’t know, those of who aren’t CrossFitters. Last night was the, uh, beginning CrossFit has this thing called the CrossFit Games. And they, they choose the fittest person in the world. And yesterday they had these two insanely fit women got superstars in our little community. Laura Hvat and Gabby Mago. I mean, Laura’s like a, I would say she’s already like hall of fame legend material, wouldn’t you?
Caleb Beaver (07:12):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:13):
And, uh, she, she went out to, um, Spain to do this. And it’s supposed to be a big launch in our community. Rallies behind it. It’s supposed to be fun. And there was just like a dozen errors that we went over yesterday. But one of the major errors is they put the wrong weights on the barbells. So these ladies imagine like an NFL football game, and they played a whole game with the wrong size football, and they had to run the Super Bowl back. It’s a, it’s a little bit exaggeration, but it, but, but it’s close. There’s something in there. There’s, there’s some spirit of what I’m saying. That’s true.
Caleb Beaver (07:45):
The yard markers were marked out improperly. It was like two feet instead of three feet.
Sevan Matossian (07:50):
Yeah. <laugh>. Uh, cause because there’s, it, it, there isn’t one boss there anymore. That’s the thing, Adam. So it used to be, if this was Dave, this would be Dave’s fault, but it’s not like that anymore. The whole thing’s like fractured and, and Boz is surrounded by d e I hires, he’s surrounded by woke topia. You have to understand that like people like are, are on his team and the, just think of how they got rid, dude. They got rid of so many great people. The guy they just recently fired the head of publishing, did all the programming and publishing for CrossFit for fucking, as long as I was there, almost, he, um, Adrian would’ve even run the workouts by this guy. This guy would’ve probably sent a note, Hey, make sure you check kilos to pounds. I mean, this thing, uh, it’s nuts. It is nuts.
(08:45):
Um, but, uh, they wrote, look at, I want you to see this comment, uh, what they wrote here. It says, it’s a picture of Laura Hvat, which is pretty funny. Uh, the, the women’s, uh, the women’s barbells were mis loaded during the live announcement of open test 23.1, which resulted in them lifting a weight that was lighter than prescribed. The barbells weighed 38 kilograms instead of the prescribed 43 kilograms. I’m gonna get back to this rogue thing in Bill and Katie, here, here we go. Despite an incredible effort in front of a global audience, I’m not sure if they’re talking about their team or the, um, by the way, that girl should be wearing a CEO shirt. Definitely. Despite what?
Caleb Beaver (09:26):
Definitely,
Sevan Matossian (09:26):
Yeah. Uh, despite an incredible effort in front of a global audience, unfortunately, due to CrossFit’s mistake, um, Gabby and Laura. Oh, a mistake. Who, who’s com Graz Grazi. Anyway, Laura and Gabby’s this girl. Oh, she did it too.
Caleb Beaver (09:41):
Well, she was, she was like in the initial, like the normal people workout.
Sevan Matossian (09:46):
Oh, w is she really normal or does she, are they like, does she have AIDS or blind or some shit? No, she’s, she got
Caleb Beaver (09:52):
Something. She’s normal.
Sevan Matossian (09:53):
Oh. Uh, sev people with AIDS and who are blind are normal. Okay, fine. I, sorry.
Caleb Beaver (10:01):
I guess I don’t know if she has aids, but she presents as normal.
Sevan Matossian (10:04):
You’re such a, you’re such a real journalist. It was then here we go. Then for a second time it was solely CrossFit’s responsibility. Well, that’s, that’s a weird, that’s a weird line to load the barbell to correct the, uh, to the correct weight. And we apologize for the error. Um, by the way, if you see this post on Twitter, CrossFit gets destroyed on Twitter. But the thing is, this Bill and Katie don’t want any of this falling on them. And I think they have someone there that’s called like a equipment manager. Yeah. And I guarantee, uh, and I can’t guarantee I would, I would be willing to bet that they were so angry because they don’t even want to be affiliated with shit shows. And, um, and, and, and I betcha that was for them. I betcha they, they doubled down on taking responsibility. And I betcha they even ran this post by Bill and Katie.
Caleb Beaver (11:00):
I think it was pretty similar when the semi-finals had the issues last year,
Sevan Matossian (11:04):
Like with the, with the rope that Scott got hurt on.
Caleb Beaver (11:08):
Yeah. And then the, I think <crosstalk> with that too, the other part too. Yeah, I remember seeing that, that rep just like fuming,
Sevan Matossian (11:17):
Uh, Dudley, uh, Walden, uh, Don Fallon needs to hop on the YouTube channel, take full responsibility and say it won’t happen again. Or, um, just fire those people. Get, I mean, or demote those people. Those people are horrible at their job.
Caleb Beaver (11:28):
I didn’t think Don Fall had anything to do with the games, though.
Sevan Matossian (11:32):
I, I, I don’t think he’s a games East Easter, that, that was a term that we used internally. He’s not a Gamesa Gamesa were people who just thought CrossFit were the games and they worked with us. We’d call him games. Iass.
Caleb Beaver (11:42):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. I feel bad for this lady. She had like, basically nothing to do with it. And she just, she even did the workout scale, I think. And she, uh, they just lumped her in with this whole mistake. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (11:55):
That may well click her, click on her, uh, thing. Let’s see. She has nice skin, nice nose, nice nostrils. She’s got, she got a nice butt. Oh yeah, she’s normal. It’s all get out. Oh, don’t feel sorry for her. She’s stoked. Lemme see how many followers she has.
Sevan Matossian (12:13):
Yeah, she’s good. She’s good.
Sevan Matossian (12:19):
Uh, fuck it. Let them slide. There’s no way They don’t make quarter finals anyway. No need to mess up their training cycle. Um, uh, you know what I was thinking, like the other option would be to change the weights. I remember at the CrossFit games one year, Dave, I don’t remember what it wa we were out on the soccer. No, not the soccer field, or not the indoor stadium. It was in Carson. It was that, whatever that other field is. And there was a rep scheme, uh, Caleb. It was like 50 bar muscle ups and 75 thrusters. And then he, he announced it. He said 75 bar muscle ups, 50 thrusters. He announced it backwards and we ran it. We went with it <laugh>, fuck it. And the whole event went backwards.
Caleb Beaver (13:04):
Oh, that’s weird, huh. I suppose you could do that. Does anybody else know that it’s wrong? You’re just like, fuck it, it’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (13:13):
I mean, the thing is to, the thing is Adrian was yelling at Dave as I recall, now that I think about it, it was either Adrian or Chuck was yelling at Dave and I was right there. It’s wrong, it’s wrong. And Dave was like, shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? Like, like
Caleb Beaver (13:29):
<laugh>, I could see
Sevan Matossian (13:30):
Don’t talk to me now. Don’t talk to me now.
Caleb Beaver (13:34):
It’s like, I know it’s
Sevan Matossian (13:35):
Wrong. And it just went. And I got, I I think it might even be in one of the behind the scenes. It was so funny.
Caleb Beaver (13:41):
That’d be fucking hilarious to watch.
Sevan Matossian (13:43):
I’m starting to fall in love with, uh, Mike Halpin.
Caleb Beaver (13:46):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (13:47):
Yeah. Uh, if they take a last place, they don’t qualify. It’s only three events and it would impact their, uh, worldwide ranking. There’s a lot counting on the test being done correctly. So I guess those are, are those there only three options? Give ’em a pass. Have ’em do it again. Change the workout. <laugh>. I, dude, I’m so, I’m so for voting, for changing the workout,
Caleb Beaver (14:17):
But then the lady’s weight would be lighter and the men’s weight would stay the same.
Sevan Matossian (14:21):
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Hey, it would be like if, um, I mean now it’s too late. They had to do that on the fly. But it’s like, if, if like a team kicked a field goal and then you realize the posts were too low, but it was the first fuel goal of the game, so then you just fucking lowered the field goal on the other side. <laugh>,
Caleb Beaver (14:39):
Everybody gets lower field goals. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (14:41):
We’re good. Roll with it. Uh, yeah, so the open does matter now. You’re right.
(14:50):
Oh my goodness. I think that they’re at, uh, 270,000 registrants. Um, this, this Dan Bailey had to redo the workout when they miscounted his, uh, yeah, I remember that. That was in that someone’s garage at their house and it was cold. Uh, that, that’s a, um, that’s an error. But for some reason, maybe someone can articulate it better than me. That feels more like, uh, stupid human error and not just fucking negligence. I mean, this is just hardcore negligence. It, it’s, it’s the same thing with all these po like they posted that the scaled weight of the wall ball was 24 pounds. They put up Gabby Maha’s, wrong placement, finishing. I mean, their, their media is just completely falling apart. Uh, isn’t the women’s weight to too late to start with? According to Brian, because of the evolution of the women’s, uh, I dunno. They, yeah. I guess that’s what they say. It’s not too late for me. I’m just getting older and weaker.
Caleb Beaver (15:59):
I think that’s a jr question.
Sevan Matossian (16:06):
Hmm. Uh, just redo the workout. It’s only, uh, 15 minutes. I mean 14 minutes. Yeah. That, that <laugh> Right, right. <laugh>, when you, when you, when you, when you post the wrong thing and then correct it around things like the time domain for the amrap or the weights, it just fucks everything up. Like it would be so much better if you did your, instead of you are, or like mistake gram grammatical mistakes. Like those, those little tiny things are the thing, the things that matter the most are the things that they’re fucking up on. But don’t worry, 13 of their 17 people on their media team are, uh, <laugh> are female. I’m sure it was the males, the four males who fucked it up. I’m sure. Well, a CrossFit searching for 23.1 volunteer responsible for loading the women’s, uh, barbell. Oh, that’s awesome. <laugh>
Caleb Beaver (17:03):
Man named Dante Castro.
Sevan Matossian (17:05):
<laugh>. I wonder, uh, <laugh>, uh, CrossFit, currently looking for this man who went by the name Dante Castro. Other volunteers say he insisted. They call him the Dante Castro. If any of you recognize this man, please tag him. Oh, shit. <laugh>. You should tag him for sure. Uh, paver Street Coffee, hot. Take b k Bkg, uh, is a jinx. He was at both announcements that were fucked up. Fair.
Caleb Beaver (17:32):
Or he is just been around the sport for so long.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
Yeah, man. Who think about all the people that were involved in setting that up. Did, I’m surprised Chase. And, uh, who is the other commentator? Was it Sean?
Caleb Beaver (17:49):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (17:50):
I, I’m so surprised one of them didn’t, uh, spot it
Caleb Beaver (17:54):
Well, I, I
Sevan Matossian (17:56):
Imagine the first person who spotted it, like they probably, they were probably excited, but also had this crazy pit in their stomach. Ooh. I started feeling a pit in my stomach. I’m an empath. Ooh, I didn’t like that.
Caleb Beaver (18:09):
Yeah, I dunno. Well, usually at, I don’t know, at the, I like the semi-finals and stuff. They have a whole team of volunteers that just take care of that for them. And then they have like one guy like headed up all those volunteers saying, Hey, these are the barbells. This is what needs to be set up. But I mean, they’re also doing it on a much larger scale. So I wonder if they just, I don’t know how they do it for open announcements. Do they have a group of volunteers that do it? Or do they just have people that are part of like game staff? Like they’re paid people.
Sevan Matossian (18:40):
It would, it would be fun to find out how it happened, just to hear the whole story. It’s cool. Maybe they’ll make a video on it. <laugh>. <laugh>. Yeah. Maybe,
Caleb Beaver (18:48):
Maybe it’s only four barbells.
Sevan Matossian (18:53):
Oh, it wouldn’t someone in the crowd yell Wrong. Wades dude. No one in, no one outside the bathroom yells. That’s a dude with a penis in the girl’s bathroom. <laugh>. Like, no one’s even willing to do that. Dude. How do you expect, uh, excuse me. There’s an eight year old girl in there and a man with a penis. Uh, can we, can someone do something? No, no. No one even does that. You think anyone’s gonna be like, those weights are wrong. Come on. Yeah,
Caleb Beaver (19:21):
It’s pretty
Sevan Matossian (19:22):
Wild. Such fucking pussy.
Caleb Beaver (19:23):
Everybody in the crowd probably works out in Kilos. They’re in Spain.
Sevan Matossian (19:30):
Uh, not to mention they were both wrong. Yeah, that’s interesting. Both bars were wrong. I didn’t even think of that.
Caleb Beaver (19:36):
Oh shit. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (19:38):
I, Hey dude, you’re not gonna like this Mr. Goss. Oh, there’s Dante. You’re not gonna like this. Dante, uh, I think it was, they were 12 pounds off. I think they were supposed to be, uh, 95 pounds and they were
Caleb Beaver (19:51):
83 or something.
Sevan Matossian (19:52):
Yeah, I think, I think Caleb got it. Oh, good times. Just love it. <laugh>. I I I, I’m gonna be honest, I am enjoying it a hundred percent. I was, I was, uh, um, this is horrible to say, but I was very happy with the, I’m very, me personally, I’m very happy with how the event turned out.
Caleb Beaver (20:18):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (20:19):
Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (20:21):
It was cool.
Sevan Matossian (20:22):
Hey Lucas, there’s a guy Lucas, who works there. He’s, um, he was the guy who kept all the, the journal for Dave with all the workouts in it. I doubt he I seriously doubt that was his fault too. Hey, I w so I wonder if, I don’t ever even remember there being someone who’s like, it’s your job to, I wonder if in the future they’re gonna weigh the weights if they’ll have a scale out there. Like, we don’t give a fuck if you, uh, what, what we loaded, we’re, we’re, we’re weighing these with a scale.
Caleb Beaver (20:53):
Yeah. I wonder how nuclear you get. Like how specific do you start doing things now? Like you can’t really trust anybody to do anything at this point.
Sevan Matossian (21:03):
Scott Schweitzer like Yeah, like Rogue sent you the wrong weights. They painted the wrong number on there.
Caleb Beaver (21:08):
Yeah. The wrong handicap on the barbell.
Sevan Matossian (21:10):
Yeah. You have been, you have been very giddy. Yeah, I’m, I’m am. Absolutely. Uh, oh, I’m Lucas. Oh, I thought you were Barry, Mike Cocker, <laugh>, I can’t even say his name right anymore.
Caleb Beaver (21:21):
<laugh>. You see, somebody else said that. They didn’t realize that until yesterday or today.
Sevan Matossian (21:27):
Good. Oh, was it someone in our text thread?
Caleb Beaver (21:30):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:34):
Um, oh, here we go. Uh, had to weigh the plates before the Rogue Invitational qualifier. Well, that’s the,
Caleb Beaver (21:40):
Well that’s cuz Rogue was running the event.
Sevan Matossian (21:42):
<laugh>. Yeah. I’m telling you Bill and Katie are crazy. Uh, um, focused on making sure the right shit. They get the turnout that they want. I wonder how many d ei hire, I wonder if they do that. If they do, if they, if Rogue did D EI hires, can you do d e I hires in Ohio?
Caleb Beaver (22:05):
I don’t know. You have to ask. Uh,
Sevan Matossian (22:06):
But those, for those of you don’t know what d ei hires are. D i hires. When you hire someone based on their, uh, color of their skin or their sexual orientation, I think those are the two like biggest things. Meaning like, they would hire, like if I loved having cock in my mouth and I also had a penis, I, I could get like hired for a job over someone who just has a penis and likes vagina or, or if they had like too many white guys, they would hire like a black girl or something like that. That’s what, and there’s so much of that going on. I mean, it, it’s, it’s openly, it’s openly, I know of people openly who’ve told me stories of, they’ve been told that specifically at, uh, CrossFit Inc. And, and like, like, like, um, when, uh, Greg sold the company, I was in charge of the media department and they never fucking acknowledged me as charge of the media department. And they, they put a, a black dude and a woman in charge. They went straight to them. People who completely incompetent compared to me. I’m not even saying I I don’t even, and I’m a short Armenian man old, I should have gotten like some old should count for something.
Caleb Beaver (23:16):
Geriatric position.
Sevan Matossian (23:18):
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Look at the, look at our president
Caleb Beaver (23:22):
<laugh>. Somebody asked him a question. If China is, uh,
Sevan Matossian (23:28):
Affirm, oh, maybe that is affirmative. That well affirmative action is when it’s like specifically racist. Like, and you do it specifically on, on skin color. Man. Uh, you know, um, I don’t know her, but Elizabeth Akwa just made a post about how saying she’s the most decorated black female or maybe just the most decorated black skinned like CrossFit athlete. And you know what, like I could give two fucks. I, you know, what I would be interested in though, is what her ethnicity is. I’d be way more interested in what someone’s ethnicity is than the color of their skin. Way more like, what is she, what’s her ethnicity? She sure as fuck doesn’t look. Ethiopian may what, what is she like Kenyon and, uh, Ugandan. Like what? Like what is she like? That’s what I’d be way, I’d be way more interested in that.
Caleb Beaver (24:13):
I don’t know what she is,
Sevan Matossian (24:14):
But if you go to Africa, people, the, the people don’t look anything alike there. It’s not like, it’s just like all black people and they all look the same. It’s nothing like that. The Ethiopians look nothing like the fucking Kenyans nothing. It’s like, would be like comparing like Caleb to Annie Thor’s daughter.
Caleb Beaver (24:30):
I wish I could be compared to Annie Thor’s daughter.
Sevan Matossian (24:35):
She was pretty, she she’s pretty incredible though. Awa or, and, but I’d be way more curious. Like, like, you know what’s interesting that she says that she’s announcing herself as the, the most successful a black athlete is. There was that famous guy recently, the actor from the UK who was in the wire just announced, Hey, stop calling me a black actor. I just wanna be an actor. Like I, I get what she’s doing. But it, it’s Trav. It’s, it’s easy. It’s just the easy path. It’s like microwaving food. It it, it’s gonna backfire on you. A rogue hires all onsite, only in Columbus. They don’t cast a wide net and want everyone in the building. See why I like helping so much
Caleb Beaver (25:20):
Because he knows everything.
Sevan Matossian (25:21):
Yeah. He’s just, uh, Caleb, Annie looks better. Oh, then yeah, her jeans are better than Caleb jeans.
Caleb Beaver (25:33):
All right. I’ll allow it.
Sevan Matossian (25:37):
Her, her gene pool looks small though. I’m gonna tell you that <laugh> the narrow, it’s a narrow bandwidth. If there was like some sort of like virus going around, I’d take, I’d pick fucking Caleb’s jeans. It seems like there’d be a greater variable of him fighting off some shit. Oh, that, that’s cute. Black, blacker blacker. Yeah. You’re a
Caleb Beaver (25:59):
Blacker black actor.
Sevan Matossian (26:00):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (26:02):
I know cuz I tried to apply from Cincinnati about time. We’ll change the subject now that we’re, we got $10. Corey Leonard, uh, to fully get into the spirit of 23.1, I’m loading my barbell with 123 pounds and using a 17 pound wall ball tonight. Inclusive. Well there is that. I do. Honestly, it seems no joke. It does seem right up their alley of like, hey, you know, I really don’t wanna, um, be so narrow minded because, you know, math and numbers are actually racist. You can find school board members saying that on the Pacific, uh, on the west coast of the United States.
Caleb Beaver (26:40):
Math is hard for, for women, apparently.
Sevan Matossian (26:43):
Hey, if, if you’re a good I I would love it. I so want a man to enter the women’s division. I so he’s so good for my show.
Caleb Beaver (26:52):
Do you think people, somebody already has and they just haven’t said anything about it?
Sevan Matossian (26:55):
Yes,
Sevan Matossian (26:56):
I know in the teams for sure. They have
Sevan Matossian (26:58):
Really,
Sevan Matossian (27:00):
There’s for sure been a dude who’s competed at the CrossFit games as a wom, uh, as a woman on the teams, uh, rogue May, oh, here we go. Rogue may not pick their employees by skin color, but there’s a reason they just put Black Smith on, on their giant billboard. Well, he has a great body.
Caleb Beaver (27:19):
So you can see his missing finger better
Sevan Matossian (27:21):
Because the background they wanted to use was white <laugh>. And they knew, they knew that you would never see Vener if you put ’em on a white backdrop.
Sevan Matossian (27:31):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (27:34):
Um, uh, J uh, then you’d be Barry or Cock and me
Sevan Matossian (27:41):
Barry, you are can’t do that one.
Sevan Matossian (27:45):
Uh, sounds like Caleb is broadcasting from the space station. He is.
Caleb Beaver (27:49):
I feel like it.
Sevan Matossian (27:51):
Wow.
Caleb Beaver (27:52):
That’s kind of dope.
Sevan Matossian (27:54):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (27:56):
Dude, they didn’t ch I I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they didn’t choose him cuz he is black. He, he won that event. That’s the, um, that’s that special bar.
Caleb Beaver (28:06):
The Austrian Oak or whatever.
Sevan Matossian (28:08):
My god, that, that’s an incredible photo.
Caleb Beaver (28:12):
That’s fucking the coolest shit.
Sevan Matossian (28:15):
Where that’s on the side of the building in Columbus.
Caleb Beaver (28:18):
Yeah, it’s like right out. I think it’s like, as you enter Columbus, it’s just like this massive probably
Sevan Matossian (28:25):
That’s not a rogue building that’s on some other building. Yeah,
Caleb Beaver (28:29):
It’s like attached to this building. But they have two sides of it. One side is this billboard that ro just like has monopolized and then the other side is something else. I don’t think that Ro has that side
Sevan Matossian (28:40):
Exercise is white supremacy in action.
Caleb Beaver (28:43):
This is like the main side of the building though, so everybody sees it.
Sevan Matossian (28:48):
Oh, look at this. Uh, look at, okay Caleb, I’m gonna show you how smart I am. <laugh>,
Caleb Beaver (28:55):
Please get this right.
Sevan Matossian (28:57):
This is, uh, a, a, a man, uh, with a ethnic name for sure. Um, Hugh Jael
Sevan Matossian (29:05):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (29:08):
And uh, he says CrossFit is a happiness platform. Savon. I understand. And, and, uh, and, and he obviously Mrs. Eric Rosa.
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Wow. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (29:18):
Good morning. Uh,
Sevan Matossian (29:19):
Jessica,
Sevan Matossian (29:24):
Uh, Ronnie Eaton. I hate that such merit-based sport is heading the direction of equity. No, no, you here’s the truth. I think Ronnie though, here’s Ronnie Eaton is that one?
Caleb Beaver (29:34):
Uh hmm.
Sevan Matossian (29:37):
No, I don’t. Could
Sevan Matossian (29:37):
Be, it could be equity produces equal outcome, which is the exact opposite of what competition. So, uh, yeah. I it’s so stupid to be focused on outcome like that. Um, but here’s the thing. I think that it’s actually going the other way to be fair. I’m gonna run out of shit to talk about because Don’s gonna unfuck all that shit. They gotta start by getting rid of that chick in the, their, their cfo chick, and then all those people in the meat.
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