#777 – It’s A Problem | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

We’re live. Almost live. I’m one minute late. No, not live from the skate park. Uh, I am in, where am I? I’m in Trucky, trucky, California. I’m gonna take a picture of this setup I have and post it to my Instagram. I wonder if I can do that right now. Let’s see. My first ever, uh, live post. Oh, I don’t think that’s gonna show so well. Oh, it’s so dark in here, you guys. Maybe I can. That’s it. I carried it. All the trucky carried it. All the trucky. It is cool though that I have this portable system that I can just take everywhere I go. I did not bring Susan and Kayla with me. It is just, uh, me, it is very early here. It’s dark outside. I purposely kept the lights low, hoping that the sun would come up in front of this window and give me some beautiful lighting. I’m not drinking outta my normal cup. I’m not drinking my normal coffee. I’m not. I’m outta my, I’m just outta my normal game. My nose is so dry. I took a shower this morning and just the craziest shit was coming outta my nose.


Oh, Fergie. Good morning, Christine. Young. Good morning, wa zombie. Good morning. I’m even talking a little quieter cause I don’t know who can hear me. And where in the house? Hopefully we get to see Greg walk in butt naked. It it, yeah. I, I can’t rule it out. Nice headphones. Thank you. I’m, uh, I’m reorganizing my, um, studio back home so that I can accommodate, uh, people coming in and doing live shows and just really trying to like up the game, add new cameras, monitors. And this was something that I uncovered. This headset actually uncovered a whole bag of headphones looking smooth. No. Well, you know what, what happens up here is my, um, I usually have like a fro, I have crazy thick hair and I don’t know what’s going on up here in Tahoe, but I got up here yesterday and my hair just like went limp. Poof.


You know what I saw this morning? That scared the shit outta me. But the earth’s, uh, core is now, uh, they think it stopped and started spinning in the other direction. But the more I looked into it, I guess it’s okay. That shit just happened. Really looking. Are you guys kidding me? I look like shit. I look like the fucking un bomber this morning. Maybe it’s the blue shirt. I’m wearing this and I always, you know, I wear the same costume every single day. But th today I’m wearing, um, this is a guest I had on the show. Nice cans. What cans? I got a, I got a cup. Okay. So, uh, where are we? What’s the name of the show? The Sev on podcast. Hi. The casting bed. Uh, the, those red chairs are nice. They are nice. The casting bed. Yeah. That’s where I slept last night. Yep. I made the bed for this show. Usually my wife makes the bed. Uh, your nose is so dry. The Sahara is no longer the world’s, uh, largest desert. Oh my goodness. I get it. Okay. All right. That’s funny.


Savon, will you rub one at Greg’s cabin? I’ll try not to. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a V R B O. Will I rub one out? Will I, I’ll try not to. I’ll try to behave. Dina Martinez. Good morning, se thanks for, uh, making it happen. You’re a good man. I haven’t even done anything yet. I’m just like, I’m still in nervous mode. I’m five minutes into the show. I have nothing organized. I mean, I have all my notes and shit and tabs open and I’m ready to go, but I’m still, the office camera is 10 80 d p casting room cam only seven 20. That’s why we think you’re, no, no. This is, uh, oh. Corey to save the day. Thank God. This camera is also, um, this camera’s also 10 80. This is a fully loaded, uh, 2022 MacBook Pro. And I just ordered the 2023 fully loaded MacBook Pro 16 inch. Corey, hi. Thank you for saving the day. Hi. Good morning. Don’t you have to go somewhere this morning? I saw in the comments, are you driving right now? Oh, good man. And get some exercise. Wow. Wow. Good on you. H how, how, how did you do it? Did you alternate like one minute on each back and forth, or?


Ah, yes. The best training in the world I’ve been, um, I’ve been trying to do, and, and, and I do it on purpose cuz I’m just a baby. But I do, uh, one minute on the runner and one minute on the bike for 30 minutes. And, and, and sometimes I do two minutes. But it, it lets you get your head wrapped around it. Right? Let, lets you go hard and then like, forget the pain a minute or two minutes later and just go back and forth. It’s kind of chicken shit, but I, but I, but I like it. Uh, yeah. Uh, Philip Kelly, this is riveting. I wanna tell you this workout, how much time do you have? Do you have two minutes? Okay, I’m gonna tell you this workout I did the other day that I was like, I told myself, no matter what, don’t share this on the podcast cuz I’m gonna get made fun of. Are you ready? It’s my heavy deadlift workout. Oh shit. David Weed said Corey is much better on mute. Damn. It’s tough crowd. Tough crowd. Okay, ready? So it’s a 30 minute workout. It’s a heavy deadlift workout that’s 30 minutes long. I’m warmed up adequately. Okay.


Can you hear me okay? And, uh, someone’s saying there’s no audio. Okay, so thir, uh, so the first 10 minutes, I do 2 45 on the minute for 10 minutes. Then the next 10 minutes I do 2 25 on the minute. But I do two reps for 10 minutes. And then on the last 10 minutes, I do three le reps with 2 0 5 3 reps for, uh, 10 minutes on the minute. So it ends up being a 30, 40, 30, a 50, 60 deadlifts with the heaviest one being 2 45. And I start heavy and go light, which for me two, like for me 2 45 is, is heavy. So anyway, that’s what I did. What do you think? Too much? And I’m doing it just so I can watch TV at the same time so I can listen to podcasts and prepare for, um, no hotline audio. You guys can’t hear Corey? We can’t hear the caller. Oh shit. I have your How about now? How about now? Wait, I ha why is that? No, what, what’s going on? How about now? Hey. Hey. Can you all hear Corey? No. Wait. Uh, oh. No. I don’t see any mute buttons on Everything’s turned up. Uh, phone’s connected. Oh, what’s this? No, Corey. Count to 10. Can you guys hear? Oh, wait, what’s this? Let me see.


Can you guys hear him now? How about now? Fuck. Four minutes later. Geez. Sorry. Uh, Corey, tell us about your HR blowjobs. Can you guys can’t hear him? Uh, Corey, can you hang up and call back? And I’m gonna let the phone ring and see if they can hear the phone ringing. Okay, Dixie, uh, NOMAS. Oh, that sucks. At least you guys heard my workout. I wonder what’s going on. I have it altered up. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Okay. Can you guys hear the phone ringing? The phone’s ringing now. Can you guys hear that? That annoying ring? Can you guys hear that? Okay. Then I’m gonna come over here. I turn on the, uh, Bluetooth. How about now? I can hear you gr I can hear you great. No. Is it plugged in, sir? I mean, yeah. There, there’s, I I’m not listening to the phone. I have this plugged into this audio board. No ring, no ringing. Well, shit. All right. Thank you. Bye. My goodness. My try changing the input. It’s, it’s, uh, thank you Devesh. Always good advice from the Indian guy for the tech support. It’s, um, it’s Bluetooth. It’s Bluetooth. I guess I, I guess I could,


I guess I could turn the phone off and, um, and, and redo it. What a great show. Today is off to a great, off to a fucking great start. Okay, turn the phone up. Uh, TBF. This is entertaining. What’s that mean? Tbf the back fucking door. I dunno what that is. No, I, I I swear he was here. Corey was here. I swear. Okay, I’m turning the phone back on. Just restart. Just like, shut this podcast down and just restart and, uh, open up a new one. Throw this one away. Is it connecting with the Craig Bluetooth? Yeah. I wouldn’t be able to hear it if it wasn’t, you know, you know what I mean? Because I like, I don’t listen directly to the phone. I listen through the soundboard. So it, it’s, it’s probably something just so stupid. Pairing it up again. Oh, it’s blinking. It says it. Um, yeah, it says it’s connected. All right. Uh, this would never happen. Uh, this would never, wait, wait, wait. What’s going on here? This would never happen on the morning. Chalkup. That hurt. Hurt a little bit. Also, check your browser input now. Stop. Stop, stop. You guys. I’m not doing tech support. I appreciate soundboard turned down. No, all, all the buttons are up. No mute button on.


This is exactly the way I had it in Newport. Should I try calling my mom or something? I’ve never had my mom on the show. You know, I asked her to come on the show. Okay, here we go. Fuck it. Oh, here we go. Thank you Jeff. Here we go. Can you guys hear it ringing? Now? It’s ringing. Can you guys hear it? That annoying ring? Oh, maybe the phone. Oh yeah. Shit. The phone was on mute. How about that? Now can you hear it? I wonder if that mattered. The phone was on mute. I wonder if that mattered. No. Jeff. Hi Jeff. Hello. Now I can’t hear you. Jeff. Jeff, Jeffrey Burchfield. Oh, look, I’ll call him back. I’ve never done that. I’m calling you back, Jeff. How about that? Can you guys hear that? How about that? How about that dumpster fire? Yeah, I, I heard a ring. Can’t hear Jeff. Okay, so we’re, we’re in the game. Yes, you can hear it now. It’s good. I turned the volume up on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew it was some high tech shit. Yes. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You can hear it now? Well, no, someone needs to call. That’s why. Yes. You can stop. Yes. You guys can hear it. It’s fine. Someone needs to clip this. You need to clip it. Okay, here we go.


Should we start with some Black Lives Matter? What should we do this morning? Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. You guys hear that? Yeah. Yes you can. Yes you can. You hear it? Fine. Hello? Good morning. Good morning. I can’t hear it either. Good morning. Oh shit. Now nothing’s working. Now I can’t hear any. Hey, what’s up Travis? How are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you hear me? There we go. Who? Look Daniel Garrity saying, this show’s so bad. I’ll even take Aaron gin at this point. Gin. Gin. Sorry. Gin.

Unknown 1 (12:42):

Jesus. Dang,

Sevan Matossian (12:47):

<laugh>. That’s good. That’s good. Wad, zombie can’t, can’t hear call, can’t hear. Called nothing. Oh, you guys are breaking my heart today. I don’t think this is a Caleb issue. You know what’s funny too is, uh, uh, yesterday, um, we can’t hear Travis yesterday. Travis, um, Suza said, Hey, maybe we should test this shit out. And I’m like, nah, we’re good. No, we’re good. We’re I I got it. Oh, so, okay. So all the levels look good when you talk. Go ahead, say something. Yeah, when you talk, when you talk, I see the Bluetooth, uh, you know, there’s a volume, whatever that thing is called, the volume monitor. And I can see it. It it’s registering you. Yeah. No, it’s on. I I’m, I’m, I’m good. That’s on all the buttons on here. Put your phone on. What? No, they’re, yeah. Don’t listen to them. They, they’re, they come up with some cock cocking. Oh, I’m sorry. Well, you know what happens? You should, if if you send me a text and I don’t respond, you should take that, uh, as a, a positive thing. Yeah. That means that that means I didn’t open it. Cuz I wanna give you my attention.


Oh, cool. Oh, I can’t wait to hear about it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Nice headphones, someone. Thank you. The number of viewers keeps going up and the show just keeps getting worse. I just, this is fantastic. Yeah, it is. Rich phoning on the line. Yes, it is. Uh, rich. It’s too bad. Uh, rich wants to say hi to all of you. Hang tight. We’re gonna hear voice soon. Hey, you know what’s funny, uh, too, Travis is, uh, Matt’s probably listening to this show right now, and he’s like driving home to his computer and he’s probably completely freaking out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you think it’s my, someone thinks it’s my headphones that might be causing this problem. There’s, there’s no, oh, I know why. Holy shit. Holy shit is your

Travis (15:19):

I just, it,

Sevan Matossian (15:20):

I just fixed it. Now you guys can hear him. That was the clue I needed. Now you guys can hear him, right?

Travis (15:27):

It’s fucking cyber headphones.

Sevan Matossian (15:29):

You guys can hear em now. Travis’s.

Travis (15:32):

Too bad. It’s really too bad. Greg just got off the line. He is busy.

Sevan Matossian (15:37):

Someone just said take your headphones off and I fixed it. That that was it. Oh, yes. <laugh>. Yes,

Travis (15:43):


Sevan Matossian (15:45):

Oh my God. It’s fucking orgasmic. F 16 minutes. Thank you so much for hanging in with, with me guys. I swear to God, the show’s starting now. Uh,

Travis (15:53):

Tech faster than any tech support ever.

Sevan Matossian (15:56):

Hey, Travis. That gold, those gold CEO shirts you made for my, um, kids. Yeah. Do you sell that for adults too, with that gold?

Travis (16:05):

Yeah. The gold’s on the website, that’s the gold that I use on those are the ones that I make. Um, so yeah, anything, any gold shirts that are ordered for me that aren’t the, uh, game edition. They’re just the regular CEO ones. That’s the gold that I use.

Sevan Matossian (16:20):

God, that those are so cool. My kids love them.

Travis (16:23):

I have, uh, I just got three more colors in yesterday for ’em, so get those made.

Sevan Matossian (16:30):

That’s cool.

Travis (16:32):

I’m making them the, uh, the purple and gold.

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

That’s cool. Did anyone buy any CEO shirts when you were at Guap?

Travis (16:39):

Yeah, we bought some, got some of the athletes. Basically whenever athletes walked by, I just went out and grabbed them.

Sevan Matossian (16:44):

Oh, I love it.

Travis (16:46):

Yeah. And then we got on the floor, uh, that first day, um, went down on the floor, uh, after the podium ceremony and handed them out.

Sevan Matossian (16:55):

Awesome. Okay, good. Do

Travis (16:57):

You want those? I know this is a question probably off here. Do you want those on the website for sale or do you wanna hold onto

Sevan Matossian (17:03):

’em? The, the ones that we were giving away free? Yeah, no, no. Let’s just hold onto ’em for the next event. Just keep giving ’em away free. Yeah. Oh, and you know who I need to, um, I’m gonna send you their address. Uh, Tyson be we gotta get him a bunch of free shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’ll be awesome. NFL quarterback wearing the CEO shirt. We gotta get him those.

Travis (17:23):

Oh, hell yeah. I like that. Uh, picture with Dave and the dude next to him and the CEO shirt is like, oh, ok. That’s

Sevan Matossian (17:29):

Cool. Yeah. Hey, that’s a sure way if you’re in affiliate. Perfect timing. What a good way. If you want me to read the comment, say my name in the comment, like, Chevon, and then write what you’re gonna say. And like, my ego will just gravitate to it. And that’s a way for affiliate owners to get on the show. Like, wear this. Yeah. Wear the CEO shirt and then I know it’s a, um, I I I just love you and I’ll have on the show. We know you’re serious. Look, Suza just showed up God, 15 minutes early. He said he wouldn’t be here for another 15 minutes and he’s here <laugh>.


Okay. All right. Thanks, Travis. All right, cool. We’ll talk up there. Okay. Bye. Later. Uh, for Matt’s ticket for racing home to Sev. Thank you. Thank you Mike. Uh, Mike Sourer was right. Uh, uh You suck, but we love it. That is exactly what happened. I hadn’t checked the, um, the board. There’s gonna be a lot of nose picking today, guys. Sorry, my, my nose is so dry. He was getting dry back home. I promise you. I see su getting dressed in front of his camera now. I’m sure he is gonna jump on any second. He already knows I don’t have the temp <laugh>. Hey, I, all I had to do, it was so weird. All I had to do was click one button here. And you know how you have to choose the Roader Pro in the settings? Yeah. I just didn’t do that.

Mattew Souza (18:38):

It was just off. I one <laugh>. I was a little city tune on the way home. Did you go pee? Like Jeff, Jeff <laugh>? I was like, uh oh. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (18:48):

Great Show

Mattew Souza (18:49):

Struggle bus this morning. Oh

Sevan Matossian (18:51):

My goodness. Okay. Thank you. I’m so glad you’re here.

Mattew Souza (18:54):

We’re in

Sevan Matossian (18:55):

Action now. And, and I don’t have like my, I have this little, oh God, I’m so glad you’re fucking here,

Mattew Souza (19:00):


Sevan Matossian (19:01):

Okay, let’s go. Uh, 3 29. Man. Shit. My goodness. I apologize to everyone. Uh, 20 minutes of just nonsense <laugh>, uh, by the way, I heard that, uh, Facebook and Instagram are changing. So, so these are the topics I’ve brought up, uh, already. I tried to bring up how the earth’s core has stopped, stopped spinning, uh, a while ago. And then I didn’t even know the Earth’s core spun. I don’t even know if I understand what that means. Like this is spinning, right? I don’t, is this spinning?

Mattew Souza (19:28):

Yeah, that’s what I would assume.

Sevan Matossian (19:29):

Yes. And then, so how, don’t know how that thing is spinning, but I guess the Earth’s core spins and then it, it, uh, it started, it stopped spinning and then it started spinning in the other direction. And one article I read is, is it changes its direction of spinning every 70 years. And another article I read is, is it changes every 35 years and every 70 years it spun in both directions. But when you first hear that, um, oh, that’s interesting. Uh, it’s not, it’s not, uh, all black and white, um, spins counterclockwise to the rotation of the earth. Well, here’s the thing. If it changes directions at some point, it must be spinning the same direction of the earth. If, if, if what you’re saying is true, it’s like a magnetic motor. Hmm. So I guess it stopped and just the thought of that scares the shit outta me. I don’t want it, I don’t want the earth doing anything like making any rash decisions

Mattew Souza (20:17):

<laugh>. At least not in our lifetime.

Sevan Matossian (20:19):

Yeah, just chill. Uh, and then, um, Jay loath, have you ever seen that person comment? My world spins around you sev on plus. Matt Never seen that person comment.

Mattew Souza (20:29):

I’ve never seen that person comment. There’s a couple new ones in there.

Sevan Matossian (20:32):

I like ’em. That’s what generates our magnetic field. Hey, do you think that’s what, um, why people are, have started acting so differently? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Do you think that’s why there’s so many, um, uh, mentally ill people around us? Or you think it’s just the, the vegetable seed oil.

Mattew Souza (20:45):

<laugh>, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (20:47):

I’m joking. Not joking. So, uh, okay, so vegetable, seed, oil, earth paint. So I, so I heard that. And then I also saw this, this morning, uh, that, uh, Insta, Instagram and Facebook are gonna let people show the nipple. But I’ve seen nipple now for a year. I see titties all over Instagram now. I see just tons of nipple. I zoom in and I’m like, Nope. That’s, that’s, I’m looking at it. That’s a real nipple.

Mattew Souza (21:09):

Yeah, it’s aggressive.

Sevan Matossian (21:11):

And, uh, I guess now I, I, I don’t know for sure, but they’re going, it has to do with, um, some transgender stuff. Of course. That why they feel like they have to show the nipple. Like dudes that are now girls are gonna be allowed to show the nipple. I, I, I couldn’t even understand. But it’s so crazy, dude.

Mattew Souza (21:30):

Dudes that are now girls could

Sevan Matossian (21:32):

Show the nipple. They had a, they had like some sort of symposium where they invited a bunch of tranies. Those are people like, who think that they’re the opposite sex. That’s okay. Trans trainees, are they transgender? You’re dude. And you think you’re a girl and you’re, then you’re a girl and think you’re a dude. So they had like a symposium, like to have a bunch of those people at Facebook over to make sure, I guess Facebook and Instagram was like, um, safe environment for them. <laugh>. No, no, no offense. No offense. Anyone over 18. I don’t give a fuck if Facebook safe or Instagram safe for you. Yeah. You’re don’t care. Like if you’re black, white or other. I don’t care if you’re Armenian. I don’t care if you’re tranny. I don’t care if you’re a fucking pygmy fucking goat. I don’t fucking care. I only have a little bit of concern about it being safe for kids, for dumb shit parents to let their kids get on that. Other than that, fuck off. But, but, and, and, and, and actually part of my concern about my kids being feeling like it’s safe on there is is the fact that you’re concerned about transgender people being feeling safe on there. Like that. That’s not I, that concerns me about my kid’s safety.

Mattew Souza (22:37):


Sevan Matossian (22:39):

All of a sudden you wanna free their nipples so that they feel safe. That doesn’t seem like you have your priority straight. Like you need to breathe before you eat. Like there’s a hierarchy. Kids before all the other people, all the other people.

Mattew Souza (22:50):

Not that long ago, we were just going around killing each other for our like, resources. And now we’re worried about feeling safe on a voluntary platform that you choose what to look at and what you don’t.

Sevan Matossian (22:59):

<laugh> white kids and black kids before oth before any colored, uh, uh, adults, any whatever color you are, yellow, black or whatever. Just kids. That’s not just kids. Okay. So yeah. So I just, uh, so the tra the trans that, that they had this like symposium for transgender people and, um, I I wanna say it was in 2019. And that they said that they had concerns right away because Facebook didn’t have gender neutral bathrooms. And right there is retard world, cuz all bathrooms have always been gender neutral. Anyone of any gender from the the can can pee and poop wherever they want.

Mattew Souza (23:38):


Sevan Matossian (23:40):

It’s al it’s al It’s always been like that. When you see gender, something that says gender neutral bathroom, you, you know, you’re now in retard villa.

Mattew Souza (23:46):

Especially if it’s just one toilet where the door closes behind <laugh>. Like, dude, which is assuming what you’re talking about. Right? There’s not like multiple

Sevan Matossian (23:53):

Toilets. I change, I change my gender when I go to the bathroom. I, I walk in thinking I’m just a, just a bitch. And then every time, soon as I see my dick, I’m like, wow, you are superman. Like I just, my gen i I just, my gender changes with my pants down. <laugh> gender neutral. Shut the fuck up.


Gimme a break. It’s a blend. Bottle label. But here’s the other thing too. No, no women n women can go in any bathroom. Men cannot. There’s three places men cannot go. Men don’t, men don’t belong in, uh, women’s sports. Men’s don’t belong in, uh, women’s bathrooms. And, uh, men don’t belong in, uh, in, in women’s prisons. And it is a double standard. We’re not equal. If women wanna play men’s sports, go to use our bathroom or go to our jails, they can end of story. That’s it. End of story. But sev, it’s not fair. Doesn’t matter. There’s tons of shit. That’s not fair. It doesn’t, how is that an argument? How is that a valid argument? So women in, uh, in dressing? No, no. Uh, no. You can kind of extrapolate too. You know what I mean? Like, if you can’t go into their bathrooms, the, the, the, the dressing room is the cousin of the, the bathroom. Right? <laugh> work with me a little bit here, Travis. You know what I mean? It’s just, it’s the cut. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (25:13):

All I’m hearing is that we have to, uh, in society just protect people from dudes.

Sevan Matossian (25:20):

Yeah. That’s it. We just have to protect people from dudes. Just keep the dudes busy. Yeah. Stop letting dudes just do, uh, uh, dumb shit. That’s it. And the women can pretty much do what they want. They can, especially, they can try to fuck their boss and, and leverage that as, uh, authority in the workplace.

Mattew Souza (25:40):

<laugh> more power to ’em.

Sevan Matossian (25:42):

Uh, why does my local target only have a dressing room in the women’s section? I should start a riot. Yeah. Stop letting No stop. No, dude. Well, dudes can do dude things. They just, they can’t do non dude. Uh, wait, stop dudes. Stop letting dudes do dude things. No. Stop letting dudes do non dude things.

Mattew Souza (26:04):

<laugh> bad things. Yeah. Also no one as

Sevan Matossian (26:07):

Good morning homies. My favorite, uh, profile pen.

Mattew Souza (26:11):

What’s up?

Sevan Matossian (26:13):

Okay, sorry. Okay, so where were we? Mans shit. More man. Shit. 3 29.

Mattew Souza (26:16):

3 0 3 29. I thought she had 3 25.

Sevan Matossian (26:19):

Okay. Yeah, let’s do 3 25. This show doesn’t, what is the other day? Someone’s like, Hey, don’t ever do a show just cuz you’re bored. And not that I was bored this morning, but I’m like, I’m doing a show because I’m a, I I don’t wanna miss a day of doing a show and I don’t know if I’m qualified to do a show this morning.

Mattew Souza (26:37):

<laugh>, I was cracking up because I, I’m

Sevan Matossian (26:39):

Gonna go

Mattew Souza (26:40):

Ahead in, in, uh, grace goes, so how long do you think before Chevon does a show? And then I go tomorrow morning, <laugh>. She’s like, no. He said he was gonna be gone for a week. I go, no watch. It’ll be tomorrow morning. And here we are,

Sevan Matossian (26:52):

<laugh>. And, and about two minutes before the show, I came on a minute late, about two minutes before I came on, I had a fucking panic attack. <laugh>, I’m naked in my room walking around. Hey, if I would’ve really known how bad it was gonna start, I would’ve fucking jumped out the window and killed myself. I’m like in. It’s so glad it,

Mattew Souza (27:09):

This is good. This is good.

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

Practice this fine. You’re here, you’re working for, it’s good for you. <laugh>. I’m gonna have to increase your pay. Now. I know how valuable you

Mattew Souza (27:15):

Are. <laugh>. Somebody said that there I

Sevan Matossian (27:17):

Have to give you 51% ownership of the podcast. Fifty’s. Not enough for you.

Mattew Souza (27:20):

I am the captain now. Yeah. Uh, somebody said I wasn’t fooling anybody with the shaker. They could see the label at the bottom, but the, it’s just the label of the blunder bottle shaker. So I’m,

Sevan Matossian (27:31):

I’m, do you know what that is? Right there on the bottom? That, that that is what that is.

Mattew Souza (27:35):

What is it?

Sevan Matossian (27:35):

That, that, that label on the bottom. The

Mattew Souza (27:38):

Thek, the qr,

Sevan Matossian (27:39):

The, no, that’s a Ethiopian family portrait. <laugh>. Oh my. That’s a joke. That’s a joke from the eighties. That’s a joke from the eighties. You know, when they were dying in Ethiopia cuz they were the famine joke. Is it bad famine joke,

Mattew Souza (27:51):

<laugh>. That,

Sevan Matossian (27:52):

That’s a bad famine joke. Ethiopian family portrait. Get the barcode.

Mattew Souza (27:56):

I’ve actually heard something similar before, but that was so outta context that surprised me.

Sevan Matossian (28:00):

Hey, I had this, I had this series of books. It was like 10 books and it was the, just the world’s dirtiest jokes. And there was one that was j and I was a little kid and I had it and I, and one of ’em was just like, um, I should see if I can find it on Amazon. One of ’em was just like, just racist jokes.

Mattew Souza (28:18):


Sevan Matossian (28:19):

I, I remember the Armenian. I remember that one. I remember the Armenian one too. What’s the, uh, shortest book in the world? Um, Armenian War Heroes. <laugh>. I told that to my dad. He didn’t like that. He didn’t like, he didn’t like that too much. <laugh> that genocide humor doesn’t hit good at home.

Mattew Souza (28:38):

Uh, <laugh> doesn’t, yeah. It’s not appropriate for all audiences. That’s for

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

Sure. Yeah, that one. Some of ’em, I, I can’t even tell. Like now I’m, I’m just, I’d have to be a way bigger comedian. Like two people would have to think I’m a comedian before I tell some of those, some of them are so, so naughty <laugh>. There’s the, there’s the chill, there’s the chilled racist jokes. Like, um, what do you call four Mexicans in a canoe? Uh, uh, uh, Quatro cinco. Right? I mean, that, that’s not, it’s just not, it’s just whatever. Everyone knows those. Okay. Uh, where were 3 25, of course my digest. Oh, of course my digestive tract could process a finger. Oh, is that No carbonated drinks. Okay. Play this. I don’t even know what this is. This is a, that’s a weird thing to run. Oh,

Mattew Souza (29:31):

Okay. We’re on a journey together here. All right,

Sevan Matossian (29:33):

Here we go.

Unknown 2 (29:36):

Drink with a meal. Neutralizes stomach acid. The little fizzy bubbles. Carbon dioxide, carbon dioxide, neutralizes, stomach acid. When you are healthy, your stomach acid is so strong that if you chopped your finger off and swallowed it, your stomach would digest it down to the bone. Your body. Okay. Pause. Wants, pause.

Speaker 6 (29:57):

How that you guys, that is the worst example.

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