Sevan Matossian (00:01):
Oh, bam. We’re live. One minute athletes. One minute. I apologized. We are late. I thought it was, uh, 1145. Man. Time flies. Feels like just seconds ago. I was staring at you. This is the do do you think this is the most time we’ve ever, uh, spent together? Like, um, all without a doubt. All the other times combined, we’ve spent more time together in the last couple days, or no, it’s
Taylor Self (00:28):
Probably pretty close.
Sevan Matossian (00:28):
Getting close. We’ve doubled.
Taylor Self (00:32):
We’ve spent like eight hours, seven hours a day together.
Sevan Matossian (00:34):
We’ve doubled the, uh, intensity of our, uh, of our, uh, relationship. Uh, Chevon’s gonna need a detox after all this CrossFit talks. Yeah, totally. I can’t wait tomorrow for the cock cockie, or, I think we have a whole week of non CrossFitters. Uh, if I am, if I, and if I do have CrossFit on, we are not talking about CrossFit. Uh, is there She a dance? An important question. Uh, is there still, is there are there, are there still, uh, still 300 points on the table. I’m sorry. She, I did that to you. That’s the kinda shit my parents do to me. Drives me crazy. Uh, yes. Oh, and, and the answer is yes from, uh, Mr. Taylor self. Oh, you are looking at the Tina Hills, uh, venue. This is the, I think the last of the, um, what we call affectionately called the ass heats. Uh, you are looking at the Heidi crew, uh, cam, uh, she went there early and we do appreciate her for that. Um, we don’t know what happened to the, uh, Smith Smith Bros. I need to, um, actually send out some, uh, new links. Let me see if I can get some, that, that newest link you sent to the broadcast, uh, thread. That’s good. Correct.
Okay. A new link for, uh, Ben Smith, A new link for Samwell and Rich Froning. Um, and, uh, okay. Uh, now we just need, uh, Matt Suza to come on. Maybe a Mr. William Plumber. Uh, good. Uh, to see someone on the show eating, uh, was missing that on the last show.
Taylor Self (02:26):
Come on. I had enough time to make my food.
Sevan Matossian (02:29):
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What he eaten. Uh, Mr. Uh, uh, Mr. Will Thibo savons non, uh, CF content is world class. Uh, God, I love it. I such a sucker for compliments. Um, let’s go over. So, so Caleb, are we looking at the, this isn’t any of the, uh, final two heats. This isn’t the championship women’s heat, right? Correct. Okay. Uh, and, and let me ask, uh, Heidi here real quick. Heidi, Ms. 50 pounds heavier than all Heidi. Heidi. Heidi, one more. Heidi. Hi, Heidi.
Heidi Crume (03:13):
Sevan Matossian (03:14):
Okay. We’re not gonna talk to Heidi right now. We’re No, no. The truth is she’s not gonna talk to us right now. Um, oh, okay. Let’s go over to the corral with su We’re gonna look at the leaderboard. Don’t worry. We’re gonna look at the leaderboard. Let’s just go over to Susan and find out who’s in the, in the corral real quick. Mr. Suza, can you unmute yourself? Suza su su uh, no. No one wants to talk to me today. Suza. Heidi Suza.
Heidi Crume (03:42):
Heidi says it’s too loud over where she’s at.
Sevan Matossian (03:44):
Suza Suza. Oh, that lady on the left looks familiar. Who was that? God CrossFitters are good looking people. My
Taylor Self (03:55):
God. Got some drama on the men’s leaderboard.
Sevan Matossian (03:58):
Okay. Ooh, really? Fuck Suza. Uh, tall E wacker. Tal e wacker. Tal e wacker. Uh, $10
Heidi Crume (04:09):
<laugh> Taliban wacker.
Sevan Matossian (04:11):
Heidi Crume (04:11):
Sevan Matossian (04:13):
God, I’m slow. Uh, thank you for the coverage, fellas. Uh, uh, Samon, uh, from the Ukraine, sev. A A S M R. What’s that mean?
Heidi Crume (04:26):
It’s like the noises that people enjoy listening to. It’s like,
Sevan Matossian (04:31):
Oh, thank you.
Heidi Crume (04:32):
It stands for something,
Sevan Matossian (04:33):
But like, I’m soothing to ’em.
Heidi Crume (04:35):
Yes. Oh, autonomous sensory meridian response.
Sevan Matossian (04:39):
Taylor Self (04:40):
C bitch. Mostly rancid.
Heidi Crume (04:43):
Sevan Matossian (04:44):
Wow. God, you should be a rapper. Uh, uh, while, uh, Kayla pulls up the leaderboard, uh, we will go to Claude Claude. Claude Cronan love the coverage in the analysis this past four days. You are the best. Uh, she comes from 1562. Okay. What is this drama that you are referencing, Mr. Self?
Taylor Self (05:08):
So, if you scroll down to good dudes and you scroll over to their workout on holds and climbs, their initial time was, where are we at? Where are we at? Good dudes. Good dudes. No, that’s not holds and climbs. Zoom out.
Heidi Crume (05:27):
That’s Holden. Climbs
Taylor Self (05:31):
Or Scroll, sorry, scroll back. Not to Holden. Climbs to
Heidi Crume (05:35):
Sync up and squat.
Taylor Self (05:36):
Sync Up and squat. Yeah. So their time, they had two minutes added to that workout.
Sevan Matossian (05:43):
Two minutes. Why?
Taylor Self (05:45):
And was 1158. And which would’ve put them in fourth for that workout. And now it is 1358. And that is why they dropped. So
Sevan Matossian (05:57):
After, oh, why was, why was two minutes added to their time?
Taylor Self (06:00):
No idea. I just got that sent to me in the dms. Somebody noticed it. Um, and we’re not sure.
Sevan Matossian (06:07):
Clak, Klok, Klok. Klok. Oh, Irish. Okay. And Ireland. All right. <inaudible>. Uh, who wouldn’t want Savon se creep or whispering their name in their ears? Hi, uh, Marissa Sharp. I’m, uh, president Biden, I’m here. Don’t worry. You’re safe. You’re safe. Okay. Uh, should we, uh, maybe we can text, uh, Brian Friend a, um, a link and we can find out. Can you, uh, pull up to pull up the leaderboard one more time? Let’s see. Uh, uh, Brian, please. Come on. Brian, please come on.
Caleb Beaver (06:48):
Male or female for
Sevan Matossian (06:50):
A minute? Uh, either one. Either. Uh, who’s going first? Women or men?
Caleb Beaver (06:53):
Sevan Matossian (06:54):
Okay. Let’s do women first.
Taylor Self (06:56):
Looks like Kelsey. Oh, she failed.
Sevan Matossian (06:59):
Okay, so, so nothing has happened. Just so you guys know, on the, uh, leaderboard between, uh, first and second place, uh, team BP n took first place in the last workout, and the dors took, uh, second place. Is that correct?
Caleb Beaver (07:12):
Sevan Matossian (07:13):
Uh, yes. Okay. So, so the point changed has not changed at all. I also think that it was the humble killers who were in third place. So basically what we have here is, uh, we are, we’re gonna see a little bit of a fight here between the humble killers and the All American girls. Who is the strongest team on this? Uh, out of these, uh, four teams here, first through fourth,
Caleb Beaver (07:38):
Uh, the All American Girls,
Sevan Matossian (07:41):
Uh, okay, so this is a good event from this? Well,
Caleb Beaver (07:44):
No, no, no, no, no. Uh, probably, I don’t know. They’re all pretty, even Team Vpnn. I think tp, vpn, n Mike,
Taylor Self (07:50):
I think team’s strong the strongest,
Caleb Beaver (07:53):
But it just depends who, who just, who plays what, because all American girls are the strongest, but except for Christie amo. But Christie Amos really strong for, uh, she has a really strong squat, so I would probably edge on all American girls, but them, the daughters and t p N, they’re all pretty, they’re all
Taylor Self (08:14):
Pretty strong. Catherine’s not very strong,
Caleb Beaver (08:16):
But she, you can, but she’ll, I don’t, she’s
Taylor Self (08:18):
Stronger. I don’t think she’s stronger than Jamie Green. I think we’ll see.
Caleb Beaver (08:23):
I think they’re close.
Taylor Self (08:24):
I think we’ll see Gabby Mag hit the front squat or the shoulder to overhead. Jamie Green probably will hit the front squat, and then Laura Hobart’s gonna overhead squat. See,
Caleb Beaver (08:35):
Jackson has a decent overhead squat, especially if it’s a three rep. Her snatch is her best lift,
Taylor Self (08:41):
But it’s nowhere near, it’s nowhere near Laura Hovas though.
Caleb Beaver (08:43):
It’s, it’s near Jamie Greens
Taylor Self (08:45):
Though. And what they also have to play into, what they have to take into account is your ability to overhead squat more than an ex-athlete marginally is probably not going to give you as big of a point increase as your ability to squat or front squat more than the next athlete. Like, think about Laurel Horvath’s ability to, to rep front squat more than Katherine’s. That’s 50 pounds.
Caleb Beaver (09:04):
Yeah. No, no, no, for sure. I, I’m just saying versus the All-American girls, though, you can’t just think Laurel Hovas stronger than everybody, so sh they’re gonna be better. Um, I think it’s gonna be closer than you think. Maybe not between the daughters, but between all American girls and p n
Sevan Matossian (09:21):
I do wanna say this also, uh, a little bit of drama. A little bit of drama I want to add to the fire here. 10th Place is a team called Queens of the North. And on that team is a Chloe Gaon, dev, David, uh, Frea, moose Bruger, and Kyra Milligan. They are barely, uh, they’re only eight points ahead of the Invictus Chicks, uh, fighting for, uh, the cut. So, um, so there’s that. Oh, hold on. I have to take this phone call. It’s my nephew. Hey,
Taylor Self (09:55):
Yo. Are y’all, y’all heading the
Sevan Matossian (09:57):
Bowling alley? Uh, I’m on the podcast. The family heads headed to the bowling alley.
Taylor Self (10:01):
Oh. Oh, damn, my bad.
Taylor Self (10:03):
Dude. I hate bowling.
Sevan Matossian (10:04):
Heidi Crume (10:05):
Taylor Self (10:06):
I fucking hate bowling. Dude, you put those stinky as shoes on. It’s basically
Sevan Matossian (10:11):
A, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Uh, uh, please. Susan, can we listen to this guy? I do want to hear that though. I do wanna hear that. Uh, okay. Can we hear this guy Suza, unmute yourself. Oh, okay. So we have a problem here. This isn’t the top heat. This is one of the ass heats still.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
That’s the horizonal correct? Drops
Heidi Crume (10:47):
Lanes per heat. Does that make it four heats total? Then
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Edge of that
Caleb Beaver (10:54):
Six heats total
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Place heats dotted blue once you, your wardrobe set behind. That’s okay. That’s take one. Number one,
Sevan Matossian (11:22):
Don’t touch me, bitch.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Sevan Matossian (11:43):
Alright, gimme one second here. Su Heidi, can you hear me? Heidi?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Sevan Matossian (11:47):
Hi. Hey, let me ask you this. Have any of the men gone yet? Any of the men seats?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Nope. This is just second women’s
Sevan Matossian (11:54):
Scheme. Oh, son of a bitch. Okay. Thank you. Shit, I could be, I could be, I could be bowling right now.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Warm up rest.
Heidi Crume (12:04):
Don’t you really wanna be bowling right now though? Warm
Sevan Matossian (12:06):
Up. Uh, yes. Uh, li listen to this. This is Taylor. This guy fucked Taylor up. Listen to this. Can we get Taylor on the k a Tuy podcast to talk about non CrossFit? Wow.
Heidi Crume (12:18):
Not even cock uie.
Taylor Self (12:20):
I think that’s a compliment fuckface because he says I’m so intelligent and so well read across a broad range of spectrums and topics that I could hold my own talking about Cocks and cheese.
Sevan Matossian (12:29):
No, no. That, no, no. Ktu cuck coterie. [inaudible] means
Taylor Self (12:33):
I know what kuck means.
Sevan Matossian (12:34):
You don’t know shit. Kuck
Taylor Self (12:36):
Means you like to watch your wife fuck other men.
Sevan Matossian (12:38):
Or, or, or, or maybe you’re on the other end of it. Maybe you’re the guy who they call in. I we. Tom, can you for another $5? Tom, can you clarify please?
Taylor Self (12:46):
Or the kuck?
Sevan Matossian (12:47):
<laugh>. Oh, this show. This show. Look at that girl left during the briefing. She’s out. Hey, are those girls drinking their energy drinks too soon or is it, is now the time to load up?
Taylor Self (13:15):
Probably too soon. Too soon. Also German, you guys didn’t get up to 500 bucks. If you send seven, 500 bucks, I’ll shave it live.
Sevan Matossian (13:21):
Heidi Crume (13:23):
When would you drink your pre-workout or energy drink before something like this?
Taylor Self (13:28):
I’d sip on it probably with 15 minutes to go. I don’t know. It depends on the thing about water polo blues is you’re in the corral of fucking hour. Sometimes you’re in the corral. Five minutes.
Heidi Crume (13:40):
Do you just carry it with you until you got on the floor?
Taylor Self (13:44):
I wouldn’t still be consuming it on the floor.
Sevan Matossian (13:47):
That girl in the red shirt back there was doing the same thing I like to do. I like to do this too.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
3, 2, 1.
Sevan Matossian (13:55):
I did 200 pushups yesterday for time.
Heidi Crume (13:58):
Sevan Matossian (14:01):
Heidi Crume (14:01):
Chasers back or what?
Sevan Matossian (14:02):
So always not hand release. But
Caleb Beaver (14:06):
Let me ask you, how would you approach this workout? I’m just interested sore for somebody who’s more conditioned, how they would in, uh, approach this 20 minute am wrap 20 power snatches, 75 pounds or 16 power snatches, 75 pounds, 16 burpee box, jump over 16 thrusters 20 minute,
Taylor Self (14:26):
75 pounds on the thruster,
Caleb Beaver (14:28):
75 pounds on the barbell 16 power snatches. 16 burpee box, jump over 16 thrusters.
Sevan Matossian (14:37):
The, what do you mean? How would you approach it? Like would you pace it or just go balls to the wall? Is that what you
Taylor Self (14:41):
No, like just 20 minute am wrap. I’d probably want to not drop the bar at any point in the workout and so I’d probably just paste my bar my burpees accordingly to let me go unbroken and move fast on the barbell.
Caleb Beaver (14:51):
Go on that.
Taylor Self (14:54):
I dunno. Gimme a second to think about it.
Caleb Beaver (14:59):
Sevan Matossian (15:01):
Hey, what gives there, since I’m so fucking clueless about, uh, metabolic conditioning versus mus musculature, what would give first your, um, condi your, uh, engine or your grip
Taylor Self (15:10):
Condition? Conditioning for sure. And I think, oh, good. More than likely imagine
Caleb Beaver (15:14):
Is how good you are at that workout.
Taylor Self (15:15):
More than likely how slow you go on the burpees determines the workout. So I think probably it would make sense to break the hang the power snatches just because it’s easy to pick up. Um, and probably break the thrusters in two and just keep like, uh, like I would try to, I would think I would try to keep my 20. What was that workout? 20.2. 21.2 pace on the burpees, the burpee box of over dumbbell snatch.
Caleb Beaver (15:37):
21. Uh, 22.1.
Taylor Self (15:39):
Caleb Beaver (15:41):
21.2. You’re right, you’re right. 1.2. You’re right. Yeah. Yeah. 17 point one’s what you’re talking about. Yeah.
Taylor Self (15:46):
Step up, jump over, step down. But just really fast on the burpees and stay steady on the burpees. You’re gonna lose more time going slow on 16 burpy box shrimp overs than breaking the barbell a little bit.
Sevan Matossian (15:56):
Hey guys, so this workout here that you’re about to see, um, it’s, there’s three different lifts. One of them is like three reps. One of them’s two reps and one’s one rep. What’s the three rep lift?
Caleb Beaver (16:06):
Sevan Matossian (16:07):
Okay, so overhead squats the three rep, what’s the two rep lift?
Caleb Beaver (16:10):
Sevan Matossian (16:11):
Okay. Front squat. That’s when it’s racked on your shoulders. And then what’s the one rep, uh, lift
Caleb Beaver (16:15):
Shoulder to overhead.
Sevan Matossian (16:16):
Okay. Uh, do we like this? Do we wish one of them would’ve been? Uh, we, we, do we wish one of ’em would’ve been a deadlift or a back squat or a or do we like this?
Caleb Beaver (16:25):
I mean, it’s fine. I think it’s fine.
Sevan Matossian (16:27):
Why not? Why not do overhead squat? Uh, front squat and then a back squat? Or do, do, you know, do all the squats. Zuercher, zuercher, zuercher, zuercher, squat, zuercher.
Taylor Self (16:43):
I think they’re giving athletes the opportunity who competed both individual and team to avoid things that they feel like are a little beat up. Potentially.
Caleb Beaver (16:51):
Yeah. If it’s, if it’s back squat, back squat and front squad are two or two alike, if you have a really good back squat, chances are you have a really good front squat. Um, that’s not the case for overhead squat and front squat and then shoulder overhead’s a different movement. Like, so you can pick your weakness, you know, each athlete can pick what they’re the best at. If it’s a back squat and front squat, then I mean they’re, they’re two of the kind of the same lift. I, they’re different, but I mean, if you’re good at one, you’re gonna be good at the other.
Taylor Self (17:20):
Uh, what does that mean?
Caleb Beaver (17:22):
Taylor Self (17:23):
This girl’s comment, they have no fucking clue what they’re
Sevan Matossian (17:26):
Doing. Wow. The girls loading the bar on the elite team right now have no fucking clue what they’re doing. God, I wish I knew what you were talking about, but I don’t
Caleb Beaver (17:36):
Taylor Self (17:36):
Their best. Well, it’s a shorty bar, so she’s talking about math. It gets complicated cuz you don’t know what version short bar you have.
Sevan Matossian (17:42):
I don’t think it’s a stream. Oh wow. The stream, their stream is, oh, it’s not up. I just put their stream up. This looks impressive. Wow.
Heidi Crume (17:48):
It looks like a women’s bar.
Taylor Self (17:51):
Oh wow. There’s no way she stands this next one up.
Caleb Beaver (17:54):
Oh yeah, she will.
Taylor Self (17:55):
Caleb Beaver (17:57):
I think that’s, uh, Christine Middleton,
Taylor Self (18:00):
My middle name is Middleton.
Caleb Beaver (18:02):
She did three 13 on the one rep max front squat, but I believe that was 3 0 5, which you just did there. Oh.
Heidi Crume (18:09):
Caleb Beaver (18:15):
If it’s not Christine Milton, I’m sorry. I just, I don’t know anybody else that’s strong. She’s the only one I know.
Heidi Crume (18:20):
What lane is that, John? Do you know?
Caleb Beaver (18:23):
Um, I do not, let me see if I can find it.
Sevan Matossian (18:26):
Maybe the Heidi cam knows
Caleb Beaver (18:29):
It’s either lane two or lane 18, you know what I mean? It’s, it’s like the second one to an outside.
Sevan Matossian (18:38):
Hey, look at the size discrepancy in girls on this team. What do you think when you just see the little girl with the white top on back there compared to this girl in the gray squatting? Oh, what do you think she does? The little girl does you think she does squat gymnast? What is
Taylor Self (18:50):
That the girl with the Fran world record? I think so.
Sevan Matossian (18:54):
Oh, maybe you
Taylor Self (18:56):
Know who I’m talking about?
Sevan Matossian (18:56):
Caleb Beaver (18:57):
Yes. Yeah. Marissa Flowers.
Taylor Self (18:58):
Yes. Yeah, that’s her dude. Wow. Let’s look at the, let’s look at the team, uh, roster.
Caleb Beaver (19:04):
What? I, I’m not, am I on the right? Uh, same stream as you guys? I don’t see a little girl.
Taylor Self (19:10):
No, we’re not on ome John.
Sevan Matossian (19:11):
Hey, I’ll put it, oh shit. Here. I’m putting it in the, uh, live chat. Johnny put it, I put it in the live chat.
Taylor Self (19:19):
Oh, who was right?
Heidi Crume (19:20):
Marissa Flowers. You’re right. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (19:21):
Wow. Good job.
Heidi Crume (19:22):
She’s a that was a savage franton.
Sevan Matossian (19:25):
Oh, that girl. That one. Which girl’s from Panama?
Taylor Self (19:29):
Um, probably the
Caleb Beaver (19:30):
Heidi Crume (19:31):
I know the one with the braids I
Sevan Matossian (19:32):
Think. Oh, with the Mohawk.
Heidi Crume (19:34):
Oh yeah, she did change her hair. That’s right.
Sevan Matossian (19:42):
Wow. That’s crazy. If that chick’s really from Panama. That’s amazing. Gee,
Taylor Self (19:45):
She is tiny.
Heidi Crume (19:47):
Caleb Beaver (19:48):
Yeah, she’s like four 10. Um, I went to a competition that she hosted like a week ago and she’s very, very, very small.
Heidi Crume (19:57):
She owns a gym
Caleb Beaver (19:59):
Or Yeah. Uh, she, uh, CrossFit ktx.
Heidi Crume (20:03):
Taylor Self (20:04):
What does that stand for?
Caleb Beaver (20:06):
It’s in Katy, Texas, so
Taylor Self (20:07):
Caleb Beaver (20:10):
Or K TX fitness, uh, you know, something like that.
Taylor Self (20:13):
They’re not affiliated?
Caleb Beaver (20:15):
I don’t think so.
Taylor Self (20:17):
Sevan Matossian (20:19):
Can we talk about Smt p Taylor Self has put training on another level. No, that’s enough right there. You just said it. That’s plenty. That’s it. That’s it. Hey, the taller athletes should get credit for taking the bar off the racks since it’s pretty much a front squat.
Taylor Self (20:35):
If you’re on the Melissa Flower team and you’re over five 10. Yeah. Cuz the rack’s gotta probably be freaking three and a half feet off the ground,
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
So they don’t, they have to just pick one, uh, setting for that rack.
Taylor Self (20:48):
Uh, I don’t know. Maybe they can adjust it. Hey, when’s the last time you dropped in at a CrossFit gym? Saban and worked out?
Sevan Matossian (20:59):
I can’t even remember. I mean, I’m sure I, I doubt I go more than a year. I can’t even remember. Let me think. Hold on.
Heidi Crume (21:08):
At least six months for me.
Sevan Matossian (21:11):
<laugh>. Yeah, you have an excuse. You go to a CrossFit gym every day. You go to a real CrossFit gym. An OG gym.
Heidi Crume (21:17):
Sevan Matossian (21:18):
That, oh, I, I, I I went to a CrossFit gym and, uh, supported a competition, uh, between, uh, first responders, uh, less than a, I don’t know, like a month ago. How’s that? Does that count or do I have to work out?
Taylor Self (21:29):
No, uh, that’s fine. Just
Sevan Matossian (21:31):
Curious. I get, I get, I get a 50%. I was at Al Manson’s gym. Uh, it was a SWAT team versus ambulance versus fire. It was pretty cool. Cool. Oh, nice. Yeah. That’s awesome. Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Heidi Crume (21:40):
I love when they do that.
Sevan Matossian (21:42):
It was, uh, uh, yeah, it was, it was good. It was a good, good thing. And no one even had to twist my arm to go. Although it was weird getting outta the house for me. I’m not gonna tell you. Like, when I do stuff that’s outta my like loop, it’s fucking weird. Seeing people is weird for me.
Heidi Crume (21:58):
Sevan Matossian (21:58):
The longest. No, I I I’ve never gone and worked out with Rosemary. I probably should. Whenever my sister’s in town, she goes to, uh, Annie SAOs gym. I, I definitely should. I, I’m not sure if I’m scared of people. I I might be. I definitely wasn’t, uh, a year ago, but now after being trapped in this room for a year, something, some shit may have crept in that I don’t know about.
Heidi Crume (22:22):
So here are the lane assignments for this next heat.
Taylor Self (22:25):
Wow. So we have way more than just three heats,
Caleb Beaver (22:29):
Taylor Self (22:30):
Of each division
Caleb Beaver (22:34):
For the females and then the men. Yeah. Six. He teach.
Sevan Matossian (22:37):
I I don’t know Kenneth. God, Ken, I don’t know if my mom would, uh, like it. I I see my mom so much. She probably thinks the gym is the only place she can get away from me. So
Taylor Self (22:46):
Is that Kelly Jackson? They just had on the stream? Kelly something?
Sevan Matossian (22:50):
Uh, no, it’s not Kelly Jackson. It’s Rachel. I get them a confuse too. It’s Rachel Martinez.
Taylor Self (22:56):
No, not who they’re showing now. They were just showing someone else.
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
Taylor Self (23:00):
Oh. The girl with the buns. She has the white top on and the like prince. This girl Princess Leia buns almost. What’s her name? No,
Sevan Matossian (23:08):
Kelly Jackson and Kelly Stone. Rachel Mar, Kelly Stone. Oh, okay. Kelly Jackson and Rachel Martinez are long retired, right?
Taylor Self (23:17):
Yeah. This girl’s like, I think a perennial bubble. Bubble meaning like a semi-final bubble. I don’t think, I don’t know. Maybe not. Might be mixed up here.
Sevan Matossian (23:29):
Uh, so these girls that were watching Lyft now, um, some of these girls are, are basic. Some of these teams are fighting for their life. This is the, these guys are, uh, have a chance to make it above the cut, right?
Caleb Beaver (23:40):
I don’t think so.
Sevan Matossian (23:42):
Oh, so there’s a really This isn’t the why. How many heats are there? There’s
Caleb Beaver (23:46):
Six heats. And this is heat three. So heat four oh and two, two is on the cut line.
Sevan Matossian (23:52):
We came back too early. Fuck.
Taylor Self (23:56):
God damn it. <laugh>. Oh, we have 12 fucking
Sevan Matossian (23:59):
Taylor Self (24:00):
To go, dude. Nine heats to go.
Sevan Matossian (24:02):
Uh, Kelly Stone. Omnia definitely heard of that. Jim. Uh, Chevon prefers to work other people’s moms. Fair, fair, true facts. <laugh>, uh, Aaron Sea. Excellent work guys. The SevOne podcast is an equal mix of content, which is instructive and comical. Thank you for the, uh, fodder. Put this 20 towards making it organic. Uh, teams cut to, uh, 10 for the last, uh, event. Uh, yes. Uh, Ms. Allison Crick. Thank you. I was just hoping that, um, I was just hoping that this, this, these were the teams that were like 10 through 20th, but they’re, they’re not. It’s, it’s, it’s, they’re worse than that I think. Uh, Simon Hernandez two 20 for the stone. Holy shit. Uh, is that, that’s a good front squat for a girl.
Taylor Self (24:50):
No, that was 2 0 5 I believe.
Sevan Matossian (24:53):
Oh. Oh, here we go. Uh, Savon. Rachel Martinez is now a tier athlete rep. Oh shit. That’s cool. What does that mean? She works there and she, she’s like the liaison between tier and, uh, athletes. She’d be great at that.
Caleb Beaver (25:08):
We got 2 55 that we’re looking at right now.
Sevan Matossian (25:13):
Uh, they only get two attempts per lift. I don’t think they get two.
Caleb Beaver (25:17):
Yeah, they get two.
Sevan Matossian (25:18):
Oh, okay. What does that mean? You, you put, you put your max amount on the front squat, you fail it and you take off 10 pounds and try again. Or you start with something easy, you’re saying, uh, that’s guaranteed and go higher would start
Caleb Beaver (25:32):
Easy. You, you start with a hard, a hard two rep, but it’s something that you feel confident you’re going to hit. And then the next one you take a chance,
Taylor Self (25:43):
You need to get a damage score. Like something in control, damage score. Like wait in the bank first. So, okay, if I fail my next one at least I got that. And if you fail your next one, you have
Sevan Matossian (25:56):
Something. I don’t think so. You guys have it all wrong. It’s not championship mindset.
Taylor Self (26:01):
Kelly Stone had a blue, a green, a 10,
Sevan Matossian (26:05):
Taylor Self (26:06):
Big. Unless it was a 15, unless it was a 15. If it was a 15 then she was a two 20.
Sevan Matossian (26:10):
Um, you go big, you go, you go five pounds over your pr you believe in yourself. Uh, was that you Caleb or is that Yeah, that was Caleb. Okay.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Is that just a fly by And the bass there <laugh> that was,
Sevan Matossian (26:28):
Hey dude. Oh wow. That girl is so thin. That girl who just put 200 over her head.
Caleb Beaver (26:34):
It’d be interesting to see what to has on the shoulder.
Sevan Matossian (26:36):
Overhead one. Yeah.
Taylor Self (26:39):
You think to is going shoulder to overhead.
Caleb Beaver (26:42):
Taylor Self (26:46):
I think they get more points if he squats.
Caleb Beaver (26:49):
I don’t know. I think Bkg can do like 3 85.
Sevan Matossian (26:57):
I like it when I see someone put a comment that’s supposed to be in our thread on the, uh, on the ga on the waap polooza thread on accident.
Caleb Beaver (27:08):
I think the boys, I I’ve seen Noah jerk 400,
Sevan Matossian (27:14):
Like cor Bono just meant to post on our thread. But he accidentally posted in the, uh, waza thread. He said, I love how Sev always says the opposite of Taylor, but I’m pretty sure that was supposed to be in here. Yeah. Yeah. See, see
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Sevan Matossian (27:31):
Ah, he put it in the wrong fight. He’s got two windows open. Uh, you
Taylor Self (27:35):
Can’t even say the word fuck man.
Sevan Matossian (27:37):
Hey Corban, you could never have two girlfriends. You’d fuck that up. They’d find out each about each other in a fucking minute. <laugh>, you better just stick to one. You better just try to manage one. You can’t even manage two chat windows. My goodness. Oh yeah. Look at everyone just piling on Mr. Corban. Uh, uh, Clint Clopping. Uh, Noah is strong as hell. Uh, yeah. I mean, Noah can go anywhere, right?
Caleb Beaver (28:09):
No, I mean, I, I know Chandler. Chandler,
Sevan Matossian (28:11):
They’re all strong as hell.
Caleb Beaver (28:14):
I I’m pretty sure Chandler’s snatch balance like 3 75 or something. Like something insane on an overhead squat. Um, and Noah’s jerked 400 and Travis is probably the strongest squatter cuz he is got the highest squat clean.
Taylor Self (28:28):
They’re putting Travis on front. Squat Noah’s, that’s what they’ll do. We’re gonna do overhead squat and I think Travis will do sh or uh, Chandler do shoulder overhead or flop. Noah and Chandler.
Caleb Beaver (28:37):
Yeah. No, I mean,
Sevan Matossian (28:38):
Oh, this is a beautiful shot. How come this is the first time we’ve seen this shot? You guys,
Taylor Self (28:48):
Should we complain about the stream again? Cuz they fucking suck.
Sevan Matossian (28:51):
No, but this is a great shot. Keep going back to that wide shot guys. We, everyone wants to see the wide shot. I mean, I like to see a fail as much as the next person, but that’s beautiful. Uh, so they’re, they’re not all on the same lifts or they are. How could someone have 3 0 5 on someone have 1 95 on? Is that, is is that really the discrepancy in strength we’re dealing with here? I thinks? Are they on different lifts?
Taylor Self (29:12):
I think that’s a placard issue.
Sevan Matossian (29:15):
Okay. Oh wow. Wow. God, those girls are strong. I thought she was gonna lose the weight. The red on that, on that clean.
Caleb Beaver (29:28):
Yeah. Chandler overhead squad at 3 85 and his shoulder to overhead’s not great As far as like a jerk goes, Chandler will be their overhead squatter.
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Caleb Beaver (29:41):
They’re, they’re gonna be hard to beat. All three of them are cuz just cuz Noah has a really good jerk in just the jerk itself.
Sevan Matossian (29:51):
Wa zombie. I want to have a mustache. Mustache like Taylor when I grow up. Eric Weiss, a ginger stach or you.
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